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#i just i don’t know im gonna miss this professor so much
robertsbarbie · 28 days
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my professor said something today i’m gonna think about for the rest of my life and it was that i am really good at talking about my work, the choices that go behind it, and everytime i give a presentation all of my decisions make sense and i come across as very confident. he said it’s a skill that few young designers have and that it’s something to be proud of and i just there is something about that that is such a relief that i have never felt before
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itadodori · 3 months
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professor!gojo who could sense your jealousy every time he had a conversation with his coworker, utahime. the type of man gojo was, he’d do it on purpose. just to see if he could get a rise out of you. sadly.. his plans always worked. every single time you saw the two of them talking the only thing you wanted to do was smack both of them, but you couldn’t.
your relationship with him had to remain a secret or you’d be kicked out of uni, and he’d loose his job. that’s the reason gojo loved ticking you off so much.. he knew there was nothing you could do about it.
well.. he may have forgotten the fact that you were one petty woman. you were sick of gojo’s little mind games so you thought why not play along? maybe this would get him to stop toying around with you.
all it took was for you to say one word to professor toji, who was at the top of gojo’s most hated list. when he saw you in toji’s class after hours giggling and wearing that short ass skirt of yours.. he lost it.
toji fushiguro? did you really have to go that low?
“quit the cryin’ already. you did this to yourself.” gojo had you bent over his lap— ass in the air as he delivered a stinging slap.
he’s been at this for hours. you lost count of how many times he spanked your ass, but from the excruciating pain on both your cheeks.. you’d say about over 20 times.
“’m sorry baby.. but you made me mad!” you croaked, hands quickly flying to his as he tried to deliver another smack.
but of course.. he was gojo. so you couldn’t hold him off for too long.
“grab my hand again and im gonna start spanking that pretty little pussy instead..” he found himself slipping his fingers through your folds— toying with your throbbing clit. “would you like that, baby? hmm?”
he wasted no time slipping his fingers into you, yanking your hair in the process, forcing you to look at him.
“who’s pussy is this? better answer me before i get upset pretty girl.”
“y..yours- aw fuck! it’s all yours daddy!” you didn’t notice it at first, but from the position he forced you in, you had a clear view of his neck.
the black ink was too hard to miss. your name, in big bold letters was tattooed on the side of his neck. anyone that walked passed him would see it if they looked close enough. he’d have to hide it during work.
“oh.. you like my new tattoo mama?” gojo chuckled lowly— sliding his fingers out of you just to slam them back in a second later. “i got it just for you.. so everyone can know who i belong to.”
those words alone made your pussy flutter, and you couldn’t stop yourself from getting tighter around his thick fingers.
“g..gojo please.”
he completely ignored your cries as he watched your pussy suck his fingers in, mesmerized by the sight. right now any sense of logic he once had was gone, and the only thing he was focused on was drilling it into your dumb little head that you were his.
“but don’t worry baby.. daddy’s got some other ways to prove his loyalty to you.” you had no clue what he could be hinting towards— nor did you care. right now your body was too overstimulated to think straight.
“maybe i should put some babies in this cute lil tummy.. let everyone know you’re my wife?”
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mountainficss · 4 months
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STAWPPP 🦈 ANON HERE .. THE FIC WAS TOO GOOD😭😭😭 DAMN U KNOW HOW TO WRITE. anyways im back for more cuz omggg I SAW THIS LIKE REALLY WOWOWOW PHOTO OF WONWOO like w/ his hair wet and stuff and GWOWODODOD DAMN (https://pin.it/3hCKDB7wu) just thinking abt how shower sex with wonwoo would be, ugh thanks again 4 answering, I always get so anxious writing these !! ^_^
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OH MY??? jeon wonwoo…ugh he’s so pretty…
ALSO I MISSED U 🦈 ANON I’M SO GLAD YOU LIKED THE JOSHUA FIC <333 i’m so sorry i take forever to respond these days. these professors must really want me to stay busy with all this work they’re giving smh. ALSO PLEASE DON’T BE ANXIOUS I LOVE HEARING FROM YOU ALL <333
omg shower sex with wonwoo would be so sweet. after a long day it’s what both of you would need. maybe work is rough on the both of you or you just want to spend some quality time together. either way shower sex is the perfect way to wind down! he’d slide in the shower with you, the water soaking his hair and causing little droplets to run down his pretty face. would pull your body to his chest and press sweet little kisses to your neck from behind, licking and sucking on the skin lovingly <3 he’d stick two fingers inside your heat, fucking you slowly and stretching you out so you can take him better ;( no matter what wonwoo always takes the time to prep you, he never wants it to be painful for you (and i just know he’s got that dumb dick so it’s gonna hurt more if he doesn’t prep—). he’d pull his fingers out, licking them clean as he guides his length to your hole. he’d push in slowly, one hand gripping your hip while the other snakes around to knead your chest. and while you adjust to the stretch he’d be whispering the sweetest praises in your ear about how you look so pretty for him and how his cock was made for only you </3 the steam from the shower and the feeling of wonwoo filling you up so well would make you lightheaded, already feeling cock-drunk despite him barely even fucking you ;( he’d thrust gently at first, checking constantly to make sure he wasn’t hurting you. you’d have to practically beg him to go faster because he’s always so worried about you </3 but then his thrusts would gradually speed up, the sound of skin colliding and the shower running echoing through the bathroom. he’d let out the lewdest whines and whimpers next to your ear, licking up your neck and pressing a small kiss to your jawline. he’d pull your body as close as physically possible and wrap his arms around your torso, your back pressed against his chest so closely you can feel his heart hammering ;( you’d push your hands against the foggy glass to steady yourself, leaving smudged hand prints as wonwoo drills into you. it wouldn’t take you long to finish with how desperately he was fucking you, the sound of wet skin and wonwoo’s sweet moans sending you over the edge. he’d reach a hand down to rub circles on your clit as you cum, feeling you jolt against him. he’d cum inside you as your walls tighten around him, continuing to rub your clit through his orgasm </3 his moans would be so pretty as he fucks his cum deep into your hole. your legs would wobble, feeling weak as you both struggle to catch your breath in the steamy shower. he’d be panting as he pulls out, reaching two fingers down to your hole to fuck his cum back inside ;(
you’d both be so tired but wonwoo would still take the time to clean you up, lathering your hair in shampoo and gently massaging it into your scalp. you’d lean against him, your eyes fluttering closed as you feel wonwoo’s fingers in your hair and listen to the sound of the warm water raining down on the both of you </3333 god i love wonwoo so much
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prodshima · 11 months
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love languages (two) 𖤐
warnings: signs of mental instability (?), idk but that's about it, it's all just fluff <3 tell me if i missed anything :)
characters: kuroo & hajime
notes: in honor of me turning seventeen today, here is the part two of love languages! <3 i hope im not too rusty crusty haha :D!
-> click here for: [ part one ]
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kuroo tetsuro - acts of service
kuroo tetsuro is a man who never fails to reach the book men level of standard.
you think that maybe he’s not actually real and some kind of illusion, because how could be a man be so perfect?
well, apparently he is and you must’ve saved multiple planets because for whatever reason— he’s your boyfriend in this universe.
“baby? i brought you your favorite coffee and some pastries” the said man says as he pushes the bedroom door open
you quickly turn around to the sweet voice of your boyfriend, he’s wearing the biggest grin on his face that reciprocates yours while holding up your favorite coffee in his hand and bread on the other
just like a child when they’re given their favorite stash of candy.
“matcha latte?” you scramble away from your where you’re sat in to where he is, kicking away the scattered tissue boxes and paper bags
kuroo chuckles, pecking your forehead lightly “mhm, you got it, baby. you feeling better now?”
you nod, “uh uh, i’m doing okay now, just doing my physics assignments to catch up for tomorrow and i still have some cleaning to do… i think im gonna get sick again if i don’t”
sounds of laughter fills up the room as the both of you glance around the room, looking at each other again with a scrunch
“i’ll help you clean up and don’t overwork yourself, okay? don’t wanna see my baby getting sick again” kuroo laughs as he pinches your cheek before moving to sit on your bed, reaching into his bag
“oh and here’s your physics and maths notes, baby, i figured i could use my vacants to attend a couple of your missed classes” sounds of rustling follows as he hands you neatly highlighted papers
your mouth drops open in shock
just the thought that your boyfriend chose to spend his free time writing notes for his sick partner and listened to professors ramble for god knows how long instead of enjoying his once-in-a-lifetime rest hours
kuroo knows how much you struggle with these classes, not to mention that you’ve missed a couple days because of how sick you got.
“god, you didn’t have to do all that but thank you so much, tetsu, i love you a lot” you snake your hands around his neck to pull him down, kissing his lips
“well i got my reward, didn’t i?”
he smirks
sneaky little shit.
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iwaizumi hajime - words of affirmation
it’s one of those days again.
those days where your ugly thoughts are winning over you and swallowing you whole, leaving you in a state of insecurity about yourself and your relationship with other people
it’s crazy how doubt can take over those positive thoughts you’ve tried to build over the months, only for it to be ruined by some evil monster inside your head that’s so against seeing you happy— there’s only so much you can do and you hate to think that it has succeeded.
but then iwaizumi hajime is always there to protect you.
he becomes your personal shield from all those monsters with just his words, his words that have seems to always save you from getting those thoughts into your head
-
“darling, is there something wrong?” hajime asks, his hand coming up to caress your cheek, worry evident on his face
how come he always knows even when you don’t say anything?
you wonder how, when it’s actually the silence that concerns him, he knows that you love making small talks with him just as he loves hearing your voice when you ramble about your day
it has become a part of your routine at this point, whether it's about your annoying professors, how you almost tripped over something, and even just about a cute dog you saw for two seconds on the street
and he's also powerhouse setter for god's sake, he's always perceptive and is quick when it comes to body languages and whatever happens around him
“it’s nothing, haj, i'm fine. just a little bit tired from school.” you whisper as you tiptoe to give him a kiss but instead, a gasp is forced out of you as he carries you bridal style into to the bedroom
hajime kicks through the door, still rubbing circles on your leg. he knows you're not feeling good and just don't wanna be a "hindrance", but to him, nothing and no one is more important than you
and you know this, but those ugly thoughts just disagrees and wants you to be miserable about every little thing. you hate that no matter what you do, they still manage push their way in and ruin your day
hajimes kisses your forehead and the tip of your nose lightly, "i don't wanna force you to talk about it if you're not ready just yet but remember that i'm all ears, okay? i love you so much, baby, you're perfect for me, always and whatever's bothering you is our problem, mhm?"
he must be an angel— you think, he's always patient with you and doesn't belittle you for having your moments of weaknesses that he says is a disguise of strength and that you being there with him despite everything makes you one of the bravest people out there
perhaps, he is — and you're one lucky person to be able to call him yours.
