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nymphrod · 1 month
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ALRIGHT BITCHES IM DRUNK ON COLD MEDICINE AND HOPPING ON THE NON EXISTANT BANDWAGON THAT IS APPLEDUST
Being bedridden, Im OBVIOUSLY gonna write a fagfic, so here's the beginning of it because im desperate for approval uwu
[[[“Ha! Good luck with that one.” Husk barked the moment Charlie, Vaggie and Alastor guided Lucifer out of the room to begin the tour of the Hazbin Hotel.
Angel and Sir Pentious looked at Husk quizzically as he made Mimzy’s drink.
“You heard him, he said he likes women.”
“Oh baby, I’ve made straight men quiva’,” Angel starts, using his pointer and middle finger, to walk up Husk’s arm, “all it takes is a little… effort.” He finishes his statement by using his hands to puff up his chest fluff.
“Ain’t that the truth! Men are too easy!” Mimzy snorts, sipping her drink.
“I’ll bet even Niffty hasss a better chance!” Sir Pentious laughs loudly, joining in on the bullying.
As if on queue, Niffty scurries onto the bar, stabbing a roach with a sewing pin, grinning wildly at the roach squirming, before running off to who knows where to do who knows what with the poor insect.
“IIIII don’t know about that… But I’ll definitely put money on Angel failing.” Husk adds, wiping the bar clean from Niffty’s ‘hobbies’.
Angel barks out a laugh “I’ll take ya up on that bet!”
“$20 bucks says you’re gonna be sittin’ here drinkin’ me dry when he rejects your ass.” Husk leaned on the bar, smirking playfully at the porn star.
Angel, leaning in to show he wasn’t backing down, “$50, and loser-” glancing at Pentious, “loSERS treat everyone else to a night on the town.”
Sir Pentious and Husk glance at each other, hesitating, but only briefly before they both slam their hands on the bar dramatically, shouting, “Deal." ]]]
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thingthatoncewastruee · 3 months
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i was going to post "nothing quite like a relationship between a marauders fan and the first fic they read of their fav ship" and then i was going to recommend "drunk on love" by amethyst_citrine bc it was that one that made me a rosekiller stan and then I realized that AND IF IM GONNA BE DRUNK MIGHT AS WELL BE DRUNK IN LOVE (i thought it was drunk on love... and that i made a genius connection... what an embarrassment)
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theethemoon · 5 months
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Drunk on thoughts
Yours and mine, 
Yet sober enough to note-
Your eyes, as they land on me
They hold a shine
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euesworld · 1 year
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"She's made of secrets and whiskey, but the secrets start to spill when she gets tipsy.."
When she's drunk, she always spills the beans.. she doesn't leave out a thing - eUë
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hawleywilby · 2 years
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veronica-hopjo · 2 years
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I want to be drunk on the idea of love but yet I don't want to love...
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sharkcutlery · 2 months
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someone said more drunk alastor. my wish is your command
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adriles · 6 months
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when we’re done with our overwhelming grief we’ll eat i guess
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malinaa · 5 months
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if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing
#imagine you're a boy who's going to die. you're in love with the girl you've been watching from afar. you know your fate.#you just want to help her‚ but then there's the announcement and she's here in front of you‚ kissing you‚ risking her life for you and you#think‚ i could live and i could love. you think she loves you when she hands you the berries‚ when she puts them in her mouth.#then you both survive and you go back home and nothing is real anymore. you have nothing. no family. no friends. no love. just an empty#house. a drunk for a neighbor. the love of your life walking into somebody else's arms. you think‚ i survived the games. i could survive#this. and you also think‚ i should've bit down on those berries‚ should've felt the juice burst before i died.#and then the third quarter quell announcement rings in your ears and you think‚ she will live and i will die as i should have in the first#place. the girl you love kisses you on the beach and somewhere you heart stirs and your mind revolts and you savor every touch she has ever#given to you‚ in front of the cameras and off. because you are a tribute and you are always being watched and snow's presence looms and#you think‚ i know she cares. but you get taken. you get drugged. you get tortured‚ your mind altered. the girl is a mutt‚ a murderer. she's#everything you despise‚ your mind stirs. your heart revolts. you gain more awareness but cannot distinguish reality from fiction and you#have never known katniss' love. the war ends. you heal. you come home. you plant primrose for her. years down the line‚ you grow in love#more than you thought possible. but some days‚ you cannot tell fiction from reality so you ask the love of your life‚ you love me.#real or not real? and she says‚ real‚ and kisses you.#and you sigh and kiss her back and revel in this. a home. a life. a love.#lit#the hunger games#everlark#otp: real or not real?#katniss everdeen#peeta mellark#text#tais toi lys#thgpost
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dogrotpdf · 9 months
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that one nat geo documentary about the lioness who lost her cub and then, thru her grief, adopted a gazelle but she didn’t know how to care for them and she kept trying to feed them meat. there’s something there but i can’t reach it.
