#Sorry for those who followed me for incorrect quotes

[down-the-rabbid-hole]

Okay so uhh...small update time

Gonna be turning this into a Rabbids/Rayman sideblog instead of an incorrect quotes blog, I'll still post some occasionally! But it won't be the main focus of my blog anymore

#Gonna be changing my username too #Update #Sorry for those who followed me for incorrect quotes #But again! I don't plan on stopping those it's just gonna be less frequent

[starsinmylatte]

Malum in se

Pairing: Higuruma Hiromi x Fem!Reader

Warnings: None! There's only fluff here :)

Word count: 1.1k

A/N: A lovely anon originally requested this of @pseudowho, but she's asked me to fill it (for those of you not following the saga of Lyria's snow week™️.... I've been completely snowed in and WIPs have kept me sane).

Join my taglist here! (18+ only, this blog is mostly pure filth)

Higuruma Hiromi knew he was truly in love when you successfully convinced him to watch horrifically cheesy reruns of Law and Order while he was the one stuck at home sick. He groaned dramatically at every exaggeration or incorrect legal quote, but he enjoyed how you snuggled into his side too much to actually complain about the situation. After all, you were kind enough to take care of him, and his mild illness had not deterred your affection in the slightest. 

He had almost fallen asleep on the couch when you cocked your head at the antics on the television, murmuring under your breath, “Wouldn’t that qualify as Malum in se, though?” 

Hiromi blinked once, twice, and then a third time before speaking, “I’m sorry, what?” 

You turned to face your boyfriend, tone slightly teasing, “Yeah, Malum in se, right? Things like assault, murder… or wearing white after Labor Day.” 

Hiromi arched an eyebrow at you and treated you to the lopsided grin you adored so much. “You’re going to have to tell me how you know what that is.” 

He snaked his arms around you, pulling you even closer against his warm chest. Before you could answer, he took the chance to nuzzle his nose against the column of your neck, sending you into a fit of giggles.

“Well, pretty girl?” He teased gently, and you dropped your head back against his shoulder, humming contentedly.

“Do you remember when I mentioned I used to do community theatre a few years ago?” You questioned, and you could feel Higuruma's grin grow wider.

“Indeed, I do.”

“Well…. There was one time when I played a character who happened to be a law student.” You pursed your lips, trying to keep laughter from bubbling up. 

Hiromi broke into a barking laugh that became a short coughing fit. “You played a law student? What kind of musical involves lawyers?” he wheezed. 

“It’s called Legally Blonde, and it’s not just a musical… It’s a masterpiece.” You insisted. “I loved the movie when I was a young girl, and getting to play Elle- the main character- was an absolute dream come true.” 

Your eyes lit up as an idea sparked into your brain with the strength of a thunderbolt, “Omigod, you’ve never seen the movie, have you? We absolutely have to watch it.” 

Hiromi chuckled weakly, running his hand through your hair, “I’ve got a better idea… There have to be clips of your performance somewhere, right?” 

“Oh….” you paused for a moment, “It was a few years ago, and I’m sure it wasn’t my best work, but-” 

“There’s nothing I’d rather see than you enjoying yourself and doing what you love,” Hiromi interrupted gently, stroking your hair again.

His lopsided grin turned wolfish,  “Besides… I am sick; I think this is exactly what I need to heal.” 

“If you insist.” You smacked him gently with a pillow to punctuate your words as you left the couch to rummage through the DVDs on the shelf. You even took the time to make another mug of tea for your boyfriend, but eventually, you were back and snuggled up against Hiromi, who gratefully accepted the mug you offered him. 

His nose wrinkled unintentionally as he took a sip, “Thank you… but what is in this stuff?” 

“It’s helping your throat, isn’t it? You poked his stomach playfully, and he groaned in response. 

“Yes, but at what cost?” Hiromi huffed, but the slight twinkle in his eyes told you he wasn’t being serious. 

“It’s throat coat tea, yet another remnant from my musical days,” you giggled. “I never liked the taste either, but it certainly gets the job done.” 

With another flourish of the remote, you pulled up the recording of the show, and you swear you could feel Hiromi smiling behind you as he nursed the warm mug. As soon as the video started, he broke out into another laughter-induced coughing fit. 

“Dear god, I’ve never seen so much pink in my entire life.” 

“Oh, just you wait.” You threatened teasingly, “You haven’t even seen my character yet.” 

Hiromi grasped his mug in one hand and used his other arm to pull you back against his chest, wrapping a blanket snugly around your body. You leaned fully against him, partially because you enjoyed the intimacy and partly because you wanted to see his reactions out of the corner of your eye. 

His reactions did not disappoint, even though the video was grainy and clearly meant to be viewed through the rose-colored lenses of someone who was in the show. Hiromi grinned widely when you appeared on stage, murmuring almost too quietly for you to hear, “Cute…” 

You blushed happily, and the show continued. He had many comments on how the Delta Nus seemed to share a hive mind and how much of a prick Warner was. He also very nearly choked on his tea when your character’s father proudly declared, “Law school is for boring, ugly, serious people!” 

Hiromi glanced down at you after that line with a slight pout, and you took the opportunity to cup his cheek and pull him in for a soft kiss, tasting the tea and honey on his lips. “Mmm, don’t worry… You’re not boring, and you’re certainly not ugly. You can be rather serious… but I like that about you.” 

Hiromi kissed the top of your head with a low, contented hum, absolutely convinced his heart was full enough to burst. He fell more in love with you with each passing day, and these past few days had only further sealed his fate. Even now, he was watching you sing and dance your heart out, and you were shining in the roll. The sassy, playfully cute, but deceptively intelligent lawyer was such a perfect role for you, and he quickly became frustrated with Warner. Seeing you so upset over such a stupid man hurt his heart, even though he knew you were acting…. and then Emmett was introduced. 

“Now, I like that guy. He’s got the right idea, actually treating Elle decently.” Hiromi mused, playfully twirling a strand of your hair. 

“Oh, really?” You grinned slyly. “He reminds me of you, you know.”  

“It seems we share the same excellent taste in women.” 

–

The movie was over a short while later, but Hiromi insisted on letting it play through curtain call so he could properly applaud your work. You rolled over to lay against his chest, peering inquisitively into his dark, beautiful eyes, “So you really liked it?” 

“I loved it,” He assured you, pulling you in for another tea-flavored kiss. Suddenly, you could feel him grinning against your lips, “And I may buy you another one of those pink tweed skirt sets… it was cute on you.” 

His deep chuckle only grew louder as you smacked him with another pillow.

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[matan4il]

Something I see and have seen more of since the SA hearing started was people taking tweets/statements in Hebrew and using Google translate to claim these Israelis are saying really racist, crazy things. Like I'm sure there are asshole Israelis who spout off racist shit, but every country has that, and people can cherry pick whatever they want.

But part of me doubts all of these tweets are even translated correctly. I mean, Google Translate is notoriously bad, but suddenly, it's reliable? I'm sure it's fucking up in some cases, and I wouldn't be shocked if some are straight up wrong or faked (it's not that hard especially now with ai).

But again even if all these racist tweets calling SA's monkeys/slaves and should be bombed are true, those don't represent all Israelis and its clear they're picking the worst examples. Also, it's so annoying to see this idea coming from people who defend the antisemitic stuff in their movement by claiming it doesn't represent all of them. So again it just becomes anouther double standard for Israel/jews in general.

Hi Nonnie,

Absolutely, you're right that there was a lot of taking things out of context, like presenting something that an Israeli official said about destroying Hamas, as if it's said about all Palestinians.

But you're right to be skeptical that maybe some translations are incorrect. Automatic translations ARE bad, but there are also people who are intentionally mistranslating.

I'll give you an example. I'm sorry now that I didn't save that post, but I found the vid that the post used the first 5 seconds from. It's a vid of Yoav Gallant, Israel's Defense Minister, speaking about how, "Gaza won't return to what it was before. We will eliminate everything." Which sounds pretty damning, right? Except the translator intentionally skipped four short words in Hebrew. Gallant actually said, "Gaza won't return to what it was before, Hamas won't be, we will eliminate everything." <- These 3 short words (Hamas lo ihie) totally change the meaning! Here's the vid, and a transcription of the Hebrew words, if you wanna try and follow: "Azza lo tachzor lihiot ma she'hi haita, Hamas lo ihie, nechasel et ha'kol."

Please note that this is an official translation, from an actual news source, the Al Arabiya channel. Which shows you how much you can trust media that's biased against Israel.

Those three omitted words make it clear that what Gallant means will change after the war is specifically that Hamas will be removed from Gaza, and 'we will eliminate everything' refers to the terrorist infrastructure of Hamas in Gaza, not to the entire area.

What gets to me is that you can clearly hear Gallant say 'Hamas' at the start of his second sentence, even without understanding Hebrew or following the entire transcription, so you don't even need to take my word for it. You can listen to it for yourself, and see that someone omitted the word 'Hamas' from the translation, which in the context of a sentence then quoted by countless anti-Israel social media accounts, and by South Africa at the UN's International Court of Justice, is quite a significant omission.

