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bullet-prooflove · 2 months

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I have an ask for OA Zidan 🪻 The prompt is 15. A little bit tired of tryin' to care when I don’t. Thank you so much.

References to upcoming series 'All That Glitters'

Tagging: @trublu2u @greenies-green @rosaliedepp @whateversomethingbruh @anime-weeb-4-life @daydreaming-belle @burningpeachpuppy @upsteadlogic @malindacath @skyesthebomb @redpool @district447 @yousigned-upforthis @stelacole @abby-splace @delightfulheroshoeflap @alice30martini

OA tries to give a shit about Scott Forrester’s feelings, really he does. It’s clear you meant a lot to each other in the past, that Scott still bears the weight of the attack. OA can’t blame him, he would too. He tries to take all of that into consideration when he deals with the other man because it’s hard for him being around you, it’s hard for you too. You’ve started having nightmares again.

It’s when Scott suggests using you as the delivery girl for international sex trafficker Colin Kent that OA finally snaps.

“Hanna fits their target demographic, she looks young, vulnerable…” Scott’s face remains stoic as he says the next part, his arms folded over his chest as he leans back against the desk. “You need to channel what happened to you, use it make yourself as non-threatening as possible.”

OA sees the effect it has on you. It’s subtle shift but OA can read you like a book. He sees the tension in your shoulders, the clenching of your jaw. The fingers of your left hand curl into a fist and he can see the light tremble there when you flex them. It makes him want to punch Scott Forrester right in the mouth.

“He likes beautiful women.” Scott reminds them as he meets OA’s eyes, as if he can forget everything Kent orchestrated back in New York. He still dreams about Julia’s blood smeared all over his hands, he still hears her last breath. “He’ll step out to get a look at Hanna, she’s just his type.”

OA fucking hates him in that moment.

He waits until you leave the building before he storms into the other man’s office, slamming the door so hard behind him that the glass shakes in the frame. He can tell from the expression Scott’s face that he half expected this reaction.

“You don’t get to do this to her again.” He finds himself snarling as he jabs his finger at Scott. “You don’t get to revictimize her…”

“This is our best chance…” Scott begins but OA’s already cutting him off.

“But it’s not the best thing for Hanna.”

“Do you think I don’t know that? Do you think I don’t see the look in her eyes?” Scott snaps, vivid blue eyes boring into OA’s. “I’m asking her to do the exact same thing as I did back then and it makes me sick to my stomach.”

It’s the emotion in Scott’s voice that catches him off guard, the haunted look in his eyes. That devastation OA feels in his chest, Scott has it tenfold because he’s re-living what happened six years ago, the last time he asked you to go undercover.

“If there was any other way I’d do it.” Scott tells him, his palms resting flat on his desk. “But Vo’s too green and Natalia’s not the right fit… It has to be Hanna.”

Every single part of OA rallies against it despite the fact he knows that Scott’s right. He hates it, he hates this whole damn case.

“I am trusting you.” OA tells Scott, his voice raw as he speaks. “I am trusting you with the most precious thing in my life, if anything happens to her…”

Scott reads the undertone.

If you let something happen to her again…

“That’s why you’re coming with us.” Scott tells him, removing his Glock from the desk drawer and slipping it into his holster. “You’re going to make sure I don’t fail her again.”

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lymoncat · 5 months

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Armin cuddle hcs!

ok so armin is a sweet boy as we all know and I feel like he would be an absolute sweet cuddle bug so here you go my little weebs

-armin definitely prefers to cuddle on the bed, it’s so much more comfy but if you prefer the couch he will obey (why did that sound weird)

-he’s more often the little spoon but will be big spoon at times

-ok here me out. Precious. Baby. Sleeping. He is so adorable when he sleeps it’s like the urge to kiss him or boop his nose but it’s so cute and sweet that you don’t want to wake him up.

-when he’s woken up he’s pretty grumpy but when he sees your face his eyes light up it’s so cute

-loves hugs, in the world that they are in physical contact is rare so he’s pretty touch starved and when he gets a single hug he clings on for dear life, it’s actually very cute

-kisses are a must armin is a sucker for kisses, this is actually a great way to bribe him

-we all know that he’s a bookworm so cuddle him and read a book is his favorite

-if it’s modern then he is a Shakespeare fan,

-after expeditions cuddles are a great way to comfort him

SPOILER ALERT!!! SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT!!!

-if you’ve seen it you’ll know that armin killed a person before an actual titan, so he needs comfort

-he has very warm skin after he became the colossal titan so he’s like a living heater

-very soft hair obviously

-pretty depressed after finding out about Erens betrayal

END OF SPOILER

Have a wonderful day beautiful humans, I know this is pretty short but it’s fine……… I think…

bye!

#aot x reader #armin aot #armin arlert #armin hcs #attack on titan x you #Cuddles!#fluff #aot x reader fluff

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pxiedustnblades · 1 year

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*knocks on the door quietly, and then peek inside, bringing cookies and chocolate*

Hi Faye! :D How are you doing? I saw your requests for ask and questions, so, here I am bringing them to you! :D

1,2,3,6,9,13,20,27 and 28! :D I know they are a lot, so feel free to answer only the one you feel the most! No need to answer them all, if they make you feel overwhelmed. :)

--Nemo

Nemo!!

Oh my goodness thank you so much for the chocolate & cookies! Always a treat to hear from you. And always more then happy to oblige with answering those asks. While there are a lot, I am eager to answer them all. I am up to the challenge. Here, have some coffee for while you read.

1) Who was your first ever OC? Do you still "use" them? How have they evolved over time?

Aww this is a treat! My first ever OC was a HC’d lovechild between Kisshu and Ichigo from Tokyo Mew Mew. Her name was Claire Momomiya and I adored her like nothing else. Even so far as to making a silly little comic book with a school friend. The writing was atrocious and very cliche middle schooler wattpad weeb. 🤣 So you know, grossly cringe. Ugh since then Claire is still used be she is completely separate from her original counterpart. She now goes by Clara and has matured a great deal. Although I don’t use her anymore, she is still such a memorable and precious OC that she will never be discarded. I will find something for her one day.

2) Who is your newest OC Why did you make them?

Yvette is my newest oc! I made her shortly after I started playing God of War and saw Tyr’s design. After hearing what a gentle giant he was, and then seeing him in Ragnarok, I couldn’t help but be smitten. That and comparing my own height to his. 😳 He’s such a sweet, wise soul whats not to love though? Even if he is a bit of awkward giraffe lolol. Between that and general simping gutter brain, I wanted to give him someone to love and be loved by. But not by me lmao. No self insert here. But uhh my gutter brain was strong with this one because size difference make brain go brrr. And somehow these became the horniest, most mature, yet sweet canon x oc ship I have to date. Whoops?

3) Biggest self-insert OC?

OOH! That would be my sweet pea, Faline! Closest tie with her would be Florence. Although both are actual self inserts. Faline has been my longest standing Self-insert (going on 2 years soon) and one that holds most of my similarities. Including my height, build, my autism, my not-so-great childhood, trauma, and mental health. Genuinely v little difference between her and I.

6) Do you have any OCs without stories? Will you ever create one for them?

I mentioned it before but Clara is currently the one without a story. Although I’m not quite sure if you’re talking actual physical written & completed story or just a general background. I’m assuming the latter, but please correct me if I’m wrong. I will eventually give Clara a proper story, but for now she is content seeing me bond with my other OCs.

9) Favourite OC?

Oh my Gods, Nemo; how can you ask me such a thing? 🤣Just kidding I can actually answer this. My beloved Claudia is my favorite. She was such a treat to create. To go from a minor character made to push a plot point, to then being one of my biggest muses, she is a gem and a half. She is as complex as she is beautiful, and I look forward to continue creating stories for her and Darius.

13) Which story has the most lore?

Oh Gods “Saints & Sinners” by far. Ash and I have spent almost two years developing that universe. It initially started off as a silly “what-if” thing but now we have a whole world, timeline, rules, deities for every basic thing, A deity hierarchy system, Soul-bondings, rules for said deities, the reset system, etc. it used to only focus on four characters, now its expanded to following 8. 4 couples, all soul-bonded deities. It’s an incredible experience.

20) What story are you the proudest of? Why?

Hmmm probably “burn scars” as of right now. Its still in the works but its pushing me out of my comfort zone to deal with more graphic, emotion-heavy scenes. Trying to capture something like that is not easy, but considering it’s such a crucial part in Darius & Claudia’s timeline I am determined to get it right.

What are your favourite movies?

I’m not much of a movie person in general but the ones that have higher chances of holding my attention are animated films. I’m the worst when it comes to watching films. Its like pulling teeth to get me to do.

