#marrying for the papers

[binghe-malewife-goals]

One of my all time favorite moments in svsss is when Bingqiu are going through the jinlan city arc and Binghe is like "DONT YOU MOVE ANOTHER STEP OR ELSE" as his xin mo period cramps hit and Sqq, the little bastard, looks at Binghe as he backs away before waving and turning around to leave and the level of DISRESPECT in this man. I love him

The girls are fighting

#divorce era but one of the characters didnt even know they were married much less divorce #lbh signed marriage papers when sqq wasn't looking #svsss #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #bingqiu #svsss novel

[spacedace]

Quick dp x dc prompt:

The BatFam finds out via getting tagged a million times on any and all social media sites that Damian apparently got drunkenly married to Jon & Elle while the three were in Las Vegas.

And that alone is making them all lose their collective minds, but somehow there's yet still more on top of that punch in the face because apparently the three didn't get married as Damian Wayne, Jon Kent and Elle Nightingale.

Oh no, that'd be way too easy to handle when it came to how the press and wider world reacted to the youngest son and until very recently one of the most eligible bachelors in the world getting married at three in the morning in a haunted-house themed 24-hour Vegas chapel by a guy dressed up like Zombie Elvis.

No, instead the three of them got married as civilian Damian Wayne and very much not civilians Superboy/Jon-El the Son of Superman and Nomad/Stella Phantom the Crown Princess of the Infinite Realms.

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also bonus meme stuff, this is absolutely how Damian, Jon and Elle greet the paparazzi upon stumbling out of the chapel and the images being shared absolutely everywhere. Steph frames them and hangs them up as the three's "Wedding Photos" because she finds it absolutely hilarious:

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc writing prompt #super serious chaos #Super Serious Chaos #damian wayne #jon el kent #jon kent #dani phantom #danielle phantom #superfam #batfam #ghost king danny #batfam & superfam are losing their collective minds over this #meanwhile the rest of the justice league is playing rock paper scissors on who is gonna have to break the news to King Phantom #Danny for his part thinks its hilarious #but its even *funnier* to not tell anyone that and let them think he's pissed about it #Dick *specifically told* Damian not to get wasted and marry anyone when the three of them went on this trip #He said it as a *joke* but *still* what the hell Damian

[bluerosefox]

Gray and Graysons

One of the Bats has a secret. Something they never told to the others.

They were so very young but they have memories of a sibling, so small and tiny. They remember the burst of warmth they had in their heart when they held the tiny baby for just a moment.

But they weren’t allowed to keep them, their family couldn’t raise them. Money was tight, just enough for three but not for four, despite their shows always bringing in a crowd it was getting harder and harder for the world to be wowed by them in the new age and their sibling was too small and tiny and needed to be cared in a single place than for them to be on the road. Their lifestyle was not good for his tiny sibling apparently.

They had to watch as their parents gave his sibling away to people in suits, them promising to give his baby brother to a loving family when they find a ‘home’ for him. He watched his parents try to be strong only for his mother to break down once the car left down the road, his father holding her and apologizing, the rest of the circus troupe all silently coming over to give the heartbroken family condolences.

Richard ‘Dick’ Grayson had tears running down his face when he last saw his baby brother.

A brother he got to name before he had to be given away.

Daniel ‘Danny’ Grayson.

-x-x-

Dick never told the others. If anyone dug deep into his past they might find his brother’s birth records maybe, if someone got around to digitizing the paperwork for him but given the fact he was placed in the US childcare systems just a few days after his birth and the fact that Dick was still pretty young they most likely believed he didn’t remember his baby brother now. Not after so many years.

But they were wrong, Dick remembers. And he kept the secret close to his heart and memories.

And the only physical evidence he had was a single picture of him holding his brother, a smile on his tiny face towards their father who had taken the photo of them together. When he had lost his parents, lost most of the things that connected him to them, to his past in the circus that had been his whole life, had been taken from him in Gotham’s ruthless childcare system, he held on tight to the picture in secret. Hid it away from anyone trying to rip it from him, hid it from Bruce when the man took him in days later, hid it from Alfred despite how gentle the butler was towards him. He couldn’t, wouldn’t risk losing his photo at the time, he hadn’t trusted anyone and by the time he did he didn’t have the heart to reveal it.

