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heartofwritiing · 10 months

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I don’t deserve you, you deserve the world.

paring: cc!wilbur soot x fem!reader

summary: a very drunk wilbur makes a belated confession to you about how he has be feeling lately.

authors note: I literally had this in my drafts since february and forgot about it XD this is two times I've used lyrics of your sister was right as a fic title ahha! this is purely fictional and for entertainment purposes only! hope you enjoyyy

warnings: wilbur has negative thoughts about himself (i love writing sensitive boys lol) alcohol consumption, fluff, pet names, wrote wil as a happy little drunk with mood swings, swearing, short, not proofread, unedited!

Wilbur stumbled through his apartment, leaning on a tipsy Joe, who was trying to not let Wilbur bump into anything.

After another very successful gig, the band decided that going out for drinks to end the night was the best thing to do to blow off the adrenaline.

Wilbur had taken one glance at his drink and thought fuck it, with the way his mindset had been, he needed something to numb his brain, even if it was just for a little while, and downed his first drink in one gulp. Letting the alcohol settle into his system.

One drink turned into three, then four, then by his sixth cup he was ready to fist fight a very amused Ash who had truly hadn’t consumed a single drop of alcohol that night.

You had been sleeping over at Wilbur's tonight. You said you wanted to see him after his show since you could not make it due to personal circumstances, but you would definitely be at the next lovejoy gig. He told you not to sweat about it and told you he wouldn't be home not too long after the performance.

Luckily Ash had messaged you notifying you that Wilbur would be home late due to getting drinks as a post show ritual after-party. You didn't mind, the band was getting more recognition which they deserved. He was so endlessly talented that he should have the right to celebrate the success along with his bandmates. So it was no surprise that around 11:40 pm you heard noises coming from the front room. You crawled out of your comfy position in Wilbur's bed and pushed yourself to the living room.

You then walk in on Joe kneeling over Wilbur who had fallen to the ground and was giggling incoherently about something. Joe had taken one sympathetic look at you and said “he’s all yours” offering Wilbur's hand to you that was clutching his wrist.

You bid goodnight to the boys, You waved to Mark and Ash who watched the interaction from the front doorway. When they shut the door behind them it was just you and Wilbur in in silence.

Glancing down at Wilbur you couldn’t help the smile that stretched across your face at his state. His hair was disheveled, and his shirt was unbuttoned at the top revealing his skin, and he looked so sleepy you felt so bad. He tried to pull himself off the ground, but he tripped over his feet, nearly causing you to topple over him. Luckily you caught yourself before you could fall.

Wilbur looked up at you his lips had the cutest pout resting on them but he shifted into a dopey grin upon realizing you were holding his hand. He was lifting your connected hands up like he was seeing you for the first time.

"darling! What are you doing here?" his voice was hoarse as he spoke, you knew it was the singing and the exhaustion catching up with him finally.

He must've forgotten in all the mist of the evening that you were staying over. Nonetheless, you didn't blame him, he had a pretty busy night.

Wilbur leans forward to attach himself to your waist, wrapping his free arm around your hip and pressing his face into your tummy. Warmth increased on your face at the gesture. Wilbur pressing so close to you made butterflies burst in your chest, which you didn’t mind at all he was being so clingy.

"I told you I wanted to stay over tonight, remember?" you said gently, carding your fingers through his locks. He hummed almost like a cat purring at your touch, nuzzling you further. "is that okay with you? I can leave?"

"no!" he instantly gripped your waist tighter, not wanting you to leave. "please, stay."

"Okay! I'll stay," You giggle, feeling his arms untighten slightly. "Let's get you into bed, yeah?"

Wilbur nods against your belly, and you pull him to stand up.

“I don’t deserve you..” he mumbled in your ear as he leaned on your for support had you walked to his bedroom. You didn’t quiet catch it you thought he was muttering something incoherent to himself. You shook of the frown

In his bedroom you help him to take off his shoes while he stumbles and almost tips over his feet. He mostly got himself undressed and put on his pajamas, which were just an old band shirt and sweatpants. Both of you crawled into bed with the hopes he would sleep off this drunken high and be his old self again in the morning.