Thank you again for asking me everything Nemo! I hope you enjoyed!

- Faye

#ask game #faye answers

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awkward-fallen-angel · 2 years

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OFMD FAVE GAME

I was tagged by @blakbonnet (tysm Meow for including me<3)

Fave Ed Gif: ..... Um so like.... I just really love Ed alright. LIKE LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE DOOF.

Also I live for his love of soap and wanting to be clean. Its very precious. (I also really like lavender soap) Fave Stede Gif:

Fave S2 Headcanon:

That most of S2 will have Stede searching for Ed and there with a big fight scene between the two. My personal hope for that fight scene is that Stede runs himself through on Ed's blade just so he can get close enough to hug/kiss him an apologize.

Fave Stede Outfit: I really like is teal outfit (I love that color), but also nothing beats the head to toe white outfit.

Fave Blackbonnet Song: OH HO HO prepare to cry....

Ricky Montgomery - My Heart Is Buried In Venice

Also ABBA - Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!...

Fave OFMD Fic Trope: I haven't read a lot of fics yet (I have very little free time)... BUT I do like the idea of Stede being a seme (in non weeb terms top!stede)

Ed's Hair or Stede's Hair?: Ed's beard... 👀

Longest You've Gone Between Rewatches: Uh well... I rewatch specific episodes and scenes a lot for character research... But from e1 through e10 its been a couple of weeks... (Though I am about to watch it again with my mom)

Hiding in the Ship Lucius vs Ghost Lucius: Ahah! So neither. Like hiding in the ship Lucius is hilarious... But I may have a script planned where the whole thing is just how Lucius survived... I think he is chilling in Spanish Jackie's bar sketching people for money.

Fave Revenge Crew Member: Frenchie!

But yeah those are my answers! Thanks again for tagging me Meow it was really fun <3... I am not sorry for not being able to chose a single gif for things xD I tag @saltpepperbeard @rainbowbonnet @mxmollusca @neine andddddd who ever else wants to do it!

#So confession.. I may bad a picking favorites.....#tag game #our flag means death #gifs

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afreakingdork · 1 year

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Lmao, ofc he'd send walls of sappy texts. The little weirdo.

Urgh, good for him Darling is into that shit.

Glhfkcjxj

I actually had this happen to BF and I once where I was late and he went to meet me halfway and we eneded up missing each other. This shit's hilarious, I love it.

I don't think Donnie would mind dating a criminal as long as they didn't actually hurt people. Hn, maybe I should write him dating a thief one day lmao.

"Ravishing."

Omg what a sap.

DALE!

Ahahah, ogle him. Dayum those ~~~muscles~~~

He's extremely villain themed every time he frikin opens his mouth.

Purple is a villain color too.

I like that Leo is so offended on his bro's behalf. He worked hard for this relationship.

Oh shit why is the crab with Darling.

I am more afraid of Mikey than any of the others.

The image of Don in only pants and boots and a too-small coat barely hanging off his shoulders, panicking like a weeb cause his Darling took two steps away is... precious.

Guh. That was too cute. I'm dead now.

If you ever write snippets of their life or the fam meddling, or meeting Splinter. I might just go to heaven. But this was a damn satisfying story.

Thank you for sharing it and see you in the next one!

Love, Toodles.

I'm glad someone mentioned Dale. I thought him following April into her line of work was a very funny idea, but I also think all my dumb jokes are funny! 😂

I don't know why I made Mikey so scary in my fic. He haunts reader. Irl I adore Mike and am probably the most like him!

I'm glad the image of Don with the coat hanging off his shoulders stuck in your mind. It was visceral for me, but I can never tell if that translates!

Thank you so so much Toodles! I'll be seeing ya real soon! 😉

#ask

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strangefellows · 1 year

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oh if you want servants specifically though then Karna, Da Vinci, Tristan, David, Mordred, Ushiwakamaru, Jeanne (all flavors), Diarmuid, Nursery Rhyme, Frankenstein, and Mandricardo

HAHAHAHA YES....

First impression

Karna: Oh! More Indian servants! He's pretty.

Da Vinci: ARFHEDGLFAGGAGA MONA LISA DA VINCI? OH MY GOD FATE I LOVE THIS SHIT

Tristan: Oh, Tristan and Isolde guy, I know him-- wait what the fuck (spoken bc Camelot)

David: HKJDGAGAG OH GOD DAVID'S A FLIRTY TWINK /wheezes in jewish

Mordred: I....I love....what a design....what a personality....

Ushiwakamaru: After having flashbacks to Shishiwakamaru in YYH, I was like oh...horse girl!

Jeanne: Oh! Joan of Arc, hello girl you're pretty!

Jalter: EXCUSE ME WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS SHE BASED ON-- OH DAMN THAT FUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Diarmuid: Oh another Irish hero? Who are you? [looks him up] ...oh your poor bastard.

Nursery Rhyme: LOUD SUSTAINED BABEYYYYY

Frankenstein: Oh, gorl? OH, CUTE.

Mandricardo: Who is this sad lump of self-deprecation and why is he our friend, also what the fuck is Orlando Furioso?

Impression now

Karna: I kinda love him? He's a delight and so off kilter sometimes it's sweet, he's so sincere too, what a guy.

Da Vinci: Literally the best wine aunt a protagonist could have, I miss her, but also babyvinci is adorable.

Tristan: What a moron (affectionate). He's cute, though, I love his hair, what pretty hair.

David: LMAO TWINKLORD, but also boyyyy are you okay buddy? How's it been since Temple, you good?

Mordred: PRINCE OF MY HEART, THE BEST KNIGHT, MY FAVORITE, ABSOLUTELY MY TYPE, WHAT A BEST BOY, A WONDERFUL PERFECT SABER, COME HOME RIGHT NOW I BEG OF YOU I may not need more Sabers but I desperately want you in my Chaldea :(

Ushiwakamaru: WE STAN A FUCKING QUEEN, I LOVE HER SO MUCH, ONE OF MY FAVORITE RIDERS, KICK ASS TAKE NAMES BLOW DEMETER INTO THE SUN I LOVE YOU

Jeanne: She's...pretty! And can be funny! I don't have too many strong opinions about Ruler Jeanne but I'm sure when I finish Apocrypha I'll have more.

Jalter: I FUCKING LOVE HER SO MUCH SHE'S A TERRIBLE WEEB ASS TSUNDERE BRAT WHO HAS SO MUCH JUSTIFIED TRAUMA OVER HER HISTORICAL FATE AND OH MY GOD WHAT A GIRL, WHAT AN AVENGER, BEST PEFECT WONDERFUL.

Diarmuid: Oh, you poor sweet bastard, you deserved so much better. I like Cu better in regards to Irish Lancers, but this poor man needs a vacation. I like him.

Nursery Rhyme: BABEY X100, precious angel, darling girl.

Frankenstein: DAUGHTER!!! Tho again, need to finish Apocrypha, but as I do know Caules from Case Files, I'm glad he's her Master, he's a good kid.

Mandricardo: SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY, MY FRIEND!!! MY FRIEND!!! SWEET NERVOUS ANXIOUS BOY!!! I LOVE YOU I AM GOING TO READ FURIOSO SOMEDAY.

Favorite moment

Karna: Him and Jinako's interactions, always. Him and Jinako in LB4. Him vs Godjuna in LB4. Him being an absolute dingus in events, what a sweet no braincells boy.

Da Vinci: Probably her dramatics in Camelot, but also she's just really great in general, what a gal.

Tristan: His fight with Barghest in the beginning of LB6 was absolutely fucking gold, that was the coolest goddamn shit.

David: Specifically his ultra hardcore amazing finale/death scene in the Turas Realta manga Okeanos chapter, good god.

Mordred: So far, his part in LB3 was absolutely incredible and I just love him in general, but I think what's coming when I finish Apocrypha is going to blow all of it out of the water easily.

Ushiwakamaru: Her confrontation with Gorgon in Babylonia, specifically the anime version where it adds the little nursery rhyme Ritsuka taught her as she goes down and it made me sob like a little girl, but also the scene where Ritsuka tells her about the rhyme in the first place, that just struck me into my SOUL.

Jeanne: Again, I'll have smth definitive in Apocrypha, but right now her big damn heroes in Temple made me cry.

Jalter: Everything??? But no, her antics in Shinjuku were absolutely delightful, as was everything about the Serva*Fes Hawaii event even if I didn't manage to finish it bc it was my first event in the game.

Diarmuid: His helping Team Artoria against Gilles was really good in Zero, but oof ow ouch as well.

Nursery Rhyme: Her entire storyline in Extra destroyed me.

Frankenstein: Another "get back to me after Apocrypha", unfortunately, she's not very in focus in FGO.

