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aggressivedogfacts · a minute ago
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AGGRESSIVE DOV FACTS #16-#25
AGGRESSIVE DOG FACT #16:
YOU'VE ALL BEEN MOCKING A DEAD GUY FOR ABOUT 100 YEARS. THE TERM, "MANS BEST FRIEND" CAME FROM FREDERICK THE GREAT IN THE 1900S IN A POEM.
AGGRESSIVE DOG FACT #17:
YOU ASSHOLES KEEP CALLING YOUR DOG, "a chUbbY bOY" WHEN YOU FORGET ABOUT THE HEAVIEST DOG BREED IN THE FUCKING WORLD. THE ST. BERNARD CAN BE UP TO 120 KG WHEN FULLY GROWN. BEAT THAT, ASSHOLE.
AGGRESSIVE DOG FACT #18:
THE REASON WHY DOGS CAN MOVE THEIR EARS SO FREELY IS BECAUSE THEY HAVE 18+ MUSCLES IN THEIR EARS. THATS MORE MUSCLES THAN YOU HAVE IN YOURS, HUH AUDREY? SO STOP WONDERING, DUMBASS.
AGGRESSIVE DOG FACT #19:
SURPRISINGLY, A DOG'S LIFESPAN OS LONGER WHEN THEY LIVE IN THE CITY. YES, THIS IS ACTUALLY FUCKING TRUE. ON AVERAGE, CITY DOGS LIVE 3 YEARS LONGER THAN COUNTRY DOGS.
AGGRESSIVE DOG FACT #20:
IF YOU TEACH YOUR BASSET HOUND TO SWIM, HERES SOME ADVICE- FUCKING DONT. YOU CANT TEACH ONE HOW TO SWIM. THEY WILL DROWN, OLIVIA.
AGGRESSIVE DOG FACT #21:
SPEAKING OF YORKSHIRE TERRIERS (LIKE IN MY LAST POST) THEY ARE THE SMALLEST (BREEDED) DOGS (CHIHUAHUAS IN THE NEXT FACT) WEIGHING ONLY 4LBS.
AGGRESSIVE DOG FACT #22:
CHIHUAHUAS ARE THE SMALLEST (NON BREEDED) DOGS IN THE WORLD, ORIGINALLY COMING FROM MEXICO. AND I KNOW YOURE GOING TO START TALKING ABOUT HOW "oH cHIhuAHus aRe mExICan?1?1!" BUT THIS SHIT SHOULD BE OBVIOUS.
AGGRESSIVE DOG FACT #23:
EVEN GEORGE WASHINGTON HAD DOGS. HE HAD 32 DOGS (FOXHOUNDS) TOTAL. THATS MORE DOGS THAN YOU'LL HAVE. PLUS, YOURE NOT FAMOUS OR A HISTORICAL FIGURE.
AGGRESSIVE DOG FACT #24:
PUPPIES ARE BORN NEEDING 90% OF THE DAY SLEEPING, BUT OVER TIME THEY WILL NEED LESS TIME. UNLIKE YOU, A LAZY FUCKING SLOB, HUH BEATRICE? YEAH, THATS RIGHT. GET BACK TO WORK.
AGGRESSIVE DOG FACT #25:
FINALLY, THE LAST FUCKING FACT. SO LETS TALK ABOUT THE BEGINNING OF DOGS. THE REASON WHY DOGS ARE DOMESTICATED AND STILL ARE IS BECAUSE PEOPLE INTERACTED WITH THEM AT MOST 3 MONTHS AFTER THEY WERE BORN. SO, IF YOU WANT A DOMESTICATED DOG, INTERACT WITH IT BEFORE 3 MONTHS PASS AFTER ITS BIRTH.
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totally-not-into-drama · 15 minutes ago
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Current mood: mortified. I just accidentally gave an anti-capitalism speech. TO ONE OF MY BUSINESS MANAGEMENT TEACHERS. The topic of the discussion was "what can we do to fix our electronic waste problem?" TvT someone please send me back in time to stop myself from sending this to him.