Wilbur was curled into your side pulling you so close under the covers. You ran your hands through his hair as he blinked up at you.

“Darling do you love me?” he asked sincerely.

Your brain did a one-eighty with the tender tone of his voice. From his comment a minute ago to now this, It almost sounded like he had doubts about your feelings. You pulled back from him slightly so you could see him. exhaustion written all over his face.

“Of course I love you bub,” you reassured. “Why would you think I don’t?”

He looked away from you shyly like a kid who had gotten in trouble for doing something they knew was wrong. His hand came up to trace along the bottom of your shirt when it caught attention his eye.

“Well… sometimes I don’t think I'm good enough for you, that I have always not been good, and I'm scared that one day you’ll leave me just like everyone has in my life.”

Your heart sank at his drunken confession, but you could tell it was coming from a place of trueness and insecurity. It completely shattered you to hear this coming from Wilbur. Who was so wonderful and beyond anything you ever hopped for. To hear that he doubted himself and your relationship brought tears to your eyes. Your feelings for him were more than fondness, you loved him with everything you were and you couldn’t let him leave your life. he was your light at the end of the very dark tunnel, and you would just have to show him that.

“I'm too busy with my band, with my streaming, I feel like I neglect you too much, and I want you to have something better than all of this,” his lips slightly quiver. He moves to lower his head and bury it in your chest. However, you stop him with your hands coming up to gently cup around his face, to make him look you in the eyes. His eyes widened and his hands followed yours to grasp your face the same way in his woozy state. It was comical and made you smile at how he was trying to mimic your own action.

“I love you more than anything Wil, you’re so kind, supportive in everything I do, and- I would be so lost without you. I wouldn’t trade you for anyone else. You’re more than enough for me. You’re everything. I would never leave you, not even if you kicked me out of your life I am always gonna be here for you. nothing is ever gonna change that.” You let your heart take over with your words.

Wilburs eyes lit up and gloss over with tears, the contentment of your words hitting him through his senses making him break out into a dopey grin.

“Do you really mean that, love?” he croaks.

You nod.

He lets out a shaky breath and pulls you closer to him until your legs are intertwined.

“I know I'm super drunk right now and probably won’t remember much of this tomorrow but, I love you too, thank you for saying those nice things about me.“

You giggled and pulled him in for a short kiss to seal your own confession.

“I’ll gladly say them again.”

You pampered his face with kisses until he was a bright red giggling mess copying you, delivering even more kisses to your face. Once you finished, the small lamp on the bedside was turned off, and you succumbed to darkness, intertwining your limbs once more to settle down.

Sleep was just about to take over you when Wilburs slurred voice suddenly teased out to you through the dark.

“So what else do you love about me?”

“oh shut up,” you laugh.

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panickeddemon · 9 months

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DDLC characters when they're drunk headcanons

as someone who has never gotten drunk I am obviously the right person to make headcanons on this ;D (some of this headcanons are more set for when they're older)

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Yuri

-I think would handle it the best out of all them. She has the most experience drinking out of all them so she knows her limits

-She has a pretty high tolerance though

-One of the big reasons she likes drinking is because it lessens her social anxiety

-Gets increasingly more social and talkative the more she drinks, she’s gets more open and relaxed and is more willing to try talking to others even if she still comes off weird

-Along with that she also gets increasingly more impulsive

-She can already be a bit impulsive at times when she’s sober but this fact skyrockets when she’s drunk since there’s no voice of reason holding her back

-When she gets really drunk, without fail she will always do or say something in the spur of the moment that she horrifically regrets the next day which she’ll then proceed to agonise over it for the rest of the week

-If she’s in a good mood when this happens it’s usually just something really embarrassing that her friends tease her for

-If she’s in a bad mood when this happens something more dangerous could happen

-She learnt from experience how much to drink as to not get to that point but also feel the weight of social anxiety lighten a bit

-If she’s drunk she needs someone to babysit her and keep a close eye on her, when she’s tipsy she babysits her drunk friends

-Also if she’s around someone she’s interested in romantically while she’s drinking she can turn real flirty

-She’s got some banger pick up lines up her sleeve, Yuri rizz is real

-When texting, still tries to spell good when she’s drunk but it doesn’t work out so well