So yes, the existence of his baby brother Danny was his most guarded and best kept secret.

So that’s why Dick, as Nightwing, nearly died from a heart attack when leaving a Justice League meeting he spotted a familiar face among one of the new engineers working in the Watchtower.

It was like seeing a young version of himself. Only, Dick could see that the young man was more than a copy of him, so much more than a clone. He held many traces of John Grayson but also had a bit more of Mary Grayson than Dick did. Small details that Dick foggely remembers taking note when he had held his baby brother.

“Hey, hurry up with that report Gray!” Shouted the head engineer from down the hall, his hand beckoning the young adult to come over.

“Coming! And boss, I told you Danny is fine!” Danny shouted back before hurriedly leaving a stunned Nightwing.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #crossover #dp x dc #blue rambles #danny phantom dc #writing ideas #random idea #dpxdc #Danny and Dick are siblings #Danny is a space engineer #he worked hard and now gets to be in space #dick grayson #Dick’s parents couldn’t care for Danny because of money and the fact he was tiny #they wanted him but couldn’t keep him #his paperwork got a tiny bit lost and damaged before it got digital #so there isn’t much for either brothers to find each other #Dick did look but found next to nothing about where his brother went #Danny still had the original papers but the papers got damaged bad and his last name is a little lost #he knows it’s Gray something #small what if in this AU but what if he married Val and took her last name #and later finds his old papers and is teased he was always meant to be a Gray some way #BUT he doesn’t have to married in this #just a tiny what if #BUT he has changed his last name to Gray after a bad fall out with he Fenton’s #it wasn’t even because of him being a half ghost or even because of Vlad #nope it was because he didn’t want to be ghost hunter

[meep-meep-richie]

´´ he cares about you.´´

#oh yes he does T_T #i wouldn't marry me either #i'd marry you with paper rings #oh yes mobius would do that #lokius #loki #mobius #mobius m mobius #loki laufeyson #loki series #loki tv #dailyloki #lokitvsource #dailylokius #lokiusedit #loki gifs #lokius gifs #lokitv #loki show #loki x mobius #mobius x loki #loki mobius #mobius loki #tom hiddleston #owen wilson #my gifs #gifs #gif*

[duckytree]

whats the oldest you’ll date? im not kidding when i say mine is 61 and im 14. im sorry 😭😭

hello????? hello???????????????????

#that’s such a random ass number #do u have someone in mind???? #but yeah um #this is none of my business but pls don’t date someone that old #you’re so young and anyone who says yes is automatically foul and not worth ur time #i’m already married so i wouldn’t date anyone #but my wife and i are the exact same age #a few hours apart but my time zone was different so on paper we are a day apart #i’ve been mentioning her a lot recently my bad #but my inbox is flooded with questions about her #asks

[pianokantzart]

Figuring out how to draw him

#my art #After much debate I gave him legs #I mean how he gonna marry a human girl if he don't even have legs #super paper mario #count bleck #piano can art

[whaliiwatching]

annual winners of most annoying couple award

#spider man: into the spiderverse #spider punk #spider noir #hobie brown #noirpunk #they are married and it is OBNOXIOUS #yeah they could be lowkey with pda #or they could be the couple everyone both envies and despises #takes like eight months for them to get there but they Get There #hobie is already naturally affectionate and noir isn’t far behind #i just think.. they are… so lovely #im getting better at drawing his wicks!! aaa!!! #or at least i rlly like how i did em here #theyr in LOVE in love…. #debating whether they signed the papers and had a stranger as a witness for a wedding.. #or if they didn’t have one/arent legally married (since neither of them can in their worlds) #and just don’t care. fuck the government :)

[mydairpercabeth]

kiss me once, ‘cause you know I had a long night

kiss me twice ‘cause it’s gonna be alright

three times ‘cause i’ve waited my whole life

#limoreau #mariejordan #jordanmarie #marie x jordan #marie moreau #jordan li #jaz sinclair #london thor #derek luh #gen v #the boys #she’d marry them with paper rings 🥹 #queer romance #lgbt ships

[alumirp]

Roommaarriage

Luffy and Law live togheter.

