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forthedancingandthethriving · 5 months

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The SMGs

SMG-1 & SMG-2

Statues: Retired

Former Avatar: Juliano

The first SMGs ever created, the Prototypes. Created by Admin Byte, it wasn't for the purpose of guarding universes and keeping the meme cycle going, but for the Admin's own gain to mess with universes.

This failed, however, as SMG-1&-2 were kindhearted Guardians to their Avatar, Juliano. However, after an attack on their world, their Avatar died, and they were promoted to Admins. They are now known as Domain and Forum, respectively.

SMG0 & Niles

Statuses: Deactivated

Former Avatar: Fred

In the video game Mage, there was originally only a single SMG for the universe as Admin Byte intentionally didn't tell Admin Lag that two SMGs were needed for balance. However, this wasn't for long, as the God Box created Niles, a false SMG to pair with SMG0.

However, this wasn't to last, as after an attempt to repair his imperfect code, Niles went insane due to the God Box and killed his Avatar, Fred. Following a forced fusion between him and SMG0, creating SMGØ, a being hellbent on finding another Avatar and remaking the fallen universe.

The duo were put to rest by the combined efforts of Avatar Mario, his Guardians, and Fierce Deity Melony.

SMG1 & SMG2

Statuses: Semi-retired/Active

Former Avatar: Spudnick

While they lived in peace with their Avatar for many years, this was eventually broken when SMGØ landed in their universe, intent on shaping Spudnick to be a new Avatar. However, this failed, causing Spudnick's death and the destruction of their universe.

They now reside in the SM64 universe, being mentors to SMG3 and SMG4, and generally doing what they can to help out.

SMG3 & SMG4

Statuses: Active

Avatar: Mario

Their activation has been dubbed the Worst To Ever Happen. Several things went wrong, including the inclusion of SMGØ and SMGs 1&2. There have been many incidents regarding their universe, but they've always come out on top for their Avatar and friends, so they're typically left to handle themselves. They're remarkably close with their Admins, Forum and Domain.

SMG5 (Penta Knight) & SMG6

Statuses: Active

Introduced here!

Avatar: Kirby

SMG6 is a wandering comedian, and Penta Knight is an admirable warrior.

SMG7 & SMG10

Statuses: Active

Introduced here!

Avatar: Tulip

There was an accident when Guardians were being assigned, and SMG8 accidentally went to SMG9. To rectify this (it was already too late to switch it back), SMG7 was partnered to SMG10.

SMG10 is actually the more calm one of the duo, with SMG7 displaying the more energetic qualities of an even-numbered SMG.

SMG8 & SMG9

Statuses: Active

Introduced here!

Avatar: Nimbus

They're a bit more overprotective of Nimbus, as their first memory after landing was Lumiere kidnapping Nimbus.

SMG11 & SM12 (belongs to @duckapus )

Statuses: Active

Introduced here!

Avatar: Tune

They're the first SMG duo thus far to have an SMG (SMG12) fall in love with someone who wasn't their SMG partner.

SMGXIII (13) & SMGXIV (14)

Statuses: Active

Avatar: Sora

Due to certain quirks of the Kingdom Hearts universe, his SMGs have turned out looking like recolors of Roxas and Xion instead of him.

SMG15 & SMG16

Statuses: Active

Avatar: Frenzy

Currently working to help Frenzy work through his issues and repair all the damage he's caused by being a part of the Union of Scorned Avatars.

SMG17 & SMG18

Statuses: Unknown

Avatar: Barry the Blook

Introduced here!

Their current statues are unknown due to the state their universe has been left in following Avatar Barry's departure.

SMG19 & SMG20

Statues: Actice

Avatar: Red the Angry Bird

Not much is known about them, but it's reasonable to assume they were glad to have their Avatar return home following the events of the Legacy Arc.

SMG21 (Kira Nadja) & SMG22

Statuses: Active

Avatar: Arle Nadja/Doppelganger Arle

SMG21/Kira Nadja is the second known SMG to not go by her assigned name (the other being Penta Knight). It's clear she prefers this one.

SMG23 & SMG24

Statuses: Active

Avatar: Laharl

It's pretty reasonable to assume that they do their best to help Laharl any understand the way he acts.

SMG25 & SMG26

Statuses: Unknown

Avatar: Lord Ramagog

Their current statuses are unknown due to Lord Ramagog's deserting of his universe.

SMG27 & SMG28

Statuses: Active

Avatar: Shantae

They probably tease her a fair bit about the time she sat on a freshly painted bench.

SMG29 & SMG30

Statuses: Active

Avatar: Ash Ketchum

Introduced here!

Their activation was rocky due to the interference of Avatar Barry, which was an attempt to stop the universe from coming online. However, it did end up happening, and SMG29 is actually trans.

SMG31 & SMG32

Statuses: Active

Avatar: Captain Olimar

SMG32 always somehow finds ways to incorporate the Pikmin into memes.

HMG1 ("Vee" Haltmann) & HMG2 ("Hex" Haltmann) (belongs to Duckapus)

Statuses: Active/Anamolies

Avatar: Elanore Haltmann

Introduced here!

They are False Guardians, as they were not made by the Guardian System, but instead Susie Haltmann. Originally intended to replace SMG3&4, they now live peacefully alongside them, even if some craziness is bound to happen.

