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[incorrect-x-quotes]

Nightcrawler: Wait… you believe me? Wolverine: Bub, you’re one of the few decent people in the world. I’d believe you if you said cartoon birds brushed your hair this morning.

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[cherikdogfood]

Charles: Pietro, can you please help me with something?

Pietro: *looks at Charles' blue eyes* Okay.

Erik: Pietro, I need your help with something.

Pietro: ...

Erik: I'll give you 5 bucks.

Pietro: Twenty.

Erik: Fifteen.

Pietro: Deal.

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[xmen-blue]

mystique: good news! professor x has been kidnapped and held for ransom

erik: and not by me?! this is a disgrace i bet their dungeon isn't even wheelchair accessible. what a nightmare. pay the ransom immediately and transfer him here where he can have a pleasant kidnapping

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[homicidal-slvt]

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[evilbubu]

Logan, working out: I'm so gonna give the best hugs to depressed queer mutant teenagers

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[more-profound-bond]

Charles, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Peter: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Charles, with the tone of someone who is used to Peter: Outstanding.

Charles: This is what I’m talking about people.

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[mutliwankenobi]

Charles: I’m trying to test out my new signature, can anyone tell me if it’s good?

Erik: sure, here, use this to practice

Charles: cool, thank y-

Charles:

Charles: this is a marriage certificate

Erik: and what about it?

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[cocoabubbelle]

Alex: Why is your wife so sad?
Scott: Madelyne took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes
Alex: And...?
Scott: She got Jean Grey.

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[doglover647]

Charles: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?  Erik: Oh, I’m always running  Erik: The question is from what

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[lavaspark]

Peter, on his fourth cup of coffee: it’s scientifically proven that coffee actually makes you smarter!

Scott, unplugging the coffee machine: Or in your case, dumb FASTER.

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[incorrect-x-quotes]

Nightcrawler: Life is the scale upon which is measured the death of a man’s soul. Kitty: Nice. Who said that? Nightcrawler: I did, just now. You didn’t recognize my voice?

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[txngledbxnds]

Duch: You know it's funny that we call ourselves the x-men, because it also sounds like ex-men, and we're not really human anymore so...

Logan: For fucks sake, it's 3 am, go to sleep.

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[xmen-blue]

logan: i’d take you out

scott: in what context?

logan: does it matter that much?

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[homicidal-slvt]

Middle of the night and this is what I do.

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[sicksucculentz]

Scott: “oh my god. Why are my allergies flaring up so bad!”

Kitty: “I mean it is the start of summer. Maybe it’s pollen?”

Scott: “I’ve never had a problem with pollen. Pet dander does it for me though”

Kurt who’s currently going through a shedding cycle: “weird…..”

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[chainsawgirltheythem]

Gabby, staring at the wolverine mech: ok so when do I get one?

Logan: uh...

two hours later....

Laura: YOU GOT HER A WHAT

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