They started living together after Luffy's older brother, Ace, decided to go on a trip around the world with his friends. Luffy was left alone and besides being terrible at taking care of himself, he hates loneliness.but none of his friends had space for him, already having their own roommates or living with their parents. So, Law proposes that they live together, he lives in a huge house and has a huge crush on Luffy, it doesn't hurt to help the guy he likes, even if it can cause a lot of headaches. and hes right, in less than a week everything is already a mess, Luffy's friends come to visit, everything is noisy and so chaotic in the house that used to always be quiet and peaceful.

Still, he persists, determined not to go back on his decision and simply kick Luffy out of the house. That's when everything gets confusing; Luffy was always clingy and honest with how he felt, but since he moved in with Law, this has become more frequent and more intense.He hugs Law in the morning when he wakes up, kisses him on the forehead to thank him for the food, he carries Law when he decides that Law has to sleep no matter what, he sits on Law's lap when they are watching TV, he goes to the hospital to remember Law of eating and worst of all: he often, all the time, at any time, in any place, on any occasion, tells Law that he loves him. And it just drives Law crazy. He knows it's not a lie, Luffy doesn't lie. Luffy loves him, it's just not the love Law wants it to be

All of their domesticity, all of their intimacy, all of it drives Law crazy. He wants all of it, but he also wants more. He is in love with Luffy and has no idea what to do, after all he doesn't want to just ruin their friendship and lose it all because of his greed. So, after months of freaking out about all this, he decides that what's best for everyone is if he puts some boundaries between them, draws a firm line between them, friendship, something less intimate and less...suggestive. something that allows him to sleep properly at night.

Meanwhile, Luffy is confused, Torao has been acting strangely, moving away from him, not letting him touch him or kiss him, almost like in the beginning, when he moved in and Law was still shy. Could this be what people call problems in paradise? WILL TORAO FILE FOR DIVORCE? And suddenly Law has Luffy's friends calling desperately wanting to know what happened? Why are they getting divorced so soon? Why is Luffy depressed about the end of their marriage? Why is the marriage ending in the first place???

#I present to you: law overthinking as usual #but this time with luffy misunderstanding things #Luffy thinks that living together (with someone you like) = marriage #hes not totally wrong but yeaah #he knows that he likes law and he knows that law likes him so he is convinced that they are married #he convinced everyone around him that he married law #nami: what do you mean by married law? you only live with him #Luffy: I went with him to sign papers and we ate yummy food after that. I kiss him. I take him to work. he makes food for me. we're married #nami: oh i can't argue with that #everyone thinks that because law is very private they had a really simple wedding at the registry office #the 'papers' that luffy signed were the rental agreement #they are totally unmarried #Luffy's idiocy + Law's anxiety #lawlu #one piece lulaw #lulaw #one piece #roommates

[dumblr]

#paper rings #taylor swift #quotes #love #emotions #romantic quotes #thoughtful #love quotes #feelings #facts #true words #marry you #shiny things #dumblr

[thisishowgalaxiescollide]

#nico hischier #devils #luca hischier #nina hischier #offseason2023 #nina I'd marry you with paper rings #the genes this family has jfc

[beyondthepaper]

Can you pls give me a list of the ships in this au?

sure! :D

9/30/23

beyond the paper ships <3

@fresacake

#I LOVE ALICE X BORIS #they’re literally married #they’re also my biggest otp LMAO #also #FULLY COLORED TOONS ON THIS BLOG?? #WOWIE— #beyond the paper au #fresacake #blythe the cat #bendy #cuphead #felix the cat #mugman #oswald the lucky rabbit #mickey mouse #felix x kitty #oswald x ortensia #mickey x minnie #cuphead X baroness von bon bon #mugman x cala maria #bendy X blythe #SIKE that last tag wasn’t real #or was it🤨 #alice angel x boris #batim #batdr #epic Mickey #cuphead ddwtd #cuphead ddlc #the cuphead show

[weird-an]

Wilson thought everything would change now. The memory of this night is still fresh on his skin in form of bruises and hickies, tingling whenever he moves.

When he opens the door to his office, his heart jumps, tension bleeding out of his shoulders.