Mandricardo: REVE DE DURENDEL!!! GOD THAT FUCKING CG, THAT SPEECH, I LOVE YOU MY SON MY BOY MY FRIEND OH MY GOD

Idea for a story

Karna: Listen the Mahabharata completely on its own sounds absolutely fucking insane I want to know more about Fate's version of eents.

Da Vinci: Da Vinci talk to me about your life talk to me about the Borgias, I'm going to throw the Ezio AC Trilogy at your head until you tell me your version of all of that stuff.

Tristan: Again, my kingdom for KOTR back when they were alive shenanigans, what was that fucking castle LIKE.

David: COME TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR SON DAVID, LET'S BOND OVER BEING SAD ABOUT SOLOMON

Mordred: See Tristan's entry, but also just...I want to explore his relationship with his siblings more, Gawain and Gareth etc.

Ushiwakamaru: We've pretty well explored her backstory, so let's have some fun Chaldea shenanigans!

Jeanne: I don't have very many ideas here >>

Jalter: I want her to interact with more Servants, I want her to interact with the other Avengers, I want her to interact with everyone, I love her lots.

Diarmuid: GET THIS MAN A BEACH VACATION STAT

Nursery Rhyme: Her dialogues for other people + other people's at her is so fascinating, I want to see what she gets up to daily in Chaldea. Also an Alice in Wonderland pastiche with other Servants as the characters would be fucking rad.

Frankenstein: Let this girl TALK for five minutes please. Let her have a chance to be more like the monster in the book and vocalize her trauma and desires beyond grunts and noises.

Mandricardo: Just good times with our friend, please. Though he deserves to talk to the Paladins and have a crisis or three.

Unpopular opinion

Karna: I don't have enough opinions ON him XD

Da Vinci: IDK man I just love her a lot. ARE there unpopular opinions?

Tristan: Little bitch boy (affectionate) but IDK again I don't know FGO fandom as well.

David: I do feel sorry for him given the Son situation but also I'm going to toss him off a cliff for his shit in Okeanos.

Mordred: NOOOO IDEA LOL

Ushiwakamaru: I like her normal outfit just fine, though I also like the edited less revealing ones too. She looks fine yall.

Jeanne: ....she's kinda boring, sorry XDDDD

Jalter: I like her more as a tsundere weirdo friend of ours than I did as the EVIL ANGRY VILLAIN in Orleans

Diarmuid: None here! He's a good boy. OH WAIT I don't think his comedy duo shenanigans with Fionn are funny, Fionn needs to leave him alone.

Nursery Rhyme: shrug emoji

Frankenstein: uhhhhhhhh

Mandricardo: nope!

Favorite relationship

Karna: Him and Jinako fucks me up so hard, I'm so glad she has Karna.

Da Vinci: Da Vinci and Roman were adorable, wine aunt and neurotic dad. I also love her relationships with Gordy and Sherlock.

Tristan: The KOTR Idiot Trio is delightful. Look at these idiots, no braincells, all stupid, what a bunch of dorks.

David: I love me some complicated father/son relationships!

Mordred: See above lmfao. Artoria and Mordred Good, but also OH MY GOD HIM AND KAIRI ????? KAIRI DAD MODE?????

Ushiwakamaru: Her and Benkei is sweet NGL.

Jeanne: So far in Apocrypha her and Sieg are cute friends.

Jalter: Jalter and Salter should kiss.

Diarmuid: His mutual respectful admiration with Artoria makes me smile every time, not gonna lie.

Nursery Rhyme: Her and Alice, I WEEP. But her and the other littles in Chaldea are always precious.

Frankenstein: Her and Caules, her and Mordred.

Mandricardo: MY FRIEND MY FRIEND MY FRIEND [yells] but also GOD I want to see him interact with Roland and the other Paladins.

Favorite headcanon

Karna: I don't have any real headcanons for him...Jinako taught him to play very simple video games. He likes Candy Crush.

Da Vinci: Well she's obviously transfemme. But like, it's not even a headcanon so much, she was SO probably fucking half of Florence way back when.

Tristan: Not sure about headcanons! But he's definitely somehow the sluttiest of the KOTR Idiot Trio.

David: Local man cries in his room for an hour after Temple. Local man also possibly has a physical fight with Ozy on religious grounds at some point too. I saw him fucking roast Ozy in a fic once and it was glorious.

Mordred: He's 100% transmasc and only uses she/her still because he doesn't quite get he can just....not use those anymore. He and Caenis bond over similar situations. He has a little scar on his face.

Ushiwakamaru: Not entirely ABOUT her, but for my Fujimaru, she told Ushiwaka her late little brother used to love her and sing that rhyme, and that bit from the anime def happened.

Jeanne: I don't really have many?

Jalter: She and my Fujimaru fucked at least once, after Shinjuku. She has burn scars all over her body.

Diarmuid: Poor boy might actually be a very repressed gay, or at least very very asexual. Save him.

Nursery Rhyme: The entirety of Chaldea unanimously loves her, and she's a comfort to the human staff sometimes, who she visits and sits with to help them get some mental relief sometimes.

Frankenstein: One of the less shy staff members is teaching her and anyone who wants to learn ASL! Yay, ease of communication!

Mandricardo: Man's a Saracen he's darker than the game makes him look. You wouldn't know it to look at him but he can hold his liquor extremely well and can drink most people under the table.

#fateseriesblogging

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lacrimosathedark · 2 years

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I’m just thinking about this right now because I’m seeing Undertale and Deltarune on my dash but like

As a teen I was (gasp) a filthy Homestuck fan. And all the pathetic shit that came with it. I loved the Striders and Karkat and Nepeta. I loved the weird and random and crazy storytelling and the simple replicable art style.

Most of all, though, I loved the music.

Weird part to like about it I guess, but gosh is Homestuck’s music awesome. I’m the type of person who needs background noise at All Times, and at one point that led me to listening to Homestuck’s soundtracks as I did chores.

I’d notice, “Huh. This ‘toby “Radiation” fox’ dude shows up a lot.” And that apparently stuck with me. Because when I heard there was a game coming out with music by toby fox, and the game itself made by him too? I immediately needed to see this game.

To say Undertale is important to me is a major fucking understatement. I love all of the characters. All of them. The music is, of course, absolutely gorgeous. The game is both hilarious and heartwarming.

And this was my first game with a nonbinary protagonist. Or any other nonbinary character (which there are a few others). This was when I was just figuring out that I was nonbinary (you can imagine how I flipped when I found out ‘there’s a word for that feeling!?’) and my character(s) and other characters being referred to as they and them with absolutely no fanfare...it meant a lot.

And the characters? I really can’t talk about how much I love them. Toriel is my mom in my heart. I have made her Butterscotch Cinnamon Pie and it makes me so happy. Napstablook is just the friggin cutest and their shy awkwardness was so relatable I love them. Sans and Papyrus can always make me laugh. Sans got my lore-brain spinning and Papyrus was always there and always supportive. Monster Kid is the most precious little doof and they deserve the world. Undyne is a fucking badass and when she realizes you aren’t awful she is just the most fun to be around. Temmie is great (and also check her animations out on Youtube she’s so frickin cute and amazingly talented just do yourself that favor) and the music reminds me of Rugrats for some reason. Alphys is a fucking weeb with social anxiety and boy do I ever relate to that. Muffet has the coolest design and one of the more challenging and fun battles and she’s just so gorgeous to my love of the gothic lolita aesthetic. Mettaton is a fucking romp. That reveal of the EX form is magnificent. Asgore--I admit I’m not the biggest fan of him, but I always felt bad for him. He was a good guy trying to do what’s right for his people and it was hard and it hurts that you have to fight him (also that was a fucking twist gotdam).

And Asriel...my frickin baby. He is my brother and I love him. I just want to give him hugs and snuggles and pet his head and make everything better and just ow my heart.

This man, this dog, made a whole-ass game. Not alone, but like, he did so much of it.

And he just keeps frickin going.

When Deltarune came out as a “Survey Program” I downloaded it and was blown away. I cannot tell you how much I loved it. I fell in love with Seam and I listened to The World Revolving and every possible remix on loop.

(Unfortunately I haven’t played Chapter 2 yet because right after I got Chapter 1, my computer died!

and the executive dysfunction didn’t help either. But I’ll get to it I swear)

AND THEN

So I hate SWSH for a number of reasons, (*coughdexcough*) but Pokemon has always been part of my life. And while not the best song in the soundtrack (which is Battle! Gym Leader and you can fight me on that) his contribution, the Battle Tower Battle Theme, is a bop and I love it.

AND THEN A-FUCKING-GAIN

I legitimately CANNOT WAIT for Pokemon Scarlet and Violet and to have toby’s music in my ear while my Fidough wrecks everyone with it’s Flower Power.

