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i love knowing basic css

#skull css saga #1k #2k #3k #this is well on its way to becoming my most popular holy shit?? #4k #my most popular #5k #6k #holy fuck #6.969k haha #you all have my express permission to not percieve this post #9.99k help #10k #10 FUCKING THOUSAND WHAT #15k #hall of fame #skull curse sillyboy #gnomeantics original 🌟

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i was watching the new quinton reviews video and this computer immediately stuck out to me because ??? so i stuck it into MS paint and i've discovered that the computers of mid-late icarly are on a whole other level & i want whatever this OS has going on. it is a gender to me

#quinton reviews #icarly #this is what happens when girls have autism and microsoft paint #i love how it's supposed to be a mac but they just went Well fuck that #got really worried i'd said the wrong version of windows media player for a minute but it's alright it is 11 #i was zoomed in on the image so i scrolled over to look at the windows key (see if there was one and if so what style/era) and i just see #this fucking . pear. i have to say i admire that dedication #to making the world's most glorious operating system... with a rainbow pear windows key #i want to know what happens if you press it #does this baby have windows + tab aero peek #hall of fame #1k #gnomeantics original 🌟

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the amount of lore that came together to make the above screenshot possible is fucking insane you have to understand like twelve different things

#donald trump #goodness me #hall of fame #1k #2k #gnomeantics original 🌟

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happy 15th

#ides of march #1k #2k #3k #hall of fame #gnomeantics original 🌟

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YOU GUYS

#barbie #hall of fame #1k #can't believe the terfs found it #gnomeantics original 🌟

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the grip that good omens has on this site is insane. barbie was trending at #1 for a week and now it's not even trending at all because good omens has pushed it out. ofmd is trending just from the sheer amount of people drawing comparisons. nobody is normal here

#good omens #i do find it quite funny about the barbie thing #because it was consistently trending at number 1 for A WEEK!! which is insane!! #(honestly as it should) #but then gos2 comes along #and fucking #not just ousts it from first place #but from the whole trending page #which implies that the intersection of barbie and good omens fans is huge #and as soon as s2 dropped they all just turned from barbie to good omens #which is like fair enough me too #love them both so much and both of them changed me on a molecular level and made me sob and sob #hall of fame #1k #gnomeantics original 🌟

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quite a jarring experience having a lot of new followers. all my posts that would usually get 0 notes now get 3

#1k #sigh #2k #hall of fame #gnomeantics original 🌟

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goncharov is listed as an actual film on google this is so funny to me

#goncharov #1k #hall of fame #gnomeantics original 🌟

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they made me insane .btw

#FEELING THINGS ABOUT NPMD!! #admittedly my first thought when taking this screenshot was 'this is LITERALLY the avpm gesture' #npmd spoilers #starkid #lautski #<333 #hall of fame #gnomeantics original 🌟

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23rd of december and i haven't even seen christmas adam yet...

#deeply upsetting #gnomeantics original 🌟

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a silly little doodle of him,,

#i've been doodling him EVERYWHERE hes easy to draw and i am normal #arion makes stuff #dhmis #don't hug me i'm scared #red guy dhmis #why is this gaining so many notes so rapidly #even my horse plinko post took a few days to get to 600+ this was posted yesterday and yet we're on 632 so far #WHY ARE YOU ALL GIVING THIS SO MANY NOTES IT TOOK MAYBE 45 SECONDS I CANT #1k #2k #hall of fame #can't believe i complained at 2k notes. babe try 17k #gnomeantics original 🌟

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i love paul matthews because he's just the worlds most average guy put into absolutely insane situations

#starkid #gnomeantics original 🌟

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god. just remembered that people don't know about boy toy from starkid's critically underappreciated 2007 web series little white lie. heartbroken

#yeah ok i made a reference and had to explain it #starkid #gnomeantics original 🌟

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for those unable to attend the livestream i present:

NOTES FROM THE HATCHETFIELD HALLOWEEN PARTY 14th October 2023, 01:00 BST (my time!) / 13th October 2023, 17:00 PDT (their time!)

