#ssa derek morgan

[reidxtrminds]

Rossi: Call the kids, they're not listening to me.

Hotch: I'm not their dad.

Rossi: Just do it.

Hotch to the kids, Spencer, Derek, Emily, JJ and Penelope: Okey everyone ! Line up, the car leave in 5 minutes !

The kids: *Immediately line up and follow Hotch like ducklings*

Rossi:

Hotch:

Hotch: No listen, LISTEN I'm not their-

#incorrect criminal minds quotes #criminal minds #derek morgan #emily prentiss #spencer reid #penelope garcia #jennifer jareau #ssa aaron hotchner #ssa emily prentiss #ssa derek morgan #dr. spencer reid #david rossi #aaron hotchner #aaron hotch hotchner #chaoticbau #cm incorrect quotes

[mrs-weasley-reid]

Speed of Light

bau!team x bau!reader

Summary: speed is one of the BAU team's special skills. Traveling from one state to another, one address to the next, catching unsubs in the blink of an eye. So when one of the members was put in danger, bau!reader didn't hesitate to prove that she belonged in the team.

Warnings: cursing

A/N: a short, silly draft I wrote a year ago :)

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"We'll be there," Spencer flipped his phone, turning to you and Derek with a horrified look.

Derek raised his brows, "What is it?"

Spencer gulped, "The unsub is Mary, and JJ's with her." He couldn't hide the worry in his voice.

You felt the same sinking feeling in the pit of your stomach. You had to get there fast, or JJ would be in serious danger. None of you wanted that.

Derek was about to jump on the driver's seat when you stole the keys from his hand. "What are you doing? This is not the time to play games."

"I'll drive, hop in." You stated and claimed the seat, buckling yourself up.

Spencer said your name in panic, "We don't have time for this. We need to hurry!" He argued, all while hopping on the backseat.

You rolled your eyes. Men. You sighed in your head, starting the engine. It was ironic enough how they continued to complain yet still glued their asses on the leather seat of the SUV.

"Then buckle up and shut up. Derek, either you strap yourself on your seat or get out of the car. The clock is ticking." Your voice vibrated authority, which was rare, much less nonexistent in their vocabulary of your personality.

Derek didn't say anything but still reluctantly sat on the shotgun seat. He gave you the address, and as soon as his seatbelt clicked, you slammed the gas pedal.

Their bodies automatically hit the back of their seats. The speed of the black SUV you're in seemed impossible to reach. Its engine growled loudly.

You loved car racing, finding yourself on race tracks every time you had a chance. You loved the high, the thrill of speeding down the asphalt burning at the touch of your tires.

On the contrary, you never drove during cases, letting Derek or Emily or Dave or Hotch or JJ, basically everyone—Spencer was no exception—get a hold of the wheel. They never questioned it, more so, assumed that you were a horrible driver. And maybe your driving skills at the moment would only prove their assumption, but you paid no mind.

Spencer and Derek watched in fear as you earned angry honks from the poor patrons. You had the badge and gun to reason in case any of the civilians had the guts to block you.

You had one mission: get yourselves to JJ's aid, fast.

"W-watch, watch out!" Derek stammered in fear for his life. He had never experienced such speed before, feeling his skin stretched off to the back of his head.

Spencer fell silently dead in the backseat. His skin was pale, lips sealed from utter anxiety. He could feel his stomach dance into knots, mocking him. He gripped his seatbelt tightly, turning his knuckles white. He could've sworn his ass was holding onto his seat.

In a matter of seven minutes, which was supposed to be a normal thirty-minute drive, you parked the car with a screech.

You got out of the vehicle, fishing your gun from your holster. You made your way into position, unbothered by the 150 mph drive.

"What happened to you guys?" Emily hushed at the two gentlemen behind you.

Derek's eyes were watery, and Spencer's hair looked like he just emerged from a tornado.

"Our lives flashing before our eyes," Spencer exclaimed in horror. "You wouldn't know how it feels." He was staring into the distance as if he was watching some kind of horror film on the air.