-Imagine her infodumping while drunk, imagine a drunken Yuri rant, 10/10 must have experience

Natsuki

-She’s got a short tolerance and she’s not afraid to use it

-Was scared to drink at first because it reminded her of her dad but it ended up working out okay

-To sum up her drunken self, whatever emotion she’s feeling when she drinks will be exacerbated when she’s drunk

-if she’s in a good happy mood, she’s the life of the party, she’ll be energetic, much friendlier, she’s loud, excited, might stand on a table or two

-if she’s angry, she’s willing to throw hands over a slice of pizza. Copious amounts of swearing and angry half baked rants, again she’s loud, she’s a scary little feral gremlin. Tries not to angry drink since she usually ends up regretting those the most

-if she’s sad, she’s a hundred percent gonna end up crying. Will be more willing to spill her feelings, she’ll complain to the nearest friend, she’s pretty quiet and soft-spoken in this state.

-You might even see a rare clingy Natsuki if she’s in a certain mood

-overall she’s a wild card, a mixed bag of a drinking buddy

-Really likes going to karaoke and singing really badly and loudly between drinks

-hates the fact that she ends up throwing up 90% of the time

-a lot of burps and hiccups, she chuckles at it everytime

-still has a pretty good sense of danger when drunk off her ass

-a drunk Natsuki gets flustered cripplingly easily and can’t hide it, she falls apart, keep that in mind if you flirt with her

-cannot fucking hear you if you talk to her in a reasonable tone at a slight distance, goddamn deaf woman

Sayori

-the least coherent drunk out of these four

-also doesn’t have a very high tolerance, it doesn’t take many drink for it to get to her

-doesn’t like drinking too often but every now and again is okay

-is just super duper out of it when she’s drunk

-she’ll be half zoned out the whole time, her brain is %100 just vibing

-surprisingly won’t say much, she’ll have mild reactions to what’s happening around her or she’ll say or ask something really random out of nowhere every few minutes

-if you ask her a question she’ll reply like ten minutes later, very slow processing, windows 98 brain

-is extra clumsy when drunk. She’ll drop and knock over so many things and probably fall at some point. The next morning she’ll wake up with a bruise with no memory of how she got it

-if she’s in a good mood when drunk she’ll be really calm and lightly bubbly

-but drinking is bad for her when she’s not in a good mood. Can turn into a sad drunk, her feelings become even heavier than usual and she can spiral really bad, she sometimes fears drinking due to experiencing this before

-tends to get sleepy and drowsy. She’ll always end up passing out by the end of a session

-on rare occasion, if there’s alcohol in the house she’ll drink a bit when she’s having problems insomnia problems

-also most likely gets extra cuddly and affectionate when she’s drunk or tipsy

Monika

-usually drinks the least out of the four of them

-has a medium sized tolerance

-the only reason she drinks the least amount is because of the lack of control she has when she’s under the influence

-doesn’t mind being a little tipsy so much, will just be more relaxed at that point

-an existential drunk

-starts questioning the meaning of life, her purpose, why things are the way they are and other deep questions, half of them end up not making sense

-can spiral too deep and either get depressed or turn into a conspiracy theorist

-either that or she’s a clingy affectionate drunk

-if there is anyone she cares about there, especially if it’s in a romantic way, she will cling to them the whole time and use every type of love language she can think of on them

-she also talks a lot, she talks about random stories or things she finds interesting or about her feelings, anything, she wants to shut up but she can’t stop

-and of course she’s more impulsive too and will go along with whatever idea someone comes up with

-she perceives her drunk self to be annoying and embarrassing which is why she now avoids it as much as she can

-protecc drunk Monika

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was gonna do some hcs on how the interact with each other but might do that another time im lazy now

(apologies if this whole thing is a terrible grasp on what being drunk is like I've just had these headcanons stuck in my head for a while now man)

#ddlc #ddlc plus #doki doki literature club #headcanons #ddlc headcanons #monika hcs #yuri hcs #natsuki hcs #sayori hcs #monika ddlc #yuri ddlc #natsuki ddlc #sayori ddlc #drunk headcanon #drinking headcanons

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aprincessnotaqueen · 1 year

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drunk!duncney headcanons

Courtney is a lightweight, we’re talking 2 drinks she’s tipsy, 4 she’s on the floor.