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louloulemons-posts · 5 months
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The Criminal And The Princess II
Grumpy!College!Eddie X Sunshine!Skater!Reader
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Summary : Edens dad is pushing her to breaking point, but when Steve Harrington suggests going to a gig, they stumble upon who she never thought she’d see.
Word Count : 2k
Warnings : not much eddie (i’m sorry), shitty parents, once again talk of eating, girlhood, nancy is sad, swearing, billy hargrove.
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“Again!”
“Dad I have to go I have class,” I sighed, skating towards him. “Regionals are coming up how are you expecting to win if you’re still so sloppy?” he snapped at me.
“Maybe I don’t want to win! Maybe I don’t even wanna go to fucking regionals!”
“Don’t you dare talk to me like that!”
“I’m telling you the truth!”
“Your mother-“ I didn’t give him the chance to finish, “I’m not mom!”
With a deep breath, i spoke calmly, “I know you miss her, god dad I do too, but me skating, won’t bring her back.” The man who I love so dearly didn’t say a word, his dark eyes stern. “Just go Eden.”
“Dad-“
“And don’t worry about dinner on Friday.”
“Dad come on-“
“You need to lose the weight anyways.” I sucked in a breath, but said nothing more as I watched the greying man walk up the stairs and slamming the door to his office.
Rubbing my hand to my face I sat down on the cold plastic bench, taking off my skates and replacing them with my trainers. Throwing my oversized hoodie on, I headed out of the rink and to my car.
“E!” a voice called out.
“Harrington,” I replied, as the brunette jogged over the parking lot to me. “Hey- woah you look like shit!”
“Yeah 4:30 starts will do that to a girl,” I shrugged, throwing my bag in the back.
“Sorry that was rude of me,” he said, but I brushed him off with a smile. “What can I do for you Stevie boy?”
“So my friend has gig after the match on Friday, I was wondering if you wanted to come? Obviously I’ve invited the rest of the gang.”
“Did you really just say gang?”
“Yeah, I regret it, shut up. Do you wanna come?”
“I have training the next-“ my brows furrowed, dad’s words echoing in my head, “You know what, yeah it sounds fun.
“Great, I’m gonna text Robin all the details so, I’ll see you around.”
“See you.”
Well that was something to look forward too.
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Sat in class the professor droned on and on, Vickie was almost asleep besides me. I felt my phone buzz in pocket, taking it out I saw a message from Robin.
Robs : soooo a little dingus said you’re coming to a certain gig this friday? 👀
E : figured it was time i had some fun
E : lets be honest its a rare occasion
Robs : im actually so excited for this!!!!!
E : yeah me too, and you’re gonna be extra excited when i tell you who else is coming 😚
Putting my phone down on my notebook I nudged Vickie. “Hm,” she said rubbing her eyes, then brushed an auburn curl from her face.
“Sorry did I fall asleep?” I huffed a laugh,
“A little, but that’s not why I’m waking you. Are you free Friday?”
“I think so yeah, what’s up?”
“Wanna come to a gig?”
“Who’s gig?”
“Not sure yet, but me and a few friends are going, Nancy, Steve, oh and you know Robin right?”
“R-robin?” she stuttered.
“Yeah! I could text you the details, it’d be nice to hang out when we’re not studying.”
She nodded, cheeks flushed slightly, “Yeah cool, just text me.” I returned the nod, picking my phone back up.
Robs : who???
Robs : ????
Robs : did you die???
E : lmao no very much alive
Robs : who’s coming???
E : Vickie
Robs : …
E : love youuuuuu 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
Robs : EDEN I SWEAR TOENDJSKSJSKSJJDJD
With a laugh I put my phone away and attempted to focus on this mind numbing lecture.
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Friday rolled around really quickly, people were so ready for the weekend already. Who knew summer break would be missed already.
“I’m still not over the fact your dad said that to you?” Nancy said, whilst taming her curls.
“It’s fine, it’s not like it’s out of the ordinary.”
“Are you sure I can’t kick him in the throat?”
“I really don’t wanna have to bail you out of jail Robs.”
She hummed, “Yeah that’s true, would not look good for my future.”
“Dads are so shit!” Nancy exclaimed out of nowhere. “Nance-“ I began.
“No! I Robins dad walked out, your dad bullies you and my dad acts like I don’t fucking exist. Why do these men have kids and then treat them like trash?”
The girl was flinging her arms around like crazy, huffing angrily. “Nance, but the hairbrush down you’ll hurt yourself,” Robin said. The girl placed it to the floor, kneeling down behind her, I met her gaze in the mirror.
“What happened?” I asked. She looked at me with glassy eyes. “Mom called, yesterday she was going out to that meal, you know the one for her friends birthday?”
Me and Robin both gave her affirming nods, “Well Mike was working a shift at the record store and dad was picking Holly up from school,” she let out a shaky breath.
“It’s okay,” I said, hugging her from behind, resting my chin on her shoulder. “He forgot her, was sat at home watching a game. She was there for hours, when Mike came home he found him passed out on the couch.”
“Is Holly okay?” Robin asked, sliding off Nancys bed and down next to us. The brunette nodded, “Yeah, a teacher stayed with her and Mike went to get her. Mom got so mad and then you know what he said?”
I rubbed her shoulder, and Robin squeezed her hand. “He said, ‘Oh Nancy was supposed to get her,’” she choked on a sob, “He didn’t even know I was gone!”
“Oh Nance,” I said, pulling her back to hug me, Robin went to her front, wrapping her arms around us both. “Dads are the worst,” Robs said. “They really are!” I agreed.
“I swear Jonathan, Will and El are the only ones who got a decent one!” Robin laughed. “H-Hoppers a good man,” Nancy sniffled.
“You know what we’re gonna do tonight?” I asked pulling away from the hug, going to face Nancy, I wiped the tears from her face.
“What?” she asked.
“We’re gonna go to that game and cheer on our guy Harrington! And then, we’re gonna go to that gig and drink and dance and celebrate the badass women who raised us!”
“That sounds like the best plan,” Robin smiled, “You up for it Nance?”
“Yeah! Let’s go celebrate our moms.”
“And also get Robin a girlfriend!”
Me and Nancy laughed as Robin fell back, groaning into her hands. “What about you? You got your eye on anyone?” Nancy asked, cleaning up her tear stained face.
“Nah.”
“Oh come on E!”
“Seriously there’s nobody,” I laughed. “Plus I’m happy enough being wingwoman, I mean you and Johnny are getting to 2 years now?”
“Yeah,” the girl couldn’t hide her smile, “Speaking of, he’ll be here soon so, get ready!” She shooed us out of her room with a laugh.
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“Come on Harrington!” I cheered, jumping up and down. The game was almost over and our guys were down 6 points. Jonathans friend Argyle let out a loud whoop as the puck hit the back of the net.
“Let’s go dingus!” Robin shouted. I looked up from the ice briefly, my eyes meeting my fathers. His face looked like its normal stern self, but he looked sad?
I know I shouldn’t have yelled at him, specially not about mom, but god he shouldn’t have said the things he did either.
Suddenly I felt arms wrapped around me and the siren went, signalling the game was over. “We won!” Robin screamed. I looked at the score board, we were up by 2 points.
With a smile, I put my arms around the girl, giving her a squeeze. Leaning over the side of the seats, Steve walked past, “Go on Harrington!” we all cheered for him, making him smile bashfully.
“I’ll meet you guys after,” he said walking away. “No cheers for me Eden?” a vile voice came. “In your dreams Hargrove.”
“Oh they’re more than cheers in the dreams gorgeous.”
“Gross, “Robin said from behind me.
“You okay Benny?” Jonathan asked. Benny was a nickname he’d decided on when we were in kindergarten, apparently Eden was a weird name, but I thought Johnathan was too old so,” All good Johnny.”
The rink soon cleared out and we decided to wait by our cars for Steve. “Eden,” a deep voice called from behind. Dad was stood at the end of the hallway, Robin held my hand, Nancy appearing on the other side.
“It’s okay, I’ll catch up,” I said, walking towards the man. “What’s up?” I asked.
“I … I just wanted to apolo-“ he was cut off when the team of hollering boys ran by, Steve being one of them.
“Coach Bennett,” the boy smiled, swinging his arm over my shoulder. “Steve, good match,” the man offered him a smile, I hadn’t had one of those in a long time.
“Sorry I interrupted,” Steve spoke.
“It’s okay, what did you want to say dad?”
“Take a break this weekend, no training, but I expect you to do a morning and evening practice on Monday. Yrene is back from maternity leave so she’ll be training you.”
I sighed, but spoke through gritted teeth, “Great, thanks dad.” I turned to Steve, “Let’s go,” almost dragging the boy down the hall.
“We could get lunch on Sunday?” My dad called after me.
“What?”
“Lunch. I know dinner isn’t an option tonight, go have fun. Let me know if you’re free Sunday.” I gave him a nod, before I did drag Steve down the hall.
“That was weird,” he said when we got out into the fresh hair, you could feel that autumn was rolling around fast. “I know, who knew that Ethan Bennett wasn’t always an ass,” I said.
“Everything okay?” Nancy asked as we headed to the car. “Yeah all good, now let’s go!”
“What’s the name of the band your friends in again?” Jonathan asked.
“Corroded Coffin, and I gave you the address right?” Jonathan nodded, consuming, “The hideout right?”
“Yeah that’s the one, E does that friend of yours need a ride?”
I felt Robin go stiff beside me, “Vickie? Nah she’s being dropped off by her brother.”
“Cool, let’s go then!”
“I swear I’m gonna kill you,” Robin muttered. “What was that?” She gave me a sickly sweet smile, linking our arms, “Nothing!”
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The bar known as The Hideout was packed, I recognised some faces from college, everyone was here to have a good time. Onto your second drink, I smiled as I saw a familiar redhead.
“Vickie!” I called out.
“Hey,” she smiled, making her way through a crowd of people. “Come and meet the guys.” Taking her hand I led her over to my friends.
“Everyone!” I shouted to get their attention, “This is Vickie, we’re in history together.”
She raised a hand, offering a smile to them. “Vickie this is Steve, Nancy, Jonathan,” he cringed when I said his name,” Argyle and you know Robin.”
“Yeah, hi,” she smiled.
“Hey um … can I get you a drink?”
“Uh yeah sure, cool.” Oh my god they were so cute. When the pair walked away me and Nancy squealed.
“Alright folks we have our next act of the evening for you, give it up for Indianas own, Corroded Coffin!” A man shouted into the mic.
