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dontcallmecarrie · 3 years

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Hey, I vicariously live in my imagination to escape from the reality.

So, I have been wondering about the Rogues reaction to Tony defeating thanos, the IronSmaug, taking over the world etc...

Have a go at it, if you are interested.

It's also fine if you dont.

thanks, I really, really needed the distraction. it's been. an interesting week. not in a good way.

tbh, the whole 'what does Team Cap think about this mess?' thing in TWiFFON is...something I had originally been torn about, and everything that's been happening ever since means I keep finding myself going "do I have the energy to tackle this? lol no".

For some context, because you probably know my stance on this sort of thing but I prefer redundancy just to make sure we're on the same page: once upon a time, I honestly, genuinely did like the Avengers. All of them, and yes, that included Wanda [...for less than an hour, but still].

Back when I still had faith in the writers, I was constantly going "...okay, so when are these guys going to stop acting so OOC? Where tf are they planning on taking these character arcs?" and just being disappointed at each turn— but I stuck around because I liked the potential. Steve "what do you mean punching fascists isn't cool anymore?" Rogers, Natasha "my past is a tire fire and I'll just leave it at that" Romanov, Clint "where's Loki? Let me at him!" Barton and the rest of the group had their good points, and I gave myself a headache trying to figure out wtf was their thought process when the time came for them to do their thing in TWiFFON.

It wasn't fun, I only did it because it was absolutely necessary... and I still ended up receiving complaints.

Look: for me, character bashing is exhausting. I have enough going down in my life that I don't have any interest in writing it, and over the past few years I've seen more than one of the fandoms I follow/lurk in become salt mines that have me going "...okay, if you hate it so much, why are you even here?"

When I write, I try my best to emphasize the 'actions have consequences' thing I learned long before I hit puberty; but that doesn't mean I'm up for anything beyond that. Again, I used to like these characters, so seeing the levels of suffering canon— and some writers— put them through just has me stepping back for a moment.

But TWiFFON attracted a lot of people who were pretty far out there in terms of what they wanted, some of whom got very very pissy when it wasn't the story I wanted to write, which is...probably like 99% of the reason I'm still burned out on that AU. Apart from the recent personal life bs that means I am Not Up To Dealing With any hypothetical rando that shows up in my inbox, because normally I could not care less about what people think but my energy levels are. Um. Not great atm. Not sure I wouldn't bite anyone's head off if they wanted to start something right now, tbh, or just ragequit writing for a while because I have way better things to do with my time than deal with random internet assholes.

...apologies for the tangent, but now you know why that situation is one I'm normally kinda reluctant on tackling.

As for what I'd originally headcanoned:

Back before things hit the fan, I'd originally planned to have some little interlude snippets of what Team Cap's been dealing with. Mostly, it would've forced them to acknowledge that for all none of them liked or trusted Tony, he was basically just the personification of what the rest of the world thought of them.

Nobody respects them, anymore, or trusts them; Clint'd be in very hot water and sleeping on the couch for a while, and Hank Pym would never let Scott hear the end of his involvement in this whole thing because Hank hates the Stark name and the English language cannot concisely articulate just how pissed off he was that he had to publicly thank Tony.

Team Cap overall would also start to fall apart at the seams as more and more stuff came out and ey, turns out the leader they'd trusted and broken international laws for had lied to them.

By omission, sure, but honestly— do you think that'd go down well? The "oh yeah, I've known my brainwashed friend killed his parents since DC but I am not going to tell him unless I'm forced to" thing?

I don't know about you, but I for one highly doubt Sam Wilson would be okay with that. Or Clint, for that matter, and the list goes on because the more time passes, the more stuff keeps coming out of the woodwork and for the first time in years, they're forced to deal with it.

One of the things I planned to include in the sidefic can basically be summed up as "the curious case of Bucky Barnes": that is to say, what'd happen after he's taken into custody, and poke lightly at the clusterfuck we're unpacking here. Tony, feeling bad for losing control in the bunker, would basically go "shit I fucked up but I also never want to see him again but he's an even bigger mess than I am, that's a whole lot to unpack so you know what? I'm just throwing out the suitcase entirely here, have all the resources for support and help and if I ever see you again, it'll be too soon".

...to sum up, it's messy af. SI Legal would feature heavily because his particular case means he needs a team of lawyers, what with the 'former POW who's trying to recover from All The Trauma' thing, and the 'so I literally was just trying to buy some damn groceries when you guys dragged me into this', and Tony basically went "hey, so if anyone wants to help him, uh, I kinda have some interest in this one. Fair warning, dude probably killed Kennedy while mind-controlled, with our luck".

And along the way, there'd also be some of that one subplot I'd cut due to pacing issues: specifically, the one dealing with prosthetics.

Remember how Miriam Sharpe said her son would never walk again? Yeah, we'd be revisiting that: her family'd get a letter or something inviting them for clinical trials, and meet Rhodey in passing as he's using his own leg braces to get around because he's still healing. Bucky would get a few design offers for a free replacement for his arm, and it'd probably end up being a collab with Wakanda because T'Challa feels bad for his role in that mess as well.

So Team Cap would be seeing this, seeing how everyone's acting and reacting, and the way one of their own is getting all the help and support Stark Industries has to offer and realizing that yeah, they messed up. Big time.

...depending on my salt levels and how close we're sticking to canon, I was thinking this'd go one of two ways.

Either they'd double down and just go "ugh, Tony is a supervillain and we can't do anything about it!" while TWiFFON marches on and then later go "...you mean he did it by accident?!", or...

Well, canon's proven character development and continuity isn't really in their writers' vocabulary. So my original idea of 'they're forced to deal with the reality of the situation, acknowledge they messed up and slowly move on with their lives' would've been very unrealistic.

Again, most of this is intentionally vague, I had not been keen to tackle that mess in TWiFFON in the first place and the way things exploded on me means I really, really don't have the energy to do so now. Not when there's far better things I could do with my time, like mess around with AUs where people actually get along, or knit, or— well, the list goes on.

#The War is Far From Over Now #From the Other Side [A Terror To Behold]#thinking aloud #I got an ask!#Naught replies #replies #behind the scenes

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turtle-steverogers · 4 years

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I Watched TWS for the Millionth Time So Let’s Over-Analyze This Shit

-TFA theme at the beginning 🥰 (that theme is so fuckin good)

-Sam’s lil jogging route around the Tidal Basin/Mall

-Steve being sassy , just as a general

-Steve’s sadness errands

-Sam relating to Steve on the soldier front and making him feel seen

-Just. Sam Wilson

-The way that Steve’s to-do list in the movie varies from country to country (For instance, the UK list has Sherlock instead of I Love Lucy and The Beatles)

-Also I wanna know Steve’s thai order

-The fact that this whole exchange is happening at 6:39 am

-Natasha drives with all the recklessness of a 16 year old that just got their license

-Stealth Suit Stealth Suit

-Steve deflecting Nat’s date suggestions

-Steve’s aversion for parachutes...reckless endangerment ✨

-Steve speaking/understanding at least a little french

-Tony having designed the Helicarriers to have arc reactor power instead of turbines because “he got a close up look at the turbines” in The Avengers 2012 when he got caught in them

-“This isnt freedom, this is fear” aka the embodiment of Steve’s character

-Steve’s exhibit being in the Air and Space museum even tho he flew a plane once and crashed it

-Bucky’s display having two different birth years (1916 and 1917. the correct one is 1917)

-In the little video of Steve and Bucky, Sebastian Stan was saying “We *are* friends” after the director told them to “act like friends” for that shot

