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Reid: Hey JJ, I need help with this card for my mom, and with this other one for my dad.

JJ: ...Spence these are for Hotch and Rossi?

Reid: ...Morgan said it was okay.

Morgan: *walks in* Hey Spencer, how are mom and dad's cards going?

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Derek Morgan fucking with a racist in S9 E3 "Final Shot" of Criminal Minds about 12 minutes in is the absolute highest of quality content.

The way that he just puts his hands on him like "guess what, you racist fucker, I own your ass" is the biggest of bde, and I for one have no choice but to stan.

#criminal minds #derek morgan

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Spencer squirms a shit ton when he's overwhelmed, sensually and emotionally. Poor baby.

#criminal minds #dr spencer reid #spencer reid

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Let's get it, y'all

trump is praying you & your friends won’t vote.

will his wish come true??

http://iwillvote.com/

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I-

#writing #writeblr #writers #memes #writing memes #writers on tumblr #writblr #writer problems #writing humor #writing funny

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Yo

I've got like 200 followers now

Thas pretty cool, I thank you, I appreciate it

Feels good

Thank guys

🤎🤍🖤

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Oh my god, I always think that I'm finally moving away from my obsession with Spencer Reid but then Matthew Gray Gubler just goes

And bam, I'm in love again.

#criminal minds #spencer reid #dr spencer reid #matthew gray gubler #actors #look at him #look at my boy

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criminal minds is unintentionally the funniest shit in the world like. the rabies episode where reid explains what happens to ppl with rabies for like a whole minute in medical terms and then rossi goes 'you know a fox bit me once. wild fucken thing had to shoot it three times to get rid of it' and reid says 'yikes' and they make no comment on it again. unparalleled

#criminal minds #spencer reid #david rossi #literally unparalleled i love this show #count how many times i said i love this show in the tags #aaron hotchner #dr spencer reid #derek morgan #hotch #jj

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The Team’s Reactions To You Getting Landed in The Hospital

Hotch, Rossi, Morgan, Garcia, Emily, Reid

Penelope Garcia

WHO THE FUCK DID IT, BABY, THEY WILL BE DEAD BEFORE DAWN

Okay, not really, but just you wait, she will hack her way into whoever’s pc she needs to to exact vengeance.

Movies. Lots of movies.

You might be stuck in this stuffy, seratonin killing room, but do not fret, Y/N, you shall be entertained.

Gifts and visits every single day. (Your favorite so far is the fluff pen that writes in ten different colors and doubles as a highlighter and flashlight.)

Oh, she will find a way to get your favorite snacks into that room. She will.

She’s dusting your desk every single day while you’re gone, making sure all your emails and such are in an easy, assorted manor.

She’s really not going home until you’re comfy, and feeds you the latest gossip every damn day.

Aaron Hotchner

No, you are not laying a finger on any files or case work until you’re cleared.

Yes, you are to stick to the strict diet that your doctor prescribed you.

And NO… oh what are we kidding here, all you’d really have to do is plead just the right way and you’d get whatever you’d want

He really wants to double down but damn it, Y/N, you beg just the right way

After work cuddles every day he can make it, and he never misses a call (though it’s mostly him calling you, what can he say, he’s worried and you’re so so fragile)

He knows you get terribly bored with no mental stimulation for days at a time so he’ll let you do a limited amount of research for them here and there.

The whole incident that landed you in the hospital has definitely imprinted into your head, replaying again and again. He helps coax you gently into distracting yourself with little games and smiles and giggles while you let everything slip from your mind.

Derek Morgan

You might have a scar or two, maybe a few stitches and welts. All of em are getting kisses, mamas.

He. Is taking. Care of you.

Coffee? Bam, got you. Cold? 18 more blankets. Here, let me fluf these pillows- You been eating good?

You are not getting physical therapy, no matter how much it’s recommended, so Morgan is the one to get you walking around again, nice and easy, his hands on you at all times.

He likes taking you outside, and even though you complain about the cold 87 times a day, you’re grateful for the air, the sun light.

He sits you down on this nice little bench by the grass, warm hot chocolate in hand.

Yeah, the praises he gives you might be sappy, but you’re listening to every single one. You’re gonna be okay, because you’re strong and so so brave. And still so pretty *waggles eyebrows*

Goddamnit, Y/N, if you don’t start getting some rest he’ll have to start snuggling you to sleep. Don’t test him, he will.

Spencer Reid

Y/N, PLEASE TELL ME YOU’RE OKAY

Oh, thank Newton, you’re alright. What meds are you on? What? That barely does anything! No no, don’t listen to those pushy nurses. 1/3 people suffer a medical mishap within their life time and God help us, you will not be one of them.

Spencer has a thing with touches. He doesn’t shake hands, doesn’t like the awkward firmidity of it. But you? All the hugs a skinny profiler genius can offer are coming your way.

He wants to hear everything about your day, everything. He’s sure you’re tired of hearing all the fun everyone else is having, and he wants to make you feel important.

He definitely gets a tad bit jealous when all the good looking nurses start hitting on you. What can he say, he’s a little insecure…

He’s been doing your desk work for you while you’ve been away. Hotch may or may not know about this, but he always has extra time after he finishes his work so he thought he’d relieve you of some pain. Okay, a lot of pain. About 70 files so far. He’s not sorry.

Emily Prentiss

WHO DID IT, POINT EM OUT, TWO TAPS TO THE HEAD AND THEY’LL BE GONE.

Oh, you bet she’s sneaking Sergei into that hospital room. Animal therapy is pretty effective, after all.

Don’t worry about your pets, she’s got em.

Your plants? Watered.

Scared of someone breaking into the apartment? She’s already tackled security.

Don’t worry your little head about a thing, honey, Emily Super Spy Prentiss has got your back on everything and more. Your gas tank’s full, btw.

