#i declined the cake btw

[thavron]

So I was talking to my mum on the phone, and I was telling her how I was at the cinema and this chap offered to buy me a piece of cake. She asked me if I had been flirting with him. I was like "no. good god I don't know how to flirt. I've never flirted with anyone in my life."

She laughed at me. "Thavron, you flirt with everyone."

"What now?"

"You are a natural flirt. You're just like your dad."

So this is a facet of my personality that I didn't know existed. Apparently cracking weird one liners and asking questions because I feel awkward is flirting. Who fucking knew?

#meirl #i think i need to lie down #i declined the cake btw #didn't see at as a come on at the time just thought he was being nice #and i am deathly allergic to most baked goods so it was like thanks but no. #and anyway i am far too much of a train wreck to being eating cake with other people. #My mother really shouldn't be encouraging me.

[anxresi]

A Short Zoe Rant Cos I Is Bored

The ONLY way Zoe would’ve been remotely acceptable in the show is if she’d been introduced MUCH earlier.

Like, the very first season.

Show her as a ‘counterpoint’ to Bully Chloe as one who is actually bullied, and how being raised in a completely different country & continent can influence one’s behavior & outlook.

Maybe she can have a few cameo scenes until she’s a full-time regular, show her chatting on the phone to her dad, sending letters to her sister etc.

Then, when she eventually DOES turn up later, give her more personality than ‘feel sorry for me, oh and btw I’m a lesbian’. Not everyone has to fall hard for her the minute she appears, and if you ARE going to make her a superhero, don’t give her the miraculous in her second ever episode!

And Mr Astruc wonders where these accusations of favoritism come from, when all this coincides with Chloe’s sudden descent from being a semi-complex character to a raving lunatic sociopath? Anyway…

Have Zoe perform some actual function in the show: like, give her a pivotal role in her sister’s redemption. Let her have some negative traits, apart from I-don’t know-how-special-I-truly-am (a common trait of badly written Mary Sues). Don’t let the finality of her character arc be a single pink streak in her hair(!) (talk about lack of ambition).

A few other ideas: Give her a girlfriend crush who ISN’T Marinette, because not everything has to revolve around Baker Girl. Quit putting words in the mouths of other characters how ‘perfect’ she is to manipulate and influence the young audience, it’s distracting and annoying.

Basically, the only thing I’d keep about her in her current incarnation are her shoes, which are pretty groovy TBH. Everything else can be ditched, including her name (Too close to ‘Chloe’ idk… I think something like ‘Arabelle’ would suit her) and design, (again, too similar to Baker Girl)

But, as anyone with half a brain cell would’ve figured out by now, she was only created as a flawless counterpoint to you-know-who so Mr Astruc and his lovable team of hacks wouldn’t have to do any real development on Chloe… they gave us a ready-made, blandly nicey-nice ‘cute’ replacement to just simper away in the background without doing anything of value and contributing the grand total of nothing to the dynamic of S4 onwards.

And seeing as how S4 is generally seen by a lot of people as the beginning of a steep decline in quality of the show, I guess she’s in good company.

Welcome to the dumpster fire, Zoe. We have cake! 🔥 🧁

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous #ladybug #chloe bourgeois #ml salt #zag #marinette dupain-cheng #disney #ml #zoe lee #adrien agreste #chat noir

[kiana-kaslana-423]

Hello! Can I request a yandere transfem tooth fairy? With a reader whose basically a housewife. Such a sweetheart, obedient. Doing stuff a wife does. (I'm having such a thirst I want tooth fairy to pound me and have her children like MAAM-)

Also can I be 🐱 Anonymous? :333

Yandere Transfem Tooth Fairy x Housewife! Reader

☆ Fem Reader that is basically a housewife ☆

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This is my first time officially doing a Transfem character so if I get anything wrong please tell me since I do not wish to offend!! And yes, you can be 🐱 anon! Another one to the collection- btw I put a warning before the NSFW

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!! Not comfy with men will block on interaction !!!

• When you and Tooth Fairy first met she was surprised about all the things you started to do for her even if you didn't know her that well, she's never had someone that cares that much about her and on top of that, she just normally does things alone so she's not used to this treatment at all.

• You two are not even lovers at that point but you still do all of these things like helping around her 'Clinic' and a whole bunch of other things that she normally gets done alone like separating medicine or doing some paperwork that doesn't matter, making her lunches and a whole bunch of other things!

• You do all of these things without her even asking for it + you do all these things without asking for a reward! When she tries to give you something to pay you back, you just politely decline and give it back to her?? She can't wrap it around her head about why you would do so many things for free??

• Tooth Fairy just knows you have to be someone special, like a heavenly blessed upon her. you have to be the kindest person that she's ever seen before. Whether you are a Human or a Arcanist. You are different from everyone else, you are just perfect..

• Tooth Fairy slowly starts to become obsessed with you, she can't help herself.. Tho she is self aware of her feelings and everything, she knows that they are wrong but what is she supposed to do? Sit back as you lay yourself out like a piece of cake..?

• She just has to have you because of this,, and lucky for her it was quite easy to get you to be her wife girlfriend. Whether you accept her confession normally or she just had to manipulate you to accept it, she got you either way so she doesn't mind how it happened.. All of that's in the past since now she has you so you shouldn't think about it either.

• A relationship with Tooth Fairy is pretty steady cuz you're obedient and accept everything she says, so it's pretty easy cuz she never has to force you into anything since why would you ever reject her? She's your partner and you're such a sweetheart so you would never reject anything she has to says, since what she says are facts and if anyone says they are not, they are just lying.

• You are just so easy to manipulate because of your sweetheart and submissive personality, Tooth Fairy makes sure to use this to her full advantage and along with that she knows you inside out Literally. She has documented every one of your emotions, how you act, and everything so she can tell if you are lying or if you are having a bad day. You can't ever hide anything from her because of how she can notice things easily

• Given how your relationship is, you might even feel empathy for her fairies. Since you know how it is to be trapped and eaten.

TW: NSFW, Non-con, manipulation, drugs, somnophilia, breeding / forced pregnancy

• Tooth Fairy has a normal sex drive since she's so busy so she normally doesn't get to have intercourse a lot but also back then she didn't have a partner. now that she has one, she can try everything she seen in magazines and what she heard from other people.

• At the beginning she waits, she wants to build up a level of trust with you so she waits patiently until you want to have your first time with her. Tooth Fairy is really gentle the first time, since this is the time that gives her time to map out everything on your body and remember every little piece of it, what makes you moan the loudest and What makes you quiver the most. But it's also because she wants to show you that she can be is gentle! She's not always cold and hard, you out of anyone should know that.

• She's like this every time you two have intercourse,,, when you know of course..

• Tooth Fairy doesn't always like being gentle since she has her own twisted needs too, but she knows if she does everything she wants to do on you when you're conscious, you will probably lose trust in her and get scared then that can lead to a whole another problem she doesn't want. Tooth Fairy is a smart woman so she obviously knows how to get around this

• She has two methods that she normally does on you, one she spikes your drink so you are only a little bit conscious. It gives her the experience of letting her do what she wants you when you are awake and being able to moan and whimper under her but it also gives her the benefit of you not remembering it the next day.

• The other one is to obviously drug you with some sleeping medicine and then take you when you're asleep, it's almost exactly like spiking you but she just doesn't have to listen to your stupid noises as she uses your own body for her selfish pleasure

• Tooth Fairy is also interested in tying the knot with you officially, like getting married and everything but she knows that's a little hard given the situation you two are in at the moment so the way she fuels this need is fucking you full of her seed. She can do this whether you are conscious or not since all she has to do is simply come in you, she's also puts you on fake birth control so it doesn't raise any suspicion.

• But eventually later when you do get pregnant, you just think the birth control failed since that is an option. She will comfort you and say that it's okay since she will stay and she wants this baby with you. She doesn't mind at all that the birth control ‘failed’..

• Tooth Fairy in the end loves you even if it's in her own sick twisted way..

