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saturninesstuff · 1 year
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Poker face. Levi x reader.
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Summary : what happens when Y/n catches petra flirting with her boyfriend. And he does nothing about it? Ship : levi x reader + oc Warnings : cussing, violence, jealousy, yandere, spitefulness, drama, hurt/anger, comfort.
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It was no secret that Y/n was one of the few people who wore a poker face like levi and mikasa. Any and all emotion on her face was not visible to the naked eye. So when she catches her boyfriends cadet flirting with him, and him doing nothing, she's not so pleased. Ofcourse they weren't publicly dating. She was a captain of a completely different squadron with hange being her right hand woman. But it was still risky.
Yn watched as petra giggled bringing levi his tea. That wasn't her Job. Anger slowly took over yns vision, deciding she was going to smash that woman's head into the wall, yn started to strut forward. Sure yn was very confident in herself, always put together, sassy and neat, but she had an incredibly short temper. Just as she was about to enter the mess hall she stopped. Maybe she shouldn't hurt the poor thing, instead hurt the thing doing nothing about this absurd situation. It wasn't JUST the tea. Petra had done many things to show her intrest in levi. She even got her dad to try and bribe levi into marrying her???. Yn looked at the scene a little longer, then turning her back and leaving. Not noticed at all.
Now it was levi's turn to witness a scene that made his blood boil. Yn almost always trained the women of the scouts but today she was training with the boys, no, boy. One in particular. Damien Anderson. A cadet that loveeed testing levi's patients, he was cocky, disobedient, and a perverted bastard. To levi atleast. But only because he caught him sneaking out of the girls dorms a few times. Now Damien was most of those things, but he acted as sweet as honey around the women of the scouts. He wore his hair long, in a braid, and had icey green eyes to match his dark black hair. "Gonna give me a run for my money cap?" He smirked at yn, "you already know it Anders" yn retorted with a smile, a smile. Something that used, to be reserved for levi only. But apparently not today. Damien snorted, "did you just smile at me?", "no, I frowned at you dipshit" yn rolled her eyes. "Your more expressive than usual, what's got you so sassy huh?" Damiens smirk never left his face as yn tied her hair up. "On your feet anders" she playfully kicked his shin. Why was she so friendly today???.
"Hey." Levi called out. "Hm?" Yn turned around, face smeered with dirt and a bored expression. She never got dirty. Atleast not for long. "Whats up with you?" Levi asked concern laced in his smooth tone. "Nothing." Yn turned back around and started walking off "hi yn!" Petra called. Yn stopped walking now, standing dead still, then turning around seemingly excited?. "Hey do you think I could transfer that Damien kid to my squadron?" Yn smiled sweetly. Levi's face contorted into disgust, "no." Oh. "Its fine I'll ask erwin" yn shrugged and walked off again. Wtf? Was all levi could think.
"Yn" Levi said sternly. Stopping yn infront of erwins empty office. "Mm?" She said avoiding levi's eyes. "What have I done to upset you." He said, more demanding than asking really. "You tell me" She shrugged. "Drop this facade. Tell me what I've done." Levi scowled. "Ask PeTrA" yn emphasised her name. "Oh cAptAiN. LeT mE mAkE yOu sOmE tEa. Oh CapTAin yOuR sO fUnnY. Oh CapTAin oh cAptAiN." Yn waved her hands around dramatically and rolled her eyes. Levi stood there, beyond baffled. "Are you-.. jealous?" Levi tried his best not to smile at this stupid pettiness of his lover. "Look at you sherlock Holmes." Yn scoffed. "I don't see why?" Levi asked, very very confused. "That's the point, you let her be all over you, and then get mad when I do the same. Get a life man." Yn started walking off only to be tugged back. "I'm sorry my dear, I didn't know you were so pissy about this. I'll get her to maintain distance." Levi pecked yns cheek, "hm." Yn still wasn't looking him in the eyes. "Fine, but if I see her on you again I'm going to smash her face into a tree." Yn 'joked'. "Deal" Levi rolled his eyes, holding her close. Just as Petra turned the corner she saw Levi lean down and kiss you, which you noticed was intentionally planned. As you saw Petra, levi would never display any pda. But you enjoyed this.
"Hey, morning cap!" Damien called, "get back to your squad Damien." Yn sternly said, confusing the absolute shit out of Damien, but when Levi shot him a glare he was quick to run off.
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dragynkeep · 10 months
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You targeted an ironwood artist Aisling, can't sweep that under shit. Gross.
huh
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I have a sty that hurts like hell and we're leaving for a week long trip tomorrow. We have nothing packed and I'm incredibly overwhelmed and tired
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diligent-pancake · 9 months
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One of the worlds greatest heartbreaks is the fact that you can know someone for years only to have that connection severed in the span of a few moments.
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gay-fauncologist · 1 year
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I have 3 hours and 34 minutes to sleep before I have to get back up and go do normal people shit.
May the invisible RSL by my side hold me back from literally going feral at the drop of an atom.
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milateramilt · 1 year
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me when i have a math test at 8am after i want to sleep at 2am
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I know this is probably weird but I'm watching moulin rouge and I really like Ewans teeth like imagine if it was Obi wans then i started thinking about Obi wan not having perfectly straight teeth but like it's teeth and I have crooked ones sooo that is probably saying something, also I'm running on 5 to 8 cups of caffeine so I'm not sure what I'm talking about ill prolly be cringing later so is it a headcanon that obi wan has not really straight teeth like like just take a look at ewan
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Can't rlly see it but maybe I just love his smile lmao
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buggaboodles · 2 years
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damn girl u look like a cartoon character!
I'm hoping to sell this character, hit me up if ur interested in buying this sona design. $10 preferably <3
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revon-aurora-borealis · 3 months
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what color is this
why do i have it
its just here in my files no context
why did i screenshot this
what the hell
what the hell is this for
the fuck
i-
tf
the actual fuck
aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
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booktiger13 · 11 months
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I'm done. :")
I stared at my screen for 10 minutes trying to figure out wtf was happening.
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dnptheinfinity · 1 year
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can’t believe its not even 3 pm yet wtf
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zukoshotleafjuice · 5 months
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should not have rewatched atla during finals because now all i'm thinking of is sokka and the concept of return. sokka, who is emotionally defined by the fact that his dad chose to go away and leave him in charge. sokka, whose weapon of choice is a boomerang because he knows he can trust it to return to him. sokka, who barely trusted that the return of the avatar meant that the world could ever be set right. sokka who left his home without the kind of hope that katara did, without real faith that he'd get back. sokka who lost yue and sees his first love every time he looks at the night sky, even though he knows he will never see her again.
and then sokka, who in the finale looked death in the eye and said I don' t think boomerang is coming back this time. he threw his boomerang and he dropped his sword and he knew that he was right the whole time, because at the end of the day things leave him and so do people.
except suki, though. suki came back.
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diligent-pancake · 1 year
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God gives his worst battles (waking up early) to his strongest soldiers (college students with a 7:30 class)
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mjlfluvr · 2 years
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staring at the ceiling in my apartment rn wondering what tomorrow will bring
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irlplasticlamb · 10 months
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let’s do things differently this time. so differently.
prints + merch + commission info
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carmsgarms · 2 months
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Karlach and Astarion do "get help" to break into various places they could easily just persuade or intimidate their way into
That's it that's the whole thought.
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