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gogotti · 2 months
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Gogotti's masterlist! 18+ ! If any link doesn't work please let me know!! Reblogs appreciated!!
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Slashers ! Michael/AFAB!Reader - NSFW, Michael Myers in a relationship - Headcannon, Michael Myers w/ a smiley/happy s/o, The boogeyman gets sad too, Happy (late) B-day! Michael Myers/GN!Reader - NSFW, Michael Myers/GN! Reader - NSFW, Starving - Michael Myers/Reader - NSFW,
Apex Legends ! Interruption: A Caustic/Reader NSFW,BLOODHOUND/READER - NSFW Call Of Duty ! John “Soap” MacTavish/GN! Reader NSFW, Simon “Ghost” Riley/Reader NSFW, Watch_Dogs ! Marcus/Reader, Wrench/Josh/Reader - Headcannon, Raymond Kenny/ Fem!Reader - NSFW,
Resident Evil ! Lady D/GN!Reader- NSFW,
More to come, but I'm very lazy so they won't get added to the masterlist right away lmfao
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dr0p-dead-gorgeous · 2 years
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Hi I like writing occasionally. I write pretty much anything and do take requests. I mostly write for fem! and GN! reader but i will do Male if requested here is a list of people i write for
Billy and Stu
Brahms Heelshire
Bubba Sawyer
Thomas Hewitt
Carrie white
Hannibal lecter
Kurt Kunkle 
Rz michael myers 
Tiffany valentine 
Vincent, Bo, and lester sinclair 
Billy lenz
Jason voorhees
The lost boys
Pinhead
Danny johnson
Peter Parker
Josh Futturman
Mike Schmidt
William Afton/Steve Raglan
Feel free to ask any questions! I'm excepting requests
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imsuchagoddamnnerd · 2 months
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*.✧ Requests ✧.*
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Status:open
Note
I’ve never in my life used tumblr to post on. I can barely work a cell phone and I’m supposed to be from the more tech savvy generation. I apologize if this looks like shit. If anyone has tips to make it look good that would be real appreciated.
Also. There will eventually be smut on here so if you ain’t matte enough to read it. Just don’t. There will be fluff too but if you’re too young. Don’t read the smut.
When requesting it would be greatly appreciated if you gave a small plot summary/idea or prompt. It makes it easier for me and I feel it makes it more interactive for you all :)
Will do:
Most things including, Fluff, Smut, angst, fantasy, modern, horror(I’ll try), soul mates, oc stuff , x reader, canon x canon. All gender pairings, slashers, monsters, etc.
Will not:
underage characters, incest, pedophilia, homophobia, racism, abuse, scat/urine, infantilism.
Even if something isn’t on this list, I still have a right to decline writing something if it makes me uncomfortable.
✎Fandoms✎
Life is strange
Chloe Price, Rachel Amber, Kate Marsh, Nathan Prescott, Victoria Chase, Warren Graham, Mark Jefferson, Frank Bowers. Sean Diaz, Cassidy, Finn McNamara, Penny. Skip Matthews. Alex Chen, Gabe Chen, Ryan Lucan, Steph Gingrich. Others if requested.
Detroit: Become Human
Connor, Kara, Markus. Hank Anderson, Elijah Kamski, Gavin Reed, Rose Chapman, Josh, Lucy, Luther, Simon, Leo Manfred, North, Perkins, RK900, Ralph.
Fallout 4
Cait, Nick Valentine, Paladin Danse, Robert MacReady, Curie, John Hancock, Deacon, Piper Wright, Preston Garvey, Sturges, Strong.
Resident Evil 8
Alcina Dimitrescu, Karl Heisenberg, Donna Benneviento, Salvatore Moreau.
The Last of Us
Joel Miller, Ellie Williams(pt2), Tommy Miller, Bill(MxM only), Tess, Henry. Haven’t played much of Part 2 yet.
The Walking Dead Game
Lee, Clem(aged up), Kenny, Doug, Carley, Lilly, Ben. Nick, Luke, Bonnie, Jane, Mike. Javier, David, Kate, Eleanor, Tripp, Ava, Paul aka “Jesus”. Louis, Violet, Ruby, Mitch, Marlon, James.
The Walking Dead TV Series
Too many to list. I’ll do the main cast. Any others will be by request.
This is taking a long time. I’m not listing all the characters from here on. Just assume I’ll know them on request. I’ve been working on this for like three hours.
Red Dead Redemption
Legend of Zelda
Botw, Totk, others on request
Stardew Valley
The Hobbit
Pokemon
Avatar(James Cameron)
Avatar(The Last Airbender)
Skyrim
FrostBite, John Doe, etc.
Slashers(Michael Myers, Ghostface, Leatherface, Brahms, etc)
Demon Slayer
Doctor Who
Supernatural
OC Content:
Fantasy(modern or medieval). Zombie apocalypse. Cryptids. I might even do some OC design requests and stuff eventually.
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Please I’m begging y’all to request something. Anything. Please. I’m not 100% sure how commenting or whatever works, but please just request anything. Idk how to set up a request button so just commenting works
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goorehound · 1 year
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REQUEST AND HC INFO
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Warning:
This is an 18+ account. I am an adult, I write with the intent for my content to be enjoyed by other adults. I can’t hold you at gunpoint and demand you respect this of course, but it would be super rad if you listened of your own free will!
There will be adult references (non sexual - drugs and alcohol etc) that may still be in pieces marked SFW. This is your warning.
Requests info below the cut
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The characters I depict are fictional. I will not write actual, real life people.
The information in this list will be updated here and there but this is a rough idea of my current stances!
I am more than open to writing ships or reader inserts of any gender or sexuality. If you are requesting an x reader and don’t specify gender I’ll usually opt for a gender neutral reader! But please specify if you want sfw or nsfw.
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Fandoms I’ll gladly write for:
Repugnant (band)
Ghost (band)
Dead By Daylight (video game)
Modern Warfare (video game)
Watch Dogs 2 (video game)
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Ships and characters:
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Repugnant
Mary Goore x Reader
Mary Goore x Papa III
Mary Goore x Copia
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Ghost
Ghouls x Reader
Papa II - Papa IV x Reader
Ghouls x Papa
Dewdrop x Aether, Rain, Swiss, Copia or Mountain
Aether x Dew, Rain or Copia
Swiss x Rain, Dew or Mountain
Mountain x Rain, Swiss or Dew
Alpha Ghoul x Omega Ghoul
Alpha Ghoul x Papa III
Special Ghoul (Phil) x Papa III or Papa IV
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Dead By Daylight
Danny Johnson (The Ghostface)x Reader
Danny Johnson (The Ghostface) x Frank Morrison (The Legion)
Danny Johnson (The Ghostface) x Michael Myers (The Shape)
Danny Johnson (The Ghostface) x Dwight Fairfield
Michael Myers (The Shape) x Reader
Frank Morrison (The Legion) x Reader
David King x Dwight Fairfield
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Modern Warfare
König x Reader
König x Simon “Ghost” Riley
Simon “Ghost” Riley x Reader
John “Soap” MacTavish x Reader
Simon “Ghost” Riley x John “Soap” MacTavish
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Watch Dogs 2
Wrench x Reader
Wrench x Marcus
Wrench x Josh
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falloutjay · 3 years
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Could you do Josh Myers with a childish s/o? Your writings are amazing!