-Steve acknowledging Peggy’s family and therefore acknowledging that their relationship with each other, while still close and special, is not romantic anymore and Peggy telling Steve to move on and start over wtf endgame

-The parallel of Peggy losing her memory as Bucky regains his

-Sam Wilson willing to show vulnerability and not being ashamed of his PTSD and treating Steve like any other attendee and hoping Steve will open up too if he sees that it’s okay to

-Steve’s face after “it was like I was up there just to watch” cuz he gets it and both sam and him had to watch their other half fall

-“What makes you happy?” “I don’t know”

-The Winter Soldier theme is just Bucky’s scream pitched different and made to sound mechanical because Henry Jackman wanted it to sound like a man trapped in a machine

-Why is Steve a lucky bastard that has his own laundry machine

-Steve leaving his apartment building after Sharon points out the music and then SCALING THE SIDE OF HIS OWN BUILDING AND CLIMBING IN THROUGH HIS WINDOW LIKE CAN YOU IMAGINE SEEING CAPTAIN AMERICA JUST CLIMBING INTO HIS APARTMENT THROUGH HIS WINDOW ONE NIGHT

-STEVE’s APARTMENT I HAVE MANY THOUGHTS (i might make a separate post on that)

-The fact that “A Long, Long Time” is playing when he sees Bucky for the first time in the future and the song is about lovers reuniting after the war i’m not saying it’s gay but i am

-He calls Fury “Nick” which really indicates theyre not close in the slightest

-Steve is excellent in adapting under pressure (him immediately catching on and using Fury’s code story: “who else knows about your wife?”)

-Steve is Awful at lying but hes also Excellent at lying

-How tf did Steve get the flash drive in the vending machine without the vending machine dude noticing i-

-“Captain Rogers” “Neighbor >:(“ petty little shit

-Steve’s observation skills are A+++++ as we can see in the elevator scene

-More reckless endangerment like imagine just going through your work day and captain america falls through the ceiling

-Steve stole someones gym clothes after escaping SHIELD. let that sink in

-Natasha has about a billion masks on at all times (“I only act like i know everything, rogers” “the person that programmed this was slightly smarter than me. slightly” “the truth isn’t all things to all people all of the time”) also she’s quite insecure, especially when it comes to being perceived as a good, trustable person

-Meanwhile, Steve’s consistently himself even if it costs him

-Bucky trained Natasha in the Red Room (at least in the comics) so theres a good chance she made the connection between him and Steve and withheld that information

-The honeymoon in New Jersey😭😭

-Steve and Nat both have very different, but entirely valid approaches to situations: Steve’s is that of a tactiction, Nat’s is that of a spy’s. We see this in the scene at Pentagon City Mall

-Steve’s looking for someone with shared life experience and bucky has that

-Bucky killed JFK

-When Zola tells him that his death and life both amount to that of a zero sum, he punches the screen with his bare fist, not his shield, indicating just how much that upset him

-Pierce offers Bucky milk cuz he knows “the asset” can’t refuse or accept offers. He’s taunting him

-Sam drinks orange juice straight from the bottle and also doesnt refrigerate his mustard. There’s also a baseball trophy in his apartment so,,,,, baseball player sam anyone?

-Sam is also a gem who immediately helps out Steve and Nat with no judgement in his tone so they don’t feel ashamed

-Nat straightened her hair somewhere in Sam’s house

-“Cuz thats really not your style, Rogers” “you’re right, it’s not” *rubs sitwell’s arm* “it’s hers”

-Steve and Nat banter Steve and Nat banter

-Sam is just *clenches fist* so cool

-Nat immediately knows where Bucky’s gonna shoot when he lands on the Sam’s car and later she knows how to affectively fight him best because he trained her so she knows his fighting style

-Steve alone saying “Bucky?” was enough to break Bucky’s conditioning the slightest bit

-Sam met Steve like 36 hours ago and he’s already being arrested and made into a government fugitive with him and it won’t be the last time

-Steve is the only one entirely restrained

-“Even when I had nothing I had Bucky”

-Everyone meets Sam and is just like “aight let’s trust him with the highest clearance security information”

-Steve looks super nauseous all through the scene where Rumlow is handcuffing him and later when he says, “he looked right at me, like he didn’t even know me” he sounds sick and choked up

-Steve carries a lot of weight on his shoulders

-Steve’s “Bucky?” after the highway battle and Steve’s “Bucky?” in Bucky’s memory in the Vault Scene being different (in Bucky’s memory, he looks more heartbroken)

-Sebastian’s acting. Just all of it. And the way Bucky just opens his mouth for the mouth guard before he gets wiped....heartbreaking

-Steve realizes an organization that was meant to protect the people has become its own antithesis so hes like “aight. get rid of it” damn that’s the right mindset right there

-In the memory scene after Sarah’s funeral, Steve is so out of it and distressed, that he can’t find his key but Bucky immediately knows exactly where it is and what he’s lookin for

-Bucky was vain as shit and also had money: tailored suit, hair w shit ton of brylcreem in it

-The big breakfast Steve had was at Sam’s house

-The whole scene on the helicarrier between Steve and Bucky is incredible here are some highlights: Steve never backing down from a fight until it’s Bucky he’s fighting, Steve dropping the shield for him, Steve being ready to die if living means he’s living in a world where Bucky’s alive and doesnt remember him

-Their acting in that scene is so genuine and heartbreaking i can’t- i can’t-

-Steve’s got a comm i’m so chances are Nat, Sam and Maria can hear a portion of what’s going down on the helicarriers

-“I’m with ya to the end of the line” is basically “til death do us part” so the equivalent of wedding vows between Bucky and Steve is what ultimately broke Bucky’s conditioning

-When bucky fell, steve didn’t jump after him but when Steve fell, bucky went after him even tho he’s brainwashed. don’t think about steve’s guilt surrounding that. youll only get sad

-Bucky waited until Steve took a breath to leave him

-Sam waited by Steve’s side in the hospital

-In the end credit scene, Bucky and Steve originally were supposed to make eye contact, but the writers didn’t want it established that Bucky remembered Steve until CW

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Every time I watch it from here on out, I’m gonna add a lil more as I notice hehehe

#ca:tws #captain america #the winter soldier #Steve Rogers #stucky #natasha romanov #Bucky Barnes #sam wilson #marvel #marvel shit

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gxrlcinema · 3 years

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natasha romanoff for the ask game <3

hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

idek and i don't care hogwarts houses are not a great metric for personality

best quality: natasha is brilliant but she's also willing to be underestimated. there's very little ego in her.

worst quality: refusing to acknowledge her emotional truth (and acting out of emotion because of it).

ship them with: NO ONE LEAVE HER TF ALONE

brotp them with: steve rogers, bucky barnes, sam wilson, yelena belova, clint barton... basically, everyone

needs to stay away from: voromir

misc. thoughts: steve and nat had a conversation at some point where he was like "your suits are... a bit impractical for battle" (meaning her boobs are out) and nat was like "you'd be surprised how much energy it saves to fight idiots when they're distracted". i refuse to believe that it wasn't a strategy.

#ilanswers #xoxosinister #character ask game

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artificiallyimplantedmemories · 3 years

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[ ooc: finally watched tf&tws! thoughts under the cut ]

in semi-chronological order...

SAAAAAM. God he’s so badass. Look at him go, that’s our sunshine man!