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screamholland · 17 minutes ago
Hey if you wouldn’t mind giving this a signal boost that’ll be super helpful.
https://yetagaindisappointedbymen.tumblr.com/post/649178579334201344/dear-people-on-tumblr
of course!
article above: India is facing a national emergency. There is a national shortage of medical oxygen supply across the country along with the availability of Remidesivir and other drugs that are prescribed to combat COVID-19. This is a humble plea to reblog any verified sources for ICU beds, oxygen cylinders and drug availability.
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thatrandomwriter99 · 24 minutes ago
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Attack On Titan Facts #6
1. If Levi were to go to some cosplay thing, he’d just want to go home.
What Additional Characters Would Want To Do:
Mikasa— would go through the con all relaxed completely unphased by any stress around her
Reiner— would cosplay something from Marvel (maybe Captain America) and love it; he’d do photo shoots and everything
Bertholdt— would enjoy the merch and everything but would want to go home soon
Annie— quietly buy all the merch and goes again without being seen
Eren— three days of con, three cosplays. Sees all the shows, buys all the merch, and meets with the group.
Jean— does some closet cosplay and gets mad nobody recognizes him.
Marco— works at the con
Sasha- JAPANESE FOOD AND COSTUMES!
Connie— photographs every cosplayer
Historia— cosplays as Wonder Woman and slays despite her size; makes everyone kneel
Armin— goes to con mostly for the people he can meet there (comic artists and so on)
Hanji— wins the Yu Gi Oh! Contest
Erwin— is super overwhelmed by the nerd culture
Nanaba— couple cosplay with Mike
Mike— couple cosplay with Nanaba; everyone loves them
2. If Levi were to encounter a vacuum cleaner, he’d have a heart attack.
3. If Levi were to see all the fan art of himself (especially the weird ones and shirtless/revealing ones), he’d be pretty grossed out and want them deleted.
4. If Levi ever went to jail, it would be for using force against minors
Additional Characters In Prison/Jail:
Sasha— hunting in prohibited area
Eren— property damage
Annie— murder with a blunt object
Petra— murder with poison
Armin— possession of unregistered and exotic animals
Reiner— indecent behavior
Jean— graffiti in a holy building
5. Levi once laughed shortly, and when someone addressed it, he said he farted
6. Personality wise, Levi’s type is someone calm and rational. Someone similar to him who can still appreciate stuff and is positive.
7. Since Levi is good at cooking, his favorite thing to make is stew.
8. Levi would show affection to his lover by small stuff, like bringing them tea or touching them slightly.
9. Levi can have a top speed of up to 90 km/h (55.923 miles) during spinning while using the 3DMG
10. Levi has a secret talent that he wants hidden from everyone: imitating the scouts.
11. If Levi died, the reactions of the other characters would be:
Mikasa— yell at someone
Reiner— laughing
Bertholdt— would frown
Annie— would be nonchalant
Eren— NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jean— “We’re screwed.”
Sasha— waits for a Titan to eat her
Connie— “someone save us!”
Historia— chokes on popcorn
Armin: “Oh no...”
Ymir— “cool”
Hanji— would be professional and go on doing stuff
12. Levi would have a Nokia 3300, and you apparently can’t get nice ringtones on those
Additional Characters’ Ringtones:
Mikasa— standard ringtone that was preinstalled
Eren— “SEID IHR DAS ESSEN? NEIN, WIR SIND DIE JÄGER!”
Armin— bubble sound or really calm sound
Jean— horse neighing
Marco— My Little Pony opening
Sasha— Woody Woodpecker
Connie— Horror Movie Scream
Reiner— military trumpets
Bertholdt— birds chirping
Annie— Let It Go
Hanji— Godzilla roaring
Erwin— the ringtone your dad has
13. Levi is okay. Physically? Yes. Mentally? No.
14. Levi wouldn’t have any kind of social media.
Additional Characters Would Have:
Mikasa— has all the accounts but never uses any
Reiner— does Grindr count?