And she’s a very sloppy drunk. She doesn’t let loose with alcohol often, but when she does she doesn’t know her limits.

The first time they get drunk together, Duncan practically has to carry her from the Uber to her bedroom at the end of the night.

Since meeting, Duncan has become a sappy drunk.

If they’re not out together, he texts Courtney every five minutes with an update or a story or just to say he loves her.

Duncan is the most likely of the two to drunkenly call when they’re broken up. Courtney pretends she’s annoyed he woke her up, but she loves that he’s still thinking of her.

Courtney is beer pong champ. Even while drunk she’s a winner.

They’re that couple you always lose track of on a night out because they were too busy giggling with each other to remember what bar you were going to next so they always end up in the one next door instead.

The first time Duncan tells Courtney he wants to marry her, they’re drunk. She doesn’t think he remembers in the morning but that’s the day he decided to start saving for a ring.

Duncan never pukes after drinking. Courtney pukes most times.

Duncan does not deal with hangovers well. He only gets out of bed for the greasy morning after breakfast (at 1pm ofc) then goes straight back to sleep.

Courtney is that annoying hungover person who wants to go to gym at 9am to “sweat it out”, and drink smoothies and green tea all day.

#wrote this nursing my hangover today 👍🏻#duncney #total drama #td courtney #td duncan #chloerhiannonx #headcanon #drunk headcanon

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bluntfriend · 2 years

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Headcanon: how would the Directors/Doctors and SCPs (Cain and Able) act when drunk.

Any warning: Just some swearing. Intoxication. Some sadness for Gears but it isn't anything too severe. Slight mention of depression.

A/N: Just another headcanon. This was in my google docs for months!

DIRECTOR ALTO CLEF:

He starts off as the typical happy drunk. He is laughing, partying, drinking, and enjoying himself. But as he continues to drink then he would turns into a reckless/aggressive drunk. You would have to stop him from starting fights with someone tbh. He is ready to throw down with anyone at any time that dares to provoke him. Or if anyone is trying to start anything with his fellow doctors. He is ready to fight anyone for them too. He just wants to fight anyone when possible tbh.

*Once punched a guy who turned out to be a GOC agent and a whole bar brawl started because of that. None of them are allowed back in that club after that.

DIRECTOR BRIGHT JACK:

He is, of course, the life of the party. (Next to Kondraki and Clef).

He would be fun to be around (at first) that is. Makes everyone laugh, and encourages more drinking and dancing. But then Kondraki would challenge him into doing more shots together. In which both of them will become even more intoxicated and reckless. He would begin thinking that he is somehow invincible and starts doing some dangerous stunts. Like, trying to dance on the bar stand or jumping over tables.

Wouldn't listen to a word you're saying when you try telling him to calm down a bit either. He is like a man child lol. Then he would proceed to run away from you because "he is just trying to have some fun!!"

And he is hella fast too. So, good luck trying to catch him. You are probably going to lose him in the crowd.

Also, he just disappears for a while too lol... no one would see him for a while. Until suddenly everyone (in the club) hears a very drunk and loud voice trying to speak over the microphone. And the voice sounds a bit familiar... and of course, it's him.

This motherfucker somehow made it on stage. Not wearing a shirt, speaking some nonsense in the microphone. Even the DJ looks confused asf.

DOCTOR CHARLES GEARS:

First, whoever convinced Gears to drink... wow... kudos to them. He almost never drinks. He is not a fan of alcohol and doesn't like how it makes him feel. So, he just prefers to not drink. It would take some convincing to actually have him take some drinks too.

But he is definitely the quiet type of drunk. For the first few drinks, he would be fine but after (six) more drinks, he would feel the effects. He becomes very quiet. Quieter than usual. He would stare intensely at his glass cup or into space with an intense expression on his face. Which is entirely different from his usual stoic expression. You would think that he is probably contemplating something very serious due to his facial expression. But he isn't. He is just thinking about the dreadful migraine he is going to have tomorrow morning. The annoying hangover... starts regretting his decision for even coming to the bar... he even debates on just leaving now... It isn't like the others can even stop him from leaving either.

