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#Source: The Office
fireyhotsupertalia · 3 days
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[During a meeting about Charlie’s latest Hotel Plans]
Angel Dust: *taps with his heel*
Alastor: *taps on table with claw*
Vaggie: Stop that!
Alastor: Stop what?
Vaggie: You’re talking about me in Morse Code!
Alastor: Yes, that’s what we’re doing.
Angel Dust: Yeah, cause in my limited free time. I learned a very outdated and very old form of communication, just so I could talk to Smiles about you in front of you.
[Later to Husk]
Alastor: that’s exactly what we did.
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incorrectrotgquotes · 11 hours
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Bunnymund: Actually, that's a really good idea Jack.
Jack Frost: What did I say? I talk a lot. So I've learned to just tune myself out.
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incorrectbatfam · 2 months
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Bruce: Everyone has called me Boris all day. I think Tim paid them to.
[later]
Tim: Absolutely. Five bucks each and it was totally worth it.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 14 days
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Y/N, scolding the twins: We are not mad, just disappointed.
Wanda: No, we are mad.
Y/N: Yes, we are mad. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.
Wanda: No, we are not.
Y/N: I’m not the mind reader, Wanda.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 6 months
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Rogue: [walks in covered in blood]
Bard: Amazing costume!! Happy Halloween!
Rogue:
Rogue: Oh it’s Halloween. That’s convenient.
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Kate: I will be mean to Anthony if you want me to be.
Edwina: Oh, no. It’s fine, Kate.
Kate: It’s really no problem, I was already planning to be mean to him.
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Stiles: I love Derek. And you know what I think is the most attractive part of Derek's body? Scott: Please don't say it.   Stiles: His brain. Because I love his personality. I value his intelligence, his tenacity, his thoughtfulness, and his protective nature.  Stiles: And also, his brain is where he gets the best nasty ideas for bedroom stuff.  The pack: [noises of disgust]
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tategaminu · 1 month
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Opeli: she stole your key and the bow that killed King Harrow Callum: you don't have all the facts Opeli: which are? Callum: I love her
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treasureofmammon · 2 months
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Obey me: Incorrect quotes (68)
Solomon: I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a follower and a leader. You make more money as a leader, but you have more fun as a follower
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hawkinsincorrect · 2 months
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Robin: I will be mean to Jonathan if you want me to be.
Steve: Oh, no. It’s fine, Robin.
Robin: It’s really no problem, I was already planning to be mean to him.
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marksandrec · 7 months
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2600
Our flag means ghosts. (Dialogue from The Office.)
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fictionaltrvlr · 6 months
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Coriolanus Snow on his school assignments deciding the best way to control the districts:
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incorrectbatfam · 3 months
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Selina: I'd lie for you.
Bruce: Yeah, but you lie all the time. You lie for no reason. Selina, you just like to lie.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 14 days
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Yelena: [walks in covered in blood]
Kate: Amazing costume! Happy Halloween!
Yelena:
Yelena: Oh it’s Halloween. That’s convenient.
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jasonpetertoddx · 2 months
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At the dinner table
Jason: [whistles]
Dick: [whistles in response]
Bruce: stop that.
Dick: stop what?
Bruce: you're talking about me in morse code.
Jason: yes, that's exactly what we're doing.
Jason: in our very limited time, we took a class in a very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you behind your back. Congrats, you've figured us out.
Dick, whispering to Tim: that's exactly what we did
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Benedict: I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but make more money as a leader.
Colin: What the fuck??
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