Incorrect Octonauts quotes
Peso: I think you use humor to cover up trauma
Kwazii: Sooooooo what I’m hearing, is you think I’m funny ￼
Dashi: Wait. Kwazii Peso are you to using sign language?
Kwazii: WHaT!? Nooo why would we just randomly learn sign language?
Dashi: *go back to work*
Peso signing to Kwazii: so what color gift rap should I use for her surprise party?
Kwazii signing back: Pink obviously.
Horrible Sea Monster : WHY DON’T YOU JUST STAY DOWN AND DIE WITH DIGNITY
Barnacles: THE OCTONAUTS DON’T DO ANYTHING WITH DIGNITY
Kwazii: you umm wanna try that again Captain?
Barnacles: I KNOW WHAT I SAID!
Kwazii: One time when I was racing around in the gup B I accidentally knocked over the table Shellington was testing his samples on. When I looked back to see if he was ok. Instead of flipping me off he just gave me a really upset thumbs down, and somehow…it hurt more￼.
Barnacles: hey do you have any shaving cream?
Kwazii: no I don’t like how it tastes.
Barnacles: you… eat shaving cream?!
Kwazii: no why would I eat it if I don’t like how it tastes.
Barnacles conducting Shillington‘s interview to join the Octonauts:So tell me about yourself
Shellington panicing : I was born at a very young age
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incorrect octonauts quotes:
Kwazii: in my defence, i was left unsupervised
Barnacles: wasn’t tweak with you?
Tweak: in my defence i was also left unsupervised
Kwazii: I DO WHAT I WANT
Peso: i’m telling captain
Kwazii: no wait-
Peso: *reading his books, studying, listening to instrumental music, very focused*
Kwazii: *lying on the floor* d’you think stars have feelings
Barnacles: Kwazii, i need to have a word with you.
Kwazii: oh here it comes, you’re gonna fire me.
Barnacles: what? No, it’s actually the opposite
Kwazii: ...i’m gonna fire you?
Kwazii: aww, treasure, you had a crush on meee~
Kwazii: that’s embarrassing,
Peso: we’re married!
Barnacles: who broke it? i’m not mad, i just wanna know.
Peso: ... i did. i broke it-
Barnacles: no, no you didn’t. Kwazii?
Kwazii: don’t look at me. look at Shellington.
Shellington: what?! i didn’t break it!
Kwazii: huh, that’s weird. how’d you even know it was broken?
Shellington: cos it’s sitting in front of us, and it’s broken.
Shellington: no it’s not!
Inkling: if it matters- probably not- but tweak was the last one to use it.
Tweak: liar, i don’t even drink that crap!
Inkling: oh, really, then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Tweak: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, Inkling!
Peso: okay, let’s not fight- i broke it. let me pay for it, Captain.
Barnacles: no, who broke it?
Shellington: captain... dashi’s been awfully quiet-
Kwazii, to Peso while lying face down on the bed regretting everything: and then i called him dad...
Barnacles, to Inkling, trying not to cry: and then he called me dad,,
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