Gears is the type of guy who would sit calmly in the background while a whole bar brawl is happening. He isn't going to become involved in that nonsense. He isn't in the mood to stop fighting either lol. He is just trying to enjoy his drink. Let him enjoy his drink. But- if someone dared to try and punch him or start anything with him then he wouldn't hesitate to pull up lol.

It may not seem like it but he knows how to mess someone up but just prefers not to. He doesn't like to revert to violence. However, if a person thinks that they can just start something with him for no reason and that he isn't going to do anything about it... they got another thing coming...

Bonus: There are other times when he does drink (and depending on how many drinks he has) he can become very depressed. He just starts thinking about his life… the choices he has made and his job… and everything just starts to bum him out tbh. He wouldn't voice it to others as well since he doesn't want to bum them out or scare them.

DOCTOR ICEBERG:

Becomes so affectionate. Not the affectionate type that is trying to kiss you or anything like that. But the affectionate type to talk about how much he appreciates you. And how much you mean to him. How of a great friend you are to him. And just how special you are. He just wants to shower you with the appreciation you deserve... okay?? Just let him. Even though it is just him repeating himself several times. Let him talk. He isn't going to stop talking if you told him either way.

Would give you so many hugs too. Just out of nowhere.

He is such a happy little bean!! Such a cutie!!!

But then he stops taking so many drinks and says that he just has to "lay down for a moment..." then falls asleep on his seat. And is probably going to sleep for a while. You may be wondering how the hell can he sleep with so much noise around him?? Who the fuck knows...

So, just keep an eye on him so he doesn't land on his head when he falls eventually.

DOCTOR SIMON GLASS:

Oh... Glass lol.

He is also one who doesn't enjoy drinking much as well so he would tell himself that he is going to only be having three drinks. Only three drinks. Then he is going home. That is it. But then he is convinced forced to continue drinking by Clef and Kondraki. (Who are such enablers!) And then those three drinks turn into ten drinks. And before he knows it, he is on the dance floor with Rights with more drinks in his hands.

He is also the "I am not drunk!" type who refuses to admit that he is intoxicated.

Oddly too even when he is drunk, he is still able to hold solid conversations with others. Like, he is self-aware enough to give someone great advice when they ask for it. You would find him at the bar stand giving the bartender a whole freaking therapy session while asking for more drinks.

DOCTOR AGATHA RIGHTS:

Yeah, she can be a handful when intoxicated lol. (Not as bad as the guys but best to keep an eye on her as the night continues).

Things would start at the bar stand, you would have to stop her from mixing drinks. She would claim that she is trying to make it taste better but that is total bullshit. And she doesn't even drink it either like she would take one sip of it and see how disgusting or weird tasting it is and try to coax one of the guys to drink it.

*Poor Iceberg didn't know what it was and drank it. Nearly throw up because of it… He just start gagging.

No matter how persuasive she may seem DO NOT DRINK ANYTHING SHE HANDS YOU!! It is just a disgusting drink she mixed... not worth it.

Even the bartender told her to stop mixing drinks but she then snapped at them like: Fuck off! I used to be a chemist for two years and I know what I'm fucking doing! She's a mess…

But there are other times when she would want to dance. And if she has her S/O with her then she is going to drag them onto the dance floor. She wants to dance with them. And she isn't going to take no as an answer. Just dance with her.

DOCTOR BEN KONDRAKI:

He is the one who is ALWAYS FIGHTING THE BOUNCER FOR SOME REASON! It is quite impressive how easily he got into that fight tbh... he doesn't even have to try... It is like he actually looks forward to fighting the bouncer... smh...

SCP-073 (CAIN):

Such a lightweight. He becomes drunk after like three shots. It is kind of amusing a little to see how easily he can become intoxicated lol.

He becomes so happy and bubbly. Cain is usually a calm and collected person who rarely becomes overly enthusiastic about things. So, when he is intoxicated, you're going to see a different side of Cain. He is going to be laughing at random shit. Starts talking very loud too.

But as he continues drinking then he can become a bit reckless. So, Able would have to actively stop him from making bad decisions.