Heya anon!
I'm so sorry for taking so long, I was searching for a new apartment the last few weeks and it honestly made me crazy but today I finally got a call! Yay, and since that really boosted my motivation, I finally managed to finish your request.
It's rather short, but I hope you don't mind. I tried my best to characterise Josh so hopefully, you like it! Love all of you guys and I hope you had a great weekend!
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Josh Myers x childish!S/O
You ran around the playground, dark eyes following your every move. You climbed the different climbing contraptions, smiling wide.
The dark eyes that watched you belonged to Josh Myers. The former Alamosa Maximum Security Juvenile Hall inmate was sitting at one of the older benches with some of his prison friends.
It was a catch-up meeting, listening to what they were now doing outside of jail.
No one expected Josh to bring his partner, especially someone like you, who seemed so different from him.
“Okay, how?” One of the boys asked and followed Josh’s gaze. He finally stopped watching you like a hawk and turned to the friend that asked.
“They are lovely. You haven’t even properly met them yet.” He said, his sly smile never once leaving his face.
“Yeah, but like…You are such a calm and somewhat scary person, and they seem like they are the life of a party and are so active.”
Another friend commented and made Josh chuckle. “Ever heard about opposites attract?”
Josh took a sip of the water bottle he brought, and his eyes automatically wandered back to you, who now played hide and seek with some of the children on the playground.
“I did, but honestly… I expected you to be with someone like you. Gloomy, somewhat creepy, your I'm your and someone who fits with a bad boy like you.”
His last friend now also joined in. They could only make Josh chuckle and roll his eyes.
His mouth never once not mischievously smiling.
“Well, I am happy, that’s all that matters right? I'm sure you just don’t see how perfect they are like I do.”
His friends nodded or also watched you play. Their conversation shifted once more, and they were talking about what jobs they would like to do and how their parents reacted to them coming home.
When it was getting late and the sun started to set, you walked up to the unusual group of friends who were chatting vividly.
You carefully put your hand on Josh’s shoulder, making him immediately turn his head and looking at you.
A content smile appeared on his face as he got.
“Well, it was lovely to see all of you again my dear friends, but I am afraid we will have to part our way for now.”
You liked how different Josh expressed himself than all the other boys in South Park.
You just stood next to him, waiting for him to finish off the goodbye hugs and handshakes, while you just waved when his friends said goodbye to you too.
Soon enough, Josh’s hand sneaked its way to yours and carefully pulled you with him.
While you were walking back to your house, he asked: “Did you enjoy today? I hope you don’t feel neglected since I was catching up with the boys.” Smiling widely, you shook your head.
“Not at all. I know you looked over a lot and I had loads of fun playing with the younger kids, it was great.”
“Happy to hear, love.” Josh lifted your hand up to his face, pressing a sweet kiss onto the back of it.
“I don’t want to end the day just yet and I have an idea what we could do.” He said and now let go of your hand to reach into his backpack.
You smiled just as wide as him when he pulled some toilet paper out.
“Who do you have in mind?” You asked, knowing full well that Josh probably knew whose house he wanted to vandalize.
“Well, Mister Garrison has been a mean teacher to my favorite person, so I think he needs a lesson.” You both grinned evilly and now changed your path I'm to your teacher’s house.
“I love that you support my odd guilty pleasure.”
“You’re my partner in crime, I can’t let you down. I also feel it’s the only time you act just as childish as me.”
Josh laughed rather loudly, looking forward to arriving at Garrison’s house.
Josh loves having a partner with who he can share his sometimes-childish side with. And he is more than happy that it is you.
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Conversation
Y/n: I want you to kill my ex but make it look like an accident
Josh: Say no more
[Later on]
Detectives: Looks like the killer beat him to death with a crowbar and placed a banana peel by his feet
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gothkitkat13 · 3 years
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Til Death Do Us Part
Prompt: ‘You love me the most, right?’ Character: Josh Myers
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Y/n stood at the bus stop. It was early morning, and very cold. The sky was still dark, and they were alone. At least, they thought they were.  Y/n heard boots crunching in the snow and got slightly unnerved. But they brushed it off. It could be someone arriving to the bus stop as well. 
But when the footsteps sped up, and they basically got tackled to the ground, they got scared. They lifted up their head, spitting snow out of their mouth. “What the fuck!” “Y/n! I missed you!” Oh. Josh.  “Uh, hi, Josh. Can you please let me get up?” “Ah, sorry.” Josh got up. He was wearing some fairly baggy overalls, his turquoise button down shirt, and his Doc Martens. Y/n noticed some weird stains on his overalls. Josh ran a hand through his slicked back hair. “Y/n, you love me the most, right?” “Yeah..? Josh, why are you asking me this?” “Uh, no reason.” Josh fidgeted with his shirt sleeve, pulling at the button. He wasn’t looking Y/n in the eyes. He was lying. 
Y/n sighed. “Josh, what did you do?” The were expected something small, like vandalism again. But they were not expecting the answer, “I hit someone with a baseball bat, and now they’re dead.” “What! Josh what the fuck!” “Shh!” Josh grabbed Y/n, holding their head under his arm while covering their mouth. They squirmed, trying to bite his hand. Josh said, his tone low and icy, “You can’t tell anybody. Until death does us part.”
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elliebean714 · 2 years
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☆What I write☆~
I write character x character, character x oc and character x reader.
♡Romantic♡, ◇Platonic◇, whatever.
Angst, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Yandere, Poly Relationships, Character Reactions, Character Diary Entries, Light Nsfw, My Oc's, Female, Gender Neutral And Male Readers/Characters/Oc's
♡Gay♡ and ☆Not Gay☆
Headcanons, fics, one-shots, maybe Au's....
Fandoms I write for. (It's all games. I'm not sorry.)