House sits on his chair, legs on his desk. Like it belongs to him, like he always does. He sips a bubble tea and wears a shirt that says "Wifey for lifey".

"Please tell me this isn't your lunch," Wilson sighs. How can anybody live off only sugar?

"It's technically breakfast," House says, slurping down a big gulp. The ice cubes chink.

"I'll make dinner tonight," Wilson announces. "No takeout tonight."

"Is that a scheme to get me to eat more vitamins?" House asks, sucking on the straw. His cheeks hollow a little. Wilson's face burn.

"You found out my evil plan." Wilson rolls his eyes. "Giving your body what it needs."

"Oh, you made sure of that." House winks at him - and really, Wilson should've seen that coming. "No wonder they all wanted to put a ring in you."

Wilson rubs the bridge of his nose. "What have I done?" he mumbles, more to himself than House.

"It's called anal sex," House explains, so loudly half of the hospital can possibly hear him. "And a blowjob, rimming and -"

"Jesus," Wilson interrupts. "I know that."

House grins. "No worries, we'll never marry."

That hurts more than it should. Wilson knows House can see it on his face.

"Because then you can never divorce me," House says, almost softly.

Wilson's heart might explode and he isn't sure there's a medical condition that explains feeling nauseous and happy at the same time.

House empties his bubble tea. "So, no to engagement rings, but what about cock rings?"

Fuck, Wilson loves him. "House-"

#jokes's on wilson because house forged the papers and they are married (have been for months now) #hilson #james wilson #gregory house #house x wilson #house md

[starstruckmoony]

paper rings.

masterlist

pairing - sirius black x reader

summary - you make paper rings for yourself and sirius in potions class.

trope/tags - lots of fluff

word count - 1.3k

warnings - language

potions were never really your cup of tea. you could never wrap your head around anything you'd learn about them at all. the recepies, the effects, why people even made some of them knowing how awful the consequences could be- in other words, you loathed the class.

to top it all off, you were slughorn's least favourite student, or at least that what was what you managed to convince yourself. you had a feeling that the man was out to get you. you were pretty certain that he could sense your negative energy whenever you stepped through the door. sirius always tried his best to reassure you, but you were certain that your professor would get a thrill whenever you would ruin a potion or accidentally curse in the middle of his class because it meant that he could give you detention.

the class started off quite alright that day. slughorn was in a rather good mood and he settled for only having you all read a passage from your books, which was very conveniently about the most powerful love potion itself - amortentia.

you and sirius finished with reading the writing you were given by your professor a bit sooner than the other students, which meant you were left with nothing to kill the remaining time. the bloody thirty five minutes of it.

since you couldn't actually speak to your boyfriend, because that would result in the both of you getting detention (and having sirius get in trouble just because he happened to have some involvement with you was the last thing you needed), you were forced to look for a new form of entertainment - which somehow happened to be making rings out of paper. sirius was not as successful as you, though, he tried to find something interesting about the dirty classroom ceiling and he looked like all life had been drained out of him. nobody could blame him. remus wasn't doing any better either, the taller boy was absolutely exhausted and he had fallen asleep only a few minutes after the lesson started.

"fuck." you whispered, mostly to yourself, when the tiny piece of parchment in your hand refused to bend in the direction you wanted it to. sirius noticed your sudden change in attitude and got intrigued by what you were up to.

"what's that?" he shifted in his seat, curiously looking over your arm to get a better look at your doings.

"paper rings." you whispered in response, a happy smile making its way to your face when you finally finished with the second one. he took one of the rings into his hands and observed it for a moment before sliding it onto his finger, showing it off to you with the biggest grin. it fit perfectly.

"i wonder who was on your mind when you made this." he smirked in satisfaction and inched a little closer to you. you laughed quietly, glancing over at slughorn who was too busy with other things to notice that you weren't exactly doing what you were supposed to.

