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why do you hate Chad (I'm neutral don't like or hate but he's an interesting character to write)

Long story short. I don’t like how he treated Evie or how he had regicidal inclinations towards Ben in D2. Besides all of that. I find him annoying and whiny. Which is why I had him willingly possessed by Maleficent in ZM then committed to an asylum. It was very cathartic.

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God help the outcasts by Elsa

Elsa: I don't know if you can hear me, or if you're even there

I don't know if you will listen to a humble prayer

They tell me I am just an outcast, I shouldn't speak to you

Still I see your face, and wonder, were you once an outcast too?

God help the outcasts, hungry from birth

Show them the mercy they don't find on Earth

The lost and forgotten, they look to you still

God help the outcasts, or nobody will

I ask for nothing, I can get by

But I know so many less lucky than I

God help the outcasts, the poor and downtrod

I thought we all were the children of God

(She gets up and starts pacing again)

I don't know if there's a reason

Why some are blessed, some not

Why the few you seem to favor

They fear us, flee us, try not to see us

(She faces the statue again)

God help the outcasts, the tattered, the torn

Seeking an answer to why they were born

Winds of misfortune have blown them about

You made the outcasts, don't cast them out

(She gathers her things and makes her way outside again)

The poor and unlucky, the weak and the odd

I thought we all were children of God

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I’m gathering set design references from Phineas and Ferb (for au purposes don’t worry about it) and

How the fuck do they go downstairs???

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I've added Elsa to my D3 au and made Mal be portrayed by Zendaya instead of d**v heres my full cast list

Mal; Zenadya Evie; Sofia Carson Carlos; Jace Norman (out of respect for his Cannon actor)

Jay; Booboo Stewart Ben: Mitchell Hope (of course) Doug: Zachry Gibson Uma; China Anne Mclain Gil; Dylan Playfair Chad: Jedaiah Goodacre Adam; Dan Payne Anti-Cosmo (Voice); Frank Welker Belle; Lily Collins

Ms Potts: Kathrn Hunter Cosgworth Hugh Jackman Lumiere: Dominic West Chip Potts: Reece Yates what do you think @hitchell-mope

New game.

I’m thinking of a descendants au where Mal was raised by Elsa. (Mostly because I think Elsa would be the mother Mal needs and I have a mental picture of Zendaya in a purple wig in the style of Elsa’s braid and a purple and green dress in the style of Elsa’s snow queen dress). Please inbox me headcanons for how you think the films would be different.

What must be included:

Jay leads the rotten four.

Dizzy is part of the original four that come to Auradon (part of the rotten four)

Bal

Devie

Jaylos

Huma

Gilonnie

Magic

Zendaya!Mal

Australian Ben

Asexual Elsa

Bisexual Mal

Bisexual Ben

Bisexual Carlos

Bisexual Jay

Straight Evie

Straight Doug

Bisexual Lonnie

Bisexual Gil

Straight Doug

Heterosexual Polyamorous Uma

Elsa reaming out Beast

Straight chad

Straight Audrey

What’s not allowed

Malvie

Mal x Harry (the very concept of which is disgusting)

Excessive torture of Carlos Mal or Ben

Audrey being a bitch

Chad being a douche

Anon hate (it WILL be deleted)

Please inbox me headcanons and I will say if I agree or disagree

@rpsocsandcanonohmy @mochacake2016 @book-nerd-and-a-fangirl

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Elsa: you few. You. Idiotic few. You band of sanctimonious incompetent Aesop amnesiac HACKS? WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?!?! Oh wait. What am I saying. You weren’t. What is it captain Li?

Mulan: yeah hi just wandering. What are you doing here sweetie?

Lonnie: I’m Doug’s regent.

Mulan: Oh. Uh. Why are you

Lonnie: I’m going for a run after this.

Mulan: ah

Elsa: May we please carry on now?

Lonnie: sure go on

Elsa: thank you. Now where was I. Oh yes. WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU IDIOTS THINKING! I told each and every one of you that this godforsaken idea would only end in disaster

Adam: we didn’t expect them to bre

Elsa: I swear if you say what I think you’re about to say. I will freeze your tongue to the roof of your mouth

(Adam shuts up)

Lonnie: now the king addresses the former. Who the hell care up with the rules for sports in this school that a girl can’t join the team?

Adam: I did. With the help of oh god I’ve forgotten his name

Shang: chi fu?

Adam: that’s the one. He was very helpful.

(Lonnie and her parents groan loudly)

Adam: what?