Until Dawn~
Josh Washington
Chris Hartley
Ashley Brown
Sam Giddings
Mike Munroe
Jess Riley
Emily Davis
Matt Taylor
Beth Washington
Hannah Washington
The Quarry~
Jacob Custos
Emma Mountebank
Nick Furcillo
Abigail Blyg
Max Brinly
Laura Kearney
Kaitlyn Ka
Dylan Lenivy
Ryan Erzhalher
Travis Hackett
Chris Hackett
Bobby Hackett
Life is Strange~
Season 1~
Max Caulfield
Chloe Price
Warren Graham
Nathan Prescott
Victoria Chase
Kate Marsh
Mark Jefferson
Before The Storm~
Chloe Price
Rachel Amber
Steph Gingrich
Nathan Prescott
Samantha Myers
Season 2~
Sean Diaz
Daniel Diaz
Cassidy
Finn
True colours~
Alex Chen
Steph Gingrich
Ryan Lucan
Gabe Chen
Charlotte Harmon
Jason Pike
Five Nights at Freddy's~
FNaF 1 ~
Bonnie
Freddy
Chica
Foxy
Golden Freddy
FNaF 2~
Toy Bonnie
Toy Freddy
Toy Chica
Marionette
Mangle
Withered Bonnie
Withered Freddy
Withered Chica
Withered Foxy
FNaF 3~
Springtrap
FNaF Sister Location~
Circus Baby
Ballora
Funtime Freddy/Bon Bon
Funtime Foxy
Ennerd
Lolbit
FNaF Pizzeria Simulator~
Lefty
FNaF Security Breach~
Gregory
Glamrock Freddy
Montgomery Gator
Glamrock Chica
Roxanne Wolf
Sundrop
Moondrop
Vanny
Vannessa
Misc.~
William Afton
Michael Afton
Henry Emily
Note~ Unless specifically requested otherwise all animatronics will not have the children's souls inside them, if you want the soul inside the animatronic it will automatically be platonic (Springtrap is the exception)♡
Bioshock~
Bioshock 1~
Jack Wynand
Atlas
Frank Fontaine
Bridget Tenenbaum
The Little Sisters
The Big Daddies
Bioshock 2~
Subject Delta
Augustus Sinclair
Eleanor Lamb
Sophia Lamb
Grace Holloway
Stanley Poole
Gil Alexander
Mark Meltzer
The Big Sisters
Bioshock Infinite~
Elizabeth Comstalk
Booker DeWitt
Songbird
The Walking Dead: Telltale~
Season 1~
Lee Everett
Clementine
Kenny
Lily
Carley
Doug
Mark
Ben Paul
Christa
Omid
Season 2~
Clementine
Luke
Nick
Sarah
Kenny
Season 3~
Javi Garcia
Kate Garcia
Gabe Garcia
Clementine
Tripp
Jesus
Season 4~
Clementine
Violet
Louis
Mitch
AJ
Tenn
James
Lily
Minerva
Detroit: Become Human~
Connor
Hank
Kara
Alice
Luther
Ralph
Marcus
North
Simon
Josh
The Last Of Us~
Part 1~
Ellie
Joel
Tommy
Henry
Sam
Marlene
Riley
Part 2~
Ellie
Joel
Dina
Jesse
Tommy
Abby
Owen
Lev
Yara
Uncharted~
Drake's Fortune~
Nathan Drake
Elena Fisher
Among Thieves~
Nathan Drake
Elena Fisher
Chloe Frazer
Harry Flynn
Drake's Deception~
Nathan Drake
Elena Fisher
Chloe Frazer
Talbot
A Thieves End~
Nathan Drake
Elena Fisher
Sam Drake
Rafe Adler
Nadine Ross
Death Stranding~
Sam Porter Bridges
Higgs Monaghan
Fragile
Amelie Strand
Dr Heartman
Mama
Lockne
Deadman
Die-Hardman
Clifford Unger
Doki Doki Literature Club~
Monika
Sayori
Yuri
Natsuki
Obey Me!~
Lucifer
Mammon
Leviathan
Satan
Asmodeus
Beelzebub
Belphegor
Diavolo
Barbatos
Luke
Simeon
Solomon
Thirteen
☆Overall Note☆~ All Under 18 Characters Will Be Platonic, Unless Shipped With A Character/Oc Of The Same Age.♡
♡Protect the Children♡
◇What I won't write◇~
Heavy Nsfw
Non-Con/ Dub-Con
Pedophilia
Insest
Self Harm
Suicide
Big Age-Gap Relationships
Other people's oc's
Cheating (Except Comfort)
Send Requests, I'm Depressed💐
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bloodiedglasscasket · 3 years
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Horror/Slasher Request Masterlist
(Some requests will also be posted to AO3 under haddonfieldhorror)
!! This list is outdated. Until the updated one is finished, you are free to request characters from any of the fandoms I have listed!!
Fandoms
- Halloween (1978-Kills)
- Saw (1-Spiral)
- Friday the 13th (1-6)
- Hannibal (TV)
- Dead By Daylight
- Outlast
- Until Dawn
- Resident Evil (2, 7, 8 preferred)
Personal Favourite Pairings (not limited to)
- Michael Myers/Jake Park
- Ace Visconti/Felix Richter
- Adam Faulkner-Stanheight/Lawrence Gordon
- Mark Hoffman/Peter Strahm
- Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter
- Alana Bloom/Margo Verger
- Eddie Gluskin/Waylon Park
- Josh Washington/Mike Munroe
- Josh Washington/Chris Hartley
- Ethan Winters/Karl Heisenberg
- Leon S. Kennedy/Claire Redfield
Will do
NSFW
SFW
Polyamory
Headcanons
Fluff
Angst
AU
Drabbles
X Reader
Won’t do
If I am not comfortable with the request, I will let you know.
- Chara x Original Chara (I have a hard time writing for OCs that aren’t my own,,)
- Anything along the lines of NSFW involving minors, or pretending to be minors. No thank you.
- Piss/Scat. Just no, please.
List will be updated and improved as I expand my writing library.
Please be patient if your request is taking some time.
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slasherholic · 4 years
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chapter synopsis: Michael kills again. Luckily (or unluckily) for you, he seems to be saving the best for last.
chapter warnings: graphic depictions of violence and death, Michael being a mean bastard
Chapter One
Chapter Two
End of the Line | Michael Myers x Reader | Chapter Three
Sometime before Wendy’s hysterical wailing stopped and after the stench of bile dissolved into the background, Travis cut Ashley’s body down.
You shouldn’t touch her, Diane had warned him, but Travis insisted on it. He said he didn’t want to look at her eyes anymore.
You hug your knees against your chest and stare over at where Ashley lies face-down in a heap on the floor, a streak of blood mapping out the path where Travis dragged her by the armpits out of the dark red puddle, depositing her on dryer land, and you cannot say you blame him, not at all.
Ashley’s lids are not shut all the way. One of her eyes still peeks out from underneath long eyelashes, glazed-over and sightless, looking at nothing.
I’m sorry, you feel obliged to tell her out of courtesy; but you aren’t entirely sure what you are apologizing for, and the apology feels empty anyhow. Maybe Michael's heartlessness is contagious.
Or maybe it is because every fiber of your lizard-brain is screaming in hopeful unison, better her than me. Better her than me. Better her than me.