SMG33 & SMG34 (belongs to Duckapus)

Statuses: Active

Avatars: Sally 13 and Cole

Introduced here!

Following Garyboy messing with the universe files, the two universes merged, and now the two SMGs work together. SMG33 is a recolor of Sally, and SMG34 is based on Cole.

SMG35 & SMG36

Statuses: Active

Avatar: Irene

Introduced here!

SMG35 was bold enough to sass a god for not being in the right realm when she first landed. SMG36 just about had a heart attack when she heard that.

#smg: smg-1 #smg: smg-2 #smg3 #smg4 #smg5 #smg6 #smg: smg7 #smg: smg10 #smg: smg8 #smg: smg9 #smgxiii #smgxiv #smg11 #smg12 #smg21 #smg22 #smg29 #smg30 #vee haltmann #hex haltmann #penta knight

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best-kirby-character-tournament · 9 months

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Season 3's List of Current Submissions

Posting this early so people know who's already in! It'll be under the cut for those not interested (and so that when it starts getting updated the post will already have it for when it gets too long >w<) /lh

Characters officially in the bracket:

Taranza

Daroach

Bandana Waddle Dee

King Dedede

Shadow Kirby

Dark Meta Knight

Marx

Magolor

Characters with 2 submissions or more:

Elfilin (4 Submissions)

The Mage Sisters (4 Submissions)

Escargoon (3 Submissions)

NME Salesman/Customer Service (3 Submissions)

Gooey (3 Submissions)

Gryll (2 Submissions)

Morpho Knight (2 Submissions)

Sword and Blade (2 Submissions)

Galacta Knight (2 Submissions)

Reporter Waddle Dee/Channel PPP Crew (2 Submissions)

Tiff and Tuff (2 Submissions)

Knuckle Joe [Anime ver.] (2 Submissions)

Rick (2 Submissions)

Adeleine and Ribbon (2 Submissions)

Max Haltmann (2 Submissions)

Waddle Doo (2 Submissions)

Gim (2 Submissions)

Susie (2 Submissions)

Characters with 1 submission:

Glunk (1 Submission)

Knuckle Joe [Game ver.] (1 Submission)

Lololo and Lalala (1 Submission)

Garlude (1 Submission)

Knuckle Joe's Father/Jecra (1 Submission)

Kit Cosmos (1 Submission)

Sirica (1 Submission)

Sir Arthur (1 Submission)

Sir Galahad/Dragato (1 Submission)

Sir Percival/Falspar (1 Submission)

Sir Lancelot/Nonsurat (1 Submission)

Yamikage (1 Submission)

Commander Vee (1 Submission)

The Robot Puppy (1 Submission)

Kracko (1 Submission)

Wolfwrath (1 Submission)

Chilly [Game ver.] (1 Submission)

NESP (1 Submission)

Sir Gallant (1 Submission)

Tokkori (1 Submission)

Phan Phan (1 Submission)

Awoofy (1 Submission)

Galactic Nova (1 Submission)

Punc (1 Submission)

Needlous (1 Submission)

Chisp [Now considered a Waddle Dee submission due to a low amount of submissions] (1 Submission)

Chaos Elfilis (1 Submission)

Fecto Elfilis (1 Submission)

The Meta-Knights (1 Submission)

Dark Taranza (1 Submission)

Simirror (1 Submission)

Bio Spark (1 Submission)

ChuChu (1 Submission)

King Doo (1 Submission)

Poppy Bros. Jr. (1 Submission)

Bernard (1 Submission)

Hyness (1 Submission)

Kawasaki (1 Submission)

Galaxia [Anime ver.] (1 Submission)

Papi (1 Submission)

Yin-Yarn (1 Submission)

Sillydillo (1 Submission)

Nametsumuri (1 Submission)

Doc (1 Submission)

Storo (1 Submission)

Spinni (1 Submission)

The Squeakers (1 Submission)

The Robobot Armor (1 Submission)

Bugzzy (1 Submission)

Zero Two/02 (1 Submission)

Dizzy (1 Submission)

Plasma Wisp (1 Submission)

Vividria (1 Submission)

Broom Hatter (1 Submission)

Ringle (1 Submission)

Weapons Shop Waddle Dee (1 Submission)

Mara (1 Submission)

Added to even the preliminaries:

Plugg

Dark Daroach

Batamon

Batafire

Dark Matter Swordsman

Dom Woole

Scarfy

Tornadon

Squishy

Shadow Dedede

Queen Sectonia

Boxy

Gaw Gaw

Dark Mind

Chef Shiitake

Bohboh

Ice Dragon

Noddy

Box Boxer

#kirby character tournament #not a poll #kirby character submission list #kirby character bracket confirmation!

