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devilfemdom · 2 years

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Body type headcanons for every character

These are my headcanons based on canon and what would make the most sense, this disregards their sprites.

I'm not set on what I think of Lucifer. He is either thin or has a Dad bod. But I tend to thin, because he works through many nights and skips meals often. He mainly runs on coffee, that can't possibly build muscle. Also he doesn't care much about his appearance, as long as he looks proper and clean, so I don't think he cares enough to cram working out into his routine. He has a more build back because of his demon form. Four wings are heavy as fuck and flying takes effort. Which he needs to do often, thanks to Mammon and his shenaningans.

Mammon would probably be more fit. Canon depiction would make sense. He is always on his feet, because of ADHD, his scams or Lucifer chasing him. He'd probably have the most muscles on his legs and the back. He is the fastest demon, after all. I don't think he'd had a six-pack though. He always eats cup noodles and if he works out, he doesn't seem to do that regulary. He'd probably work out more when a modeling gig comes around.

Leviathan is chubby, you cannot change my mind. Yes he likes swimming, but he rarely ever gets the chance to. I only remember once it being mentioned; in the Summer Event 2021. But him pulling all nighters, binging anime while only surviving of his stored snacks is mentioned many times. Also it is often mentioned that he doesn't like overexerting himself. Luke told him to go to a doctor cause having that few muscle strenght is not normal. Common people, he barely ever leaves his room, this motherfucker is not toned, he is chubby, we all know it.

Satan looks like an average guy to me. He never works out and prefers lounging while reading. But he also doesn't overeat or eat unhealthy food for a long period exclusively.

Asmodeus is trying his damn hardest to maintain a thin figure, but he is a sweettooth. His weight fluctuates a lot. He breaks his diets often. He also doesn't work out because he doesn't want to have visible muscles. He goes from chubby to thin often. I'd say he leans a bit towards chubby most of the time.

Beelzebub is fucking jacked. He works out a lot and looks like a fucking bodybuilder. His eating habits are serving him for once, else these gains would be impossible.

This demon looks starved to death. Belphegor gives his food to Beelzebub often. And doesn't seem to like eating particulary, he'd rather see his twin happy while eating (Beel is probably worried for him and bring him smth to eat every once in a while). Belphegor doesn't work out or even move much either.

Diavolo. This is a tough one. He is always working, I doubt he uses his little free time to work out. Also he always has plenty of food, thanks to Barbatos' wonderful cooking. I'd say he has a Dad bod.

Barbatos looks like he is skinny but has a lot of mucle strength, like a ballet dancer. Incredible control over his body, but not visible to the eye. He barely sleeps, is always moving, thanks to his job and I've once seen a comic strip of him carrying a wasted Diavolo back to the castle, and I like this headcanon.

Luke, I'd say he is a bit chubby because of all the sweets he makes and tries to perfect. He'd have to taste-test quite a bit and he likes sweets too so he probably eats his creations often. The average sweets-liking kid.

Simeon could be a bit chubby, skinny, average or toned, he is in the middle of the scale, not particulary tipping to either side. I can't decide. Simeon's habit aren't often discussed. I think he has a lot of discipline towards food, so he could be toned. He is not the athletic type though. Him being able to fly is only once mentioned, in the Gemstone event of 2021. As for now I headcanon him to be average, cause he is not athletic but also not much of a foodie. He does cook and Luke offers him sweets all the time, but Simeon never eats not in moderation, as far as I've seen. He likes sharing his cooking rather than eat it all himself. But he is a bookworm, so it'd make sense.

Solomon is a skinny bitch. He pulls all nighters regulary and I headcanon that he pushes his limits all the time, forgetting he is a human and needs sleep. He'd rather work on his spells than sleep or eat. And the food he cooks doesn't look like it has any nutritional value. He looks like he lives off caffeine and sweets, that Luke brings him from time to time, because he is worried. (Him working on spells multiple days and nights, non stop, has been mentioned in a chat before, and Luke bringing him snacks bc of it. I think this happens regulary.) So skinny it is.

Raphael is a diligent angel and is rather strict with moderation stuff. He also seems to train a lot, so I think he is toned. Although he loves Solomon's food, it has no nutritional value.

Thirteen is lazy and only does something if she enjoys it, like building traps. So I think she is average, she has a bit chub though.

