Emily: what if I told you none of it was accidental
JJ: and the first night that you saw me
Penelope: nothing was gonna stop me
Hotch *yelling into the bullpen through his open door*: Girls. How many times have I told you. PLEASE STOP SINGING TAYLOR SWIFT AT WORK!!
Penelope: oh boss man, you know the lyrics! Sing with me!
Hotch grumpily singing: I laid the groundwork and then just like clockwork
Derek joining in: the dominoes cascaded in a line
Rossi: you people drive me crazy sometimes
Spencer: agreed.
Penelope: cmon sing it boys!
All of them together: what if I told you I’m a mastermind!
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Harry:I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.”
Percy:I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.”
Luffy:I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.”
Naruto:I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.”
Natsu: I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.”
Lok : I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.”
Cody:I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.”
Dick: I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.”
Jack sparrow:I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.”
Spencer:I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.”
Sheldon: I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.”
Freddy: I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.”
Anthony: I’m The Dude, So That’s What You Call Me. That Or, Uh His Dudeness, Or Uh Duder, Or El Duderino, If You’re Not Into The Whole Brevity Thing.”
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MC: *To Satan* Excuse me, can you actually read that fast?
Satan: Our conscious minds can process sixteen bits of information per second. Our unconscious, however, can process eleven million.
MC: *Stares*
Satan: Yes, I... I can actually read this fast.
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What if instead... 12x5
At O'Keefe
Penelope: With you? Never. Maybe in the next life.
Luke: C' mon, Garcia. Relax. Enjoy the evening.
Penelope: I did it, until you arrived.
Luke: Okay, you don't want to dance with me, this is your last word?
Penelope: You are so melodramatic.
Luke: *dances alone but in few seconds he is surrounded by girls*
Penelope: That's enough. *she joins him*
Luke: What are you doing, here, Bonita?
Penelope: You known I don't understand a word of Spanish!
Luke: This is exactly why I said that.
Penelope [rolling her eyes]: I just want to advise you that almost all the women in this place are looking in a greedy way at you.
Luke: Almost? Who is not doing it?
Penelope: Our table. And me.
Luke: Are you sure? *they dance close and she kisses him*
Penelope: I guess I was wrong.
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