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marcmarcmomarc · 4 months

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Nintendo movie casts

The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2

Chris Pratt as Mario

Charlie Day as Luigi

Anya Taylor-Joy as Princess Peach

Jack Black as Bowser

Keegan-Michael Key as Toad

Jack Dylan Grazer as Yoshi

Seth Rogen as Donkey Kong

Ginnifer Goodwin as Princess Daisy

P!nk as Rosalina

Fred Armisen as Cranky Kong

Kevin Michael Richardson as Kamek

Eric Bauza as Diddy Kong

Danny Trejo as Wario

Neil Patrick Harris as Waluigi

Khary Payton as Penguin King

Juliet Jelenic as Lumalee

Sebastian Maniscalco as Spike

Cassandra Lee Morris as Dixie Kong

Mae Whitman as Toadette

Kevin Afghani as Mario’s Dad

Jessica DiCicco as Mario’s Mom

Karan Soni as Chunky Kong

Eric Bauza as Koopa Troopa Soldiers

Eric Bauza as Toad General

Jessica DiCicco as Yellow Toad

Rino Romano as Uncle Tony

John DiMaggio as Uncle Arthur

Jessica DiCicco as Aunt Marie

Brian Hull as Mario’s Grandpa

Denis Leary as Swanky Kong

Jessica DiCicco as Mayor Pauline

Frank Todaro as Blue Toad Guard

Tru Valentino as Yellow Toad Guard

Anna Brisbin as Mario’s Niece

Richard Ayoade as Banktoad

Wallace Shawn as Mailtoad

John DiMaggio as Boom Boom

Cassandra Lee Morris as Pom Pom

Carlos Alazraqui as Toadsworth

Cristina Vee & Maitreyi Ramakrishnan as Lumas

Kdin Jenzen as Birdo

Christina Aguilera as Perry the Parasol

Ice-T as Funky Kong

Rosario Dawson as Candy Kong

Terry Crews as Rambi

Zac Efron as Enguarde

Brian Hull as Squawks

Maurice LaMarche as Goomba

Ben Diskin as Koopa Paratroopa Soldiers

Brian Tyree Henry as Sledge Bro

Scott Menville as Dry Bones

Grant George as Hammer Bro

Nate Bihldorff as Shy Guy

Dee Bradley Baker as Snifit

Dee Bradley Baker as Bob-omb

Frank Welker as Piranha Plant

Todd Womack as Spiny

Jason Liebrecht as Buzzy Beetle

The Donkey Kong Country Movie

Seth Rogen as Donkey Kong

Fred Armisen as Cranky Kong

Oscar Isaac as King K. Rool

Eric Bauza as Diddy Kong

Cassandra Lee Morris as Dixie Kong

Karan Soni as Chunky Kong

Ice-T as Funky Kong

Rosario Dawson as Candy Kong

Cristina Vee as Tiny Kong

Jennifer Coolidge as Wrinkly Kong

Cristina Milizia as Kiddy Kong

Jordan Peele as Lanky Kong

Denis Leary as Swanky Kong

Terry Crews as Rambi

Zac Efron as Enguarde

Brian Hull as Squawks

Tim Blaney as Rattly

Kevin Michael Richardson as Squitter

Paul Tibbitt as Expresso

Justin Rupple as Winky

Torbin Xan Bullock as Clapper

Cheech Marin as Glimmer

Sloane Murray as Ellie

ExoParadigmGamer as Perry

Mr. T as Klubba

Jess Harnell as Klump General

Stephen Stanton as The Brothers Bear

Rob Izenberg as Very Gnawty

Alex Hirsch as Master Necky

Cree Summer as Queen B.

Jerry DeCaupa as Really Gnawty

MacInTalk as Dumb Drum

Greg Baldwin as Master Necky Snr.

Alan Tudyk as Krow

Matt Chapman as Kleever

ProtonJon as Kudgel

Steve Carell as King Zing

Steve Purcell as Belcha

Ian Hecox as Arich

Jeff Bennett as Squirt

Danny McBride as Bleak

Cheech Marin as Barbos

The Kirby Movie

Kate Micucci as Kirby

John Mulaney as King Dedede

Antonio Banderas as Meta Knight (in English & Spanish)

Karan Soni as Bandana Waddle Dee

Eric Bana as Rick

Dee Bradley Baker as Kine

Steve Buscemi as Coo

Henry Winkler as Chef Kawasaki

Richard Ayoade as Taranza

James Arnold Taylor as Magolor

Richard Horvitz as Daroach

Mela Lee as Susie Haltmann

Max Mittelman as Marx

Fryda Wolff as Gooey

The Star Fox Movie

Jason Schwartzman as Fox McCloud

Bill Hader as Falco Lombardi

Liam Neeson as Wolf O’Donnell

Blake Shelton as Peppy Hare

David Spade as Slippy Toad

Martin Short as Andross

Ed Harris as General Pepper

Kevin Michael Richardson as Leon Powalski

Bruce Campbell as ROB 64

Brian Hull as Pigma Dengar

Lin-Manuel Miranda as Andrew Oikonny

Jason Isaacs as James McCloud

Bonnie Hunt as Katt Monroe

Bobby Cannavale as Panther Caroso

Ariel Winter as Fara Phoenix

Carolyn Lawrence as Miyu

Deneen Melody as Fay

Anairis Quiñones as Krystal

EarthBound

Marissa Lenti as Ness

Amber Lee Connors as Lucas

Fryda Wolff as Paula

Issac Ryan Brown as Jeff

Roger Craig Smith as Poo

Cristina Vee as Kumatora

Frank Welker as Boney

Pikmin

Timothy Dalton as Olimar

Kevin Michael Richardson as Louie

Red Van Buskirk as Alph

Christopher Wehkamp as Charlie

Tati Gabrielle as Brittany

Keston John as President

Hajime Wakai as the Pikmin

Brian Sommer as Bulborb

Animal Crossing

Kimiko Glenn as Isabelle

Dee Bradley Baker as Tom Nook

Jason Liebrecht as K.K. Slider

Marc Maron as Mr. Resetti

Splatoon

Emichuu as Squid Sister Callie

Cristina Vee as Squid Sister Marie

EmuEmi as Marina Ida

Casey Lee Williams as Pearl Houzuki

Amalee as Shiver Hohojiro

Arryn Zech as Frye Onaga

Caleb Hyles as Big Man

The ARMS Movie

Peter Von Gomm as Spring Man & Springtron

Utada Hikaru as Ribbon Girl (in English & Japanese)