David Rossi

You assure him you can pay your own medical bill, but he is not having it.

All of your expenses are paid for, including medications, resuscitation fees (you flatlined once fresh out the ambulance, not fun), and everything else.

He’s also buying you a vacation. Yes, yes, Y/N, we know you’re the FBI’s hardest damn worker, but a week in Florence is not going to kill you.

Fuck that stale ass hospital food, you’re not laying your mits on another plastic tray.

You don’t think you’ve ever eaten so much home made pasta in your life time, but you’re sure not complaining. Man can cook. Even his Tupperware’s fancy.

You’re getting Get-Well-Soon presents left and right. Two bottles of wine, more chocolates then you can count, and even cold hard cash. What’s next, a car?

#criminal minds #aaron hotchner #dr spencer reid #spencer reid #derek morgan #hotch #jj #emily prentiss #penelope garcia #david rossi #self insert

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If you can't donate, that's all good, just keep sharing around, my dudes

Hello everyone. I wouldn’t be doing this if it weren’t important, but I need your help.

My friend is in need of help to finish his last year of college, but he can’t afford it and he is already in debt.

If you could so kindly help with a donations, we would appreciate it so much. But do not feel pressured to do so, only if you want it and if you can.

Thank you so much for taking your time to read this.

#gofundme #donations #helpafriend #studentloans

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Make a wish, babies

#certified iconic post #legendary post #very long post #Why is everyone dead #make a wish

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$,3661/5,000

Come on, boyos, let's do this

Michaelá is a 24 y/o Black woman who was physically assaulted at a nail salon in Michigan and was afterwards threatened online by the same workers who shared her personal information and created a false story for others to attack her. Police did nothing and even denied her to press charges against her attackers. This is her GoFundMe.

More information can be found on her original IG post. She has also made other posts updating her situation as time passes. Below are pictures of the place of the attack and some of the online threats she's been getting.

#this is wild #i used to go here with my mom ALL the time #smh i won’t be going back

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JJ: No caffeine with your medication.

Reid: *raises coffee mug to lips*

JJ: hOTCH!

Reid: SHIT-

#criminal minds #aaron hotchner #dr spencer reid #jj #reid #hotch #incorect criminal minds quotes

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Reid having a mild addiction to soap cutting videos and asmr audios is gonna be all I think about for a good while.

Imagine Morgan lets him borrow his headphones, and he's just sitting there with them on, making pleasant little face expressions of general satisfaction.

He just explains to Rossi what the whole "satisfying" thing is and he doesn't quite get it at first but then Spencer shows him a video of like, things being cut perfectly and suddenly he's hooked too.

Anyway this was all just build up to Spencer accidentally getting the whole damn team in on the r/satisfying compilation videos on YouTube and every once and a while everyone will be crowded around Spencer's desk, rating super satisfying videos and getting sucked into it until Hotch threatens to take the phone away.

#criminal minds #aaron hotchner #spencer reid #derek morgan #dr spencer reid #david rossi

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AFTER YEARS I HAVE FOUND IT, BEHOLD, MY BRETHREN

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

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A List of Things Spencer Reid Forgets

Spencer Reid? Forget something? PSHAH, such a thing could never happen!

Oh wait, accept for these few things, these things he forgets all the time.

1. His Birthday

He knows literally everyone's birthday, anniversary and favorite fucking holiday

But sometimes he forgets his own goddamn birthday, just sometimes

Don't worry, he knows the year (from having to prove that he is, indeed, old enough to purchase his own groceries and pick up his mother's medications for her), but the day and month elude him sometimes

This is why it sometimes comes as such a big shock when the team start celebrating, because a few times he just, didn't know it was his birthday

2. Spinning on chairs and sitting on top of counters is not work place appropriate

If you asked him he'd answer "No, it's not", but he just kind of forgets that fact and does it anyway

It's not his fault, okay. The BAU was his first big office-type job, (his only, in fact), and since day one Hotch has always let him do little childish things

(AKA Moving around on the spinny chairs, sitting cross legged on top of counters and desks, laying down on the floor to do paperwork, etc)

When Spencer was still easily overwhelmed by setting and constantly uncomfortable, Hotch would let him come into his office to quietly work, and he just, let him do anything

Spencer is very well behaved and generally cordial, so no one ever says anything. In fact, it's kind of cute.

3. Fire is hot.

I KID YOU FUCKING NOT.

THIS LITTLE, PRECIOUS BABY IDIOT

FORGETS THAT FIRE IS HOT.

Not a lot, just sometimes.

Occasionally.

Again, it's not his fault. Big fire, like explosions, are very very scary to Spencer, for obvious reasons.

But little, calm fires, like lighters and small candles, are just so so pretty

They almost look soft

They look like light

So if Spencer just so happens to be really tired and lazy brained, he might just go and try to touch it, to see if there's a texture.

JJ has since stopped lighting candles in her house when Spencer comes over.

Emily, too.

4. He can ask for help for personal stuff

After his dad left there was not asking for help. Asking for help did not exist, it was not an option he would take

He existed primarily to make things easier for his mom. He did household things she was suppose to do, he did well in school to ease her mind, he kept his troubles to himself and that was that

He's carried that mentality with him for a very long time. He'll ask his teammates for help in the field and with work stuff, but he constantly forgets that it's okay to ask for emotional assistance

He has a small pouting fit when Morgan pushes him to talk to someone, because he keeps forgetting that asking for help is fine, now

But he'll learn eventually, what with everybody he now has to support him. They won't let him forget.

#criminal minds #aaron hotchner #dr spencer reid #spencer reid #derek morgan

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Morgan: Reid, are you high?

Reid: Am I what?

Morgan: High?

Reid: ...Hello-

Morgan: No-

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