The group sits now in a tight huddle on the floor at one corner of the dusty court. Travis holds Diane in his arms and stares blankly at the nearest basketball hoop. Diane clutches big handfuls of Travis’ shirt in both her slender hands and can’t seem to peel her eyes off of Ashley. Wendy, no longer sobbing, is the only one not sitting—instead she mills around aimlessly in front of the bleachers, pacing back and forth, following alongside the white out-of-bounds line. Sometimes, briefly, you turn and watch her pace.
Then you look away again and return to vigilantly scanning the unlit corners where the flashlights do not reach. You scan for movement; for an out-of-place shadow; for a shape creeping steadily closer.
Michael hasn’t left the room—not after what he did with Ashley’s body.
Like a hunter mounting a prize buck, he has taken meticulous care to display his kill. He knew that you would find it. He meant for you to find it. Now, you’ve given him the pleasure of observing your individual break-downs.
Of listening to Wendy sob and blubber, of seeing Travis clutch at his long hair and swear and punch the bleachers until his knuckles bloodied, of seeing you keel over and wretch on the ground. You are terrified. All of you. Michael knows this—he is lurking somewhere in those reaching shadows, unseen and unnoticed, drinking in that terror like a favored television channel.
You are entertainment. 
To your left, Josh lifts his head out of his knees with a little sniffle, wiping his nose on the back of his hand. He licks his chapped lips before speaking.
“Why’d he do that to her?” He asks in a whispery croak, talking to nobody.
You glance at him. Travis and Diane do too.
“Why’d he string her up like that? Why the fuck would he do that man?”
Because he’s playing, comes your internal response, as quickly as if you were reading from a script—because Michael’s actions are play. Because he’s trying to scare you shitless and it’s working. Because it’s fun and he’s getting off on it. Because he’s sick and twisted and evil and just not right; and so are you for needing him.
Diane shifts suddenly in Travis’ lap. She pulls away from his embrace and sits upright.
“It was a pattern in the Haddonfield murders.” She explains softly, absently tracing a pattern with her pointer finger in the dust on the floor.
“The bodies, see, they were all moved around from their places of death, and—and, um, displayed. It’s been happening all around the state, wherever there are mass killings. So that’s why people think Myers is behind all of them.”
She continues to trace her pattern and goes silent. The silence is contagious.
Near the bleachers, Wendy is still pacing. You doubt she even heard Diane’s statement. It’s probably for the best.
“Why don’t you siddown, Wend.” Travis suggests.
You watch Wendy walk over to the bleachers and sit. Then, as if the bench were crawling with ants, she shoots to her feet again—climbing up nine steps—plopping down onto the tenth. She stares at her knees and doesn’t move after that.
“Hey. You.”
You glance over your shoulder at Travis. His eyes are glassy and dull. He’s staring at you.
“So what’s your deal anyway, huh?” He questions, flatly. “Are you, like, some kinda adrenaline junkie? Exploring a place like this alone at night without a flashlight?”
His eyes glint with something bordering on suspicion.
“And you just… ran right into Myers?”
Josh and Diane turn their heads and look at you, too. You glance away from their eyes without meaning to and stare at your shoelaces. Shit; you’ll have to tread carefully here, very carefully; the truth will not keep you in these people’s good graces.
You breathe in deeply, slowly, before speaking.
“Believe me, it wasn’t by choice.” You begin, bundling your arms around your knees, tugging at your shoelace. “It happened so fast—I got home from the store, I got out of my car, I walked up my driveway. The next thing I know, I’m being grabbed and locked in the trunk.”
You shut your mouth quickly. It’s not a lie; it’s just not the whole truth.
There’s another moment of silence. You can’t look the others in the face. For a frightening moment, you can’t tell if they’ve bought it or not.
Then, Josh pipes in.
“How’d you get away from him?”
“I didn’t get away. He let me run. I think he wants a chase, before he…”
Your voice trails off. You glance up from the floor and make eye contact with Josh. His gloomy look tells you that you don’t need to say anything more.
From the bleachers, Wendy murmurs something under her breath.
“We can’t hear you, Wend.” Travis says.
You watch Wendy lift her head from her knees, staring right at you. Her face is an unhealthy color and her cheeks are streaked with tears.
“I said, maybe he just wants her.” She repeats with a sniff. “Maybe if he gets her, he’ll fuck off and leave us alone.”
Your stare-off with her lasts for an uncomfortable time. Wendy sniffs when the snot runs too far down her nose. You pluck agitatedly at your shoelace. 
She’s right, in a certain way, your inner-voice chimes in. Michael does want you.
But some bitter part of you wants to tell her, He wants you too. He wants you Wendy, and he is going to get you, and once he’s caught you you’re going to beg him and cry until the tears won’t come out anymore, and guess what Wendy? If you’re lucky he’ll kill you quick—and if you’re not, he’ll do it slowly. If you’re unlucky, Wendy, Michael will kill you over the course of many long months, and it will hurt far worse than that knife would have, because by then you won’t just fear him, Wendy, but you’ll love the sick evil bastard too, he’ll make sure of it—and when your time comes those tears won’t just be terror and fear, Wendy, they will also be the coldest, loneliest heartbreak.
You are so lost in your spiteful fantasy that it takes you a moment to realize the room has gone deathly quiet. As if Wendy’s suggestion is a cool and logical point and not-at-all the desperate petitioning of a girl terrified for her life. As if offering you up to Michael like a sacrificial lamb is a perfectly sane thing to do.
But no, it’s really happening—you can tell by just their stern and guilty faces that the people huddled around you are seriously considering it. 
You speak up for yourself before they get to thinking too hard.
“Alright, maybe he does just want me” You tell Wendy. “But what if you’re wrong? What if I die, and he just keeps coming? Wanna know what happens then?”
Wendy sniffles. She makes a face like you’ve kicked her in the stomach. Her eyes scrunch up like she’s about to cry again. You don’t care.
“If I’m dead, and you’re wrong, then you’re gonna be next.”
Wendy makes a choked sound and now she’s crying again. She buries her head in her knees and her body heaves silently.
At your exchange, Diane shakes her head in frustration. She clambers out of Travis’ lap and rises to her feet like there’s a fire beneath her ass.
“Alright, come on, everyone up.”
An awkward moment passes where nobody moves. She snaps her fingers in a huffy way.
“Come on, I’m dead serious! We’re gonna tear out each other's throats if we stay here. We need a plan to get out.”
You gaze solemnly up at Diane, and some defeatist part of you says that it isn’t even worth trying. Michael will get what he wants. Michael always gets what he wants. It’s in his nature and he’s very good at it.
You clamber to your feet anyway, because Diane is right—wherever Michael is lurking in this vast, empty room, it is only a matter of time before he grows bored of watching.