Mephistopheles is average but a bit chubby leaning. He is a rich kid so he eat healthy, (he doesn't even know what a burger is). But he is very dedicated to his newspaper club, so he stays often put and doesn't work out.

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dirtycccat · 3 years

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the demon bros+ undateables showing their love

thought about this for 5 min then had to write it out so enjoy

lucifer

first off you notice he treats you differently

and by differently i mean like you’re his favorite child sibling

you get away with anything??? and he’s softer with you than with the others (which is canon)

then you see that?? he keeps buying you stuff you said you wanted when he was present

and you’re ofc impressed

but you’re more impressed by how open he’s around you

he’ll leave most of his walls down around you

which means you’ll get to experience unfiltered lucifer

he’ll laugh around you more, make dumb dad jokes, nap with his head in your lap, complain drunkenly about his work and bros, give you sloppy cheeks and forehead kisses

you find it rly cute though

if you’re in the human world he’ll 100% take this chance to send you beautifully written letters asking you how you are and leaving some verses that reminded him of you on the back like a 19th century vampire

“dear mc, how is your life? mine is filled with woe and unease since i do not have the light of my life around anymore...anyway here’s a poem about being horny and alone by a 18th century romantic author hope to see you soon, xoxo lucifer”

you try to respond in the same way and send him memes on the back instead of poetry (or real poetry depends on your mood)

mammon

protective of you 100% will throw hands with anyone that even glances weirdly your way

but also wants to show you off? like look at this human!!! this is MY human!!!

gives you random thoughtful gifts that reminded him of you

wants to be around you 24/7 so he invites you to all the events that he thinks you’ll like

you wanna party? perfect. you wanna go on a weird ghost stories tour around the city? cool. you wanna waltz in one of those old people parties? he’s already reserved two tickets. you just wanna lay around and nap? he’s already on your lap.

it doesn’t matter if you’re in a romantic relationship or not this man WILL serenade you outside your window

rapunzel style with an acoustic guitar or with a boombox like a rebel 80s kid

anyway here’s toxic by britney spears babe this is for YOU

levi

considers you his bff ofc

but also at first he’s still really awkward around you and doesn’t really know what to do for you and feels bad thinking only you do things for him

until you reassure him you enjoy just being around him so it’s fine

he blushes and starts inviting you more to his room to game/ watch stuff

at some point he starts buying two tickets to all concerts he goes to and invites you along

but also? he asks you what you’re into and starts marathoning your favorite animes/ movies/ series so he can talk with you abt them

you feel really moved that he’d do that for you??? like??? bruh...

your relationship is basically friends respecting each other and wanting to know each other the best through their passions even if it means getting into some weird shit

it’s rly wholesome tho

if you’re romantically involved he’ll totally do roleplay as your favourite character and you do the same for him and it’s really cute

also imagine: artistic collabs. you make fanart together??? you can program games together???? you do cosplay together??? the possibilities...

satan

he’ll hate to be compared to his dad brother but he does show how much he trusts you by showing his unguarded side too

when he first talked about lucifer without the filter of his nice guy persona you were pretty shocked

like he was really going at it

but then you realize? he’s just like that when he’s comfortable

and it’s not all mean spirited, he just has,,, a strong personality and a lot of opinions about stuff (which you sometimes share with him)

but you also found out it’s really fun to gossip with satan

since he knows all the juicy gossip from his multitude of ties (he’s sharing the title of gossip queen with asmo that’s why they get along so well tbh)

also if you even find a teacher you hate he’ll tell you all their embarrassing moments to make you feel better

he also recommends you books and poems and sends you quotes that made him think about you

so you sure as heck don’t need to buy books while you’re in the devildom bc he’ll buy you an entire library

asmo

compliments you without comparing you to himself which is the highest compliment he can give

like mammon he’s more into the showing everyone his favorite human around while also protecting them

he’ll take you to his parties and gatherings as a guest of honor, he’ll make you meet all kinds of people and open up opportunities for you

he’ll be the one that pampers you

you’d think lucifer is the sugar daddy of the family but nope it’s asmo

he’ll buy you cute clothes, shoes, beauty products everything that he saw and imagined would look bomb on you

if you’re not into clothes he’ll buy you art supplies, books, anything you want but he’ll still probably buy you at least some clothes he thinks are cute

if you’re romantically involved,,,, he’ll buy other toys for you as well which you can try together wink wink

beel

cooks for you

no questions asked when it’s his turn to cook he’ll think about what YOU would like to eat first before making something

which is??? really touching coming from beel

and also means sometimes he’ll make the same dish three weeks in a row and annoy the others while you just get excited bc ??? you get to eat your favourite dish??? again and again????