And then on top of this, this fucker plays into the meme culture because of course he does

SERIOUSLY

(in case the first pic is hard to read)

But just...idk man

He just keeps amazing me and every time I think about it I’m just...blown away.

I trust the dog.

I can’t wait to see all the things he’s still going to do.

#toby fox appreciation post #toby fox #Annoying Dog #Homestuck #Undertale #Deltarune #Pokemon #Pokemon SWSH #Pokemon ScarVi #tumblr sexyman

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vainillasaalt · 3 months

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1, 12, 21, 41 for the ask game <3

Hi! Thanks for the ask <3

who is/are your comfort character(s)?

I'm gonna be a bit of a weeb and also ramble a little...sorry. Also to me comfort character is not like your favourite character, more like the one that brings you joy and like the one you would think of for those "Naruto would be so proud of me for doing the laundry" kind of post. Javert is my favourite character from les mis but he has never brought me any kind of joy.

Takatsuki Yayoi from idolmaster. She's one of my favourite characters from all time, and I have loved her since I was her age more or less, she's sweet and upbeat and always does her best for everyone around her, maybe a bit flat as a character? But I love her a lot.

Kim Kitsuragi from disco elysium. I have been a bit inactive here because of exams and because I have been playing a lot of disco elysium and I'm absolutely smitten, I feel like a duckling imprinting on some dude which I think was the point but. You know.

Turns out I can only think of two god I need to get into something more cheerful everyone is so depressing. Maybe bishop Myriel too, I like him and he would be proud I did the dishes. ALSO i forgot while I was making the list but Kenzou Tenma from Monster too.

12. what kind of day is it?

I've been home all day so I'm not sure, but the time I went out it was warm. To me it was a more or less nice day, I played some games and read a bit and the coffee I made earlier was pretty good <3.

21. something you’ve kept since childhood?

A lot of things! I'm a bit of a hoarder and get attached to stuff easily, the most precious to me are my favourite picture book and a wooden teddy bear. I'm still upset I lost my favourite teddy bear though.

41. how do you take your coffee?

Cold, with milk and no sugar.

#ask #philomelodie #long post #because i can't shut up

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mentallyillbutokay · 2 years

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Child! Mc asking them to go to a daddy/daughter dance with them with the bros/dateables? (Nb mc)

Obey Me - Request

◇ BROTHERS & CHILD!MC DADDY/DAUGHTER DANCE◇

Info: NB MC, GN Pronouns

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A cold afternoon in December, Child!MC was pulling on their scarves and coats, wrapping up warm for when they would be collected from Nursery. They watched patiently out the window while their classmates were slowly collected by their awaiting parents.

Sighing heavily as the time dragged on, they were joined by their supervisor. "Is daddy coming to pick you up?" The supervisor asks, as Child!MC continues to stare out the window. Without a word uttered, Child!MC quickly nods their head, hardly interested in conversing with someone other than their beloved daddy.

Smiling, the supervisor reaches for a leaflet situated on their desk, before handing it to Child!MC. "Maybe you and your daddy would interested?" They suggest, and Child!MC opens their mouth in a toothy grin, holding out their hand to receive the leaflet.

Suddenly, a knock comes at the door, and Child!MC squeals excitedly as they finally see their daddy standing in the doorway. Running into their arms, Child!!MC practically shoves the piece of paper into their face.

Reactions:

Lucifer:

◇ "Daddy, daddy! Will you come with me?"

◇ While still very much confused at this sudden piece of paper launched at his face, Lucifer finds himself agreeing

◇ How could he ever say no to his precious human?

◇ Will definitely make a big thing out of this, and will buy Child!MC the prettiest outfit

◇ You cannot tell me that Lucifer wouldn't buy matching accessories, this demon loves Child!MC with all of his heart

Mammon:

◇ "Daddy! Look look!"

◇ Mammon may have been busy thinking about his money, but he would drop whatever he's doing to please Child!MC

◇ He is beyond excited to go to a daddy/daughter dance with his kid

◇ I bet you, Mammon is the kind of parent to wear the most dramatic outfits

◇ As long as it's glittery and pretty, both Child!MC and Mammon are happy

Satan:

◇ "Daddy! I have a letter for us!"

◇ Rather surprised at first, but is overjoyed at Child!MC's request

◇ "My little KittyCat, you'll be the most handsome at the dance"

◇ Reads through several books in preparation so that he has doesn't create any mistakes

◇ Ha, what an old man

Leviathan:

◇ "Daddy, Levi-kun, papa! I wanna go dance!"

◇ Originally, Leviathan had planned to go to an Anime Convention with his online friends, but immediately cancels his schedule for the next three weeks which mainly consisted of gaming hours

◇ Almost cries, emotion overload much?

◇ This man is traditional with his outfits, and I bet you that he'll try to dress Child!MC in cosplaying appropriate clothing

◇ What a damn Weeb

Asmodeus:

◇ Child!MC wouldn't even need to ask him

◇ Asmodeus knows all the gossip in the Devildom, so he's most likely already aware of the daddy/daughter dance

◇ Aleeady has planned outfits planed out for the occasion

◇ Asmodeus is probably more excited that Child!MC is, but don't worry because he eventually calms down

Beelzebub:

◇ "Daddy! Put down the chicken wing, you need to read this!"

◇ From walking into the room, Beelzebub somehow managed to find a drumstick in his hand, not like he had a problem with that

◇ Beel would be slightly offended at the idea of pausing his snack time, but he'd listen with an honest heart

◇ Would be emotional at Child!MC asking him to dance with them

◇ Majority of what Child!MC does around Beelzebub, it reminds the demon of his younger sister, Lilith

◇ Beelzebub would make sure that Child!MC would have the best time ever

Belphegor:

◇ "Daddy? Wake up! This is important!"

◇ Poor Belphegor hadn't gotten enough sleep the previous night, so holding Child!MC in his arms, he was basically falling asleep

◇ Will listen patiently to what Child!MC has to say

◇ Again, Belphegor doesn't really mind what he's invited along to, so he's more than willing to take Child!MC to a daddy/daughter dance

◇ Belphegor is a very tired and exhausted daddy to Child!MC, because all he wants is the very best for his child

#beelzebub x reader #mammon x reader #lucifer x reader #obey me #satan x reader #asmodeus x reader #leviathan x reader #belphegor x reader #fyp #tumblr #headcanons #drabble #fanfic

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skazoo · 2 years

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the purpose of justice.

↳ hwang hyunjin x gn!reader x lee minho

he's just a man. he will fall. everyone will fall, and with hyunjin by your side, you will make sure of that.

length. 0.7k+

genre. death note!au, shinigami!hyunjin, L!minho and kira!reader ig, angst

warnings/tags. language, use of pet names, mentions of death and murder, not proofread :((

networks. @kflixnet

notes. ok, not to be a weeb but........ the idea was sitting in my drafts, and red hyunjin............ i'm not god's strongest soldier im sorry.

btw this is not a lot but while we're here why not, enjoy!

p.s. italics is hyunjin speaking!

i'm desperate for feedback and i love comments with your opinion!

(cross-posted on ao3 only)

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“are you scared, Y/N?”

“scared? merely confused, if you must”

yes, my pretty little thing. you have to play with him if you want to keep the power. if you want to keep me.

minho unfolds his legs from his crouched position and gets up, making the wheeled chair lightly roll away. “confused about what exactly?”

you raise an annoyed eyebrow and lift your handcuffed hands from the interrogation table. metal clinks against metal, and you wince at the pressure of the cuffs on your wrists.

“this whole thing is a precaution, it doesn’t mean i don’t trust you, Y/N”

the quick movement of his eyes to the big one-way mirror behind you and the twitch of his jaw doesn’t go unnoticed by the observing entity leaning on the wall to your right, a mild bored expression adorns his angelic face.

angelic. the only word that comes to your mind when you try to rationalize hyunjin. the unanswered question that crowds your thoughts is if he’s one of those cherubs portrayed in classic paintings, with red cheeks and big curious eyes, or one of the real ones. the ones with wings of fire and eyes that announce apocalypses. his bright red hair might suggest the latter.

a sultry voice whispers in your mind as you keep your eyes focused on the tired detective before you.

my precious, he knows what we have, and he’ll do anything to destroy us.

“L, we should be friends but i’ll tell you what i’ve learned,” you lean in and whisper as if you’re telling him a secret, “and then you can act accordingly, okay?”

minho nods, his dark hair is pushed back by a nervous hand; his eyebags seem to darken.

