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iwillwringyourneck · 2 days

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haha so anyways today i had a really bad shat in the toilets AT SCHOOL MIND YOU and there were these seniors sobbing and i feel bad cuz im interrupting their sobbing by this massive holy moly guacamole nuclear shat and all you can hear are my digestive systems breaking anyways can i kill you now that you heard everything before you spread it

#boop #dark memes #funny memes #memes #dank memes #best memes #relatable memes #humor #funny #lol #haha #funny shit #jokes #funny jokes #bad jokes #dumb jokes #funny post

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viktheviking1 · 6 months

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The reason why Go Piss Girl isn't an option, is because I had genuinely never heard of it until all of y'all let me know.

Reblog for more people to give their answers!

#funny stuff #funny memes #puns #bad puns #pun #terrible puns #dad jokes #bad jokes #toilet #toilet joke #funny #funny post #funny polls #funny content #tumblr polls #my polls #polls #dumb jokes

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lewdhat · 9 months

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Else the Puck a liar call;

Anyway, here’s Wonderwall.

#midsummer night's dream #puck #dumb jokes #shakespeare

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yew-yew · 11 months

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there are only 2 types of artists

and i'm second. without the inscription "masterpiece".

#art #funny image #dumb jokes #two types of people #idk what im doing #idk what tags to use #fun stuff #fyp

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businessjones · 3 months

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There. THIS TIME I won’t forget to get dishwasher detergent pods

#mtg #hahas for later #dumb jokes

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100percentwoollenbreasts · 13 days

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Me when people misgender a He/Him Friend

#dumb jokes #trans #kamen rider #kamen rider wizard

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titleknown · 9 months

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PROTIP: To defeat the Neurotypicals, focus fire on their directing Neurotyrant first:

#shitposting #actuallyautistic #actuallyadhd #neurotypicals #neurotyrant #tyranids #warhammer #warhammer 40k #dumb jokes #silly

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aster-spiral-30 · 1 month

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You know that American Horror Story quote from season 1 in which one character remarks that:

“The Devil is real. And he's not a little red man with horns and a tail. He can be beautiful. Because he's a fallen angel, and he used to be God's favorite.”

*cut to Lucifer from Hazbin Hotel uncouthly eating a sandwich over the kitchen sink, wearing nothing but his underwear and a pair of Crocs*

“….Who want me?”

If I was better at drawing I’d draw it LOL

#hazbin hotel #dumb jokes #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel lucifer x reader #lucifer morningstar x reader

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saturnisscreaming · 9 months

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You've heard of gender neutral. Get ready for gender drive, gender reverse, and gender park