The five of us walked into the crowd getting to the front, standing by the stage, I was excited to see Steve’s buddy.
Out walked 3 boys, one sitting behind the drum set and the others picking up guitars. Taking a sip of my drink, I regretted it right away, almost choking when I saw the final member walk out on stage.
“Holy shit!” I exclaimed.
“Good evening Indiana!” he shouted. He looked so different, so alive, his curls falling down his back, freely allowed to do so. His dark eyes shining with mischief and joy.
“We’re Corroded Coffin and we’re here to rock your world for the next hour or so! Are! You! Ready!”
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They meet again 👀
This part was mainly me healing the parental issues in stranger things with friendship lmao.
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aanoia · 9 months
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So I love speak now (Taylor’s verison) and like I was lowkey hopping for you to do a better than revenge (Taylor’s version) for Sirius black/James potter x reader please?
HII THANK YOU FOR THE REQUEST so so sorry it took me a few days to get out, I hope you like it
Better Than Revenge
Sirius Black x reader words; 2,380 warnings; cheating, fake blood, reader is kinda a dick but its deserved ig uhhh idk how i feel about this fic, so give me some feeback please (if it's not the usual i provide please tell me so I can figure out what's wrong) but IM BACKK i stopped writing for a few days because I've had so much going on lately. I hope you guys enjoy though I know that as I wrote the first part of this yesterday there was something I wanted to mention up here but I can't remember so if something doesn't make sense than ig that's it also yall im so drained and overhwelmed right now so the stories will be coming out slower (they are what make me feel better, so i want to do im not gonna force myself too, they'll just take a bit longer to create) if you love a song, the marauders era, and my writing, request a song fic and your wish shall be my command. enjoy my loves
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Now go stand in the corner and think about what you did
Ha
Ha-ha, time for a little revenge
The story starts when it was hot, and it was summer, and
I had it all, I had him right there where I wanted him
I smiled happily as I walked onto platform 9 ¾, hand in hand with my boyfriend, Sirius Black. The group had hung out this summer and Sirius had finally asked me out. After what felt like a lifetime of waiting, he was finally mine. And only mine. At least, that’s the impression I received.
We greeted our friends we hadn’t seen since the year ended, and I didn’t fail to notice the way Sirius dropped my hand to tightly hug a blonde I had never met. I narrowed my eyes slightly, and it seemed James had the same idea as we shared a weird look. 
She came along, got him alone, and let's hear the applause
She took him faster than you could say "sabotage"
I ran into the Gryffindor common room, shock filling my veins as the painting slammed shut behind me. I stood in the entrance silently, mouth open and eyes focused on a piece of thread which was unraveling from a pillow on the ground.
“Y/n?” Remus asked as he, James, and Peter all walked over to figure out what was going on. 
“What happened?” Peter asked, scratching his arm lightly.
I looked at James and shook my head, tears threatening to spill. His posture deflated in defeat as his eyes widened.
“He didn’t? Did he?” 
“Who did what?” Remus asked, looking back and forth between James and I as the door flew open.
“Y/n-”
“Don’t.” James cut him off, gently pulling me to the side and stepping in between us. “Just don’t.”
I never saw it coming, wouldn't have suspected it
I underestimated just who I was dealing with (oh)
She had to know the pain was beating on me like a drum
She underestimated just who she was stealing from
“I’m not just gonna let her slut around and steal my boyfriend, James.” I explained and he shook his head. 
He sent me a teasing smile, “Whatever happened to girls supporting girls?”
I rolled my eyes, “Nothing. It’s girls supporting girls. Not girls supporting whores.”
“What has that man done to you?” Remus asked, shaking his head.
“He’s broken me, duh. And I’m gonna show both of them not to break things that aren’t theirs.”
She's not a saint, and she's not what you think
She's an actress, whoa
“So, Miss Standley, could you show us your potion?” The potions professor asked and the blonde nodded and stood up.
I winked at James as she began explaining what she did, he rolled his eyes, “So first, I put in diced Mandrake, and it has to be diced because if you just slic-” She was cut off by a yelp as her potion exploded in her face, the green goo covering her entire body. The entire class laughed as I silently slid my wand back into my pockets, missing the glare Sirius sent my way.
The girl ran out of the classroom, Sirius following after her, but not before making sure I saw the glare he sent my way. I smiled with a laugh, simply waving my hand and winking at the boy as he passed by.
He was a moth to the flame
She was holding the matches, whoa
“She what?” I asked Remus with wide eyes and he groaned.
“Don’t be so loud.” He pleaded, looking around to make sure no one heard him.
“She kissed you?”
“Yes.”
“And he breath tastes like garlic?”
“I’m gonna kill you.”
I shrugged with a smile, “At least we know she isn’t a vampire.”
Soon she's gonna find stealing other people's toys
On the playground won't make you many friends
She should keep in mind, she should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge (revenge), ha
“What are you doing now, Y/n?” Peter asked, causing Remus to look up from his book mid bite and James, who had his arm around Lily, to look over.
I smirked as I watched Sirius and Dolores together, and it only widened as she picked up her goblet to take a drink. I silently mutter an incantation to make her pumpkin juice turn to rum, causing yet another explosion and black soot to darken her face and hair. James and Peter bit back laughs as I sat proudly, arms crossed as people once again laughed at her. Remus just rolled his eyes and continued reading, only slightly finding this situation amusing. 
She looks at life like it's a party, and she's on the list
She looks at me like I'm a trend, and she's so over it
I think her ever-present frown is a little troubling, and
She thinks I'm psycho, 'cause I like to rhyme her name with things
I once again smiled proudly as people wore buttons around the school, telling people to vote Y/n L/n as Gryffindor prefect. 
I looked up from the small Bowtruckle I had found on a tree as a shriek filled the hall. The Bowtruckle crawled under my sleeve in fear of the annoying sound. Before I could stop myself, I laughed loudly as I saw Dolores fuming over what the buttons turned into when she came near them, Sirius stood beside her, trying to calm her down. Dolores Clitoris (horrible rhyme but it’s the best I got).
Her head snapped towards me, her face became unbelievably red, a vein popping out of her neck as she stormed over, Sirius trailing behind her like a lost puppy.
“You!” She screeched, pointing her finger at me as she fumbled to get her wand. In a moment, she put her wand up only to be met with mine already in her face.
I grinned, “Better think about your next move here, sweetheart. I’ve won against you in duels for DADA multiple times.”
She glared heavily, “Yeah well, you’re just a jealous bitch who couldn’t keep a boyfriend.”
I fake pouted at her, “Awh, you’re so cute. You enjoy your little puppy, I must be off.” I said, stepping to the side and grabbing my bag. As I walked away I paused and turned back around. “Oh, and, you were barely a hard component in getting prefect. I would have rathered some competition, but we both know what you did to them.” I smiled and she looked at me in shock. “Yeah, that’s right, I know what you did.”
But sophistication isn't what you wear or who you know
Or pushing people down to get you where you wanna go
They didn't teach you that in prep school, so it's up to me
But no amount of vintage dresses gives you dignity (think about what you did)
“Peter, what the hell happened?” I asked as I burst through the infirmary doors. 
“Y/n, chill out.” James said immediately.
“Was it her?” I asked quietly and he nodded. I looked at Peter in sympathy, knowing she did it only to get back at me.
“Don’t you worry though. She looks worse.” Remus added and Peter smiled at me. I quicked my brow as my eyes wandered to Dolores on the bed, a small cut on her eyebrow as her eye area puffed up largely.
I rubbed Peter's shoulder excitedly, “I’m so proud. I feel like a proud mother.”
She's not a saint, and she's not what you think
She's an actress, whoa
He was a moth to the flame
She was holding the matches, whoa
“No, he can’t know.” I heard a familiar voice whisper and I looked up from my potions essay.
“Dolores, I don’t like sneaking around with you. It’s risky.” Another voice said from behind the bookshelf.
“Baby, I’ll break up with him soon. Don’t worry. Just don’t leave me.” She whispered again and my eyes widened. Why am I not surprised?
Soon she's gonna find stealing other people's toys
On the playground won't make you many friends
She should keep in mind, she should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge (ha-ha)
“I’m serious. She’s cheating on him, guys. I don’t know what to do.” I told the three boys as we sat in an empty classroom.
“I think it’s time we join you in your pranks.” James decided and I smiled.
“I haven’t heard a smarter thing come from your mouth, Potter.”
“Oh Godric, I’m in.” Remus said begrudgingly and Peter nodded with him, saying he was in too.
I'm just another thing for you to roll your eyes at, honey
You might have him, but haven't you heard?
“There you go, sweeties. You know what to do.” I said quietly as I set down a mama Niffler and her babies, the small group immediately filing through the cracked open dorm of Dolores’ room.
I gave James a thumbs up and he nodded, standing in front of the girls stairway as I also snuck into the room. I cringed as I heard the god awful singing of Dolores and carefully opened the bathroom door. I snatched her clothes and quietly muttered a spell which would turn her water into fake blood in five minutes. Which means I had to be quick. I threw the clothes into the bag I had put an enlargement spell on on the inside and went to her dresser before stuffing all her clothes in it. I locked her friend's dressers with a spell only I could undo and snuck back out after carefully setting the Nifflers - who had gained quite the collection of shineys - into the bag.
I made it out just in time as the moment the door clothes loud screams rang out. I ran down to James who was talking to an angry Sirius. Sirius took a moment to look between James, me, and the bag in my hand while he listened to his girlfriend's cries. I looked at him hard and simply shrugged before walking past him and sitting on the couch, thanking Peter for the Nifflers and Remus for the bag as loud footsteps came down the stairs. I sniggered as Sirius gently led Dolores up the stairs to the boys dormitory, the rest of the Common Room laughing at her crazed figure that was barely covered with a towel. Oh how much fun that was.
I'm just another thing for you to roll your eyes at, honey
You might have him, but I'll always get the last word
Whoa
(Come on, can you take it back?)
(Come on)
“You’ve got some real nerve.” A cold voice said and I jumped slightly, thinking I was alone in the common room. I looked up from my book to see Sirius glaring at me from the bottom of the boys stairs.
I laughed, “Do I?”
Sirius rolled his eyes and stepped forward, “Yeah, you do. You’re just a jealous prick.”
I snorted as I stood from my comfortable spot on the couch, “That’s not how you talk to a woman, Mr. Black.”
“I don’t care. You an arse to someone who doesn’t deserve it. Someone who's kind!”
I scoffed, “That girl is far from kind. You know it.”
“You don’t know her!” He said, raising his voice slightly.
