#best boys deserve the best softest headcanons

[babyleostuff]

i love love love the clingy fic. do you think you’d be open to making one for all the members?

seventeen being clingy with their s/o | ot13

thank you so much for this request! I turned it into a headcanon, so I hope you won't mind it.

☾₊ ⊹ currently playing: blue hour by txt

side note: the length of each member's headcanon has nothing to do with who I like more or less

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ CHOI SEUNGCHEOL 

okay, we all know that Seungcheol is the president™ of clinginess 

hand holding, hugs, cuddles, kisses, head pats, you name it 

he would have no problem stopping whatever he was doing just to give you a hug 

btw, his hugs must be the best (silently crying in the corner)

they make you feel so safe and fluffy 

would sometimes tease you for your clinginess, but then you can just say “no cuddles tonight” and he’ll be apologizing on his knees

morning and goodnight kisses are mandatory, and there is a big chance he’ll get pouty and sulky if he doesn’t get one 

wouldn’t mind a clingy and affectionate significant other whatsoever 

and if you weren’t a person that liked physical touch, he would respect that 100%

nonetheless, would slowly but surely try to warm you up to the idea 

I think cuddling him would be one of the best ways to comfort him in any situation 

simply holding him tightly and stroking his hair 

he would love if you’d poke his dimples (it only makes him smile even wider) 

I think he’d love the idea of cuddling with you before sleep, but somehow would end up on the other side of the bed, in the weirdest position in the morning 

would also love when you’d fall asleep in his arms during a movie night, for example 

it makes him so so happy, and he thinks you’re the cutest thing in the world (because you are) 

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ YOON JEONGHAN 

another very cuddly and affectionate member 

I think he is more low key than Cheol though

he loves the quiet and intimate aspects of physical touch

definitely holds your hand in public, especially when there are a lot of people 

loves laying and napping on your lap, while you play with his hair 

there is a 90% chance that he has his head on your shoulder whenever you are sitting next to each other 

plays a lot with you hands too (you’re basically his fidget toy) 

loves the quiet nights when there is only the two of you, when he can you full out with his clinginess 

if you’re in the kitchen doing whatever you can bet he’ll stick to you and follow you everywhere 

has the biggest heart eyes and a soft smile whenever looking at you 

will definitely tease you from time to time, but we all know he loves when you smother him with love 

maybe not the BIGGEST fan of PDA, but would definitely not shy away from showing his affection around the boys

if they have a problem they can leave = Jeonghan’s mindset 

strives for forehead kisses, they make him so soft and appreciated 

just give him all the love he deserves 

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ HONG JOSHUA 

HUSBAND MATERIAL RIGHT HERE

so so so soft 

very low key with his affections, might not be all over you, but is always right by your side 

always has a hand around your waist when you’re at big gatherings and never lets you go in a big crowd of people 

the main hand holder in seventeen, and I’m going to stand by that 

sitting down? holding hands. waiting in a line? holding hands. going on a walk? holding hands. 

gives the softest, most reassuring hugs known to mankind 

generally, he’s very soft and his aura just radiates with love and reassurance, so there is not a single moment in your relationship where he lets you doubt yourself

head pats specialist - you can do the smallest, most insignificant thing and he’ll still pat your head lovingly with a soft smile 

even though he is not that into physical touch, he’ll never decline your hugs, kisses or cuddles 

I don’t think he would tease you that much, but sometimes might find it amusing how clingy you get (sometimes he jokingly avoids your kisses just to see you sulk until he doesn’t burst out laughing and give you tons of kisses in apologies) 

expresses his affection through actions, is always there for you

sometimes you don’t even have to ask him for help - he just knows and is there right by you in a second 

such a attentive listener, you could be rambling about the most random thing and he’ll still look at as if nothing else existed in the world 

everyone can see how in love he is, simply by the way he looks at you

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ WEN JUNHUI 

on the first glance may not seem like it, but he gets clingy more often than you’d think 

he loves giving back hugs, just clinging onto you, while you do your thing 

nuzzling his head in your neck has become a big habit for him (and overall, a BIG fan of neck kisses)

now he’s a menace, so beware, he will tease you 

but it is all out of love, he would never seriously decline your affection

sometimes, he’d just come up to you and stand there waiting for kisses 

will lay in your lap after a tiring day, and not get up, no matter how badly you need to go to the bathroom 

would hug you for the longest time if he’d see you’re upset or anxious 

is very gentle, but sometimes underestimates his own strength, which ends up with you laying on the floor 

once, he lost you in a big crowd, and since then he has always an arm wrapped around you or at least is holding your hand 

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ KWON SOONYOUNG 

tiger who? more like a koala 

will cling to you 24/7 

ESPECIALLY when he’s drunk, he will hold onto you for dear life

comes up with the most random, weird and cliche nicknames for you, and will use it in the presence of other people 

sometimes his love can get a bit aggressive, especially if he’s full of energy (but would never do anything to hurt you) 

can get super cheesy, to the point where you have to shut him up 

sometimes he’s just too cute for you too handle, so you’d have no other choice then give him kisses all over his face

which he likes A LOT 

sometimes, to tease you, he’d act like he doesn’t notice your affection and clinginess, just to tackle you in a hug a second later 

this man WILL BLUSH, and you use that fact a lot to your own advantage (usually when you’re with the boys, just to mess with him)

expects a good morning kiss, because he swears he’s days are always better when you kiss him in the morning 

pouts if you let go of his hand, and he will in fact let you know, that he’s upset 

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ JEON WONWOO

(this man is going to be the death of me)

at first very very shy with affection, but as he gets more and more comfortable you’ll get to see a whole another side of him 

definitely not the biggest on PDA, even in front of the boys 

but I can guarantee you, he’ll always be touching in some way when you’re in public 

whether it’ll be linked pinkies, holding hands, a strong arm around your waist or just simply standing very very close to you

he’ll never kiss you around the boys, but he will not shy away from pecking your forehead or giving quick cheek kisses 

look like he hates when you cuddle into him, but on the inside he’s freaking out from how cute and adorable you are 

also whenever you show him any type of affection it makes him feel so loved and appreciated (so please give him all the affection he deserves) 

sometimes will come up from behind, give you a quick hug, and leave as if nothing just happened 

loves loves loves to cuddle when you’re reading, it’s usually him initiating the affection in situations like these 

it’s just his silent way of showing you his love

okay, I know that this is so basic and cliche, BUT 

cuddling him while he’s gaming (can you just imagine sitting in his lap, watching him doing what he loves, giving him kisses and cheering whenever he wins) 

I can already see his shy smile after you press a sweet kiss on his lips after he wins a battle or something 

sometimes if you’re being too clingy, he’ll just send you a side eye and sigh, but not stop you at all 

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ LEE JIHOON

now, we know that this man is not a fan of physical touch 

and he still isn’t, except when the affection comes from you 

he has came to terms with the fact that you’ll never stop hugging him, simply accepting his destiny 

definitely will let you know if it gets too much, but he tries to be more open minded when it comes to you 

over the time spend with you, he’d notice the small acts of yours, that he’d miss when you weren't around, like gently holding his hand 

he’d notice, that from time to time he’d feel like something’s missing 

and it’d turn out that he just misses you holding his hand

will link pinkies in public, but that’s the furthest he will go (he’d never leave your side though, he’s always there to keep an eye on you) 

if he’s really tired, he will come up to you without saying a word and lay in your lap

gets so happy if you play with his hair then (would never admit this to you) 

is so grateful to you that you respect his boundaries 

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ XU MINGHAO 

*sigh*

when it comes to Hao, I think he’s a bit similar to Wonwoo, in the sense that in the beginning of you relationship he would be more closed off and shy 

but as the time goes, he’d open more and more up

his affection would come in waves - he’d have days where he’d need to be left alone (always tells you this, as not to cause any miscommunication) and on others he’d smother you with love 

he is very gentle with giving and showing affection, will always hold you in a delicate way 

big fan of hand holding and head pats, as well as just simply being next to you 

your presence in general is very comforting and calming to him, you know each other so well, that sometimes no words are needed to know how the other person is feeling 

he always checks up on you during any parties or gatherings, if your having fun or if no one is making you uncomfortable (will fight if someone is mean to you) 

loves whenever you put your head on his shoulder, his heart will probably beat a little faster 

also loves when you cling to him in search of comfort, he’s the happiest knowing that he can be a safe place for you

not the biggest fan of cuddling while sleeping (he needs his space), but will always cuddle before, catching up on what he’d missed from your day 

sometimes, you’re just so cute to him that he can’t contain his giggles 

then you’re like (•ิ_•ิ) what did I do? 

but then, I’m the biggest believer in a tired, clingy Minghao (u cannot tell me that this man wouldn't cling to you like a koala, while being already half asleep)

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ KIM MINGYU 

is there even a point of saying anything about this man? 

cuddles, kisses, hugs, hand holding, playing with each others’ hair, resting his arm on you, WITH THIS MAN YOU GET A WHOLE PACKAGE 

definitely one of the most clingy, cuddly and affectionate members (nothing knew) 

I mean, he would drop everything and run to cuddle with you 

never leaves your side, follows you around everywhere, and will DEFINITELY always be touching you in some way 

a hand holding yours, on your thigh, around your shoulder, around your waist, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS 

unsurprisingly his hugs would solve like 99 of your problems, it’s like they heave some kind of healing properties 

would confidently sulk and pout if you’d reject any of affections, acting like a five year old until you didn’t apologize with tons of kisses and at least an hour of cuddling him 

usually is the big spoon, loves the feeling of having you wrapped up in his strong arms

on occasions, especially when he’s having a hard time, he’ll want to be the little spoon and would not shy away from it 

sometimes you have to remind him that he’s like ten times bigger than you, so throwing himself at you is not a good idea

but, the thing with this menace is that he will tease you

there are times when you’re just so done with him and leave him alone on the couch (which is not that fun for him anymore) 

BACK HUGS !!!

would do it 24/7 if he could, also loves it when you back hug him as well 

(If I don’t get a Kim Mingyu, I don’t want him) 

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ LEE SEOKMIN 

you become a giggly mess in each others’ presence 

sometimes, you’d do the annoying “couple stuff”, just to piss of others (insert: Seungkwan’s side eye)

He will return every affection that you give him - you kiss him? He kisses you back. You hug him? He hugs you back

you’re just going back and forth, never getting tired of each other 

when you’re out together, YOU’RE TOGETHER 

you two are connected by the hip, seeing you apart for more than five minutes is almost impossible 

likes to hold your hand, and sway it back and forth like a kid when you’re walking 

a fan of giving and receiving sweet kisses on the forehead (it makes him so smiley and warm inside, give him all the kisses) 

seeing you being so open with your affection towards him, makes him so happy - it’s a reassurance for him, that he’s being a good boyfriend 