"Sure," Emily shrugged, "Not like I faked my own death and had a funeral or anything."

Hotch was approaching when Derek and Spencer tiptoed away from Emily. "Did something happen?" He interrogates.

Emily only stared at the two with a weird look, "That's what I want to know too." And your small stature came into her sight, "I think she broke them... somehow."

Derek may have acted cool about the entire thing, but his stomach constantly shrunk, making him gag every three seconds. "I'm never going to complain about your driving," He whispered to Spencer as they settled themselves in position.

Spencer nodded and gulped the vomit he was holding in his throat, prompting Derek to do the same. "Yeah, yeah, me too."

And that day remained a mystery to the entire team... plus you were officially banned from driving.

#criminal minds #criminalminds #cm #spencer reid #derek morgan #jennifer jareau #emily prentiss #david rossi #penelope garcia #ssa spencer reid #ssa emily prentiss #ssa aaron hotchner #ssa jennifer #ssa derek morgan #ssa david rossi #criminal minds x reader #bau x reader #bau team

[hannaloony]

[Eng\Ukr]

#criminal minds #moreid #penelope garcia #spencer x garcia #doctor spencer reid #spencer reid #ssa derek morgan #agent derek morgan #derek morgan

[ssaseaprince]

Can we talk about how Derek obviously has a type because Spencer and Penelope are so similar.

#whether you see them as romantic or not #his closest most genuine friendships/relationships are with two people who are VERY similar #I just think it's cute #Because in theory youd think “oh big muscular jock whos a player” and you wouldnt associate him with them #but then you realize that his best friends are socially awkward nerds who hate any kind of physical exercise #and are very eccentric #and ill add “conventionally” attractive even though we all know thats bs because theyre both hot asf #I just think its so wholesome cause its like opposites attractive kind of thing #and hes just so open-minded and loving and the least judgemental person ever #cm #criminal minds #criminal minds meta #derek morgan #ssa derek morgan #spencer reid #ssa spencer reid #penelope garcia #moreid

[redkid001]

Garcia: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.

Morgan: Weight loss? Drink water.

JJ: Clear skin? Drink water.

Prentiss: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

#emily prentiss #ssa emily prentiss #criminal minds #cm #cm incorrect quotes #criminal minds edit #criminal minds incorrect #spencer reid #ssa penelope garcia #ssa spencer reid #ssa jenifer jareau #ssa derek morgan #derek morgan #criminal minds memes #jenifer jareau #penelope garcia #Garcia #Morgan #Reid

[nerdyjellybean]

deleted scene from Criminal Minds (03x03)

the pattering of their feet and spencer’s jump at the end is sending me

#cute #adorable #criminal minds #funny #spencer reid #dr. spencer reid #dr. reid #ssa spencer reid #ssa aaron hotchner #aaron hotch hotchner #aaron hotchner #hotch #ssa derek morgan #derek morgan #morgan #cm #deleted scene #season 3 #criminal minds deleted scene

[mywilltodie]

Reid : Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Morgan: You and me!!! Reid, tearing up: Okay.

#reid and morgan #the bau are idiots #criminal minds incorrect quotes #incorrect criminal minds quotes #incorrect criminal minds #incorrect cm #bau team #theyre idiots your honor #mywilltodie #ssa spencer reid #ssa derek morgan #derek morgan #dr spencer reid #spencer reid

[criminal-minds-incorrect-quotes]

Local cop entering the BAU: So who’s is in charge around here?