And no matter how much your rational brain has accepted it, you do not want to die tonight.
One by one the others follow your lead, clambering languidly to their feet. Travis first, then Josh. Only Wendy doesn’t get up—from the bleachers, she murmurs that she can hear just fine from where she is.
You get to planning. It turns out that Travis is some kind of urban explorer, and he’s been to the school before. According to him the only exit (and entrance) that hasn’t been blocked off or boarded up over the years is the one they all came in through. The same exit that Michael drove you in through.
“That’s the way we gotta go.” Travis says to the huddle-up, like a football coach giving a pep-talk before the big game.
“We can get out of here—he’s just one guy right? I mean yeah, this is one sick motherfucker we’re dealing with, but he isn’t some boogeyman. Here, look.”
Travis bends, reaching for his hunting knife where it rests in his ankle holster, drawing it out, holding it in the air to enunciate his point.
“If he finds us, I’ll cut him. And then we just run and we don’t look back. Wend, come on. We can’t stay here.”
In your periphery you watch Wendy slowly untangle herself from her knees, rising off the step as though waking from an unsatisfying nap. She begins descending the steps.
Then she trips.
Her scream is jerked out of her as if yanked by a string. She topples in an instant, falling hard, the sharp clank of her head meeting the bleachers echoing in the vastness of the room.
Every head whips.
For a second it seems as though she’s only lost her balance. Then, every flashlight is trained on her like a spotlight. Your blood runs colder than ice water.
Beneath the bleachers looms a dark and imposing figure. The figure’s white face is ghastly in the harsh yellow beams.
Michael has been lurking beneath Wendy the entire time.
His dangerous hand penetrates the space in the steps, clamping like a vice around Wendy’s ankle, tugging with all his immense strength as Wendy screams and kicks at him, trying to pull her down through the gap. Wendy won’t fit.
She aims another frenzied kick at Michael’s hand. This time, the strong fingers are dislodged.
Wendy is on her feet again incredibly fast, pulling her leg out of the gap. She starts frantically down the bleachers, limping.
“Go!” Travis screams, at her, at everyone.
You go. It is a mad scramble for the far door. Travis half-carries Wendy, the two of them lagging behind.
You burst through the exit doors and Josh and Diane are in your wake. Behind you, Travis screams to hold it open, hold it open.
There is a single moment where you gaze back into the dark court and see The Shape approaching, cutting through the darkness like a ship gliding through water, utterly unstoppable.
Travis and Diane collapse through the doors. Immediately Diane swings them shut. She throws her body up against the wood.
“Hold them! Hold them!”
Everybody braces against the doors. The squeak of Michael’s bootsteps over the court booms thunderously, closer and closer, and then—
He kicks.
Your temple slams against the wood. The doors rattle horribly.
He kicks again. His force is explosive. Monstrous. Unbelievable. He does it again. And again. The onslaught does not stop or slow. Wendy screams. Josh is crying. Your combined weight won’t be enough—with every kick Michael is opening the door a few inches further.
Head whipping around, you scan the dark hallway frantically. When you see your saving grace you can hardly see it—the flashlights all hang in occupied hands—but squinting, you know that it is there and not some figment of your desperate imagination. Against the base of the opposite wall lies a thick slab of wood.
You scramble away from the door. Somewhere behind you Travis yells at you to “get your ass back here.” Plank in hand, you scramble back.
Michael kicks again. This time the doors open a little too wide, wide enough for his vicious hand to shoot through the gap. The hand closes around Josh’s hoodie and yanks him violently upward, sweeping him clean off his feet, into the air, effortless. Josh flails and screams.
Travis cries out and swipes at the hand with his knife.
The hand lets go, bloodied now, retreating through the gap again.
“Just a little longer!” You scream, and jam the plank through the handle bars. A tight fit.
Everybody scrambles away from the door. The thunderous kicking on the other side doesn’t slow—it picks up furiously, the doorframe trembling, the walls shuddering feverishly, and for a moment you are sure that Michael in his hideous strength is going to bring the very building down around you. You hold your breath.
But the plank holds dutifully. And the doors do not open another inch.
All at once, the kicking stops.
Everybody drinks in big gulps of air, and nobody moves for a while. Waiting for the dreadful moment when it all starts up again. Waiting for Michael to kick harder this time and deliver the final blow that will twist the doors clean off their hinges. Wendy makes little pained sounds from her heap against the wall. Josh whimpers and shakes like a leaf. Your hands are balled into white-knuckled fists.
...but the silence prevails. The kicking is over. Michael is gone.
Travis is the first to shake off the thick stupor.
“We have to move.” He says, gripping his knife. “He’s just coming around the back. We have to move.”
Wendy sobs in pain as Travis dips down and scoops her up beneath her armpit, dragging her hastily to her feet.
You run again—not alone this time, you think, but as a herd, a herd of terrified animals, barreling through the blackness as fast as Wendy’s injured ankle will allow.
Josh has a breakdown as you run.
“He was in there that whole time.” He keeps repeating, a skipping record-player. “That whole goddamned time, he was just watching us that whole goddamned time.”
“Stop it.” Travis pants between deep, gasping breaths. “Just stop it. I can’t take that anymore. He can’t catch up. We’re gonna be fine. As long as we just. Keep moving.”
All at once there is no more hallway. You’ve reached the end. You double over in a pant, planting your hands on your knees.
Travis was right—there is a door here. Diane shines her flashlight up at it, illuminating the glass pane, and through it you can see the hallway on the other side. Your eyes go wide in recognition.
There, beyond the door, down the hallway, you can see your car, and the pale moonlight filtering in. Your heart leaps into your throat. You can see the exit. Then, you look a little harder and your heart sinks again.
On the other side of the door a blockade of desks and chairs is piled high, a cruel barricade.
Travis shrugs Wendy onto her own two feet, who grimaces as her ankle grazes the floor. He lunges for the door handle, pulling back and forth savagely, as hard as he can.
There’s no give.
He pounds his flashlight hard against the glass in frustration.
“Fuck!” He shouts, his hot breath fogging over the glass. “Fuck! This wasn’t here last time! Fuck!”
“Are we stuck?” Wendy sobs.
“Most of the classrooms have two entrances, don’t they?” Diane asks. “There are open hallways on the other sides of all these rooms, right? Travis, isn’t that right? We can cross through one! They can’t all be blocked!”
Travis locks his hands together on top of his head, shaking it profusely.
“No, no. Most of the classrooms are locked up.”
“Wait.” Josh’s voice trembles, hoarse from crying. “Wait, I think I saw an open one.” He jerks his thumb into the blackness behind you.
“Back there.”
Josh is right; you saw it too. It was a blur, it happened so fast, but yes, you’re sure of it—one of the classrooms had been wide-open.
“You think?” Travis asks. “Or you know? Because “think” isn’t gonna cut it right now, man!”
