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adriles · 6 months

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when we’re done with our overwhelming grief we’ll eat i guess

#book 22 #im verh drunk #hi #greatest hits #not really sure why this one resonated. are u all ok #is everyone just at the shiva #yall need to stop saying you arent gonna eat then in the tags #i love that a lot of you are getting beautiful things out of this #but some of yall need to know i wrote this while incredibly drunk #this isnt meant to be all that deep this is just shitty iliad posting #more comments like this is just judaism. surprise surprise im jewish #but again this isnt about sitting shiva #this is me drunk talking about the last 3 books of the iliad #idk what to tell u man

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stromboli-muncher · 11 months

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Why is your art style so inconsistent? Not hating, just curious.

because i have maximum big dick energy

#i didn't think it was all that inconsistent???#looks pretty similar to me #idk what to tell u man

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kickassfu · 2 years

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i was gonna take a shower but i didn't and now its midnight and i dont want to but i should cause work and sweat and heat but now i won't and-

#yes thats the post #idk what to tell u man #im just aksdjdkfjd #<3 its just not gonna happen #why am i telling yall this #ignore me #brain does not go brrr today #it goes *malfunction sounds*

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wrathposting · 1 year

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Why does all your DC art look the same

possibly because it’s of the same character.

#idk what to tell u man #it’s not same face syndrome if it’s the same guy #anonymous

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wontonhasradsocks · 4 months

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#dcmk #detective conan #dunno what chap it was but its from when uh #conan gets shot and he's talking w heiji at the hospital #n heiji's just like yeah idk man if my ass got shrinked i'd tell kazuha so maybe u should tell ran about your whole thing #and conan's like hmm. perhamps i shall.....#but then haibara pulls up and gently pushes him back into his little repression cave n_n

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lethologicaee · 10 months

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akiangel on my mind

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#my art #akiangel #chainsaw man #aki hayawaka #angel devil #chainsaw man fanart #me and who guys me and who #the cigarettes look comically long but they were like that in the ref idk what to tell u maybe theyre marlboro 100s

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philzokman · 9 months

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sigma didnt specify Which of dostoys secrets he wanted to know therefore it can only be assumed that amongst dostoevsky's absolutely inhumane and grotesque secrets sigma had to sit through at LEAST three in-brain fyolai fanfics

#my man was trapped in there for MONTHS waiting for nikolai thers no way in fuck it didnt at least cross his mind once #not to mention theres absolutely no way he didnt at least Consider portraying himself as a romantic partner to nikolai to gain his trust #like this is literally canon idk what to tell u guys FHDKSJHM #lea.txt #bsd #bungo stray dogs #sobbing violently #bungou stray dogs #fyolai #bsd dostoyevsky #fyodor dostoevsky #nikolai gogal #bsd gogal #bsd nikolai

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ghouljams · 10 months

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Hi, I love your writing and am fully engrossed in the fae au :)

Could we please have the Konig version of the recent Ghost post about wearing his clothes and being scented by him?

*spraying you with the spray bottle*

Yeah let's do this.

Who needs more than 3 hours of sleep? Not you. You're totally absolutely fine, you actually love that your neighbors were up all night partying. Really.

You are so fucking tired. It was a long day at the shop, there were a lot of very annoying customers, and all you could think of was getting home and taking a nap. König fret over you the whole walk home, making soft inquisitive noises and hovering like you might collapse at any moment.

He follows you in when you unlock your door, concern apparently outweighing politeness. You toss your keys in the bowl and let him lock the door behind you as you toe off your shoes. König leaves you to go fuss around in the kitchen, you take the opportunity to strip and find more nap-able clothes. You slip on the biggest tee you can find and collapse on your bed. You are so fucking exhausted, maybe you'll skip dinner and just sleep.

You drift in the twilight in-between of sleep and wakefulness, listening to König make a mess of your kitchen, bemoaning the sun streaming through your window and directly onto your face. The kitchen noise stops and you get up to close your curtains, you should tell König to go home too. You're not great company right now.

You pad out of your room, determined to get your home to yourself and nearly bump into your giant. You blink slowly at his chest, hearing a deep rumble start up from it like an engine warming up. The sound threatens to drag you back into that sleepless twilight, and you waver lightly on your feet.

"Meine kleine liebling," he coos, scooping you up off your feet, "look at you." You don't want to say the sudden change in elevation has woken you up, but it certainly is attempting to restart your system. Your fingers twist and grip his shirt as you're moved from the hall back to the bedroom.

"Are you purring?" You can feel the rhythm of it under your fingers, gentle and sonorous. König doesn't answer, just flops both of you down onto your bed and arranges you how he likes. You let out a soft "oof" when he settles on top of you, his nose pressed against your neck and his hands roaming your body possessively.

The purring hasn't stopped, you can feel it against your chest now, pressing you insistently back towards your tired lull. Your head rolls against the pillow, as König grips your thigh and coaxes it against his hip.