OUCH THE WINGS THE WINGS NO OWWW

redwing we love you! even if nat won’t thank you...

will I ever not be a sucker for the trope where they pull the parachute cord to disable someone? they did that in the waid/samnee comic with nat too and <chef’s kiss>

OH HANG ON WAIT FUCK THEY DIDN’T DO THE YELLOW FILTER FOR TUNISIA FUCK YOU MARVEL

look at this nerdy lil geek I love him already and I already know some disaster is gonna befall you I’m so sorry

oof Sam’s speech (and reiterating the comment on a previous post from the trailer - he said women and men because that should be as normal to hear as men and women and I love him for that

RHODEY MY ENTIRE HEART. MY LOVE. I’VE MISSED YOU.

RHODEY RHODEY RHODEY ngl I paused after he walked off and just shrieked for a bit I adore him so much

the flashback!! hearteyes at the power strut, gods we’ve missed that. we hate why it’s like that but Nat was like hhhhhh we love our sexy murder-machine

waking up on the ground aUGH babe are beds too soft are you dissociating are you trying to punish yourself oh hell b a b e

that therapist can go die in a fire. wtf. bucky please shoot her (after peaceably getting a new one so that you can still get parole)

but also lmao at him “following the three rules” Nat stans one violent boy

alas poor Yori I knew him once (no I didn’t, he doesn’t exist in the comics) but good on Bucky for making a friend who is close to his age

THE WILSON FAMILY. I already feel a Sarah muse coming on heaven help me. but Sam trying hard to help even though he’s been gone is such a familiar problem, and there’s no right answer to it which I love

disaster date with cute chick, sure, but I really wanna play that version of battleship now

his son ;A;

yes video games! these boys are cute af

I have... issues with the red handprint thing... it’s a symbol for the missing and murdered indigenous women in canada... pls do your research you fucks @ marvel

I KNEW SOMETHING WOULD HAPPEN TO THE DARLING NERD OH NO

banks are made to screw ordinary people over but damn that man had some balls to try to ask for a goddamn selfie after fucking the Wilsons over??? seriously??? bucky shoot him too please

fuck, the look on Sam’s face when he saw someone coming out with the shield ;_;

and finally congrats on having a more punchable face than thanos lmao what’s with that smug ass grin

GO GET ‘IM CLINT!!

lmao anyway I’m gonna do some more drafts now. I’ll be on discocord sporadically while I wait for the boy to wake up again. poor thing is exhausted.

#out of the red;#bonus: comic panels inside!#lmao is this an ad or what #fatws spoilers #onyx watches fatws

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tonylilmeowmeow · 3 years

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Thoughts while watching ep 6 of TFATWS

MMMM YES HERE WE GOOOO

SHARON USING TWS TECH- WHOA WHERE CAN I GET MY HANDS ON IT

Kaboom...? GAS KABOOM!

Ms. Kellyman serving, as always 😩

AAAAAAAA AYESJANDJJSNS THE SUIT-

AAAA THE PEOPLE OF NYC CHEERING FOR SAM- I HOPE THEY STAND BY SPIDEY-

Wait how did Sharon create that bomb??? I mean ik she’s the powerbroker BUT WHERE CAN I GET MY HANDS ON THAT TECH

BUCKY- THAT DUMBASS REALLY JUST HIT THE BARRICADE INSTEAD OF DOING THR MOTORCYCLE THROW THING THAT STEVE DOES ABSHABHZAHHAHXGSHAHABSABAHHAAHAHHAAH

STEVE DIDNT REALLT BRING ALL THE STUPID WITH HIM DID HE

REDWINGS BACK!!!!!!!!!

UGH WYATT NEVER FAILS THE ASSIGNMENT.

wait how did the shield not break????? HOW??

uGH KARLI’S SMILE- MAAM CAN STEP ON ME. (never thought i’d say that but here we are)

yEAH! FUC YEAH! The Flag Smasher beating John up.

AWWW THAT GUY THANKING BUCKY FOR SAVING HIM- FINALLY! APPRECIATION! THE PEOPLE OF NEW YORK ARE PRO-SUPER HEROS DESPITE BEING WRECKED BY SAD HEROS A BAJILLION TIMES!

Gun go PEW PEW! Shield go BANG BANG! And an epic fight scene in the air????

Sam refrering to Redwing as a little birdie and treating him like a friend and not a pet or robot will always get me 🤧 HE WOUDLA BEEN GOOD FRIENDS WITH TONY IF THEIR FRIENDSHIP HAD BEEN EXPLORED. FUCK YOU FEIGE. WE WERE ROBBED.

“BOY YOU JUST EARNED THIS ASS WHOPPIN.” HELL YEAH! YOU DONT KNOW HOW MUCH SERATONIN IT GIVES ME

Dude...did....John just...? JOHN WALKER. KARLI IS TRUING TO DO THAT ONE ACTUALLY LAWFULL THING SHE HAS DONE AND YOU STOP HER FROM SAVING THOSE PEOPLE? AND YET YOU CALL YOURSELF CAPTAIN AMERICA?

Oh no wait I was wrong. KARLI YOURE GOING DOWN THE PATH OF NO RETURN! KARLI- COME BACK PLEASE- YOU CANT DO THIS!

GIVE IT UP FOR SAM WILSON, OUR SELFLESS CAPTAIN AMERICA!

AWWW THE PEOPLE OF NEW YORK ARE SO SUPOIRTIVE OF SUPER HEROS!

I can feel the betrayal in Karli’s voice-

Ew. Batroc.

I like how Dovich seems like he ran away because I mean he has been doubting for a long time and I really REALLY like how it shows Karli running alone. She’s the only one who has committed to her cause- That’s depressing tbh.

Ugh SHARON is HOT.

No because Sharon as the Power Broker is HOT.

KARLI IS TOO.

THE SCRIPT WRITING. PERFECT.

Wait HOW DID SHARON HEAL SO QUICKLY???

SAM STILL WANTS TO HELP KARLI- THATS OUR CAPTAIN AMERICA ALRIGHT!

Oh damn. Erin and Anthony’s acting-

WYATT’S ACTING- I LOVE WYATT WITH MY WHOLE HEART!

“Not when you say it.” LMAKSJJSJAJA

KARLI. SAM DOESNT WANT TO FIGHT YOU BECAUSE HE BELIEVES YOU CAN BE SAVED. DONT DO IT KARLI. NO.

Wait who tf shot Karli. WHO TF. SHARON.

KARLIA SHE MAKES ME WANNA CRY- SHE SAID IM SORRY- HER LAST WORDS WHERE THE SAME WORDS SHE SAID TO MAMA DONYA-

Wait am i crying- Holy shit I am-

AND SAM EVEN CARRIED HER BODY BACK TO GIVE HER A FUNERAL-

Sam calling out the bullshit of the GRC! YEAH!

SAM- ISAIAH- ELI. THEY KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE AND

IS THAT TORRES?? HES HAPPY! HES PROUD OF SAM AND HE LOOKS UP TO HIM!

SarahhhhhAAAAAAAAAAAA

Okay you didn’t have to remind me that my favourite red-head died.

SAMS SPEECH! HES CALLING PUT THEIR BS!

AWWWWWWWW BUCKY CALLING SAM CAP!

WAIT THEY CANT LEAVE US HANGING LIKE THAT! THEY CANT!

Wait who’s that old white guy?

So we know Zemo’s in the Raft because of the whole shenanigans- Did he feel guilty?

WAIT- VALLLLLL!! MADAM HYDRAAAA! HER SASSSSSSSSS 😩😩😩😩😩

OKAY I SEE WE GOING WITH COMIC US AGENT OUTFIT!

MADAME HYDRA! MAKING AN ENTRANCE AND MAKING AN EXIT! AGATHA AND HER ARE MY FAVE VILLIANS SO FAR!