And this is just one example. So yeah, absolutely DO NOT TRUST translations that come from anti-Israel sources. They have every reason to lie, omit and distort, and millions who blindly believe them.

As for how there are some bad apples in Israel, of course there are! Every human group has both horrible and amazing people, and everything in between. That's not the question. In the context of a state, it's a question of whether these people represent an actual policy? Do they even have power to dictate policy? When they say awful things, how are they treated, are they embraced, or denounced? Is the implementation of the state's actual policy in the field indicative of genocidal intents, or do the over 10,000 aid trucks allowed by Israel into Gaza so far, speak louder than an insignificant Israeli politician, who doesn't even have the authority to dictate Israel's policy regarding Gaza, and who thinks he's scoring some cookie points by saying some dumbass shit?

Like one Israeli politician, who's in charge of heritage, whatever that's supposed to mean (I can't tell you a single accomplishment of his, or a task he oversees, but he certainly isn't in charge of ANYTHING that has to do with the war) who was asked (so this dumbass didn't even come up with this dumb take himself), "Would it be a possibility for Israel to use a nuclear bomb on Gaza?" and he said yes. He didn't come up with this idea, he didn't say it's a certainty, he didn't call for its execution, he was just asked about the option and said it exists, except anyone with a single brain cell (yes, you can tell my opinion of him), and certainly the people in Israel with real power, would tell you that even if anyone was that inhumane, dropping a nuclear bomb on Gaza, which is right by Israel, with tons of Israeli communities right next to the border, would kill countless people in Israel, too. Which I am sure he would not actually support in a real life scenario. Oh, and he also got denounced and suspended right away. And still he was quoted at the ICJ, because why not? We all know every country is measured by what its dumbest, least consequential politician says, not by what its leaders do... Oh wait, no. That's just Israel.

So yes, you're right. It is an application of a double standard that discriminates the Jewish state, while most countries aren't treated that way, and while Israel haters themselves wouldn't wanna be treated like that.

I hope you're well, and taking care of yourself in the face of all of this hateful propaganda and discrimination! xoxox

(for all of my updates and ask replies regarding Israel, click here)

#israel #antisemitism #israeli #israel news #israel under attack #israel under fire #terrorism #anti terrorism #hamas #antisemitic #antisemites #jews #jew #judaism #jumblr #frumblr #jewish #ask #anon ask #israelunderattack

[solar-wing]

⚣ BatBro Incorrect Quotes: TikTok 🤳🏻

⚣⏰ A/N → Literally in the middle of brainstorming and writing the 100-follower Conner Kent fic, and this came to mind. If it's good or not, I'm sorry, I just had to get it out. Thank you for understanding.

⚣⏰ Summary → BatBro has introduced TikTok to the Wayne Family...

REBLOGS and replies are greatly appreciated, please! 💛

⚣ ENJOY 🤳🏻

BatBro: And if you let that motherfucker Shanon once, best believe they gonna Shenanigan.

Source: Mya Monaco

Cass: Is Being Gay An Illness?

Cass: Yes, it is. How come every time I kiss a girl, my stomach hurts?

Dick: Those are butterflies.

Cass: Well, they're gay too.

Source: Farha Khalidi

Stephanie: He is not the love of your life!

Stephanie: He is literally just a guy!!

Stephanie: HIT HIM WITH YOUR CAR!

Source: chrissy

Damian: Why do you hoes act like if yeen ain't in no relationship, you gon die? Y'all be weak in the knees. Stand up! STAND UP!

Source: Leezy V

*BatBro with Jason in his weekly therapy session*

Jason: I was silent, ummm...

BatBro👓: Were you silent, or were you silencedSST?

Jason: ...

Jason: The latter.

Source: Beni2.0

Dick: I'm sorry. Not everybody fits in the bad bitch JAN-RAH. IT'S A JAN-RAH. Not everybody fits on the RAS-STA.

Source: Ms.PressureCooker

White people chillen in their house:

*Silence*

Black people chillen in their house:

*Silence*

*Beep*

Duke: I don't know why, but I am offended.

*Beep*

Duke:😯

Source: shaelovve

*Damian chastises his siblings*

Damian: Stop acting like a fucking hooligan! I know your momma raised you in a barn, but around these parts, we have some decorum, okay.

Source: KHAENOTBAE

Jason: No! Hear me out!

Jason: Why would I write the two essays that I had due 38 minutes ago rather than catch up on my fanfiction?

Jason: A bitch can not be academically sound AND lonely!

Jason: I can't where–I can't wear both of those hats. I'm gonna read a fanfiction in 20,000 words or less by a 15-year-old named Sarah who likes Supernatural. I'm gonna do that.

Source: anania

*Tim hanging out with BatBro and Conner*

Tim: And I ain't never seen three pretty best friends.

Tim: It's always two of them motherfuckers gotta be gay.

BatBro:*screams*

Conner: cUt ThE cAMeRaS!

Source: reganladd

*Bruce tells Tim he needs to get more sleep*

Tim: Duh! DUUUUHHH!!! Okay, duuuuuhhh!

Tim: You. Stupid! FUCK!!!

Source: HRH Memes

Jason: Therapy isn't enough. I need to punch that bitch today. Tomorrow is never promised.

*Walks aggressively towards Bruce's office with Wii Sports fencing music playing*

Source: B. Lee

*BatBro threatening Conner forgetting the Kryptonian is bigger and stronger than him*

BatBro: How you gon snap my neck off? Bitch, you weigh 95 pounds. I'm 5'8 almost 200 pounds. You can't snap my muthafuckin neck off, bitch. You'll be dead by the time you think about snapping my neck off, bitch.

Source: KB AND KARLA

BatBro: It is OTOM🍂. *pose✨*

🐦:*squeak*

BatBro: ¡Callate!

BatBro: My husband is cutting the backyard. So I decided to bless him with my company, even though he DOES NOT deserve me.

*walks in Spanish*

BatBro: I HAVE ARRIVED! 👑

*Conner used to these antics but still looking confused*

*BatBro stands in glam while Conner continues mowing the lawn*

BatBro: Good job!

*glam*

BatBro: Yeah, that's enough.

Source: SHIADANNI

*arguing with BatBro*

Damian: Next time you fucking put your hands on me, I'ma fucking rip off your face, bitch!

Dick: What did he do?

Damian: CAUSE HE FUCKING PUSHED ME...

Source: Nikkibussy084

☀️ | Bat Family | ☀️

☀️ | Masterlists | ☀️

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[blingblong55]

End of year post

Hi Pookies!

I firstly want to thank all of you for being here and following the crazy shit I post on here. It truly is a wonder how quickly you all came to like what I do. 3k of you in such a short time is mad, it truly is and again, thank you from the bottom of my heart. I know halfway through my posting I got accused of outrageous stuff, which of course some believed and those who know the truth know I was just getting harassed by a big creator who I adored at the time but still, through all that most of you stuck with me and that warmed by heart. It means a lot when on bad mental days for me some of you leave, without knowing, messages that remind me to keep going.

It's a beautiful feeling when I get someone to just remind me that a post I made, made their day or that those crazy and weird incorrect quotes are what makes them smile.

Now, to all my 3k pookies, Happy New Year, enjoy this day and expect more of me in this new year. There will be some changes coming which will result in fewer posts in the first few weeks. So sorry in advance. Also, as a Uni student, please remember I am doing my best to balance school, life and this safe space for me.

To my mutuals, I love you, every single one of you. From the ones I interact with the most to the ones I get shy to interact with. And if you've read this far and are asking yourself, 'When the fuck did I follow this crazy bitch and why did she tag me in this?' sorry…but it's the one time I dared to tag you..love ya though. There are a few people that made my time on here the best and for that, sincerely, thank you, you mean the most to me.

With that being said. From my crazy, sad, emotional, happy, horny and funny brain to you, Happy New Year, kisses to you, I love you best x -Kasper

Tagging all my moots:

@warenai @liyanahelena @anonymuslydumb @ana-paulinathe-arts @lesbianslovevaleria @brain-ondrugs @loadedberetta @aethelwyneleigh27. @konigs-whore @soapsgf @the-ineffable-cross  @honestlyhiswife @rockcollector3000 @ghostslillady. @kiw1-qu33r  @mctvsh @soaps-loverrr @yumethefrostypanda @ghostslittlegf @mangowafflesss @cptjohnathanprice @konigsblog @homicidal-slvt @adlerdaduck @in-daddy-price-we-trust @lucyisdoingfine

#kasper writes #happy new year

[fog-and-rust]

Hogwarts Legacy Incorrect Quotes (feat. my Hufflepuff!MC, Ellie)

Sebastian *addressing Ellie and Leander*: Why are you friends?

Leander and Ellie [who are cousins]: *in unison* Poor decisions on our grandparents’ part.

***

Ellie: Professor Fig likes to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe I can be both.

***

[In Feldcroft catacomb, after Sebastian killed Solomon]

Ellie *chasing Sebastian*: GET BACK HERE YOU IDIOT!

Sebastian: LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!

***

Ellie: Amit, say something in Gobbledegook again. It's the entire source of my serotonin during these trying times.

