ALRIGHT BITCHES IM DRUNK ON COLD MEDICINE AND HOPPING ON THE NON EXISTANT BANDWAGON THAT IS APPLEDUST
Being bedridden, Im OBVIOUSLY gonna write a fagfic, so here's the beginning of it because im desperate for approval uwu
[[[“Ha! Good luck with that one.” Husk barked the moment Charlie, Vaggie and Alastor guided Lucifer out of the room to begin the tour of the Hazbin Hotel.
Angel and Sir Pentious looked at Husk quizzically as he made Mimzy’s drink.
“You heard him, he said he likes women.”
“Oh baby, I’ve made straight men quiva’,” Angel starts, using his pointer and middle finger, to walk up Husk’s arm, “all it takes is a little… effort.” He finishes his statement by using his hands to puff up his chest fluff.
“Ain’t that the truth! Men are too easy!” Mimzy snorts, sipping her drink.
“I’ll bet even Niffty hasss a better chance!” Sir Pentious laughs loudly, joining in on the bullying.
As if on queue, Niffty scurries onto the bar, stabbing a roach with a sewing pin, grinning wildly at the roach squirming, before running off to who knows where to do who knows what with the poor insect.
“IIIII don’t know about that… But I’ll definitely put money on Angel failing.” Husk adds, wiping the bar clean from Niffty’s ‘hobbies’.
Angel barks out a laugh “I’ll take ya up on that bet!”
“$20 bucks says you’re gonna be sittin’ here drinkin’ me dry when he rejects your ass.” Husk leaned on the bar, smirking playfully at the porn star.
Angel, leaning in to show he wasn’t backing down, “$50, and loser-” glancing at Pentious, “loSERS treat everyone else to a night on the town.”
Sir Pentious and Husk glance at each other, hesitating, but only briefly before they both slam their hands on the bar dramatically, shouting, “Deal." ]]]
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i was going to post "nothing quite like a relationship between a marauders fan and the first fic they read of their fav ship" and then i was going to recommend "drunk on love" by amethyst_citrine bc it was that one that made me a rosekiller stan and then I realized that AND IF IM GONNA BE DRUNK MIGHT AS WELL BE DRUNK IN LOVE (i thought it was drunk on love... and that i made a genius connection... what an embarrassment)
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that one nat geo documentary about the lioness who lost her cub and then, thru her grief, adopted a gazelle but she didn’t know how to care for them and she kept trying to feed them meat. there’s something there but i can’t reach it.
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by: Jasmine Guillory
Published: Sep 20, 2022
Genre: Romance, Contemporary, Fiction
384 Pages, Paperback
★★★★
GoodReads Synopsis:
Margot Noble needs some relief from the stress of running the family winery with her brother. Enter Luke: sexy, charming, and best of all in the too-small world of Napa, a stranger. The chemistry between them is undeniable, and Margot is delighted that she lucked into the perfect one-night stand she'll never have to see again. That is, until the winery's newest hire, Luke, walks in the next morning. Margot is determined to keep things purely professional, but when their every interaction reminds her of the attraction still bubbling between them, it proves to be much more challenging than she expects.
Luke Williams had it all, but when he quits his high-salary tech job in Silicon Valley in a blaze of burnout and moves back to Napa to help a friend, he realizes he doesn't want to tell the world--or his mom--why he's now working at a winery. His mom loves bragging about her successful son--how can he admit that the job she's so proud of broke him? Luke has no idea what is next for him, but one thing is certain: he wants more from the incredibly smart and sexy woman he hooked up with--even after he learns she's his new boss. But even if they can find a way to be together that wouldn't be an ethical nightmare, would such a successful woman really want a tech-world dropout?
My Review:
I always know exactly what I'm getting when I pick up a Jasmine Guillory book. Pillowy Fluff -- Sex -- Nonsensical Argument -- More Sex -- Boy & Girl Live Happily Ever After.
Margot and her brother, Elliot inherit their family winery upon the passing of their uncle Stan. I thought that sentiment was cute however, I would have liked to hear more about their mom and dad. It's mentioned that they live in California, it would have been nice to see them at the anniversary party. By all accounts, Margot is struggling with imposter syndrome even though, she has single-handedly turned the winery around -- she does gloat about herself early in the story but then spends so much time questioning her role and achievements.
Luke walks into the same restaurant where Margot is already taking up residence at their bar. He's cute (of course), Guillory only writes about beautiful, dreamy, successful men. Margot's friend and, the restaurant owner Sydney, dares her to flirt with him. And again, in true Guillory fashion, that flirting leads to some very hot sex.
Over the course of about six weeks, we are taken through the emotional turmoil of a new, blossoming relationship between Margot and Luke. Luke battling imposter syndrome himself, he and Margot seemingly have a lot in common.
Here's what I liked:
Outside of all the secks. There was also communication. Although this love story moved quick (just 30 days), there were lots of moments where these two really talked and got to know one another. This is something I complained about in "The Wedding Date".
Avery! She's the best friend that everyone needs. A straight shooter and willing to ride with you, until the wheels fall off.
Elliot was understanding and kind, which was very sweet and I love how that relationship dynamic shifted. I would love to hear more about him, he has a story to tell.
Guillory never gives "struggle love" and for that, I always have to BIG her up. In this story, both characters are kind decent people, and even the arguments, don't o below the belt or are too hurtful to the other. There is no huge deceit that one has to forgive.
But with likes, come some dislikes...
My one and only gripe was, Margot blew everything out of proportion and that argument didn't need to be an argument. PERIODT.
Guillory, thank you for always having a no-drama, no-triggering, no-struggle love in your books. Just pure Disney Princess love. The kind of love that all little black girls should hope for.
One-Word Summary: Cabernet Sauvignon
Other Jasmine Guillory books I've read & reviewed.
The Wedding Date
By The Book
The Proposal
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