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thefloatingwriter · 1 year

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“everyone in harry potter isn’t gay” to YOU. i just don’t care.

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philzasjuicyass · 3 months

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HOLY SHIT.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lucifer #my hazbin posts #THERES SEVEN IF U INCLUDE LUCIFER. WHO WAS AN ARCHANGEL. AND THERE ARE 7 ARCHANGELS.#AND THESE ARE FROM SEPARATE EPISODES AND THEY MATCH AND IN THE 2ND ONE THEY HAVE MORE DETAILS THAT SEPARATE THEM #WHICH. HOLY SHIT. THESE ARENT JUST RANDOMLY DESIGNED HALOS OR ANGELS THIS IS FUCKING DELIBERATE. HOLY SHIT #hazbin hotel theory #ig??#hazbin hotel heaven

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aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202 · 1 year

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Watching Home Alone is so funny it’s like

Kevin’s mom: *hyperventilating into a paper bag* I can’t believe I left my son home alone, he has to be so terrified, my poor baby boy all alone I need to go get him-

Kevin: *actively planning to commit war crimes*

#mads posts #also holy shit all of Kevin’s dialogue? fake as hell #it’s driving me insane #home alone

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nomnomroko · 4 months

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also them (((: ?

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 fanart #Gale #Wyll #Astarion #holy shit that other post blew up???#so have the guys as well #what is happening lmao

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skywewe · 9 months

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The good omens lore is so good, wish the bible was real and not just made up for the GOCU

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #CERTIFIED NEIL RECOGNIZED POST?? HOLY SHIT

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gnomeboops · 1 year

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i love knowing basic css

#skull css saga #1k #2k #3k #this is well on its way to becoming my most popular holy shit??#4k #my most popular #5k #6k #holy fuck #6.969k haha #you all have my express permission to not percieve this post #9.99k help #10k #10 FUCKING THOUSAND WHAT #15k #hall of fame #skull curse sillyboy #gnomeantics original 🌟

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jestroer · 3 months

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Guys, there are. Two shadow people on the new banner

#in posts ive seen of it they weren't there???#did they just change it again or wgat is hgappening #if it IS the new members #frickibg 2!!! holy shit lads #hermitcraft #shitpost #i can't even begin to comprehend who TWO whole people could be. like. i was expecting maybe one. like holy fuck yk

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morganpdf · 2 years

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Lost my fucking mind at a red light today

turning off reblogs bc im tired of terfs in my notes. anwyays trans people are sooo much cooler and sexier than cis people but especially terfs. bye

#morgan.pdf #oh i forgot to tag SORRY </3 #suggestive //#i fucking SCRAMBLED for my phone. i read it and went 'that doesnt really say that does it'#havent checked this on desktop where i have shinigami eyes but this is breaching containment #if u reblog this post u acknowledge that trans people are sooooooo swag #yeah ok terfs are touching this post now. die 1000 deaths (shinigami eyes on for free blocklist<3)#5k #10k #20k #banger.pdf #edit: i only respect the person who tagged this with a transformers character. thats so funny holy shit

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nyancrimew · 9 months

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new blog post:

#maia arson crimew #holy shit two short maia posts within 24 hours #it must be like christmas or something

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finedinereception · 3 months

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“lilith got charlie in the divorce” “lucifer got charlie in the divorce” actually alastor got her

#update:#yall had your fun but i dont want a post this big #RIP MY ACTIVITY FEED FR #I DONT EVEN LIKE THIS SHOW LIKE ITS NOT EVEN GOOD #HE DIESNT EVEN LIKE KIDS??? HELP. IMAGINE GOING TO HELL FOR SERIAL MURDER AND NOW YOURE JUST BEING PETTY LIKE THAT #like i have a LOT of criticisms for this show but this one joke really got me holy shit.

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piratespencil · 5 months

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This is so funny to me. Reducing them down to their simplest attributes. Turning them into symbols.

#this is some bouba kiki shit #also!! i said this in the tags of another post but i've finally gotten to the point in my op reread where i've hit the moment #when i stopped reading op back in like 2014 #that's almost ten years ago holy shit!!!! wild #i know a lot of what happens in later arcs bc i've been keeping up with the op fandom online #but it's weird to be reading chapters that i've never read before... new and fresh op content #(i stopped reading around chapter 750 btw)#(and this is from the sbs at the end of chapter 757)#one piece #zosan #kk talks about stuff #kk talks about op

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thefloatingwriter · 1 year

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thinking about jason not celebrating his birthday for thirteen years and not even knowing the date of it until he was fifteen.

(and - if we want to make this even more angsty - thalia being the only one celebrating it with him for his first and second because their mother doesn't give a shit.)

#dayne talks #holy shit it’s not an it post #jason grace #heroes of olympus #mark of athena #will never forgive rick for making that canon #on an even more angsty note #does camp jupiter celebrate birthdays?#camp half blood does that’s canon #so i at least assume camp jupiter does as well #so does no one ask jason once like “hey what’s your birthday”#can you imagine this kid just going #“no clue”#i’m gonna cry

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lemonboyjosten · 1 month

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— the foxhole court (2013)

— the sunshine court (2024)

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lovelylonelymoonlight · 10 months

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Nothing funnier to me than dick going to therapy for like 3 months before going to Bruce and being like

“I don’t wanna be Batman”

And Bruce kinda just looks at him like “….okaaayy?? I didn’t want you to be Batman”

So dick has to go to therapy for ANOTHER three months so he can ask Bruce about That only for Bruce to be like, “who in their right mind would pick Batman over Nightwing??? When given the choice a world without Nightwing would be a nightmare”

And then dick goes home and cries because his dad is proud of him

#dick post 6 months of therapy ‘holy shit I think Bruce loves me like a son or smthing?!?!’#like hilarious a lil fluffy and Bruce can still be just as emotionally incompetent as ever #batfamily #batman #bruce wayne #batfam #dick Grayson #Nightwing #their family is so stupid I love them

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cacaocheri · 2 months

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sun's a lil shit but at least his tactics work most of the time

#dont look at me #aughh hhghguhug hghg #just take it just TAKE it #sun fnaf #fnaf sun #if you saw me post this three separate times no you didn't #holy shit tumblr is giving me the HARDEST time in the world when it comes to posting my god #finally not censoring this version dear lord #my art #charlie daydreamers #sundrop fnaf #sun security breach #fnaf security breach #sundrop #dca fandom #the daycare attendant

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var-username · 11 months

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Hey so not to be dramatic but has anyone else come back to this site and rediscovered the joys the internet has? Like, I've been active recently but today because of the reddit protests, I couldn't do my mindless scrolling there. Because of that, today I've been really digging in here and there's so much??? stuff??? and it's all beautiful and funny!

Anything I've seen before feels nostalgic instead of bots reposting for internet points, and whenever I finish the stuff on my dash I just find a new blog and suddenly I'm in a whole new world! I've had this blog since August of 2014, and over those 9 years I've forgotten that the internet can be good!

So thank you all for keeping the old internet alive and well in places like this hellsite, and here's to watching it lap other social media platforms by doing absolutely nothing

#and also bless the tag system on this site holy shit #no other social media site allows you to make so many tags on a post and easily filter them #without being like instagram and restricting what types of content are allowed or favored by The Algorithm :tm:#certified var original

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