Amit: *sigh* Only for you, my star. Ooooo Baaagaaaaahhh Leooo...

***

Ellie: The saying “it is better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission” no longer applies to Sebastian and Garreth.

***

Amit: I swear to Merlin I'm the only one here with a braincell.

Imelda, Leander, Garreth, Poppy, and Ellie: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

***

Zenobia, gesturing to Ellie: Lucan, look what you did! You made Mom upset!

Lucan: Mom, please don’t cry, we’re sorry!

Zenobia: We’re sorry Mom... :(

Ellie, near tears: I DON’T REMEMBER GIVING BIRTH TO ANY OF YOU!

***

Leander, feeling down: I have the sex appeal of an Arithmancy textbook!

Ellie: I don’t know, I’ve never met anyone that opened an Arithmancy textbook and didn’t say “fuck me”.

***

Hogwarts students (and everyone else): If we’re in trouble, just throw Ellie at the problem, and hope for the best.

***

Ellie: I don’t remember that.

Amit: Do you remember that night last week when you jumped from Astronomy tower and cast Levioso on yourself?

Ellie: ... No.

Leander: Okay, do you remember when you were chased by Chinese Chomping Cabbages around the school?

Ellie: Not especially, no.

Poppy: It was in between those two things.

***

[Some responses to being bitten by Chinese Chomping Cabbage]

Ominis: Rude.

Natty: That's fair.

Leander: Not again.

Sebastian: *bites back*

***

Leander: What did you all do?

Poppy: …

Sebastian: …

Natty: …

Garreth: …

Ellie: …

Amit: You’re not in trouble, we just need to know if we have to lie to the teachers again or not.

Ominis: And if I have to use my relations to save you from being expelled … or being sent to Azkaban.

***

Ellie: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.

Sebastian: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Ominis, do you think I have anger issues?

Ominis: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

***

Poppy: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?

Leander: Um, murder???

Sebastian: Adventuring!

Ellie: Teacher’s assignment.

***

Leander: We need to distract them.

Ellie: Leave it to me.

Ellie: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Poppy & Amit: *immediately begin arguing*

***

[The squad is playing a team sport]

Poppy: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Imelda?

Garreth: Have you ever played a game with Imelda?

Poppy: No…

Garreth: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a graphorn?

[Meanwhile, on the other side of the field]

Imelda, chasing Leander: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!

***

Ellie: *running to the Summoner's Court* Amit just said he doesn’t love me anymore!

Leander & Poppy: What?!

Amit: *following her* I did not say that. I just said that I won’t help with the riddle to Ravenclaw common room just so she can punch Duncan in the face.

#hogwarts legacy #incorrect quotes #hogwarts legacy incorrect quotes #hogwarts legacy mc #sebastian sallow #poppy sweeting #leander prewett #amit thakkar #garreth weasley #imelda reyes #ominis gaunt #zenobia noke #lucan brattleby #duncan hobhouse #natsai onai

[sahinechan]

First years as incorrect quotes pt.2

Jack: Stressed.

Sebek: Depressed.

Ace : Possessed.

Epel: Obsessed.

Mc/Yuu: Impressed.

Deuce: Chicken breast.

Everyone: ...What?

Deuce: I just wanted to join in.

• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •

Mc/Yuu: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Ace and Deuce's convo?

Sebek: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.

Jack: I'm in the washing machine.

Epel: I'm in the closet.

Sebek: We accept you Epel. <3

Epel: No I'm literally in the closet.

Sebek: Love is love. <3

• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •

*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*

Deuce: I will not let you down.

Ace: Sounds fun.

Epel: K.

Sebek: No, I'm not.

Jack: Do I have to be?

Mc/Yuu: Please Sevens, I am so tired.

• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •

Jack: Assert your dominance over your friends by kicking them in the face, and then giving them a little smooch on the forehead!

• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •

Mc/Yuu: Why are you burning our marriage certificate!?

Epel: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt.

• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •

Deuce: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Mc/Yuu: Even better!

Deuce: What did you-

Mc/Yuu: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •

Ace: We need to open this locked door. Epel, give me your credit card.

Epel: Here.

Ace, pocketing it: Thanks. Ortho, break down the door.

• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •

Mc/Yuu: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it’s so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason.

• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •

Mc/Yuu: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!

Ace: Bet you I can!

Epel: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •

Grim: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?

Ortho: What the hell!?

Grim: Oh, sorry, my bad.

Grim, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson?

Ortho, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •

Mc/Yuu: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Jack: It was me...

Mc/Yuu: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •

Deuce: Hey, are you okay?

Mc/Yuu: Yeah.

Deuce: You don't look okay...

Mc/Yuu: Then stop looking.

• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •

Mc/Yuu: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.

• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •

Just for fun!! Thank to those who follows me, oh my- bzjsnz

#disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland #twst #twst incorrect quotes #twisted wonderland x mc #twst yuu #twst mc #ace trappola #deuce spade #jack howl #epel felmier #sebek zigvolt #ortho shroud #twst grim #twisted wonderland yuu

[smilingformoney]

Incorrect Quotes: Soul of Ice/Professor Snape II Edition

Severus: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?

Abbie: Well, how would you like me to mock you? I take requests.

Severus: What's going on?

Abbie: Teenage rebellion.

Severus: [sighs] What did I say to you this time?

Abbie: I'm going the fight the next person who insults my father. 

Severus: I hate myself. 

Abbie: Alright, square up.

Severus: [gently taps table]

Abbie: [taps back]

Lucius: What are they doing?

Persephone: Morse code.

Severus: [aggressively taps table]

Abbie: [slams hands down] YOU TAKE THAT BACK —

Sephy: You remind me of the ocean.

Severus: Because I’m deep and mysterious?

Sephy: No.

Sephy: Because you are full of salt and you scare people.

Severus: Now, Abbie, before I leave, you are not to partake in any of the following.

Severus: Drugs, kissing, tattoos, piercings, ritualistic animal sacrifices, cooking.

Severus:

Severus: Oh my god, I’m giving you ideas.

Sephy: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Severus: I wake up at 4.30am.

Sephy: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

Lucius: What did you two do?

Abbie: …

Draco: …

Lucius: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know whether I need to lie to the Aurors again or not.

Sirius: Were you dropped on your head as a child?

Severus: Bold of you to assume I was even held.

Sirius: …

Severus: …

Sephy: Severus, we’ve talked about this.

Abbie: Any idiot would know that!

Harry: I knew that!

Abbie: See?

Sephy: Who traumatised you?

Severus: Do you want a list?

Sephy, sharpening a knife: Yes, actually.

Abbie: You’re not jealous, are you?

Draco: No!

Abbie: Good, because I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful.

Severus: WHOEVER MADE THIS MESS IS GOING TO —

Abbie: It was me.

Severus: …be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

Severus: I expected better from you.

Abbie: Well that was your fault lmao I got nothing to do with that

Severus: If a stranger came up to you and said “I’m your dad’s friend, he told me to pick you up,” what would you say?

Abbie: I’d say, “You’re lying, my dad doesn’t have any friends!”

Severus: Not where I was going, but okay.

Severus: You’re annoying.

Abbie: But you love me!

Severus: That doesn’t make you any less annoying.

Abbie, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Draco, in a low voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

Severus: What the fuck are you two doing?

Abbie: Playing systematic oppression.

Abbie, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahaha.

Severus: Do you think other people can’t hear you?

Sephy: What if we went to dinner… not as friends?

Severus: As enemies?!

Sephy: 🤦🏼‍♀️

Sephy: Severus and I are dating.

James: [gasp]

Sirius: [gasp]

Remus: [gasp]

Severus: [gasp]

Sephy: Sev, come on.

Severus: Sorry, I’m still surprised.

Severus: [refusing to go to bed]

Sephy: Sev, you need to sleep. I don’t want to press charges.

Severus: ???

Sephy: For resisting a rest.

Sephy: Absolutely not.

Abbie: 🥺

Sephy: What did I say about those puppy dog eyes?

Abbie, sadly: It only works on Dad.

Sephy: You gotta walk in rooms like the gods sent you.

Severus: As a punishment.

Sephy: Can you turn on the lights?

Severus: I don’t need to. You’re the only light I need in my life.

Sephy: Darling, that's really sweet but I can’t see.

Severus: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

Severus: I love you, Abbie.

Abbie: Love you too, Dad.

[silence]

Severus: We both love you as well, Sephy.

Sephy: Thanks, I was feeling left out.

Severus: That’s ridiculous! Lucius isn’t in love with me!

Sephy: Yes, he is.

Narcissa: Yes, he is.

Lucius: Yes, I am.

Abbie: I should have my father kill you for that.

Severus: [bursting in] Who am I killing?

Abbie: What? No, I was joking.

Severus: [drawing his wand] I wasn’t.

Severus: You know, you can’t just walk in here and expect everyone to like you, you’re not Abbie.

Lucius: Not everybody likes Abbie.

Severus: Who doesn’t?!

Lucius: What?

Severus: Names! I want names!

Sephy: Can you carry this for me?

Severus: I don’t know if I can, I can barely carry the weight of my own sins.