“what i’ve learned is that in this world there are very few people who actually trust each other, that are brave or stupid or naive enough to let others see their world, and it pains me to tell you that you’re not one of those people. not with me, not for a long time. hell, i think with this whole kira situation you wouldn’t trust your own family, minho”

the red-haired god cheerfully claps his hands and throws you an excited look.

oh, baby, we’re having so much fun with him, it’s unfortunate you’ll have to write his name soon…

minho's voice is strained by alarm as he wills his mind to find an excuse. “this is different- with kira is different, Y/N, and you know it. whoever is doing this is pure evil and needs to be stopped-”

“only if they get caught they’re evil, minho,” the amused tilt of your lips gives away the madness hiding under your calm and composed mask. “if kira rules the world they’re justice and order. they’re a saint.”

minho imperceptibly flinches in reluctant realization and you bask in the feeble ray of fear that his dark eyes direct towards you.

“they won’t see the glory of heaven, Y/N. they will go straight to hell.”

all humans die the same. the place they go after death isn’t decided upon by a god, it is just nothingness, my love, death is equal for everyone. let him know and maybe he’ll understand.

“you want me to be honest and i will,” you lean back on the uncomfortable chair; the front legs raise off the ground keeping you in an unsteady balance. “everywhere i turn, all i see are people the world would be better off without.”

“and who decides who has to go, uh? justice is made for that, Y/N. don’t you understand?”

look at him, acting all high and mighty, pretending his dear justice isn’t the first cause of all this. of us. but he will know when the time comes. we’ll make sure of it, right sweet thing?

you nod to the invisible god to your right and watch as minho’s head snaps in the same direction.

“all i need to understand- all everyone needs to understand is that this world is rotten,” it all comes down to the dramatic effect, after all, you’ve been learning from a god, “and those who are making it rot deserve to die.”

you can see his hands tremble and for a second you’re brought back to a memory of your childhood with him. it’s gone before you can question it.

“someone has to do it, so why not kira?”

why not you?

the legs of the chair come banging down on the gray floor and you turn to smile at hyunjin, as minho darts out of the room. eyes blood-shot red like the god’s hair.

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belphies-pillow · 3 years

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Reactions to MC saying “Not today Satan!”

For the lovely @sirenserene ♥️ if you want me to change anything just let me know!

Warnings: some minor curse words.

You were all sat down for movie night, leaning against Beel, Belphie cuddled on your lap sleeping. The rest of bros scattered about the room, it was a rare moment of peace. Then your phone rang..... looking down, you see it’s the number of a demon you briefly dated but things went by the wayside pretty quick. Their contact name in your phone appropriately changed to “prick.” You let out a noise of disgust and without thinking yelled....

“NOT TODAY SATAN!!”

After smashing the decline button like it insulted your granny, you looked up, startled by seven sets of eyes on you.

Lucifer-

Wasn’t actually watching the movie but reading a newspaper, which he was now using to cover the fact he finds the look of shock and indignation on Satan’s face hilarious *dickish older brother powers activate!* you of course, had no idea how much Satan was tormented teased when that meme became popular.

Thanks to Mammon and Levi it became a never ending joke at RAD as well. Only stopping when Lucifer finally banned anyone from saying it after Satan snapped and threw Mephistopheles out of a window.

At least he excused himself and made it too the hallway before he started wheeze laughing. Good thing he was hunched over with his hands on his knees because Satan turned a book into a ninja star. (It’s currently still stuck in the wall)

Mammon-

Immediately started laughing so hard his sides ached. Abruptly stopped when he felt the room grow colder looking up to see Satan in his demon form glaring at him and Levi. Getting ready to run, he began planning out his escape. “Ok...just gotta outrun Levi...” May or may not have intentionally tripped Levi when he got close enough.

“Take one for the team bro!”

Leviathan-

Also laughed like a loon when he heard it. Failing to notice his impending doom at first, he started posting to social media. “OMG!! MC JUST SAID THE SATAN MEME!!! TO HIS FACE!!! ROTFL!! Aaannddd sent!” What finally caught his attention was seeing Mammon jump to his feet, running like Goldie was on fire. Glancing over, he saw death and booked it. Started to catch up to mammon but suddenly.......his legs were swept out from underneath him.

“Take one for the team?! Mammon you asshole!!”

Then felt a clawed hand wrap around his ankle and begin to drag him away.

“AHHH!!! LUCIFER!!! STOP LAUGHING AND HELP ME!!!”

Satan-

He was just trying to read his book and enjoy being in his brothers presence. (It’ll be a cold day in hell before he admits that) Then you! Sweet, precious MC! Let that verbal travesty come out of your mouth!

Had a real internal dilemma. He practically felt his blood boiling, rage slowly consuming rational thought. You had no idea how much that forsaken meme has haunted him, but Asmo was right! You’re his kitten!!! He could never stay mad at you! Those braying hyenas he calls brothers however, they’re fair game.

Especially the fossil, the dumbass and the weeb...

Asmodeus-

Knew without a doubt Satan was going to lose his shit so he used his powers as a professional pot stirrer to shift the focus from you. He had been sitting next Satan on one of the couches when the meme of doom spilled from your pretty mouth.

“Dear brother! Our sweet kitten isn’t at fault here!” “Mammon and Levi though....don’t you remember how out of control things got because of them??” *gasp* “I think....yes I do! I hear Lucifer laughing in the hallway! The audacity!”

Then sat back and watched chaos ensue. Kitten was safe that’s all that mattered.

Beelzebub-

Bless 👏 this 👏 cinnamon 👏 roll 👏

Instantly exchanged a glance with Belphie and through their twin vibe had a plan. He stood between you and Satan, while Belphie threw you over his shoulder and hauled ass out of the room.

Sweet, protective boyo was ready to throw down if need be. Was surprised though when Satan growled, running out of the room in the opposite direction of the attic. Asmo winked and gave him a thumbs up.

Didn’t waste anymore time. He needs to know his cookie and Belphie are safe!

Belphegor-

It’s actually canon he’s a quick little shit. Used that to his advantage to throw you over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and run. Worried for Beel but figured he’d use that magical door to the attic to barricade you inside then head back.

“GGAAHHHH!!”

“Hmm.. he must of caught up to Mammon.”

Went into protective cow mode when he heard footsteps coming up the stairs but was relieved when he saw Beel unscathed, snacks in hand.

You all hid in the attic, with Belphie placing so many hexes and curses on the door it glowed.

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**Bonus!**

Diavolo-

Diavolo rushed to the HOL after getting a call from Asmo about utter mayhem unfolding.

The first thing he and Barbatos saw was a smoldering, giant hole where the front door used to be and what appeared to be Levi’s headphones but the rest of him was no where to be found. He could also faintly hear Mammon screaming but the one thing that disturbed him was coming from the roof in the form of a mass of black feathers rolling around hysterically laughing.

Thanks again so much for the request!!! ♥️♥️♥️

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me!#obey me belphegor #obey me satan #shall we date obey me #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me leviathan #obey me diavolo #obey me shit post

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etherealbards · 2 years

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dndads episode 4 thoughts and prayers post

JESUS CHRIST THIS FUCKING INTRO. I WAS REELING AT 1AM LISTENING TO IT.

spotify died while i was listening to the episode so i just finished it now and god. i thought episode THREE was wild. this episode was even worse my god

if i said they were like fabriz to me would you all be mad. idc this is my city they are so fabriz to me (platonically i dont ship them romantically)

ANYWAYS SHOUT OUT TO NORMAL AND TAYLOR 💥💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️ THE BESTFRIEND DUO EVER.

SWIFTOAK REALNESS FOREVER

scary's rad fact is so.. the anagram generator 😭😭

also elyse was such a good guest i loved every bit with erica and having another horse girl in a dnd show YES.

BUT ALSO THANK YOU MISS ELYSE FOR CONFIRMING THAT NORMAL IS CLOSE (CLOSE-ISH?) WITH THE CHEER TEAM!!!!!!!! "NORMAL HAS NO FRIENDS BESIDES LINK SCARY AND TAYLOR" YEAH RIGHT. HE HAS THE CHEER TEAM!

the little nickname too "normie" is so cute 😭

also prepremed in highschool is a very real thing or my private school is just fucked. anyways elyse wasn't wrong about that!

taylor's crush? on erica is so cute too 😭😭 go get it weeb boy i believe in you

SCARY ALSO HEEHEE the badingfication of scary marlow! you also have a crush on erica.

hermy and goth both being in love with scary dear lord

THE LINK SLANDER IN THIS EPISODE 💔💔💔 LET MY BABY BOY LIVE!!!!!

