hetaczechia
hetaczechia
Iku the Multifandom Baby
I´m Iku the Iku. I'm 28yo white woman with autism unsure about her sexuality. Multifandom. LotR/ Hobbit/ Game of Thrones/ anime/ MCU/ IT/ Conjuring/ The Ring/ Final Destination/Harry Potter/ Star Wars/ Jurassic World/Park/ Magnificent Seven (2016). I love hobbits.
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hetaczechia · 12 hours ago
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Frodo: Hi guys!
Sam: Why is there a bruise on your face, Mr. Frodo and who do I need to kill?
Frodo: Just a thug, don't worry about it
Sam: *jumps out the window*
Merry: You tripped didn't you?
Frodo: Never tell anyone.
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hetaczechia · 13 hours ago
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Pippin: I want a piñata for my birthday
Merry: *handing him a bat* I’m pretty sure Boromir has candy in his pockets.
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hetaczechia · 13 hours ago
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Pippin: Have you proposed yet?
Merry: Technically, no, but in my head, we have two kids and a farm.
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hetaczechia · 13 hours ago
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Boromir: You broke into my car!
Merry and Pippin: We entered your car without your knowledge.
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hetaczechia · 13 hours ago
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A pseudo-comic about some Kankurou feels….
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hetaczechia · 13 hours ago
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Sam: It’s so nice that Mr. Frodo trusts you two enough to sleep around you.
Merry: yeah he looks so peaceful
Pippin, whipping out a SHARPIE: And vulnerable
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hetaczechia · 13 hours ago
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Sam: Can you magically make everyone kind, sober, and fully dressed?
Merry: Kind, Sober, and Fully Dressed. Good news everyone, we found the name of Sam's sex tape!
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hetaczechia · a day ago
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Denethor: Oh please. You wouldn't hurt a fly.
Pippin: You're right. Because a fly is an innocent creature who never knowingly did anything to anybody. You, however, I would maim.
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hetaczechia · a day ago
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Orc: and what are your names?
Pippin: don’t say anything, Merry.
Orc: Merry.
Merry: wow good job, Pippin.
Orc: and Pippin.
Merry: fuck.
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hetaczechia · a day ago
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hetaczechia · a day ago
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Pippin, pulling aside the curtain: do you want to - stop screaming, it's just me - do you want to watch Breaking Bad with me
Merry: I'M IN THE SHOWER
Pippin: okay, well, when you're done, do you want to watch Breaking Bad with me?
Merry:
Merry: yeah, sounds good.
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hetaczechia · a day ago
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Merry: [about Éowyn] And then we had a little eye contact.
Pippin: Eye contact? I hope you were using protection.
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hetaczechia · a day ago
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Merry: i helped you when you got your foot stuck in the toilet!
Pippin: no you didn’t! you just laughed and took pictures!
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hetaczechia · a day ago
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Merry: Can you overdose on vitamin D?
Frodo: I mean, that's technically how Icarus died
Pippin, with tears in his eyes: iCarly is dead?
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hetaczechia · a day ago
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Failed scan of a vintage postcard
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hetaczechia · a day ago
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Samfro charm maybe?
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hetaczechia · a day ago
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Pippin: *hands Gandalf a piece of paper*
Pippin: Can you sign this?
Pippin: It's petition to make mayonnaise an ice cream flavor
Gandalf:
Gandalf: What the FUCK makes you think I would sign that?!?
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hetaczechia · a day ago
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Aragorn: [sitting on the balcony and sipping tea with Boromir] finally, just the two of us
*something explodes in the garden*
Aragorn: and the halflings
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hetaczechia · a day ago
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Frodo: *smoking a dog treat like a cigarette* ya know, in the scheme of things, houses are just Tupperware and we are God's left overs
His therapist: *visibly shaking* how did you get in my bathtub
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hetaczechia · a day ago
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Pippin: heres an idea-
Frodo: no
Pippin: you didnt even hear my idea!
Frodo: fine, tell me
Pippin: well before we start, im gonna need around 300 bananas
Frodo: ...i so badly want to ask but im genuinely afraid of what i might hear
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