Sephy: Just carry the damn book, Sev.

Sephy: I know everything about you.

Severus: Oh yeah? What am I allergic to?

Sephy: Being appreciated and thanked for helping others.

Severus: What’s that?

Sephy: It’s my to-do list.

Severus: It just has my name on it.

Sephy: Yes.

Abbie: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Severus: You’re a hazard to society.

Sephy: And a coward. Do twenty.

Sephy: I think we can be evil, as a treat.

Severus: We?

Sephy: We :)

Draco: Do it or you’re straight.

Abbie: [loud gasp]

Abbie: Look under there.

Harry: Under where?

Abbie: You fool. You absolute moron. You are such a monumental idiot that you don't even realize what you just said. I am a verbal magician —

Abbie: If Mum and I were both drowning, who would you save?

Severus: I don't know, both of you?

Abbie: No, you could only save one of us.

Severus: Well, I would probably save your mother because she can't swim that well and I happen to know you're an excellent swimmer.

Abbie: Suppose I was holding an anchor. Who would you save then?

Severus: Well, why don't you let go of the anchor?

Abbie: It's a family heirloom.

Severus: I'm leaving.

Severus: [fully immersed in a new book, listening to classical music, very focused]

Abbie: [upside down on the couch] Do you think ducks have feelings?

Sephy, admiring a sleeping Severus: You’re so cute.

Severus, sleepily: I could beat you up.

Sephy, lovingly: I know.

Narcissa: You know, Severus gives Persephone flowers all the time, I wish you’d do that too.

Lucius: Okay.

[later]

Lucius: [gives Persephone flowers]

Persephone: ?? Thank? You??

Lucius: I am just as confused as you are.

Abbie: I don’t like men.

Draco: You’re a MISANDRIST?!

Severus: Has anyone seen my top?

Lucius: Persephone is in the other room.

Severus: Excuse me?! I’m a switch and you fucking know it!

Abbie: I’m begging you, just be cool.

Draco: Hey, who’s cooler than me?

Abbie: Everyone.

Abbie: If I'm paying rent, I expect some basic fucking privacy!

Severus: You don't pay rent.

Abbie: AND I WON'T!

Severus: You want me to have friends. The thing that killed Julius Caesar.

#severus snape #pro snape #dad snape #snape x oc #incorrect quotes #incorrect Severus Snape quotes #incorrect hp quotes #incorrect soul of ice quotes

[intrepidacious]

hi! ok I just wanted to ask someone who knows how tumblr works haha

so I found someone who writes amazing content so I decided to follow them. I binged lots of their fics earlier today and when I checked their profile again later, their profile doesn’t show. It seems they might have blocked me and I don’t know why :( I commented that I loved their fics and the comments are removed. my profile has my age and I am decently active on reposting & commenting on fics. This happened to me one other time too so I just am confused I guess :( I tried to message them but it said it wouldn’t go through so that makes me think I’m blocked? I guess I don’t know why a couple people blocked me? Just kinda made me sad bc I really enjoy their work but now I won’t be able to see anymore ☹️😢

happy to!! 💛

first thing you gotta remember that in all likelihood, your getting blocked is nothing personal. reasons for blocking someone on tumblr include but aren't limited to:

you don't have your age (range) listed in your bio/clearly visible on your blog

the age you have listed doesn't adhere to boundaries a blog has set (f.e. you're a minor, or it only says "18+" which i know many writers don't accept)

your blog is completely empty i.e. you don't post/reblog stuff

you don't reblog other people's writing

you spam like posts

you've never changed the default icon/header to something else

people don't vibe with the things you reblog

your theme is a colour they don't like

a lot of the time, it comes down to everyone's preferences. god knows i've been blocked by people and didn't understand why, but frankly it's none of my business. most likely, you won't ever find out, either. everyone is creating their own online space, and sometimes that means having a quick blocking finger. i'm sorry that you won't be able to read those stories anymore but you have to accept creators' boundaries.

however, there are some things you can do and try to prevent getting blocked in the future. these are only a couple of suggestions around tumblr etiquette i've picked up on over the years; if anyone else wants to chip in here, please do!!

1. make sure your blog is, by all appearances, that of a human being

this might sound stupid because of course, you are a human, but with the recent bot wars it's all the more important to double check for red flags.

check your url. does it include a random string of numbers, lots of dashes, just a name and an adjective? all of these have been indicative of porn bots and people might block you on sight.

change your icon and your header. yes, both of them. there are lots of creators on here who make wonderful fandom related headers and icons, or you can create your own with canva. just be sure to follow creators' rules and preferably reblog their creation

change your blog title. if your account is new, it will just say "untitled", which is another indication you might not be a human. use quotes, song lyrics, anything you enjoy

add a bio. this is where you put your name or nickname (you can make one up) age, age range, links to second blogs (if applicable), more quotes, whatever. i prefer my bio short and to the point, but that doesn't have to be you.

important: do this for all blogs and side blogs you use regularly. if you have a second blog for reblogging fics, you need to put up your age there as well, or at least visibly link to your main blog so creators can see you're not a minor. the harder it is to verify that you're an adult, the more likely it is that you will get blocked

2. know the different kinds of interactions on tumblr and navigate them well

there's a difference between liking, commenting, reblogging, and reposting, and it's important. lots of people use reblogging and reposting interchangeably, but that's actually incorrect and can lead to serious mishaps. let's dissect them one by one.

liking.

you're familiar with the like from other social media platforms. you tap a post twice or hit the little heart at the bottom of the post and it's added to your likes. wonderful, right? well. tumblr is a little different.

tumblr doesn't have an algorithm. let me say that again. there is no algorithm on tumblr. i guess there is, on the for you page, but that doesn't count because it's really shit. the only important thing on tumblr is your dashboard, and your dashboard only shows original posts and the reblogs of those posts from people you follow.

no one cares about your likes. your likes don't do shit. that's why creatives on here keep talking about reblogs. you need to reblog things on tumblr in order for them to get seen. it's a snowballing effect. likes are nice and all, but they're private. they're not contributing to a story or an artwork being seen by more people. they're essentially empty interaction. what's more, should a post get deleted for whatever reason, that post is gone for you forever.

i know some people use their likes as bookmarks for things they want to look at later, but i would strongly urge you not to do that. people block serial likers, because most of the time it is, sadly, very unlikely that they will come back and actually interact with the post again. that's just the way it is. we can thank tiktok and instagram for that. again, tumblr doesn't have an algorithm. if you want to genuinely support and encourage people on here, you need to do more than liking.

commenting.

this is a step up from liking, because you're actually interacting now. a comment will show up in the activity of the person whose post you left it on and of the original poster (op)—more on that distinction in a minute. comments are encouraged especially on ask/answer type posts, or as a reply to an earlier reblog.

when it comes to fanfic, there are, again, pros and cons. you can only leave a comment from your main blog, which means that even if you have a second account where you reblog fics, there's not necessarily a link between the two. this can lead to your getting blocked if you've never reblogged a fic to your main blog. on the other hand, if people comment on your fic without reblogging it, but they do reblog other people's fics, that can also rub creators the wrong way because it creates a strange sort of hierarchy: why those fics? why not mine?

important thing to note: i am not saying that to make anyone feel bad about "just" commenting, i just want you to be aware that this might go on in a creator's head. it has in mine. i'm very aware that this is a me problem, but it's also a reason why people might get blocked out of the blue, which is why i wanted to bring it up.

reblogging.

ah yes, reblogging. reblogging is the thing that makes tumblr tumblr, and it's so easy to do. you just hit the little 🔁 symbol at the bottom of the post, and boom, it's reblogged to your own blog. everyone who follows you can now see it on their dashboard, and if they reblog it, their followers can see it, and so on and so forth. every time someone reblogs a post from you, you will get a notification in your activity, and so will the op.

reblogs are the heart and soul of tumblr. yes, original posts are (usually) individual creations, but the community aspect of this site is born through the reblog. there are different variations on how to reblog. all are valid, because all help spreading posts around.

the empty reblog is the quickest option. there's literally a quick reblog option on mobile: if you hold your finger on the reblog button for a second or so, you will see your icon appear. if you swipe in that direction, the post gets immediately reblogged to your blog. something similar can be done on desktop with the xkit browser extension. it's fast, it's easy, it gets the job done. it's perfect for when you like a post but don't have anything specific to say/reply.

the reblog with tags is the second fastest option. tags, on tumblr, are sort of the sotto voce version of comments. yes, you can use tagging to organise your blog and make your posts easily findable (is that a word?) but the real fun begins when little asides are added. you can keysmash in the tags. you can put your thoughts in the tags. you can go full caps without it looking overwhelming in the actual post. if you're just starting to comment on things, the tags are a great place to start, because the actual post will keep looking the same; the tags are just a little additional bonus for both you and the creator. this is what you would use for the majority of posts that aren't works of art in any way, too, like text posts you want to find again, polls, photographs etc.

the reblog with additions though? oh boy. that's the real stuff. imagine it as clipping on your thoughts to the post, right there for everyone to see. you can add gifs, and memes, and change the font, and change the colour, and scream, and keysmash, and ramble without limitations. it's like catnip for the op. if you reblog a fic, a moodboard, a piece of art, a gifset, whatever it is, and you put your thoughts underneath? man, it's amazing.