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ BOO SEUNGKWAN 

now this drama queen 

in the beginning of your relationship he would scoff at you whenever you initiated any physical contact, which made you think that he didn’t like it 

after some time, when he asked you why you’d stopped hugging and kissing him, you explained how he’d react in those situations 

was so angry and disappointed with himself and since then he would never complain about any of your affection 

it’s not that he disliked it, on the contrary - he loved it, he was just being a dramatic ass and trying to be funny 

as your relationship progresses the drama in him doesn't stop though - if you let go of his hand or refuse a kiss, he’ll throw a tantrum and make it appear as if it was one of the biggest problems in his life 

he could be arguing with Soonyoung and screaming his head off, but the second he heard your voice he’d turn into the biggest softie 

in general, he is the biggest baby when he’s with you 

loves loves hugs, could hug you all day if he could 

also kisses (cheek kisses especially), makes him so incredibly soft and mushy ♥‿♥

gets shy in public, but never lets go of your hand (I think he needs you more, than you need him) 

also, has the biggest heart eyes for you, and you only 

gets so happy when you comfort and reassure him through physical touch, there is nothing better than a cuddle or a hug from the person you love the most 

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ CHWE VERNON 

(I’m so sorry, but the only thing I see when I think of Vernon is his NPC walk)

would just let you do whatever to him, and he wouldn’t even bat an eye 

although he is one of the least affectionate member, he wouldn’t mind your clinginess AT ALL 

it makes him so reassured that even though he’s not the best with expressing his love through physical touch, you don’t mind it at all 

the only time he’ll refuse your cuddles is when sleeping (WE ALL KNOW HOW HE SLEEPS, THERE IS NO WAY HE’D CUDDLE YOU) 

his way of showing you affection is calling you bro and dude 

sometimes you’re like (¬_¬) seriously? 

likes to be near you wherever you are - even if there is no more space on the couch, trust me, he’ll squeeze himself in there 

when he laughs, there is a big chance he’ll lean on you or even hide his face in your lap 

movie nights often ends up in cuddle sessions and since clingy Vernon is rare, those moments are even more special 

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ LEE CHAN 

MY BABY 

the softest, most precious human being out there 

loves all the affection, whatever it is, he’ll accept it with open arms

kiss him, hug him, cuddle him PLEASE, he adores all of it 

would not tease you that much, scared that accidentally you’ll think that it annoys him and you’ll stop, which is like the last thing he’d like 

we all know that he’d baby you, and would not be ashamed to do so 

for once he wants to feel like the strong man that he is, so please let him open the jars for you

will protect you 24/7 (we stan a short, but confident king) 

so sweet and careful with you

not afraid to hold your hand in public, sometimes when feeling bold will even peck your forehead

speaking of, I think it would send Chan into a coma anytime you’d peck his forehead or cheek 

gets all smiley when you hug him, especially from behind (overall, he can never seem to stop smiling when he’s with you) 

kisses with him are so playful and sweet 

I’m also sure when you’re alone he’d be all over you, cuddles during movie nights are A MUST, otherwise you’ll end up with a pouty boyfriend 

#seventeen #seventeen carat #seventeen fluff #seventeen imagines #seventeen kpop #seventeen x reader #seventeen reactions #seventeen x you #svt fluff #svt reactions #svt mingyu #svt jeonghan #svt fanfic #svt scenarios #svtedit #svtdaily #mingyu #seungkwan #woozi #vernon #jeonghan x reader #jeonghan #yoon jeonghan #svt imagines #svt wonwoo #svt seungcheol #seventeen seungcheol #seungcheol fluff #jeonghan fluff #svt headcanons

[hopelesslyromanticshark]

Hi, can you make a request for Jason Grace and what would he be like as a boyfriend (headcanons) please? Thank you

⋆⭒˚.⋆ jason grace boyfriend hcs

content: jason grace x gn! reader warnings: kissing (duh), romance-smomance author's note: i hope you like it!! i've been in a silly goofy mood lately and i got to use all of that here, bc that's what jason deserves!! wishing happy days to you all 😖🫶

literally, the softest boy

and now he's your softest boy??? yeah, you won.

okay, so we all know jason is not exactly the best at emotions (truama from a young age will do that to you), so i think he's more of a 'actions speak louder than words' kinda guy

has to be touching you like nearly 24/7

pinkies interlocked, check

hand in your pockets, check

arm lazily thrown over your shoulders or waist, check

wham bam thank you ma'am

also when he's holding your hand but talking with someone else, he'll send a little zap into your hand, just so you know he's thinking of you

if you happen to have a totally approved and allowed sleepover in the Zeus cabin, if you think you're not going to wake up to a six course breakfast, you are wrong

it will be a little burnt or undercooked, but that's just more love

he likes taking care of you

his favorite job fr 🫡🫡

he also definitely helps you train, but it always dissolves into a make-out sesh.

he just can't keep his hands to himself when you're looking up at him, waiting for reassurance or instructions.

wandering hands lead to wandering lips and that leads to-

ANYWAYS

he always pays, the gentleman in him would rather eat a grenade before he allows you to pay for anything.

oh, 80 bucks for dinner? put your card away, he's got this

did you want that shirt? no worries, he's shoving your cash away from the cashier and instead setting his own into their hands

iced coffee? he's slapping your card away, desperate to get his there first.

OH and he def has a photo of you in his wallet, purposefully flipping it open and basically begging people to ask about you with his eyes.

he loves an opportunity to yap about his fav person

he'd be giving strangers on the subway your whole life story, all your goals and dreams with no shame.

he's in love and the whole world needs to know fr

bro, where can i buy one? i'd like one, very much pls 🥲🥲🥲

author's note cont. : i'm actually growing to love doing hcs. it's just so carefree and i feel like there's less pressure lol. this was so much fun tho!! Jason Grace holds a space place in my heart as someone who didn't deserved a single thing that happened to him and i'll take that to my grave.

#postcards from covey ౨ৎ #all my love ౨ৎ #hoo #heroes of olympus x reader #pjo #pjo fandom #jason grace #jason grace x reader

[ryuichirou]

The darkest possible headcanons for all your ships with Idia. Make him suffer, humiliate him, go all out

Anon, this ask is absolutely insane and every single day I look at it with the softest smile, thinking that I’m going to reply to it one day. And today is the day.

Thank you for your patience and thank you for sending it, because you basically gave me an opportunity to write something more dark and messed up than I usually do. We always talk about how much we love darker themes, but I always feel like I underdeliver in my art and headcanons, so I tried my best to allow myself be more mean this time.

Yeah, so obviously, beware, and please enjoy if you like seeing Idia suffer.

God I love this pathetic little fellow 😔

If Idia breaks Azul’s heart at some point, he’ll never recover the trust he’s lost, because Azul never forgets those who hurt him. He’ll just stop considering Idia his equal that moment, he is pretty much his plaything now, not even a pet. He’ll keep him in a separate room, punish him both sexually and mentally on a daily basis, never letting Idia forget that he deserved it.

Also, since all the blackmail material on Idia that he and the tweels have been gathering is useless now, because there is nothing to gain from Idia who was reduced to being his cum rug, Azul can be petty enough to just spill everything on the internet, just to see Idia tormented and humiliated. Idia is never going to touch or go near anything with the internet access on it again.

After Azul is done playing with Idia, he’ll just toss him to the tweels and tell them that they can do whatever they want with him. And while it’s annoying to get a hand-me-down from Azul, they are going to be very excited to tear him apart. If Idia thought that being Azul’s slave is horrible, hoo boy, Jade and Floyd are so so much worse. By the time they are bored with Idia, he’ll barely resemble a human. He definitely won’t act like one anymore.

Lilia has a lot of power over Idia, even as Crimson Muscle. He sees that Idia is very eager for him to like him back, and that he really wants to make him happy. He also sees that Idia is very sensitive to his mood and can sense that something is off. Sometimes he pretends to be annoyed or mad at someone, hinting that it might be gloomy samurai’s fault, and just enjoys seeing Idia trying to either cheer him up or apologize. This little game makes Lilia smile.

Ortho is usually very sweet to Idia, but after getting a “heart” post-chapter 6, he began noticing some new weird urges; for example, now he feels especially tickled when he sees Idia being miserable, teary-eyed, scared of others and clingy. He always knew that Idia was clingy, but this sadistic pleasure he’s feeling is something new. A lot of times Ortho either suppresses it, or does very subtle upsetting things, but one time he secretly asked his new friends from the movie club to act annoyed and disgusted by Idia and invited his niisan to hang out with them. He was ensuring Idia that everything was alright the entire time, gaslighing him into thinking that he was just imagining that everybody is looking at him, and surely, after about 40 minutes Idia was a shaking trembling panting nervous mess, gulping his own tears, He was clinging to Ortho’s neck so sweetly miserably the moment he said “alright, niisan and I are leaving now”.

But even before that, when Ortho still didn’t have as good of a grasp of the way humans interact with each other, he arranged a surprise gangbang for Idia to help him get along with others Ignihyde students. The students were very pleased, Idia was fucked out of his mind, and Ortho collected a lot of very useful data that day!

Sebek, being a young half-fae, is very horny and hormonal, and sometimes he is very bad at controlling his urges. And the fact that despite Idia barely leaving his room they manage to fight every time they interact, so one time the timing was just a little bit too unfortunate; one snarky comment from Idia, and Sebek ended up getting aggressive and jumping him, ripping his clothes off. Idia got too scared and passed out almost instantly, only waking up after Sebek had been long gone: still naked, scratched all over the place, with a belly full of cum and throbbing boner. It’s a miracle he wasn’t found by anyone before he woke up.

#replies #headcanons #azuide #azuidi #lilidia #shroudcest #sebeide #floidi #jadidi

[otp-holic]

favourite fluff fic scene/fantasy with Steve and Buck? :)

Oh hello there, thank you for a fantastic ask that's equally easy and difficult to ask.

I LOVE fluff for these two. I love any kind of mundane situation where they are relaxed together.

Grocery shopping, an afternoon home, PDAs, a night out, a fucking ride on the bus... ANYTHING is game for me with them as long as they're happy and together. In any universe.

I specially love fluffy moments where they mix being absolute shit to each other (best friends forever!) to suddenly shift the mood and become the most tooth-rooting couple EVER, only to be back to smacking each other with a pillow or something.

I want them to be HAPPY.

That's regarding FANTASY, because my mind is made of fluff, any fic or headcanon by me that you read is going to be fluffy as hell.

And fluffy fics that are not mine or a fantasy in my head... I've recced things in this tag and most of them are fluffy. I made this post, too focusing on some fav happy fics and arts....