Shang: he’s an ass

Mulan: and he hates women

Lonnie: because he can’t get one to stay unless it’s his mother

(Lumiere chokes back a laugh)

Lonnie: thank you thank you. I’m here all week

Adam: well he was very helpful in making roles clearly defined

Lonnie: good to know. Now let’s see. Queen Elsa. Could you take this down please?

Elsa: certainly.

Lonnie: “in my capacity as regent I hereby decree that chad charming is permanently dismissed and barred from all sports at Auradon prep until such time he learns to be less of an unrepentant misogynistic asshole”. Does that seem fair?

Elsa: more then fair your highness

Adam: she can’t do that.

Lonnie: king. As in I am and you’re not.

Adam: first the half breed then the girl. Why couldn’t he had stayed with Audrey. She could’ve kept him on the straight and narrow.

Snow: ahem. Did you just call my favourite godson a “half breed”?

Adam: yeah. What’s your point

Snow: my point is could you not?

Adam: it’s true though. Half human. Half dwarf. Half breed

Lonnie: and yet he’s more of a man than you’ll ever be

Adam: little girls should be urgh

(Elsa has frozen his tongue to the roof of his mouth

Elsa: told ya I’d do that.

Mulan: Queen Elsa. If your diatribe is through I’ve got a class at the academy to teach. Or

Elsa: oh yes. Yesterday my daughter Mal had a problem. A problem she only had because she was trying to fit in to the role you say she needed to be

Mulan: what role is that

Elsa: the non magic using docile future queen. Now I fully believe she is more then capable of being the greatest queen this kingdom has ever had. But she has to do it her way. And that means magic. She must embrace every aspect of herself. And she didn’t think she would be allowed. So she gave it up. And you all encouraged without a thought to what that would mean for her. For some inane reason she seeks your approval Adam. Belle. And your son does as well. But they shouldn’t have to seek it. It should be given freely. And the two of you of all people know that Ben is in a position entirely unique to someone his age. He has the chance to fix what you broke. And I for one support him wholeheartedly. And so should you Adam

(By now Adam’s tongue has melted)

Adam: Ben is wrong. The incident is just what I feared would happen if we let those fre

Elsa: I swear to HADES that if you say what I think you want to say I will caber toss you onto the island myself

(Just then Merida saunters in)

Merida: ma ears are burning. Someone mention me?

Elsa: not directly no.

Merida: aw sad. Oi cousin Itt. Ya in ma seat

(Rapunzel scurries away)

Lonnie: oh my god it’s you

Merida: aye. What about it?

Lonnie: nothing. It’s just you’re sort of a personal hero of mine. You changed your kingdoms rules in two days when others have only managed it in decades

Merida: it’s not really all that impressive when you know why I changed em.

Lonnie: you stopped child marriage

Merida: eh? Oh! No. T’weren’t that. I had to be engaged by sixteen. Partially my fault. Partially my mothers. She dinae explain. I dinae listen

Lonnie: but you still changed the law

Merida: on the fly yeah. Mostly cause I needed to stop the infighting. That I caused by not picking one of the suitors.

Lonnie: weren’t they idiots?

Merida: yeah. But. Now they’re my idiots

Lonnie (impressed): alright Merida

Mulan: no

Lonnie: aw man

Merida: game plan. Go

Elsa: were gonna find my daughter. And if she wants. Bring her back

(She Lonnie and Merida leave the others and stalk out of the room halfway there the door burst open. Verna’s carrying Jane in her arms. Jane’s pale and feverish)

Verna (panicked): somethings wrong

(Elsa poofs them to the parlour)

Elsa: lay her on the couch. Merida come on. Three lives are depending on us

Merida: So we ain’t killing people?

Elsa: what. No. No. They’re children. Rightfully angry and hurt children. But if Ben dies then there’s no helping them cause the human shag carpet will stop all services to the isle

Merida: how’re we getting there

Elsa: I have a carriage. C’mon

(She poofs them away)

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ZM fancasts

Mal. Zendaya (obviously. Since the au IS called zendaya!Mal)

Adam. Guy Pearce

Belle. Cate Blanchett

Lumiere. Chris Hemsworth

Cogsworth. Hugh Jackman

Maleficent. Charlize Theron

Cruella De Vil. Angela Bassett

Elsa. Idina Menzel (if it ain’t broke don’t fix it)

And yes. All the BATB characters are Australian.

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Mal needs someone.