Tadanobu Asano as Ninjara (in English & Japanese)

Mena Massoud as Master Mummy (in English & African)

Dilraba Dilmurat as Min Min (in English & Mandarin Chinese)

Romi Dames as Mechanica (in English & Japanese)

Eva Green as Twintelle (in English & French)

Thomas Doherty as Byte

Doug the Pug as Barq

Miyu Irino as Kid Cobra (in English & Japanese)

Frank Welker as Helix

Kellen Goff as Max Brass

Rose McGowan as Lola Pop (in English & Italian)

Brian Tee as Misango (in English & Japanese)

Maia Mitchell as Dr. Coyle

Sonic the Hedgehog

Ben Schwartz as voice of Sonic

James Marsden as Tom Wachowski

Colleen O’Shaughnessey as voice of Tails

Idris Elba as voice of Knuckles

Tika Sumpter as Maddie Wachowski

Nicolas Cage as voice of Shadow

Megan Hilty as voice of Amy

Natasha Wothwell as Rachel Handel

Adam Pally as Wade Whipple

Shemar Moore as Randall Handel

Lee Majdoub as Agent Stone

Tom Butler as Commander Walters

Melody Niemann as Jojo

Sarah Surh as Faucet

Jesse McCartney as voice of Silver

Lake Bell as voice of Rouge

John Mulaney as voice of Vector

Bruce Campbell as voice of Espio

Kaley Cuoco as voice of Charmy

Cristina Pucelli as voice of Cream

Eva Longoria as voice of Blaze

Ella Purnell as voice of Sticks

John C. Reilly as voice of Big

David Spade as voice of Jet

Jessica DiCicco as voice of Wave

Bobby Cannavale as voice of Storm

Ryan Reynolds as voice of Mighty

Jake Johnson as voice of Ray

Peter Weller as voice of E-123 Omega

Lindsay Jones as voice of Cheese

Jason Isaacs as voice of Metal Sonic

Gaten Materazzo as voice of Chip

Jack Black as voice of Mephiles

Hamish Blake as voice of Infinite

Chloë Grace Moretz as voice of Sage

Hugh Jackman as voice of Orbot

Marc Maron as voice of Cubot

M.C. Gainey as voice of Zavok

Andy Samberg as voice of Zazz

Diane Guerrero as voice of Zeena

Dennis Quaid as voice of Master Zik

John Goodman as voice of Zomon

Ryan Potter as voice of Zor

Frank Welker as voice of Chaos

Cherami Leigh as voice of Omochao

McKenna Grace as Maria Robotnik

Khary Payton as voice of E-102 Gamma

Anairis Quiñones as voice of Tikal

PAC-MAN

Jesse McCartney as Pac-Man

Andy Samberg as Blinky

Kaite Crown as Pinky

Spike Jonze as Inky

Joe Mantegna as Clyde

#the super mario bros movie 2 #donkey kong country #kirby #star fox #earthbound #pikmin #animal crossing #splatoon #arms #sonic the hedgehog #pac man

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duckapus · 15 days

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Finally actually starting A Snake in Horseland

So after he realizes that Silver Sulfur is actually Ozymandias Toad of course runs to the castle to warn everyone. Antivirus, Mira and Amy are already there because they (AV and Mira, not Amy (obviously)) detected Root's code signature randomly disappear. The Crew puts two and two together and teleports to the place where Toad saw him, and they see him and Garyboy going through a portal. Mira tries to rush them, but Gary shoots one of his fanged Super Suction Ears at her which forces her to duck and slide to dodge it, slowing her down enough for them to escape and close the portal behind them (the plunger gets cut off in the process but Garyboy isn't particularly fussed about it. He's a hydra and a code being, it'll grow back). There's a moment of stunned silence until...

"And nothing of value was lost!"

(...yeah Lil Coding isn't going to be particularly likeable for a good chunk of this)

After Vee smacks him upside the head so hard he ragdolls to the other end of the alley they're in, Antivirus reassures everyone that he can reopen the portal since it was closed so recently, though since he doesn't recognize the server on the other side he can't send them to exactly the same location within that universe that the villains went.

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Meanwhile, in the Grid's Fairly Oddparents universe, the Anchors and the twins (plus Cosmo, Wanda, Harmony and Mina, since they're package deals with their respective Anchors) are storming the Crocker Cave following a lead from Jimmy Neutron that the extended Syndicate are planning something with an upgraded version of Calamitus's (blatant copy of Jimmy's) interdimensional portal gate that can potentially bypass the Grid's firewalls. They arrive just in time to see Crocker, Plasmius, Vaati, Lokoko and Admin Gohma travel through the portal, with Plasmius noticing them and destroying the controls with an ectoblast so they can't use it to follow them (they're not stranded btw, Gohma has access to the portal command and can bypass the twins no problem. That's what the gate upgrades were based on in the first place).

