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[devildomwriter]

The Brothers When MC is Angry

Accurate representation of MC’s threat level vs size

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[notcreative360]

I have a feeling that MC, and Solomon would mess with the demons, and probably the angels too by saying "It's a human thing, you wouldn't understand" like a teenager that feels misunderstood lol.

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Lucifer: So, you have something called "cute aggression" which is what makes you passive aggressive when cuddling with something you find cute?

MC: Yes. It's a human thing, you demons could never understand.

Lucifer: ..I'm gonna kill Solomon for making you like this.

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[potol0ver]

Omg I got a silly Obey Me idea

Deaf MC where they’re doing their chores and one of the brothers (most likely mammon) forgets their deaf and he speaks to get their attention. Obviously it doesn’t and he continues speaking and more and more he’s starting to get worried and CONVINCED MC is giving him the silent treatment.

Then wanders in Levi and is laughing at how MC is “giving mammon the silent treatment” and his forgetful ass forgets MC is deaf to and talks to them to, then going down the same “MC is mad at me” spiral as Mammon.

One thing leads to another and everyone is behind MC, some trying to figure out why MC is mad, some begging MC from behind them to just speak already.

Of course Deaf MC is blissfully unaware and focused on their chore, soon enough they turn around and get whiplashed by the chaos that’s happening. After realizing what’s happening they laugh and sign “I’m deaf” with a hand gesture of sass, like “how could you forget???”

Needless to say MC won’t forget this and won’t let them live it down

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[squishe-fiasco]

Barbatos: Lucifer hurry up! What do you think Lord Diavolo is paying you for?

Lucifer: He doesn't pay me. We don't even exist.

Lucifer: We are just 2D character versions of biblical figures in a Japanese otome game.

Barbatos: One more crack like that, and you're outta here!

Lucifer: No, please, I have six brothers!

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[sideblogforhitgameobeyme]

Obey me merchandise has be doing math willingly I think I've gone too far into the silly moment

#for context i have dyscalculia #however you spell it idk #for the people who dont know that literally means my brain struggles to comprehend numbers #as a result i hate math with a passion #anyways #obey me nb #obey me nightbringer #obey me #obey me shall we date #omswd #omnb #obey me shit post #kind of #obey me shitpost

[princessozera]

DDD Chats

Composed from my discord/phone messages

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[leondanteart]

Every time I see these tiktoks, it vaguely reminds me of Levi 💀💀 here's my shitpost

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[aeden-two]

satan, obey me!

do i know how to draw this angle? nah but like look it’s him. with cat ears 8) can’t lie, satan is probably my favourite brother v_v how about you?

also 8) i do take drawing requests/suggestions for obey me :) so drop a line if you’re so inclined :D

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[l3viat8an]

MC: How much do you love me?

Beel: a lot.

MC: On a scale from 0 to burgers?

Beel:*leaning down to kiss MC* Burgers. With bacon!

MC:*smiling and kissing Beel back* You're the one ❤︎

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[devildomwriter]

He’s so stupid I love him

#he’s literally such a big idiot I love him so much #obey me diavolo #funny obey me #omswd diavolo #obey me shit post #obey me shall we date #om diavolo

[notcreative360]

So I can do this thing where I can high pitch my voice, and make it sound like a little ghost girl from horror movies. It's not something that special, but I do like to use it once in a while to scare my sister. But then I thought "What if MC also did it randomly to scare the demon brothers, especially Mammon since he scares easily?".

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Mammon: *Casually strolling through the hallways of the house of lamentation whistling.*

MC: *Hiding around the corner and uses the little ghost girl voice* Hello, Mammon.. wanna pla-

Mammon: AAHHHH

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[potol0ver]

I feel like the Obey me boys would have the same humor as Smosh- I swear I have seen some of their bits and it would fit Mammon, Levi, Asmo, etc. PERFECTLY

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[pseudonymphomania]

Reverse Bunny: Levi

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[theshitpostcalligrapher]

god etsy is such an on fire trash can but it has a bunch of shipping presets that are difficult to migrate so i guess we'll do it this way

so anyways there's a glitch where sometimes it forces you to buy a shipping label in order to close out DIGITAL purchases which is fucking insane to me.

So I've pulled the only other cross stitch pattern off of it and made it a pay-what-you-want on kofi

I've also uploaded the other MASSIVE pattern onto ko-fi bc why not

It's a fairly obscure monster road trip reference but I'll be real it holds it's own perfectly fine as a fun pattern to have around the house for your average weirdo

both of these are basically free since ko-fi allows you a pay what you like option

If they had canada post shipping label pre-sets and a robust dms-to-custom-commission-listing system I would migrate in a heartbeat but ALAS

#ughghghghghhhhhhhhh it actively sucks so bad #like i've been aware how broken it is since TWENTY EIGHTEEN #bc i've had to lightly fudge shipping information since then #they have a dogshit stupid thing where they don't allow you to have any packages thinner than 9cm in width #which is unbelieveably dumb bc how on earth would canada post be shipping those thin tube-like boxes #when i alerted etsy their shit is broken they kept giving me 'nooooo this is canada post regulations you must obey those!' #and when i went to canada post they were like 'yeah just fudge the numbers' #you're in deep shit if you ship things and they're BIGGER or HEAVIER than you paid for but if it's a little smaller than on paper #then no one cares

[princessozera]

Basically their relationship in the first 5 chapters.

Sailor moon edit, original under cut:

#tried to find the screenshots of that one thing you know #'HAHA WHAT KIND OF LOSER AGREED TO A PACK WITH THE HUMAN?' 'Its you this happened like yesterday' #but its 4am and im tireeedd #g' night! #obey me shit post #obey me sheep mc #obey me sheep #obey me mammon #om meme #obey me shall we date #obey me #omswd mammon

[leondanteart]

Doodling a better Like A Dame. This model has the perfect vibe for Lucifer. Pantsuit Bad Bitch Lucifer

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