“He’s right.” You interject. “I saw it too. It’s maybe three-hundred feet back.”
Travis looks from Josh to you. Then back at Josh.
“You guys are positive? Totally positive?”
Both of you nod.
“Okay. Okay, let’s move.”
Wendy, supporting herself against the wall, utters a thin little cry, as if the thought of that is too unbearable to even imagine.
“No!  We can’t go back that way! He’s down that way!”
Travis ignores her as he scoops her up beneath her armpit again.
“Jesus Wendy, look around! We’re trapped if we stay here!”
Wendy blubbers in response, her face a red, snotty mess. But it is enough to get her moving.
Your dash back down the hallway is even madder. The flashlights swing about the hall, strobing in the dimness. Your lizard-brain screams obscenities at you as you run.
Predator this way, danger this way, wrong way, turn around, turn around!
 You shove each and every one of them aside. Just run.
“There!” Diane yells, jamming a finger out in front of her. Twenty paces ahead, to the right of the corridor, sure enough, there it is.
One classroom door is wide open.
You reach it. Immediately you notice what you hadn’t in your dash up the corridor: the door isn’t just open, it’s ruined.
The shabby thing hangs uselessly on its hinges. The metal all around its frame is twisted and warped. A dreadful feeling settles like a suffocating blanket.
This isn’t right.
“Woah, careful.” Diane says, shining her flashlight into the room. Peering cautiously inside, you know in an instant that it’s some kind of science classroom. The black lab countertops are covered now in a thick blanket of dust. Chairs and upturned desks are strewn about the ground like warzone debris, their metal legs jutting out like bayonetts at every angle.
“Take it slow.”
Travis shuffles into the room first with Wendy attached at his hip, helping her step carefully around the minefield.
“Travis?” You ask after him in a breathy pant, still hovering at the edge of the room.
“What.” He says flatly, out of breath himself.
“All that shit blocking the door back there, none of that was here last time?”
“No, it wasn’t. Can we focus please?”
You ignore him, the gears in your head cranking.
“Okay, okay. So there’s only one hall that still leads to the exit? And it’s on the other side of this classroom?”
Travis has already crossed half the room. Josh and Diane follow close behind, trailing at his heels like ducklings.
“Yeah,” He calls back over his shoulder. “Look, I’ll tell you all you want about this place as soon as we’re ten goddamn miles away, now are you coming or not?”
No, this isn’t right. None of it is. The barricaded door is not right. The broken lock just isn’t right, dammit, it's too convenient. Too…
Oh. Oh. Ice water floods your gut.
It’s too deliberate.
The pieces fall into place.
This is Michael’s doing. All of it. He’s been to this building before. He’s been tampering with it.
This classroom is not a lucky break, not even close—it’s a choke-point. An ambush.
It’s a trap.
You open your mouth to scream. Travis and Wendy step through the doorway at the opposite side of the hall.
Out of the shadows, the black shape lunges.
You watch the ambush from the opposite side of the room, a useless, frozen statue. 
Michael’s knife catches the beams of the flashlights and the gore there gleams. He swings it in a powerful arc through the air at Wendy. Denim rips harshly.
With a piercing scream Wendy falls forward into the hall. Travis sprawls backwards into the classroom, unbalanced himself, but springs up again like a cat, pulling his knife from his ankle-holster as he stands, lunging at Michael, swinging blindly.
Michael’s hand strikes faster than a cobra. He catches Travis by the wrist and shoves him with ghastly strength. Travis flies backwards, skidding on the floor, his head colliding with the nearest desk in a heavy thud.
Michael’s bloodied hand closes around the doorknob. He yanks down on it savagely. The knob strains for a moment—the metal around it whining and groaning—then snaps clean off. His red fingers grip the side of the door, and with a lunging step back into the hallway, he slams it shut behind him.
On the other side, Wendy screams hideously.
Travis is on his feet again now, scrabbling madly at the door, trying to pry his fingers between the metal frame to wedge it open. It won’t.
He pounds his fist hard on the glass and yells,
“Run Wendy! Just run!”
You watch through the glass as Wendy clambers painfully to her feet, limping away from Michael.
Michael, vanishing back into the blackness, takes the chase. 
Travis begins a mad dash back out of the room. He leaps over table legs and pushes past you in a blitz, erupting into the hall.
“This way!” He screams behind him, already sprinting. “Come on!”
Josh and Diane lap at his heels. You follow orders as blindly as a soldier in a warzone.
Travis takes a sudden right, skidding around a corner. Then, windmilling his arms to stop his momentum, you see him screech to a halt. As you catch up, you can see why.
It’s an intersection.
“Which way?” Diane gasps, doubled-over in a pant.
Josh points his flashlight at the floor. 
“Fuck. Oh fuck.”
You follow the light of his beam and see the blood, a shuddery trail of heavy droplets. Wendy’s.
Travis flicks his light down the corridor to your left. On the wall is a sign that reads “POOL” in big blue letters.
“Down here!”
Travis is off again, following alongside the bloody trail like a hound. Diane bounds after him.
Josh does not. He stands frozen in place, his chest heaving rapidly with lack of breath, gazing down the hall after the retreating figures. He glances at you. You make eye contact for a split-second.
Josh turns on his heel and starts sprinting away in the direction you just came. His footsteps get fainter. Then they are gone.
In an instant, you are alone again. All alone in the dark. Alone and rooted in place. Your feet won’t move.
Get out, says the lizard-brain. Get out now while he’s distracted, run back to your car, drive away into the night, keep driving for a long time, don’t ever look back, live in a new state, run away from him, survive, survive, survive.
A tightness blossoms in your throat. You feel about to cry again. You can’t leave; you couldn’t even if you wanted to. This place is a labyrinth in the dark and you do not have a flashlight. If you dash back into those barren halls, you will be blind again. Stumbling and helpless again. Easy prey.
Travis knows the building. Travis is your only chance at escape. Travis is your single hope of living to see the sun come up. The lizard-brain considers these possibilities, ignoring the defeatist chanting of your rational brain <no point all over Michael is going to kill you> turning them over and over, before demanding all at once that you un-stick your feet and dash after the lights bobbing down the hall.
Run, now. Before they fade into the black, gone. Run. Go.
You turn on your heel and run like hell.
~
For every ten limping strides she takes, Wendy’s next step is a stumble.
She sprawls on the floor and skins one knee bloody.
She gets up again, but oh God, her hip is on fire. Ahead of her is swallowing black nothingness and behind her is death. Every gulping wheezing breath sucks stale moldy air into her lungs but she’s too numbly frightened to care.
The pounding footsteps echo behind, and oh, please no, he’s still coming. Her body is strong and her legs are thick and powerful from a lifetime of athletics, but the pain, she can’t take it. The painful thudding in her ankle will not bear weight.