SCARY HAS BLINDNESS. I AM LOOKING SO MUCH. ill look up which patrons give you that spell later i am too lazy

WHAT IS HAPPENING ON THEIR SCHOOL DANCE. imagine if this was another summoning thing like in fantasy high and margerita pizza or erica get possesed by the doodler or whatever

freddie getting that nat20 was so satisfying.. retribution for episode 2 HELP

when scary went "but norm you cant swim!!" and how she's the only one who calls him norm is so precious to me 💔 i love them so much

ending this with the fucking. m'ladyfication of taylor swift. god mister frederick wong please dont do this to us 😭

#i finished this episode at 9am but i fell asleep for like 3 hours and shit so hi #dungeons and daddies #dndads #dndads s2 #dndaddies #dndads spoilers #bard.txt

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acetarisborn · 3 years

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Happy (delayed) international asexuality day!!!

I haven't written (and posted) in a while and one of my most popular posts is the one about me simping for Asmo from Obey Me while being ace so... what better day to post this than yesterday!! But I fell asleep so now...

The brothers falling in love with an asexual MC

This is my first time writing one of these so it may end up feeling more like fanfiction than headcacons lol.

Asmo

The second you saw this gorgeous charming man it was love at first sight, and he felt the same way

Although you might have felt a little intimidated when you found out he's the avatar of lust. You might even think you have no chance!

But oh boy are you wrong

This man adores every aspect of you. From your gorgeous body to your breath-taking personality and he knows you love him as well.

The surprise in his eyes when he finds out you don't like him only for his looks is priceless

He can't help but blush brightly every time you give him the slightest of compliments, which sometimes turn into ankward laughs if he adds a sexual advance at the end

You try everything to let him know without telling him. Wear the ring, make several ace jokes and even wear the damn flag pattern on your clothes, to a point that the entirety of RAD but Asmo knows you're ace

But to be fair he might not even know what asexual means

He lets you know his feelings in a BIG way, something very intricate and romantic like a huge banner with help of the bros or plans a situation where you two end up dating

When you tell him you're asexual he's shocked to say the least

Not all humans enjoy sex?! Truly the newest concept he's ever heard

He does get sad at first, realizing he won't be able to experience that pleasure he's been fantazising about, but once he thinks about how out of all the beings in the Devildom you fell in love with the demon of Lust himself he bursts in laughter

He stops abruptly once he realizes why you look scared or sad because of his laugh and explains himself immediatley

If you tell him you understand if he doesn't want you he turns serious and grabs your hand

"Mc, you are the most gorgeous, kind-hearted and amazing person I've ever met, I didn't fell in love with how you are in bed or anything about sex! I fell in love with everything that makes you, you. I would never leave you over something so... so ridiculous! No matter how much I enjoy it!"

Once you guys start dating he showers you with gifts and fancy stuff (mostly skincare products)

He starts being super cautious about what he does or says, but eventually loosens up after the thounsand time you told him to do so

He also loves kissing you all over your face (if it's okay with you). On the lips, nose, cheeks or your forehead

All because he wants to remind you every day how precious you are in his eyes and that he loves you no matter what

Beel

You can't tell me you guys didn't fell in love that time you shared a room, you knew at the spot but this certified himbo is very oblivious

"Im hung-" He never gets to finish this sentence again because you always have a snack or food to offer him

Of course this is what starts his liking to you.

He doesn't realizes at first but it's the little things like what draws him in

He always wants to seat next to you at lunch and just talk for hours, he blushes at the sight of your smile or his eyes light up every time he sees you walk by

He begs you to cook for him no matter how many times you already do or say you're terrible. If you make him a bento this will make his whole week

Once he realizes his feelings he plans to tell you, not knowing you were planning on telling him you're ace and doing the same

"That's cool but um...whats an ace?"

Once you explain it to him he's a little surprised but nothing too extreme, he understands and didn't paid mind to sex anyway, he's happy he got to know beforehand.

"Oh, that sounds like you, good to know, specially now, because..."

He stops hiding a big box of chocolates and opens it, the chocolates spelling "Will you be my partner?"

If you ask him if he's okay he nods almost agressively, which ends up in you tackling him in a hug

Once you start dating he's ready to provide bear hugs and cuddles, he's the cuddliest demon in the Devildom

"Hey, I found this food/thing with the ace flag colors, thought you might like it"

He asks you to help him cook whenever he's hungry. Doesn't matter if it's the greatest culinary piece ever or an absolute disaster, he's happy he gets to spend time with you.

Levi

Okay but that overflowing PASSION when he rambles on about TSL, that fire in his eyes, *chef kiss* you can't help but stare dreamily at him

"watcha looking at normie?" He asks while blushing madly at the way you kept looking at him

The first time he finally accepted he's in love is when you dragged him to your room to watch a new anime, he realized you were a total weeb just like him (And I know you are because why else would you be here?)

Since then you have anime nights at least once a month with all the snacks you can get in your bed or couch

He obviously loves playing any kind of videogame with you, he doesn't like some of the ones you do but plays them anyways just to see you celebrate once you've won

Dragging you to conventions is a given, he spends weeks making you the perfect couples cosplay, staying all night muttering about how yours needs to be perfect

Since most of his brothers don't care/like or are too busy for his ramblings about a new game or anime he goes to your room very often. He's happy you're always there for him.

But IS HE JEALOUS

If he sees anyone flirting with you in the slightest of ways he'll go into overprotective mode. In a bad day this means as much as asking you for a pencil in class

We all know he puts you in a bit too high of a pedestal compared to him, but it's because he loves you and tries his best to gain confidence once you tell him how wonderful he is.

"They're so cool Henry! They are so nice to me and so pretty. I don't deserve them but do I want to try!!"

Since he's too shy and introverted none of you have asked the other out yet, but you decide to trust him and come out to him first.

"Oh yeah, I know plenty of asexual characters, I know what it is. That's great! You have my whole support!" This one takes you off guard

He talks about how he kinda suspected it but never said a word in fear that it could offend you.

This was enough for you to jump in and tell him your feelings.

To say he's blushing is an understatement. His whole body is red

"I like you to...But a-are you sure? You're just so pretty an- and amazing and I-I'm just a yucky otaku... Not that all otakus are yucky! You're not! Oh crap, I'm so sorry."

You snap him out of his rambling with a hug or a kiss, telling him how much you love him no matter how he belittles himself, because he's already perfect.

He tackles you in a hug out of excitement and says he loves you too

He has no problem with sex at all once your relationship starts, he wasn't having any to begin with and never thought of the idea of you guys doing it, so it's pretty much the same.

He tries his best to make bentos for you or use any romantic tecnique he has ever seen in romance animes

Instead of overprotective mode he now brags about his amazing partner to everyone he can.

"Mc, we should cosplay these characters! This one's ace!"

He'll do anything for you to feel safe and welcome in his arms no matter your sexuality.

Satan

This lovable bookworm fell in love later than anyone (except Belphegor) did, in the train murder mystery.

At first he thought it was mere admiration, but then why was his heart beating so fast?

Don't get me wrong, he's outraged. He hates that he's not paying attention to class to write poems, being distracted from his books because his mind wonders off thinking of you, and he despises that every time you bring him a cup of tea or flash a smile his face turns bright red in front of his brothers.

Eventually he has no choice but to ask Asmo and he is overjoyed. He offers himself as a wingman many times and Satan declines every single one

He doesn't tell you about this willingly, Asmo creates some devious situation where he ends up needing to confess his feelings.

He has never felt so relieved that the time you said you liked him too

He finally shows you some of his poetry (at least the less cringey ones) all of them talking about your outer and inner beauty in a way that almost moves you to tears

Everyone is surprised by how frequently one of the scariest demons out there lets himself get hugged by you at any given time, even if he's busy he always has time for you.

Also cats. Plushies, bags, clothes, anything with a cat on it you gift it to eachother

You eventually gather courage, enter his room and talk to him, thinking that maybe him being so distracted reading would soften the news

But he just nods mindlessly

"Satan? Did you hear me? I'm asexual" You take his book annoyed but the answer leaves you in shock

"Yeah, I know! can I go back to my book now?"

Turns out you were being painfully obvious and Satan is too smart not to notice.

"So... you're okay with it?"

"What in the world made you think I wasn't?"

He closes his book and you two have a long talk about how he accepts you and loves you for who you are over some tea

Mammon

He has always been in love with you as you have with him, what else is there to say?

Mammon melts at the slightest of touches and compassion you show him

He's so happy every time he's with you because you actually treat him like his brothers should

He loves them but they aren't the kindest towards him, so there's nothing better than hearing from you how much he's worth

He repeatedly asks you for money or pulls out some pranks but suddenly stops. How weird? Could it be that he feels bad for making you feel any kind of sad?