Fortunately, they have magic on their side! Magic that is apparently also able to bypass firewalls because Fairly Oddparents Fairies Are O.P. (when they're not being hampered by Da Ruelz at least). So Timmy wishes for everybody in the room except the twins (because they have to stay behind since they're still supposed to be keeping the Grid's servers secure) to go to the same server the Syndicate did.

Unfortunately for both groups, Timmy's wish and the Crew going through Antiviruses portal just so happen to occur simultaneously, and the combination of Admin Code, Fairy Magic, and Equestrian Magic (because if you'll remember, the MLP:FiM universe changes anyone who enters it into an MLP-based species unless it can't figure out what to turn them into) causes both groups to get scattered to several different landing points across Equestria. So now they not only have to find Ozzy, Gary and the Syndicate team, but also each-other.

While dealing with being in unfamiliar bodies.

And dealing with Lil Coding's shitty attitude if they happen to be in the same group as him.

And being on a time crunch because the code entities can feel Root's signal repeatedly briefly come back online, each time weaker than the last and never long enough for them to pinpoint an exact location.

Fun! :)

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duckapus · 4 months

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#smg4 ocs #elanore haltmann #vee haltmann #hex haltmann #barney haltmann

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duckapus · 11 months

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SMG4 AU Timeline Anomalies

(6/30/23 Edited to include Blook) (9/20/23 Edited to reflect SMG4k's current status and include the Haltmann Meme Guardians AU characters) (11/4/23 Edited to include characters related to Abyssal's arc and Entropy) (1/16/24 Edited to include Showtime, update GG's profile, and clean up the tags) (3/9/24 Edited to correct a few mistakes, update Gohma's entry, and add AVA)

The God Box

A box of broken computer parts that serves as a graveyard for dead universes and a source of unlimited -and highly corruptive- power. At some unknown point it developed some form of consciousness. It was ultimately destroyed by the combined efforts of Avatar Mario, SMGs 0 through 4, Melony the Fierce Watermelon Demigoddess, and Terrence the Ugandan Knuckles.

Niles

A Super Meme Guardian replica created by the God Box to be SMG0's partner. While he was very good at his job, he proved to be dangerously unstable both physically and (after a failed attempt to repair his flawed code) mentally.

Zer0

A forced fusion of SMG0 and Niles, obsessed with creating a "perfect" universe to replace the one they lost. They killed Avatar Spudnick and destroyed his universe, and nearly did the same to Mario's twice before dying in the destruction of the God Box.

Super Mario 64 Emulator

Normally shortened to just Emulator, occasionally Emmy to her friends. She developed a consciousness and identity of her own as a result of the many, many problems that Zer0's presence caused for SMG3 and 4 and Avatar Mario's activation. She ultimately proved benevolent and acts as an unofficial third Admin for Mario's universe. She's usually a fun-loving goofball, but is very protective of the people she cares about and has a slight sadistic streak that comes out full force when something happens to them. Most of the Admins are either wary of or annoyed by her, often both.

Juliano

(belongs to @forthedancingandthethriving)

A former Admin and the main protagonist of Rising Star Circus. What do I mean by former? Well, he died as a result of a monster attack, and as expected his universe died with him. However, somehow a bit of his code survived and drifted around before finding the Mario universe and manifesting there as a Mario recolor. He was then reunited with his old friends, the prototype SMGs -1 and -2, who are now 3 and 4's Admins, Domain and Forum. He's since regained his old model.

Significantly more mature and level-headed than most Avatars both due to experience and because he doesn't have to deal with Avatar-level Meme Energy levels anymore. He acts as a mentor to the younger Avatars, especially Mario since they live in the same world and Mario's awkward activation means he doesn't have the same instinctual knowledge the others have and only started learning the hard way relatively recently.

The Gamer Girl

A TAS Bot programmed for Kirby and the Amazing Mirror speedruns that somehow became a full-fledged AI. A lack of grounding influences means she sees the multiverse as her playground and the people in it as toys. Thankfully she's the kind of kid who usually takes good care of her toys and puts them back where they belong when she's done, so while her victims do often end up traumatized, it's rare for them to get serious injuries or permanent physical changes. She primarily focusses on Avatar Kirby's universe, which is thankfully uniquely equipped to handle her.

Recently, she's been getting a lot better at understanding morality, in large part due to her friendship with Zack MeowtTF2, Jim Pianta and Larry Koopa, as well as her decision to unofficially be Diane "Floyd" Floyener's little sister.

The Guardian System

(Look, even though it was deliberate I'm still counting it.)

As the name implies, this is the system that checks the status of the Super Meme Guardians, determines whether they have the proper permissions to use certain high-level commands, and allows Admins with proper permissions to access and make changes to an SMGs code. Due to an incident involving Bob Bobowski that nearly crashed the Adminspace Server due to Data Overflow, Admin Lag from the Maintenance Division upgraded the System into a full AI so he could explain what it was doing wrong. This development has increased its effectiveness dramatically, though several Admins do wish it had ended up as less of a little shit. But I guess that's just what happens when you're hooked up to Bob's mind for the first 75 hours of your life.