Why is he still walking? Why won’t he just catch up? She’s sure that he could if he wanted to.
Is this another game?
Now she sees a faint light up ahead, seeping through a door. She swerves left across the hall, falling as she leaves the support of the wall, crying sharply as she falls, picking herself up again in a flurry of arms and legs—she pushes through the doors.
Beyond them is a pool. A big bright moon dances on the surface of the stagnant black water. She looks up. There, she sees the stars. The building has a glass roof. She takes a gulp of air and gets a whiff of a dank, sour smell, so much worse than the hallway. Rancid.
Limping forward again, she moves quickly to the nearest door in the wall. Reaching the door, she yanks on the handle and steps through, and—
Oh, why her? What did she ever do to deserve this?
It’s not another room at all. It’s a stairwell.
Behind her, the doors clamor violently open. Her head whips around. At the sight of him, she is nearly frozen in place—that black looming silhouette, the hideous white face—this is a nightmare, Wendy thinks, it must be, because boogeymen aren’t real.
Doesn’t matter, the nightmare is getting closer. She shakes off her daze and begins to climb.
The stairs are steep and she winces hard at every slam of her foot down on the cement steps. Up one flight she goes, around the sharp bend, up another. Her busted ankle knocks against the cement which triggers an explosion of pain up her leg. Her hands are cold and clammy now, just as clammy as the railing. She is pulling herself more than climbing. Below her, she hears his boots on the steps, climbing after her.
She’s reached the top, and here is another door. She collapses through it.
She must have done something really terrible in a past life, she thinks, staring out at the space behind the door. She must have done something downright wicked to deserve this. God must be punishing her for it.
It’s just the stadium seating above the pool. Three meager rows of three bleachers and a rusty metal handrail. No other way down, except over the edge. She’s trapped herself.
Oh, but she has to keep moving. He’s coming up the last flight.
She huddles into the far corner and presses flat against the handrail. Leaning on the cold metal with her hip, it stings her bloodied skin like dry ice. She turns around, eyes rotating wildly, and watches the dark figure stepping out through the door.
Death stares her in the eyes, towering and faceless.
The Shape approaches.
~
Ten seconds behind Travis and Diane, you erupt into the pool building. Inside they stand fixed in their places, gawking up at some unseen thing.
Joining them, you see what they are gawking at. You gawk too.
Jutting out from the wall above the pool is a platform with rows of seats. Cowering at the far corner of that platform, gripping the railings, dread setting her face like a stiff, pale, gaping corpse, is Wendy.
Michael is closing in fast.
Travis and Diane scream at her to jump. Jump into the pool, they yell, in desperate chorus.
Wendy looks frantically over the railing—the drop must be thirty feet. But they are right; it is her only chance. Michael will be on top of her in seconds.
You watch in cold horror as Wendy scrambles desperately up the side of the railing, rising to a stand on the top bar, preparing to jump—
—she slips. Her foot slips on her own blood. The railing is covered in it.
Her hands fly open and snap shut again, grabbing at the air, scrabbling for purchase at nothing. Diane utters a sharp scream of surprise.
Wendy plummets like a stone; straight down to the cement.
The crack is sickening. You see a piece of bone erupt through her shin. Your jaw is slack and your eyes are round. Her wails are agony. She writhes on the cement and you can’t look away. You wait for Travis to go to her, to do something.
He doesn’t. He’s white as a sheet.
From the stadium above, Michael peers over the railing at Wendy. He watches her for a moment as if inhaling her fear. Devouring it. Then he turns, disappearing back down the stairwell.
He reappears at the bottom of the steps to stalk slowly toward Wendy.
Wendy sobs and screams as he approaches; she tries to crawl away from him, still trying to reach the pool. You can almost hear her fingernails scraping over the cement, the meaty squishing of her ruined leg dragging awkwardly, uselessly behind her.
You are about to see it, you realize all at once—you are about to witness with your own two eyes just what kind of monster Michael is.
Michael reaches Wendy and his shadow consumes her. Stooping down, he seizes Wendy by her hair and sweeps her with ghastly ease to her knees. 
The world around you has melded into a dizzy haze and you feel like you are underwater. You can see—but not hear—that Wendy’s mouth is moving, begging and screaming. There is a grotesque moment where Michael lets her scream, and you think that the world has stopped turning and frozen on its axis. It is just Michael and Wendy, now; just the monster you despise and fear <and love and need>;
and the girl he is about to slaughter.
The world starts turning again as Michael plunges the knife through Wendy’s throat.
The steel erupts out her skin on the other side along with a geyser of blood. Wendy gurgles and bubbles, coughing, but not really, it can’t even be called that anymore; it is a wet meaty wheeze, a deathrattle.
The light is gone from her eyes as she falls limp.
Michael pushes the back of her head hard. He shoves her carelessly forward. She slides easily off his knife, collapsing. The red spreads quickly out around her on the cement.
Michael studies his kill. His shoulders rise and fall slowly, inhumanly steadily. Fresh glistening red drips off the tips of his fingers as easily as water. 
Suddenly, he turns. His white visage peers across the room. Your heart pumps away in your throat at a hideous speed. 
Michael is looking at you. Not at Travis. Not at Diane. You.
The mask is hideously penetrating, devouring. You watch him back and your mind is silent. Your body is paralyzed. You wait for something within you to change—perhaps for the hole in your chest, the hole that needs Michael, to knit suddenly shut. You wait, and drink in the evil staring back at you, the dark shape that looks human, but on some level is not.
There is no change. 
With a broken, savage scream, Travis shatters the silence.
Michael’s head turns. When his eyes are gone from you, you start to breathe again. He seems to study Travis intently, observing the outburst as if transfixed, fascinated.
Almost contemplatively, Michael looks back down at Wendy’s body on the floor. 
Then, lifting his boot, he wedges it beneath her side.
You look on in stunned silence as Michael kicks Wendy’s lifeless body over. Rolling her closer to the pool.
It is obvious to you what he is doing, bitterly obvious. You’ve been on the receiving end of that behavior more times than you can count. It is sport, yes; play, yes; but it is not just play. What Michael is doing is far, far more heartless, far more deliberately, calculatedly cruel—
—this is taunting.
This is rubbing salt in an open wound. This is pettiness for pettiness’ sake. Michael is taunting Travis like a schoolyard bully.
And Travis takes the bait hook, line and sinker.
“DON’T YOU FUCKING TOUCH HER! I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU! DON’T YOU DARE FUCKING TOUCH HER!”
Deaf to his screams—or more likely saturating himself with them—Michael does it again. He shoves his boot beneath Wendy’s back this time, disgustingly gentle, as if she were a glass figurine, and flips her on her stomach. He flips her again, onto her back. Again, onto her stomach.
He rolls her to the lip of the pool, and Travis only rages harder.