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thursdayes · 9 months
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cannot get enough of these guys (man-shaped ethereal beings)🪦
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blog-uni-quotes · 11 months
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It's possible to be drunk while sober.
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goodomens-girlie · 1 month
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I just know Aziraphale was gabbing with those gays about Crowley and they all thought Aziraphale and Crowley were together, little did they fucking know
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euesworld · 1 year
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"Give me your lips or give me death, or better yet.. put them on my neck."
Give me two kisses that will rock my world, then give me more cause I'm in love with you girl - eUë
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whitneydaniell · 1 year
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by: Jasmine Guillory Published: Sep 20, 2022 Genre: Romance, Contemporary, Fiction 384 Pages, Paperback
★★★★
GoodReads Synopsis:
Margot Noble needs some relief from the stress of running the family winery with her brother. Enter Luke: sexy, charming, and best of all in the too-small world of Napa, a stranger. The chemistry between them is undeniable, and Margot is delighted that she lucked into the perfect one-night stand she'll never have to see again. That is, until the winery's newest hire, Luke, walks in the next morning. Margot is determined to keep things purely professional, but when their every interaction reminds her of the attraction still bubbling between them, it proves to be much more challenging than she expects.
Luke Williams had it all, but when he quits his high-salary tech job in Silicon Valley in a blaze of burnout and moves back to Napa to help a friend, he realizes he doesn't want to tell the world--or his mom--why he's now working at a winery. His mom loves bragging about her successful son--how can he admit that the job she's so proud of broke him? Luke has no idea what is next for him, but one thing is certain: he wants more from the incredibly smart and sexy woman he hooked up with--even after he learns she's his new boss. But even if they can find a way to be together that wouldn't be an ethical nightmare, would such a successful woman really want a tech-world dropout?
My Review:
I always know exactly what I'm getting when I pick up a Jasmine Guillory book. Pillowy Fluff -- Sex -- Nonsensical Argument -- More Sex -- Boy & Girl Live Happily Ever After.
Margot and her brother, Elliot inherit their family winery upon the passing of their uncle Stan. I thought that sentiment was cute however, I would have liked to hear more about their mom and dad. It's mentioned that they live in California, it would have been nice to see them at the anniversary party. By all accounts, Margot is struggling with imposter syndrome even though, she has single-handedly turned the winery around -- she does gloat about herself early in the story but then spends so much time questioning her role and achievements.
Luke walks into the same restaurant where Margot is already taking up residence at their bar. He's cute (of course), Guillory only writes about beautiful, dreamy, successful men. Margot's friend and, the restaurant owner Sydney, dares her to flirt with him. And again, in true Guillory fashion, that flirting leads to some very hot sex.
Over the course of about six weeks, we are taken through the emotional turmoil of a new, blossoming relationship between Margot and Luke. Luke battling imposter syndrome himself, he and Margot seemingly have a lot in common.
Here's what I liked:
Outside of all the secks. There was also communication. Although this love story moved quick (just 30 days), there were lots of moments where these two really talked and got to know one another. This is something I complained about in "The Wedding Date".
Avery! She's the best friend that everyone needs. A straight shooter and willing to ride with you, until the wheels fall off.
Elliot was understanding and kind, which was very sweet and I love how that relationship dynamic shifted. I would love to hear more about him, he has a story to tell.
Guillory never gives "struggle love" and for that, I always have to BIG her up. In this story, both characters are kind decent people, and even the arguments, don't o below the belt or are too hurtful to the other. There is no huge deceit that one has to forgive.
But with likes, come some dislikes...
My one and only gripe was, Margot blew everything out of proportion and that argument didn't need to be an argument. PERIODT.
Guillory, thank you for always having a no-drama, no-triggering, no-struggle love in your books. Just pure Disney Princess love. The kind of love that all little black girls should hope for.
One-Word Summary: Cabernet Sauvignon
Other Jasmine Guillory books I've read & reviewed. The Wedding Date By The Book The Proposal
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lazylittledragon · 24 days
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i refuse to believe that boycotting is hard. my favourite thing in the world is ordering maccies after a late night at work/a concert/getting drunk. yes i do miss it sometimes. but the other night i ordered from a small place near my house instead and it was the most orgasmic burger i've ever had in my life. i very rarely say this but fucking suck it up people are DEAD
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