Also let’s not forget that Black Widow talked place before TFATWS.

WAIT IS BUCKY TELLING YORI??? I CANT DO THIS RIGHT NOW IM MENTALLY UNSTABLE.

OH NO HE IS-

I CANT DO IT RIGHT NOW

WAIT IS DR RAYNOR PROUD OF HIM. SAY YOU ARE RAYNOR. SHE IS.

WAIT DONT LEAVE ME ON A HANGER LIKE THAT-

Eli calling Cap Black Falcon- SASS

AHAHA BUCKY SHOWING UP TO THE COOKOUT WITH A CAKE FOR THE CHILDREN-

Aww Sarah hugging Sam-

AND THE PEOPLE AT THE COOKOUT CHEERING FOR HIM‼️‼️

CAPTAIN AMERICA AND THE WJNTER SOLDIER!! YEAH!

Kari, Malcom and Josef, THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR BRINGING AN ERA- I hope y’all can make a season 2-

ALSO THE END CREDITS!

Sharon, a hot baddie 😩

FINALLY. THAT SENATOR LEARNED FROM THE FLAG SMASHERS!

They SURELY can’t leave us on THIS ending right??

SharoOOOOOOnnNNNN

#tfatws #avengers #bucky barnes #captain america #marvel #fuck yeah #here we go #sharon carter #i almost cried #goddamnit #i wasnt ready

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finding-the-daylight · 4 years

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So, now that my finals are officially over, I am going to proceed to have a drink or two or three and rewatch Eclipse. Here’s (soberly) what I remembered from the film prior to starting this account (since starting this account, posts re:Eclipse have reminded me of things I’m not going to include in this introduction):

1. Bella is basically playing tic-tac-toe with Edward and Jacob and her feelings for them. She can’t make up her mind. When I watched it the first time, my dad was in the living room half paying attention to it and said she was very selfish.

2. Edward tries to control Bella, but it’s “out of genuine concern for her”.

3. Jacob tries to control Bella, but it’s “out of genuine concern for her”.

4. Both fight for her affection and even though she’s engaged to Edward, she won’t let go of Jacob.

5. When the newborn army shows up, Bella cuts her arm with a rock.

6. There’s awkward tension in the tent.

That’s literally all I remember of the movie while sober (aside from what I have relearned from posts about Eclipse on this blog). My drunken thoughts will be below the break:

Okay, so this dude I think his name is Riley is lowkey kinda dumb, no offense. Like he just stood there and screamed “WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?” This is how all horror movies end badly. You don’t talk back. You run or hide or esape.

THE MEADOW IS SO FUCKING PRETTY. IT’S THE PUREST THING WE HAVE IN THIS FANDOM OMG HE’S PLAYING WITH EHR HAIR AND I JUST WANT SOMEOEN TO PLAY WITH MY HAIR. DAMN BELLA, MY FINALS ARE OVER. SUCKS TO SUCK, DOESN’T IT?

I never noticed the CUllen cuff before, but now thanks to this blog it’s all I’m looking @ lmao.

I FCKING LOVE CHARLIE TOO MUCH AND HE DESERVED BETTER THIS WHOLE TIME. HE IS SUCH A GOOD FATHER AND HE DESERVES THE BEST.

THERE’S A GLOWING RED LIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW WTF I THINK IT’S THE REFLECTION OF A CAR LIGHT BUT I FUCKING SWEAR

NVM ITS GONE

WHAT THE FUCK EDWARD?? YOU MESSED WITH BELLA’S TRUCK SO SHE COULDN’T SEE HER FRIEND? FUCK. I WOULD’VE DUMPED YOU AND LEFT YOU IN THE WOODS BRO.

Edward sitting with Bella’s friends. We can’t help but stan. He’s still a bitch for the truck thing though.

I love how Alice looks @ Edward and tells him the party will be fun because she knows nothing bad will happen. But then he reads her mind and looks conerned wtf is ognna happen?

Side note: I really like the lighting in this movie. Everyone has a healthly glow. They lokk happy.

The fucking Volturi always gotta ruin everything. Bitch ass hoes. Ol’ crusty asses acting like some outdated monarchy. Why don’t the vamprires start a democratic government?

Charlie really deserved better. Like I know they couldn’t tell him teh truth but they could’ve been slightly less untruthful prbabl.

I WANNA FIND SOMEONE WHERE MY MOM SAYS WE’RE LIKE MAGNETS WITH EACH OTHER. I WANT SOMEONE TO LOOK @ ME LIKE I’M THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE. DAMNIT EDWARD. DAMNIT STEPHENDW.

Y’ALL ARE TELLING ME THE ENTIRE CULELN CLAM COMBINED COULDN’T TKAE OUT VICTORIA? THIS SHIT IS GETTING UNREALISTIC LMAO.

THE MUSIC THAT STARTS PLAYING WHEN JAKE TURNS AROUND IN THE PARKING LOT SENT ME LMAOOOOO.

Leah is such a badass and I wnat to be best friends with ehr plase.

ALSO FCK THIE IMPRINTING STORYLINE.

SAM AND LEAH WERE HAPPY TOGETHER.

NO BELLA YOU DON’T FUCKING WANNA KNOW WHAT IMPRINTING IS. NONE OF US WANTD WTO KNWO. IT NEVER SHOULDVE BEEN WRITTEN.

Taylor and Kristen are such babies in this movie. They’re so young and precious. WHIH REMINDS ME WHY TF DID SPTHEJNFNWFNA MAKE THIS SEIRESO ABOUT CHIDLREN??!?! I STILL SAY IF THE CHARACTERS HAS BEWNNF MORE MATUEE AND IN LIKE THEIR MID OR LATE TWNETIEMS OR THIRTIS IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER. FIUCKUNG FIGHT ME.

INITING BELLA TO HEAR THE TRIBE’S HISTORIES? THE CULTURAL APPROPRIATION FUCK STEPHEN0AWFJQ. BITCHJ.

SETH IS SO PRECIOUS. AGAIN. THEY’RE ALL SUCH BABIES. THESE POOR CHILDREN.

this hwoel shite is sof ukcing offensie. bitch. listen. why tf did stpehwb fafb have to appropriate cultues like this? BITCH>> you do realize if the legnds are actually like this they’rel ike that because it’s aout defeating yo white as sright? like your’e aware stpehebe ?

omg bree is so scare d poor baby. literally why did stephenjdbawfbi do this? she just wnated to be ok not hurt anywaon.

exuce me vut CARLISLE IS HOT AS FUCK BITCH

edward is saying some real romantic shit and i sill hate him for the turck thing but like he loves her so much btu he’s stil an asshoel in this smovie

I’M ABOUT TO HATE JACOB I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES I’VE SEEN THE GIFS HOE WE GONNA GIGHT. BITCH SHE JUST TOLD YOU SHE DOESN’T LIKE YOU DON’T PUSH HER LIKE THIS. DUMBAS S HOE BITCH. YOU’RE GONNA FIGHT FOR HER? I’M GONNA FUCKIN FIGHT YOU BTCH. I WISH SHE WAS ALREAYD A VAMPIRE SO RTHAT PUNCH WOULDA HURT BITCH YOU DESERVED IT.

THESE FUCKWITS ARE FIGHTING OVER HER AND NOT LISTNEING TO HER THEY ARE BOTCH CANCELLED. BELLA NEEDS TO LEAVE BOTH THESE HOES AND GET A NEW MAN WHO ACTUALLY KNOWS HOW TO LISTNE. BITCHES.