Ben is damn near perfect. But he’s got an entire kingdom to run. Jay’s got his own life. So does Carlos. So does Evie. Doug. Could be helpful but like the others he can’t always be there. And they’re all the same age as her. And Verna Adam and Belle are about as useful as a home in the top of your head when it’s pelting down outside. Mal needs someone with similar experience to her. Someone with a similar power set to her. Someone that’s been in similar circumstances to her. Someone with a similar mind set to her. That’s why I love the idea of Elsa just taking one look at her and going “I’m going to be her mother now”. And besides Elsa I love the idea of Hadie being Mal’s overprotective big brother. Looking after her when others can’t

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ZM. The prologues

This time there’s three of them. Part two gets a prologue as well.

The opening narration has jay instead of Mal giving the backstory. Dressed in his coronation outfit. Then we see Ben and Doug pitching the transfer program to belladam, Snow White, philora, the Dearly’s and jasladdin. All but Leah and Adam agree with Ben. The rotten to the core replacement (joker and the thief by wolfmother) starts as Ben turns on his stereo before switching over to the island

Elsa makes a small recap of part one. With a hefty scathing call out to Adam while she’s at it. She lists off the bal Devie and jaylos. Then the ways to be wicked replacement (raise your glass by pink) happens. You don’t actually see Elsa. It’s just her voice reading a pop up book

This time the prologue starts in the middle of the story. Just after Mals family has been petrified and she’s been bound in iron. Vision Ben fills the audience in on what’s happening and is joined by vision Persey. They banter a little bit then the story’s rewound to when Ben, Carlos, Gil, Evie and Dizzy are driven to the isle to complete part of the transfer program. They split up in different directions and that’s when the good to be bad replacement (who we are by imagine dragons) happens. With dizzy sharing her verse with Celia

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ZM word posters. The good parents and allies.

Belle. Here hair’s loose and falls to her shoulders. She looks severely tired. She’s wearing a cardigan, long top and tracksuit bottoms in varying tones of blue and yellow. Above her head are the words “The Broken Intellectual”

Verna. Her hair’s done up in a rolled in bun. She’s wearing her 1950 cartoon outfit. Her face is haunted and apologetic. Above her head are the words “The Unneeded Fae”

Facillier. He looks ready to fight. He’s wearing his outfit from the cartoon and he’s holding his cane in front of him. Both hands on the top of the cane. Above his head are the words “The Atoner”

Persephone. Her hair’s braided into a crown with various flowers. She’s got a leaf green green dress on. The ember is set into her wedding ring. She looks regal and haughty. Above her head are the words “The Queen Of The Underworld”

Elsa. Her hair’s grown out to just past her shoulders. She’s wearing a ice blue motor cross outfit. Her helmets tucked under her arm. Above her head are the words “The One True Parent”

Smee. He’s wearing his 1953 cartoon outfit. Right down to the hat and the glasses. He’s the only one who looks cheerful. Above his head are the words “The Old Retainer”

Persey. Their hair’s in the same style Mal’s was in canon verse film one only the front is black the back is electric blue. They’re wearing what can only be described as underworld punk clothing. They have “ready to fight” expression on their face. Above their head are the words “The First Born”

Morgana. Her hair’s wild, white and pink. It falls over her shoulders. She’s wearing a long leather dress that is somehow still flowy around the legs. Her coat is shredded at the back that gives the illusion of tentacles. She’s smirking at the camera. Above her head are the words “The Unfavourite”

Anastasia. She’s wearing work clothes and a blood splattered butchers apron. Her hair’s done up in a short messy ponytail. She’s holding a blood stained meat cleaver at the ready. Above her head are the words “The Only Sane One”

Chernabog. He’s just a large almost formless shadow with two glowing white/green eyes staring kindly at the audience. Above what should normally be his head are the words “Kinder Than Most”

Audrey. Her hair’s down, straightened and a dark magenta colour. She looks terrified. She’s got a knee length party dress on that matches her hair. Above her head are the words “The Target”

Cinderella. She’s dressed casually. Jeans, sneakers and a T-shirt that says Mice Adoption on it. She looks tired. Above her head are the words “The Mother Of New Evil”

Pain. In human form. Magenta suit on. Looks cocky. Above his head are the words “Demon In Disguise”

Panic. In human form. Teal suit on. Looks cocky. Above his head are the words “Demon In Disguise”

They’re all positioned how they’re listed above. Below them are the words “Parents And Allies”

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The Doctor Who TV Movie (1996) isn't just a movie, it's a vibe, a mood, a way of life

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I’ve FINALLY finished season four

It only took little over a year. And it would’ve been soooo much better with Mon El supporting Kara instead of kowtowing to and moralising with that shit headed luthor bastard of a bitch. But hey. That’s the price the show pays for writing off Kara’s true love twice at the because of a misandristic fan base who thinks a prince hiring a hooker for the night counts as rape. It’s a shitty hand. But it’s what life’s dealt us. So we’re just gonna have to deal with it.