thank you beel you truly know how to touch someone’s insides

also opens up to you and talks to you about his fears and thoughts

expect to get 4 am msgs from beel if he had a nightmare

which would end up in you coming to cuddle him (and belphie also joins sometimes)

which tbh is that even a thing you can complain about?

belphie

is more baby less murder when you’re around

naps on your lap, naps on your shoulder, naps with you anywhere

but also let’s you nap on HIM

besides being soft around you he actually opens up to you too

and talks to you about his traumas and issues

which he has in common with his twin what can you do

so you have weekly cuddle parties with him and beel where you talk about shit and actually make them resolve their issues instead of just,,, ignoring them

also if you’re into each other you probably tease each other and flirt really shamelessly in public while the others cringe and or blush at your language

are you a cowboy? because i want you to ride me all night

simeon

writes you fancy letters with poetry like lucifer, but his ink is scented and his envelopes contain pressed flowers more often than not

if you’re together you even do letter sexting if you’re into it

creates characters based on you in his stories (which you don’t believe even if levi points out you that the two of you are kinda similar)

asks you to spend more and more time with him and luke

invites you to picnics, reads to you while your head is in his lap, cooks you snacks

if you’re a theatre kid too,,, you do musical love confessions too,,, sometimes by just reciting the lyrics of really popular musical theatre songs in a death panned voice

cough a heart full of love from les mis but read like poetry through the fence of the house of lamentation cough

asks you cryptic shit hannibal style like “tell me mc what does it mean to want to be consumed whole by another? is it a desire to become something bigger than yourself or is it related to our need to become one with our loved one like some cultures pointed out before?”

you’re either really into his cryptid talk or just roll your eyes and smooch him

diavolo

invites you around to his castle all the time

sometimes he even pulls some weird shenanigans just to make you spend more time with him

expect tea parties with him luci and barbatos in no particular combination

gives you compliments 24/7 even in public

remember how he treats lucifer? he’s that for you too but he’s learned from the lucifer experience to focus on complimenting you as a person more than how you look

if you’re into pda he’ll touch you all the time

if you ever wanted a gomez - morticia romance, here’s your goth big titty himbo that’s way too full of love

if you’re lovers expect to be pampered, i feel like? he doesn’t buy a lot of gifts and such because he’s probably tired of material things but he will make time in his busy schedule for you and spend a lot of time with you

which means more to him than gifts

(we will buy you anything you ask though)

barbatos

actually talks with you about stuff outside rad, the demon bros and diavolo

also invites you to alone time tea or wine time

where you drink and gossip

if satan and asmo are the crowned queens of gossip barbatos is the king of gossip but he doesn’t share his knowledge to most people so nobody knows what he knows

but he knows,,,, a lot

and not only that he knows a lot about people nowadays,,, but imagine the things he knows about like historical figures and such,,,

so prepare for story time with barbatos where he talks about how oscar wilde was almost summoned by drunk inccubi during a party once, or how diavolo cried when he was a kid because he sent a letter to caravaggio asking him to paint his portrait and he said no

also if you get drunk together expect really energetic talkative barbatos destroying DESTROYING everyone (except diavolo ofc)

“lucifer please i once saw you crying because you thought diavolo was ignoring you when you actually forgot to press the send button to your messages ”

if you’re romantically involved diavolo will always be first in his hear but that just means you’ll have to invite diavolo along on your dates which just means you’ve got a new lover and a new bff

solomon

he invites you on all kinds of wacky adventures

you visit witches, go to weird magical forest parties or orgies if you want, you go travelling the mountains for rare herbs

it’s like you’re faust and he’s mephisto haha the irony and he’s showing you another side of the world you never knew

ofc the others know about all this but??? they thought it’s normal and didn’t even consider you know nothing about it

but solomon knows what it was like to be just a human

and since he likes you he empathizes with your situation

he also make you meet all kinds of people

since he has 72 contracts and hundreds of years of doing wack stuff he must know some interesting people

and now his friends are your friends

i feel like romantic solomon would be just him?? but less shady with you especially since now you understand him better

but also he’ll probably bring you weird shit from his alone expeditions

did you ever want the tears of a mermaid? a carnivorous plant that feeds on emotions? a crying portrait? no? well too bad because now you have a room full of weird items