*Able would also become slightly annoyed with having to practically babysit his older brother but surprisingly doesn't lose his temper with him. He would just easily take away the drinks from him. Yet, Cain is always somehow finding more...

He will literally threaten the bartender if they continue serving him drinks.

Meanwhile, Iris is the one giving him more drinks behind Able's back.

Even though he repeatedly told her to stop giving him more. He ends up finding out later on and starts lecturing her for being such an enabler.

By the end of the night, Able and Kondraki had to practically carry him out of the bar. He wasn't able to walk on his own. The next day you will find Able chastising both Iris and his older brother for drinking so recklessly. Cain is nursing his split headache on the couch. And Iris is lying on the floor trying to nurse her own hangover.

SCP-076-2 (ABLE):

He isn't a lightweight like his older brother. He is able to handle his alcohol pretty well. He would be taking shots left and right but it wouldn't affect him just yet. After probably ten drinks then he would feel it. However... alcohol doesn't affect Able in the normal sense.

Alcohol makes him somehow... calm?? It's weird. But drinking just makes him calmer.

Typically, he can be this sometimes hard-ass or a grumpy person who rarely socializes with others. That is our typical Able... But once he is drunk he becomes more laidback. He is smiling, laughing, and socializing with others. Telling a few funny stories too. And doesn't seem angry at all.

It can be surreal to see this completely different side of Able. It is kind of nice to see too...

He stops being grumpy. He becomes a little easygoing too. But he is still self-aware. He wouldn't do anything stupid or reckless while drunk so you wouldn't have to look after him.

Able doesn't turn into the aggressive/reckless drunk either. He is kind of the happy/relaxed type of drunk. He is going to loosen up a bit but not too much like the others do.

Bonus: He has this tendency to switch languages while talking to someone at times. Kind of became a natural habit of his. But he knows not to do it often (because it can confuse people so he doesn't do it too much when sober but when he is drunk, he doesn't even consider it). He would be telling you a story about something that he claims is funny when suddenly he changes languages mid-sentence. He would be like: You should have been there, Y/N, it was -switches languages mid-sentence-

Like you can somehow suddenly understand Ancient Sumerian...

And you're just standing trying to understand what he is saying but to no avail. When you do tell him that you can't understand what he is trying to say he gives you this annoyed look and says: ..have you not been listening to me, Y/N?! You know- the- and switches languages again...

*However, Able would spend most of his time keeping an eye on his older brother too. Because he knows how Cain becomes when drunk. He doesn't want his older brother to blackout or make bad decisions when intoxicated. He knows how of a lightweight his brother is and tries to look out for him.

Such a caring and considerate younger brother…🥺but he would never admit it lol.

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sev-on-kamino · 10 months

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Drunk Headcanons

Shout out to @freesia-writes for this amazing idea!!!

A spin-off of “drunk history”, this is the show where we get to share our most random or unhinged headcanons! You don’t have to be drunk when you do it, but the equivalent silliness and freedom of speech is welcome.

Here’s how it works:

I post this with the clone of my choice. I have now assumed the role of [Clone] Expert.

You send your most insightful, funny, spicy, clever, random headcanons about that clone to my Asks.

I, as [Clone] Expert, answer each headcanon with my own, either agreeing or modifying or disagreeing or whatever, and include a poll so others can chip in.

All the Asks create a stupendous tornado of extraneous information about this character.

You repost and repeat with the clone of your choice!

I’m going with Commander Thorn 😎

#drunk headcanon #drunk history #tcw commander thorn #clone commander thorn #seven writes

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chloeisokay · 10 months

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c!Sam is a happy drunk. He’d go up to Dream in like their cottage and be like “whos my fluffy boyfriend?” And pick Dream up. He’d be so blushy and just talk about how he loves Dream so much.

#dsmp headcanon #c!awesamdude #c!dream #c!awesamdream #they’re so cute #drunk headcanon #tw alochol

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jumbleofw0rds · 1 year

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Drunk marauders

James: Does crazy things, always tries to impress Lily

Remus: Is barely affected

Lily: Giggles at everything

Mary: Restless, always wants to dance

Marlene: Really loud without realizing

Sirius: Says "I love you" to everyone

Peter: Says all his intrusive thoughts out loud

#marauders #marauders era #hp marauders #headcanon #james potter #remus lupin #lily evans #lily potter #mary macdonald #Marlene mckinnon #sirius black #peter pettigrew #drunk headcanon

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kward-the-local-cryptid · 7 months

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Okay so like

I love the idea of Caleb and Esssek not realizing they are flirting until someone points it out to them.