#sorry that I had to cut this off short- #I'm stupid and accidentally posted it- #reverse 1999 #reverse: 1999 #r1999 #reverse 1999 x reader #reverse: 1999 x reader #r1999 x reader #re1999 #re1999 x reader #tooth fairy reverse 1999 #reverse 1999 tooth fairy #tooth fairy x reader #tooth fairy

[xiao-come-home]

hiiii!!!! if you’re comfortable with it, do you think you could do sum hurt/comfort hcs about getting into an argument with itto, and the aftermath? maybe he says something he doesn’t really mean and feels awful about it or something? my brains just been buzzing w this scenario and so i’m curious on what you think :)) thank you so much, i love your work btw :)

hurt/comfort meaning my worst fear but i tried my best pensive emoji :(

Arataki Itto:

it's quite unusual for itto to feel genuine anger or even worse, say things in the heat of the moment because of it - things that he's had in the back of his mind, that were never supposed to be said out loud.

it truly has to be a day, when everything goes wrong - whether it's actual trouble or a fight with his gang members - itto would never lash out purposely or take his anger out on you, but when you scolded him for his childishness that day, it broke camels back.

itto stopped as soon as he saw you tear up and wipe your eyes; his breath hitched in his throat, the look of regret on his face took over and suddenly - no words could go past his lips, despite his mind spinning and trying so desperately to find something.

for the next few days, itto is nowhere to be seen - neither alone, or with his gang - he's actually silently processing past events at grandma oni's home. the scarlet eyes stare at the floor helplessly, switching between determination, wanting to do something to make it up to you, and sorrow - the thoughts whispering that you won't forgive him anymore; the guilt of bringing up your worst insecurity weighed on his shoulders more day by day, forcing his eyes to tear for hours - only to harshly scold himself and thinking how undeserving he is for crying, when it was you who truly got hurt.

the moment Grandma Oni asked itto what happened - itto told her everything, but declined her help; it was his responsibility to fix this, and finally, finally - he felt the strength to do it. the same day, Arataki Itto ran past the city to complete the first mission of his "Please, I'm begging you to forgive me sugarplum" plan.

He spent an entire day making the most beautiful bouquet of flowers that he laid his eyes on - dendrobium, sea ganoderma, fluorescent flowers he found on the way, hell, on his way back he probably got scammed by a fontainian merchant for rainbow roses with his few mora left. also, probably got slightly hurt by specters while collecting sango pearls to use it as finishing looks for some flowers.

what's next? a letter! except it's a letter from itto, and wording what he truly feels is worse than getting beaten up by kairagi. it's actually worse than climbing up inazuman hills and fighting whoever "wanted to take his flowers because he was first." either way, after spending hours, itto wrapped the letter in an envelope, careful not to tear the paper with his long nails.

since he had the spare key, he decided to bake you a cake at your place while you're at work. you can probably guess, we're about to witness a disaster.

is itto good at cooking? mm, yes, but baking... is a different story. let's say, at least you're impressed at how much you can mess up a cake, after seeing a green blob on a baking tray and depressed itto crying into your wooden table.

"m' sorry sunshine, i tried, i really really tried, but the greatest arataki itto has been defeated by a cake. A CAKE!" itto sobbed, "after all my hard work! listen, maybe i added too much flour and i almost grilled the onikabuto i caught for you, and the cinnamon that spilled in the bowl was a liiiiitle bit too much, but-"

before he could continue, you made a decision to cut his rambling short with a kiss.

after you pulled away, he cupped your cheeks and nuzzled his forehead into yours; "im sorry sugar. i really am, i-" itto let out a sigh, "i shouldn't have said that. i don't mean it. i didn't mean it. i was frustrated, but it was wrong of me to take it out on you."

the oni was prepared to hear rejection, but feeling you embrace him, he hugged the life out of you back, placing small kisses on your shoulder and twirling you in the air, before yelping and falling on the floor from his injuries.

well, at least you liked the flowers.

please treat his injuries with cute bandaids.

#might be rough bc first thing i wrote in a while but i hope its ok </3 #genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #arataki itto x reader #arataki itto #.headcanon #clearing my ask box so i can take new reqs woohoo

[z3ny44]

Spoilers for Fionna and Cake ep 7

OMG SO MANY STUFF ON THIS EPISODE;;

So in this Dimenson it looks like Simon died long before he met Marceline, from the looks he was bit by a vampire, before he even found the crown, which is really weird, since he found the crown before the War and from what I can remember there were no vampires before the Great Mushroom War.

Right off the bat we see that PB is leading some sort of rebellion against the vampires, she has a tank with the voice of Peppermint Buttler, along with FINN'S DAD!! Martin, and Huntress Wizard but she doesn't have magic here... So yea this trio is weird as fuck lmaom but it gets even weirder as it seems that Fionna has brought baby Finn along by mistake, but I'll get back to baby Finn later.

Meanwhile we get to see Scarab, he's with Prismo and trying to figure out how to get to Fionna's current dimension. That man's obsessed lmao, he's been declining calls from the Boss for a while now, he might get into trouble lol

THE COSMIC OWL IS WANTED WHAT??? what did my boy do.....

Suddenly Scarab is transported somewhere else and we don't see him anymore this episode... he's so done ahahahah

Back to the vampire's dimension, clearly Cake is much more comfortable with her powers, she even wrote her name perfectly with her arm lol.

So Marceline was raised by the Vampire King here, and so yeah she's the villain here... and WHAT NO?! She just killed Martin... man... Not good Martin ffs... oh yeah Billy is also dead here:

Fionna really stressed me a lot in this episode... She lacks the hero trait man... Cake is confident about her powers and wants to help but Fionna keeps messing it up! I know she's scared and worried about Cake but DO something to help then... don't ruin Cake's plan...

But yea they ran away this time, they couldn't solve shit.

Tbh my theorie here is that Finn, which stayed in the peppermint tank btw, will eventually grow up and defeat all them vampires... idk he's a hero by nature, it's just my headcannon lol

As a subplot we saw Gary and Marshall from Fionna's original dimension, they went to Mom Abadeer's house, and yeah it wasn't anything special imo, but it was nice to see the human version of the likes of Magic Man, Maja, and the Pianist lol. I also loved to see Gary's ideas having so much attention from the rest of the peeps

#fionna and cake #fionna campbell #fionna the human #adventure time headcanons #time adventure #adventure time fandom #finn mertens #finn the human #martin mertens #simon petrikov #marceline #marceline abadeer #vampire king #ooo #my post

[impel-down-jailbreak]

In spirit of Mr 3’s birthday, I’m making One Piece give him presents “first birthday in Cross Guild” style.

What do people give him? 👀

Buggy: sucks at giving gifts, but is great at unintentionally adding sentiment to them. Galdino gets one of Buggy’s old knife sets regifted to him last minute, which ends up being worth a lot unbeknownst to Buggy. Sorry, no take backsies. It’s Galdino’s birthday, bitches!!!

Crocodile: The gift of tolerance. Crocodile tolerates Mr 3 slightly more for 24 hours. And offers him a cigar that he anxiously declines.

Mihawk: As a fine wine enthusiast, he understands Galdino’s fancy tastes. He receives some expensive alcohols, teas, all different kinds of snacks from around the world, and this one rare coffee brew from a nearly impossible to reach island. Mihawk is also hoping Galdino will share with him, so some of what he gifted him was secretly stuff he wanted to try himself. Mihawk was fighting for his life trying not to ask, but he still ended up dropping hints until he got to try the coffee.

The rest of cross guild (underlings): Threw him a huge surprise celebration, which made him run out of the room crying since he wasn’t used to his birthday being made such a special event. He hadn’t been around pirates long enough at that time to realize literally anything can warrant that much partying if you make enough excuses.

Alvida: “be lucky I’m even in your presence” but she was actually the main one arranging the birthday celebration. She literally bought the cake herself. She inflated 80% of the balloons and hung the streamers and made everyone hide before Galdino came in. She was borderline homicidal, the way she made sure everything would be perfect.