“Yeah, well, you don’t know her either, Sirius!”
She's not a saint, and she's not what you think (no)
She's an actress, whoa (you know that you deserve it)
He was a moth to the flame
She was holding the matches, whoa
“And how the fuck would you know?” He fully yelled this time.
“Oh, I don’t know, man. Did you know she tried to kiss James?” 
Sirius scoffed, shaking his head, “You’re a liar.”
“Maybe. She also put Peter in the infirmary.”
“He gave her a black eye!”
“Because she attacked him, for fucks sake!”
“She said he attacked her and you put him up to it!” He yelled and I barely picked up the sound of footsteps scrambling down the stairs.
Soon she's gonna find stealing other people's toys
On the playground won't make you many friends
“And you’re going to believe her over your best fucking friend? I mean, you’re goddamn delusional, Sirius.”
“And you’re jealous!”
She should keep in mind, she should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge (ha-ha)
“Goddamnit, she’s fucking cheating on you! She’s cheating on you, and you fucking deserve it. And I hope you two know that I’m not fucking done. I will not stop until I’m satisfied.” (I will never be satisfied, he will never be satisfied!) I yelled and stormed past him, hitting my shoulder roughly against his and ignoring the soft calls of Remus and Peter as James went to Sirius.
Do you still feel like you know what you're doing?
'Cause I don't think you do, oh (no, no, no, no)
Do you still feel like you know what you're doing? (No)
I don't think you do, I don't think you do (come on), let's hear the applause
“So, David, is it?” I asked the boy as I sauntered up to him, my button up purposefully unbuttoned enough to see whatever cleavage I had. 
The boy looked me up and down with a smirk, “And to whom does it concern?”
I fake laughed loudly, jokingly pulling on his tie, “Me of course!” I said in a sickly sweet voice, cringing inside at myself.
“What do you need, beautiful?” He asked as the doors to the library opened, in the corner of my eyes I saw Sirius and Dolores walk hand in hand. Bingo.
Come show me how much better you are (feels so much better, yeah?)
See, you deserve some applause
'Cause you're so much better
“This.” I whispered and pulled him in by his shirt, smashing my lips. I smirked as a broken gasp filled the quiet area, barely opening an eye to see Dolores standing with tears filling her eyes, and Sirius looking confused. I closed my eyes, deepening the kiss as I raised my middle finger to the two. Paybacks a bitch.
She took him faster than you could say "sabotage"
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goblet of fire thoughts !!!
(my first watch as a marauders fan. spoilers obviously.)
writing my thoughts down bc i’m a Talker during movies and my family is not watching with me
barty <3 i’m trying not to lose it rn
this is the skin of a killer bella (i’ve never seen twilight)
lucius’ hair is so luscious
morsmordre is the coolest word ever idec
oooohhh cho chang (i hate her name so much fuck jkr)
isn’t it funny that ron has a crush on fleur and then she married ron’s brother
fred and george my pookies
eeeee moody (barty)
this is an age line 🤓
krumione is so funny to me
lowk do not like ron in this movie
HARRYDIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE
rita! if only this movie had quillkiller
knowing exactly what size a broom cupboard is is important for future writings
“my eyes aren’t glistening with the ghosts of my past”
sirius!!!!!
neville <3
i’m not an owl 🦉🤓😠
ron is so sirius 
i’m a draco girl im so sorry i can’t help myself he’s so fine
moody (barty) is so real i love him 
i never realized how far away the quidditch pitch is from hogwarts
trying to figure out how im gonna write this in the context of the marauders
krum is so
when dumbledore calls barty crouch sr ‘barty’ it messes with me so much
these mini dragons are so cutie
the way harry just destroyed part of the castle
brb memorizing the gryffindor common room layout
harry smiling at cho and then the pumpkin juice falls out of his mouth 😭😭😭
RON’S DRESS ROBES
love ginny
mcgonagall teaching dance lessons
fred and george are so sirius and james
i love neville so much i would happily go to the yule ball with him
ew snape boooo 🍅
harry 😭
RON 😭😭😭 “you know how i like it when they walk”
padma and pavarti’s outfits EAT
guys i know hermione’s dress in the book is blue but in the movie it HAS to be pink ok
MRS NORRIS HAS RED EYES?!
i used to have a crush on moaning myrtle
love neville
harry turning into a little half mermaid
my dad just walked in and said “that’s the dream” (turning into a half mermaid when you swim)
harry is so james for trying to save everyone
fred and george calling harry “moral fiber”
barty crouch sr and moody (barty) 😧
THE TRIAL SCENE AHHHH
“evan rosier is dead” 💔
rip frank and alice
“give me a wretched name! BARTY CROUCH…… junior”
barty is so fine ahhhhhh
the way he just flicks his tongue 😭
barty and sirius would’ve been best friends in azkaban
cassandra but it’s harry about his dreams
oh no this is the part where cedric dies
this movie reminds me of the cursed child because of That One Part
“periculum” red sparks remember that
“kill the spare” 💔
rip robert pattinson you will be missed
voldemort’s fetus body getting thrown in the cauldron 😭
why did they have to make wormtail so ugly like
tom riddle was a hottie why’d he have to turn into a snake man
brooo put your dogs away
voldy’s manicure eats lowkey
i forget how small the dark mark is on their arm
death eater outfits are so funky
lucius 😧
lily mention 💔
“i can touch you know” voldy he’s 14
ooooo duel
james ☹️ 
lily ☹️
his eyes really are glistening with the ghosts of his past
“i don’t think i said anything about a graveyard professor”
the trunk is cool
moody (barty) turning to barty We Are So Back
he’s so babygirl
the way barty just escaped azkaban and no one noticed 😭
you can tell dumbledore isn’t straight because he stands like [see picture below]
and it’s over 
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When You Weren’t Looking— pt. 11/?
PROFESSOR!OBI-WAN KENOBI x READER
PART 10
description: with obi-wan’s old love life resurfacing, anakin and padme council you about yours
warnings: language, mild spize, probably a lot of errors bc i stopped paying for grammarly premium lmao
a/n: HAHAHHA IM BACK LIKE I SAID. this can be considered a filler chapter ig, but i’ve actually had it written out for a while bc i wanted some padme and ani time but i never quite finished it so yeah
words: 2300
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“Hey, kiddo!” Anakin ruffled your hair before taking the seat opposite you in the campus coffee shop.
“Anakin we’re basically the same age,” you frowned in annoyance as you batted his hand away.
“Whatever you say,” he settled in, leaning back on the little wooden chair. You just rolled your eyes but couldn’t help the little smile you tried to hide by pressing your lips together. You always tried never to give your impish friend the satisfaction of making you laugh, but of course, you always slipped up.
“Haven’t talked to you in a while. Like, actually talked, you know?” true, you’d say hi in class and sometimes he would hang around and help Obi-Wan, which you didn’t know if you could even count since it’s literally his job. That was something everyone always seemed to forget, including him, and when he wasn’t in either of those two places or doing anything that wasn’t an absolute necessity, he was with Padme.
“Yeah, you’re always with Obi-Wan anyway.” you shifted in your seat ever so slightly at his probably flippant comment. probably.
“How’s Padmé?” you smirked. If he did know about you and Obi-Wan, two could play that game. But if he didn't, your question still held a fair amount of sincerity.
anakin’s mouth morphed into a lovesick grin. At least was one relationship the two of you could talk about quite freely. “She’s really good actually, a lot of the students she councils have been performing really well. Besides work stuff though, she misses you,”
“yeah, I wish I was talking to her instead right now too,”
“wow. so I should just leave then,” he twisted his upper body towards the door feigning that he would actually get up. you responded jokingly with a little goodbye wave to send him and his bluff on their way. He repositioned himself only a second after, giving up his joke as he had more to say, “Padme’s meeting me here actually so you’ll get to see her. But I can’t stay for long ‘cause I have to grade some papers by tomorrow, which especially sucks cause all the essays are shit anyway,”
“Anakin,” you scolded him.
“You’d say the same thing too if you read them!” He pointed his finger at you in an trademark Anakin exaggeration, “They’re literally the worst class I’ve ever had. I dread every time they turn in an assignment,”
“You’re not even that harsh of a grader either,” you responded, actually considering his words.
“I know! But I can’t make it not-shit,” he wasn’t exactly wrong. you laughed at the way he threw his hands up in exasperation. “That’s more Obi-Wan’s job. He’s more sage-y,” you chuckled a little at his description of your inamorato.
“You’ll get there—and I mean that as a compliment. You’re gonna get that degree and be a bad bitch,” you joked.
“I’m always a bad bitch, let's be real,” he rolled his eyes and smirked at the same time, sass oozing from his features.
“We are bad bitches,”
“I was here first,” he countered quickly.
“Yeah but I’m Obi-Wan’s—“ You stopped. You didn't even know where you were going, but it was definitely something that would give you and Obi away.
“His what?” His brow quirked, but something about his tone made the question seem a bit more like a challenge.
“Don’t know,” you leaned back, trying (and failing) to act natural, as though your lack of ability to maintain eye contact hadn’t given you away.
“Well, you should try and figure that out.” He continued, fairly casually to your surprise. “Not that it means much,” he hesitated, “but a woman he used to be involved with is visiting this week.” You still would’ve been more concerned with his possibly knowing about you and Obi having a relationship if he hadn’t also mentioned, wait, what was her name? Kryze? He saw a mix of indecipherable emotions manifest in your features. It was understandable. How were you supposed to feel about her coming back? But in the end he didn’t want you to be blindsided. After getting no verbal response, Anakin elaborated, trying not to sound so cautious, as that might have a reverse effect and make you scared, “she used to work here. She and obi-wan were pretty close.”
“What? Why would I care about Obi-Wan’s past relationships?” You said, but your voice was small.
“Because you do.” he said it like he was stating a fact.
you gave up trying to offer another excuse when Anakin gave you a pointed look. Yes, he definitely knew. But he wasn’t going to push you.
“it’s ok. Ferus already told me about her.” you sighed.
“ferus?” Anakin’s lip curled as he sat up in surprise.
“yeah. before I knew what a dick he was,”
“could’ve told you that from the start.” He huffed a laugh, “doesn’t change anything though, I just want to make sure you’re gonna be ok,” his lips straightened just a bit to show you his genuine concern.
before you could assure him, now in slight annoyance, Padme's light voice came through the door of the cafe.
“I didn’t know you’d be here!” she said, sweet as always.
“hope you’re not too disappointed,” you joked, your delight to see her painted on your face.
