#incorrect the mentalist quotes

[hetaczechia]

Tommy Volker™: Do I look like a killer to you?

Lisbon: Yes. You kill my patience.

#the mentalist #tommy volker #teresa lisbon #incorrect quotes #incorrect the mentalist quotes

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Bard: How did you get Rogue to co-operate with you? Warlock: I threatened to reveal their dark secret. Bard: Which is what? Warlock: I have no idea, I was bluffing, but it must be something horrible.

#bard #warlock #rogue #mod meme #source: the mentalist #dnd #dungeons and dragons #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dnd classes

[biblicallyaccuratestiles]

STILES: "Wait, where's my food? What—oh my god, what is this?!"

(he pulls a Ziploc of baby carrots out of his backpack with a look of horror on his face)

DEREK: "That, is a healthy and nutritious snack."

STILES: "I'm gonna die."

DEREK: "You're not dying, Stiles."

STILES: "I am going to starve to death in this stupid, pineapple-scented car. You're my enemy now, Derek, we're enemies again—I'm going to ruin your life for this."

DEREK: "By doing what, dropping a Twinkie into my bag? How did you find out I'm terrified of preservatives, I hid it so well."

STILES: "Hey! Twinkies are a great source of—"

DEREK: "Carcinogens, yeah, I know."

STILES: "Derek Hale, you son of a—"

ISAAC: "Can you guys stop flirting until Erica relieves me for the next watch? She's the only one that doesn't mind your... freaky foreplay stuff."

DEREK: "We are not—"

STILES: "Isaac, you take that back right now—"

#biblically accurate stiles quotes #incorrect teen wolf quotes #incorrect quotes #writing prompts #stiles stilinski #derek hale #sterek #isaac lahey #teen wolf #inspired by that one stakeout scene in the mentalist with rigsby and van pelt

[incorrect-multiverse]

Lucifer: She does the detecting, I do the insulting.

Chloe: Consulting.

Lucifer: That too.

#incorrect multiverse #incorrect quotes #source: the mentalist #lucifer tv #lucifer morningstar #chloe decker #deckerstar

[katebeckets]

The Mentalist: Incorrect Quotes (alt)

#em.mentalist #my gifs #the mentalist #thementalistedit #mentalistedit #tmsource #incorrect quotes #i decided i wanted to do the other version but i already made the whole set #so i might as well just post it #LOL #so now we have both #patrick jane #kimball cho #wayne rigsby #userburn #userairi #tuserkers

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Queen Charlotte: How did you get Lady Danbury to cooperate with you?

Violet: I threatened to reveal her dark secret.

Queen Charlotte: Which is what?

Violet: I have no idea, I was bluffing. But it must be something horrible.

#incorrect bridgerton quotes #bridgerton incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes bridgerton #queen charlotte a bridgerton story #bridgerton #incorrect quotes #bridgerton queen charlotte #violet bridgerton #lady danbury #agatha danbury #lord ledger #danbury x ledger #source: the mentalist

[incorrect-x-quotes]

Scarlet Witch: How did you get Lorna to co-operate with you? Quicksilver: I threatened to reveal her dark secret. Scarlet Witch: Which is what? Quicksilver: I have no idea, I was bluffing, but it must be something horrible.

#source: the mentalist #x men incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #scarlet witch #quicksilver #wanda maximoff #pietro maximoff #polaris #lorna dane #x-men #xmen #x men #x-men comics #xmen comics #x men comics #marvel #marvel comics

[matt-casey]

the mentalist + texts (10/?)

[insp]

#the mentalist #jisbon #my mentalist texts #text posts #the mentalist incorrect quotes #jisbon incorrect quotes #patrick jane #teresa lisbon

[smthfunnyhappenedonthewaytor3]

Shirley: How did you get Lelouch to co-operate with you? Milly: I threatened to reveal his dark secret. Shirley: Which is what? Milly: I have no idea, I was bluffing, but it must be something horrible.

#code geass #incorrect quotes #milly ashford #shirley fenette #source: the mentalist #mod: LP #it's not the zero thing it's the being in love with suzaku thing #that's what he fears milly knowing

[incorect-mentalistquotes]

Someone: This can’t get any worse can it?

Jane: Sure it can, give me a moment.

#the mentalist #incorrect quotes #the mentalist incorrect quotes #patrick jane

[hetaczechia]

Lisbon: how do you sleep at night?

Tommy Volker: on silk sheets, rolling naked in money

#the mentalist #teresa lisbon #tommy volker #incorrect quotes #incorrect the mentalist quotes

[aotearoa20]

Caranthir : I warn you: I've been trained to kill since birth.

Haleth: Wow! And how long have you been training to be a prat?

Caranthir: You… you can't address me like that.

Haleth: Sorry, sorry. How long have you been training to be a prat, my Lord?

#now kiss #carnistir #morifinwe #haleth of the haladin #caranthir x haleth #source: mentalist #silmarillion #tolkien #incorrect silmarillion quotes

[incorrect-murdochmysterys]

Willam, about a body: Detective Watts, care to offer your opinion?

Llewelyn: These ducks looooove pretzels.

#murdoch mysteries #incorrect quotes #incorrect murdoch mysteries #incorrect murdoch mystery’s quotes #incorrect murdoch quotes #mm incorrect quotes #llewellyn watts #detective willam murdoch #source: the mentalist

[incorrect-multiverse]

Cho: So are you two dating now?

Lisbon: Yes.

Cho: Why?

Jane: I happen to find Lisbon very appealing.

Cho: Yeah, I can understand that. But I’m trying to figure out what’s wrong with Lisbon.

#incorrect multiverse #incorrect quotes #source: unknown #the mentalist #patrick jane #teresa lisbon #kimball cho #jane x lisbon

[incorrectjackboxquotes]

Master Mentalist: "All dreams have meaning, cuz" Schmitty: "So...theoretically, what does it mean if I dream of Cookie showering in the studio?"

Master Mentalist: "Uhhhhhhhhh..."

12:03 am, 2/22/2024

^ It means... YOU GAY! :D

#jackbox #incorrect jackbox quotes #jackbox games #incorrect quotes #ydkj #you don't know jack #cookie masterson #cookie #schmitty #quiplash #master mentalist #hypnotorious #dreams #ya gay

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Jason: - A-HA! Bruce: Is that a useful "a-ha", or an irritating "a-ha"?

#incorrect quotes #batfam #bruce & jason #BatDad #original: the mentalist #jason todd #bruce wayne #dc comics