#i mean am i wrong

[sunnyrosewritesstuff]

I had this thought awhile back but Thorin is not popular amongst the dwarves (he only got 13 of them to follow him), and Bilbo is not popular amongst hobbits (the loner bachelor of Bag End). So I really need Bilbo in Erebor/Reshirement fics where they thrive in each other’s societies.

Bilbo was born to be Consort under then mountain, and everyone loves him! The Council appreciates his polite but firm negotiation tactics and this hobbit has a good head for business. And the people love how friendly and personable he is every time he comes to market. They don’t see many royals who remember their mother’s favorite caserole recipe after all. And by extension, Thorin gains popularity because he can’t be all bad if he managed to land such a little charmer.

Likewise, I need hobbit wives tripping over themselves to get to the forge to see the tall, silent, stunningly beautiful new blacksmith and did you hear he used to be royal? How did Bilbo Baggins land that hot piece of ass? And of course Bilbo has made him so nervous over all the different rules in hobbit society that most of the time Thorin merely nods and smiles at him, and isn’t that cute? He’s shy. So they naturally take him under their wing, inviting him to afternoon teas to fatten him up, and Thorin thinks all Shire food is amazing so he’s quick to offer up his compliments on their cooking which nearly sends them swooning. And of course the male hobbits want to be jealous, but Thorin is fair in price and his work is immaculate and he wears Bilbo’s flowers proudly so he’s certainly not straying from Master Baggins, he’s just very charming and they can’t begrudge him that.

Like Bilbo and Thorin should make each other better. And certainly it doesn’t have to be “everyone loves them and there’s never any problems”, but I just feel like it should be a deal of “FINALLY! I’ve been a duck out of water for so long and this is clearly where I belong.”

#the hobbit #bagginshield #i mean am i wrong #bonus points for Bilbo and Thorin to be both perplexed but strangely proud of this development #more bonus points if they live in both Erebor and the Shire during different parts of the year

[oppositeslut]

#i mean am i wrong #i know its the writers but still #literally SO many of their problems would be solved #if they remembered to use airjitsu #ninjago

[clairedelune-13]

This looks familiar… Where have I seen this???

🤔

Oh. Misha and Michael are now the same person. Jensen and David, same.

#cockles #ineffable husbands #misha collins #jensen ackles #michael sheen #david tennant #i mean am i wrong

[iamademigodandwizard]

Sirius talking to James about Regulus

#I don’t ship jegulus but I saw this and I had too #i mean am i wrong #james x regulus #james fleamont potter #regulus black #sirius black #dead gay wizards #jegulus #marauders #marauders era

[penguinparty88]

Faraday: Accidentally indulged in too much ‘free time’, turns out I’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.

#arc of a scythe #aoas #scythe #scythe faraday #hs faraday #michael faraday #scythedom #i mean am i wrong

[itsjustkeira]

Guys look, it's Loki!!

#i mean am i wrong #loki #trees #custom emoji #tom hiddleston #hiddlestoners #loki series #loki season 2 #loki finale #loki laufeyson

[human-space-heater]

guess who discovered Nimona!! And who's about to make it everyone else’s problem? Yours truly

Ambrosius : I’m not being weird. Am I being weird? Nimona : Yes, and that’s coming from me.

Ballister: Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing?

Nimona : I failed my safety training course today. Ballister : Why, what happened? Nimona : Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?" Ballister : And? Nimona : Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

Ambrosius , about Ballister : I could fix them, but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with them is way funnier. Nimona: That's what any god probably thinks about me.

Ambrosius : Bro- Ballister: No, no, hold up, rewind. Ballister: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

#nimoma #ballister boldheart #ballister x ambrosius #ambrosius goldenloin #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote generator #nimona (2023) #hyper fixated #unhinged #i mean am i wrong #arm chopping is not a love language #best quote #mlm representation #tangent time #nimona is great #nimona is unhinged and I love it ngl #look me in the eyes #and tell me #that ballister doesn't have literal puppy dog eyes? #this man istg #istg

[visionarylia]

Hopper was out there fantasizing about breadsticks while joyce was just standing there hoping he was dreaming about those titties she was flashing

#i mean am i wrong #jopper #joyce byers #jim hopper #stranger things spoilers #stranger things

[xx-sketchy-xx]

Cause yes

#welcome home wally #wally #wally darling #welcome home art #Hot #i mean am I wrong #hes literally perfect #you know you love it #Don’t kill me

[suehirotecchouswife]

Lets be real.

Whats gonna protect you better:

Advanced military protection that are made to withstand grenades

2. This hottie idiot with a long sword

#bsd #bsd tecchou #tecchou suehiro #silly tehe #this is so random #i mean am i wrong #HES SO FINE I CANT-

[say-hi-intrepid-heroes]

conspiracy theory that ally beardsley changes their actual irl stats to match whatever pc they're playing

im just saying ally beardsley as pete conlan and ally beardsley as margaret encino were definitely stronger than ally bearsley as kristen applebees and ally beardsley as liam whilhemina

#i mean am i wrong #dimension 20 #d20 #ally beardsley #pete conlan #margaret encino #kristen applebees #liam wilhelmina #the unsleeping city #fantasy high #a starstruck odyssey #a crown of candy

[styona]

#the band ghost #ghost #ghost the band #ghost band #zenith #meliora #i mean am i wrong

[mysteriosuke]

Sephiroth: (quiet inhale)

Glenn: Oh my fucking gods shut the FUCK up.

#incorrect quotes #final fantasy 7 #ffvii #glenn lodbrok #glenn ffvii #sephiroth #ffvii ever crisis #i mean am i wrong

[mirandimoo]

episode 8 of buddy daddies really just reinstated my belief that animes as a whole should have my character birthday episodes

#i mean am i wrong #kazurei #youre gonna look at me and tell me that i’m wrong?! #what i wouldn’t do for bday eps in like one piece and mha and stuff #buddy daddies #buddy daddy spoilers #rei suwa #kazuki kurusu #miri unasaka

[motivationisdead]

It’s so funny to me how the male leads in MXTX’s novels vary in regards to their morals.

Like, you have Lan Wangji who is just a genuinely good person, full stop.

Gold star. You’re doing great hunny. Keep doing what you’re doing.

You have Hua Cheng who… tries. Sometimes. If the mood strikes him.

It’s like when facing a natural disaster: only an idiot decides to mess with it. And if you do then you can’t expect it to show you any mercy afterwards. But he’s fair if nothing else.

Unless you’ve disrespected Xie Lian, which is his bottom line. Because then you’ve forfeited any rights or existence you may have had.

And then you have Luo Binghe who’s morals are… haha- no.

Morals? What’s that? Sounds inconvenient.

Man doesn’t have morals, he has goals. And god forbid if a little thing like morals ever gets in the way of these goals.

#mxtx books #lan wangji #hua cheng #luo binghe #i’m joking #mostly #i mean am i wrong

[steveshairychest]

The only thing sitting in my drafts is a post that says 'Eddie can only grow one measly chest hair.'

#i mean am i wrong #eddie munson #stranger things #st4 vol2 #stranger things s4