So I'm gonna do something different, I'm linking Io here -- without cheating -- the last five fluffy stucky fics that I've read (or re-read in some cases) according to my Ao3 History: We Set a Precedent, and Now I’m Living With It by @voylitscope (another AU and just the kind of relationship I LOVE between them)

I’m not as broken as some made me out to be by @between-a-ship-and-a-hard-place (it's part of a bigger universe but i think it stands on its own. but if you're up for angst with a happy ending, go for the whole series, it's ldsjlkjdlgkjdflkjgl The epilogue is FLUFF, too. And also the roadtrip. ) What are friends for? by @musette22 (Lovely, and somehow related to what i told you about them being cute and shit to each other? Yes.)

forever ain’t half the time by @its-tortle (wakaaaaanda softness)

i've got a lot to pine about by Anonymous (it's still an unknown author because it's part of a secret santa, it was holida-y, but it has one of the thinks I love: AU where friends who sleep together and don't talk about their feelings)

fifteen-love by @sparkagrace (au, snarky and fluffy LOVED IT)

(ok that's six)

+ one recent re-read that's not on Ao3 because it holds a special place in my heart:

 this Roman AU by @rillils (B R I L L I A N T and the softest thing you'll ever find. , no i'm lying because this canon!wakanda of hers is EVERYTHING, too)

I hope it answers your question, I'm always happy to talk about fluff and these boys, they deserve it <3

#lovely people 💛 #fluff #my fic recs #i've love doing this “my history says” thing

[finniestoncrane]

(Ednyxmatic here. Curse the limitations of sideblogs.)

Yooo! Congrats on the 1k. I love your headcanons and fics. You totally deserve the 1k. :3c

If you feel so inspired to write something, could I ask for number 9?

Here is a bit about me 😅 :

I’m 5 feet 3 inches and blonde with long hair. I have glasses very similar to the style that Daniel Jackson wears on Stargate: SG-1. I’m grey ace and look feminine, but I am somewhere under the non-binary umbrella.

For my personality traits, uh, well, I have two anxiety disorders, lol. Specifically social anxiety and generalized anxiety. I definitely try to be social when I can, /but/ it can be difficult. I’m definitely a hopeless romantic, often to a fault. I could best be described as … indoorsy. I like reading, writing, occasionally drawing, and watching movies. In particular I’m a pretty huge horror movie fan. I also very much enjoy movies from the 30s-50s, particularly film noir.

I also enjoy houseplants and love reptiles. I actually own two lizards. :D

I got an English lit degree and my job involves copy editing and writing, so analyzing writing and such is a big part of my personal and professional life.

Thank you very much for reading this! And no problem if you don’t get a chance to respond!

🎀 No.9: Ever Fallen In Love With Someone 🎀

tell me a little bit about yourself and i'll give you a rogue pairing a/n: i literally read this and was like "him" for serious u-u 1k milestone info! 🔞minors dni🔞 • kofi • tag: finnie1k

quick sidenote: had no idea who daniel jackson was, never seen a lick of stargate, will now be binging it because james spader in those glasses has me REELING

ok so, non-binary works so well for harvey. you can be everything, you can be nothing, it works for him because while there is no absolute, the absence of something is the presence of something

he's also more focused on a relationship that brings something to the table, something he can work with. the same kind of partnership (although on slightly better terms hopefully) as he has with two face

i'm not making light in the slightest but hey, it's the perfect number of anxiety disorders to have. and he'd be more than happy to do the talking for you in social situations, both of them would be

he'd also understand the need to will yourself to be social, it's easy for him to shut himself away, with the only person he can speak to being himself, so it would be good for you both to encourage each other

hopeless romantic? now we're talking. because i think harvey is one of the softest, most romantic boys out there. really traditionally woos people, charms them and romances them like he was in some terribly dramatic old movie

which speaking of, he is definitely a massive fan of film noir, so that would make an excellent date for you both, either at a film festival or watching them on the sofa

creativity, especially indoorsy creativity, would suit him. someone who is grounded in themselves and can work away quietly would be a nice calming presence. he's a house person really, you don't see him striving to get out and about unless he has crimes to commit, so having someone else kicking around the place with him would be nice

please, stop with the twos! you have two lizards? perfect. one is harvey's favourite now and the other is two face's favourite. i don't know much about them, but the spicier of the two, guess who's favourite that one is...

gosh you've got intelligence in scores, and that's so key. i think harvey's intelligence is often overlooked, his temper and attitude sometimes overshadow it. but the man was a DA, he passed the bar. so someone on an intellectual equal with him, especially in something as interesting for him as copy editing, would make the perfect partner

#finnie1k #finnie writes

[wayvessel]

When You Have Your Period ~ Howie Yan

// cw: suggestive, soft howie, the best boy!!! beware!!

Howie is the sweetest. He wants you to feel amazing and happy all the time, so seeing you being tortured by something he can’t beat up personally or protect you from breaks his big heart.

He’s very attentive when you’re on you’re period. Anything you want he got it for you.

As a vampire, he can sense when you’re on your period as well. You’re literally leaking blood how can he not tell?

He will even cook for you if that’s what you want.

This man was made for cuddles. He’s immediately there by your side if you need any of his hugs and cuddles.

He WILL rub your tummy !

He will do anything to make you feel better. Get you candy, medicine, watch movies with you and cry with you, anything to make his beauty feel better.

Holds you and watches rom coms while kissing you on your shoulders, cheeks, hands, wherever is nearest to him while cuddling.

He’ll do anything to make the pain go away! and he is very helpful. This includes your h*rny spells.

suddenly all you want is h i m. in every way and all forms and he is there for it!

this is the part he enjoys most. And it’s something he has an abundance of to give you — himself.

Having sex decreases period pain it’s proven fact! and when you tell Howie about it, oh he knows exactly what to do when you’re whining for him and whining about your pain now.

This is when he thinks, maybe, just maybe he could try a different type of blood to taste.

Of course only if you’re into it, which leads him to questioning if he should even ask you.

He gently picks you up with his strong arms and takes you to the bedroom.

He tells you how much he loves you and would do anything to make you feel better.

When he says this he taps your lower tummy with a soft smile and lowers himself to bring his lips to yours in the softest way ever.

He treats you gently, tenderly. You’re fragile to him in this moment. He wants to make you feel good, no more pain for you.

Howie begins to softly tell you what he loves about you while kissing down your body slowly.

As he worships your body, your unbeating vampire heart is somehow beating again and you’re breathless.

He could tell. He sees your eyebrows furrow, your eyes all glossy in wonder, and your lips pouted.

he sees the begging about to fall from your lips and since things are heated he asks if he could try tasting you like this.

When he asks you can see him blush and become a little shy. His eyes glancing down in embarrassment from the question.

But When you say yes, Relief washes over him. His eyes sparkle in excitement and curiosity, and his dimples form in his cheeks.

Oh yes, He definitely makes you feel better :)

Hey guys! This is my second headcanon for Howieee! I cant get him out of my head i love him so much and he deserves more intent so here I am! If you like this pls support! If you have any ideas for howie fics or imagines or whatever, hit me up and let’s build this Howie fanfiction empire together!!! Roadkill deserves better!

#the arcana #fictif #fictif roadkill #roadkill tess #roadkill howie #roadkill poe #roadkill fictif #nix hydra #howie yan #poe colestead #tess rogers

[samwpmarleau]

tyler lockwood

2. When I think I truly started to like them (or dislike them, if you’ve sent me a character I don’t like)

I watched TVD initially when it was first airing forever ago, but IIRC I started liking him around the time the show meant us to — when we watched him learn about the werewolf thing. And that was that 🥰

3. A song that reminds me of them

Honestly, the show hit it on the mark when they chose Matthew West’s “Family Tree.” At least, until they ruined it for no reason at all. I also like “I Will Survive,” by Stephanie Bentley.

4. How many people I ship them with

Other than Caroline, I like the idea of Bonnie. They both deserved better, and I think they could’ve been good together, especially once he lost his hybrid status and became mortal again so he wouldn’t have to outlive her.

5. My favorite ship of them

Caroline 😭 Though the person she became later on was totally unworthy of him. You know and share my thoughts on this lmao

6. My least favorite ship of them

I’ll say Liv simply because the first time around I stopped watching mid-season 4 and on rewatch I couldn’t get past mid-season 5 so I didn’t really see them together. Or Vicki because he was very shitty to her.

7. A quote of them that you remember

He has a lot of good ones! One in particular I remember and like is shortly before he goes through his first transformation where he says he’s scared. The narrative had presented him sympathetically before that, but I think that really showed he was no longer a douchebag jock, but rather a 16-year-old kid facing a truly horrifying experience. For him to not only admit he was scared, but admit it to Caroline then break down was so sad.

12. Sexuality hc!

Oh gosh, idk. Haven’t really thought about it, honestly, and could see it going a few different ways. I’ll go bi (with a preference for women), because those scenes with Jeremy in early season 2 had vibes 👀 Definitely open to other interpretations, though!

13. Your favorite friendship they have

No one was really his friend :((( Matt at least cared when he died, though, so Matt.

14/15. Best/worst storyline they had

His werewolf one was the best, by far. Worst was DEATH.

21/22. When do you think they were at their happiest/lowest?

Happiest was probably the summer between the season 2 finale and through 3x01. He was so light and his relationship with Caroline was in my opinion at its closest and most wholesome. His lowest moment ... do I have to say it? Early-mid season 5.

23. Future headcanon

I DON’T CARE HOW, BUT SOMEHOW HE GETS RESURRECTED. And then proceeds to live his best life and Caroline comes back with an adequate apology and they live happily ever after.

26. When do you think they were being “themselves” the most?

His softest moments. That softness really is at the core of his character: He has such a big heart and — as he says himself — he doesn’t want to be the guy he was at the beginning of the series, the guy his father shaped him into. He shines in season 2 and beyond when he can unashamedly be a mama’s boy, sweet and lovey with Caroline, and (for better or worse) do anything for the people he cares about.

28. The most unnecessary thing they ever did?

This was the show’s fault, not the character’s, but I hated that he was made to leave so many times. That said, the first time he left I’d say was the most unnecessary because unlike later when his absences were caused by Klaus, this one was his decision. I can understand why he did it, and I’m glad he was able to learn the ropes with people who knew first-hand what he was going through, but I felt there was a better, less isolating way to go about it.

29. How do you think they would be as a parent? (And if they are a parent, how do you think they would be if they weren’t?)

HE WOULD BE SO GOOD. Between the natural kindness he has in him I mentioned from #26, he also would want to be absolutely nothing like his own father. I’m sure he would be insecure af about it, but he would be great and it’s a travesty he’ll never get to experience it.