Miss Goldenweek: Artists give other artists art stuff because they never stop needing new supplies. Ergo, she gives him paint, brushes, and a “how to paint realism” book for beginners (a bit backhanded, but still somewhat thoughtful. Considering they no longer work together, he’ll need to learn how to paint his own sculptures eventually.)

Luffy: his first instinct was food since that’s what he would want. Luckily someone else managed to talk him away from that and into something that Galdino might want. Luffy sent him the money to finally get that obnoxious crack in his glasses fixed— though it was not his own idea whatsoever.

Bon Clay: still in Impel Down, but if they were there, they’d probably hand him a gag gift before the actual present. Galdino would open a bunch of makeup or a pair of pointe shoes Bon got for herself and make that one face that’s like: “I’m trying to look grateful because you’re watching me, but on the inside I’m genuinely pissed by what I got.” Bon absolutely would be able to tell, and it would send him into hysterics. They would almost forget to give Mr 3 his real gift (some nice men’s care products and new outfits— obviously) but luckily remember before the situation has a chance to escalate. And honestly the whole thing would be one big “step into the mind of a gay gender-conforming cis man” challenge for Bon, and they’d still run everything by someone to make sure what she picked out was the appropriate level of definitely-not-fem-but-not-too-violently-masc-either.

(Btw I cycle through pronouns for Bon, so don’t mind the inconsistencies in that last paragraph. It’s intentional.)

#one piece #mr 3 galdino #op mr 3 #one piece mr 3 #mr 3 #one piece galdino #buggy the clown #buggy one piece #captain buggy #sir crocodile #op crocodile #crocodile one piece #one piece mihawk #hawkeye mihawk #dracule mihawk #miss golden week #op miss goldenweek #straw hat luffy #monkey d. luffy #one piece impel down #birthday headcanons #one piece cross guild #one piece headcanons #alvida one piece #one piece bon clay #op bon clay #mr 2 bon clay

[krewssleuth]

# _ this is the crime kitchen after all.

ib:: their video (i work at a criminal kitchen) content:: murder, crimes, illegal stuff, it isn't as dark n very generic soo note:: first post let's go! (btw i'm still working on a better post design) help why was this so good?! why do 2am works turn out better than when i'm fully awake. also, i need to find proper ages for them to make it make sense.

The Killer ; Painting Rainbows

- An infamous 'alien hunter' in the community. Lunar knew of her as the head honcho in dealing of illegal items. Rainbow then got in touch with Funneh and thus got hired.

- She used to work at the sandwich store until the owner was arrested. Rainbow wasn't arrested due to the government wanting to hide the truth of aliens existance. She also harvests organs which are mainly hearts but doesn't tell how she got them so as to not get anyone else in trouble for her crimes, which I find pretty sweet (Rainbow being sweet is a canon event!)

The Knockout ; Golden Glare

- A fashionable ex-model, now hired at the Sandwich Store due to her ties with Rainbow. Gold knew her from school as Rainbow was called a 'lunatic' for believing that aliens exist. She didn't mind Rainbow as she found her quite 'normal' and understanding when it's just them two.

- She bought her fame, until one day her manager threatened to expose her. The man has helped her too much and demanded a higher pay. Gold being the greedy woman she was, declined and her manager launched at her with a knife. She was able to kill him out of defence, still traumatised by her actions, yet craving for more. The ex-model served her years for manslaughter, then losing her popularity.

The Mastermind ; Funneh Cake

- A young, avaricious money launderer who continued the business out of fun. Funneh hired Lunar, slowly bonding over time. After Funneh bought the place, she had Lunar and Draco invest in the Sandwich Store. She did find it strange that Gold and Rainbow wanted to work there but didn't question it much.

- She found out about the place from rumours that the place had 'aliens'. The thing that truly caught her interest was guns; a popular illegally-bought item. Who on Earth would buy alien bodies or human hearts? Some Science geek who is unafraid to get arrested? Funneh later got in touch with Draco, a man who could cover up their tracks when needed.

The Mule ; Lunar Eclipse

- A blood-thirsty money mule who knows too much about the dark web. Lunar had searched far and wide for quick cash, for unknown reasons. She was only a few years younger than Funneh, deciding then to be her money mule.

- She started off buying illegal items off of the dark web then selling it to classmates and schoolmates, making sure to make profit. She then crossed paths with Funneh while dealing in an alleyway, until Funneh hired her. Lunar found it strange but wanted the money, and since then they have become two peas in a pod.

The Silencer ; Draconite Dragon

- A quick-witted intelligencer that will do whatever it takes to protect his co-workers. Draco met Funneh through the heads of their respective crime families. She found him useful to the team, while he found her and the group interesting. Almost like he knew them, for a long a time. As though he had talked to them every day, had shared great memories with them, lived happily with the team of five.

- Draco is often at a nearby bar or library, eavesdropping on any information that the police knows about him and the others. He would of course report back to Funneh on anything urgent, not wanting to kill off too many people but still, he makes sure to get rid of any person that could risk the group's lives. The four women were very important to him. He never knew why but will never question his heart and soul.

[ Dyaa M_'s LOG Ended. ]

#dyaam #krew #krewfic #paintingrainbows #goldenglare #itsfunneh #lunareclipse #draconitedragon #crime kitchen au

[nightmyst14-blog]

CRK/CROB Valentine's Day 3-4

Part 3, everyone!!! I know im kinda late on, (been busy) , but I still wanted to finish it.

As before, I'll be doing one Romantic, one Platonic, and Familial headcanons. I labeled them so no one can call me out for shipping children with adults (DISGUSTING).

Btw, these are all MY headcanons and thoughts. Don't leave any hate messages here if you don't like something.

Romantic- Oyster x Captain Caviar

(2nd favorite older couple, love them)

-tall wife x short husband

-Met as kids/teens, she found him working on one her family's ships loading cargo and scrubbing floors. She offered him and gave him lunch, even though he declined many times. Then on, Caviar will always repay her kindness.

-Siren x mershark supremacy, they go on nightly swims together. ( In cookie form or mercookie form, that's up to you, I'm good with both)

-Oyster always tends to his wounds whenever he comes back from his trips (Caviar's usually fine, but he's not gonna stop her doting on him)

-Adopted Sorbert Shark as their kid. Caviar isn't a fan of Sorbet wanting to become a pirate, but supports him nonetheless by teaching them how to run a ship properly. Excellent stepfather to Oyster 's daughter, Bubble Pearl.(@queen-rainy-love 's oc)

-For nicknames, Caviar calls Oyster " his seashell or treasure" Oyster doesn't really do many nicknames beside " my love or dear" but sometimes she will will him " Captain" sweetly just to make him flustered

Platonic- Werewolf, Crunchy Chip, and Red Velvet

-Dog/wolf best friends!!

-tend to share the few braincells they have between each other ( sometimes Werewolf has the most)

-Werewolf met Crunchy while visiting Dark Choco in the Dark Cacao kingdom (DarkWolf supremacy). Crunchy Chip thought he was a threat until the prince explained. Became fast friends after that. Soon met Red Velvet after White Lily visited the Dark Cacao kingdom once again. Velvet was skepical at first, thinking that they would be put off by his cake-beast features. But the two actually liked his odd features. Finding him to be very cool, much to Velvet's surprise.

-Crunchy and Velvet are helping Werewolf to get comfortable with his beast side slowly, even got him to shift in front of them for short periods of time

-Velvet gets kinda jealous whenever Crunchy and Werewolf talk about their boyfriends. Meanwhile, the two are trying to find Velvet a date

-Late night/ Midnight howling sessions are constant between the three

-will fight each other over the last piece of steak and then immediately make up afterwards

Familial- Hollyberry and Dark Cacao

-Known each other since they were children. Dark Cacao's father had remarried to Hollyberry's mother, making them stepsiblings. Dark Cacao is the older sibling.

-Their bond is the strongest between the 5 ancients

-Hollyberry was actually a shy girl when she was young, due to her mother's harsh and high expectations on her. Dark Cacao helped her become more open and expressive as they grew up together. Became extremely close, almost like blood-related siblings.