Having said that. Once I finish the show properly I am almost definitely going to do a numbered list on how Mon El could’ve improved the show if he’d stayed the first time and been treated properly by the narrative. It what he, we and most importantly I, deserve.

In fact. I’ve even got a think-piece forming in my head about it. I’ll type it out later. But long story short. It’s about my appreciation for a scene from season two that I think greatly compliments Mon El as character and a rebuttal on how it, and he, is portrayed in universe as a gormless meathead which is something I’ve always found personally objectionable. So yeah. That’s probably gonna happen tomorrow

TL;DR: season four wasn’t terrible. But it would’ve been wholly improved with a lot more Mon El and a lot less Lena. And I’ll be complaining about that gross oversight for many, many years to come. You can all be rest assured about that.

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My thought on season five.

It took way too long. Partly because of laptop trouble. Mostly because of Lena’s stupid bastardous existence. But I’ve finally finished season five of supergirl. And as always. I have Opinions. Some of which many will most likely hate. So please. Read the fucking tags before you click the readmore. It’ll save you a helluva lot of time. Got that? Good. Now let’s begin.

I still miss Mon El. It’s A Super Life was nowhere near enough. Kara needs her soulmate dammit. I know it ends with Kara becoming The Sponge Who Could Fly. But she, and we, deserved Mon El back full time.

I miss Winn and I miss James. I know why they’re actors left. And I don’t blame them for leaving. I blame the hellers of the fandom. But still. I miss them

I’m loving dansen. No notes. Yet.

I really like Andrea. She’s much more sympathetic than Lena is.

I’m loving William. I know he dies. And I’m bracing myself for it. But right now he’s the Graham Humbert to Kara’s Emma Swan. If you you know what I mean.

It’s. A novelty to see Buono play a modern role after seeing her in Mad Men and Stranger Things. I don’t like Gamenae. I’m just saying it’s a novelty.

I found Lex screaming in Lena’s face at the end of The Missing Link to be incredibly cathartic. It was high time that she got yelled at.

I still maintain that Lillian is the superior Luthor. Far more impressive, and better acted, than her bastard stepdaughter could ever hope to be.

Once again. Everyone brings their A Game. Except for Lena’s actress.

I am STILL pissed off about the wonky as fuck morality system in this show. And I FULLY believe that I am always going to be pissed off about it.

There’s probably more. But this is all I can think of right now. So. Tell me what you think?

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have you seen the new doctor who trailer (i dont watch it nowadays just old clips of Sylvester Mcoy Paul Mcgann and Matt Smith)

Yes. Yes I have. It looks great. I’m really looking forward to it. But I’m also still kinda hoping that Nicola Coughlan is the newest incarnation of the master. Because they would be amazing. And that Jonah Hauer King is Ruby’s love interest. Because. Well. Just because really.

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"so how did you two meet"

she messaged me on tumblr and we became obsessed with each other literally immediately and now we are bound by the red string of fate

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during me and my moms activity book session together, we were listening to the spanish version of the phantom of the opera and since i didnt know any words i just sang along like "meow meow meow" and my fluent in spanish mom eventually joined me so now we're just two cats who snuck onto the stage of phantom of the opera. thats show biz baby

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So both Jodie AND Chibnall are leaving in 2022 then

Honestly. Having thought about it. I feel about his tenure the same way I feel about Thor Ragnarok and Black Panther. Okay. But not great/not my cup of tea/not entirely up to scratch. I just think he’s better suited for more grown up crime shows. Broadchurch is still excellent though. In fact. I’ll be rewatching it soon.

Anyway. Going back to doctor who. Fingers crossed for Naomi Scott as the fourteenth doctor though. And Catherine Tate as the master. (It’s become a need by now). And Alfie Enoch as the companion aka. Donna’s son from the future. Just imagine the angst of having to fight someone who’s wearing your dead mother’s face. It’d be amazing

But realistically. They’re probably gonna play it safe and cast a Caucasian male. Should they do that then it it should be either Tom Ellis, Rupert Grint or Colin O’Donaghue. But for the love of Christ let Tom and Colin keep they’re natural accents. We’ve had northern, Scottish and Estuary. It’s time for a Welsh or Irish doctor.

Frankly. I’m fine with any actor or actress taking on the role so long as it’s not the person who played Captain Hook’s aberration of a son in descendants. If by some curse of circumstance that happens then they’ll definitely be loosing a viewer.