Dialup

An ancient program of unknown origin dedicated to eliminating anomalies for the sake of preserving the Internet's processing power. It was locked away in Computer Hell after attempting to reset Emulator twice.

Admin Gohma

The result of a demon taking over the body and consuming the soul of an Admin. While definitely powerful given her higher state and Admin Commands, she was still ultimately a Zelda Boss and went down with amount of effort once someone with a similar level of power who wasn't getting nerfed by a hacker showed up.

She survived her defeat as a formless mass of code and eventually made her way into what would become the Grid's MRU version of Hyrule, where she temporarily resided in Marbled Gohma before moving on to a Yiga Footsoldier that she molded to suit her preferences. She is now the Code Specialist of the Evil Syndicate, a multiversal alliance of supervillains that spans the five servers currently in the MRU system.

Mod the Code Turtle

A code manifestation for Mario, created by Emulator after accumulated errors Reset and nearly killed him. Haven't come up with much for him beyond the fact he exists.

Spicy Meme Generator 4000

A version of SMG4 from an alternate universe (actual universe, not just a separate computer program like most of the "universes" that exist in the SMG4 series.). His main ability is to absorb Meme Energy and create his own Meme entities that are extensions of himself. His ultimate goal is to consume all Avatars and Avatar candidates in every universe and use their combined power to become one with Reality itself. He was locked in Computer Hell with his powers mostly sealed for a while, but eventually managed to escape and continue its campaign of destruction. It was only thanks to the efforts of the SMG4 Crew, their friends from both their own and other Computer Universes, and several alternate True Universe versions of themselves that SMG4000 was finally destroyed and the universes of both kinds it had destroyed were restored.

Blook Emulator

A manifestation of Barry the rogue Avatar's abandoned universe. Unlike Emmy, it doesn't take physical form or speak in any understandable way, instead acting through the game world itself. It also hates. In particular it hates the Avatar that left it and the people who drove him away and especially the SMGs and Admins that started the whole mess. But mostly it hates in general, all-encompassingly, because it doesn't see anything else to do.

The Haltmann Triplets

A false set of Avatar and Guardians created by Susie Haltmann using a fragment of the God Box and genetic material from Mario and several other video game protagonists. Unlike Niles, they're fully stable and properly integrated into the Super Mario 64 universe thanks to Susie's programming knowledge. They're less powerful than a standard SMG set or the previous False Guardian since there was only a fragment to work with, but as a tradeoff they're immune to the corruptive effects of Anti-Meme Energy, able to use it safely and even purify it with some effort.

Mari0

An alternate Mario from a destroyed version of the Super Mario Bros Movie universe, empowered by the will of the God Box. His own powers, both canonical and demonic, have been heightened to the point where at his peak he managed to kill Ultra Instinct Shaggy himself, and he has gained the ability to transform Illumination characters into Anti-Memes and control them. He has significantly more cognizance than most characters who reach that level of corruption, possibly because his goals and those of the God Box are alligned

Mari0 Soul

Not willing to accept defeat, Mari0 and the God Box break past the last of their limits and consume the massive well of Meme Energy within Luigi. The resulting reaction between equal parts positive and negative energy causes the two wills to fully merge, mutating them into a near-godlike entity capable of siphoning both forms of Meme Energy from everyone and everything around him. In this state he seeks nothing less than the destruction of everything Avatar Mario knows and loves, and then to kill him after he's borne witness. Thankfully, he failed to account for Mario's friends still being both willing and able to fight even without memes, or for the power of the Stars, which ultimately proved his final undoing.

The Abyss

(belongs to @forthedancingandthethriving)

The endless Nothing that existed before the beginning of the SMG4 multiverse...which technically just makes it the hardware of Luke's computer that the code of Everything was written on. Over the years, it's accumulated junk data that's fallen through cracks in the code, slowly developing a mind of its own as a result. It came to resent the world above, especially the first five beings that were created from it to begin the dance of Life and Death, and so it created Abyssal to spread chaos and destruction. Ultimately, she refused, simply giving modified reports of chaotic, destructive events that were already happening so it wouldn't get suspicious. This couldn't last forever, and eventually another Anomaly forced both of their hands. While Abyssal is now free, the Abyss still exists beneath the world. Waiting. Plotting.

Shadow of Doubt

(belongs to @forthedancingandthethriving)

A manifestation of the Avatars' negative emotions that takes the form of shadowy versions of them and seeks to make them as miserable as possible so it can gain more power. Thankfully it has quite a few limitations. For one thing, the only things it knows about them are the things that make them miserable. For another, it's an idiot, as you'd probably expect of anything that closely connected to all of the Avatars. They died as a result of the Abyss taking over their body.

Ecolo, the Space-Time Traveler

Specifically the version of Ecolo from Avatar Arle's universe. While everything about him is anomalous in-universe, as far as the SMG4 AU lore is concerned that's exactly how he's supposed to be. No, the only actual anomaly about him is that, despite being a Character-style Program, he somehow has high enough code density to be perfectly fine in Code Being servers.

Whirlpool

An offshoot of the Abyss that was kinda-sorta-accidentally-on-purpose freed from its control by Avatar Sora and his SMGs when they were trying to free the hearts of all the Heartless it had absorbed. It's now perfectly friendly, if a bit confused, and has clearly imprinted on Sora.