side note: if you're new to commenting on people's fics and you don't know what to say, i highly recommend referring to this post. (btw i linked my reblog so it can act as an example of the different forms of adding to a post: there were other reblogs before mine, and i've added tags. useful in its content and as an example!!)

reposting.

this is where we need to be careful. reblogs are great. reposts are theft. where's the difference? reposting refers to you copying another creator's work, whatever it may be, and creating a new post without any indication to the original person's efforts. even if you do include their url, you will most likely get reported and blocked. because now, you've become the op of this copied post, and the actual creator will get absolutely nothing.

you will most likely have seen banners in fic communities that state something along the lines of "don't copy or translate any of my work to this or any other site". that's what this refers to. this would also include the following:

posting another writer's story to ao3/wattpad/another fic site of your choice without their permission. you can absolutely never do this. "but what if"—NO. never. fullstop.

some creators allow translations of their work, but you can only ever share those with their explicit permission and proper credit.

saving a gif to use without linking back to the artist. this is maybe my biggest gripe. yes, i know this site sucks at making gifs searchable, but still, you can't do this. and no, "credit goes to the original artist" doesn't count, where did that bullshit even come from? it makes me so mad. that's not giving credit, that's being lazy.

3. be nice, and have fun

this is fandom, and it's supposed to be a hobby. this is supposed to be a good time. none of us are getting paid for any of this. yes, we're all passionate about what we do, whether we're looking at other people's creations or we make them ourselves. we're fans of that common thing, and isn't that great?

just a little more internet etiquette that's not really tumblr specific but could be a good reminder for everyone:

not everything is for you, and that's okay

if something's not for you, scroll away

if you don't like what someone is posting, ignore them. mute them. block them.

do not ever, and i mean ever, send anyone hate. you don't know who's on the other side of the screen. block them and move on. life's too fucking short.

don't correct people's grammar/spelling. only assholes do that. if you can't help yourself and they're a person you've interacted with before, shoot them a private message and be nice about it.

don't offer unsolicited advice. i don't care if you want to give constructive criticism to help the other person. unless they've explicitly asked you to do that, don't. you'll get blocked so quick, and you'll ruin someone's day.

if you're reading a fic that's not finished yet, don't ask for an update. yes, you're excited for the story to continue. but "part 2", "when's the next chapter out", "more please" and so on are all things that put pressure on creators whether that's your intention or not. it gives us the impression that what we've already put out is never enough. and that sucks. by all means, be excited about what comes next, but not like this.

read!! old!! fics!!!! the beauty of tumblr being the way it is is that there's zero shame in interacting with older posts. it's not like you're liking a seven year old post on instagram. in fact, if you're commenting on a seven year old fic/gifset/moodboard/artwork on tumblr, i can guarantee you're gonna make that creator's day.

i'm absolutely positive that i've forgotten something in this post even though it's longer than several of my wips, so if any of my moots want to add something that'd be great!! in fact i'm gonna tag some of you because you know what? if you've read all of this you deserve a kiss. have a wonderful day 💛

@marvelettesassemblenow @barnesafterglow @imaginearyparties @aphrogeneias @brandycranby @writing-for-marvel @foreverindreamlandd @sanguineterrain @demxters @wildlivelychild

#inbox

[iwonderwh0]

I feel like I should finally make a post to pin.

Second blog about cults: @iwonderh0w

General info

This is mostly dbh-centric blog. If it matters, a list of ships I personally like (but you don't have to) is as follows: con700 (Connor x PM700), hankcon (also like them just platonic), connorkus, rk1k, perkins900 (I can explain). I feel like I forgot something, but anyways.

Here on this blog I like Amanda, Android!Alice, revengeful Daniel, angst and hurt of any kind, android gore, androids being androids and...you got the idea.

Also here I really love platonic (not romantic and not familial) context of Hank and Connor and use #platoniconk to mark those posts. (Here more about this tag) and #connorank for hostile/tense interpretation (not friends nor really like each-other or straight out hate each-other guts)

Please, do not tag my posts with them as something like "dad moment" or anything implying father-son roles. I won't hunt nor block you for that, just hope you'll be nice enough not to do that. This interpretation makes me uncomfortable and I don't want to see it attached to my own posts. You can think whatever you want, just don't tag it for me to see. Btw, if you do like father&son interpretation you may want to look for #anderfam tag used by other blogs, or, if you're like me you can filter it instead

Tags I use semi-frequently:

#dbh headcanons

#eggtime - reblogged art that features skinless androids 🥰

#dbh incorrects quotes

#Fic ideas that I'll never write - for plot ideas I want to get out of my system. If you like them, feel free to use them as prompts, and if you do, please send me a link because I'd love to read them :^)

#pocket ghost (and main menu post for this) - One of that plot idea that has a special place in my heart and has lead to me writing a couple of scenes. Possibly I'll write more

#snippets from my notes - for fic-like scenes, but out of context. This tag exists because I'm incapable of writing an actual fic, but still want to share scenes that accumulate in my phone notes

#single mind multiple bodies - tag for this fascinating concept that I use

#androids - general tag for my android fascination

#movies about androids - just me watching related movies and commenting them in a post (includes spoilers)

#3d sculpting - I sculpted some of the character's heads. Perhaps I'll do that again

#rigging connor (won't use it anymore) - documentation my progress with rigging original Connor model. The result of it you can see here. Dm me if you want this rig for your renders and I'll be glad to share in exchange for a mention (if you happen to post any renders with it)

I have a lot of shit untagged even if it matches the criteria above, so, I'm sorry, I'm not exactly organised.

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I don't like headcanon wars and will ask you to leave if you act hostile towards any of the headcanons/ships/those who hc and ship them, even if I personally don't even share them myself, so be aware and act nice.

[blackwell-academys-airdrop]

Hello. I just want to say that you’re probably one of my favourite LIS accounts here. You’re very funny. Love your work. Stay Hella. Sorry, I couldn’t resist.

... You have no idea how much this means to me.

Like seriously. I started this blog in mid-2019 cuz I wanted somewhere to put my doofy LIS incorrect quotes that wasn't my main cuz I didn't wanna clog it up too much. (Which is a bad way to think about your main, but I digress.) I did not expect to get like a thousand followers over the course of a year. And now 2 thousand, even though I've been posting very sporadically over the past couple years now.

I love Life Is Strange. I love it with my whole heart. And I know it's going to break my heart, which is probably why I haven't actually played BTS yet, and why it took me three years to replay the first game. So I guess I try not to think about it. And that's probably why I don't post as much here as I used to or as I'd like to. I still love this fandom, but I haven't hyperfixated on LIS in a goodly while.

I've got projects that I've promised you guys, and some I haven't, and I want to follow through and complete them or at least post what I have of them. WAIT HOLD ON I DID HOST THE THING ON THE PLACE I've gotta find that old post hold on. But before that I'm gonna finish my thoughts here.

I'm working on a lot of things simultaneously, and right now I'm working on a really big non-LIS project that I want to start posting in a couple months. So yeah. Take my excuses as you will. But I promise, I promise with my whole heart, that I will not leave these projects unfulfilled.

...Anyway I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make this about me. I'm just so grateful for you, and for your kindness (I've seen you in my notes a fair bit and I love seeing your own posts ^w^), and for the rest of you who leave tags or comments or reblogs or asks or likes or what have you. Even if you just browse without saying or doing anything. Thank you so much.

I wish I had more to show for those of you who've cared enough to stay.

Still.

Thank you.

Stay hella.

#ask #technically not lis #long post #queue #I'm not crying you're crying

[wifelinkmtg]

you guys i’m starting to think magic story might not be that good

I’m really really happy the Phyrexia essay found its intended audience, and i’m glad it resonated so deeply with so many of you! People have asked me if they can quote it or lift concepts from it, and the answer is yes, absolutely! Please attribute it to me if you do, and if you want to send me whatever you’re using it in I would love to read it, though that’s optional. That’s the first thing.

The second thing is, man, was March of the Machine story a wet dud or what? I try to set my expectations low with official WotC stuff, but I did not have them set anywhere near low enough. Consequently, it’s been difficult to muster the energy lately to do things on this blog because, like, jeez, what an unceremonious and largely consequence-free waste of potential all of that was (except for the Ixalan story. The Ixalan story had everything: amazing kaiju fights [sorry Ikoria] and Magic’s best lesbian couple [sorry Gruulfriends, also congrats Gruulfriends.] “But what about the Ravnica story?” you, an incorrect person, say, “I thought the Ravnica story was really good,” you continue, incorrectly. The Ravnica story was very bad! It had really good ideas in it, but it was exceedingly-poorly written. My most charitable interpretation is that there was a miscommunication, and the author expected there would be a thorough editorial pass, and instead they just published it as-is. Sad! I would have really enjoyed a well-written version of that story. </hater>) But also it’s been difficult to muster enthusiasm to do Magic stuff lately because of WotC’s extracurriculars (increasingly-predatory attempts to more thoroughly monetize D&D, the fucking thing with the fucking Pinkertons.) But today I took an Adderall because it’s one of the rare days I actually have to focus on a task at work, and I’m using the residual focus to post an overdue update here, hello!