Bertholdt— Tumblr
Annie— Instagram
Eren— Facebook and Twitter
Jean— Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, Tumblr, and Twitter
Marco— Tumblr and Google Plus
Sasha— Twitter and Snapchat
Connie— Snapchat, Tumblr, and Twitter
Historia— Snapchat, Tumblr, Twitter, or Instagram
Armin— Twitter and Tumblr
Ymir— everything available
Hanji— Snapchat, Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook
Erwin— Twitter and Facebook
Nanaba— Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook
Mike— Snapchat
15. The Characters’ Reactions To Long-Haired Levi Would Be:
Armin— crying because Levi still looks manly with long hair
Oluo— would get extensions immediately
Erwin and Hanji— would make the weirdest hairdos for Levi
Petra— would reconsider her crush
Eren— would find it weird, but since he admires Levi so much, he’d have the same haircut in the end
Mikasa— would be raging, because Levi’s hair is silkier than hers; she’d try to then find out what kind of shampoo he uses
16. Starting from the time he was four years old up to the present, Levi considers all of it a bad memory. Almost all of his life is a bad memory.
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the-fact-site · 36 minutes ago
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The world’s first commercial astronaut, Mike Melvill, never finished high school. He was 63 years old when he first flew to space. #FACT
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kaiju-crimson-storyandask · 43 minutes ago
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https://the-moon-pal.tumblr.com/post/649180215476715520/sirartwork-everythingfox-weddell-seal
//Nicholas and all the Guardians make these vocalizations. They just don’t normally do it unless asleep, because they’re all very self conscious about it.
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poorlydrawndsmp · 46 minutes ago
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got this comment from my last Purpled post on IG and I absolutely agree
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itafushiweek · 48 minutes ago
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Fun Fact:
Megumi’s eyelashes
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That’s all.
You’re welcome 😉
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rens-room · 48 minutes ago
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a compilation of me not being a bakugou kinnie i swear: 
not me accidentally typing Ground Zero instead of Project Zero in my school work. 
not me actually paining my nails orange (because thats what my mom suggested for thanksgiving) for bakugou. 
not my friend loudly calling me out for being a bakugou kinnie when i was explaining that i dont Love deku as a character or as the protagonist the reader follows in bnha. 
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avenging-geek · 51 minutes ago
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If anything comes out of this week, I just want Jed to go to jury so we can get the other threes reaction to the WHOLE mess. Cause I know Ro and Vic would just
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mortallyangrystarfish · 51 minutes ago
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Me:*When you tried to find a story for your story about a story telling about a story,but you never got any inspiration or anything to come up with but feel loss(you’ll get what I mean-)*“why.......”
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sortingabosincebirth · an hour ago
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(References this post)
An example of a pseudo pack: A boy wants to leave for a larger city in hopes of more opportunities. However his birth pack is staying in their home town, so he gathers some of his high school buddies and they form a pseudo pack and move to the city with him. Time passes and some of his buddies have moved to new packs and some are still looking. The boy makes new friends and he finds a pack he wants to join permanently. He moves in with his new pack, thus leaving his pseudo pack.
If the boy’s birth pack wanted to move and he wanted to stay, the above could still happen just with swapped locations. Pseudo packs are just packs formed with the intention of de-forming once people have found their more permanent places.
On occasion, some pseudo packs become a permanent pack. On other occasions, some packs become temp. packs if enough members disband in order to move or something else.
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It costs 182¢ to make one penny.
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sfnena415 · an hour ago
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To-do list:
Get ready for the day
Drink a cup of coffee
Get my feelings out w/ a cry session
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fictionkinfessions · an hour ago
@ the bee facts Cas: Rock on fellow, Cas ^^ wish I had the energy to know anything about bees lol (#😇✨🌊)
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