"Too tired," you murmur, feeling him still before he gives a short nod against your neck. You can feel his teeth just hovering against your pulse, his tongue tasting your skin, his breathing is so deep and even. He's smelling you, your brain supplies helpfully, scenting you.

"Wearing my shirt," He fills in, you hum and wrap your arms around his shoulders, "Ich werde später meinen Geruch in dich ficken."

#i'll be honest König is scent marking liebling by fucking her 9 times out of 10 #very much likes seeing his cute darling in his clothes though #fae!könig #fae!konig #to the person who wants liebling to domme this man i wanna tell u right now this woman does not wanna think that much in bed #sex is the only time she feels comofrtable being sweet to König so idk man #do with that what you will #könig x you #könig fluff #könig modern warfare #könig x reader #cod x reader

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chronicowboy · 10 months

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buck and eddie's conversation on the fountain in merry ex-mas gets infinitely funnier to me every time it's like: your estranged wife who you're sleeping with on the DL comes to your place of work and announces to your nosiest co-worker and best friend that you can't talk without fucking, your platonic male bestie ✨ is absurdly quiet about the whole situation which is very uncharacteristic of him so you invite him to bring your son to a mall santa whilst wondering if you can ever trust your wife with your son again, once said child is out of hearing distance you bring up your bestie's silence, bestie replies that it's none of his business and you agree in a way that sounds like you're begging him to question every life decision you've ever made before immediately launching into a full explanation of the situation despite no homo bro sitting there awkwardly listening after doing the absolute Most to avoid this conversation because he's been talking about the situation with his future brother-in-law whilst christmas tree shopping, then he commiserates with you about the never-ending complications of sex with women, both of you are exactly three seconds away from wondering aloud whether sex with men is simpler, but then your son returns from santa's village with an elf who will tell your work husband that the two of you have an adorable son and he will skip away without denying this. just normal best friend things <3

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owlinks · 4 months

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gable skyjacked

#look man idk what to tell u #ive been obsessed with them since episode 7 #they are simply so.#anyway #gable skyjacks #campaign podcast #mine

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dnpbeats · 14 days

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☞ dan and phil appreciation week 6/7

favorite dan vs. phil: the final battle

#they just love hitting each other idk what to tell u man...#dnpaw #dpgdaily #dan and phil #phil lester #dan howell #amazingphil #daniel howell #phan #emmascrap #d&p

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michaeljoncarter · 2 years

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it really is starting to feel like every single person at dc has somehow just completely forgotten how storytelling works on a fundamental level. like i genuinely believe 99% of the problems they’re having could be solved if all the writers and the entire editorial staff was forced to take a middle school reading class

#eta since im p sure this is getting recced to people as just the first part: theres a longass addition in the notes lol #all the new news about dark crisis is making me want to actually jump off a cliff it's so bad #and ive been catching up on modern stuff and like #comparing marvel and dc rn is genuinely painful <3 #like i don't super love a lot of what marvel's putting out right now #but idk man #like marauders is probably my least favorite of what ive read in the past few weeks #but even in that everyone feels like a solid character with an actual personality and a history that's referenced #the way they're written is super annoying but you can at least tell the person who's writing them has actually bothered to read up on them #continuity is still a little messy but at least it... exists. and there's a canon to draw from instead of just 'everything is canon!'#u g h #im holding back a whole novella length tirade about this god god god

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so-very-small · 7 months

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the tiny, inside the walls, hyping themself up: It’s totally fine. Everything I’ve seen from this human shows that they’re kind, level headed, and normal. There’s utterly nothing wrong with this human, and I can totally befriend them! I shouldn’t be scared at all!

the tiny: *peeks out hole in the bathroom wall, looking up at the giant before them*

the giant, in front of the bathroom sink, obliviously doing their nightly routine: *removes their dentures*

the tiny, has no concept of what dentures are, who just saw this behemoth remove all the bones and flesh from its own mouth in one swift pull, without a flinch of pain: what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

#g/t #giant tiny #teeth tw #slight body horror tw #i feel like that warrants a tag #anyways I MIGHT HAVE TO GET DENTURES. FUCKIN WHAT #IM TWENTY FIVE #tbh i knew i needed them. but still. got that news today. fuckin nuts #anyways. sorry to ramble abt my irl life. but if i told any of my irl friends i was getting dentures id be roasted #not in a mean way. but there was a denture related incident at the place we all worked years ago. and they would be making parallels so fast #plus i think itll be fun to tell no one and then yank em out at a party as a surprise #can u even yank dentures. idk. ill find out tho!#again sorry for rambling i just love to ramble actually #(also absolutely no shame against ppl w dentures! teeth r incredibly important to self esteem tbh and dentures r a wonderful aid to have)#(like man im gonna smile so much after. chew w both sides of my mouth)#GO BRUSH UR TEETH BTW

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astarionlover · 8 months

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withers watching tav get drained to death by astarion in the middle of the night and doing nothing about it