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send me a character and some numbers! [x]

#tyler lockwood #tvd #headcanons #ask meme #trevinodiaz

[dirtycccat]

the demon bros+ undateables showing their love

thought about this for 5 min then had to write it out so enjoy

lucifer

first off you notice he treats you differently

and by differently i mean like you’re his favorite child  sibling

you get away with anything??? and he’s softer with you than with the others (which is canon)

then you see that?? he keeps buying you stuff you said you wanted when he was present

and you’re ofc impressed

but you’re more impressed by how open he’s around you

he’ll leave most of his walls down around  you

which means you’ll get to experience unfiltered lucifer

he’ll laugh around you more, make dumb dad jokes, nap with his head in your lap, complain drunkenly about his work and bros, give you sloppy cheeks and forehead kisses

you find it rly cute though

if you’re in the human world he’ll 100% take this chance to send you beautifully written letters asking you how you are and leaving some verses that reminded him of you on the back like a 19th century vampire

“dear mc, how is your life? mine is filled with woe and unease since i do not  have the light of my life around anymore...anyway here’s a poem about being horny and alone by a 18th century romantic author hope to see you soon, xoxo lucifer”

you try to respond in the same way and send him memes on the back instead of  poetry (or real poetry depends on your mood)

mammon

protective of you 100% will throw hands with anyone that even glances weirdly your way

but also wants to show you off? like look at this human!!! this is MY human!!!

gives you random thoughtful gifts that reminded him of you

wants to be around you 24/7 so he invites you to all the events that he thinks you’ll like

you wanna party? perfect. you wanna go on a weird ghost stories tour around the city? cool. you wanna waltz in one of those old people parties? he’s already reserved two tickets. you just wanna lay around and nap? he’s already on your lap.

it doesn’t matter if you’re in a romantic relationship or not this man WILL serenade you outside your window

rapunzel style with an acoustic guitar or with a boombox like a rebel 80s kid

anyway here’s toxic by britney spears babe this is for YOU

levi

considers you his bff ofc

but also at first he’s still really awkward around you and doesn’t really know what to do for you and feels bad thinking only you do things for him

until you reassure him you enjoy just being around him so it’s fine

he blushes and starts inviting you more to his room to game/ watch stuff

at some point he starts buying two tickets to all concerts he goes to and invites you along

but also? he asks you what you’re into and starts marathoning your favorite animes/ movies/ series so he can talk with you abt them

you feel really moved that he’d do that for you???  like??? bruh...

your relationship is basically friends respecting each other and wanting to know each other the best through their passions even if it means getting into some weird shit

it’s rly wholesome tho

if you’re romantically involved he’ll totally do roleplay as your favourite character and you do the same for him and it’s really cute

also imagine: artistic collabs. you make fanart together??? you can program games together???? you do cosplay together??? the possibilities...

satan

he’ll hate to be compared to his dad brother but he does show how much he trusts you by showing his unguarded side too

when he first talked about lucifer without the filter of his nice guy persona you were pretty shocked

like he was really going at it

but then you realize? he’s just like that when he’s comfortable

and it’s not all mean spirited, he just has,,, a strong personality and a lot of opinions about stuff (which you sometimes share with him)

but you also found out it’s really fun to gossip with satan

since he knows all the juicy gossip from his multitude of ties (he’s sharing the title of gossip queen with asmo that’s why they get along so well tbh)

also if you even find a teacher you hate he’ll tell you all their embarrassing moments to make you feel better

he also recommends you books and poems and sends you quotes that made him think about you

so you sure as heck don’t need to buy books while you’re in the devildom bc he’ll buy you an entire library 

asmo

compliments you without comparing you to himself which is the highest compliment he can give

like mammon he’s more into the showing everyone his favorite human around while also protecting them

he’ll take you to his parties and gatherings as a guest of honor, he’ll make you meet all kinds of people and open up opportunities for you

he’ll be the one that pampers you

you’d think lucifer is the sugar daddy of the family but nope it’s asmo

he’ll buy you cute clothes, shoes, beauty products everything that he saw and imagined would look bomb on you

if you’re not into clothes he’ll buy you art supplies, books, anything you want but he’ll still probably  buy you at least some clothes he thinks are cute

if you’re romantically involved,,,, he’ll buy other toys for you as well which you can try together wink wink

beel

cooks for you

no questions asked when it’s his turn to cook he’ll think about what YOU would like to eat first before making something

which is??? really touching coming from beel

and also means sometimes he’ll make the same dish three weeks in a row and annoy the others while you just get excited bc ??? you get to eat your favourite dish??? again and again???? 

thank you beel you truly know how to touch someone’s insides

also opens up to you and talks to you about his fears and thoughts

expect to get 4 am msgs from beel if he had a nightmare

which would end up in you coming to cuddle him (and belphie also joins sometimes)

which tbh is that even a thing you can complain about?

belphie

is more baby less murder when you’re around

naps on your lap, naps on your shoulder, naps with you anywhere

but also let’s you nap on HIM

besides being soft around you he actually opens up to you too

and talks to you about his traumas and issues

which he has in common with his twin what can you do

so you have weekly cuddle parties with him and beel where you talk about shit and actually make them resolve their issues instead of just,,, ignoring them

also if you’re into each other you probably tease each other and flirt really shamelessly in public while the others cringe and or blush at your language

are you a cowboy? because i want you to ride me all night 

simeon

writes you fancy letters with poetry like lucifer, but his ink is scented and  his envelopes contain pressed flowers more often than not

if you’re together you even do letter sexting if you’re into it

creates characters based on you in his stories (which you don’t believe even if levi points out you that the two of you are kinda similar)

asks you to spend more and more time with him and luke

invites you to picnics, reads to you while your head is in his lap, cooks you snacks

if you’re a theatre kid too,,, you do musical love confessions too,,, sometimes by just reciting the lyrics of really popular musical theatre songs in a death panned voice

cough a heart full of love from les mis but read like poetry through the fence of the house of lamentation cough

asks you cryptic shit hannibal style like “tell me mc what does it mean to want to be consumed whole by another? is it a desire to become something bigger than yourself or is it related to our need to become one with our loved one like some cultures pointed out before?”

you’re either really into his cryptid talk or just roll your eyes and smooch him

diavolo

invites you around to his castle all the time

sometimes he even pulls some weird shenanigans just to make you spend more time with him

expect tea parties with him luci and barbatos in no particular combination

gives you compliments 24/7  even in public

remember how he treats lucifer? he’s that for you too but he’s learned from the lucifer experience to focus on complimenting you as a person more than how you look

if you’re into pda he’ll touch you all the time

if you ever wanted a gomez - morticia romance, here’s your goth big titty himbo that’s way too full of love

if you’re lovers expect to be pampered, i feel like? he doesn’t buy a lot of gifts and such because he’s probably tired of material things but he will make time in his busy schedule for you and spend a lot of time with you

which means more to him than gifts

(we will buy you anything you ask though)

barbatos

actually talks with you about stuff outside rad, the demon bros and diavolo

also invites you to alone time tea or wine time

where you drink and gossip

if satan and asmo are the crowned queens of gossip barbatos is the king of gossip but he doesn’t share his knowledge to most people so nobody knows what he knows

but he knows,,,, a lot

and not only that he knows a lot about people nowadays,,, but imagine the things he knows about like historical figures and such,,, 

so prepare for story time with barbatos where he  talks about how oscar wilde was almost summoned by drunk inccubi during a party once, or how  diavolo cried when he was a kid because he sent a letter to caravaggio asking him to paint his portrait and he said no

also if you get drunk together expect really energetic talkative barbatos destroying DESTROYING everyone (except diavolo ofc)

“lucifer please i once saw you crying because you thought diavolo was ignoring you when you actually forgot to press the send button to your messages ”

if you’re romantically involved diavolo will always be first in his hear but that just means you’ll have to invite diavolo along on your dates which  just means you’ve got a new lover and a new bff

solomon 

he invites you on all kinds of wacky adventures

you  visit witches, go to weird magical forest parties or orgies if you want, you go travelling the mountains for rare herbs

it’s like you’re faust and he’s mephisto  haha the irony and he’s showing you another side of the world you never knew 

ofc the others know about all this but??? they thought it’s normal and didn’t even consider you know nothing about it

but solomon knows what it was like to be just a human

and since he likes you he empathizes with your situation

he also make you meet all kinds of people

since he has 72 contracts and hundreds of years of doing wack stuff he must know some interesting people

and now his friends are your friends 

i feel like romantic solomon would be just him?? but less shady with you especially since now you understand him better 

but also he’ll probably bring you weird shit from his alone expeditions

did you ever want the tears of a mermaid? a carnivorous plant that feeds on emotions? a crying portrait? no? well too bad because now you have a room full of weird items

...that you love and treasure thank you very much

#best boys deserve the best softest headcanons #mine #my post #i mean am i wrong #i mostly made this bc i kept thinking abt mammon serenading mc and simeon doing musical theatre confessions #and it escaladed #oh well #obey me #obye me shall we date #obye me headcanons #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me simeon #obye me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me undateables

[the-insomniac-emporium]

I love your writing.

if it's not too much trouble may i make a request? I'm thinking the Dimitrescu women meeting and/or courting a fellow immortal.

the circumstances of the immortal's powers and possession of immorality are entirely up to you. I just like the idea of them meeting someone they could literally spend forever with...because they deserve it ❤

I wasn't sure if you wanted a story or headcanons? I went with HCs, here, but if you wanted more of a drabble or whatever just lemme know and I'll write something like that.

Also, I got excited and carried away so this has the whole Dimitrescu family, plus shorter ones for both Mother Miranda and Donna. Admittedly Alcina's is also a little on the shorter side? I tried to write everything that came to mind, but I am kinda tired right now, sorry. Might reblog this and add some more later.

(Under read-more for length)

Cassandra:

Tries (and fails) to hide her excitement. Mortality is one of the bigger things that has made her keep her distance to others, at least in the past. Every Maiden she’s ever been the slightest bit smitten with, up until this point, has been incredibly fragile. Seeing as she’s not exactly the softest person, one can easily imagine why that would be a turn off for her. But now that’s no longer a problem!

On the other had… having an immortal partner gives Cassandra pause. Why? Because what if they breakup? Normally, she can just, ahem, “dispose” of any exes (regardless of how much it hurts) so she doesn’t have to see them/deal with them anymore. If that’s not an option, she’ll definitely take longer than usual to do anything about her feelings. She wants to be sure, 100%, before she gets in over her head. Chances are she won’t hold back for as long as she wants though.

