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spentfromspence · 2 months
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Spencer: I dont need to sleep yet, Im not tired.
Y/N: But i’ll be so lonely, who will I cuddle with? Pleaseeee come to bed with me?
Spencer: …are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?
Y/N: …Is it working…?
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blackhillfilmss · 1 year
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Emily: what if I told you none of it was accidental
JJ: and the first night that you saw me
Penelope: nothing was gonna stop me
Hotch *yelling into the bullpen through his open door*: Girls. How many times have I told you. PLEASE STOP SINGING TAYLOR SWIFT AT WORK!!
Penelope: oh boss man, you know the lyrics! Sing with me!
Hotch grumpily singing: I laid the groundwork and then just like clockwork
Derek joining in: the dominoes cascaded in a line
Rossi: you people drive me crazy sometimes
Spencer: agreed.
Penelope: cmon sing it boys!
All of them together: what if I told you I’m a mastermind!
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mywilltodie · 2 years
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Reid: Would you take a bullet for me?
Morgan: ...yes?
*Hotch angrily burst into the room*
Reid: *running away* Great, thanks!
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djcanipe99 · 1 year
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Harry:I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.”
Percy:I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.”
Luffy:I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.”
Naruto:I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.”
Natsu: I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.”
Lok : I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.”
Cody:I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.”
Dick: I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.”
Jack sparrow:I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.”
Spencer:I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.”
Sheldon: I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.”
Freddy: I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.”
Anthony: I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.”
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sharlstoast · 3 years
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spencer: why is emily crying?
jj: because I am married
spencer: but you are married to her-
jj: she's very drunk.
emily: *sobbing*
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alien-slushie · 2 years
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Person A: New drinking game: take a shot everytime he says something stupid.
Person B: I don't want to die of alcohol poisoning.
Person C: Speak for yourself.
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ropoto · 3 years
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Inspiration.
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eddieandbuck · 3 years
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Buck, in an annoyed tone: I got shot in the leg and I don't get any cookies!!
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reidneedsahug · 4 years
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JJ: No caffeine with your medication.
Reid: *raises coffee mug to lips*
JJ: hOTCH!
Reid: SHIT-
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msrosemagic · 4 years
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MC: *To Satan* Excuse me, can you actually read that fast?
Satan: Our conscious minds can process sixteen bits of information per second. Our unconscious, however, can process eleven million.
MC: *Stares*
Satan: Yes, I... I can actually read this fast.
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spentfromspence · 2 months
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Hotch: You’re going to regret that in the morning.
Emily, already 8 shots in: Then I’ll sleep till noon, I’m a problem solver.
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blackhillfilmss · 1 year
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Emily: Am I going too far?
Hotch: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
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mywilltodie · 2 years
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Reid: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.
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okimargarvez · 4 years
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What if instead... 12x5
At O'Keefe
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Penelope: With you? Never. Maybe in the next life.
Luke: C' mon, Garcia. Relax. Enjoy the evening.
Penelope: I did it, until you arrived.
Luke: Okay, you don't want to dance with me, this is your last word?
Penelope: You are so melodramatic.
Luke: *dances alone but in few seconds he is surrounded by girls*
Penelope: That's enough. *she joins him*
Luke: What are you doing, here, Bonita?
Penelope: You known I don't understand a word of Spanish!
Luke: This is exactly why I said that.
Penelope [rolling her eyes]: I just want to advise you that almost all the women in this place are looking in a greedy way at you.
Luke: Almost? Who is not doing it?
Penelope: Our table. And me.
Luke: Are you sure? *they dance close and she kisses him*
Penelope: I guess I was wrong.
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sharlstoast · 3 years
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emily: can I hold this?
jj: that's my hand..
emily: I know what I said
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alien-slushie · 4 years
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Reid: That witness just said I'm "cute AF", which I assume means "and fun"!
Garcia: Awe. It doesn't.
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