And I’m not done with this blog! Far from it. I’m going to keep posting dumb horny card art reviews here, for sure, but here’s some other stuff you can expect to see in the next few months or so:

1. a follow-up to the Phyrexia essay digging into the question of what a “fascist aesthetic” is, what it’s for in fiction, what it means to enjoy things that contain those elements. I think this is a really interesting topic with a lot of depth and hopefully nuance to it, and I really only skirted it in the original essay, and oh man did people have things to say about that (most of them polite). I addressed a similar topic previously on this blog when I talked about the conquistador vampires in Ixalan, but I don’t think I’m satisfied with that post. I think we can also talk about how we engage with a text, and how we engage with a text like Magic: the Gathering specifically. This is a lot to cover, and it may end up getting trimmed down, or I may succumb entirely to the seduction of scope creep. Who can say!

2. an essay on chivalry in its historical contexts, how it’s been used, what purposes it serves in a society (its role, for instance, in sustaining white supremacy in America), and what it means when we encounter it in “sword lesbian” media (the Locked Tomb books, Revolutionary Girl Utena, etc.) This is going to require a great deal of research and I have no idea what my ultimate conclusion will be, but it’s a topic I’m personally very invested in for a whole host of reasons.

3, maybe. I’ve been toying with the idea of writing MtG fic for a while, because they keep wasting potential and I think I could do a better job. If I do, I’ll post it here, but no promises. Fiction isn’t my main genre, and fanfic isn’t something I’ve gotten seriously into before, despite being on tumblr since 2011. But someone needs to do Avacyn justice, so we’ll see.

4. other writing. I’m a lightly-published poet in real life, and I’m currently working on my first chapbook, so maybe I’ll try putting some of it on tumblr, and since this blog’s readership has surpassed my personal, I guess? I’d put it here? Or, possibly, the short horror stories I infrequently write. Again, we’ll see.

5. Obviously I’m going to keep doing the horny Magic card art reviews. I’m not feeling the new stuff right now, but there’s a lot of older sets I haven’t done yet. The Tarkir block is next - and in fact, I think that will be the next post on this blog. I think it’s time we started appreciating Monastery Swiftspear for more than her brutal efficiency in aggro decks, because frankly she’s a snack and this should be acknowledged.

Anyway, thank you all for reading, hit me up if you wanna play some Commander, and I’ll see y’all in the next one!

[that-weird-skeleton-bastard]

🐑Cult of the lamb incorrect quotes ❤️ (Ratau squad edition + Lambert)

Shrumy: Flinky and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us. Lambert: What did you do? Shrumy: They chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and- Flinky: *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?

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Lambert: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection? Flinky: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.

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Klunko : When Shrumy was born, the gods said, "They're too perfect for this world." Flinky: Please. When they were born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."

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Lambert: I regret nothing!!! Ratau: I regret everything!!!

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Ratau: All snacks are gone. Flinky: I AM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE?!

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Lambert: You need to stop swearing so much. Shrumy: Shut the fuck up. Lambert: Yeah, that's not how you do it. Shrumy: Alright sorry. It's just that it's hard not to swear. The words just creep up on me when I least expect it. Lambert: Now now, don't be like that. Just replace the swear words with 'beep' and you'll be fine. Shrumy: Shit the beep up. Lambert: Shrumy: SHUT, DAMMIT! I MEANT SHUT!

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Lambert: Will Shrumy be okay? Ratau: He won’t be when I find him.

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Ratau: *falls down the stairs* Lambert: Are you okay? Shrumy: Stop falling down the stairs! Flinky: How’d the ground taste?

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Ratau: Do you even know what an amulet is? Shrumy: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions! Ratau: Shrumy, those are omelettes. Shrumy: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.

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Shrumy: Lambert learned how to fold origami penguins from Ratau the other day. I told them, “I feel a little bad for the penguins, it’s hot here”, and the next day they put them in the fridge.

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Lambert: Do you want this handful of moss? Shrumy: Why would I want a handful of fucking moss? Lambert: Damn, you could’ve just said no.

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Ratau: Silence is golden. Flinky: Duct tape is silver.

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Flinky, in the hospital: Will you visit me when I get out? Shrumy: Lol nah, I hate graveyards.

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Lambert: DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT JOKE WAS FUNNY? IT WASNT. NOBODY IS LAUGHING. Lambert: *pulls up a graph* THIS IS WHEN YOU TOLD YOUR JOKE, YOU HAVE SINGLE HANDEDLY RUINED COMEDY! IVE ALSO ASKED MANY COMEDY SCHOLARS ON THEIR OPINION OF YOUR JOKE AND THIS IS WHAT THEY HAD TO SAY! Ratau: I've been researching comedy for the past 20 years, and I have genuinely never seen a joke this bad. We have used quantum physics to look into alternate universes to see every joke made, and yours was still by far the worst. Lambert: CONGRATULATIONS! YOUVE SINGLE HANDEDLY CREATED THE WORST JOKE IN HUMAN HISTORY! HERES A MEDAL! *pulls up a horrible ms paint drawn star that says "you need help*

(Lambert when a follower asks to "prank" another follower by KILLING THEM)

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Lambert: PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE. Ratau: You know there are other ways to say you want McDonalds. Lambert: FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME— Ratau: *sigh* What do you want? Lambert: Chicken nuggets please.

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Ratau: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. The Squad: Awwww- Ratau: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything." The Squad: Oh.

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Lambert: I drink to forget but I always remember. Shrumy: You're drinking orange juice.

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Ratau: Here are two pictures. one of them is your room, and the other is the garbage dump. Flinky: *points at a picture* That one is the dump. Ratau: tHEY'RE BOTH YOUR ROOM!

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Flinky: What's worse than a heartbreak? Klunko & bop: Stepping on a cat's tail and not being able to explain that you're sorry.

❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️

#cult of the lamb #cotl incorrect quotes #cotl meme #cotl shitpost #Ratau squad #rat dad #cotl ratau

[ronance4everbrainrot]

Stranger Things incorrect quote generator (feat. Sapphic Senate, Scoops Troops and a Surprise)

Pt 16

Sapphic Senate

Vickie: Where is Robin?

Nancy: I'll do you one better, who is Robin??

Chrissy: Here's a better question, why is Robin?

(I mean that's like S3 if Vickie already exited there and they (Vickie and Robin) knew each other)

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Chrissy: Hey Nancy, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.

Nancy, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?

Chrissy: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Nancy!

Bonus:

(Form the generator) *minutes later*

Chrissy: Get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter!

(Chrissy is like. No guns, but yes to hitting people with the car 💪)

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Robin: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.

Robin: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*

Bonus:

Nancy: ...

Nancy: I want that one

(Same 😪)

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Robin: I'm hot, I’m tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc.

(We've found the most canon version of this 💪 I love her so much)

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Chrissy: You don't need my blessing to go kiss Robin. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Robin!

Nancy: Nope.

Chrissy: In that case, as the archbishop of Nancy's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Robin right on the lips!!!

(I feel like Chrissy was Robin's first girlfriend and that's why Nancy asked her)

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Robin: *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Remember when I said I’d tell you when we’re in too deep?

Nancy: Yes?

Robin: We’re in too deep.

(They met some people in a gay bar and Robin said that she's like an expert at this, and know they somehow ended up here.. Idk)

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Nancy: I don't follow the rules. I follow dogs on social media.

(She absolutely would, have you seen her with Max's dog 🥺 also are they okay? The dog? Are they alive and safe? 😟😔)

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Nancy: Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things.

Robin, entering in an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too.

Chrissy: Wow, Nancy was late too! What a coincidence!

(The radio was on and George Michael gave them a short visit)

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Chrissy: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

(She (well all of them) steals Robin's hoodies and then slaps her with them, until Buff Robin picks her up and throws her over the shoulder and she just keeps slapping her back telling Robin to out her down while giggling. Nancy was totally not jealous [probably was before Ronance started dating])

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Vickie: Robin! What did I tell you about lying?

Robin, looking down: ...That it only works on Chrissy.

(Either Chrissy can smell a lie miles away or she doesn't suspect a thing)

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Vickie: Robin, no.

Robin: Robin, yes.

Bonus:

--

Nancy: Robin, no.

Robin: Robin, no.

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Chrissy: Robin, yes. >:3

Robin: Robin, yes. >:3

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Robin: If we lose, you’re out of the will.

Chrissy: I was in the will?

(you'd probably get some of her clothes)

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Chrissy: Don’t preach to me about romance, Vickie. I had a three-way in a hot-air balloon.

(I was so shocketh when that showed up, like damn....do I wanna know with who?)

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Vickie: Didn't you die?!

Chrissy: That was weeks ago, dude. Things change.

(Vickie saw that news that Chrissy died (Vecna'd) but then Chrissy shows up when Vickie wants to get a roommate and boom)

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Chrissy: Hold on! I’m having one of those things... a headache with pictures.