Note: These notes are at times a little nonsensical and useless and just quotes. This is because it lasted from 01:00-04:00 for me meaning I was incredibly tired. Please bear with <3

Section 1: Nerdy Prudes Must Die talkback

Started with chiptune of Feast or Famine and then chiptune of Jane’s A Car

Steph’s dad may be dead but at least she has a boyfriend <3

Joey was eating beef and potato stew for most of the first segment

When Jeff was asked for the inspiration for The Summoning: “[…] I don’t know. That just popped in my head. It could be true.”  (His answer was Wizard of Oz.)

Section 2: Hatchet Town Trivia Challenge

I tried to keep track of “chat vs cast” points but lost count and failed rather miserably

Nora’s last name is Beanie. Nora Beanie

Jeff is “an avid lover of baby-water” (water pure enough for babies to drink) and “widely known as Doctor Spreadsheets” (my notes just say “baseball game”)

Every time the world destroys, Ted dies twice: once as Ted, once as homeless guy

Lex helped deliver Hannah by teleporting her out of the womb through the Black and White

Greenpeace Girl’s name is Harmony Jones!

Wilbur Cross murdered Duke Senior (Duke Keane’s dad) this may be explored in future.

Section 3: Workin’ Boys

All of my “notes” here are just gushing about the characters. I have written nothing useful enough to be put here

Section 4: Workin’ Boys talkback

Chad was not included in WB because it was deemed that nobody could live up to the legend. This spawned the “Darren 4 Chad” movement in chat

The Workin’ Boys album will be out around next week if all goes to plan. It is 5 tracks and would include Mariah’s version of the Show Stoppin’ Number monologue as well as at least some of her singing it (as seen in the show; hoping for a full version!!)

Mariah’s character in the audience was called Woman.

Lauren’s character in the audience was Courtney, Thrash’s girlfriend from Killer Track

Paul Gabriel’s character was Paul Gabriel

Linda Monroe auditioned for Workin’ Girls and was the only one who didn’t get a part (Ruth was chosen over her). This is why she was happy to see it crash and burn

The programmes made for Workin’ Girls had very detailed bios, which hopefully when in full quality will be readable when paused. This may set up the potential for the Workin’ Girls actresses to be in future HF projects where this can be explored

Jaime will hopefully be in the next Starkid musical!!!!

The Black Book was originally supposed to debut in Workin’ Boys, in its original form in 2020

The 2020 version was planned as a feature-length film but eventually it was decided that it was confusing and remodelled.

The Summoning was supposed to be in Workin’ Boys – the producer would have tricked Hidgens into making the girls perform a ritual; it was realised that this didn’t make much sense so the song was transferred to NPMD

Section 5: The Future Of Hatchetfield

Hatchetfield was supposed to be finished by 2020

Starkid is not going to be exclusively Hatchetfield in the future; their next full-length musical will not be Hatchetfield

NMT3 is hopefully going to happen provided there is enough interest! It was supposed to happen in the same year as NMT2 but they take a long time to write (much longer than a full musical) so that couldn’t happen

NMT3 would conclude Lex and Hannah’s story after Yellow Jacket

It would be produced more face to face like a TV show – Nick said “less Zoom call-y”

It would include stories withheld from NMT1 and NMT2

It would entirely depend on how much interest, particularly views on NMT2.

It would be Halloween themed.

“More things akin to Workin’ Boys would be nice” - Nick

The episodes would be:

Bottle Imps

“Bill Woodward has been chosen to test CCRP’s latest and greatest product: Bottle Imps. These reality-bending buddies will bring their owner the one thing they desire most. When his new imp, Lovely, leads him to his soulmate, Bill decides to use his magical companion to play matchmaker. But to help Charlotte find the man of her dreams, Bill will have to bend the Imp’s rules. Rules he’s been warned, must never be broken…”

Frankenruth

“Desperate to see a naked body, Ruth Fleming and Richie Lipschitz volunteer at the morgue of St. Damian’s Hospital. Their terrible plan becomes exponentially more terrible, when they become unwitting subjects in the experiments of the body-snatching madman, Doctor Lazlo, who claims to have conquered death itself. If Hatchetfield thought Ruth was bad before, then they will cower before the unspeakable horror of… Frankenruth!”