Like them just vibing together and then blunt Beau just chiming in over dinner like, "You two realize this is super flirtatious right?"

And Caleb and Essek just looking at each other like, "We were flirting???!?!?!???"

S tier shit right there folks.

Better if they kiss after the dinner to confirm.

#shitposting #drunk thoughts #shit posting #cr headcanons #critical role headcanons #drunk headcanon #Im durnk #drunk #good vibes though #immaculate ship vibes #in my drunk opinon

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aules-percious-maia · 1 year

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What type of drunk would Mairon be?

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Headcanon of Mairon who rarely ever looses his mind or control. But only occasions like great wins or celebrations Mairon will drink a few cups of wine with friends. He is a extreme Lightweight so two glasses of wine and he is drunk. He is either a Happy sleepy drunk or a flirty sedistic drunk. Not many ever see him in such a state wmd those who have will never forget their interactions with him.

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xxsabitoxx · 7 months

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Drunk!Satoru thoughts ~ 18+

Drunk Satoru would get wasted off of half a spiked seltzer. This bitch would be white girl wasted, sobbing in the corner of the room asking you if you’d still love him if he was a worm. He’s gonna be a whiny little bitch and so utterly sensitive. Even you caressing his arm will have him whimpering and whining.

You could ask drunk Satoru to sit on your lap… no better yet STRADDLE your lap and he’s doing it with enthusiasm. Doesn’t mater that he’s taller and bigger than you, he will put all of his weight on you and nearly crush you with the force of his love.

Sloppy make outs with drunk Satoru will always lead to sloppy fucking. Sloppy because he’s too far gone to actually be on top in any capacity, he’s relying on you to ride his dick till you’re done and will not be able to assist you in any capacity.

Sloppy because you’re equally as drunk and cannot bounce on his lap without his assistance after a while. So it turns into this wet mess of just half heartedly bouncing while primarily grinding your hip down on his.

Drunk Satoru is practically sobbing as you ride his dick, not stopping even after he has cum because he’s still fucking hard and you want to milk him for everything he’s worth. Either that or you’ll pass out first.

#I should mention I was also drunk when I wrote this #jujutsu kaisen smut #gojo satoru smut #gojo satoru imagine #satoru smut #gojo smut #gojo #jujutsu kaisen gojo #satoru gojo imagine #satoru gojo headcanons #gojo satoru x reader #jjk satoru #gojo x reader #jjk smut #gojo x y/n #gojo headcanons #gojo imagine #satoru imagine #gojo satoru headcanons

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hllfireclb · 1 year

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+18 mdni, sorry for any writing mistakes!

"Guess I lied“ | e.m x fem !reader

"Eddie it- fuck! It hurts!“ your voice is nothing but a loud, high-pitched whine and the only sound in your boyfriends messy bedroom. Well that and the sounds of him licking and slurping at your sensitive, already overstimulated pussy. It‘s been a good hour since Eddie started eating you out, since he told you "It’d only be 5 minutes, promise“.

Well you should‘ve known it. Once Eddie starts eating you out, he can’t just stop after you came. He needs more. He almost gets obsessed with your taste on his tongue, your shaking legs around his head, the way your body reacts to his touch and good god your voice. He loves your voice so much. It’s the prettiest melody he‘s ever heard.

" 'M sorry baby but you just taste too fucking good. I need more. Just one more round 'kay?" His eyes meet yours from between your legs. His mouth and chin are covered in your juices, arousal and his spit. God he’s so messy. It’s so hot. But it’s never just "one more round“ he keeps getting greedier, greedier and greedier for you. A soft sigh escapes your lips and you let your head flop back on the pillow beneath you. "You said 5 minutes Ed‘s. You even promised“ you pout slowly even though you think Eddie can’t quite see it.