Nancy: What the fuck?

Vickie: They’re having an idea.

(Is is really a good idea for her to have an idea?)

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Chrissy: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".

(Robin was so heartbroken that she didn't come up with that joke, but she still high fived Chrissy)

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Robin: Don't go to the kitchen.

Chrissy: Why?

Robin: I saw a spider.

Chrissy: Well, did you kill it?

Robin: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...

(I completely agree with you Robin 😖)

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Robin: I’ve never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.

(I want brownies 😪)

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Robin: Are you tall enough to play basketball though?

Nancy: Are you calling me short?

Robin: I'm calling you vertically challenged.

(I love her heights)

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Robin, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?!

Vickie, standing in front of Robin: *bites into the whole KitKat bar like a heathen*

Robin, crying: Please...stop...

(I don't know what you did Robin, but Vickie is trying to make you regret it)

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Robin: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.

(Nancy: Yes)

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[Scoops Troops]

Erica: God, I love Robin.

Dustin: Yeah, you fucking better.

(Everyone should love Robin)

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Erica: You’re mean!

Steve: You’re meaner!

Erica: Yeah, well, you’re ugly too!

Steve: You’re uglier!

Erica: You’re a dumbass!

Steve: You’re a dumberass!

Erica: You think “dumberass” is a good insult!

(Ah yes, a normal day with Erica and Steve)

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Dustin: You're pathetic!

Steve: You're pathetic-er!

Erica: You're both losers.

(Well Erica would say that but it's not true, Dustin is no loser)

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Robin: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.

Dustin: How so?

Robin: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

(*nods head in agreement*)

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Robin: My father's name was just mine as well, so I'm technically Robin Jr.

Steve: But who comes up when you look up Robin on Google?

Dustin: That's what I thought!

Steve: One Robin to rule them all!

(Robin was named after her father in my AU now, so her father's name is Robin)

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Steve: We should normalize not loving family members.

Robin: You can just say: “I hate my dumb fuck mother” or whatever. Talk like a normal person!

(We hate Robin's mother (from my AU) in this house)

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Steve: *Locks Robin in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.

Robin: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?

(Steve would do that and Robin would say that)

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Robin: Why aren’t you sleeping?

Erica: I’m too busy plotting your murder to sleep, Robin.

Robin:

Erica: ...The nightmares.

Robin: *wrapping their arms around Erica* Awwww, sweetie-

(🥺 that's exactly what happened in my AU)

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Dustin: You're smiling. What happened?

Erica: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?

Robin: Steve tripped and fell down the stairs today.

(Robin is trying to not laugh tho)

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Dustin: Erica...

Erica: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.

(She probably was mean to Steve. Understandable tho)

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Dustin: Life is like Erica. It's short.

Bonus: (from the generator)

Erica: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

(How dare you, Dustin 😑, also I'm like one inch shorter then her 😪😂)

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Steve: The Ocean is a soup.

Dustin:

Dustin: Do elaborate.

Steve: What are needed for something to be a soup?

Dustin: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.

Steve: *Tilts head*

Dustin: The Ocean is a Soup.

Steve: The Ocean is a Soup.

(Just do a smartass and a dumbass having a conversation)

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Steve: Met a dumbass today. Awful.

Robin: You looked in a mirror?

Steve: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful.

(She shall never, she is blessed and God loves her, as does Satan, she's loved by everyone... Besides her own mother...and stupid asshole like Jason, but they are not important)

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Steve: You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?

Robin: Making four accounts.

Steve, tearing up: Really...?

(Platonic with a capital P Soulmates 😭❤️✨ God i love that quote)

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Robin: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.

(Santana, my love (well it was bitch and not badass, but still) 😔❤️ I would love for her and Robin to meet)

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Steve: I give up. I am so tired.

Robin: Get the emergency supply!

Erica: *carries Dustin and places them in front of Steve*

Dustin: *smiles*

Steve: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

(I love Dustin's smile 😭🥺 He's so adorable ❤️✨ it could safe me too 😪)

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Robin: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.

Erica: What changed your mind?

Robin: Oh, I still think you're a bitch. I've just grown to like that about you.

(just bitches hanging out 💪)

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Erica: Without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world.

Robin: Thank you for your sacrifice, Steve.

(Yes, thank you 💪😔)

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Erica: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea.

Robin: Well then whose is it?

Erica, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know!

(One of Ronance's children didn't clean up after themselves. Smh 😪)

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Erica, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child.

Steve, entering the room with a small cut on their ankle: Who the f-

(She's been hanging out with Max too much)

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Steve: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!

Robin: You left me, Erica, and Dustin in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.

Steve: I did that on purpose, try again.

(Why were you there at 2 am tho? Is Walmart open at 2 am? I'm not American so idk)

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Erica: Steve won’t wake up, what do I do?

Robin: Did you try kicking them?

Erica: Yes.

Robin: I’m out of ideas.

(Cold water ✨)

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Steve: Hey, no, you stay out of this, this is between me and Dustin!

Robin: So Dustin knows about this?

Steve, walking away: No, this is between me and me!

(He's moping about Dustin hanging out with Eddie but he doesn't want to talk to Robin about it)

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Steve: I still don’t have a New Year’s resolution.

Robin: You could lose a few.

Dustin: You could be less lazy.

Erica: Don’t be such a bitch.

Steve: Okay DAMN, SHIT.

(oop)

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Robin: Erica and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.

Erica: We what?

(Robin, no.)

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Steve: Tommorrow's garbage day.

Erica: I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.

(Robin tells her to stop being mean to Steve, but high fives her in secret lol)

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Dustin: *sighs* I have no friends...

Steve:

Steve: *coughs* Bitch, what am I? A roach?!

(S3... But well Dustin actually knew he had a friend because he went to Steve himself.. But still lol)

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[Surprise]

Eleanor: What? I'm not aggressive!

Robin: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?

Eleanor: Survival of the fittest, bitch.

(I love do revenge so much 😭✨)

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Eleanor: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?

(literally canon)

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Eleanor: Nancy, gather the others. We need to have another Robin-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.

(I need a fanfiction where they are twins 😳😭)

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Eleanor: We’re having a moment, aren’t we?

Nancy: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.

(Nancy would for some reason dislike Eleanor at first..idk why.. Or maybe she doesn't.. Idk tho, just had a feeling)

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[The Maya-verse]

Robin: It's locked. You got a lock pick?

Maya: Yeah-

Eleanor: *kicks in the door*

(I knows she's in more stuff but I've only seen two things from where she's in)

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MEleanor: Robin, what do you have?

Robin: A KNIFE!

Eleanor: Okay, have fu-

Maya: NO!

(Love that "Okay, have fun")

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Eleanor: How would you like your coffee?

Robin: As dark as my soul.

Eleanor: Got it, one cup of milk coming right up!

(Just milk lol. It's true tho.)

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Eleanor: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.

(please do 🙏)

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Maya: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?

Eleanor: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Maya:

Eleanor: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.

(Hcjsgelfnsnd Aah, I just had to keysmash 😪 this is so true)

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Eleanor: Assert your dominance over your friends by kicking them in the face, and then giving them a little smooch on the forehead!

(AAAAH 😭 I LOVE HER 😭😭😭 THIS IS SO CANON 😭😭😭)

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Eleanor: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.

Eleanor: I will not yield.

(❤️)

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Maya, rushing into the room: It’s terrible, just terrible! I am so upset!

Eleanor: Maya, honey, sit down! Sweetheart, tell us all about it. Robin, would you get Maya some water?

Robin: What are they gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, “Thank God, the water’s here!”?

(who made Maya upset 😑 also, Robin rambling ✨)

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Maya: *looks at Robin*

Maya: Baby boy. Baby.

Maya: *looks at Eleanor*

Maya: Evil (affectionate).

(Yes)

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Robin: Oooh, a train!

Eleanor: We’re in a train station, Robin.

(I love them so much)

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Eleanor: Get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter!

("it was just a love tap" 🙏❤️)

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Maya: I have a bad feeling about this...

Eleanor: What do you mean?

Maya: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Eleanor: No?

Robin: That actually explains so much.

(I overthink a lot, so I definitely have that voice)

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[Actors]

Natalia and Talia : *making loud, shouty gorilla sounds at each other*

Camila:

Maya, exasperatedly: We have a guest.

(I am loving the Natalia VS Talia memes ❤️😭)

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Maya: I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now.

Camila: Uh, Talia and Natalia are not getting along.

Maya: They’re not trying to kill each other.

Camila: You may have a point.

(I need a Ronance kiss 😪 it can be like in a dream someone has, so the actors actually kiss but it's not really canon in the show)

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Camila drunkenly wanders around the house and Natalia is drunkenly giggling*

Maya, completely sober: *sighs* Well, looks like it's just me and you against the wold, Talia .

Talia , going to their room: Nope, just you. *shuts door*

(They drank because they didn't get to kiss Maya 😪 I feel them)

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Camila, teaching Natalia to drive: Okay, you're driving and Maya and Talia walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Natalia: Oh, definitely Talia . I could never hurt Maya.