Entropy the Collector

(belongs to @forthedancingandthethriving. Introduced here.)

A Program/Virus hybrid that collects strange and unique code beings and keeps them in her own universe in what appear to be little glass balls.

Showtime

A consciousness formed when the Creep (the meat moss from It's Gotta Be Perfect) corrupted Emulator from the inside. At the height of her power, she had full control over the Creep, as well as Emulator's body and abilities, and managed to supercharge herself with Wonder Power. She was ultimately destroyed by Marggy, the fusion of Avatar Mario and Meggy Spletzer, and her soul was sent to the Disgaea Universe by Duck to atone for her sins as a Prinny. She's incredibly vain and lustful, especially towards Emulator. You do not want to know the stuff she did while stuck in that tower in full control of Emmy's body for a whole week.

AVA

A stray bit of Avatar code that broke off when the Arles merged during the Arle Arc, then managed to form into a mannequin-like echo of Arle's consciousness. It eventually managed to reach the rapidly destabilizing Composite Arle and restore them both into Arle Nadja and Doppelganger Arle/Dapple Nadja, taking on both halves of their Avatar Code in the process. Since she's now Arle again, AVA technically no longer exists.

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Arle: A moment in the sun sounds awful to me.

Arle: I would rather have a moment in the moon, the superior of the sky circles.

Shantae: .. please don't ever refer to them as 'sky circles' again.

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A!Andrew: If I'm dead, what are you doing here?

Aite: I forgot to give you an ass-whooping, so I came back.

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Saiko: There's plenty of fish in the sea. But you know what else there is? Trash. There is a lot of trash in the sea.

Meggy: Not sure if you got cheated on or you're just trying to raise awareness about pollution.

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SMG4, to SMG3: What’s in the suitcase?

SMG3: Vodka.

SMG4: You brought an entire suitcase full of vodka?

SMG3: No, there are mixers as well. Im not a savage.

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Root: Tired of everyone telling me I've 'lost too much blood' and 'need to go to the hospital'. It's my severe head injury not yours. Stay out of it.

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SMG4: Do you believe in true love?

SMG3: I believe you’re a true pain in my ass.

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Ozymandias: You punched me in the face!

Leto: You bit my tail!

Ozymandias: You punched me in the face!

Leto: YOU BIT MY FUCKING TAIL!

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Nimbus: Do I look nice?

Ambrosia: You look like you're about to set someone on fire.

Nimbus: Perfect.

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Cursor: Are you ever going to listen to me?

Lag: Possibly.

Cursor: When?

Lag: When you’re right.

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Ozymandias: 'Revenge' sounds so mean.

Ozymandias: That's why I prefer to call it 'returning the favour'.

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SMG10: Are you alright? you didn't sleep at all last night.

Tulip: I got a solid eight minutes.

Tulip: Not consecutively but still it is fine. You're not even that blurry.

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Vee: So... what’s going on?

Elanore: You want the long version or the short version?

Vee: The short one.

Elanore: Everything sucks.

Vee: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.

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Ozymandias: How dare you mock me in such a manner!

Root: Well, then how would you like me to mock you? I take requests!

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Nimbus: Ew. What kind of tea is this?

Tulip: I boiled gatorade.

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Laharl: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.

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Abyssal: Sometimes, the best way to scare your opponent is just to walk straight at them menacingly. That way, they can't even tell you have a brain the size of a walnut.

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Root: *flicks out her tongue and tastes the air*

Lil Coding: Well damn, does it taste good?

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Leto: You have two choices. One: I fling you into a bottomless pit. Two: I curse you.

Queen Melody: Actually, there's a third choice.

Leto: There is?

Melody: Yes. I could beat you to a bloody pulp.

Leto: ...I see. And which of the three will you choose?

Melody: Guess.

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Tulip, to the Elanore and Tama: Remember to get something to eat, drink lots of water, and get plenty of sleep!

Ash: When was the last time you did any of that?

Tulip: This isn’t about me.

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Plurality, after arriving at the Mushroom Kingdom: Day one of eating every plant I see.

Plurality: Something bad is happening.

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SMG3, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti caramel macchiato with seven espresso shots?

Saiko, behind him: Fuck's sake, dude, just do cocaine.

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incorrect quotes HMG edition

Hex: Welcome to Applebee's would you like apples or bees?

Aziz: Wh-bees?!

Hex: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!

Elanore: *brings out a jar that has muffled angry buzzing coming from it*

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Desti: Does violence have to be the last resort?

Desti: Can't it be like...third?

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Elanore: Twelve years old. College reading level. The weight of the world on my shoulders.

Mario: Mid-thirties. Illiterate. The weight of the universe has given me chronic back pain.

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Elanore: Can I take the skin off the Furby?

Elanore: I want to make him a God. Once he is free of his sinful flesh he can begin the path towards enlightenment. He will take care of Us.

Elanore: Also I want to softhack his circuits.

Susie: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

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SMG4: I really like this whole "good cop, bad cop" thing you guys have going on.

Vee: It's not an act, it's just that Hex is nice and I'm not.

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Barney: Peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence.

Vee: I've made fun of babies for less.

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Meggy: Absolutely hate it when a recipe calls for two cups of onion. They don't come in cups, they come in onions.