-Ran off when they were adults to escape their parents rule, ending up becoming two powerful rulers

-Dark Cacao likes to braid Hollyberry's hair whenever she was stressed or sad.

-When Hollyberry is upset, she goes to Dark Cacao for comfort and quiet. Whenever Dark Cacao needs a laugh, he goes to Hollyberry for one.

-Dark Cacao was excited he was a great-uncle to Hollyberry's grandchildren, one time sending a gift to Princess's 22nd birthday. It was a coat for whenever she decides to visit his kingdom.

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #oyster cookie #captain caviar cookie #werewolf cookie #crunchy chip cookie #red velvet cookie #hollyberry cookie #dark cacao cookie #crk headcanons #cookie run headcanons

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

Hello! Hope your well.

I was wondering if maybe you could think about some headcannons about Tails and Knuckles on their birthday, I think it would be kinda cool.

Wow, this was hidden deep within my inbox XD. I think I made a headcanon or two before with this idea in mind but I don't mind making some more of these.

Tails

Its the first birthday he can remember spending with anyone, so he does get a little shocked when the Wachowski’s offer to throw a little party for him on the day of his birth. At least by Earth's yearly calendar.

He speaks up on not wanting it to be a big thing but at Sonic’s request to try it, he decides to give it a shot.

His party is held in the backyard, with a few selection of guests coming to the party. Like Wade, Crazy Carl, that guy Allen that lives near an alleyway, basically people who already know of their existence.

For his cake, they got him a yellow butter cake with green, mint icing and vanilla cupcakes with lemon frosting. Poor kid only eats 2 pieces before he gets a intense sugar rush that rivals Sonic’s.

They have a few party games for the kids to play, but Tails just wins each one due to his exact precision with his quick calculations on hand. Except that one where they were playing ring toss cause Sonic kept using his speed to make Tails' rings miss the pole, even though he kept blaming it on the wind when confronted about it. (He's totally guilty of BTW)

Tom gets him a new telescope while Maddie gets him a do-it-yourself chemistry set as gifts while Sonic makes him a "double brush" to use for his tails, which is just two hairbrush tied together.

Knuckles attempts to give him a raccon he captured while he found it sneaking around the garbage, thinking it would be a good pet for him. The fox awkwardly declines, knowing how much diseases those things tend to carry and tells the echidna to release it.

Tails still feels a bit odd with all the attention put on him in a positive light, but he does get a little emotional when they sing the happy birthday song to him and needs to take a moment before he can blow out the candles.

Once he gets the chance, he makes his wish. "I wish I can stay with this family...for good this time."

Knuckles

This boy straight up doesn't even know what a birthday party is. His tribe usually celebrated their yearly growth by showing off what they had learned within the year through combat and are judged upon what they demonstrate.

So it's best to say when he was told how earthlings celebrate their yearly growth, he was pretty flabbergasted and somewhat horrified at that idea.

His party is more in the form of a surprise party, which doesn't go well when everyone shouts "surprise!" at him in a almost pitch black room and he almost takes Wade's head off with his startled fists flailing all over the place.

One of the gifts he receives is his very own punching bag that Tom and Maddie got him to get practice in the basement, which was fine until he ends up throwing one punch to where it blows a hole straight through it and shoots it across the room.

They managed to get him quite the unique cake, a upside down pineapple cake with red velvet cupcakes with ube frosting as a side dessert. It's not completely grape flavored like he originally wanted, but he tears into the 4 pieces he gets in an instant and almost devours all the cupcakes until he has to be dragged away from the snack table (I've never had either of these but the cupcakes do sound pretty good 😋)

Needless to say, he still didn’t see the point of this "exuberant, fun day of the births" but was glad he got some more earth knowledge due to it, and get some free desserts thrown in the mix.

#tails wachowski #miles tails wachowski #knuckles wachowski #sonic movie 2 headcanons #sonic movie headcanons #scu tails #scu knuckles #asks answered #anonymous

[little-bloodied-angel]

So my birthday is this Friday, and:

-I'm sick as a dog currently, can't see my doctor until tomorrow, and it may be covid, which would mean I'd have to be in isolation.

-In no small part thanks to my mother, I haven't hit my weight gain goal. I feel guilty but also just look awful in general, and I'm weak and in pain

-I look even worse because I've been sick and depressed during the relapse, so I haven't kept my eyebrows up after my last professional appointment, which was really difficult to do at home without equipment anyway and being nearly blind. And the appointment was in July anyway. I also haven't gotten my hair done like I usually do around my birthday. And I couldn't replace my gel nails because my mother keeps putting it off because she's a cheapskate, same as the eyebrows, so now one is broken and the rest are overgrown (I got them done in late August). There's no time to fix any of it even if I could pay for it because there's no way I can get the appointments. Even if I could, I can't call for those appointments until I'm tested negative for covid, and seeing the first point that's going to take a while

-Because dealing with my BDD and ED isn't enough, I got my period and I'll still have it on Friday, so I'm going to be super dysphoric. And only able to wear black clothes in case of stains. And not being able to take a nice bath either (can't use insertion object type sanitary products).

-My uncle/godfather is completely ignoring me

-My father has basically disappeared and hasn't mentioned my birthday once

-My mother is a piece of shit as ever and now she's taken to leaving me completely alone to go to her father's house despite me being actively sick now and not "just" disabled. Which means that I'm coughing my lungs up and with such a high fever I see double, and I still have to at minimum take care of the dog and feed myself. The last time I was walking the dog I got so dizzy because of the fever and general weakness that I almost split my head on the edge of the sidewalk but when I told her about that all she did was yell about me not being careful enough. The only times my birthday has been mentioned in the house at all is whenever I bring it up and she complains that I want everything to be about me and "ridiculously expensive things" like the nails. Btw she's still living off the money she gets both from my dad and from the government for having a disabled child and living in my house without paying rent or mortgage. So even if I was really asking for expensive things, that's my money.

-My only irl best friend dipped on me because she mixed up the dates related to an event that features one of her comics.

-Most of my online friends aren't talking to me either

-Something else that I'm really upset about but that I can't mention in a public post for more than one reason.

There's more stuff going on but these are just the recent developments as of like last month. It's like some force of the universe heard me complain about not wanting to turn 29 and also about how difficult it was going to be to celebrate and decided to make it outright impossible. Most of my birthdays have been pretty sad and lonely, especially lately, but man I suspect this one is going to take the cake. The only one that probably can't be topped is the one where I planned my super special 18th birthday for months and then I died during the party (coded during a seizure) because my chronic illness finally had it with me and suffered a steady decline ever since then.

It's really looking fucking great. Alone, looking horrid, being depressed, no party, no presents and no special food. Of all the things I wanted I am going to have literally zero.

And of course if I ever do make mention of being sad about this my mother becomes even more emotionally abusive than usual.

What's the damn point anymore?

#me #personal #abuse tw #ed tw #anorexia tw #weight mention #period mention #tw periods #dysphoria #gender dysphoria #neglectful parents #loneliness #tw seizure mention #tw suicidal ideation #tw covid mention #abandonment #birthdays #chronic illness #depression #lmao even the person I'm commissioning a bday present for myself from has disappeared on me #trees #sunflower #ali #sam #negative #negative self image #negative self talk #body dysmorphia #body dysmorphic disorder

[ask-updike-tgg]

*muun sat her smile looked intimidatingly sweer she would walk to gabriel and give him a gift a fresh baked cake her ruby red eyes shined hauntingly at him the cake looked good but it had blood red iceing and red velvet intiror * oh dont worry about the iceing its made of cherry juice and butter cream *she smiled sweetly ((i kinda want this nsfw if thats okay)

ooc; OKay I've kinda put off answering this for a while bc I've seen you over on my writing blog (I distinctly remember you as the one who asked for an sfw updike x pregnant reader! not judging btw it was a cute prompt i just never got to it) However I'm going to have to decline RPing with you in a NSFW setting because you have no age in your bio and I would rather not rp with someone who's age I cannot confirm, especially when the way you type indicates you're fairly young. Very sorry!