You have to stop him from saying he's your first several times, thankfully it eventually works

He tells you how great you are in a way he isn't directly telling you? But you can just know

"Hey, hu-I mean Mc! You're...the less annoying person in this place...Thanks for that" Yes, that was him trying to compliment you

As your bond becomes stronger he starts to loosen up to you. Leaving you gifts or flowers at your door with a smile on his face.

"Lucifer took my dear goldie for a week because of this but ya know... it's worth it."

When you actually accepted to go to the biggest casino in the Devildom he considered it as your first date.

You spend the hole night seeing him win and loose money, even pulling you in to have fun as well

You two take a break exhausted at a fountain. Mammon sees his chance and goes in slowly for a kiss

"Wait, Mammon. If we're actually going to...date, there's something you have to know."

"You're the most outstanding human, what the hell, the most outstanding being in the three worlds I've ever met in my eternity, Mc! What makes you think I'd leave someone as breathtaking as you over wether or not you wanna have sex?!"

"For some people it's a big dealbreaker..."

"Well, not for the Great Mammon! Only an idiot would let you go because of your sexuality. And no matter what they all say, I'm no idiot"

You end the night holding hands and going back to the House of Lamentation, ready to start this beautiful romance.

Lucifer

Ok. First things first. Everyone can agree Lucifer is (or seems) even hornier than Asmo, so this is gonna get...complicated. But we'll get into that

He sure seems the least likely to actually show the vulnerability of being in love, but gosh did you made your way into his heart

It was a long and diffecult journey to get him to like you, but he eventually got a liking to you the more you guys spent time together

You were able to make him loosen up as well.

Dragging him to anywhere you loved instead of being sat down with mountains of paperwork

Always waking him up after he fell asleep in his desk with a blanket, a hot cocoa (Coffee if the work needs to be done by the next day) and even a kiss on the cheek if he's lucky

By the time the whole Belphie situation was defused he was finally able to show his true intentions

He's a fairly elegant person, so when he tries to make an advance, he does it with style

This means all kinds of fancy places once he's off from work with the most romantic of views. Every day you feel like being swept over by a true gentleman

I'm pretty sure he'd have you as his partner by now, maybe he never officially asked but you both imply you're a couple at this point.

But as I said it, he has his whole...punishing thing......

It's exactly because he starts crossing the line with one if these why you just had to stop him and tell the truth

He gets shocked and slowly start fitting the puzzle pieces in place

"Well, this is unexpected. Wait. Have I... made you feel uncomfortable around me all this time?"

Once you nod he falls in his bed ashamed

"My deepest apologies, my love. I truly hope you forgive my reckless words. I must know, are you not feeling safe in this relationship?"

You explain how wrong that asumption is, telling him how every day with him is incredible, but showed your discomfort at some of the things he says

He was relieved he hadn't crossed the line yet and was never going to let himself cross it.

"I am so glad you shared this information with me, I promise to make this relationship the most romantic experience of your life"

He stays up all night researching everything ablout being ace, he gives you gifts related to this, finds out your love language and does what it is every day, he does every romantic thing you can think of and he even asks you to go to a pride in the human world!

He's willing to do all he can in order for you to feel loved in any way you want

Belphegor

Well, he did tried to kill you, so I'm pretty sure his betrayal hurt if you helped him for love

He knows you're at least a little scared of him and he knows he needs to apologize, but never finds the time because you always seem wary of him

He tries by leaving a note in your desk that says "I'm so sorry for what I did. Thank you for bringing our family back together"

This is the first smile he gets out of you as you look at him

This escalates to him passing notes whenever he's not asleep. In class, the table at dinner, outside while hanging out with you and Beel, anywhere. This happens so often you end up always having a pen in hand to answer.

It goes until one of you decides to speak, you start talking and become best friends in no time

Although Belphie seems too possesive for his feelings to be just friendship

Honey, if you thought Levi was bad he's nothing compared to Belphie

He uses every excuse to get you away from anyone that possibly flirts with you. It's either that or his death glare burning them for several minutes until they run or apologize

He always wants to be with you, even if he's sleeping he feels the lack of your prescence

This is why he always tries to convince you to take naps with him, snuggling with you is the best part of his day

If you're more of a night owl he'll do his best to stay awake and look at the stars with you in the planetarium. Sometimes falling asleep in your shoulders "on accident" wink wink

He mumbled about you in his sleep and that's how you found out and ended up dating

The relationship is pretty much the same with more kisses and hand holding, along with him convincing you to skip class sometimes just to sleep

Also plushies, a lot of them, all of them

You decide to tell him one day while snuggling beneath the stars. Being sure enough that he'll understand, although the nerves are still there

"Okay... so?"

You express your worries and he stands up looking almost menacingly but his words killed the scary mood

"Are you dumb? How did you think someone like me would even worry about that?"

"I'm not Asmo, beds are for sleeping. Come on, lets steal that cake Lucifer saved in the fridge, I heard it's sort of an inside joke between us."

After this he keeps asking you about the whole asexual spectrum, thinking he might be part of it. He's shows true interest at every question you answer and tries to use this new information for future dates.

All and all it's very relaxing to date someone like him, who surprisingly has a very loving and understanding heart behind what people are used to see.

#asexual #obey me leviathan #obey me beelzebub #obey me satan #obey me mammon #obey me lucifer #obey me belphegor #asexual mc #obey me #international asexuality day #obey me shall we date #obey me asmodeus #ace pride #ace

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[OM!] All Demon Brothers + Undateables as Babysitters (Part 1)

Scenario: For the sake of the exchange program (probably), the entire cast is now in charge of taking care of kids ranging from infants to pre-K children at a daycare with you. Headcanons on what type of babysitter they would be + whatever cute shenanigans that may occur

Note: Baby fever!! Inspiration is the entirety of Gakuen Babysitter/School Babysitter. It is literally the cutest anime I have ever watched in my life and I highly recommend it if you want a cute feels-good, slice of life!! Some of the kids I may have based off of them, but you don’t need to watch it to understand this! :))

why do i always make my headcanons so long

Part 1 has the 7 Demon Brothers

[Part 2] has all five Undateables

Lucifer

This was probably Diavolo’s idea so he has no choice but to go along with it, much to his dismay

He already thought humans were fragile, and now they were going to take care of the smaller, younger ones?

His face scares 90% of the kids on his first day as a babysitter, which kind of hinders his job because every time he tries to help them clean up or change diapers, the kids start crying

The other 10% who are not intimidated by him claim him to be the Big Bad and play fight with him all the time, and considering his attitude, he’s a pretty perfect villain in their make-belief play so he’s won their hearts IMMEDIATELY

Generally a pretty strict baby-sitter who is listened to without having to repeat himself; his power and authority is unyielding (and also he’s just plain scary even if he doesn’t mean to be, and lowkey he likes the power he has because the kids remind him of Mammon sometimes)

It’s honestly a big debate whether he should just give up and ask for help or power through, but if he’s just babysitting with you, pleads with you to please help him because he’s so lost and why do they scream so loud and not that he would ever admit to it, but he is a tiny bit hurt that he can’t seem to have the kids trust him

Once he’s told that he should smile more and speak more gently, he implements it with mixed results (at first), but it’s a significant improvement from the first few days

During a moment of rest, he’s sighing when a baby crawls up to him and sits in his lap without warning, and he’s a goner

Literally has the hardest time trying to train his face not to look so pleased or happy, but his smile is so soft (and he will not hesitate to kill any of his brothers that see him like that, but for you and the undateables, he’ll just be embarrassed)

Loves infants and how trusting they are of him despite how scary his face may seem sometimes-- the epitome of unconditional love and he’s just… very tender

Probably ends up being the respected babysitter who’s super cool to all the kids but slightly unapproachable (unless you’re a babyyyy) but eventually climbs the ranks in terms of babysitters because he vouches for them if they do need him

Mammon

The kids have decided that he is the biggest kid on the playground and now to assert dominance, they must beat him up

Which is what they do-- or as much as they can with their tiny fists and miniscule strength and the fact that Mammon is a literal demon

You just stare at Mammon as he cries on the ground, whining at how the kids ganged up on him and you’re just like…. They’re literally <4 years old.

Despite that part, Mammon gets along with all the kids really well!!