You expect him to answer you with a low "sorry baby“ followed by a soft kiss to your inner thigh, but instead you feel his tongue flick your sensitive bud. A devilish grin takes place on Eddie‘s lips when he sees your reaction, as he kisses your pussy again.

"Well, guess I lied ;)"

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eddies-ashtray · 2 years

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eddie is practically hanging off of you, his arms wrapped around you from behind, dangling over your shoulders. one of your hands is being held by both of his near the centre of your chest.

it wasn’t a big get-together: just you and eddie, most of the hellfire guys, steve, nancy, and robin. though you’re sure a larger crowd of people wouldn’t have deterred eddie from any PDA when he had alcohol in his system.

though you’re in the middle of a conversation with robin, eddie begins to smack loud, ardent kisses against your cheek until robin feels she has no choice but to cut herself off to acknowledge it.

“-totally disregard the closed sign on the door and bang on it until steve gives in and let’s them in! sometimes they’re just so-okay, i can’t pretend that’s not happening right now, what the hell is he doing?”

eddie didn’t drink like this often; he liked a beer or two, but weed was more his speed. it seemed to slow him down, whereas alcohol tended to speed him up. which, considering eddie’s typical excitable pace, he really didn’t need the alcohol to become more sociable or friendly.

but tonight he’d probably had one too many; having far too much fun challenging steve and gareth to shotgunning contests. you weren’t sure how he kept it down if you’re honest.

you smush your hand over eddie’s face to push him away gently, his nose squishing against your palm. he whines lightly against your hand, disgruntled that you’d interrupted his kisses.

“he’s just-”

eddie redirects his kisses to your hand now.

“-just a bit tipsy, is all.”

robin gives you a pointed look and then casts a glance at eddie who’s now kissing down your shoulder lazily.

robin looks back to you, quipping, “‘a bit’?”

“he gets like this when he’s drunk,” you explain.“touchy.”

when eddie suddenly bites into your shoulder playfully, robin says, “okay, well i’m gonna go get a soda from the kitchen while you deal with that.”

once robin leaves you and eddie in the living room, you question lightly, “eds, what’re you doing?”

eddie smushes his cheek against your shoulder, staring up at your face from a strange angle.

“just love you so much, wanted to”—he hiccups—“to kiss every square inch of you.”

you melt a little at that, though it was extremely sappy and not what you were asking.

“no, i meant-” you turn in his arms and eddie stays attached to you still, his hands coming down instead to rest on your waist. “rest” is a generous word though; really, he was grasping the flesh there like if he didn’t hold on to you tight enough you’d slip away. and if you’re honest, you think he might cry if you pulled away from him.

the second eddie’s glassy eyes are on yours, you continue gently, hoping that he’ll be better focused once you’re face-to-face, “i meant when you bit me, baby.”

“y’smell nice. like sooo nice. just wanted to take a bite,” he explains immediately like it’s simple (and it was to him), and then his eyes go almost comically wide as he asks, “is that okay?”

smiling softly at your completely wasted boyfriend, you brush the hair from his face, tucking curly strands behind his ear. eddie never takes his eyes off of you, staring into your face with so much love and admiration that you almost need to look away for a moment.

“that’s okay,” you reassure, kissing his red-tipped nose. he scrunches it at you in response.

and then, because you think that eddie biting you is probably a good indicator that it’s time to leave the function, you announce, “i think it’s time to go home though.”

eddie’s grip tightens on your waist as he gasps dramatically, goes, “don’t want you to go home yet. please stay longer, wanna be with you longer.”

you think he resembles a sad puppy.

smoothing out the crease between his brows with your thumb, you reassure, “i meant your trailer, puppy.”

he softens considerably at that, and asks quietly, as if in awe, “my trailer is ‘home’ for you?”

eddie is bursting with emotion, feels like sunshine somehow entered his chest to allow flowers to bloom in the spaces between his ribs.

he can only hug you tightly. you don’t tell him that anywhere he is is home to you because you’re sure he’d never let go of you again if you said so. though you’re not sure that would be such a bad thing. you hug him back just as tightly.

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#eddie munson #yay more drunk eddie!#eddie munson x gn reader #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson fluff #eddie munson blurb #eddie munson headcanons

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