Becky Barnes Climbed A Tree

“Becky Barnes is on top of the world! Not in a literal sense, of course. She’s deathly afraid of heights. After years of struggle, Becky’s life is finally everything she dreamed it would be. She’s engaged to her High School sweetheart, Tom Houston, and the two have a surprise baby on the way! But as the couple prepared for the arrival of Baby Marie, a shadow from Becky’s past returns to haunt them.”

Devil’s Night

“Tim Houston has a crush. Unfortunately, it’s on his older, mature, and totally cool babysitter, Grace Chasity, who he fears will never see him as anything but a snot-nosed little kid. But when a devilish maniac with murderous designs on Grace attacks Hatchetfield the night before Halloween, Tim must protect his beloved, or join the killer’s growing body count. It’s another slashing adventure on the night HE came home… Devil’s Night.”

Miss Holloween

“It’s Halloween in Hatchetfield once again, and Miss Holloway is celebrating the same way she’s done for decades, staving off the horrors that go bump in the night. But when Duke gives her an invitation to his wedding, the dejected Miss Holloway begins to chafe under the terms of a contract forged many years ago. She strikes a new bargain, but unfortunately her creditors are known for their tricks, not treats. Just as Miss Holloway gives up her powers in exchange for a mortal life, a monstrous new threat rears its ugly head. As All Hallows Eve descends, and all Hell breaks loose, Miss Holloway must save the town or die trying… for real this time.”

Orbweaver

“Lex Foster had a life once. A home. A boyfriend. Now there is only the road, and her sister, and the fear of the men who are hunting them. As Hannah Foster watches Lex sink deeper into despair, she is certain of only three things: Webby is gone. She cannot help them. They are alone. Elsewhere, an old soldier awakens from a catatonic state. Returned from some unimaginable Hell with a mission. He knows that somewhere two magical girls require immediate evac… then maybe some coffee.”

As NPMD was conceived of first, it was supposed to be a Nerdy Prudes series: Nerdy Prudes Must Die, Horny Campers Must Die… (this was turned into NMT2’s Abstinence Camp)

The next Hatchetfield full-length musical would probably be about Miss Holloway if there was enough interest.

There is the possibility of a full movie set in Hatchetfield if there is enough interest. (Workin’ Boys was like a trial for how Hatchetfield works in film)

It would be called Cast Party Massacre

“The Hatchetfield Community Players. You will never find a cattier troupe of two-faced thespians. But when the blood begins to flow at their latest show’s cast party, they must consider: is there a secret murderer in their midst? And more importantly, who amongst them is a good enough actor to pull off such a performance? Can they set aside their petty squabbles and tangled romances, or is it curtains for this ensemble? Who will survive… the Cast Party Massacre!”

It would possibly feature the girls from Workin’ Boys.

The licencing rights to TGWDLM will be available soon!

#that took fucking AGES to type out #it's almost 5am now i'm going to bed #thhat was SUCH a good livestream though!!! #starkid #npmd spoilers #<- vaguely? a little? best be safe #hall of fame #gnomeantics original 🌟

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STARKID TRENDING CATEGORY 5 AUTISM EVENT

#I MEAN I KNOW THIS IS THE GAY THEATRE KID WEBSITE #BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT OF STARKID AS PRETTY NICHE?? I GUESS??? #I'VE NEVER SEEN IT TREND #I DIDNT ANTICIPATE THAT AT ALL #AUGH #BEAST MODE #i really have no concept of this site's userbase tbh #i didn't know if ghosts would trend after s5 #but i mean REALLY i was thinking 'well it would be quite cool if starkid trended but it's not 2012 so i'm really expecting nothing' #like fully this has put me into shock #sorry. but like i had no perception of this #me thinking that skblr was a small and fairly niche community #anyway #starkid #i love npmd so much i've been listening to high school is killing me on repeat since the 15th of september #anyone else watching hf halloween party btw? it's in fifteen minutes i'm so excited for workin boys and the new info about the future of hf #gnomeantics original 🌟

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NOT 2 MINUTES AFTER HER NAME IS REVEALED

#I LOVE YOU ALL #starkid #greenpeace girl #harmony jones #gnomeantics original 🌟