...that you love and treasure thank you very much

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simping-overload · 3 years

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𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚕𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜

𝚊/𝚗: hope you enjoy 𝚒 𝚊𝚖 𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚛𝚚𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖𝚜 & 𝚏𝚎𝚖/𝚏𝚎𝚖 𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍,(𝚜𝚑𝚎/𝚑𝚎𝚛)(𝚜𝚑𝚎/𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢) 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚖𝚎 & 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚖𝚢 𝙼𝙻𝙼, 𝙽𝙱𝙼𝙻𝙼, 𝚎𝚝𝚌 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚜, 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚒'𝚖 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗�� 𝚢𝚘𝚞♡♡

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𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚜: 𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚍 𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚕𝚘, 𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚢 𝚖𝚎, 𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚍 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚜, 𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚋𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚞𝚌𝚒𝚏𝚎𝚛, 𝚐𝚗 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛, 𝚏𝚕𝚞𝚏𝚏

has a love for soft plushies. Absolutely love squishmellows would probably have a collection too

adores the idea of cuddling with his s/o. spooning is one of his favorite positions, especially when he is the little spoon

has a very good memory. So if you ever say you like anything but don't buy get it best believe he would get it for you for a holiday or birthday

Idk why but I feel like he would love the human worlds soups and stews, they just make him feel warm & soft inside in a way he has never experienced

likes the fact that you drape a blanket over him if he ever falls asleep while doing paperwork at his desk. But would prefer if you could just wake him up even though thats basically impossible

Keep him away from human memes and slang, he will incorporate them into his life / speech, Lucifer and Barbatos are in pain

he sleeps with socks on

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asmoyonce · 4 years

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May I pls ask for a fluffy dialuci headcanon pls

i dont write for ships so instead wrote for mc x dialuci. hope you dont mind!

— DIAVOLO X MC X LUCIFER fluffy aspecsts of relationship

the two of them would be very caring partners but they show it in their own ways

diavolo’s love language is words and grand gestures. he wants to make both of his partners feel special and loved. he won’t hesitate to express his feelings. the prince of hell would stand on the roof screaming how much he loves his significant others

lucifer is more delicate when it comes to expressing his feelings. he would show it with simple gestures like asking how was your day or making coffee if he sees that any of his partners are tired. it’s rare of him to express his feelings with words but if he’s feeling particularly soft, he will whisper ‘i love you’ into their ear

they’re both very protective of mc. would check on you a few times a day or use magic to always signal them if they’re in danger

diavolo loves pda. he can be very affectionate with mc in public and doesn’t hesitate to kiss them if he feels like it but he does respect lucifer’s dislike. he won’t do anything to disrespect his boundaries but from time to time they will hold hands under the table. mc is the only one to notice and stares at them softly whenever they do

even with the oldest brother’s dislike toward pda, he does accept mc’s kiss on a cheek as a greeting. especially if he’s the only one to get greeted in such a way

both demons are very busy people. diavolo with his prince duties and lucifer as his right hand but also the oldest rarely gets to spend the day relaxing. but whenever the opportunity comes, mc doesn’t hesitate to get all of them to spend time together. usually, they just relax at the castle napping or watching movies but sometimes the three of them go relax at diavolo’s beach

seeing both of their partner’s working so hard, mc convinced them (after trying for some time) to teach them how to write paperwork. sometimes you can see a human sitting next to one of them, filling out important paperwork. if any of the noble demons oppose that, they will feel the wrath of both of mc’s lovers

in fact, mc is very good at paperwork, can finish even before experienced people their partners. the first few times lucifer checked if they done everything correctly but quickly stopped after confirming he doesn’t have to monitor anything. lucifer often asks mc for help with diavolo’s paperwork since the prince is quite clumsy with it or simply too lazy to fill it out. mc got a useful skill of faking the prince’s signature. and diavolo really can’t wait to see their own signature on royal documents when they become his legal partner yes he fantasizes about it

they all love spending time together. they don’t have to do anything in particular. just being in each other’s presence brings them joy and helps with relaxing

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