#ooc

[tokoyamisstuff]

Scandal Ch. 5 - Loki x Reader

Summary: Loki returns to claim what is his - willing to kill everyone in his way.

Warnings: Angst.

Words: ~1800

I Story Masterlist I General Masterlist I

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A/N: Sweet little Feedback Anon, I took your suggestion. You know which one I mean if you see it. (:

Btw guys I have like 60+ Drafts I need to finish so pls be patient with me.

Word sure spreads fast among the folk of Asgard, about Odin’s shame and your innocence.

Since his lies had weakened the favor among his subjects, the Allfather was desperate to clean his name and reputation, ultimatively inviting you to come back.

But you declined, stating that this wasn’t your homeland anymore ever since they betrayed you to fullfill their selfish ambitions.

However, Asgard’s hypocrisy wasn’t the only reason you chose to stay on Midgard - you just knew that it would break your heart every day you’d spend on a place with so many memories connected to your deceased husband.

Earthlings, the people of S.H.I.E.L.D and especially Thor’s friends Jane and Erik Selvic had basically become like family to you. Even though they could never fill the void Loki had left in your heart, things being like this was more than you could wish for.

“Lady Y/N!” a familiar voice greeted you, yet his worried tone startled you. Thor was already standing in your room, practically kicking in your door as he was visibly upset.

Immediately, you put Liam into his crib and rushed to his side. “What’s the matter?!”

A strange mix of horror and excitement was stretched across his face, making your heart sink to your stomach.

Actually, you didn’t want to involve yourself with the Asgardians any further. All you ever wanted was for your child to be healthy and happy, no matter where this was possible.

But Thor was still your cherished brother-in-law, as well as a wonderful uncle, never ceasing to provide for you and Liam, even when everyone else had forsaken you.

Yet what he was about to tell you let your blood run cold: 

“Loki is back.”

Immediately, all the walls you had built up over those past months were crumbling as you collapsed to the floor, crying out of anger and relief.

“H-How? How is this even possible?! He’s dead! Loki died!”

“Pull yourself together, Lady Y/N!” Thor has always been a rather touchy-feely kind of person, in opposite to his raw and bulky appearance.

But right now, he wouldn’t dare to hug or console you, like he’d usually do. Instead, he was offering you a hand to help you get back up - which you wouldn’t be able to take just yet. “There’s no use in overthinking this! We need to hurry!”

“What do you even want me to do?” you wondered, because if your husband was really alive, you’d doubt him wanting to see you. “He’s changed...killed a lot of people before he disappeared. And still, I don’t wanna fight him. How can I be of any help at all?!?”

“We know he’s probably after you and the child” the God of Thunder stated coldly. “So you need to be transferred to a safe location.”

What can be more safe than a base of S.H.I.E.L.D? If only you knew he had already demolished a whole, giant outpost of them with ease...

“I’ll explain everything to you on the way.” “Let me quickly get the baby.”

“What, did you forget the name of your nephew already?” you chuckled awkwardly, but seeming to have struck a nerve.

Thor was only slowly approaching the crib in which your lovely baby was resting, staring at it with awe while his trembling hand caressed Liam’s cheek.

“Incredible...” he whispered mainly to himself,  as if this wasn’t the thousandth time he would lay eyes upon him. “He’s just like I remember him.”

Something was off.

Of course Thor had a spare key to your flat, but you had never heared him unlock it - he had just kind of appeared in the middle of the room. Could as well be that you had been to invested with something, or buried in thought to notice him, and yet...

“Wait” you stated, making him flinch away from the child and turn around. “My knees are still weak. Help me up first.”

With heavy steps, Thor would force himself away from the crib and towards you again, lending you another hand and easily pulling you up - just for you to point a sharp dagger to his throat.

“Lady Y/N, when did you summo-”

“Shut up!” you hissed, and the god held his hands into the air to assure his goodwill. "Drop the disguse. Now!”

The man let out an amused huff, a taint of green covering his body to revert it back to normal - revealing your husband.

His hair had become longer, and dark rings showed how devastating those past months went by for him. Yet still, he was unmistakingly your husband.

Yet a faint, mad spark in his eyes was what worried you the most.

Now he was holding a knife as well, both circling around the crib with a knife at each other’s throat, as if to dance with each other.

“So it’s really you, Loki?”

“The one and only” he declared, chest swelling with pride at his performance and completely ignoring your hostile undertone. “I missed you painfully, my sweetling.”

He looked to the side where your son was still sleeping soundly, regret clearly visible on his face. “Wha- what name did you give our child?”

“Liam it is.”

The smallest of smiles tugged on his lips, swallowing harshly to surpress the sobs wanting to break free. “Beautiful name. Very well chosen.”

Pain was stretching across your features, desperately trying for the dam of emotions to not break. The dagger in your hand vanished, rather choosing to reluctantly caress his cheek - to make sure this was really him, and not one of his illusions.

And it was really him, leaning into your touch with a content purr. “Yes, my love, just like tha-”

A loud noise drang to his ear, effectively cutting him off. He needed a second to understand that it was in fact you slapping him what caused the interruption.

“Dear, wait, I-” Another hit, this time it was your knee digging into his groin, making him gasp in pain.

With his current power, it would be a piece of cake to block you - yet he knew that after everything that had happened to you, and everything he had done...

...it was what he deserved. So he would allow you to let off some steam.

Yet much to his surprise, you were done already - now grabbing desperately on his cloak and pulling him in for a passionate kiss.

He immediately reciprocated, dropping his weapon as well to embrace you fully, lips mingling with each other over and over again.

Oh, how long had both of you craved for each other?

“Sorry” you panted as your lips finally parted, “Just needed to get that off my chest.”

“Do not apologize, my love” Loki declared, chin resting atop of your head, still no intention to let go off of you. “I deserve far worse than that.”

You looked up to him, the kiss having made something surface in his eyes: So solemn, and incredibly fragile, it made your heart ache.

“Wha- what happened to you? Where have you been all this time?”

Loki’s face contorted at the question, as if the thoughts in his mind were physically painful. But his mind was clouded, unable to make his proper memory resurfacing. “Places far beyond your imagination, dear. And I have learned many things.”

“I-I thought I had lost you...” you ultimatively began to sob, face dug into his chest.

“No” the god whispered softly, his gaze still unwavering. “You always have me. I promise.”

“What now?” you sniveled as he gently pet your head, just as back in good old times. “Where do we go?”

“What do you mean?” Loki’s features creased into a slight frown, “We stay here. There’s no need to leave or flee.”

“Bu-” you hesistantly took a few steps back, to take in his full reaction. “But you’re a wanted criminal, Loki! On Asgard as well as Midgard!”

His manner became more defensive again, glee radiating off of him. “Oh, my sweet, innocent Y/N...still the idealist, I see.”

“And you are still insufferable” you scoffed back, crossing your arms. “What do you mean?”

Actually, you dreaded the answer.

The man seemed to be thinking about many things at once, eyes narrowing before he finally took a hold of your hand, squeezing it ever so slightly when he saw that you were still wearing his ring - even after everything that had happened.

“Y/N, my love, those deaths were a necessary evil.” He tried to peck a quick kiss on your hand, but you pulled away at those words. “The only crime I feel guilty for is having left the love of my life. But don’t you worry, I’ll make up for it.”

He summoned a staff, glowing in the same blue as the tesseract - and much to your terror, his eyes started to adapt to them as well.

“I will create my own kingdom, Y/N! Here on Midgard, with you as my queen! This is what you deserve, my love! You and our child will have everything you desire and more!”

“This is madness, Loki!” It wasn’t the first time he had heared that.

People always treated him wrongly, afterwards wondering why he was trying to create felicity on his own. “Is it?” he croaked, “Is it madness for a person born to rule two kingdoms to create a home he never had?”

His plan did not merit awe or any such feelings he hoped you to have - the only person in the world he thought would understand him.