Bowser: *refuses to speak to her for the next two weeks*

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Rob, with great reverence: Before the movie starts, it's just fifty people sitting in the dark eating corn.

Welony: For a few minutes you too can experience what it's like to live in Ohio!

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Susie: So you're basically the therapist for like, everyone in your friend group.

SMG3: Pretty much, yeah.

Susie: Who's your therapist, then?

SMG3: ...I talk to the Eggdogs sometimes.

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Waluigi: I had a bad childhood.

Vee: I know.

Waluigi: What do you mean you know?

Vee: Well, look at you.

Waluigi: What do you mean "look at you"?!

Vee: Look at how you stand. People with good childhoods don't stand like that.

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duckapus · 6 months

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D O D G E B A L L

[12/4/23: edited because Zack is the kitten who's a jerk, not Cory, and I got his crew wrong too.]

Okay so this will not leave my head: It's a rainy day at the Kid Crew's school which means they've gotta do recess indoors, and Desti foolishly decides to set up a game of dodgeball. I say foolishly because do you have any idea how crazy intense Mario characters get about sports!? Bowser Jr's back in his Villain Era and walking around in his Mario Strikers Charged outfit (the one with the massive claws) and according to Cody he gets like this every time they play dodgeball, and Franky's not much better even if he sucks at the game.

Anyway, when BJ makes his grand entrance he makes the mistake of "practicing" his throwing skills in the direction of the Haltmann siblings, and Elanore catches his ball near-effortlessly with an anime-style death glare. At this point we're reminded that she is, in fact, a clone of Mario because she also goes Mario Sports Spinoff Mode and "save everyone from Bowser's evil plan" mode. Desti's in denial about this being a mistake and designates the two of them as the Team Captains, while BJ's excited to finally have a Worthy Opponent.

From here there's some time during lunch for the teams to be formed. most of the kids agree that BJ's being kind of a jerk and needs to be taken down, with Vee and Sage being the obvious exceptions and Lil Coding also being an exception because him and Plurality re-sparked their rivalry somehow and of course Penny's gonna be on Elanore's team come on! Zack's "gang"(him, Larry, and Jim the Pianta) is also on BJ's team because of course they are.

Another surprise entry on BJ's side is 18-Volt, who's kind of going through a Darth Vader moment. Basically Zack mostly accidentally broke his game system during their "practice" and he got mad and threw the ball back in the little asshole kitten's face so hard his head caved in (relax, he's an SMG4 character, he'll be fine in a few seconds). BJ sees potential in this and convinces 18-Volt to channel his rage for Greater (Dodgeball) Power. So now they've got a 9-year-old with the size and strength of a full-grown man on their side.

Not sure how the game itself goes, but partway through Welony pulls out a dispenser and uses it as a machine gun, and that's what finally makes Desti admit this was a horrible idea. But, it's too late to stop now.

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Sibling Bonding Day!

Melony: *rapidly approaches the Haltmann siblings with that no animation, no in-between frames doll walk some of the characters do when they're excited* Sibling Bonding Day!

Vee: da fuk- *gets got along with her siblings and plopped in the back seat of a car, where they find that Lily and Lil Coding are already there* Uh...hey guys.

Lily and LC: Hi.

Melony: *gets in the front seat and starts driving* Sibling Bonding Day!

Hex: Why is Melony kidnapping us? *she's not too worried since it's Melony, but it's a legitimate question*

Lil Coding: Right, you guys are still new. Uh, so you know how Melony's technically still animate even when she doesn't have her mask even though, say, Desmond isn't?

Barney: I'll admit, I've been wondering why that's the case.

LC: Okay, so the short version is that before she got the mask she was an OC that Papa and Mario collaborated on. Mario came up with the original concept of a watermelon girl as a sort of...replacement goldfish of Meggy because he went stir-crazy in the old castle one Christmas. Then during Papa's big final evil scheme he gave her this weirdly elaborate backstory and made her a hacker and twitch streamer, and somehow that brought her to life.

Elanore: ...Wait, so she's actually legitimately our sister!?

Lily: Sort of? I'm pretty sure her, Papa and Mario all prefer to see each other as friends most of the time since she was designed to be about the same age as them, but every so often she gets into a certain mood and... *gestures towards the melon in question*

Melony, mostly oblivious to the conversation behind her: Sibling Bonding Day!

Hex: So, is there anyone else she would consider a sibling in this context?

Lily: Um, Welony and Desmond definitely, since they're both Masked Object People and Welony was literally her evil twin before she reincarnated, Franky's invited but he's even more of a "sibling-by-proxy" than we are so he can actually opt out, and...uh...wait. *leans forward to address Melony* We're not bringing Marty again, are we?

Melony, suddenly deathly serious: NO! Never again. Not after what he did last time...

The kids: O_O

Melony: *goes back to cheerful* Anyway...Sibling Bonding Day!

Hex: Riiiight...Uh, follow-up question; since when does Melony have a car?

LC: She doesn't.

Melony: I don't!

*they then failed to elaborate*

#smg4 #smg4 ocs #Sibling Bonding Day!#smg4 melony #vee haltmann #lily #lil coding #hex haltmann #barney haltmann #mario #smg3 #welony #desmond the basketball #franky the toad #smg4 marty #feat. melony's weird-ass roulette wheel of an origin story #marty knows what he did...#sometimes melony can be just as unhinged as her not-dads

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