“oh please,” she rolled her eyes playfully. “i really am glad to see you, though,” she added as she slid into the chair next to Anakin. He hooked his hand underneath the lip on the bottom of her chair, dragging it so it was flush against his. Her cheeks were painted with a small blush at his little act of affection. You could see Obi doing the same. once Anakin had pulled Padme into a comfortable position with his arm around her, he went straight into getting her all caught up.
“I was telling her about Satine,” he said with more seriousness than you felt was necessary.
“I don't understand why you think I’d care,” you leaned your head down to massage your forehead in exasperation. you looked up when you felt a hand grab the free one you had placed on the table. Padme had reached over, showing, as usual, more tact and care than Anakin had.
“as two people in love,” she tilted her head slightly to her still technically unofficial boyfriend, who smiled wide, “we can recognize two others, especially with Obi-Wan. he’s different with you, in a good way,” she gave you a little smirk, leaning back.
“ok hold on, I don’t know about love,” you panicked as you processed her words. love? that scared you even more, and you didn’t need that right now,
“Obi-Wan cares for you, and he cares the same way most people love, that’s what we’re trying to say,” Anakin told you, earning a supportive smile from Padme. You couldn’t help it, her smile made its way into yours. The idea that he cared about you that much… And you trusted them enough to believe it. You couldn’t let Satine take that contentment and security away.
they can help.
A solid pause followed his words.
“Fine,” you said in resignation, “I’ll admit it,”
“aha!” Anakin pointed to you as though he had won, only for Padme to elbow him. you continued as he threw a hand in the air as though he could not possibly understand why she was scolding him.
“I’m worried about Satine. it only ended between them because she went away. there’s no real reason they shouldn’t be together again.” you let it all out, “and,” you exhaled, “I’m not enough. I’m just a kid.” you looked down at the confession of your insecurities.
“you’re not a fill-in.” Anakin responded firmly. “he’s known her since he was young, yeah,” he jerked his head nonchalantly, “but he’s not a kid now,” he put his hand flat on the table, yet again saying his words like fact. “He’s a big boy who takes his choices seriously and he’s not a dick to get with you while he’s still in love with another woman,” his eyes were still soft though, even as his firm tone continued to urge you to believe him. his words would’ve left you feeling a whole lot better, if only they stopped there. he ran a hand over his face and through his hair with a huff. “I can’t speak for Satine though.”
“what does that mean?” You frowned.
“it could mean anything,” he shrugged.
“Are you—“ you were about to hit this man.
“what Anakin is trying to say,” Padme recovered for him just on time, “is that Satine has been known to be…” her voice faded off while she searched for the words.
“harsh?” Anakin offered up.
“no I mean, I’ve never met her either, but, well, yes. she’s always been very stubborn, she doesn’t back down, in class and with the board.”
“oh,” your voice went a little quieter as you imagined the idea of her stubbornness somehow turning this into a battle over your Obi-Wan. well, your obi-wan for now.
“Hey, I’ve never seen him like this. I may have never met Satine, but I’ve known Obi-Wan for forever and I know that he’s never been like this.”
“Trust us, y/n. trust Obi-Wan. and more importantly, trust yourself. you know how he feels, and you know that you deserve those feelings.”
“I guess. i— I mean I’ll talk to him,” you sigh, looking put out, but you weren’t sad, just tired at the prospect of all this.
“Good,” Anakin said with a grin before snagging the pastry you had been too distracted to eat and taking a fat bite out of the flakey bread. you gasped and snatched it out of his hands, a little piece still held between his fingers, torn off when you took it back. the three of you just smiled and laughed, pretty soon falling back into normal conversation. part of you knew that Padme and Anakin were intentionally moving on so as not to leave any more room for you to overthink. oh but how they underestimated your mind's ability to make room for overthinking, no matter what.
“Obi,” you said quietly by his desk.
“yes?” he looked up at you from his seat, a warm smile forming from the rush he always felt from simply being near you.
“I want to talk to you,” you threaded your fingers through the silk of his hair as you continued, trying not to sound nervous.
“and I love it when you talk to me.” he smiled, placing his hands on your hips but remaining seated. your heart skipped a beat. he looked good like this, head leaned into your touch, eyes tilted up to look at you with such endearment. they would have been sweet and innocent like a puppy's if you didn’t feel the grip on your hips tighten just a bit, the hands starting to move ever so slightly. you had to snap out of it.
“no one likes a smart ass,” you tug gently on the hair still wrapped around your fingers, causing him to jump just a bit. You giggled a little at his reaction, but he recovered very quickly.
“oh but it seems you do,” he said in a lower voice, pressing a kiss to your stomach. you wondered if he somehow felt the butterflies that fluttered there. they didn’t go away though, but stayed as your nerves kicked in. he must’ve seen the look in your eyes shift, as his own did too. “what is it? truly?”
you looked up at the ceiling, letting loose a heavy breath as you prepared what you were going to say. when your eyes met his again, you couldn’t do it.
what was the big deal anyway? why can’t you just talk to him about it again? it’s just becoming all too real. I can’t let him see that side of me yet.
you answered your own circle of questions. your body responded by clearing your eyes and putting on a more pleasant expression instead.
“it can wait,”
great. you lost your nerve.
“no, my darling one, what is it?” if he had anything else to say after that, those thoughts were now skittering away as you quickly straddled him and ground hard against him immediately.
“it— can— wait,” you said each word between a kiss pressed to the column of his neck, feeling the bob of his thick swallow underneath your lips.
“you’ll tell me though, eventually, won’t you?” he wouldn’t let you go so easily, but he would never push you either. Anakin and him had that in common. he didn’t know if he could anyway, not with you positioned like this and slightly more assertive than usual— just enough to pique his interest and other things like what you felt pressing right in between your parted legs.
“of course. just— in a little.” you chewed your lip “it’s not a big deal I’m just tired,”
only a partial lie.
he appreciated your clarification so that he didn’t kill himself by guessing what earth-shattering topic you might have just been about to throw on him. if it truly wasn’t a big deal, then he would leave it. part of it hurt because you knew he believed you. could you believe him and how he said he felt about you?
I should. I do. fuck.
you were anxious and, consequently, tired. you just decided to slump into his arms and hold him close for a minute before you decided to take things in a more exciting direction. you breathed in his musk, feeling his breath cascading along your neck as he inhaled your scent. you reveled in it this time. that you could do this with him. that right now, he was yours to enjoy, and nothing could take that away. you wouldn’t even think of the possibility right now. couldn’t afford to.
fuck a satine.
with your, perhaps forced or compensatory adamance, you nipped at the skin of his shoulder, still covered by the thin light blue fabric of his dress shirt. his eyes had become a much darker blue when he grasped your face to look at him gently after your playful bite.
yes. right now he was yours.
PART 12
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hi bestie <33333333
i have missed you!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how are you??????? tell me everything!!! <33 i hope you have been doing good! and that your days are treating you kindly <33 love you so so so so much! 💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞
(also mourning the fact that we could have had dune 2 tomorrow but we don’t have to unpack that rn)
mely hi lovely!!!!! how are u bestie? how has ur new(ish) job been? thank u sm for checking in 💞💘💞🩷💘💞🩷
wellll things have been... not great skskfjk. my life is slightly falling apart the most annoying part is that grad school has made things unnecessarily harder bc one of my professors is a nightmare even though multiple people have complained but im gonna be okay im manifesting it!!!! november is going to be our month i just know it!!!!! and ur ask makes it better THANK YOU LOVE YOUUUUU <333. and wishing u the most lovely perfect amazing weekend ever that u deserve!!!
yess we need dune now more than ever dont they understand 😭😭
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contrispos · 1 year
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Star Wars: The Bad Batch
Season 2, Episode 01: Spoils of War
———
I am physically, mentally and spiritually dead because the best boys finally arrived and THIS IS WHAT WE GET STARTED WITH??!!!!!??
———
EY it’s this scene immediately
lol we’re starting off great with Echo just straight up faceplanting the water
why does Wrecker sound so scared? there are no heights involved
OMEGA
TECH
HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL HOW IS HE MORE BEAUTIFUL THIS SEASON WHAT
we stan professor Tech in this house
HOW IS HE SO BEAUTIFUL
big brother tech is so cute
YES MY BBY GIRL U GO BESTIE
YEAH HUNTER IT IS AN UNSCHEDULED STUDY BREAK COME ON MAN GET WITH THE PROGRAM
No but that is literally the cutest thing ever
Tech*in his mind*: How to not get in trouble with Hunter…?
Tech: Oh! Yes! Act as strangely myself as possible!
Tech*on the comm*: WE ARE STUDYING
stop being the boring dad Hunter
okay he’s a lil fun
but stop
AZI
”The Space Lugs”?
we stan Phee
IS SHE FLIRTING WITH TECH?????? DOES TECH NOW OFFICIALLY HAVE THE SAME NICKNAME AS DIN FUCKING DJARIN???!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSS
damn she IMMEDIATELY lost interest when he started ranting…. baby boy I would NEVER do that to you
also we stan our aroace king for responding to flirting with an explanation as to why his eyes are brown
THEY’RE GOING TO SERRENO?????
ALREADY!!???
Hunter why so hunty stop
we…. we stan?… professor Hunter?….. in this house??
KILLJOY
ECHOS GOT A NICKNAME REPEAT ECHOS GOT A NICKNAME
it would’ve been so much funnier if it was Bolts tho
but we make do
Hunter is such a fucking protective brother i don’t know if i love it or hate it
omega heard that didn’t she
yeah she did
oh no
what kinda stupid shit is this gonna start
TECH COVER YOUR CALVES I SWEAR TO GOD
I miss the red is Tech’s helmet
WHY IS TECH SHORTER THAN HUNTER THAT IS WRONG
TECH IS SO MUCH TALLER THAN HUNTER WHY ARE THEY THE OTHER WAY AROUND
was I right? did Wookiepedia mix them up??
ooooo clones
they arent TK troopers
Hunter people are gonna see you
nevermind they didn’t
a new captain🥰🥰
what’s happening
maybe don’t secure the cargo and prepare for launch
MAYBE DON’T LOCK THEM IN
MAYBE GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE
STOP THIS RIGHT NOW
OMG I THOUGHT HUNTER WAS GONNA FALL TO HIS DEATH AGAIN
they’re not gonna get to the escape pods are they
they’re straight up in dooku’s palace rn
TECH COVER YOUR LEGS WHAT THE FUCK
DON’T RELEASE THE ESCAPE PODS
hey Omega has been taught well
lol Hunter u need to know how to start a lift without tech
are they just gonna crash down to the surface
yeah
that’s
stop
stop this right now
stop it
——
Aaaaaaalrighty that was, a rollercoaster….
IM SO HAPPY TO HAVE THE BOYS BACK!!!!!!