"your little brother. such a nice bloke, isn't he?" you teased, sliding the other ring onto your own finger. he snorted at your sarcastic reply to his stupid remark, but immediately composed himself once he heard slughorn clear throat. the man glared in his direction, and sirius quickly put his head down and pretended like he was still the reading the text from his book.

because of that, you had to spend the next few minutes sitting in complete silence. the only thing that could be heard was ticking of the old clock on the wall. twenty five sodding minutes.

you couldn't wait to finally leave the godforsaken class and head to your next one. you weren't even sure which lesson you needed to attend after potions, yet all you wanted to do was to get the hell out of there, even if your next class was going to be something just as frustrating. you would rather have sat through five hours of divination than whatever that was.

sirius seemed to have decided that he wanted to put his good reputation at risk, yet again. being one of the best students in the year and coming from a family that was known as noble had its perks, but sirius had always told himself that it had more disadvantages than anything else. he was supposed to be a model student, and set an example to others. that irked him the most, as it was pretty challenging for a marauder, considering he got detention at least ten times that year and november had barely started. he thought about it for a while, but after he realised he was probably no longer in professor slughorn's good graces after receiving that glare anyway, he moved dangerously close to you. you felt his breath fanning over your ear, his lips were almost pressing against it.

"i think i might ask you to marry me with one of these in a few years." he broke the silence between the two of you, whispering those words only for you to hear. that simple sentence turned your face crimson red. you inhaled sharply in attempt to hold back the surprised giggle that was threatening to escape.

"you're mental." you guffawed, hiding your blushing face in your arms that were rested on the table. he smiled in satisfaction, that was the very reaction he wanted to get from you and he'd never felt so proud of himself. that shit-eating grin of his only left his face when you pressed your own lips against his ear.

"wanna know a secret? i'd say yes." you said the words with a smirk and knew all too well that they sent him into a frenzy. one could say he was malfunctioning. you bit your lip harshly, struggling to keep yourself together. sirius turned his head look at you, and neither of you could hold back your laughter for any longer after seeing each other's rose red faces.

"miss l/n! mister black!" slughorn looked at the two of you in shock. he did not miss the mess that you created on the table, or the rings that you and sirius had on your fingers either. his surprised reaction and the sheer terror you saw in him only made the giggles more difficult to stifle, so you accidentally laughed in his face.

"miss l/n!" the poor man could barely keep himself together, so he glanced over at sirius as if he was the last possible resort (which he was), searching for some form of explanation, "mister black, what's the meaning of this?"

"well, if you must know, we were just about to start planning our wedding." he cleared his throat as he spoke, trying to come off as formal as he possibly could. his serious facial expression and the blaringly obvious mocking tone of his voice made you snort, which sent the rest of the students into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. james was having a hard time breathing, and the whole commotion had woken poor remus up.

"very well. i will see you both after class. you are free to leave now." professor slughorn said blankly, walking back to his table and putting his glasses on as he returned to grading a pile of essays.

"yes, professor." sirius choked out, tugging at the sleeve of your jumper. you left the classroom snickering, and not without almost falling over because of your clumsy sprint.

"planning our wedding?" you questioned in amusement as you walked with him in the hallway, and he intertwined your fingers with his.

"yes, i'd like to think we just got engaged. " he pointed out what he thought was obvious, that smug smile never leaving his face.

"oh-" he kissed your cheek before you could put your thoughts into words, and you realised that getting in trouble this time may have indeed been worth it.

#sirius black #sirius black x reader #sirius black x y/n #sirius black x you #sirius black smut #sirius black fanfiction #sirius black one shot #sirius black drabble #sirius black imagine #sirius black fluff #sirius black headcanon #james potter #harry potter #harry potter fanfiction #the marauders #marauders era #someone marry me with paper rings please #i'm gonna start naming all my fics after taylor swift songs and lyrics #is that legal #taylor don't sue me i love you

[wouldntbehim]

i want you to have some part of me until you can have all of me again.

#rwrbedit #alex x henry #alex claremont diaz #henry fox #listen i barely refrained from adding lyrics from paper rings on here #and i mean /barely/ #i didn't feel like fucking with fonts though #so you just get this instead #i mean. 'i like shiny things but i'd marry you with paper rings' is just. #to quote henry: it's a bit on the nose don't you think?

[stopthatfool]

I dont think icemav would ever get married

#I have “can’t keep my opinion to myself” disease #I just.. can’t see them walking down an aisle or displaying their love in front of an audience #top gun #icemav #maybe they’d get married but just signing the papers and that would be it