I love Emmett so much. BELLA SHOULD FINA A MAN LIKE HIM. IT’S WHAT SHE DESERVES.

ROSALIE IS ABOUT TO POP TF OFF. SHE IS A QUEEN AND I LVOE AND SUPPORT HER. the saddest thing about this is that she thought her life was perfect and then some fucking asshoes ruiend it. she was so happy. wtf im gonna cry. fuck. i hate sptehej n so much. these gross ass hoes i’m gonna cik all theyre assses. this is so gross i’m so angry literaluy setthing beithc. BUT THEN SHE GETS HER REVENGE AND IT’S BEAUTIFUL. FUCK THOSE BASTARS. but she;s so sad it breaks my heart. she wants to be human so bad. this scene is so sad and it’s theonly good scene in twilight and nikki reed deserves an ocsa like if you agree.

jane and alec more childrne who should’ve been able to be children fck the volturie

why the hel is jessica the fucking valedinact ion? it should’ve been bella they made her seem so damn smart but now she’s not theo ne? i don’ beliee it. but anna kendrick is a gift and now i wanna watch ptiche perfect. CHARLIE is so pure he deserved better and i’m gona kep saying it.

i love those fucking rose colored lamps hanging at the cullens house int he window at hte party scene can anyone link them to me i need?

why the hell is the wolfpack athe cullesn hosue? this doesnt make sense and it doesn’t seem real am i too drunk and imabginf this?

jno wait it’s real. jake’s appolgoizng.

how fucking conventinet the woflpakc is there hwen alice realizes there abotu to be attacked. this aint realistc. bitc.

why are these kids being forces to act like audls? “I wans;t asking for permission” hoe you’re like 16 go home and go tib ed and odnt go to war.

these woflies gonan kick yo ass edward get tf out

i’m laughign nrow but nothigng funy is happening lmaoooo

fck carlisle is really hot as fuck his jawline kills me

i hate jasper’s hair here i’m sorry i know we all lovehim bt heis hair is a dam nmess

belal is so fuckign negative all the time no one is gonan get killed exceptsvictoris

THE COWBOOIIIII WHY DOES HE LOOKS LIKE OWNE WILSON IN THIS DAMN LIGHTIN? ALICE AND JASPER LOVE EACH TOHER SO MUCH MY APLOGIZKE MAAM FCK IT UP.

why thfe fuck is hake comparing his situaton with leah and sam and emily? We are nto the same hoe wae are not the same. bella is choosing edward sit yo ass down. but i still thin kyall are both problemastic as fuck in thos movie and hse deserves better.

CHARLIES DESEVRS BTETER THEY KEEP LYIGN EVEN WHEN THEY DUCKGN DONT NEED TO

reblog if you thought edward and bella wre gona fuc, when she went over to his house in eclipse when yo ufirst read the book or saw the movue

he really oes love her a lot though fkcn i’m so alone

he looks si sad wgen he mentind ices tea on the porch poor edward

EVERY DANM MOMENR OF FOREVER BITCG I WANT LOVE LIK THST

LITERALLY THIS IS THE SUTPEIDEST PLOT EVER. A WHOLE FUCKIN ARMY TOO ATTACK ONE IGRL? BITCH. THIS AINT EVEM A THING.

im gettign ral tired yall dik if i waill mke it to the end of this movie but i will tru

i hate the enrgey from jae and efard in this tent. ya’ll are both dumb hoes and she could do better than either ofy ou.

WRHAT THE FUCK FASTER IF YOUR TOOK YORU CLOTHS OFF BITCH WHAT THE FUCK NOW I AM GONNA FUCKIN PUNCH YOU IB HOEP BELLA OUBCHES YOU WHEN SHES A VMAPRIE STUPID HOE 16 YEAR OLD SHOULD BE AT HOME IN BED INSTEAD OF IN A TENT TRYING TO FIGH A FCUKCN WAR

edward is such an emo boi in the tent and he thinsk she doesn;t lve him any more. yo ua stipiud hoe edearf but she still loves you anwyab ithc.

wheb edward said i’m not gonna force her into naythign ever agin i realized he was hte better man good for you eddie you fickun manned up you win

MY REASON FOR ESXITNST HOE I JST WNAT TO BE LOVED

now edwards bene a fuckboi again trying to hurt jake b ymaking sure he knew they were getting maried edward what the fuck iw was just starting to be on your side agian and you let me down like this

jacob is beign an emo boi now jake go be a child @ home and stop this nonsense you’re not a man go be a chid and take a nap and eat some grilled cheese youkk feel better

now she told him she wants to kiss him wtf bella don’t kead this bitch on he’s already in pain let hom gp home and eat a grilled cheese

mow bella’ supsetti spaghetti because edwards know she kissed jake

this shit is so unenecasialr dramtic wht the fuck yall like a whole army ofver one girl and then its like all everyboyd trying kill everybody this is bulshittheyre all children who should eb at home eating grileld chesses not at war

victoria is a real bitch lying to this boy telling hin she lvoes him hoe bitch

og shit efward ifs pissed now he’s tauntign ab ithc

i acutaly kinda fel bad for riley he wnet through so mcuh and was manipulated i wish the cullens could have adopted him and bree

oshit is the volutire

SAM DONT FUCKUGN TALK TO LEAH LIKE THAT EVER AGIAN YOU HOE

CARLISE AND I REPEAT AGAIB IS HOT AS FUCK FUCK CARLISRL

I LITERALLY AHTE THE VOLTURIE FOR KILLIGN VREE THEY WILL NEVER BE FORGIVEN

JASPER KNOWS WHATS GOOD HE DOESN’T TURST THESE HOES

I’M SO PISEED THAT THE CULLENS NEVER FUCKING IFHT THE VOLTURIE LIKE CARLISLES IS SMART AS FUCK AND EHS TILL WONT START A DEMOCRAY LIKE YALL KNOW ROSLAIE WOULDVE FOGUHT FOR THAT SHIT TOO

I LVOE YOUDADY CARLISLE

THIS 16 YEAR OLD LYING UP HERE BECAUSE OF TE DUMBASS WAR I TOLD YALL TO GO GOEN AND EA A GRILELD CHEDWE

poor jakie he knows hed better good for her but she reallys loves eward jake deserved better than what he got reblog is youf agree he jst said he’s even love her after she’s a vamprie bruh go eat a grilled chease and love yourself

WERE BACK IN THE FUCKING MEADOW ITS LIT AND ITS LOVELY I WANNA FALL IN LOVE IN A MEADOW WITH A HANDAOME MYSTERIOUS MAN WHO LOVES ME UNCODNITONATLY

KIRSTNE STEQARD IS THE WBEST AND SHE DESERVED AN OSCAR FOR THIS MOVIE HER AND NIKKI REED AND NODBOYD ELSE

fianlly this bitch is gonna beh onest with chalrie took you long enough

that was an anticlamtnc ending but i love love

#Twilight #Twilight renaissance #drunk twilight #drunken twilight #twilight while drunk #twilight review #eclipse #eclipse review #eclipse while drunk #drunken eclipse #simp ass hoes fandom #simp ass hoes

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Bruce’s secret (Avenger’s Chatroom)

Original Request: "I would love to have a chat request where the other avengers find out Bruce is secretly married?” + “ The reader is his wife but she's an agent of shield but no one knows about it except Thor. You can decide why.” ( @tyrionxsansa-tenxdonna I made it is close as your request as possible, I hope you like it!)

Summary: The Avengers find out why Bruce sometimes goes off for hours and why he can be so secretive

Pairings: Bruce x Wife!Reader x Avengers

Warnings?: Humour?

A/N: Requests are open as always!