Rossi sipping his coffee while watching Morgan, Reid, and Prentiss yelling trying to prove dominance over each other, shrugging: normally whoever is the loudest

#criminal minds incorrect quotes #criminal minds #incorrect criminal minds quotes #incorrect quotes #ssa david rossi #david rossi #ssa derek morgan #derek morgan #ssa dr spencer reid #ssa spencer reid #dr spencer reid #spencer reid #ssa emily prentiss #emily prentiss

[pathologicalrambler]

i love the awkward nerd & his cocky brother duo

#criminal minds #ncis #fbi agent #fbi #tony dinozzo #tim mcgee #ncis agent #friendship #derek morgan #ssa spencer reid #spencer reid #doctor reid #ssa derek morgan #agent morgan #tv shows #aesthetic #comfort show #mgg #matthew gray gubler #shemar moore #follow #fangirl #🎀｡ﾟ･｡ﾟᐠ( ᐢ ᵕ ᐢ )ᐟ｡ﾟ･｡ﾟ🎀

[lukreziaaa]

“Look at you. […] I pulled you out of the gutter.” “I pulled myself out of the gutter. I did that.”

“You’re saying I had nothing to do with making you who you are?” “No, Carl. Actually I’m saying you have everything to do with making me who I am.

Because of you I’m somebody who gets to spend the rest of his life making sure guys like you go down.”

#criminal minds #derek morgan #ssa derek morgan #[not my gif] #I watched this three days ago and completely forgot this post in the drafts #ups #cw implied csa #cw implied sa #cw implied abuse

[reidxtrminds]

Derek: Hey, do you think you've ever fallen in love ?

Spencer: Fallen in love ? I can barely even fall asleep. Step by step Morgan.

#cm incorrect quotes #criminal minds #incorrect criminal minds quotes #chaoticbau #cma #criminal minds incorrect #spencer reid #derek morgan #dr. spencer reid #ssa derek morgan #criminal minds fandom #criminalminds

[hannaloony]

[Eng/Ukr]

#criminal minds #cm #moreid #doctor spencer reid #ssa derek morgan #agent derek morgan #derek morgan #spencer reid #Spenser x Morgan

[v4mp-reads]

GIVE ME CRIMINAL MINDS REQUEST

Writing will come back I just finished my exams for school⭐️

#criminal minds #criminal minds x reader #spencer reid x reader #ssa aaron hotchner #ssa emily prentiss #ssa derek morgan

[ssaseaprince]

People who are like, "I don't like Derek Morgan because he made some mistakes/was rude a few times/didn't react perfectly." I hope you know you suck <3

Nobody wants to watch a show where every single character is completely perfect and never makes mistakes and always reacts in the best way possible. They are supposed to be human! Humans make mistakes! Making mistakes helps us grow and learn! If they all started out perfectly, the show would be boring and not relatable at all. If you don't vibe with him, that's fine, but every single member of the team makes TONS of mistakes, acting like he's the antichrist because he yelled at JJ when he was stressed about his BEST FRIEND DYING is just weird!!! Like JJ didn't yell at Reid, and Reid didn't yell at Emily, and Gideon didn't yell at Garcia. Justice for my man, Derek Morgan, he is so overly hated.

#criminal minds #cm #derek Morgan #ssa derek morgan #ssa spencer reid #ssa aaron hotchner #ssa emily prentiss #jennifer jareau #emily prentiss #spencer reid #aaron hotchner #shemar moore

[redkid001]

Rossi: I’m so happy my two favorite people are getting along now.

Hotch: Uh, Reid and Morgan are not getting along.

Rossi: They’re not trying to kill each other.

Hotch: You may have a point.

#criminal minds #cm #cm incorrect quotes #criminal minds edit #criminal minds incorrect #spencer reid #ssa aaron hotchner #ssa spencer reid #ssa derek morgan #ssa Rossi #ssa david Rossi #david rossi #Rossi #aaron hotchner #aaron hotch hotchner

[piqtescue]

not as well done as my usual moodboards, but here's a quick one for another chapter of my ongoing series on ao3 that i need a link for lol

#criminal minds #bau #spencer reid #criminal minds au #aaron hotchner au #spencer reid au #ssa aaron hotchner #ssa spencer reid #ssa derek morgan #derek morgan #derek morgan au #derek morgan edit #aaron hotchner edit #spencer reid edit #piqt cm moodboard #thomas gibson #shermar moore #kid!fic #criminal minds fanfiction