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bean-writes · 8 months
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Primrose: Why aren't there any adult playgrounds? Like everything is just bigger.
Katniss: Theme Parks.
Primrose: But you have to pay for those..?
Katniss: that's the adult part.
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themaybird · 5 months
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Maleficent: No one can hurt me if I’m cold and detached and not emotionally invested in anyone
Aurora: Hi :)
Maleficent: *sweating* Shit
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autumnwoodsdreamer · 2 months
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Ezra: You consider me a friend?
Cee: Sure. What else would I consider you?
Ezra: I don't know. An embarrassment? A way to rebel against your parents? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless.
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mystery-star · 7 months
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Maximus: Three weeks from now, I will be harvesting my crops. Maximus: Imagine where you will be and it will be so. Me: Naked underneath you on a bed. Maximus: What? Me: What?
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crossoverquest · 3 months
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Blue: Forgive Plant, Brenner!
Eddie Plant on Sam Brenner’s behalf: I deserve no such thing.
Blue: All beings deserve compassion.
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crystalclearwright · 1 year
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Blair: "When this thing attacked our dogs, it tried to digest them–absorb them–and in the process, shape its own cells to imitate theirs. We got to it before it could finish."
Norris-Thing: "... Finish what? Bitch, I already–"
Blair: "Finish imitating these do– wait, what?"
Norris-Thing: "Oh. Oh, yeah. Right."
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They were so insane for this
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bbygirl-paul · 13 days
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paul, late at night: hey chani would you love me if i was a worm chani, whose dad was an ecologist: well, worm brains don't always produce hormones to induce love. a better question would be whether or not you would love me if you were a worm. paul, who keeps having worrying visions of a worm-man hybrid: don't play with me right now please just answer the question-
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fastdrawfarmboy · 6 months
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rinkunokoisuru · 20 days
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I couldn't pass this one up Love me those silly movie ninja Based on this post by @threemoonwatchers
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chaoticace2005 · 3 months
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Vox: Save your little project or fight your greatest enemy. You can’t do both!
Alastor: I’m sorry… what did you just say?
Vox: You can’t do both?
Alastor: No! I mean the other thing.
Vox: Save the hotel or fight your greatest enemy?
Alastor: HA! You think you’re my greatest enemy?
Vox: Yes! You’re obsessed with me!
Alastor: HA! No I’m not.
Vox: Yes you are!
Alastor: No I’m not.
Vox: YES YOU ARE! Who else drives you to one up them the way I do?
Alastor: Lucifer.
Vox: No he doesn’t!
Alastor: Susan.
Vox: WHO?!
Alastor: Look my chum, I’d say I don’t currently have AN enemy. I am harassing a few different people.
Vox: What?!
Alastor: I like to fight around!
Vox: Okay okay, look. Im fine with you fighting other people if you wanna do that. But what we have is special. So when people ask you who’s your number one rival you say?!
Alastor: Susan.
Vox: NO! Are you seriously saying there is nothing- NOTHING special about our relationship?
Alastor, our aroace king: Woah! My dear, I don’t do “ships!”
Vox: What?
Alastor: As in “relationships”, there is no us.
Vox, immediately after Alastor leaves: *sobs and cuts his photo out of a group photo*
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fandomnerd9602 · 2 months
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Y/N: no we’re not stopping until the Red Room is burned to its core
Melina: brave one. I see why you are dating them.
Natasha: it’s mostly for Y/N’s cuddles and the way they treat our baby
Yelena: you have a baby?
Y/N: she’s only three months old!
Y/N shows them a picture of a kitten…
Alexei: my grandchild is a cat?
Yelena: and you laugh because I want to own a dog!?
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gudfornuthin · 10 months
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Ken: Do you want to play 20 Questions?
Barbie: Sure!
Barbie: Whats your favorite color?
Ken, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you love me?
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incorrectquoteslobby · 10 months
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Nimona: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it
Ballister: Nimona no
Ambrosius: Mistlefoe
Ballister: Please stop encouraging her
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