I think the funniest possible codywan AU would be for Obi-Wan to drop his lightsaber like two seconds into Order 66 and seeing this just completely overrides the brain chip as Cody explodes with rage because this just happened two minutes ago YOU KARKING JEDI
Obi-Wan: *trying to be a ho* 🥺 Cody, I don’t like scary things~
Cody: 🥺 I can-
Bail: *just tryina get past them in the canteen where he’s been doing paperwork the past three hours for fresh caff access* …BITCH IVE SEEN YOU POSSESSED AND TRYING TO MURDER ME AND YOU SAID THAT WAS A FUCKED UP AVERAGE WEDNESDAY WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER SCARY?????
Cody is pretty alright. We work together a lot, and he's good with meds, I guess. He's definitely got some weird obsession with me and tries to copy me any chance he gets. But it's whatever, as long as he doesn't fuck with me I'm fine. Jack doesn't seem to like him though.
Helen is also pretty cool. He's quiet and polite enough, but he has a mean streak. (who doesn't?) We hang out sometimes, but normally in group settings.
Absolutely love that every clone still working with the Empire that Crosshair has a mission with all go AWOL immediately after interacting with him. It draws him unwanted attention from the Admiral because it looks like he’s the key in the other clones getting radicalized and leaving to fight against the Empire instead of for them, but really it’s just because Crosshair doesn’t hesitate when they do to follow a clearly despicable order, clarifying that the Empire really isn’t the Republic they all fought for and that it isn’t peace they’re maintaining.
He’s not some rebel or otherwise, he just makes such shitty decisions that the other clones are like oh yeah the Empire is fucked up im out. That’s so fucking funny to me, actually.
*taps microphone* so i’d just like to talk about all the little kids in coruscant who would absolutely be out of their mind with love and awe for the corrie guard, and their fire engine red painted armour
these kids
these kids would wait at their windows to watch them drive past their window on a scheduled patrol. they’d be so thrilled to see them in the market. or when Fox is standing next to Palpatine in the press in his extra red paint
their parent will be like ‘want to talk to them?’ and the kids will get all shy.
they might even draw pictures of them to give to them
because no matter what the adults think, abiut flesh droids or military police being given more and more responsibility (that theybwould see as power) as the war went on, but little kids know what’s up. they know how cool garbage men are, and fire men (with the shiny red paint), and other civil servants that adults don’t think are awesome but kids know
and you know, you just know that Sergeant Hound, with his cute mastiff and awesome bucket paint would be the absolute pinnacle of coolness to an eight year old coruscanti child
Trick or Treat!! 🧛🏼♀️🎃 What's one/what are the thought/trope/headcannon/take(s) that you have for Codywan that you feel is/are less common? Doesn't necessarily have to be a hot take if you don't want, but something you don't see as much or that maybe you'd like to see more of?
Oh goodness, I haven't been reading a lot of codywan recently because I've been stewing in my own thoughts of them so I might not have the most accurate perception of what everyone's doing with the beloveds, but I do have one or two things that most definitely haven't changed in popularity that I would love to see more of.
I am a devout believer in vers codywan so I'd like to see more Cody bottoming! I just think those two are so single mindedly devoted to wringing every ounce of pleasure from one another's bodies so they would leave no stone unturned. Let Obi-Wan rearrange Cody's atomic structure by cradling him close, pressing him to the mattress, and showering him with praise as he fucks him within an inch of his life. Bless <3
Thank you for trick or treating @merlyn-bane !! 🍬🍭🍫
ClearAll: ...and it's been nothing but Darkwing jokes ever since. It almost makes me miss being feared by the masses. At least then people took me seriously.
Vitality: *grins* Don't worry, I'm sure there are plenty of Programs who still see you as a "terror that flaps in the night."
ClearAll: *groans and faceplants into the counter*
Okay. So. I was on tiktok and I remembered that live wedding painters exist.
And that made me obviously think of other live things that could be painted. And I have a one track mind so I obviously landed on Jedi ceremonies.
Which made me straight up tear up if Quinlan had a live painting done of knighting Aayla in a somewhat longer than usual ceremony so they had enough time for the artist to do the background (maybe Room of a Thousand Fountains because I don’t think they should all happen in the council chambers) and Quinlan and their lineage all there and Obi and Ani (Ani is here for big sister Aayla, Quinlan just Happens To Be There ugh) and all that stuff.
And I think that Quinlan would be able to touch that painting years down the line and still feel like he’s in that moment even tho his baby girl is all grown up and flown the nest, she’s right there looking up at him as he knights her.
-tag this as post O66 and I’ll kick ur ass it’s not about that I’m here for fix it fics not that stain-
Ok maybe I’m a little slow on the uptake and everyone else knows this
but i was wondering if Vice Admiral Rampart is making these snide comments to Crosshair about clones abandoning crosshair and how ridiculous his loyalty is bc he wants him to go awol so he can be like
“see? If even this clone, who was so devoted to being a soldier of the empire, can turn against us, how can we trust any clone? This is why storm troopers are better etc etc”