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🤍 Moon Knight daily advice 🤍
Your body is a temple, so use it to summon ancient spirits!
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-Marc
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sadwetcatmk · 10 months
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I told myself I wouldn't make any of these, but alas, some made me giggle too much
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karmaspidr · 2 months
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Batman: What is the situation, Commissioner?
Gordon: Some of Joker's guys tried to rob a shipment of Ace Chemicals. My guys got an anonymous tip, most likely from those responsible for this, saying where they are and that the situation has been handled. And to also bring a few ambulances.
Batman: Scans the scene. Paramedics are treating men with clown face paint. Cops are struggling to cut down tied-up men in ridiculously high places. Some were receiving emergency surgery.
Batman: Any idea who did this?
Gordon: Figured it wasn't your squad. Hands Batman a note. It reads, 'Courtesy of Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends. P.S., sorry about the blood.
Batman: Turns to some of the thugs.
Thug 1: The Devil... The Devil is in Gotham. He's come for us all!
Thug 2: It was like fighting three different people at once. One moment he was throwing baterangs at us and the next he was caving our fucking skulls in.
Thug 3: I don't know how he did it. He was like ten feet away. I shot him. I should have hit him. But when I fired, he was in my face. And he made fun of me!
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loonymeowny · 3 months
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*matt and marc arguing over who is more reckless towards secret identities*
matt: you made a film.
marc: you wrote a book.
matt: a, technically i didn't, foggy did. and b, did you read it? *in the most sweet, romantic way*
marc: ... that's not the point
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xenonmoon · 2 years
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evilbubu · 1 year
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Marc: I live for two reasons
Marc:
I was born
I haven't died yet
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gerrysherry · 1 year
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all the moon boys remember: moon = important, but for different reasons
Marc, staring at the moon: You and me both moon. We've both seen better days.You alone know the full extent of my crimes. You're judging me as we speak. Steven, staring at the moon: Looking good, moon. You'd be great if I had a beautiful person to enjoy watching you with. But today, it's just us. Moon Knight, staring at the moon: Waning Crescent, I'm all but down to my normal strength. Jake, staring at the moon, waving: Hello Thoth! Hello Khonshu! Hope you bastards are alright with the lessened amount of followers. Ol' Jake hasn't forgotten about you two. No sirree. Hope you take offerings of Gena's pancakes.
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Peter:so you have a mental illness and that made you the avatar of the god of the moon and you kind of unstoppable and very very very strong?
Marc,Steven,Jake: you're out of line,but you're right?
Peter: damnit,I've been doing mental illness thingy for years and the only thing I get is shooting webs out of my as-
Tony,barging in the room with a cold coffee mug:PETER WE TALKED ABOUT THIS
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punkinsammies · 2 years
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steven: [out for a walk - sees a kid slip in a puddle]
steven: ow, that looked like it hurt. poor kid :(
marc - reflected in said puddle: [literally busting at the seams holding in his laugh]
steven: MARC NO
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sadwetcatmk · 8 months
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karmaspidr · 23 days
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Moon Knight: Well if it isn't my arch nemesis, the Sun God!
Clark, trying to figure out why Bruce is dressed as a mummy: ...What?
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einno-arko · 2 years
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NAH BUT RIFFING OFF OF THE WRITING PROMPT I JUST REBLOGGED
Judge: Mr. Parker, can you confirm that Mr. Murdock was, in fact and I quote, "Having a boys night with the boys" on the night of the fifth?
Peter: Yes
Judge: Our evidence indicate that Spider-man, Mr. Knight, and Daredevil broke into a warehouse owned by Wilson Fisk and you were cited with taking photos of the scene for the Bugle
Peter: nervous sweating
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xenonmoon · 1 year
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Excuse me wha-
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shitpostsoup · 2 years
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Steven: Which one of you do you think is scarier
Marc: I've devised weapons that cause untold misery, that would leave thousands waking with nightmares, that would level cities if need be.
Jake: And I've used them
Steven and Marc: You /What/?
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fruityspaceboy · 2 years
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