Tony has created a chat

Tony has added Steve, Clint, Thor, Natasha, Wanda, Vision, Bucky and Sam

Tony: He’s done it again

Steve: Who’s done what again?

Tony: Bruce. He just wandered off without a message

Natasha: Tony, sweetie, you do realise Bruce isn’t your child, he’s a big man he can look after himself, he doesn’t need to tell you every move he makes.

Tony: but

Tony: science bro :((((

Clint: If it means that much to you why don’t you just track him?

Tony: HE TURNED ALL TRACKING OFF

Clint: WAIT WHAT

Thor: WHAT IS BROTHER BRUCE HIDING?

Steve: Guys, let’s not make any wild assumptions he is our teammate, we should trust him

Sam: Bucky’s my team yet I don’t trust his smelly ass

Bucky: who tf said I trusted you, you glamorised pigeon

Clint: BRUCE COULD BE HIDING SOMETHING INSANE HERE AND YOU GUYS ARE REALLY ARGUING?

Steve: Lay off Bruce, Tony have you even asked Bruce about his whereabouts?

Tony: well

Natasha: I’ll take that as a no

Vision: Mr Rogers, if we think about this logically, there would be a 7% chance of Mr Banner replying with an honest answer. Considering all the probabilites and outcomes, I highly doubt Mr Stark asking Bruce about his whereabouts would make much of a difference.

Tony: yEAH STEVE DO THE MATHS

Wanda: Vis, what did we speak about names?

Vision: Sorry Wanda

Bucky: I KNOW WHY HE’S HIDING

Bucky: HE’S THE ONE WHO STOLE THE WAX FOR MY METAL ARM AND HE KNOWS THAT WHEN I FOUND OUT I’M GOING TO KILL HIM

Vision: I am afraid to break it to you James, it is not Bruce who has been stealing your arm wax, it is infact Sam.

Sam: SHIT

Bucky: Be careful Wilson, your days are numbered

Sam: I SWEAR WHEN I SEE YOU NEXT I’LL MAKE SURE YOU’RE GOING TO BE LISTED AS “FOR SPARES OR NOT WORKING” ON EBAY

Sam: I hope you’re ready for a short circuit

Vision: Oh please, I’m the one with the infinity stone, all you have are plastic wings

Bucky: #TEAMVISION SLAY KING

Sam: UM you can’t do shit, all you got is a metal arm, I’m coming for you

Vision: Harm Mr Barnes and I will be “coming @ you”

Vision has left the chat

Bucky has left the chat

Sam has left the chat

Natasha: This is odd

Natasha: His files basically no information about him

Clint: There’s only one thing for it

Clint: We’re going to have to spy on him

Natasha: Clint how tf are we going to spy on him if we don’t know where he is?

Natasha: Dumbass

Clint: SHUT UP I HAVEN’T THOUGHT THAT BIT THROUGH YET

Steve: ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY GOING TO SPY ON YOUR FRIEND AND TEAMMATE?

Clint: yh

Tony: yh

Natasha: yh

Tony: yh

Wanda: yh

Thor: YES

Natasha: Thor, maybe not you honey

Tony: Yeah we need to be discreet, maybe next time love

Thor: :(((((

Wanda: I’ll buy you pop tarts on the way back!

Thor: :)))))

Natasha: And a metal suit is so discreet

Tony: HE’S MY BEST FRIEND I WAS THE ONE MOST CONCERNED

Steve: I AM TAKING NO PART IN THIS

Steve: But as I am the captain, it would be a good idea to report the information back to me

Clint: so he wants the tea without getting his hands dirty

Thor: WHAT TEA?

Wanda: Thinking about this logically, the best people to go are Natasha, Clint, and I. Too many of us will draw too much attention and he’ll realise that too many eyes are watching him.

Tony: Vision has rubbed off on you too much

Tony: I don’t like it

Natasha: He hasn’t gone for too long so we might be able to catch up with him

Natasha: We’ll all split up

Natasha: CLINT WE SAID DISCREET A PINK “I ❤ ARCHERY” TSHIRT IS NOT DISCREET

Clint: FINE!

Tony: Why on earth do you have that?

Vision has joined the chat

Vision: Why is Tony crying in the lab playing with his Hulk and Iron Man action figures?

Steve: Oh fgs I’m coming

Clint: Has anyone spotted him?

Natasha: Nope

Wanda: YEP

Wanda: HE’S ENTERED A CAFE

Steve: SEE I TOLD YOU NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT HE’S JUST GETTING A SNACK

Wanda: I’m going in

Natasha: What’s he doing?

Wanda: WHY HAS HE ORDERED TWO COFFEES?

Steve: Maybe he’s extra thirsty?

Clint: If you don’t shut up with the excuse you ain’t getting any tea

Clint: DO YOU GET IT? TEA COS HE’S IN A CAFE

Tony: Please will you shut up

Tony: Wanda, carry on sweetie

Wanda: No way!

Wanda: A WOMAN CAME DOWN AND SAT WITH HIM

Thor: IS SHE AN ENEMY MUST WE MAKE HASTE?

Wanda: No no

Tony: GIVE ME YOUR WHEREABOUTS SHE MIGHT BE TRYING INFLITRATE HIS MIND

Wanda: IT’S OK I’M THE TELEKENTIC ONE

Steve: DO WE NEED TO SUIT UP?

Natasha: Wanda, Clint and I are outside the cafe just in case you need back up

Clint: OMG

Thor: WHAT IS IT BROTHER CLINTON ARE YOU IN TROUBLE?

Clint: FONDUING

Steve: WHAT SINCE WHEN DID BRUCE HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?

Tony: Why didn’t he tell me :(((

Natasha: WAIT HE HAS A RING ON HIS LEFT HAND

Clint: HE’S MARRIED AND WE NEVER KNEW

Steve: He must have told Fury to remove it off his file

Tony: but he never told me I wouldn’t have done anything :(

Tony: science bro doesn’t trust me :’‘‘(

Natasha: WAIT HOLD UP THE GIRL IS Y/N, THAT SHIELD AGENT WHO’S OFTEN WITH FURY

Steve: WHAT Y/N AND BANNER ARE MARRIED YOU’RE LYING

Thor: That’s it?

Thor: I already knew that

Natasha: Since when?

Steve: WHY?

Clint: AND YOU NEVER TOLD US

Tony: WHAT HE TOLD YOU AND NOT ME?

Thor: The Black Widow, I have knew about his marriage since the night we were all having Asgardian alcohol

Thor: Captain of the land of America, to put it simply, it is because I am worthy of this information and you are all not

Thor: Brother Clinton, you never asked

Thor: Sir Tony, it is your fault for not being worthy of this information

Steve: ALRIGHT I’M JUST ADDING THEM TO THE CHAT

Steve has added Bruce to the chat

Steve has added Y/N to the chat

Tony: Bruce, honey, I’m not angry but WHY didn’t you tell me you and Y/N were married? :(

Bruce: Lol you never asked

Tony: AND THOR DID?

Bruce: yeah

Clint: SO WE WERE JUST MEANT TO SAY “HEY BRUCE ARE YOU MARRIED?”

Bruce: yeah

Natasha: Oh fgs

Y/N: I didn’t even know you guys didn’t know

Y/N: STEVE SAW US HOLDING HANDS AND HUGGING

Tony: STEVE ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT KNOW

Steve: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT MEANT ANYTHING?