Reaction to episode two coming later today, first I gotta clean my room😫
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heelbucks · 1 year
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Okay, but here me out. I can see the reader getting fucked up like drunk as hell super quick even though she hasn’t drank a whole lot, like she’s drank a bit but not enough to get fucked up. She gets a little worried and she ends up calling Professor!Christian Cage outta panic because she was worried something was gonna happen and she didn’t feel safe anymore so Christian goes and gets his girl before something bad happens?
knight in a sliver sports car - c. cage
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pairing: professor! christian x fem!reader
au: college
cw: creepy men trying to take advantage of drunk girls, age gap between reader and christian (duh)
you weren’t nearly as fucked up as some of the other party guests, yet somehow you felt like you were in danger. it could be from the fact that since you arrived resident asshole cameron was shoveling you drinks.
after he made a move on you, you panicked, not knowing where any of your friends had went off too. you called the only person you could think of in your drunken state; your english professor.
yes you two had been secretly dating but this was a first, you never would even think to have him pick you up from a function. yet here you were with no one else to turn too. “hey princess, how’d the party go?” his voice boomed through the end of your phone. “um, im still here. i don’t know i just, i don’t feel safe anymore can you come pick me up?”
he heard the slight slur in your words and knew he had to come rescue you before some jock ass took advantage of the opportunity. “hang tight princess im on my way.”
in a matter of minutes (he definitely got a ticket for speeding and blew it off), he was at the house and saw you sitting alone. “your silver chariot awaits princess.” he smirked at you from above as he reached his hand down to you. quickly so outside partygoers didn’t recognize who he was you sprang up and followed him to his new silver sports car.
ever the gentleman, he opens the door for you and kisses your forehead before closing the door. the drive back to his home was rather quiet, full of silent thoughts of what if’s.
once inside his cozy abode, you sit on his couch withdrawn, ideas racing through your head.
“you ok princess? you’re awfully quiet.”
“i just, i dunno. i love being with you but i’m tired of hiding and i know we have to so i don’t get expelled and you don’t lose your job and”
he pulls you into a chaste quick kiss to silence your rambling, “princess i adore you. i love you more than hockey and that’s saying something. the semester is almost over so we can come clean, as long as you don’t take one of my classes again. though i would miss seeing you try and tease me all day. i love you so much, no amount of running around will ever change that.”
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Christmas coziness
Pairings: George Weasley x Reader
Warnings: Pure fluff
Summary: Cuddling at night with your secret boyfriend during the Christmas holidays.
AN: Yup, we're doing harry potter world fanfiction now, I've been having writers block for our darling Eddie Munson so heres my compensation till I get some Eddie stuff actually finished.
❤️Just a short lil blurb type thing❤️
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You lay on the mattress on the floor, no light in the room other than a large fat candle casting orange over the walls and the book case it was placed infront. 
It was 12pm and you couldn’t sleep, sat against the wall under the closed window you read your book ”A romance at Hogwarts” wrapped in a thick knitted blanket with multicolored squares. 
A soft tapping at the door broke off your reading as you looked up. The watch on your arm showed past midnight, did someone actually knock on the toor or was it just some animal outside in the snow, making its way home to its family for Christmas. 
You decided to open the door anyway, folding the corner of the book you unwrapped yourself from the blanket and tiptoed across the floor, clad in Georges quidditch jumper you stole out of his trunk when realizing you hadn’t brought a single jumper, a pair of Christmas themed cotton trousers, the drawstring hanging loosely and thick green socks on your feet. 
You turned the nob quietly and peeped out.
”George?” You whispered. 
He walked past you into the room and turned towards you ”I thought we agreed no sneaking around at your parents house?” You smiled looking up at his tall frame where his curtain bangs framed his face. 
”I know but I missed you” he leant down and gave you a long warm kiss on the lips. 
You walked past him and plopped down on the fluffy mattress, closed your book and placed it on the floor. 
”Nice pjs” you grinned as you saw George in a matching purple pajama set with balloons on, talking in a hushed tone ”I know right?” he chuckled as he sat down opposite you and crossed his long legs. 
”Sooo what you up to?” He asked as he watched you rewrap yourself in the blanket. 
”Not much, was just reading, can’t sleep” you whispered ”Its freezing here” you shuddered. 
”Yeah the storage closet isn’t much of a warm cozy bedroom” he smiled shyly. 
”Well I’m not complaining, I’m just glad I got to stay here for the holidays instead of at Hogwarts listening to professor Trelawny drone my ears off” you giggled. The comment earned a small laugh from George. 
”Well you want some company? You know what they say about body heat right?” He winked. 
”Ugh your so stupid” you rolled your eyes affectionately ”But yes I would like that very much thanks. 
You slid under the covers and awkwardly unraveled yourself from the ball of a blanket. George slipped in behind you, throwing the blanket onto of the dove and wrapped his arms around you. 
You nestled into him as his chin rested on the top of your head. ”But don’t fall asleep, you’re just cuddling with me till I do and then you have to creep back to your room” 
”Remind me why are we keeping this a secret?” 
”Because, its enough with Freds constant comments just imagine the rest of them, and were only 17 but we both know your mum will not stop haggling us for marige and grand babies, just look at her with Bill and him and Fleur only just got married”
”True, ok yeah that’s true” 
”Besides, it’s kind of fun sneaking around isn’t it?” You asked him, turning your head to see your loves face. 
”Yeah ok it is” he grinned. His words put you at ease and you turned back around. 
”Ok now do your boy friendly duties and make me fall asleep” you joked. 
”Im on it” George whisper shouted and squeezed you as tightly as he could. ”Ahh George stop, you’re gonna make me pass out!” You squealed. 
You didn’t realize how loud you’d been and suddenly you clasped your hand on your mouth listening to any noise. The coast was clear, it seemed no one had heard you. 
”Wasn’t that the point? You wanted to sleep right?” George joked behind you. you rolled your eyes ”Not forcefully! Now shut up and let me sleep”
You both closed your eyes and before you knew it you had drifted in to cozy dreams of Christmas and George and lots of other harmonious things. 
- - - - - - - 
”Well well well, if it isn’t the two lovebirds” a voice was heard from the door and your eyes opened wide. You looked up to see Ron, Harry, Hermione and Ginny stood in the doorway. 
You quickly turned to see George hugging you tightly fast asleep. You nudged him vigorously until his eyes slowly opened. ”You were supposed to leave you idiot” you groaned as George did the exakt same motion of looking up horrified to see the four younger teens. 
”Aw merlins..” 
”So you two are a thing now” Ginny grinned. ”Ron you owe me five gallons” Ron groaned as his sister nuged him. 
”Molly said breakfast is ready” Hermione said awkwardly. ”Thanks Hermione we’ll be right out” you grinned awkwardly, sitting up. 
The four made their way out of the doorway ”Uh harry?” Harry turned curiously to see what you wanted ”Could you.. maybe uh close the door?” You asked awkwardly. He smiled apologetically and shut the door. 
”George!” You whisper shouted and the boy laid beside you rubbing the sleep out of his eyes. ”You were supposed to go back to your room”
”Sorry, must have fallen asleep” he apologized, sitting up on the mattress, massaging his neck. 
You both quickly made your way down to breakfast in the tall gangly building with mismatched decor but somehow worked. Everyone besides the adults snickered as you both entered the kitchen, George behind you, still looking sleepy as ever but almost a foot taller than you. 
”Whats so funny?” Molly asked as she stirred the pot of scrambled eggs on the old stove. 
”Oh nothing, we just witnessed something unexpected” Ron told his mother. 
Molly rolled her eyes ”Why you are a great story teller Ronald, lots of detail” 
”Well I guess if they know we may as well tell the others?” George asked you. You simply nodded. 
”Mum, everybody” George said reluctantly as Fred flashed a wicked grin at him. ”Me and Y/N are.. together.. and have been since.. the end of fifth year”
Molly exclaimed in happiness while Fred watched the scene unfolding. 
”Since fifth?!” 
”But you’ve only been flirty this year!”
”Congrats”
”Whens the wedding?” 
”Oh how lovely!”
”Knew it!”
”Told you Molly!”
”Ron you really are oblivious, congratulations you guys”
George groaned as you sat down in a chair next to Fred, earning a wink from him. 
”Told you” you grinned at George.
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The Waves That Lap The Shore - Chapter 18 - the disappearance
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Okay so um. I have rsd myself and I was projecting so here’s this- Not to mention, i don’t see people talk abt it much in fanfics. For those who don’t know, Rejection sensitive dysphoria or other wise RSD is a problem that interferes with your ability to regulate your emotional responses to feelings of failure and rejection. While rejection is almost always unpleasant, people with RSD experience overwhelming levels of emotional pain. - cleveland clinic   I based this chapter in particular off my own RSD episodes I’ve had in the past. ALSO THANK YOU FOR 380 HITS <3 it means the world to me.
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This isn’t worth it.
You should just disappear. 
They don’t care.
All repeated in Kwazii’s head.
Fuck this shit. Kwazii thought angrily as a tear rolled down his cheek. Throwing his Nokia on the floor. Leaving his stuff behind.
Kwazii quietly when out the Octo-Hatch and to the open ocean. Disappearing without a trace. 
•••
Shellington and Peso sat in the kitchen, drinking hot cocoa while Peso endlessly rambled about Pokemon. “Don’t you think it’s a bit… quite?” Shellington remarked after eating some strawberries he cut up “yeah- now that you mention it is-“ Peso agreed “Yeah, like  wouldn’t Kwazii be running around and rambling about pirates and sea monsters right now?” Shellington pointed out.
The two decided to investigate.
They went into Kwazii’s bedroom, only to find his Octo-Watch and Nokia thrown on the floor. 
With a note.
Hey mateys. I’m gonna be gone for awhile. Don’t worry and don’t look for me.
~ Kwazii 
“Oh- JUMPIN’ FUCKIN’ JELLYFISH!” Shellington gasped “Kwazii’s gone?!” Peso couldn’t believe what he’d just read.
“Come on we gotta do something!” Shellington urged, dragging Peso to the lab. 
••• 
Paani was in the shower, she was dramatically singing Mr. Brightside.
“CUZ IM MR BRIGHTSIDE” Paani sang like he was on the verge of tears, once his shower was over he decided to call Kwazii.
They dialed Kwazii’s number. It went straight to voicemail. 
“Huh… that’s weird.. I’ll message them..” Paani decided 
Hey love, hru?
No response.
Paani waited for some hours. Still no response.
Paani decided to go the Octopod. Kwazii would be there, right? 
