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echo-stimmingrose · 5 months

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"How did you two become friends?"

Piper: I found him in an alley way and dragged him out of a dumpster.

Leo: Alright now tell them what actually happened.

Piper: We were thrown into the same dumpster.

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do-not-call-me-sunshine · 10 months

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Piper: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Leo: It’s not a joke.

Leo: *sniffles*

Leo: I’m a legit snack.

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fanficwriting · 2 years

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leo: i love cheating. Cheating is awesome. if you don't cheat, i don't know what the hell is wrong with you.

piper: have you ever been cheated on?

leo: ...i forget some people are in relationships. to clarify, i love to violate academic integrity on exams.

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burningkittypoet · 2 years

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Piper: Annabeth won’t come out of their room!

Percy: Just tell her I said something.

Piper: Like what?

Percy: Anything factually incorrect.

Piper, shrugging: If you say so.

Annabeth, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?

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percabethownsmybutt · 2 months

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annabeth: why are you following me?

percy: because we’re dating now

annabeth: okay… what about grover?

percy: we’re a package deal

grover: buy one idiot, get one free

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lilislegacy · 17 days

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hazel: percy and annabeth just have the most beautiful relationship

piper: i know! they are SO in love

frank: and they are always so on the same page

leo: and their relationship is so mature

*meanwhile*

percy and annabeth outside the cabin fighting over who gets to talk to sally on the phone first:

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nicodiangelo-we-stan · 6 months

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Happy part ten everyone, thx everyone for tolerating me this long

Part 9

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all-da-ladies-luv-leoo · 3 months

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Percy, over iris message: I’m injured. I may be dying. This is the end for me.

Leo: Where are you??

Piper: Are you okay? Do you need backup?

Nico: Dammit Percy answer us!

Annabeth, joining Percy’s iris message: He’s fine. He just stepped on a lego.

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thaliasthunder · 1 year

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percy after seeing 13 year old nico raise an army of living fucking skeletons: my chemical romance was right teenagers scare the living shit out of me

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weiyjling · 4 months

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Jason: So let me get this straight.

Percy: More like let me run this bi you.

Leo: Let’s see how this pans out.

Reyna: Stop. We should ace-ess the situation.

Piper: Lesbian actual team of functioning people, okay?

Nico: I’m gay…

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venusleontios55555 · 11 months

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Leo Valdez: “There’s something seriously wrong with you!”

Nico Di Angelo: “...Coming from you, that's actually a little worrying.”

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echo-stimmingrose · 4 months

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*hiking*

Piper: Ugh my feet hurt! Carry me?

Percy: You seriously think I'm gonna carry you just because you asked?

Piper: Yes, that's exactly what I think.

Percy:

Piper:

Percy: *resigned sigh* You're right. Come here.

Piper: Yay! *Climbs on his back*

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do-not-call-me-sunshine · 3 months

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Piper: Today is a day of running through hurdles.

Jason: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?

Piper: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

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fanficwriting · 2 years

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Annabeth: There are plenty of fish in the sea but apparently, there’s also plenty of trash.

Piper: ...Are you and Percy doing okay?

Percy: ANNABETH. That is not how you tell people we went to the beach!

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pick-a-funny-name · 1 year

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Annabeth: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous

Piper: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Leo: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Piper, learn to listen.

Frank: What if it bites itself and I die?

Percy: That’s voodoo.

Hazel: What if it bites me and someone else dies?!

Annabeth: That’s correlation, not causation.

Jason: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Leo: That’s kinky.

Annabeth: Oh my God.

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percabethownsmybutt · 2 months

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percy: the path to inner peace starts with four words

percy: not my fucking problem

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