He talks to them as normal and calls them ‘brats’ but they all know he’s soft for them so they kind of take advantage of that? But only a little bit because they don’t like seeing Mammon cry either

You forget who comfort the other more at this point, the kids or Mammon

Mammon is the best person to call for if the kids want to play around because he’s pretty animated himself and goes along with whatever the kids want to do

You might have to reign them in a little yourself, because you’re not quite sure Mammon really knows what’s actually dangerous for them

“Mammon, please only carry one kid at a time please, you’re scaring me”

“Huh? You know I can carry all four of them on my head--”

“Please”

Suuuper popular with the kids even though he kept complaining about them to anyone who would listen that he had to look over these tiny humans

But the moment any of the kids ask for his help or do something cute, he’s the FIRST one to go and help because ‘you need the GREAT Mammon’s help? Guess you can’t help it after all…” and he just likes the fact that he feels reliable to these kids

He might… actually save money to buy these kids Christmas gifts?? Will maybe cry if they bring little Valentine's Day candies (that their parents probably told them to give but shhh let him dream)

Leviathan

May or may not be hyperventilating as he hypes himself up to go into the daycare and meet the kids

He tried to brush it off to his brothers that they’re just kids and he doesn’t care if they like him or not because it doesn’t matter to him because he’s just an otaku-- but my god he hopes they like him

Little does he know, the fact he lets them play on his game consoles (whether or not they actually know how to play) wins them over immediately and breaks the ice

They find him super interesting to talk to and he ends up a pretty popular babysitter because he talks to them like adults (yes, even to the babies)

Catch him giving a bottle to a baby while talking to them in baby-voice (that he adopts not on purpose) about his favorite TSL season

One of the biggest reasons why the kids love him is because he really listens to them even though their rants and blabbing doesn’t always make sense

When he does talk about his interests (or it slips out, as it does), the kids are genuinely interested in what he has to say and that’s when his mission to convert all of these kids to watching anime and reading manga started

“Reading manga is going to help them develop reading comprehension!!”

Probably brings his entire stash of (kid-friendly) manga-- probably the magical girl anime with Ruri-chan-- and has the kids dig in

It does have some negative repercussions because kids aren’t exactly good at handling precious material, so things do rip and break and Levi had to excuse himself to go outside and mourn his lost

But the fire of his mission burns brighter than the sadness over what he has lost (besides, he would never bring limited edition/1st edition things outside his room so these things are replaceable)

If Halloween rolls around, the kids will exclaim that they want to be [insert character] from TSL or another anime and Levi may shed tears of happiness right there and then

Will make it his side quest to make costumes for ALL the kids-- especially if they can’t afford their own and will encourage them to be whatever they want to be!!!

He’s literally leading an army of newly-created weebs/otakus that look up to him in the daycare and the power he has over these kids is so formidable some of his brothers are actually a little jealous HAHA

Satan

Acts casual about the whole thing and is actually casual about it

He hasn’t necessarily spent much time with kids, but he figures he’d be able to do it-- and he’d be right; considering how natural he is with people in general, I doubt kids would be much different, especially if he talks to them like adults and respects their opinions

Is definitely the type of babysitter some of the kids end up having a little baby crush on, considering how charming and prince-like he can be with his gentle tone of voice

Not that he’s perfect-- some kids are just brats and he does get angry at them but he only needed to snap once before the troublemakers all learned not to mess with him

Despite that, he would most likely be the ones to keep an eye on the troublemakers, because it may be a sign of a troubled home (not always, but… well, he would know best, wouldn’t he?) and he’d want to reach out to them if he can help them in any way

What he loves to do with the kids-- and you can probably guess-- is have Story Time!!

The kids are so excited to circle around him before naptime and listen to him read storybooks, doing voice overs and dramatic/animated readings; the kids are so intently listening and giggling at the funny parts

At first, he attempted to bring all his books over to the daycare, but he had to put some back when you tell him these kids are literally three and probably don’t have the reading comprehension required to read Quantum Physics-- so he provides picture books instead; anything he procured from the human world

Really encourages the kids to try their best to read and, if he has the time of day, tries to teach them basic things like the alphabet, how to spell out each words etc (you may call him…. Sensei)

Adores their imagination too because he knows adults could hardly compare at times and he encourages them to make up their own stories and he’d help them write it down

Uses a lot of tactic like these to encourage their education and their development-- he loves books and the impact they’ve made on him and he wants these kids to be able to experience the same things

Asmodeus

A little hesitant at first because kids can be super cute and great for pictures but… they can also be super gross and kind of mean; and he’s seen both ends of the spectrum so he’s not really sure what to expect

Then one of the kid compliments his hair clip shyly and shows their own similar hairclip and he’s sold because obviously they have the cutest kids in the world

Hair undone? He’s there

You wanna try out painting nails? Oh hun, he’s got you-- free make-overs for EVERYONE-- except maybe the infants, he doesn’t wanna ruin the natural baby smell and softness they have going for them

He wants to encourage ALL the kids to express themselves so he sometimes brings old clothes he doesn’t wear anymore so they have a fashion show/runways

ALWAYS encourages the kid to wear what they want because gender norms who???

If ANY and I mean ANY parent comes up to him and talk about him letting them wear non-gender conforming clothes he WILL go off on them because they are LITERALLY KIDS-- let them express themselves and have fun

Kinda grossed out by snot and diapers tho so you’re gonna have to help him with that; and since the universe knows that he hates getting dirty, he’s probably the brother most likely to get peed on while changing a diaper

You have to force him back into the daycare after that incident because he refuses to come out of the bathroom after changing into clean clothes

But he is so captivating that the kids usually don’t cause trouble when he’s around, and also similarly to Levi, he talks and listens to them blabber while he’s doing their hair so it’s always pretty soothing

Probably ends up in charge of the creativity hour and cooing over everyone’s art project, encouraging them to sprinkle as much glitter as they want, use as many colors as they want-- as long as it makes them happy!

Beelzebub

Considering he’s the sweetest and physically the strongest, he’s actually pretty concerned about hurting them, and asks you to help him adjust to this new role so that the kids will be okay (you know he’ll be fine, but if saying yes to helping him will make him feel better, you say it)

Beel keeps to himself as a babysitter for the first few-- oh idk-- hours before some of the kids figure out how STRONG he is and he’s the best thing since sliced bread

The kids start to literally hang from him, testing how strong he really is, and are all delighted that he can hold all of them in and from his arms; he’s a little worried he’ll drop them, but since the kids are so excited about it, decides to lift them only a little high just to please them

Happily, he eventually gets used to knowing how to deal with them, and it helps that the kids are so polite to him

He’s the ultimate Big Brother figure to them, much to his surprise since he’s used to being the younger brother, and it makes him really soft inside that these kids actually look up to him and rely on him

During free play, he has definitely carried at least six kids on his back when they play horsey and not break a sweat and throws the babies up in the air playfully (and carefully) and let them pretend they were flying

He’s their protector, making sure that they’re playing safely, even though he went a little too ham on the protection, grabbing a kid by the scruff of his collar because he was running and beel was afraid of him falling and scraping his knees

“It’s okay Beel, they can handle it--”

“Are you sure?? But they’re so tiny and fragile--”

Changes diapers pretty handily after the first time; has definitely tried the baby formula and ate the entire bottle by accident before feeding a baby

Makes sure the kids are nice to each other, especially siblings, and that they eat; you tell the kids that if they eat their vegetables they’ll grow as strong as Beel, and that’s the FASTEST you’ve ever seen picky kids eat them in your LIFE

Belphegor

“Alright, nap time, everyone!”

“Belphie, they just arrived;;;”

Honestly just thought this entire thing was a hassle because kids in general take a lot of work and he just doesn’t want to put that sort of effort into something he didn’t sign up for

But since you’re there, he may as well try to be proficient enough to be well-liked enough to not cause a fuss and be able to babysit with you

He’s the type of babysitter who converses with the kids and pretends he doesn’t know something so the kid tries to teach him-- and honestly this give the kid a chance to be confident in their skills and also lets Belphie not do as much work to keep the conversation alive so win-win

As you can probably guess, is definitely in charge of enforcing nap time… by napping with the kids-- gotta learn by example right?

There are probably mats that the kids lie on but whenever Belphie lies in the middle of them, they all end up rolling and curling near his side; when he wakes up he’s always surrounded by a sea of kids and he’s so confused and he can’t move unless you wake up the kids for him

The most efficient babysitter out of all of them because efficiency means less effort and time taken to change a diaper, clean up a spill, or wipe a kid’s nose

Doesn’t understand why the kids keep wanting to interact with him but he’ll always indulge them in the end regardless of his nonchalant attitude

He actually finds a lot of them endearing when they talk about the things they like to do and about their daily life because it’s always interesting to learn about their perspective on things

When it’s creativity hour, the kids like asking him to doodle something on their paper (it can be a small chibi or caricature or just some animal) and it always makes them super happy; you watch him crack a smile as he sees the kids try to copy his drawing right next to it

If any of them are interested in stars, will gently show them the constellations in books and watch as they fascinate over them as he did before

#obey me #obey me headcanons #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #School Babysitters #last post for the day #i need to focus on hw HAHAHA #very indulgent hcs

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