“Loki, what your parents have done to you is inexcusable, yet-”

“They’re not my parents!” he screamed enraged, eyes then widened in shock that he had raised his voice at you. “My apologies, I...”

“They have kept the truth from you so that you’d never feel different. You know you’re their son, and the Asgardians are your family. You must know that!”

“You speak like mother” he spat, and still Frigga’s words he could not shake off as easily as Odin’s. “There is no going back to that place, and Jotunheim I never had a connection with. You most likely heared that I tried to kill Laufey, yes?”

Nodding in silence, you nervously bit your lip. “Please...” Wrapping your arms around him and placing one ear at his sternum, you could clearly hear how his heart was fighting a war, struggling to decide.

“You can still stop whatever you were gonna do. We can start anew somewhere, lead a peaceful life with Liam. I don’t need wealth or power, and you clearly know any of this wouldn’t give you the satisfaction you’re searching for!”

“As always, you’re right” he grumbled deeply, already regretting what he was about to do. “But it’s not that easy, my naive little dove.”

“No~” With his hand on the back of your neck, he infused a powerful magic inside your body, slowly shutting down your nervous system completely. As careful as possible, he cradled you in his arms and slowly led you to the floor, then proceeding to take his heir.

“The only thing I need for myself is our little family - and I will avenge you by murdering anyone that did you wrong, or tries to separate us again.”

#Loki #Loki x Reader #Loki x You #Loki x Y/N #Loki Laufeyson #Loki / Reader #Loki / You #Marvel #Disney #God of Mischief #Writing #Self Insert #Fanfiction

[athyathye]

i saw another anon ask this but can you do a part 2 of the tamaki reader now that your requests are open. (btw rlly love your works <3)

Part 2 of the first tamaki reader

(Mikey and Mitsuya)

Warnings ⚠️: none really.

Author's note : I'm real sleepy rn lol good night every one!

Dating Tamaki reader

Mikey :

Once you had started dating Mikey, you spent more time around with them. Juggling your academics, the host club and your free time was as easy as eating cake for you after all.

You had broadened your friend group, social knowledge and many more after becoming friends with the gang and dating their leader.

Though you guys kept your relationship lowkey, after all, He was a leader of a gang, and you were a possible heiress to the famous Suoh family.

It wasn’t just your social knowledge that got more well-rounded, seeing the injustices around you caused you to be more willing to fight for what was right.

Though you may take it a little too far sometimes, by that I mean acting exactly like Takemitchy.

“Getting wet isn’t going to do any harm, is it? People always say I’m dripping with good looks after all” You spoke to the group of girls you were assisting in finding a girl’s lost wallet that was apparently in a nearby fountain..

“Oh! Might this be...what you’re looking for?” You announced, holding up a beige-colored wallet with a wink and a smile that could  no doubt charm all the people present.

You walked towards them, seeing as though they were only staring at you with a face that could be described as flustered.

“You haven’t fallen for me have you-” “I have.” An unfamiliar voice behind you spoke.

You turned around to see a bunch of teenages who looked to be your age, but they also looked like they meant trouble.

“Oh? I’m flattered, but I’d have to decline.” You walked towards the end to grab ahold of the struggling girls, getting out as slowly and carefully as you could with assisting them as well.

But before you and the others could leave the scene, you were blocked by those raunchy looking men.

“And where do you think you’re going girly?” They said with a grin that could make one hiver in disgust.

“This is not how a gentleman acts. Such repulsive actions should be condemned” You spoke to the group.

“Oya~ Seems like we’ve got a real brat here fellas” One of them chuckled as he then grabbed ahold of your wrist.

“Should I beat that outta ya’?” He said menacingly as he neared his face to yours in an attempt to scare you.

You scoffed at them, planning to shout at the girls huddling behind you so you could deal with this yourself.

Though before you could, a voice called out to you. Then came the members of Toman, your friends whom you could always count on.

You watched as they beat the living crap out of those creepy bunch as you noticed Mikey walking towards you with a stiff face.

“Are you one of us?” He said with a low voice making you glance at him with confusion before he wrapped his hand on your forearms.

“How could you think that you, by yourself, could handle those b*stards” He spoke threateningly as the place went silent.

“I was just here- I didn’t have any time to think about anything and-” “Well think about it then you idiot! You’re not like us.” He interrupted you as he shouted those words which cut a deep wound.

You looked him directly in the eyes, “I apologize for making you come after me...But I can’t understand any other reason you’d be mad at me, I haven’t done anything wrong!”

Which made Mikey glance at you with his dead and empty eyes that you always wanted to fill with color. “You haven’t huh? Then you go right ahead.” He exited the scene with the Toman members slowly following him one by one as they glanced at you with sorry expressions.

Which made you stay still for a few seconds, before your mind started to clear and what was left was anger.

You ran to where they were, hoping you could reach them in time as you shouted at them but your words were directed at Mikey.

“I am not going to let you disrespect me!” You pointed a finger at them. “Sooo~ Put this brat in isolation!” You shouted dramatically as your servants near your car had gotten a metal cage and trapped Mikey.

You have your servants to thank for that….though why’d you make them carry a metal cage…

“Hey what the-” Mikey said in disbelief as Toman watched, not being able to do anything as they got surrounded by people wearing black suits behind them.

“Well you may be a brat but you’re still my boyfriend.” You put your hand on your chin as you thought of something diabolical which was obvious as you had that kind of look on your face.

“So it is your job! As a gentleman to appease me!” Your cheeks touching the back of your hand as you held the bars in front of you.

“So what’s it going to be?”

Mitsuya :

Babysitting his younger sisters wasn't something new, in fact you took care of them so much that other people thought you guys were a family, pertaining to the idea of Mitsuya being the father, you as his wife and the mother of two children; Mana and Luna.

And while amusing, it was definitely wrong.

“Like I said, Just bend your knees with one foot in front of the other like so” You presented the younger girls with a curtsy, looking as graceful as ever while Mitsuya watched.

It was always fun for him to see you acting like your usual self around his siblings, and it was cute to Mitsuya to watch them follow you like little ducklings.

He smiled at the clumsy attempts of his younger sisters, one that would always make you burst into tears from how ‘cute’ they were.

There were times where he’d leave you alone with them, not entirely trusting you but you had lots of maids supervising so he had no hesitations in letting you watch over them.

This particular day, he had a fight appointment with Toman that would probably take them until midnight.

So of course you jumped on the chance to have a sleepover with those mini-Mitsuyas.

He was dropping them off, telling them what they should remember and telling you the rules as well like the childish person you were.

You saw Mana sway a little which made you confused.

“Mitsuya, little Mana looks a bit unwell” You spoke as you glanced at her face, her eyes closing slowly and unstable-y.

“She’s fine, it's almost time for her bed time.” He brushed off as he patted her head, decked out in his usual Toman uniform as he then planted a kiss to your cheek.

“Make sure you take care of them, yeah? I’ll be back before 1 am.” he glanced at the clock in front of you as he readied to leave.

You huffed, taking offense at his words. “You know very well how nicely I treat them! I wouldn’t even let a single ant enter their sight!” You said as you dramatically looked around to prove your point.

Which made Mitsuya smile but sigh at the same time, “I know, you treat them better than me.” He put his hand on his waist as he glanced at you from behind.

“I’ll go now, you guys have fun.” was the last thing he said as he walked out of your home ehem mansion ehem.

“Well then” you glanced at the two sleepy girls, though you felt a gut feeling, worriedly glancing at Mana who was holding Luna’s hand tightly.

Both girls were silent as they glanced at you with sleepy eyes, which was just so cute-

Anyways, you decided to get them to bed seeing as though it was already 8 pm and children need to sleep early.

You brushed off your worries for now as you led them to your room, your servants carrying both girls.

“Sleep well cuties~” You cooed as you kissed their forehead.

That was when you realized, Mana was burning up.

She looked pale as she closed her eyes, now taking rather deep breaths as she held your hand.

You were alarmed, this was certainly not normal. You stood up immediately to call for your maids, rushing them to bring you a damp towel as well as to call the family doctor.