Paani grabbed their air tank and helmet, she also took her paddle board out to sea, knowing he could also surf if he needed to. He’d seen Dashi do it plenty of times, and he’d done before in the desert. He knew he could do this. 
Paani took their paddle board out to sea, until they reached the Octopod. She put on her helmet and air tank and took a dive. 
Paani entered the Octo-Hatch, “Paani?” Tweak said, slightly surprised. “Where are Peso and Shellington? I need to talk to them.” Paani huffed “up in the lab.” Tweak answered, Paani thanked her before going upstairs. 
“Where’s Kwazii?” Paani interrogated, bursting into the lab with a stern look on his face.
“We don’t know.. they disappeared.. all it left behind was note..” Shellington frowned, handing the note to Paani.
Paani’s expression went from stern to concerned. They started to jitter. They felt knots form in their stomach upon seeing that note. 
“I-“ was all she managed to say, before breaking down on the floor. 
Paani covered her face, sobbing into his jacket, Peso and Shellington hugged him.
Comfort him like how you would comfort Shellington.Peso told itself, stroking Paani’s back.
“It’s okay! We’ll find him!” Shellington assured.
“What’s going on in here?” Dashi asked as she entered the room, raising her eyebrow “Kwazii went missing…” Shellington frowned, turning to face them. “Oh shit-“ Dashi remarked “how did they go missing?” They asked “I think it was having an episode… based off this note it left behind..” Shellington sighed, handing the note to Dashi.
“I’ll tell Captain!” Peso said, running to the HQ, Dashi, Shellington and Paani followed. 
Professor Inkling and Captain Barnacles were chatting in the Launch Bay. 
“Captain! Captain!” Peso panted “Oh hi Peso!” Captain Barnacles then took an awkward pause, noticing the expressions on everyone’s faces.
“What happened?” He asked, breaking the awkward silence “Kwazii’s gone… all he left was this note..” Peso sighed “OH NO!” Captain Barnacles gasped, dropping his mug on the floor. hoping this was a nightmare he’d soon wake up from.
Professor Inkling almost fainted at those words. Kwazii went missing?
“Peso, you look for them at Mako Island, Paani, you go look on land, and Shellington, you look for him at the coral reef.” Captain Barnacles ordered “aye aye Captain!” Peso said, him, Paani and Shellington ran out of the HQ and down to the Launch Bay.
•••
Shellington swam out to the coral reef. 
“Kwazii!!!” Shellington called out, looking in each direction. There was no sign of the orange cat. “Kwazii???” Shellington repeated. No response. All the was heard was the sound of orca songs near by. 
Peso went to Mako. It might be at the moon pool Peso figured, he knew that’s where Kwazii went for comfort or if he was having a bad day. 
“Kwazii?” Peso echoed as it resurfaced from the Moon Pool. No sigh of Kwazii. 
“Kwazii!!!” Paani called out in a raspy  voice on the beach, their eyes still puffy from crying so much, Paani looked around some more. No sign of the orange, Cheeto colored cat.
••• 
Shellington and Peso resurfaced on the coast of Queensland, where Paani was. 
“Any sign of him?” Shellington said “no.. Paani frowned “we might have to look in more places… even outside Queensland..” Peso pointed out “Yeah- Mako sharks can go up to 46 miles per hour or 74.03 kilometers and Kwazii has a Mako shark tail-“ Shellington added.
“Okay  then… How about you and Peso stay here while me and Tweak will go to Sydney, and Captain Barnacles and Dashi will go look in New South Wales?” Paani suggested “yeah! I’ll send Dashi, Captain and Tweak directions!” Peso said, texting the group chat.
•••
Dashi and Captain Barnacles roamed New South Wales, asking anyone they came across if they’d seen Kwazii. 
“Hey, do you think you’ve seen him? He went missing earlier today and we haven’t seen him since” Captain Barnacles explained to a pedestrian. 
“Nah sorry mate, haven’t seen him” she said “thank you anyway!” Captain Barnacles replied. 
“Hey have you seen him? He’s one of my coworkers and he disappeared easier without a trace.” Dashi explained “no sorry… haven’t seen him.” The sugar glider replied “oh.. thank you anyway.” Dashi replied back.
Dashi and Captain Barnacles walked around, asking people for many hours. Nobody had seen Kwazii.
•••
Paani was walking around on the shores of Sydney with Tweak. 
Paani noticed a beach cave on the shore, Paani heard an echoey, raspy, mewing sound. 
Could this be Kwazii? Paani wondered. 
Paani entered the cave and glanced around. There was a glimmer of hope.
“Who’s there?” Kwazii rasped, only to realize it was Paani.
“Paani?” Kwazii mewed, sounding unsure “yeah. It’s me.” Paani said, appearing from the shadows. 
“Why did you leave?” Paani asked softly, sitting beside Kwazii, placing a comforting hand on the cat’s shoulder. “I guess I just wanted to get away from it all… ye know..” Kwazii answered. 
Paani wanted say something, but he didn’t. They kept their mouth shut, she figured  that Kwazii had more to say. 
“Paan… can I let you in on a little secret…” Kwazii sighed “yeah sure” Paani replied,  “I have rsd…” Kwazii admitted “what’s rsd?” Paani asked “Rejection sensitive dysphoria..” Kwazii answered “I’ve had it for a long time… sense I was a wee little kitten.” Kwazii added.
“I was having an episode…” Kwazii acknowledged “I was gonna go to me grandad’s but I ended up swimming all the way out here…” Kwazii added “Im sorry for this mess… I wish I could go back in time and fix it..” Kwazii apologized, their ears flattened and tail lowered.
“Hey. All that matters is that you’re safe.” Paani stated “can we please go home now?” Kwazii begged “of course!” Paani said. 
Paani and Kwazii walked back to the Terra-Gup-2.
Tweak in the Terra-Gup-2. A stern expression appeared on her face as soon as Kwazii walked into the gup. 
“Why did you leave like that!?” Tweak questioned, clearly upset “Hey. Please Go easy on the guy. It was having an episode.” Paani lectured “no.. she has a right to be upset.” Kwazii began “I mean.. come on… I left a concerning note and made you guys look everywhere for me..” Kwazii finished “mhm.” Tweak hummed.
“I’m just glad you’re okay. I thought you were in danger.” Tweak sighed of relief “same here” Paani said as he held Kwazii tight. 
Tweak called the others from her Octo-Watch “hey y’all. We can go home now. Paani found Kwazii!” Tweak beamed. 
Kwazii and Paani took a nap as Tweak drove back to the Octopod. 
•••
The Terra-Gup-2 emerged from the water in the Launch Bay tank.
Kwazii saw a huge banner that said “welcome back Kwaz!”. 
Professor Inkling, Shellington, Dashi, Peso, Captain Barnacles and the Vegimals stood in the Launch Bay. 
“Kwazii!” Peso cheered “we were worried sick!”   Dashi added 
Tominnow started letting out angry vegimal noises. 
“Hey sweetie.. chill out.. we don’t know the full story.” Shellington pointed out softly, glancing over at his daughter. “I’m just glad you’re okay!” Captain Barnacles said, letting out a sigh of relief. “I’m sorry mateys.. I promise I’ll never do that again!” Kwazii promised “why did you leave though?” Dashi questioned, as politely as she could. “I was having an RSD episode..” Kwazii admitted, flattening his ears and looking away from Dashi. 
“Oh.. I’m sorry.” Dashi frowned, knowing what it was like to be in Kwazii’s position “don’t apologize matey. It ain’t your fault.” Kwazii made clear. 
“I’m sorry I didn’t tell you guys… I would have but I was scared you’d see me different… if that makes sense..” Kwazii said, letting out a sigh “I thought you’d see me as weak.. and I didn’t want that..” Kwazii clarified.
“It’s okay Kwazii, we don’t see you any different just because of this.” Inkling assured, everyone else nodding in agreement.
“Anyway. Me and Paani  are going to go dance to Spice Girls upstairs.” Kwazii proclaimed, changing subject, they then went upstairs with Paani. 
Kwazii looked for one of their  Spice Girls cds, they chose Spiceworld. It skipped around through the tracks before finding the right one.
Do you still remember how we used to be?
Feeling together, believing whatever
My love has said to me
Both of us were dreamers
Started playing as they both danced and held hands.
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fragilecapric0rnn · 1 year
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20, 22, 29 fic writer asks my senford!
anything for you zoethur <3<3
Fic Writer Asks <33
20. What’s a favorite title for a fic you’ve written?
you can take the heart from your chest to use as a compass when you are lost (or missed connections fic) is one of my favorites!
the song that i took the lyric from fits the fic so so soooo well too. just love the song. love this fic too. y'all should give it a read if ya haven't yet <3
22. Do you know how your fic will end before you start writing?
usually! or at least, i know which direction i want it to go. like, i always know my fics will have a happy ending. but for the specifics i like for those things to kinda develop naturally as im plotting/writing.
29. Share a bit from a fic you’ll never post OR from a scene that was cut from an already posted fic. (If you don’t have either, just share a random fic idea you have that you don’t plan on getting to.)
(the perfect question for someone who has a folder titled "scrapped bits" bc i was taught by one of my favorite college professors to never delete anything you've written bc it might be useful someday)
I don't think I'll ever post the fic i have decided to call Gonorrhea Fic but I have one scene that I edited just now for you all to enjoy <3
Steve stomps away from the counter, little white paper bag in hand. 
The pharmacist’s ‘Have a nice day!’ ringing in his ears like the most annoying alarm set to disturb him in the middle of a heavy sleep. 
He pushes the clinic doors open with too much force, already clicking on Robin’s contact. It only rings once. 
“Its fucking gonorrhea.” he rushes out as soon as she answered. 
He props his phone up with his shoulder so he can fish around the bag for the pill bottle so he can discard his shame that is in the form of the telling pharmacy paper bag in his hand. 
“Shucks, I was rooting for an unplanned pregnancy.” Steve whines as she snorts on the other end and if Steve wasn’t on the verge of tears, he’d have something snarky to say back. 
“No shit it’s gonorrhea! That’s what happens when you go around throwing your hole at anybody who even shows a vague interest in you.” Slander, Steve thinks. This is just slander.
“I only showed my hole to one guy! One hook-up! The celebratory ‘I’m single so let’s see some new peen’ hook-up.” About two weeks ago, Steve finally ended the weird situationship with the guy he’d been hooking up with on the regular. Regular being used loosely in this case, considering he kept ghosting, only coming out to haunt Steve’s call log any time between 11pm and 3am. But Steve was hung up and didn’t want to keep being a booty call, not for someone he started to have actual feelings for. 