Likely to have a loud, messy confession. She’ll have been avoiding you for a few days, always ducking out of whatever rooms you enter, leaving you both hurt and confused. After enlisting the help of her sisters, you’ll be able to corner her outside. She’ll tell you, under no uncertain circumstances, to leave her alone. But you’ll refuse, demanding an explanation.

“I thought we had something. I thought you cared,” you’ll snap, eyes watering. “If that’s changed… if I was wrong, just tell me. I’ll leave and I’ll never come back.” Cue thunder and raining (because tropes) and Cassandra dramatically pulling you into a kiss, holding you so tightly you think you might bruise. Then she’s demanding that you stay, refusing to apologize but making it clear just how much she does care.

Being immortal, you’re not as defenseless as some of Cassandra’s past interests. Naturally, she doesn’t get quite as protective as she normally would. She’ll still have your back no matter what, ready to fight by your side against any foe, and will probably consider doing so a “fun bonding activity”. Oh, some lycans are encroaching on Dimitrescu territory? Time to go destroy them, as a power couple!

Despite having all the time in the world, Cassandra won’t change much of her actual courting behavior, nor the rate at which things advance. She’s still gonna get handsy fairly early on, still gonna “rah!” at you in the hallways, and still going to struggle with her jealousy.

Immortality Compatibility: I can see Cassandra going for another vampire (or vampire adjacent) creature, or someone demonic. She likes her lovers a bit rough, with some nice bite to their personalities. If you’ve got sharp teeth, or claws, or glowing eyes? Oh boy, she’s gonna be making heart eyes at you all the time.

Bela:

If your immortality isn’t immediately obvious, Bela is over the moon with joy when she finds out. Her eyes will go wide for a moment, before she tries to seem calm (so as to not freak you out), but her heart is pounding. This is what she’s been hoping for. As much as Mother Miranda has done for her family, there’s no guarantee that she’d be willing to give more. Even if Miranda granted Bela’s lover her “gift”, there was no telling what the results would be, or if the lover would survive. Now that there’s no need for such a transformation, it’s far easier for Bela to imagine herself in love (and eventually be in love).

Slow-burn romance over a decade or longer, oops. Doesn’t even necessarily mean to take things so slowly, just doesn’t feel a need to rush things, preferring that they develop organically. With both of you having unlimited time, you’re both used to working on a very large timescale. Maidens watching the two of you probably place bets on how long it’ll take you to hold hands for the first time. Everyone knows it’s coming, but no matter how much Cassandra and Daniela complain, Bela refuses to jump into things. By the time the two of you are officially together, you’re probably madly in love with each other.

More protective than Cassandra, if only because she knows just how rare you are. Immortal or not, you likely still have a weakness, and Bela will do everything in her power to make sure no one else knows what it is. If applicable, she will also ensure she has a countermeasure readily available. For example: If you were weak to fire, she’d make sure that the castle keeps extinguishers handy, just in case. Though they should probably already do that. Not that the Dimitrescu family cares much for OSHA compliance.

Somehow grows more in love with you with every passing year, and makes sure that you know this. Whether you’ve been together for one year or one century (because in this house we ignore canon), she’s always performing little acts of love, giving constant reminders of how strongly she feels. Gifts, special dates, book recommendations, etc.

Immortality Compatibility: Bela seems like the type to go for someone with a calming presence, and perhaps somewhat of a contrast to herself. I can picture her with someone somewhat angelic, or druidic, someone very in tune with nature. She’d love to feed deer with you and relax in the forest! Or lay against a tree by your side, listening to you talk about various microorganisms for hours at a time.

Daniela:

Practically tackles you when she finds out/connects the dots. This is just like one of her romance novels, where a lonely (attractive as fuck) immortal spends years in isolation before finally meeting the love of their life, who they get to spend the rest of eternity with. Absolutely ecstatic about the whole situation. Won’t stop kissing you and pulling you close, rambling about how great it’s gonna be to spend your lives together. Honestly? Kind of overwhelming. You might have to remind her a few times that you don’t have to rush into things, considering you have all the time in the world.

Introduces you to people as her “super cool/rad immortal life partner”. Genuinely cannot bring herself to not brag about you. If her sisters haven’t found someone like you yet, you can bet that Daniela will tease them about it all the time (much to their annoyance). If Momma Alcina doesn’t, though? Dani will keep her thoughts to herself, thank you very much (being grounded at her age does not impress the s/o).

Tries not to show it, but she’s actually very nervous. You’re immortal! You’ve probably seen a lot of shit (she certainly has)! Worries about keeping you interested in her, though she would never admit it. This tends to lead to her performing ridiculous acts to showcase her affection, regardless of the cost or, like, whether or not you’d even enjoy whatever she has planned. In order to counter her anxiety, you’ll want to reassure her whenever you can, and give her plenty of “I love you”s.

Strikes a decent balance between Cassandra’s nonchalant attitude and Bela’s protectiveness. Will defend you if you need it, playing up the romantic aspect, but also entirely willing to hide behind you in a scary situation.

Immortality Compatibility: Having probably read Twilight… Dani would date a werewolf, as long as they weren’t the smelly kind. Also interested in a sort of “magical”/elemental type, especially if their powers are influenced by emotions. In other words, if someone flirts with her in front of you, and your response is to subconsciously light your hands/the other person on fire? She thinks that’s hot, pun intended.

Alcina:

“Oh? Interesting,” she’d say, smiling softly (and trying to ignore the heat rushing to her face). Similarly to Cassandra, she’d try to play it off, not wanting to seem too excited. And, well, she’s not as excited as any of her daughters are. After all, she’s had more time than them to “get used” to the idea of outliving any potential romantic interests. So, she’s not exactly desperate for a relationship, even with someone she could spend an eternity with.

That being said, if she is romantically interested in them, she’s very relieved. Outliving a loved one can be incredibly traumatizing (fuck you c*pcom, you know what you did), and knowing that you’re safe (or at least safer than most) brings her no small amount of comfort.

Also, just glad to have another person close to her age around. Her daughters are somewhat stuck as young adults, and I imagine Alcina would want someone who gained immortality a little later in life, such as herself, as opposed to, ya know, reminding her of her children. That probably goes without saying. Hopefully.

More so than her daughters, Alcina would change her level of protectiveness depending on her s/o’s power level. If you’re a shapeshifter who can also turn into a big ass dragon? Then she’s not going to coddle you. If you’re immortal but still vulnerable, then she’s going to do her best to keep you safe, even going so far as to enlist the assistance of her daughters. “If you see a single Maiden growing mistletoe, or bringing some in from the village, let me know immediately,” or something like that, depending on your weakness.

Immortality Compatibility: Definitely would want someone in a situation similar to herself, having once been truly human, only to be “elevated” by something. Bonus points if you’re another disciple of Miranda, double bonus points if Miranda specifically “made” you to be Alcina’s boo/honey/darling/dear.

Bonus! Mother Miranda:

Oh god finally someone who won’t leave her (can’t leave her). No one can take you away from her, and that’s a relief that she’s been craving for over a century. Even if romance isn’t high on her priority list, she welcomes it with open arms, glad to have someone by her side through all of life’s chaos.

Admittedly slow to trust at first, probably just using you as a tool at first. But prove yourself enough, show that your devotion is more than just misdirected self-interest, and she’ll start to warm up to you. Forming a real relationship would likely take a couple decades, similar to with Bela. Once you are together, however, the two of you are inseparable in all matters.

You’d be her #1 follower, most trusted adviser, and the only person allowed to understand 100% of her thoughts and motives. While Miranda wouldn’t allow you to be seen as the same level as her (sorry), you’d still be a legend among the villagers. To them, you’re Mother Miranda’s champion, the epitome of a devoted follower that they all aspire to emulate. Not that they know the two of you are a couple, though.

Immortality Compatibility: No gimmicks, no cheap tricks, she wants (and respects) a fellow scientist, someone who clawed their way through adversity and forged themselves into something indestructible. Double the interest if you did so for a similar cause to her own, as she would appreciate your ability to relate to her suffering.

Bonus! Donna:

Someone to play with! FOREVER! No more losing people she cares about, no more accidentally breaking people, no more people scrambling to leave. Now that she has you, she can finally spend some quality time with another (living?) person. Honestly her dolls (or at least Angie) are just as excited as she is. Regardless of her relations with the other three Lords, Donna much prefers the company of a lover.

For real though she’s shy as hell and you might not even realize who’s pulling the strings until you’ve been in her house for over a year. She’d probably use her powers to trap you inside, at least at first, though they’d be nice hallucinations. You’d have to treat the dolls nicely, especially Angie, before she’d let you interact with her.

Eventually you’d be allowed to leave, and you’d be given a key to return whenever you wanted to. Assuming that you do, in fact, come back, the two of you would have a very, very slow romance, if only because of Donna’s anxiety. Hand holding makes both of your faces turn beet red, seriously.

Immortality Compatibility: *chanting* GHOST GIRLFRIEND GHOST GIRLFRIEND POLTERGEIST PARTNER POLTERGEIST PARTNER WOOHOO! Something with a flexible, only-sometimes-tangible form, who absolutely could have left at any time but didn’t because they wanted to stay.

#cassandra dimitrescu x reader #bela dimitrescu x reader #daniela dimitrescu x reader #lady dimitrescu x reader #mother miranda x reader #donna beneviento x reader #resident evil: village #re8 village

[lunaastoir]

fluff/relationships w the mondstadt crew

characters included: diluc, kaeya, and jean

gn! reader as always <3

tw: fluff??? domesticity??? crack??? ideal relationships w people who will never be real??? also mentions of alcohol!

an: so i’m back w a sequel to my “fluff/relationships w the liyue crew” since you guys seemed to really like it <3 thank you my heart is literally melting 😩 this post was getting too long so i excluded some of the characters but expect a part. 2 (more like part 3 but part 2 to the mondstadt version)! 