Clint: YOU JUST DO

Bruce: Fury told me for safety reasons to remove it off the file

Bruce: ALSO TONY I DON’T TRUST YOU? YOU’RE THE ONE WHO TRACKS US AND HAS BEEN SPYING ON ME

Tony has left the chat

Y/N has left the chat

Bruce has left the chat

Wanda has added Bucky and Sam

Steve: WHILST WE’RE HERE, IS ANYONE HERE SECRETLY MARRIED?

Wanda: I’m not married YET

Wanda has left the chat

Vision: Thank God

Thor: No one is worthy

Clint: well you all know about me

Sam: Who on their right mind would marry Bucky?

Bucky: No one on their sane mind would marry you

Natasha: How are all the boring people married/ engaged and the good ones not?

Bucky: As Thor said, “no one is worthy”

Sam: You’re worthy of no one

Bucky: VISION

Sam: oh shit

Vision has left the chat

Bucky has left the chat

Sam has left the chat

Steve: YOU ARE MEANT TO BE RESPONSIBLE ADULTS

Clint: I’LL BRING THE POPCORN

Natasha: I’LL GET TONY TO BRING THE CAMERA

Clint has left the chat

Natasha has left the chat

Steve: I give up

Steve has left the chat

#bruce banner x reader #bruce banner #bruce banner imagine #avengers x reader #avengers imagine #avengers chatroom #bruce banner one shot #tony stark #steve rogers #tony x bruce #clint barton #thor odinson #natasha romanoff #sam wilson #bucky barnes #request #marvel #avengers fanfiction #vision

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billy-batson · 7 years

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Do you have any advice on writing a POC character (just overall). I'm trying to diversify my writing, but want to make sure I'm doing it correctly (I'm white)!

hmmm i can’t really say for any other race? bc im black and only know black culture and stuff but like! an important thing to note is the characters dialect and mannerisms. like idk if it’s just a me thing as a writer, but im obsessed with characters mannerisms in order to portray them correctly. like, take aave. most black characters in (white) media don’t use aave, even though?? we so do irl. (it’s called african american vernacular english for a reason!) like, take sam wilson. he doesn’t use aave BUT he’s clearly apart of black culture by recommending the og black music to steve (troubleman by marvin gaye; note that black people grew up on this type of music: ie the stylistics, the delfonics, dianna ross, the supremes, smokey robinson & the miracles, the Jackson five, michael jackson, for DEF marvin gaye, earth wind and fire, just a ton of black artists from that time period). black people love this type of music and we’re basically all united in that genre. if you’re writing a young (around 13 or under) black character, DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, have them enjoy og white music since their “childhood”. cos we don’t know that music. (ie Black Sabbath ?? uhhh Guns N’ Roses??? ihhh Rolling Stones ??? the beatles ??? idk u get my drift) my family and extended family had no clue who those ppl are, my parents still don’t know who they are, i didn’t know who they were until??? i got on tumblr. honestly i couldn’t name a single song by any of them other than hey Jude by the Beatles and that’s it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

style of dress is definitely important; it also depends on the era and place of where the character lives? like back in compton there was a specific type of style that the guys wore; Durags are still prevalent tbh, bandanas, white t shirts, sagging shorts/pants.

wounds and scars on black skin is so important. idk how tf they show up on white skin, but for black people, scars start as pink cuts, then they fade to a darker shade of brown. like i have so many scars on my skin that r just darker shades of brown lolol so never write that a black persons scar is pink after a long amount of time has passed (like two years)

HAIR! HAIR IS SO IMPORTANT!! white people can NEVER understand black hair, EVER. if you’re white and you think you understand black hair, you Don’t. you don’t and you won’t. there are different hair types and textures; when i was a kid before straightening my hair, i had 4c hair type, now i have 4b hair type. hair styles based on hair type is so important. like, twists are really easy to do for a general neat and curly look, but they differ based off of hair types, girls with 3b hair type have more wavy-ish curls when they do twists, girls with 4c are more tightly coiled. also! black girls always dedicate one day a week to our hair. it usually either sunday or Saturday, and it takes generally all day. also! learn diff hair styles! there are goddess locks, Bantu knots, sister locks, dread locks, afro’s, twist outs, etc etc. There’s a lot of things u can do!

now as for writing a black character, that’d be …a difficulty, definitely, but research !!! is important !

#writing advice #black characters

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junker-town · 6 years

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How NOT to watch the 2018 NFL schedule release

Ah, yes, two hours of television to introduce the schedule! Can’t wait!

Got two hours to spare this Thursday night? Good. Read a book. Watch a documentary. Or get caught up on one of those critically acclaimed series that’s really kind of boring/depressing and your coworkers won’t stop talking about it. Hell, punch yourself in the groin for two hours if you want.

Whatever you choose to do with that time, it’s definitely going to be better than watching a primetime television special about the 2018 NFL regular season schedule.

That’s right, Thursday, April 19, from 8-10 p.m. ET on the NFL Network, the league’s annual exercise in overreach will be thrust into the sanctuary of your home whether your want it there or not. Of course, you do have a choice.

The schedule will also be posted online — that’s the internet! — where you can access it quickly and conveniently from your laptop, desktop, or handheld device that’s making you stupider by the minute.

WHYYYYYYYY TF IS THIS ON TV?

Well, I can point to a couple reasons.

First, a 24-hour, 365-day television network dedicated to a sport played six months out of the year has to have some filler, low-cal content dedicated to the glory of The Shield.

And The Shield is nothing if not a well-oiled moneymaking machine enriching 30 or so members of the one percent and a few of their pals in corporate America. To facilitate Roger Goodell’s goal of turning the NFL into a $25 billion per year enterprise (versus a mere $12 billion mom and pop shop), there’s a need to make nothing into something and spread the product further and thinner than it has any right to be.

This is why we have Thursday Night Football, a terrible product that’s ultimately bad for the sport that just had its broadcast rights sold for $550 million per year.

WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY GOING TO TALK ABOUT FOR TWO FUCKING HOURS?

The schedule, duh.

These are games that won’t be played for a more than four months with rosters that haven’t even been decided yet. More than a handful of games will get hyped this week, something that will make them inevitably worse when that Sam Bradford vs. Russell Wilson matchup (already kind of a stinker) turns into Mike Glennon vs. whatever terrible backup the Seahawks signed instead of Colin Kaepernick.

But there’s more!

This primetime extravaganza will also include LIVE REPORTS from the office buildings the Eagles and Patriots call home. And other exotic football related locales, like the outside of AT&T Stadium!

Is there more?

Fuck yeah, there’s more.

Tune in so you can also see completely irrelevant playoff predictions and fantasy football prognostications (remember, the rosters for these teams, much less the starters, are not fully set).

There’s also going to be real live actual monitoring of social media “for fan and team reaction.”

Lemme give you a little taste of what that reaction will be: “huh, we play the teams we kinda already knew we were going to play four months from now. Cool.”

CAN I WATCH THIS TRASH ON THE INTERNET?

Bruh, this trash wouldn’t exist without the internet. Of course you can!

So if you can’t get to a TV, or if you’re dead enough inside to watch it on your device while there’s something else on TV, you can peep it via the NFL app or on the NFL website itself. But you’ll have to be an NFL Network subscriber.

And maybe this spectacular event will push you over the edge to become a subscriber. Why? Because there’s unique digital content too!! That includes:

Analysis!

Toughest schedules!

The top 18 games of the season!

The nine BEST primetime games!

AND SO MUCH MORE!

How many of those “best” games will actually be good ones by the time shifting rosters and unavoidable injuries have decimated the teams? Who knows. WHO CARES! They’re the best games right now ... in April ... four months before the season starts.

