Something my phone does when I'm writing on it is autocorrect *him* to *Jim*
And I -
It makes me laugh every time istg💀
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So that’s how my morning is going.
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Autocorrect and I are not friends
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Hey, Google Docs? I'm off by one letter. I'm off by one doubled letter. I get it, you're AI-fried right now, but you have to be able to recognize when a single letter, from a doubled letter, is missing from a word, right? You have to know the word 'millennium,' right?
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me, trying to say bitch:
autocorrect:
since this breached containment, let it be known this includes trans butches, radfems fuck off <3
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I remember we used to joke about autocorrect in the early days of phone-accessible social media but is my memory malfunctioning or is it substantially worse now than five, even ten years ago?
like, my phone will autocorrect correctly spelled words to other, different words out of nowhere. I can write a sentence using the word 'give', correctly spelt, and reread it to find it was autocorrected to 'five' despite that making no sense grammatically or contextually.
and it also won't autocorrect a word if the very first letter of the word is different. so if i write "qutocorrect", it can't suggest the correct word even though its only one letter off.
so, poll:
⁽ᴵ'ᵈ ᵃᵖᵖʳᵉᶜᶦᵃᵗᵉ ᶦᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ʳᵉᵇˡᵒᵍᵍᵉᵈ ᵗʰᶦˢ, ᵗᵒ ᶦⁿᶜʳᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵃᵐᵖˡᵉ ˢᶦᶻᵉ, ᵇᵘᵗ ⁿᵒ ᵖʳᵉˢˢᵘʳᵉ. ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵈᵃʸ ᵗʰᵃⁿᵏˢ ᶠᵒʳ ʳᵉᵃᵈᶦⁿᵍ⁾
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Incorrect Quotes Akeshu #80
(NSFW Warning)
Akechi: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Akiren: It was autocorrect.
Akechi: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Akiren: Yes.
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If I had a nickel for every time I accidentally wrote a few thousand words of Arthur Pendragon x Finding Nemo’s dad, I’d have two nickels.
Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
Grammarly hates me. I quit.
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I WAS TALKING TO MY FRIEND ABOUT THEM WANTING TO RP AS PEANUT AND AUTOCORRECT SCREWED ME OVER SCREAMS
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My phone just tried to autocorrect “wtf” to “Worf,” and I think maybe I should just change my way of expressing frustration.
“The bus just left without me! Worf!”
“I can’t believe what’s happening in the news! WORF!?!”
“A meeting during the long weekend?? Mega Worffff??!!”
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