“And then I go and pick the one who has the fucking clap!” he whisper-screams into the receiver. Robin’s hollering like a fucking hyena on the other end. He pulls the pamphlet on safe sex out of the bag, along with the orange pill bottle as he walks directly into someone, sending both of the objects flying out of his hands and onto the ground.
All of his athletic ability proving to be pointless as the stranger beats him to the pill bottle, rolling away.
Robin's laugh is the backdrop to the most embarrassing moment of his life, as the stranger (who is stupidly hot) picks up both the bottle and the pamphlet, his face screwing up into a knowing smirk.
Of course he has the most gorgeous set of brown eyes, shaggy hair not being able to cover up the notch in his brow, which is suggestively quirked up at Steve as he checks him out. Right there, no shame, in front of the damn clinic. Holding his STI meds.
"I think you're gonna need these."
Steve wishes whatever is in control of the universe would strike down and kill him, here and now.
"Thanks." He snatches his things, eyes on the ground in an attempt to hide how red he knows his face is.
Steve shoves the bottle into the pocket of his jeans, crumpling the pamphlet up in his hand as he speed-walks the hell away from the guy.
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2x19 of FBI (only watching for ms. hailey upton)
bro
that starting??
scared the ever-loving shit out of me
it was so graphic???
what for??
why??
oooo
haileyyyy
my girl looks so GOOD
i don't understand how its possible for someone to look that pretty
i don't
its not fair
this OA guy is kinda...
he’s um...
idek him at ALL
and im kinda
*debby ryan hair tuck*
*clears throat* anyways
he’s also really tall???
how tall is this actor???
BRO THE ACTOR IS 6′ 5″(1.96m)???
WHAT
UM
IM FIVE FOOT ZERO
WHAT THE FUCK
moving on
the guy who made the hamilton reference???
love him
don't even know his name
love him
20 seconds into their partnership and its not going well
hailey immediately calling him out and then acting casual by saying ‘which car? this one?’ 
OA being extremely awkward and trying to justify??
not rlly sure how i feel about that
‘any observations?’
‘pizza’s too thin. it’s like a cracker with sauce on it. just tryna keep it real.’
heR SMILE AFTER SHE SAYS THAT IS SO BEAUTIFUL
and also
that’s such a chicago thing to say LMAOO
and then OA’s face of ‘ah, well, um. o-okay? what do i do now?’
‘it’s a new york thing’
‘it felt like a cop vs fed thing’
‘what's that supposed to mean?’
‘you think youre better than us.’
*cackling*
OA LOOKS LIKE HES ASKING FOR HELP
im loving how blunt hailey is and we’re only 4 minutes into the episode
his impressed face after hailey says ‘sikh’ is fantastic
my girl is so lovely
ofc the indian victim is top of his class and in america to pursue engineering
not rlly sure if im reading into it but eh
not rlly liking the stereotypes
but then again
hes the victim
we don't rlly need too much of his backstory
this lady talking to professor is really pretty???
mY GOD SHES BEAUTIFUL
i don't even know her name
but she's absolutely stunning
is the professor involved in this??
why do i feel like he is???
frank prichard?
more like frank PRICKard amiright?
OA’s ‘excuse me’ in that low voice??? SEGGSY
also
frank
you can go jump off a cliff
hailey lowkey looking like she wants to shoot him is a mood bc SAME
oh, he's got pictures of the ones he thinks are “suspicious” (note the sarcasm)
yea
im not at all pissed off
both OA and hailey shooting him a death glare???
*chefs kiss*
the embodiment of bisexual panic actually
‘he’s an indian. not an arab’
‘kinda the same thing right?’
no tf its not
and if you don't shut your whore mouth, frank
im gonna pull out your teeth, one by one
hailey’s authoritative ‘NOW’
oh
my
god
ma’am
im not strong enough
that was so...
*slowly gets on knees*
hailey stepping closer and threatening frank is doing something to me
frank looking up at OA and being met with an extremely sexy death stare??
we love it
im already loving this partnership
‘do you understand?’
MAAM PLEASE
THIS IS TOO MUCH
also
i love seeing frank nearly piss his pants
their slight banter is great
they could be besties
i want them to be besties
hailey saying FBI gave me shock
didn't expect to hear that
‘thirty-years-old, male, likes to party’
*hailey nodding as if that gives a lot of information’
how the hell does she shove him??
dude’s a fuckin mountain of pure muscle
how??
OA lowkey sounds like jay tho
like his voice and jay’s are rlly similar to me
HAILEY CASUALLY JUMPING OVER THE CAR???
MISS MA’AM
THIS ENTIRE EPISODE IS JUST GONNA BE ME THIRSTING OVER HAILEY, ISN’T IT???
why did the ‘oh. okay. cool. you’re welcome.’ make me laugh?
OA looks like he wants to shake hailey by the shoulders and ask her what her deal is
‘so the neighbors loved him’
‘exactly’
i love how FBI (from what I can tell) is more humorous than chicago pd even tho the FBI is supposed to be more strict than cpd
this woman
the same woman that talked to the professor
is so
P R E T T Y
how is everyone in this show so attractive??
its not fair
im tryna watch for the plot
and yet
im getting distracted
hailey looks fine as fuck in all black
her smug little ‘i think i can do that’ makes me nervous for what she's about to do
‘kiss my ass, blondie’
bro’s got no idea what he’s started
Hailey looking over to OA and silently asking for permission to go batshit crazy??
love to see it
OA’s smile when hailey makes the threat
it’s great
i want them to be besties
really
i need it actually
who is this maggie
is this who hailey is ‘replacing’ in this episode??
wait
are they dating??
cuz OA’s face looks a bit lovestruck
hailey immediately caught onto their relationship
i know it
the look on her face said everything
she’s relating it to her and jay
oh he’s definitely in love with maggie
its obvious
this girl that hailey’s questioning??
i think she knows something
her responses are too fake
hailey can sense it too, im pretty sure
oh my god
there's another dead body
oh no
its the roommate??
isn't it??
oh wait
its not
hailey taking charge
as much as i love the idea of sergeant halstead
sergeant upton has a better ring to it
*shrugs*
just saying
ohhh
there's the roommate
OA and hailey
again
being the best duo
its so funny to me how its only been a little more than half of an episode and im already invested in these characters
I FUCKIN KNEW THAT LADY WAS INVOLVED
I KNEW IT
oh wait
is that a wedding ring on OA’s hand???
it looked like one
ive rewinded that part five times
i still can't tell if its a wedding ring or not
I  K N E W  I T
SHES INVOLVED
this interrogation room is so dark and lowkey scaring me
‘he’s a good person’
ma’am, please
your boyfriend may have killed two people
gimme a break
‘you don't know him like i do’
it’s giving ‘i can fix him’ vibes
‘in love’
‘more like dumb love’
‘what’s the difference’
hailey’s in her feels about jay
i know it. i knOW IT. I KNOW IT.
hailey
whatre you gonna do
don't do anything stupid
hailey
hailey
please
oh my gOD
the dAD
things just escalated real quick
irrelevant and SO not the moment but hailey looks so good in that lighting
ms. upton taking the lead
something i love to see, honestly
shE LOOKS SO GOOD
IM SO FUCKIN DISTRACTED
SHE LOOKS SO G O O D
TW: ABUSE, ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP, GASLIGHTING. IF YOU ARENT COMFORTABLE, SKIP UNTIL YOU SEE THE NEXT BOLDED PART.
oh shit
it’s an abusive relationship
oh no
hailey
oh poor girl
poor hailey
she can't have a break can she??
not even on a different show
she needs to suffer
why must they do this
its hurting me
her past with her father always kills me
very casual OA
questioning her
so so casual
bro’s so blunt it’s funny
and then he realises that what he said isn't appropriate and apologies
he so sweet
hes like a giant teddy bear
in case it wasn’t clear
i hate lucas reed
with every fibre of my being
he’s an abusive asshole
and srsly???
dude!!
STOP BEING SUCH A SELFSH ASS
harper’s strong
i feel so bad for her
agh
the gaslighting
no
i...
just no
BRO JUST SNATCHED THE BAG
NO REMORSE
NONE
OH MY GOD
CONGRATULATIONS YOU MADE IT THROUGH. PLEASE REMEMBER THAT YOU CAN ALWAYS ASK FOR HELP. I LOVE YOU. STAY SAFE.
HARPER’S GONNA GET SHOT ISNT SHE
oh thank god
oh poor harper
thiS IS SO EMOTIONAL
it’s funny to me how OA has to literally bend his head all the way down in order to get into the car
the impressed look on OA’s face plus his cute little ‘okay, chicago’ is something to live for
hailey being super casual about it as if she didn’t impress literal FBI agents
we love a humble queen
who’s gonna make the drop?
is it gonna be harper??
they can't leave the poor girl alone, can they???
oh god
this is gonna make me cry
im super nervous for this
harper
you got this
not liking this dude
don't use the nicknames man
don't do it
its disgusting
OA is close to freaking out bc of hailey
the look on his face says, ‘you better know what youre doing’
nopenopenopenopenope
stay the hell away from her
stop being creepy
YES HARPER
YOU GOT IT
hailey’s smile
it is absolute happiness
im in love
i could live off of photos of her smiling, i swear
OH MY GOD
WHAT THE FUCK
IS SHE DEAD????
oh god
oh thank god
i thought she was dead
i swear to fucking god
OA sounds E X A C T L Y like jay
haileyyyy
my loveee
OA and hailey friendship 
their banter
we love to see it
hailey stop being humble
bro
do we not get to see them become besties????
like???
WE COULDVE AT LEAST HEARD THE REASON WHY HE BECAME A FED
oh god
im gonna binge watch this series, aren't i?
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IM HERE FOR MY LOVE! I WENT THROUGH THE WHOLE WALKTHROUGH READY TO GO. I THREW EVERYONE ELSE OUT! I JUST WANT N! AND THEN—
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They really went there😂 I saw Elesa’s name, and I was like “Oh no…”
N, do you want to talk about the night you shoved me into the ferris wheel?
Nimbasa City was also an option, and I’m screaming in my head like “STOP!” Omg…🙃🤣 I was like “Let’s talk about math.”
N wouldn’t tell me what topic interested him, so I kept picking blindly. But, I did trigger my first Max Vibes with him. I’m not surprised that the special date isn’t happening right away, and that some work may be required. But, oof, gonna have to really work for it with these conversations. I’ll focus everything on N right now, and afterwards… I planned on going after Professor Sycamore, and relive my Kalos date with him, but I see Silver is still a stubborn cutie. I may go after him next. I think I pretty much have everyone but Cynthia. I know I could try for her banners but I also don’t want to. I wanna save my gems.
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Our time was brief, but I already miss him so much❤️
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