Take my money! Put your wallet away, fool. There’s no charge for these unwatchable two hours of televised schedule chit chat ... unless you haven’t subscribed to the NFL Network. And in that case, what the hell are you waiting for?! Quality people like Dan Snyder depend on your contributions (and tax dollars) to scrape by in this cruel world.

This is your last chance to actually see the 2018 NFL schedule unveiled in real time. If you miss this show, you’ll have to look it up on at one of several hundred places on the internet with the Google machine or Bing, if you’re really desperate.

So remember, Thursday, April 19, 8-10 p.m. ET ... find something better to do.

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jadorehale · 7 years

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Thank youu @cobrilee for the tag ^_^ <333

#Rules: Tag 20 amazing followers you want to get know better!

Name/Nickname: My full name’s Nikole but I go by Kolie which sometimes people mistaken as Collie like Border Collie but it’s not. Just no. Lately, my BF’s been calling me “YOU!” in a very loud, accusatory tone that never goes down well in public =/ Gender: I’m a lass (she/her) Star Sign: Leo Height: 5′3″ but I never wear flats and live in 4″ heels.

Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual Hogwarts House: Gryffindor Favorite Color: Blood orange (it’s fucking red). Favorite Animal: Lions and Elephants. I watch documentaries on them all the time. Also blue whales!!! Average Hours of sleep: Not sure. I go to sleep at 5am every night and wake up if I have places to be or sleep til afternoon if not. Cat or dog person: I could be both but I’ve only ever had one dog and sometimes wish he was more independent like a cat. Favourite Fictional Characters: Princess Leia (SW), Maeve Millay (Westworld), Lorelai Gilmore (GG), Hermione Granger (HP), Daenerys Targaryen (GoT), Tyrion Lannister (GoT), Arya Stark(GoT), Gandalf, Aragorn(LOTR), Sam Wilson/Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers(Marvel), Stiles Stilinski/Derek Hale (TW), Lydia Martin (TW), basically everyone from Yuri on Ice and just so many more.

Number of blankets I sleep with: Two comforters. No flat sheets bc they are the worst!

Favourite Singer/Band: Glass Animals, Vampire Weekend, Arctic Monkeys, Florence + Machine, Foals, Bloc Party

Dream Trip: Probably Australia. But I kinda dream-want-to live somewhere in Europe for a little bit and see what it’s like. Dream Job: screenwriter When was this blog created: February 2014.

Current number of followers: 2,084 When did your blog reach its peak?: Probably tail-end of 2015/Beg of 2016.

What made you decide to make this Tumblr?: I need a place where I could shriek and fangirl tf out without being judged. And now my blog contains a number of ships being: sterek, patater, malec, saphael, evak, and victuuri. I also like compiling reclists of my fav fics b/c I read so much and of course, posting my own writing.

I tag anyone that wants to do this!!

#tag meme #personal

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stevieandbucko · 7 years

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Crash Course on Steve and Bucky

This is going to be way too much information, fair warning.

Movies:

“The First Avenger” Steve starts out tiny, sickly, angry, and naively sweet. He wants to go and fight in the war because he believes in what is right and morally good, and wants to lay down his life because:

Because his health is shit, the army tells him no fuckin’ way. Steve loves to get in fights, and often gets his ass handed to him because he sucks but won’t back down. Bucky volunteers for the army, and because he is extremely smart he gets promoted so Sargent, and is trained as a sniper. Gratuitous photo of Buck in his army Greens:

On the night Buck ships out, Steve gets a chance to be involved in a pool of people to be picked for the opportunity to become a Super Soldier. No one believes in him, but because he’s a good man with balls of steel they pick him anyway. The Serum makes Steve big, eg:

Because the project ultimately fails to be reproducible they relegate Steve to being a show-pony to sell war bonds. Steve also meets Peggy Carter, who it awesome and kicks ass and he totally wants her to walk all over him tbh.

Steve becomes Captain America and saves Bucky from a HYDRA base in Italy, where he’s been tortured and given a discount version of Steve’s Serum. HYDRA are literally NAZI’s and a bunch of assholes. Bucky falls from a train during one of their missions and dies, Steve is, obviously crushed. Decides to kill all of HYDRA himself if he has to. Steve ends up crashing a plane in the arctic, which foils HYDRA’s plan, but freezes Steve for 70 years, until they pull him out of the ice.

Cap 2 “The Winter Soldier”:

After The Avengers, which Steve is badly characterized in, is my favorite fuckin movie ever. Seriously, my favorite. Steve is adjusting to the 21st century, has made friends with Black Widow (Natasha) Also, bad-ass, could also walk all over Steve (but is probably ace) Super spy.

He also makes friends with Sam Wilson, the Falcon, super under-rated and a huge sweetypie. Deserves more, and is tired of Steve’s sass 25/7

Steve kicks some serious ass in this movie, and is generally Down to Die TM at all moments, because he’s a shit. Turns out HYDRA has infiltrated the organization that Steve is working for, and are trying to take over the world again (fuckin’ NAZI’s I swear.) Also, it’s worth mentioning that Peggy is still alive, but has Dementia, and only occasionally remembers who Steve it. It’s sad af. Also, guess who tf else isn’t dead. That’s right, Bucky,

Turns out HYDRA had kept him for those 70 years, torturing him, and turning him into an assassin (The Winter Soldier), all the while wiping his memories of who he was and keeping him cryo-frozen when they didn’t need him. He snapped of his arm when he fell from the train, so now he has a hella sick metal one.

Seeing Steve starts to break down Bucky’s programming, and he goes rogue after much internal angst, manages to keep from killing Steve through the power of love, obviously. Steve manages to take down HYDRA once more, but Bucky disappears because he feels so much guilt over what he’s done, as well as trying to remember who he is.

“Civil War”:

Honestly, for this being a movie with “Captain America” in the title, there isn’t much Steve. Super bare-bones of it: Steve doesn’t trust the government, because, why would he? He opposes the restriction of the Avengers, and everyone gets all up in arms about it. He manages to track Bucky down, who mostly remembers what tf is going on. Also, Bucky meets Sam, who is not a fan of the man who tried to kill him on several occasions, eg. :

Steve gives up the mantle of Captain America in order to save Bucky from persecution, and they definitely don’t discuss the fact that they are totally in love or hug it out, which is a huge shame.

Really that’s it for Steve and Bucky in CW. It’s a shame.

Alright, if you’re not bored yet here’s more:

Steve:

Only child, lost his mom to Pneumonia when he was an adult, approx: 17-19, his father died in the first World War. Artist, and a damn good one, would probably have his art in museums if he wasn’t busy being Cap. Sassy as hell, will always avoid any discussion of relationships. Don’t ever sigh or be sad around him or he will come and Mom Friend you so hard it actually hurts. Loves motorcycles, loves throwing motorcycles even more. Listens to swing music always. Believes in justice and equality, and always seeing the good in people. Doesn’t think he’s worth all the trust people put in him, but won’t let them down either. Born on the 4th of July, because he couldn’t be any more patriotic. Bad kisser, but motivated. Swears like a sailor, same as Bucky.

Buck:

Oldest and only boy of 4 kids, very smart, kind and charismatic, total ladies man before the war. After HYDRA he blames himself for what he’s done, thinks it’s his fault he killed all those people, generally thinks Steve is wasting his time with him. Has an intense love of pancakes. Won the trust and admiration of his unit in the war, and you damn well know will mom-friend just as hard as Steve, though in a “you broke your nose, let me set it and then we can go dancing like you promised” way. Very compassionate, and wants to help and improve himself. Very polite. Neat Freak. Loves Space and sci-fi novels.

#for candice

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