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#im losing my fucking mindddd
p0isongirlfriend · 1 year
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thesicklycowboy · 9 months
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I feel like Im losing my goddamn mind bro
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sherleur · 8 months
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Good omens season 1: gay happy ending
Ofmd season 1: devastating gay heartbreak ending
Good omens season 2: devastating gay heartbreak ending
= Omfd season 2: gay happy ending ????
There you go i solved it.
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kisasan · 9 months
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cxrnlia · 11 months
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FOR FUCKS SAKE HE LITERALLY SAID HE HAD NO GRIP ON HARDS ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WILL YOU FUCKING LISTEN TO THE DRIVER WHO IS ACTUALLY DRIVING THAT GOD FORBIDDEN TRACTOR FOR ONCE IN THIS LIFE? HOLY FUCKING SHIT BURN THE WHOLE TEAM DOWN PLEASE.
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confusedmothboy · 1 year
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the accolade
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jesterraconteuse · 1 year
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I KNOW GOTHAM KNIGHTS ISNT THAT GOOD BUT NOT ENOUGH OF YOU HOES ARE TALKING ABOUT BRUCIE WAYNE DRUNK POLE DANCING IN THAT VIDEO
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tojigasm · 1 year
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Thinking abt f!reader being bent over neytiri’s lap telling them to shut up and take it, her fingers stuffing their mouth and the other fingering them/making their ass and thighs red. degrading them for getting wet but she’s so mean to their poor little pussy, edging them with her fingers and different vibrators/dils and doesn’t let them cum because she’s punishing them for being a brat and calls them a spoiled whore. Reader is so desperate, calling tiri mommy/mama because she can’t take it anymore :((
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jamjarr · 10 months
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did a thing
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anxietywasright · 1 year
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You think you can ruin my life? I promise you i can do it a lot better then you can
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hailsatanacab · 2 years
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man i made so many memes this time wow
anyways here u go >:')
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holyshitholyshitholyshit
these are all perfect!!
for chapter 4 of cetbwa
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lovelettersfromdoll · 11 months
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૮₍˶ •. •˶ ⑅₎ა
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honeyimissjoo · 1 year
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ok was anyone going to tell me that yamapi is fully naked in aib2? or was I just supposed to find out by watching his cheeks grace the big family tv myself?
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Boygenius dropping 3 new songs on a random day in January being the reason I lose my mind is actually so funny
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sputniksweethe4rt · 1 year
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Sometimes I wish i could peel back my skin, step out of it and enter an entirely new one just so i could have another chance with you.
This time i would do it right.
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saturninesstuff · 1 year
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Poker face. Levi x reader.
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Summary : what happens when Y/n catches petra flirting with her boyfriend. And he does nothing about it? Ship : levi x reader + oc Warnings : cussing, violence, jealousy, yandere, spitefulness, drama, hurt/anger, comfort.
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It was no secret that Y/n was one of the few people who wore a poker face like levi and mikasa. Any and all emotion on her face was not visible to the naked eye. So when she catches her boyfriends cadet flirting with him, and him doing nothing, she's not so pleased. Ofcourse they weren't publicly dating. She was a captain of a completely different squadron with hange being her right hand woman. But it was still risky.
Yn watched as petra giggled bringing levi his tea. That wasn't her Job. Anger slowly took over yns vision, deciding she was going to smash that woman's head into the wall, yn started to strut forward. Sure yn was very confident in herself, always put together, sassy and neat, but she had an incredibly short temper. Just as she was about to enter the mess hall she stopped. Maybe she shouldn't hurt the poor thing, instead hurt the thing doing nothing about this absurd situation. It wasn't JUST the tea. Petra had done many things to show her intrest in levi. She even got her dad to try and bribe levi into marrying her???. Yn looked at the scene a little longer, then turning her back and leaving. Not noticed at all.
Now it was levi's turn to witness a scene that made his blood boil. Yn almost always trained the women of the scouts but today she was training with the boys, no, boy. One in particular. Damien Anderson. A cadet that loveeed testing levi's patients, he was cocky, disobedient, and a perverted bastard. To levi atleast. But only because he caught him sneaking out of the girls dorms a few times. Now Damien was most of those things, but he acted as sweet as honey around the women of the scouts. He wore his hair long, in a braid, and had icey green eyes to match his dark black hair. "Gonna give me a run for my money cap?" He smirked at yn, "you already know it Anders" yn retorted with a smile, a smile. Something that used, to be reserved for levi only. But apparently not today. Damien snorted, "did you just smile at me?", "no, I frowned at you dipshit" yn rolled her eyes. "Your more expressive than usual, what's got you so sassy huh?" Damiens smirk never left his face as yn tied her hair up. "On your feet anders" she playfully kicked his shin. Why was she so friendly today???.
"Hey." Levi called out. "Hm?" Yn turned around, face smeered with dirt and a bored expression. She never got dirty. Atleast not for long. "Whats up with you?" Levi asked concern laced in his smooth tone. "Nothing." Yn turned back around and started walking off "hi yn!" Petra called. Yn stopped walking now, standing dead still, then turning around seemingly excited?. "Hey do you think I could transfer that Damien kid to my squadron?" Yn smiled sweetly. Levi's face contorted into disgust, "no." Oh. "Its fine I'll ask erwin" yn shrugged and walked off again. Wtf? Was all levi could think.
"Yn" Levi said sternly. Stopping yn infront of erwins empty office. "Mm?" She said avoiding levi's eyes. "What have I done to upset you." He said, more demanding than asking really. "You tell me" She shrugged. "Drop this facade. Tell me what I've done." Levi scowled. "Ask PeTrA" yn emphasised her name. "Oh cAptAiN. LeT mE mAkE yOu sOmE tEa. Oh CapTAin yOuR sO fUnnY. Oh CapTAin oh cAptAiN." Yn waved her hands around dramatically and rolled her eyes. Levi stood there, beyond baffled. "Are you-.. jealous?" Levi tried his best not to smile at this stupid pettiness of his lover. "Look at you sherlock Holmes." Yn scoffed. "I don't see why?" Levi asked, very very confused. "That's the point, you let her be all over you, and then get mad when I do the same. Get a life man." Yn started walking off only to be tugged back. "I'm sorry my dear, I didn't know you were so pissy about this. I'll get her to maintain distance." Levi pecked yns cheek, "hm." Yn still wasn't looking him in the eyes. "Fine, but if I see her on you again I'm going to smash her face into a tree." Yn 'joked'. "Deal" Levi rolled his eyes, holding her close. Just as Petra turned the corner she saw Levi lean down and kiss you, which you noticed was intentionally planned. As you saw Petra, levi would never display any pda. But you enjoyed this.
"Hey, morning cap!" Damien called, "get back to your squad Damien." Yn sternly said, confusing the absolute shit out of Damien, but when Levi shot him a glare he was quick to run off.
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