You also made them call Kyoya to reserve a room immediately if ever things didn’t look well.

You glanced at the rushing maids, doing their best to make Mana comfortable as Luna looked at you with tear-filled eyes.

“Oh no no sweetie! It’s ok!” you reassured her before she started crying, she didn’t need to feel stressed especially at this time.

You bent down to carry her, as you instructed one of your maids to ready 2 cars.

When the doctor announced that she needed hospital care, you wasted no time in loading both of them and a few maids to a rather spacious car, directing them to the Ootori family hospital.

While you took the other and directed them to the place where Mitsuya and his gang should be.

You worriedly looked outside, your nerves not even calming the slightest bit as you urged your driver to hurry.

Once you had arrived you opened the door yourself, not sparing a glance to the others as you rushed towards the sounds of groans and fighting.

You definitely looked out of place, with your luxurious looking attire that you called a  night dress paired with an out-of-breath but still regal figure.

Glancing around in a hurry to spot Mitsuya.

Then you heard a shout.

“Y/n?! What-” “Mana’s on their way to the hospital!” you shouted at him before he could continue.

Making him glance at you with wide eyes as he hurriedly knocked out the person he was currently fighting.

He hurriedly ran to you before he took off his jacket, draping it across your figure. His gaze was already asking what was wrong.

“She- she was burning up when I tucked her, and then I had the family doctor check on her. They’re on their way right now so I came to get you.” you hurriedly explained as you held his wrist.

Though he looked at you before glancing at Mikey with distressed eyes. The leader, feeling 2 pairs of eyes on him, looked around.

Seeing both of your tense figures he didn’t need to figure things out as he simply nodded.

To which both you and Mitsuya ran.

“F*ck it’s my fault isn’t it-” “Don't say that, you didn’t see this coming. Just hope she’ll be ok instead.”

#tokyo revengers x reader #sano manjiro x reader #mikey x reader #mitsuya x reader #mitsuya takashi x reader

[tender-rosiey]

☘︎︎ 𝔽𝕚𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕥𝕖 ☘︎︎

ᴀ/ɴ: I KNOW THAT FIRST DATES ARE POSTED FIRST BUT I FORGOT ANYWAYS THANKS FOR YOUR SUPORT GUYS AND I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH 💘

Dᴀᴢᴀɪ ᴏsᴀᴍᴜ:

Stroll Outdoors 🏞

ఌ You know that river he jumped in when Atsushi found him?

ఌ That's it; you guys went for a walk near it and to the park.

ఌ Despite seeming too simple, it was actually really cute and enjoyable!

ఌ A lot of adorable stuff have happened in it an example of them is:

Dazai: Have you ever had a boyfriend?

Y/N: No

Dazai: *genuinely surprised* HOW?!

Y/N: *shrugs*

Dazai: *under his breath* but your are so beautiful and amazing

Y/N: what?

Dazai: chicken strips *panicking inside*

ఌ You guys also got ice cream and he did that cliche but gentlemanly move of wiping it from the corner of your lips with a handkerchief.

ఌ He walked you home and kissed your cheek as a goodbye.

"I hope you enjoyed our night, belladonna." said Dazai a soft smile gracing his lips.

ᴀᴛsᴜsʜɪ Nᴀᴋᴀᴊɪᴍᴀ:

Face Painting 🧑‍🎨

ᴥ︎ As a little childish as it was it's was a really adorable and wholesome date.

ᴥ︎ You guys bought a face painting kit and sat on a roof of a house and painting each other's faces laughters and giggles filling the air.

ᴥ︎ You painted a little tiger on his cheek while he painted a butterfly on yours.

ᴥ︎ Here is a glimpse of what happened:

Y/N: Atsushi, why did you paint a butterfly?

He started blushing like crazy and said shyly

"It's cause you are as beautiful as one."

ᴥ︎ Gave you a piggy back ride home.

"It was so much fun! Thank you for accepting to date me!"

ᴋᴜɴɪᴋɪᴅᴀ ᴅᴏᴘᴘᴏ:

Cooking classes 🍱

✍︎︎ Ah yes, cute and beneficial.

✍︎︎ If you both didn't end up messing up the place.

✍︎︎ You were baking a cake together and accidentally knocked over the bag of flour which fell on the both of you.

✍︎︎ He got a little frustrated thinking you hated this but immediately relaxed when he saw you laughing.

✍︎︎ You wiped each other's faces and cleaned the place together.

✍︎︎ When adding the a decoration to cake he did something very cute.

✍︎︎ He hugged you from behind and guided your hand to how you should spray the cream over the cake.

✍︎︎ Of course he drove you home and made sure you are safe.

"I hope we can do it again soon and I will make sure nothing goes wrong."

Tᴀɴɪᴢᴀᴋɪ ᴊᴜɴɪᴄʜɪʀᴏ:

Picnic 🧺

☃︎ A lot of cute and simple dates we have here.

☃︎ Packed all your favorite snacks and food.

☃︎ You guys talked a lot and shared a lot of cute stories.

☃︎ You were teasing him most of the time leading to a very shy junichiro to appear.

☃︎ At the end of the night like the cutie pie he is, he walked you home and kissed your forehead and said

" Hopefully you liked it today as much as I did!" He said with a cute smile while holding your hand gently.

Rᴀɴᴘᴏ ᴇᴅᴏɢᴀᴡᴀ:

Five Minutes Craft Trial 📱

☕︎︎ Now our great detective knew none of this shit will work out except two or three, so why did he choose this to be your first date?

☕︎︎ He wanted to explore and try things you.

☕︎︎ A lot of jokes were exchanged as well as sweet words making the atmosphere ,despite being a little silly, loving!

☕︎︎ He enjoyed the excited expression whenever you saw something in the video you were interested in and wanted to try.

☕︎︎ You guys ate a lot of candy (mainly him but who cares).

☕︎︎ He asked you if you wanted him to walk you home but you declined so he bid his farewell to you with a letter.

"It was so much trying these with you! I am really glad you accepted my confession but I mean who wouldn't? Seriously though thank you for giving me a chance. -Ranpo/ Your Wonderful Boyfriend”

ɴᴀᴋᴀʜᴀʀᴀ ᴄʜᴜᴜʏᴀ:

Fancy Restaurant 🍾

➪ Just wow.

➪ He really went all out for this!

➪ Some might ask "Why is doing all of this?

➪ Well my friend you see, in this scenario you've known Chuuya since he joined the Sheep so he pretty much knows everything about you and vice versa.

➪ Anyways back to the date, so he chose a really fancy one and booked a private table on the roof.

GOD DID IT LOOK MARVELOUS!

➪ The light illuminating on the flowers decorating the room. A soft smile present on Chuuya's face as he was enjoying his meal with you.

➪ He got you a really cute necklace too!

➪ When all of this luxury comes to an end he drove you home and gave your hand a kiss.

"Hopefully this makes you see me in another light other than the apple with anger issues because I want you to see me as your lover."

ᴀᴋᴜᴛᴀɢᴀᴡᴀ ʀʏᴜᴜɴᴏsᴜᴋᴇ:

Zoo 🦥

☾ I KNOW ITS VERY UNPREDICTABLE AND EVERYTHING BUT HEAR ME OUT!

☾ You guys went around feeding animals (more like you did cause aku was busy glaring at whoever looked at you funny)

☾ It was really cute when you made him try and feed the ducks!

☾ He was so clueless about everything and how to act in a way to make them warm up to him

☾ Btw when he saw the tiger cage it reminded him of Atsushi so he went ╭∩╮(•_•)╭∩╮

☾ You hugged a lot too-

☾ Just pure wholesomeness 😔

☾ You ate together some sandwiches you made

☾ You fed him and vice versa

☾ When he walked you home he said

"I can say an idiot like you made my day somewhat pleasant today."

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[i-moved-blogs-ffs]

Hiii! Your blog is super cute! I read in your rules that you can do disorders, so if it’s not too uncomfortable, could you do Kokichi x D.I.D Reader headcanons? Ofc you can decline if you would rather not write something like that, but I would really appreciate it if you do! Thank you and I wish you the best.