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diluc

man. this MAN.

that’s it, that’s the headcanon. 

he would literally be the most doting lover in the softest ways

SUCH a soft romantic like you thought you knew love??? nah this man will show you what love is

will constantly leave you things around the winery to convey his silent thank you’s and appreciation for you putting up with him being busy for most of the day

it’s always the most thoughtful things ever too like-

you mentioned how nice it would be to have some fresh lemonade with the hotter weather outside but it was too late in the day to actually go to the market in search of fresh lemons 

the next day you walked downstairs only to be greeted with a pitcher of cool lemonade with a side of lemon bars

there was a note attached to the handle of the pitcher <3 

“i recall you mentioning how lemonade would be perfect for the warmer weather so i decided to make some for you this morning. i hope it’s still cool by the time you drink it. love, d” 

pls sir your hand in marriage

he secretly loves it when you usher him to bed after waking up in the dead of night to see him working by candlelight on reports 

soft hands on his cheeks gently whispering about how, it’s been far too long and come to bed, darling and there will be time for this in the morning

his protests are light given the dark purple hues under his crimson eyes but he’ll still make a little fuss 

don’t let this man fool you tho he’s so so touched that you care enough to check up on him and drag him to bed!!

sometimes on the days he has a bit more free time, the two of you will quickly grab your dinners and race to the highest spot in the winery to watch the setting sun

these moments are always filled with laughter, something you’ve found you’re easily able to pull out of diluc, simply because it’s you 

uncontrollable sobbing

he would let you paint his nails black like the angsty man he is 

frankly he would let you do anything to him if it makes you happy <3 

ok but wait diluc w bLACK NAILS?? AND RINGS??? i would die on the spot ⚰️

on the topic of makeup, this man is surprisingly really good w it 

i like to think he learned after practicing on kaeya when they were younger bc kaeya was really into makeup

you found out after babysitting klee one day and trying failing to draw eyeliner on the sweet girl after her “big brother ‘bedo!”

you hastily grabbed some wipes, gently wiping off the messed up design before attempting to dive back in 

diluc however, had some down time so he decided to check up on his favorite chaotic duo 

only to be met with a pile of dirtied makeup wipes, your frustrated expression, and klee’s growing jitteriness 

swiftly moving to your side, he quietly asked if you needed help 

you glanced up quizzically before handing him the eyeliner, already looking around to find more makeup wipes when this inevitably goes wrong 

to your utter surprise tho the eyeliner is perfect??? two perfect winged lines??? in less than a minute??? WHAT

you just stood there like 😦 before diluc got back up and handed you the eyeliner 

you were short-circuiting, klee was ecstatic, diluc was worried about you 

ok last thing abt diluc 

crack! warning but the both of you like lowkey pranking kaeya 

for diluc it’s revenge on his annoying brother; for you it’s good - natured sibling rivalry fun 

every time the two of you see kaeya, one of you always swipes something of his 

small things really, it could be a pen or a handkerchief

one time, diluc swiped kaeya’s spare eyepatch and from the looks of it, kaeya’s only spare black eyepatch bc he was frantically looking for it yk he’s desperate when he even asked diluc if he saw it

the two of you spent an hour nearly laughing your asses off 

all in all, life w him is so sweet 

kaeya

pretty boy? pretty boy. 

while i can’t guarantee stability, life would never be boring w this man that’s for sure

piggy back rides 🗣 piggy back rides 🗣 piggy back rides 

he LOVES it, the feel of you on his back while he’s walking around mondstadt most likely carrying you to your commission 

he finds it comforting especially since he can hear the rumble of your voice against him while you recount stories, or just babble on about everything under the sun 

he is SO dramatic so obviously when y’all reach the site of the commission he has to kill all the monsters even tho the both of you agreed to split it up evenly 

he makes quick work of his set before stealing some of yours much to your chagrin 

you scold him but can you really be mad at him when he looks drop dead gorgeous freezing the hilichurls the answer is no, no you cannot be

oh my god ok wait-

he does this thing where he tries to spook you in public 

so say you’re getting groceries at the mondstadt general store

you round the corner just minding your own business, looking around, taking in the sunshine 

and suddenly you just hear someone drop in behind you but before you can register anything you hear a soft “boo” and hands circle your waist 

you jump SIKE let’s be honest you shrieked 

meanwhile kaeya’s just laughing his ass off 

you can hear his rich peals of laughter while you attempt to regain your bearings 

he does this so often you SHOULD be used to it but you really aren’t bc mans is SNEAKY-

he cards his fingers in your hair whenever you’re speaking 

he doesn’t know why, it’s just a cute habit and he finds the feel of his fingers in your hair soothing

oH on the topic of comfort, kaeya really likes resting two fingers on the back of your neck???

ik he seems like the type to throw his arm around your shoulder which yes he totally is but during more serious conversations his hand automatically seeks out the warmth of your neck 

your neck feels amazing especially during the warmer months due to his chilly fingers contrasting with your warm skin  

he likes that he’s able to access such a vulnerable part of you and you would willingly let him 

HE GETS YOU MATCHING OUTFITS

no i will NOT take criticism on this i just kNOW he’s that type of guy

it would be those stupid “i’m his” and “they’re mine” sweatshirts like BYE 

it’s so cringy but for some reason it’s oddly adorable and you truly despise it but you can’t seem to say no whenever he asks 

you pretend to ignore the look of pity diluc throws your way whenever he sees you like this

kaeya really loves accessories so i think he would be the type to give you a promise ring or something similar to show that he truly does care for you 

he would brush it off, flirting a little like usual before handing you the ring 

with the way his cheeks softly darken though, you know he’s being genuine 

TICKLE FIGHTS ik i mentioned this for childe but shhhh

he has tickle fingers??? his hands just loOK like they’re itching to tickle someone so you’ll most likely be the unfortunate victim 

he will not show you mercy. at all. he’ll tickle you until there are tears streaming from your eyes, your face is hot, and your voice is hoarse from laughing so damn hard 

it gives him such a rush of serotonin its SO CUTE 

i feel like this goes without saying but he’s super into pda,,, anything and everything is on the table 

hand holding? duh. ass grabs? ofc. carrying you bridal style around mondstadt? why not 

ik he’s typically very playful but once the relationship reaches a certain stage, he’ll slowly start to let down the walls that surround his facade 

very very slowly show you the more realistic parts of him 

the real, damaged pieces of his soul 

he’ll be carefully monitoring your reaction though, any sign of fear or disgust will have him recoiling within himself again and you most likely will never see his true nature ever again 

SO BE CAREFUL 👹

once you’ve seen the parts of him he’s offered to you, the hushed whispers of his past, and the uncertain lines of his future, he will take off his eyepatch 

pretends like he’s not super nervous but he’s SWEATING- 

the prettiest thing you’ve ever seen though hands down 

you can understand why he covers it up but you would like it if he felt comfortable enough to take off the eyepatch occasionally when he’s with you 

also!!! sleeps with his eyepatch side facing you (in the event he wears it to bed) 

if this happens you KNOW he trusts you bc it’s his blindside <3 

anyways life w kaeya will never be boring but he is a very complicated man 

stay with him though, i promise it’ll be worth it 

jean

the key to jean’s heart is coffee and food 

GET HER COFFEE AND FOOD

i am begging you she deserves it 😭

the poor woman works so hard bc the knights are so mf understaffed, this is literally the best way you can ever show her your love and appreciation when she has work

she will MELT if you have a hot shower and dinner waiting for her when she inevitably returns later than she promised

will completely refuse at first with, “you did not have to do this, it’s too much” but shush her as you shOULD bc she deserves the entire world 

she’s the definition of “you do something for me, i’ll return the favor ten times grander”

you leave a flower on her desk bc it reminded you of her??? you’ll wake up to find a whole bouquet of the prettiest windwheel asters you’ve ever seen the next morning along with a thank you note

she’s so sweet BYE

she gets flustered extremely easily so you obviously use this as an opportunity to tease her 

when you’re in public rest your hand on her waist and inch it higher until your hand is underneath her shirt and in contact with her warm skin 

she’ll actually short-circuit its quite adorable 

sometimes y’all will be cuddling and you’ll hear whispers of her insecurities 

“am i a good grand master? will i ever be as valiant as vanessa?”

reassure her!!! tell her that she doesn’t need to be like vanessa, she’s already amazing as jean 

if you haven’t seen her in awhile, track her down and schedule a lunch date 

she never misses appointments and if it’s for you, she’ll gladly make time to see you even if she has to stay up even later than usual 

OH-

GIVE HER MASSAGES 

she has so much tension and the sorest muscles from hunching over papers and running around on errands 

if you sneak into her office and quietly stand behind her before gently pushing down on the sore tendons of her neck, she’ll genuinely fall over on her desk 

so make sure you steady her 😀

after you feel how tight her muscles are though, you drag her to barbara bc she needs a healer asap 😭

while most of your time is spent in her office - you helping out in the ways you can while jean is overseeing knight duties - you still have your fair share of life outside of the favonius headquarters

jean never likes to sit still so whenever you have free time, the both of you head off looking for monsters to clear

bouken da bouken???

adventuring w jean is seriously the funnest thing you could ever do 

it’s just non-stop you accidentally getting into trouble and her having to come help you 

even tho the both of you are dead tired after fighting, what? 20 hilichurl camps now??? the laughter and joy in your eyes shows how you both truly loved every minute of it

it’s both a stress reliever, good fun, and a work-out <3

you’re definitely prone to getting dragged to angel’s share w kaeya 

kaeya and jean sometimes hang out after work at the tavern so inevitably you’re dragged along too 

all three of you are drunk out of your minds which just makes everything a MILLION times funnier 

kaeya slurring over his words makes the two of you start cackling endlessly while diluc just shakes his head making sure to not give you more wine despite your pleas 

angel’s share ft. kaeya and bartender diluc are always the best times fr fr 

life with her literally feels like y’all are married 

so much domesticity it’s so NICE ALJDKSFH

your house is always so clean and the color scheme is impeccable bc jean has such a good eye 

you have a chore schedule 😎 but it almost never works out bc jean ends up doing everything without you knowing- 

you always confront her abt it and she’s like 😁 “i had some time so i did them! no worries tho” like i- time??? where bitc-

oH- she has amazing style so you can bet shopping w her is literally the best experience 

she takes you to all of the hidden gems some places lisa recommended and helps you pick out things 

will 100% get really blushy if you come out in something and ask her for her opinion tho she’s literally the cutest

basically jean is a sweet girl who deserves the entirety of teyvat that is all. 

thanks for reading! if you have any requests don’t hesitate to send them in <3 

#genshin impact #genshin #genshin jean #genshin kaeya #genshin diluc #jean x reader #kaeya x reader #diluc x reader #genshin jean x reader #genshin kaeya x reader #genshin diluc x reader #jean #kaeya #kaeya alberich #diluc #diluc ragnvindr #kaeya alberich x reader #diluc ragnivindr x reader #kaeya-x-reader #jean-x-reader #diluc-x-reader #genshin headcanons #genshin imagines #genshin scenarios #genshin impact headcanons #genshin impact imagines #genshin impact scenarios

[alovesongshewrote]

The Sad | The Four Lords HCs

Bet, i was doing fine and then i just got sad out of nowhere, so fuck it, Fuck that, We’re profiting off the pain, bitches.  I’ve done it before, and i’ll do it again

There’s actually a funny story there, but i’ll tell it another time

ANYWAY, HERE’S THE FOUR LORDS DEALING WITH A SAD READER

Taglist: @prismarts @blixeon @mxcheese @valentimmy @chrysanthykios @bethanysnow​

Headcanons 

ALCINA DIMITRESCU

Right, well, babe’s got three kids and a castle to run, so while she’s attentive as hell, it might take her a second to notice that you aren’t exactly vibing 

Once she does?