Camila, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

(Do revenge 2: Natalia Dyer's character gives Talia Ryder's characters a little love tap with her car)

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Natalia: I'm bored.

Camila: Wanna commit first degree murder?

Natalia: Sure!

Maya, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Talia down!!

(They are really jealous of Talia....understandable 😪)

Maya: Weight loss? Drink water.

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Camila: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.

Talia : Clear skin? Drink water.

Natalia: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

(Natalia, no. Don't do it.)

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Camila: You're smiling. What happened?

Natalia: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?

Maya: Talia tripped and fell down the stairs today.

(Natalia at the set of Do revenge lol)

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Camila : What’s up with Natalia? They’ve been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?

Talia: They're just a little overwhelmed.

Camila : Why?

Talia: Maya smiled at them.

Camila:

Camila: Totally understandable

Talia: Absolutely

(I'd just pass away)

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Talia : What’s it like being tall?

Natalia: Is it nice?

Camila: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Maya: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.

(Tall women >> men)

(Short women >> men )

(Any height women >> men)

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Do Revenge was so amazing. All I'm gonna say to that because I'm exhausted and don't want to write anything anymore rn 😪

Hope you liked it.

Lots of Love ✨🤲🥺✨

#long post #inccorect quotes #stranger things incorrect quotes #ronance #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #chrissy cunningham #vickie stranger things #the sapphic senate #erica sinclair #dustin henderson #steve harrington #scoops troop #eleanor levetan #maya hawke #natalia dyer #talia ryder #camila mendes #idk what else to tag

[shinakazami1]

⭐ HEYY. OK SO I am like terrified of reaching out to people directly but I genuinely wanted to say I'm so sorry for not speaking out against the drama while it was happening. I wasn't sure what to make of anything and I didn't want to believe it because you're one of the. sweetest people I've ever interacted with??

Nothing can really mend or fix what happened and how it affected you but I'm so, so sorry it happened in the first place. You didn't deserve the mistreatment it sent your way, nor the stress it put on your shoulders.

You MIGHT be able to tell who this is cause I am!! Terrible at hiding my writing style.

Anyway, you're a wonderful person, Shina. You deserve nothing but the best and I really do hope you take care of yourself.

Yeah, you did use your signature style so it was quite easy to tell but I don't still disclose your identity.

Thank you for reaching out and for your words but I don't think I have it in me to forgive you deciding to stay silent. I get why you did it but I still don't think I'll ever be able to trust you like I used to.

The next part isn't exactly directed to you but I'll use this opportunity to share a bit more with others. I know that this will never reach the ones I wish it would but - I want to get it out of my mind.

For context: during this past month I've been slowly gaining follows or been unblocked by folks who did block me during the fandom drama. And I really don't know what folks expect from me in such circumstance. Just act like nothing happened? Be happy that they decided to come back, when in the moment of need they decided to go off rumours or stay silent?

I wish that more folks would have contacted me directly. For those who actually did it, who waited for my response, asked for proof and esp those who stood up for me and supported me, I thank you all greatly.

However - the overall silence was defeaning. The fact most folks reach out because I did it first makes me sad.

But don't be like folks who decided to come to me, saying they unfollowed because they're 'scared of their fanbase'. This is a fandom - this is a place for possible friends, people you enjoy something with. If you care that much about a number... I don't know what to tell you.

Or ones that lied straight in my face, saying they had nothing bad to say about me just because they thought I didn't see the words. I don't need more lies, especially from folks that accused me of things 'just because they wanted to make themselves feel better'. That's where you should have stayed silent, in my opinion.

For most of folks - this is finished, this is in the past. But not for me. There are threads yet not discussed that will probably never be shown in the public. There are many questions left forever unanswered. There is my work, a joke fanfic draft, Filk, that was made into a grotesque copy, with incorrect quotes and an interpretation only based on some past experience, when everybody who actually read the draft know it was never what it was told to be.

I'll still feel anger and sadness. I can't look at a big chunk of the TSP fandom anymore, feeling uncomfortable with how easy it is for folks to judge without any proof. I really want to enjoy The Stanley Parable again and while I do to lesser extent, seeing how I don't know who to trust in the fandom really makes it hard.

But once again - I am also grateful and happy for those who actually cared. Or at least those who asked to see actual proof. Because I really dislike how often I see people throwing rocks at others with only rumours, especially on Twitter.

While I am glad you in particular reached out, getting apologies only after I only show a glimpse of how this had affected me does make me sad. But still - thanks, to some extend.

Take care.

#Anon #Ask #Long post #Drama i think #Idk #I don't know if I want to tag this more #I'm angry a bit at those who didn't say anything on the matter- #And then pretend nothing happened when discussing it with me when I know they said hurtful comments about me. #I really hope this will be a learning experience for most. Probably not though. #But still - thanks. #For at least reaching out. #Even if it's a bit too late - I appreciate it.

[eli-writes-sometimes]

Incorrect quotes tag

Got tagged by the lovely @fire-but-ashes-too, thanks for that!

So i may have got slightly carried away with this, it's under a cut for a reason

Tagging - @druidx @dogmomwrites @new-royston-cursebreakers @holdmyteaplease @oh-no-another-idea @irisisasleep (do you have ocs? idk but this is funny and i think youd approve) and anyone else who wants to this!

Here's the link to the quote generator I used!

So, this is technically a ships tag, but I only have two main ships (Harper and Luke from Superlosers and Rune and Veronica from PPP) so I did those two as well as their two friend groups because I thought it was funny and got a bit carried away.

Also sorry if the spacing is weird, I did half of thi on mobile and half on desktop

Enjoy!

Luke and Harper:

Luke: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Harper: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train.

Luke: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

Harper: Act natural.

Luke: For this kind of situation, the most natural thing would be to panic, so technically I can panic.

Harper: NO, that’s not what I meant! Act like it’s a normal day!

Luke: My ‘normal’ days of late, consist of a lot of panic.

Harper: Will you just cooperate?

Luke: When a person is panicking, they are not apt to cooperate very well!

Luke, sweating: Harper, there’s something I need to ask you-

Harper: Finally! You’re proposing!

Luke: How’d you know?

Harper: Luke, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Harper: I even picked it up once.

Harper: Are you okay?

Luke, crying: Yeah, it was just the onions.

Harper: *Picks up an onion* What the fuck did you say to Luke?

Harper, skipping rocks on a lake with Luke: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Luke: Yeah, it is.

Luke: *whispering* Take that you fucking lake.

And here's the whole group!

Ivy: What starts with F and ends with Uck?

Asher: No it doesn't.

Harper: Firetruck!

Luke: FUCK!

Luke: *running into the room* Harper just said they don’t love me anymore!

Ivy: What?!

Harper: *following them in* I did not say that. I just said that we are not driving all the way across the country just so you can punch Asher in the face.

*Ivy drunkenly wanders around the house and Harper is drunkenly giggling*

Luke, completely sober: *sighs* Well, looks like it's just me and you against the wold, Asher.

Asher, going to their room: Nope, just you. *shuts door*

*during a group project*

Asher: *does 99% of the work*

Luke: *has no idea what’s going on*

Ivy: *says they’re gonna help but does not*

Harper: *disappears at the very beginning and doesn’t show up again until the very end*

Harper: That's ridiculous, Luke doesn't have a crush on me.

Asher: Yes they do.

Ivy: Yes they do.

Luke: Yes I do.

Ivy: Made you all playlists!

Ivy: Asher, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.

Ivy: Luke, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.

Ivy: And Harper has the ABBA Gold album.

Asher: *sees Luke and Harper together*

Asher: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.

Ivy: You mean... you ship them?

Here's Vera and Rune!

Vera: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Rune: Wow. They sound stupid. Vera: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense. Rune: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Vera: I guess you’re right. Hey Rune, I love you. Rune: See! Just say that! Vera: Holy fucking shit. Rune: If that flies over their head then, sorry Vera, but they're too dumb for you. Vera: Rune.

Rune: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness— Vera: Hi. Rune: melts down in a flustered heap of softness

Rune: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? Vera: It was autocorrect. Rune: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."? Vera: Yes.

Vera: Are you really planning to shoot the demon? Rune: Don't worry, it's a holy gun. Vera: How so? Rune: It makes holes. (thank you quincy morris)

And the whole friend group!

Vera: wow you and Kai are home early from the movies. What happened? Rune: We got kicked out because Kai wouldn't stop yelling diving scores as people jumped off the titanic. Kai: That last guy had a solid 8, I'm telling you!

Vera: So how’s the food Rune made? Kai: It's great! Compliments to them. Vera: goes to the kitchen Vera: You're adorable. Rune: blushes

Vera: We all have our demons. Rune, grabbing Kai: This one’s mine!

Vera: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween? Rune: Kai is the scariest thing I could think of! Kai: Rune told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

Kai: Ooh, somebody has a crush Rune: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Vera I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them. Later that night Rune, very much awake: Uh oh.

#thanks for the tag! #eli doesnt write sometimes #eli tags sometimes #tag game #incorrect quotes #wip ppp #superlosers #kai ppp #rune ppp #vera ppp #get a load of these losers #<- superlosers group tag