Yay, I finally got around to writing a request! o((*^▽^*))o oh, to wake up at 4 am and suddenly get inspiration-

Moving on, thank you for the compliment, my darling! I'll try my best to portray DID as accurately as possible, though as mentioned before I don't have it myself. If I get ANYTHING even remotely wrong please tell me so I can fix it!!

With that out of the way, let's start!

- 🌸🍭mod mikan🍭🌸

Kokichi Oma with an S/O who has DID!

Now let's be 100% real-

He was probably kinda ignorant at first.

Not in a mean or purposeful way, he just wasn't educated on DID so he didn't understand everything.

How he found out about it was close to when you first met. You couldn't exactly trust him enough to tell him about it, but fate had other plans.

He started getting kinda mean, as he usually does, so it's most likely that one of your protectors started fronting.

He was pretty much a shithead while you were switching btw- waving his hand in front of your face because he thought you were just spacing out as he talked.

"S/OOOOO? Am I THAT boring?! Come on, pay attention to me, jeez!!"

But when you switched, it- kinda clicked for him. He was still confused, yeah, but either you or your alter probably filled him in on everything.

Huh... I guess you were even more interesting than he first thought.

Kokichi thinks DID is pretty cool. He's aware and respectful of the trauma that causes it, but he can't help but be intruiged, especially with you around.

Very curious, and asks A LOT of questions. They're all well-meaning, but sometimes he gets carried away and they can get a bit more personal. He totally understands if you don't wanna answer something!

He actually tries his best to befriend and get along with the rest of your system! If he's gonna be with you for the rest of his life, then he's sure as hell gonna get everyone to at least tolerate him.

After learning the ropes he respects all of your alters and never asks for someone to switch to you. He knows it's not a piece of cake and that it can be very insulting, and hurting someone in your system is the last thing he'd ever want to do.

Never, ever uses any of your triggers (whether it be positive or negative) to make a certain alter front. He memorized all of them and keeps them in mind whenever someone comes forward.

Knowing how vulnerable having someone know of your triggers truly makes you, he vowed to never betray your trust.

If you have any persecutors that front while he's around, he tries his best to get them to stop hurting your system and body. He's aware of the fact that they're most likely blinded by fear of experiencing trauma again, and really tries his best to reassure them that they're safe now.

"Trust me, (alter), if anyone lays a hand on you, they'll have DICE to deal with! Nobody's hurting any of you EVER again now that you're all stuck with me, nishishi~!"

And if you have any kid alters/littles that front near him, he immediately goes into big brother mode. While he isn't the most mature himself, he makes sure to keep them away from things that may cause them harm.

Whenever you go out by yourself, he shoots you a text every 10-20 minutes or so that reminds you of what you went out to do, just in case you may switch and not remember.

He most likely won't message you like- the moment you'd switch but everyone knows they should check your texts if they get confused. If he doesn't text you on time, all of your alters know that they're free to ask him! He really wants to help lmao-

If you guys can't properly communicate with everyone, for whatever reason, he's always there to fill you or other alters in.

Also if anyone disrespects you he bullies them so much-

Like actually destroys them. Probably makes them cry.

Nobody's gonna be mean to yall on his watch. >:(

WOW LOOK AT ME TAKING LITERALLY TWO HOURS TO WRITE THIS I- IT'S 6 AM NOW BDHS-

Anyways I hope this is ok!! I'm sorry that it's kinda short. I tried my best to include as much as possible, but I couldn't really think of that much. :( And again, if anything is inaccurate, tell me right away!!

Make sure to wash your hands, stay hydrated, take any meds if you need to and stay safe, my lovelies! You're so brave, have a lollipop! 🍭

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I would like to request an Assassination Classroom scenario where Female! Reader is Nagisa’s mother. Unlike Hiromi, she’s kind, sweet, gentle and doting towards her son : Nagisa. During a parent teacher day, she reveals much to Korosensei and Class-E shock (minus her son) that she was a former legendary assassin before retiring to protect her unborn child : Nagisa

A/N: Thank you very much for your request! I love that idea. Especially because I am currently re-watching Assassination Classroom and fell in love with that anime once again :D Btw I never watched that anime in English, so if I don’t get every phrase right, please excuse that. I really hope you enjoy this little work of mine.

Nagisa x mother!reader

 “So, you must be Nagisa-kun’s mother, Hiromi Shiota, am I right?” Koro-Sensei asked as you entered the classroom. “That is right. I wanted to speak with his teacher. You must be Karasuma-san.” You said with a friendly smile to the huge figure in front of you. Koro-sensei dressed up as his colleague because they couldn’t reveal him as the state secret to any of his student’s parents. “You are correct. What did you want to talk about?” He asked while some of the students in the background snickered at their teacher’s attempt to represent their PE teacher. “Mh, maybe we should talk about it somewhere private.” He added as he looked to his class. Everyone except Nagisa was present in the room. However, Koro-Sensei gave Nagisa the task to get something from the main building. He knew that you were coming and didn’t want Nagisa to be there as well.

You nodded and followed Koro-Sensei to the teacher’s room and took a seat. “I am here to talk about my son. You know, in the last few months I discovered some new changes in Nagisa’s behavior. Do you know what this is all about, Koro-Sensei?” You asked with a smile. With a shocked gasp Koro-Sensei stood up from his seat.

“How do you know-“

“I know a lot about you and this classroom.”, you said while he removed his disguise and showed to you his true form. “You see, back in the day I was a killer just like you.” Before you could continue, the door gave in and the whole class tumbled into the room with a shocked expression. “Nagisa’s mother was an assassin!?” They all yelled at the same time. “WERE YOU SPYING ON US THE WHOLE TIME!?” Koro-sensei yelled at them and changed his expression to his angry red face. “Uh…well…” They all tried to avoid the question as they stood up. You sighed and looked at them. “It’s alright, but please don’t tell my son about it.”

They all nodded and looked at you while they waited for you to continue. “I never told Nagisa about this because I didn’t want to be a bad influence on him. But when the government asked me for help to kill my son’s teacher, I knew that this was the reason for his changed behavior. Not only are his movements like those of an assassin but when I look into his eyes, I notice something else as well.” You told the yellow octopus. He gulped, afraid of getting into trouble for teaching them on how to kill someone.

“That’s why I came here today. I wanted to thank you.” “…HUH!?” Again, not only Koro-Sensei but the whole class was shocked. “What? Why are you thanking me?” Koro-Sensei asked confused. “Well, my son was never particularly confident, you see. And when his grades went downhill, and he got transferred to the E-Class it seemed that he gave up his last hope. I didn’t know what to do anymore and even suggested to him to leave this school, but when you became his teacher it really seemed to help him.” You said as you stood up and bowed in front of him. It was your gesture of gratitude. “Here, the real Karasuma-san told me that you like sweets, so I baked you a cake. Of course, the class can have some as well.” You smiled at them as they all stared at the delicacy in front of them. “NO! NEVER! THAT’S MINE!” Koro-Sensei yelled as he took the cake with his inhuman speed and fled the room. But a few seconds later he returned to say, “Thank you!” to you before fleeing the scene once again.

“That stupid octopus! I’m gonna kill him!” Terasaka yelled angrily while you chuckled. You now understood why Nagisa didn’t want to leave this class. “Uhm, Shiota-san, can I ask you something?” Kayano asked shyly. “Of course, you can.” “Well, if the government asked you to kill Koro-Sensei, did you agree to it?” The attention of the whole class was once again on you. “No, I declined. You see, I’m out of that business. Since my son was born, I stopped being a killer for his safety and I don’t want to get back to it. But it fills my heart with joy and pride that you and my son learn to be perfect assassins. I believe in every single one of you.” You answered with a motherly smile on your lips as you walked to the door. “I will go now. Please tell Koro-Sensei that I trust him with Nagisa’s life and education. Have a good day and remember to kill him with a smile on your face.” And with that you left, knowing that your son was in good hands…or tentacles.

[Posted on: 03.10.2020]

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