It’s cuddles, all the way

This lady

Will just

Take you to bed

And hold you close

Run her hands (NOT CLAWS) through your hair

And tell you how much you mean to her

She will also tell you that you deserve good things!!

And she will provide you with good things

Like

She calls for the finest wine, softest blankets, etc

Whatever it is that humans like, ig

You don’t really need any of it, of course

You just need her

Anyway, yeah

Y’all probably spend the rest of the day just

relaxing

And she fucking

Takes care of you 

So well

We love to see it

DONNA BENEVIENTO 

Donna 

Well, she’s a bit more attentive

She has less to attend to, generally

So when you’re upsetti spaghetti, she’s on it

And this g i r l

She sews you things

Hugs you

Holds your hands

Asks what’s wrong

Gets the dolls to cool it on the constant teasing

She’s actually a bit bolder when you’re not feeling great

like

She’ll kiss your temples

Maybe kiss your neck

She’ll try to engage in conversation more often

And she might even take off her veil to make eye contact with you when she tells you that you mean the world to her, and if you need her, she will always be there

She’ll really just do anything it takes to cheer you up

Because she’s been there

Sadness is something she knows well

It’s actually one of the few social/interpersonal things that she has any knowledge of

Like, she actually has a general idea of what you need

So 

She provides it

Because she doesn’t want you to feel what she felt 

Or what she still feels 

(sometimes)

SALVATORE MOREAU

Oh my god, this poor man does not know what to do

Like

It already took him a hot minute to figure out that you were upset

So he already feels bad

But acknowledging it wasn’t enough

You’re still upset

And he doesn’t know how to fix itttttt

But he does his best

Holds ur hand

Brings you cool rocks

Idk

Eventually, he got the idea to ask you what would make you feel better

And after that, it got a lot easier

See, kids?  Communication is key

But yeah, no, after that

Whenever you’re upset 

He’ll just

Turn on some cheesy romcom 

Get out some cheese

And just

Sit with you 

And then if you want to talk about it, you know you’re free to do so

See, once he figures things out, he’s entirely accommodating and he takes excellent care of you

Whereas his brother...

KARL HEISENBERG 

Boy, oh boy, if you thought Moreau didn’t know what to do

Heisenberg has no fucking clue how to handle sad people

He also takes the longest out of his siblings to figure out that something is wrong 

I mean

He’s lived alone in his factory for so long, he doesn’t know how to people at all

So yeah, it’ll take a minute for him to realize you’re sad

Especially if you’re trying to hide it

So 

Don’t try to hide it around him

Because he will not figure it out, and he won’t be able to help you at all

And he already has a hard time helping

see, Heisenberg is kind of in the same boat as Donna, since he’s been where you are

He’s felt that, and it sucked

But Heisenberg is also like

The opposite 

Of Donna

He didn’t learn how to deal with his own sadness or misery, he just turned it into anger and rage

And he’s like

A little confused when you don’t do the same?

He just doesn’t see how or why you don’t want to be angry 

Especially if someone has hurt you

But even if you’re just sad, he’s like

“Get angry??  At the circumstances???  Like a normal person????”

Even though it isn’t a normal person thing, it’s a him thing

And a me thing, but let’s not worry about that

Anyway

He might actually fight you on this one

He’s confused, and you’re irritated because he’s being a bit of a prick 

But oh well

Eventually 

As in, before you’re angry enough to not forgive him

he’ll figure it out

And after that he’s a little more accepting of it, and he’s the slightest bit better at handling it

Like

He’s still bad at it

He does not know how feelings work

But he lets you know that you can talk about whatever’s bothering you if you want to

And he might even give you a hug 

If you want one

But yeah, anyway

sads

#re8 x reader #resident evil 8 x reader #alcina dimitrescu x reader #lady dimitrescu x reader #karl heisenberg x reader #Salvatore Moreau x reader #donna beneviento x reader #oh yeah i was gonna put the uh #the story of that time i turned pain to profit in the tags #but it didn't work so i guess ill just make that it's own post

[windblooms]

okay wait this would be interesting- can I get a hcs for liyue boys and how they’d confess (include scaramouche even tho he’s probably in inazuma)😅😅

sure thing!  headcanons under the cut.

childe

would confess in such a way that you’re not sure if he’s joking or not

he talks straightforwardly enough (”hey, y/n, do you want to go out with me later?”), but his past history of unpredictability puts you on edge

he will try to prove his sincerity to you, answering honestly and transparently to any questions you ask 

if you say yes, he’ll swear to you that he’ll be the partner you deserve, that he’ll do what he can to provide for you (financially from his rank has harbinger in the fatui) and make sure that you’re always safe

your wellbeing would be his top priority and whatever he can do that ensures it, he’ll make sure that you have absolute confidence in him

chongyun

poor boy would trip over his words.  either that, or he just freezes up completely, blanking out in the moment 

probably hides his face in the sleeves of his coat so you can’t see how flustered he is

will then work up the courage in a “just rip off the band aid” mentality, and runs through his words – “ilikeyoualotpleasegooutwithme” and immediately feels like screaming 

takes him a while to calm down from his embarrassment, but is relieved that you don’t seem put-off by his behavior and took the time to listen to him

if you say yes, he’ll be the softest boyfriend you could ever ask for.

scaramouche

he actually wouldn’t confess or even ask you out, but instead demand your presence next to him constantly

would say something along the lines of “from now on, you’ll be by my side and heed my every word” and most likely get upset if you hesitate – he’s used to getting what he wants when he wants it, so uncertainty of any kind will irritate him

until you  submit to him  respond positively to his advances, he’ll continue to pester you 

he won’t be a partner in the traditional sense; if he’s interested in you, it’s because of what you can provide for him, whether it be power or opportunistic situations

it’s best to be careful with him though, because once he’s set his sights on you, it’s near impossible to shake him off

xiao

nothing fancy, just your hands in his as he speaks.

“be with me,” he’ll say.  despite not phrasing it as a question, he speaks softly enough so that you know he doesn’t intend to be pushy. 

takes the situation very seriously and will give you the time you need to respond.

is internally pessimistic about what you might say: he’s been alone hundreds of years, and considering his past, he would understand if you wouldn’t want to be with him romantically.

if you agree, he’ll nod and squeeze your hand.  he’s repressed his emotions for so long, so you’ll have to give him time to truly open up.

xingqiu

this boy has half the mind to serenade you on the spot, but he will ask you out as if he were talking to you normally.

“would you take me on a journey fit for a tale of generations to come?”

probably brings along a glaze lily, or any other flower that he knows you like for some flare.

smiling the entire time because he’s excited (and, needless to say, optimistic) about your response.

very open about his affection, and will hug you on the spot if you say yes, immediately arranging a lunch/dinner date to celebrate the occasion. 

zhongli 

“there’s this restaurant that i believe you’d like.  if you have the time, i’d like to take you there.”

although he means for his words to come out romantically, it just sounds like he’s asking you out to a friendly dinner – just because it’s, well, zhongli of all people.  he’s always had his head in business and economics, and has never been one to dabble in sentimentality. 

will eventually clarify once you’re at the restaurant, finding difficulty over the exact words to say (is the geo archon actually stuttering?), but will mention how he enjoys your company and wants to be with you more “intimately” (read: “as your boyfriend”.  we’re not talking about someone who’s up to date on modern connotations, after all).

will hold your hand across the table for the rest of the dinner if you say yes.

#genshin impact #childe x reader #zhongli x reader #scaramouche x reader #tartaglia x reader #xiao x reader #chongyun x reader #xingqiu x reader #headcanons #scenarios #anon.ask #al.ans #childe.type #zhongli.type #chongyun.type #scara.type #xiao.type #xingqiu.type

[yandereeternity]

Yandere Haji Headcanons

And here we have the most worthy of being able to go ape-shit as a yandere, but the most tame of the Blood Plus boys. This man’s been through so much he deserves all the love. 

And as much as I love Saya and Haji together, for the sake of these headcanons, Saya isn’t involved in haji in a romantic way :(

Warnings: slightest mention of nsfw, mention of stalking and kidnapping. 

❤️ - Haji is a protective all the way. There are some stalkerish tendencies in there, but it’s more just him watching you from afar to keep you safe rather than to find out the best time to kidnap you. 

❤️ - Despite how stoic he is, Haji has a big heart. And he’s seen a lot of shit. He’ll desperately want to protect you from all that he's seen. Even possibly from himself. 

❤️ - While wanting to be able to be near you and hold you to protect you, he’ll want to keep his distance because of him being a Chiropteran. He’s terrified of scaring you off.

❤️ - What would attract him to you is an etherial presence you have. He’ll not be able to take his eyes off you while you walk past wherever he’s sat. After that, you’ll probably start seeing him everywhere. 

❤️ - He won’t kidnap you unless absolutely necessary, as in your life’s in danger. When it comes to his darling he gets easily irrational for fear of losing them, so if he deems taking you away to keep you safe a worthy enough reason he’ll do it. 

❤️ - He’d rather you know him at least a little at first though. He’ll try and speak to you on multiple occasions, each time getting more and more nervous as he goes to. 

❤️ - Considering he’s usually nearby, you’re more likely to form some sort of weird friendship with him. Haji obviously wants much more than that, but he’ll take his time for his darling. 

❤️ - As time goes on, he’ll start getting desperate. He’ll start giving you roses every time you meet, offering to play his Cello for you and even help you with whatever tasks you need to do for the day. 

❤️ - He’s just so sweet, he’s the tamest yandere out of the chevaliers. And despite this, if someone is ever to get violent with you or you’re attacked by chiropterans somehow, he snaps. 

❤️ - There won’t be a trace of them left. He’ll turn to you, looking ashamed of himself for going to crazy on the attackers and afraid of the reaction you could have. 

“Please, allow me to explain...I must protect you. You’re incredibly special to me.” 

❤️ - He's so scared of losing you. If you scream and run at the sight of his wings, claw and bloodied clothing he’ll accept it. He won’t stop stalking you. He has to make sure you’re safe of course! 

❤️ - He’ll 100% try to talk to you again though. To explain how he feels to you fully and try to make you stay with him. He might wait a week, a month or even a year depending on how bad your reaction is. But he won’t leave you un watched, not for a second. 

“Y/n, I’ve been in love with you for a long time. Please, let me protect you?” 

❤️ - He’ll softly beg you on one knee, hands clasping your own as softly as he can. Like I said, he’s the softest yandere. Not doing anything you don’t want to. When it comes down to more intimate stuff if you agree to a relationship, he won’t pressure you into sex. 

❤️ - But once you get involved in that stuff, he lets himself go a little and it much more possessive and protective in bed. He’s just overcome with feelings for you and how much he needs you. 

#Yandere eternity #yandere blood plus #yandere Haji #Haji #blood plus #yandere headcanons #yandere requests

[majesticnerdyvee]

Potterlock Headcanons for My Fic #4

(Hp and the Adventures of SH) - to possibly implement

|Part 1|Part 2|Part 3|

Mystrade duo like to trash talk Ministry officials in the wee hours of the morning after their Secret Case(TM) debriefs

speaking of which, Magnussen is the Chief of the Daily Prophet... do you sense the drama and double-double toil and trouble? <3

sherlock once apparently sneezed so hard while practising some Tranfiguration spell that he set McGonagall's hat on fire, no he will not elaborate

Draco has a raven friend he named Sherlock after his cousin, because he misses him

Harry, Ron, and Hermione, however, also befriend the same raven... but named him Crowley for the lols

did you know that something tragic happened to Sherlock and John between their Hogwarts' 1980s graduation and 1997? yeah~

Blake being an American transferring to the UK is the best way to vent an outsider's frustration with the system, especially magic

here is me making Mycroft into the softest, most emotional and emotionally-intelligent character in the fic, yes i will elaborate (with following chapters). i like mycroft, okay? he deserves better, which is why he needs to much angst too

bewop! Jim Moriarty, another boy who is in the Lucky Seven gang is very good friends with Carl Powers. he also has a pretty bitchy sister Janine who is really into the pureblood bs, dilemma ensues

i should write more on the L7 but i dunno what exactly... hmm, also on patronuses and the magical system

oh!! yeah Greg is our lil' bean, but did you know he can rip guys twice his size into pieces? his half-blood heritage has to do with it!

uhhh let's say that Mycroft has a way to reach Sirius in Azkaban, and is maybe the only person who never gave up on his uncle despite nowehere near any evidence. which iiiis why you should stay tuned! *mwah*

thank you for reading, headcanons or fic or both, I love you! I also have a post titled 'Why Mycroft Holmes Can (and Will) Oppose Dumbledore' in my drafts in the works so maybe stay tuned for it too, if you're interested?

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Hey there!! Leo was my first fictional crush ever so I think it's very important I write some headcanons for him. Enjoy!

He gets insecure a lot. He doesn’t think he’s good enough to be dating you.

He treats you like the goddess you are (wait, are we allowed to say that?) to make sure you won’t slip away from him, and just because he thinks you deserve it.

You and I both know you’re not slipping away from him, but sometimes he gets scared that you will. Like genuinely scared.

He makes you things a lot! He tinkers a lot so sometimes he just makes you random little things to show his appreciation or literally for no reason at all.

Lots of little surprises! Picnics on the beach, new inventions, a ride on Festus. With Leo, there’s never a dull moment.

He’s really warm, so he’s like, the best cuddle buddy ever.

When he gets nervous/flustered his nose catches on fire and he gets really embarrassed by it but you think it’s cute.

He loves showing you off (because no one thought he would get a girlfriend), so he loves PDA. As much as you’ll allow.

Just don’t like, try to make out with him in public. He will get super awkward.

But he loves holding your hand, hugging you, kissing you, wrapping an arm around your waist, hugging you from behind, etc.

He has abandonment issues, so he’s really clingy and almost always has to be touching you in some way. Please don’t be annoyed by it, he just really loves you and you make him feel safe 🥺

People often get annoyed with him because he will talk about you constantly. Like, they get it, he loves you, and they do too, you’re great! But holy Hera! Give it a rest, buddy!

If you two get into an argument, he will be really stubborn and think he’s right, but then he’ll go tinker in Bunker Nine for a while.

He’ll sulk and be upset for a bit, but then he’ll realize that it was a stupid fight and he can’t lose you over it.

He will always be the first to apologize, even if he knows he’s right, because he loves you and he really is sorry.

After a fight he thinks he’s going to lose you. Obviously you love him so he won’t, but it goes back to the insecurity thing.

Kisses are so warm and loving. He just adores you so much and he shows you with every smooch 🥺

He calls you “mi amor” which is kinda hot tho 😳

You call him a variety of stupid ‘son of Hephaestus’ themed nicknames, such as: repair boy, hammer head, fire boy, hot stuff, commander tool belt, etc.

Sometimes you’ll call him bad boy supreme or the super sized mcshizzle to make him laugh.

He thinks you’re seriously so beautiful. He genuinely thinks you could be mistaken for a goddess.

Slow dancing together in Bunker Nine.

He would use dumb pickup lines on you, even after you’ve been dating for years.

He’ll pout when he wants cuddles or kisses or something. It’s both cute and annoying.

Helping him with projects in Bunker Nine or the Engine Room of the Argo II. This would include handing him things, him teaching you things, keeping him company.

Making sure he takes breaks to eat, sleep, and drink water.

Helping him through rough patches and comforting him when he’s especially sad.

Accompanying him to his mother’s grave and holding him when he cries.

If you’re sad, he’ll become the softest and most caring boyfriend ever. He’ll try to talk to you about it, but if you don’t want to talk he’ll just hold you and give you little kisses to help you feel better.

If you cry, he will panic on the inside. On the outside he keeps his composure to try to help you through it, but just know that he’s panicking inside.

He will wipe your tears and be so gentle and sweet because he just loves you so much and he hates seeing you cry.

When you’re starting to feel better, he’ll make stupid jokes to get you to laugh. Often times they’re at his own expense.

He can’t have his princesa sad :(

You’re his everything. The reason he smiles and laughs, the reason he cries, the reason he’s thankful to be alive. You’re the reason he gets up in the morning. You’re his whole world and he feels like he owes you his life.

He’s such a simp for you but he couldn’t be happier or more in love.

He used to be the seventh wheel. He used to feel unwanted and unneeded. He used to feel left out and forgotten, but he doesn’t anymore. Thanks to you.

Rae

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Stray Kids Headcanons; Stray Kids as Ateez ࿐

A/N: has this been done yet?!?!? I just wanted to see who each skz member would be in atz so this came to be! This is just my opinion- would love to hear urs ^^ (I'm practically passing out so this isn't proofread sorry .-.)

🐺 - Bangchan;

Kim Hongjoong

• The mighty leader of seven pieces of treasure

• The official dad

• The dorky caretaker of his boys

• Needs to get some sleep for the love of God

• Or at least leave that damn studio and get some vitamin D

• Works a little too hard

• Is absolutely untameable on stage

• Raps dangerously

• Can seem like a sex God if he intends to

• Is actually very soft, lovable, supportive and sweet

• Short

• Puts his family above anything

• Pulls off weird hair styles

• Deserves every ounce of love in this world

🐰 - Lee Know;

Kang Yeosang

• Beautiful

• No, ethereal

• An actual prince

• Behaves elegantly at times

• Turns into a savage old man at other times

• Tends to go unnoticed by fans at first, for whatever reason

• Dances like an actual God

• A tsundere

• Not very keen on skinship

• Loves fans way too much but shows it quite subtly, and in weird ways too

• Sweet voice

• Not many lines in songs

• Tears the stage off if you give him a chance

• Also deserves all the love.

🐰🐽 - Changbin;

Choi Jongho

• Buff

• Enchanting eyes

• Can look a bit intimidating

• But is actually the politest, sweetest, most lovable cutie ever.

• Voice of an angel

• Deliciously built thighs

• Tends to get messed around with a lot as a divine punishment for a sin he's never committed!

• Has soft, fluffy, messy bedhair in the morning

• Dresses quite simply

• His giggles are the reason why flowers bloom

• Earns respect for his manners and understanding

• Way too mature for his age, but also an idiot when the time comes

• Give him love and receive his loyalty.

🐭 - Hyunjin;

Park Seonghwa

• The all-too-powerful ace of the team

• A weapon of mass destruction on stage

• Gets literally possessed by Satan himself while performing

• Very, very polite when needed

• The type to have his loose sweatpants "accidentally" hang a little too low on his hips to show off his v-line

• Flirts with the fans in a very subtle/not subtle way

• Knows he's good-looking and does everything in his power to show it off

• Works very hard for his goals and his boys

• Can be quite reliable and supportive

• Not afraid to let his emotions show

• Makes sure his boys are alright but does so in a low-key way

• Overall, the best companion you could ask for in any given situation.

🐿 - Han;

Jung Wooyoung

• Loud

• Loud, loud, loud

• Laughs very easily

• Is in love with his fans and does his best to be the best they'd ask for

• Damn good at what he does

• Will own the stage with his charisma

• Is the little boy of the team

• Happy virus

• Makes jokes but judges everyone else's

• Too cute for anyone's health

• Makes everyone feel included

• Doesn't mind showing off at all

• Makes his attempts at looking good or sexy seem like they're not at all intentional

• Has the cutest bare face

• Should own everyone's heart.

🐣 - Felix;

Jeong Yunho

• Cinnamon roll

• Beautiful hands

• A more beautiful voice

• The softest creature to ever walk the earth

• Duality

• Can seem cold, powerful and ruthless on stage

• Dances too well

• His smile belongs in the sky right next to all the ethereal constellations

• Gets flustered very easily

• But can be quite a flirt

• Does too many goofy gestures

• His eyes shine like the reflection of the cresent moon on the rushing river

• Was most definitely born from an angel tear

• Makes you believe there is good in this world

• Pretty, narrow lips

• Tears up if anyone is crying

• Pure.

🐶 - Seungmin;

Song Mingi

• A whole fairy

• Quite tall between his teammates

• Way too innocent

• Genuine and true to his character

• Gets easily shocked or surprised by things/people

• Works very hard

• Has a hard time opening up to other's about the things he's going through and rathers just keep them to himself

• Conscious about his health

• Can surprise you on stage

• A very cute English speaker

• Quiet, compared to the rest of the boys

• But only because he doesn't think himself very good with words

• Reliable, even though he's young

• Gets weirdly childish sometimes

• And unlike others, doesn't get scolded for it

• Might seem distant/cold at first but has the warmest, biggest heart

• Eye-smile

• Also pure.

🦊 - I.N;

Choi San

• Shouldn't be allowed to do many things

• But gets away with them in some way.

• Stage presence

• The center of attention and innovation for their makeup artists

• Very cute

• Also eye-smile

• Built

• Sweet, unique voice

• Loved by his hyungs

• Gives his all for his profession and his goals and also his teammates'

• Doesn't really do weird things, they just automatically turn into cute things

• Should be kept on a short leash for the way he tends to behave on stage

• Has a contagious laugh and a cleansing giggle

• Has had his confidence boosted over the years

• Treasured by all.

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