Wendy’s body teeters on the cement ledge. Her arm flops limply down, wrist dangling in the murky water. Michael, planting his boot down on her side, lifts his head again. The awful white mask peers across the way at Travis—screaming, raging Travis—who shreds his voice raw with every spitty syllable.
With a final, lazy flick of his boot, Michael sends Wendy spilling over into the filthy water.
The body lands with a plop and a splash. It bobs for a moment, sinking then, slipping beneath the grime, gone, except for the ripples spreading out, disturbing the stagnant surface.
In Michael’s hideous stare, you can feel his wordless goading.
“Look; she made it.”
Travis collapses to a heap on his knees and beats the cement.
Michael watches intently. A shudder travels the length of your body—even without seeing his eyes, you know that look. It is vicious predatory amusement.
Then, all at once, as if compelled by some invisible force, Michael’s head whips around. Glancing over his shoulder, he goes rigidly still.
Your jaw clenches up tight. He’s heard something. He’s listening, picking up a fresh scent.
As if forgetting about Travis in an instant, Michael turns. You watch the dark figure stalk around the side of the pool, disappearing through the doors at the opposite end. Gone again.
Travis rages. He screams at Michael to come back, because he is going to kill him. He screams all sorts of obscenities and his voice has begun to crack. Diane watches, hugging herself tightly, crying without sound.
Eventually, his screaming peeters out. Travis falls into silence, spent.
Nobody moves for a while. You watch the ripples in the water until they stop. All is still and quiet again.
Diane looks up at you. Her cheeks are streaked with tears. She looks at you longer, and something changes in her eyes, some jarring realization; then, with huge and frightened eyes, she looks past you, out into the hall, and glances all around her.
“Travis?” She says, the panic rising in her voice.
“Where’s Josh?”
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moving-accounts-uwu · 4 years
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Future Stories/Fanfics!
Hiya! I’m new to the whole Tumblr Author scene so please bear with me and be patient! Below is a list of fandoms and characters I write for, as well as themes. I hope to create both original stories and fanfics soon; I also don’t take requests at the moment either! I want to pump out a few stories before I take on requests, and with the few stories I write I’ll finally make a masterlist so you all can stay updated with series or one-shots for fandoms/characters that you love <3 
Here are some fandoms I will write fanfics for:
- Marvel
- Supernatural
- The Walking Dead
- Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit
- Dead by Daylight
- Halloween
- Friday the 13th
- Predator/Yautja
- Aliens/Xenomorphs
- Days Gone
- Far Cry 5
- Knives Out
- Assassin’s Creed
- Resident Evil (2, 3 & 8)
- Call of Duty (Modern Warfare, Ghosts & WWII)
- Final Fantasy (VII, XIII, XIII-2 & XV)
- Detroit: Become Human
- Legend of Zelda
- Horizon: Zero Dawn
- Prey
- Overwatch
- The Witcher
- Until Dawn
- Evolve 
- Dragon Age
- Stranger Things
Characters I Write For:
- Marvel: Steve, Bucky, Clint, Natasha, Pietro, Wanda, Tony, Peter Parker, Thor, Loki, Ultron, Venom
- Supernatural: Sam, Dean
- The Walking Dead: Daryl, Rick, Carl, Glenn, Maggie, Negan, Jesus
- LOTR/Hobbit: Thorin, Fili, Kili, Bilbo, Dwalin, Thranduil, Azog, Elrond, Bard,  Legolas, Aragorn, Frofo, Samwise, Pippin, Merry, Boromir
- Dead by Daylight: Trapper, Wraith, Michael, Huntress, Legion, Ghost Face, Demogorgon, Oni
- Halloween: Michael Myers
- Friday the 13th: Jason Voorhees 
- Predators: Yautja, Ultimate Yautja
- Aliens: Xenomorph
- Days Gone: Deacon, Boozer
- Far Cry 5: Jacob, Joseph, John, Faith, Staci, Eli, Junior Deputy
- Knives Out: Ransom Drysdale 
- Assassin’s Creed: Altair, Malik, Ezio, Connor, Edward, Arno, Kassandra, Alexios, Evie, Jacob, Eivor
- Resident Evil (2, 3 & 8): Leon, Mr X, Jill, Carlos, Nemesis, Karl Heisenberg
- Call of Duty (MW, Ghosts & WWII): Price, MacTavish, Ghost, Roach, Nikolai, Yuri, Zussman, Logan Walker
- Final Fantasy (VII, XIII, XIII-2 & XV): Cloud, Zack, Tifa, Sephiroth, Vincent, Lightning, Hope, Snow, Fang, Vanille, Yuj, Maqui, Noel, Caius
- Detroit: Become Human: Connor, Markus, Kara, Hank, Daniel, Gavin, Luther
- Legend of Zelda: Link, Sidon, Ganon
- Horizon: Zero Dawn: Aloy, Erend, Varl, Avad, Teb
- Prey: Typhon, Phantom, Mimic, Nightmare, Poltergeist, Technopath
- Overwatch: McCree, Reaper, Soldier 76, Hanzo, Reinhardt, Tracer, Widowmaker, Sombre, Mercy, Junkrat, Genji, Baptiste, Orisa, Zarya
- Witcher: Geralt, Ciri, Jaskier
- Until Dawn: Josh, Sam, Mike, Chris, Wendigo
- Evolve: Goliath, Wraith, Kraken, Behemoth, Gorgon
- Dragon Age: Solas, Varric, Iron Bull, Cassandra, Dorian, Sera, Cullen, Hawke, Cole, Vivienne
- Stranger Things: Steve Harrington, Billy Hargrove, Eddie Munson, Jonathan Byers, Jim Hopper
What I write:
- Series
- One-shots
- Fluff
- Angst
- Smut
- Romance
- Slow Burns
- Enemies to Lovers/Enemies to Friends to Lovers
- Strangers to Lovers/Strangers to Friends to Lovers
- x Reader
- Original Female & Male Characters
- Polyamorous 
- Hurt/Comfort
- Dub-con/Non-con (stories with these will have warnings!!!)
- Kinks
- Monsters
- Aliens
- Robots
- AU’s
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Michael Myers x Reader
May contain gore, sexual content, and kidnapping. Read at your own risk.
Chapter 15
It was time to go back to work from my slight break. The last two days of my break became slightly rough because of Kate yelling at Michael. I didn't expect him to follow what Noah created. I walked into work and seen Josh. He became a close friend since I started working here. Not as close as Kate though. "Hey, (y/n)." "Hey, Josh. How's everything?" "It's going well, you?" "Everything is fine." "Looks like you haven't slept." "Really?" He nodded. I sighed. "Just some stuff going on at home." "Boyfriend stuff?" "Sort of, it's also my bestie." "Just suck his dick, it works for me." We both laughed. "Where's your boyfriend to keep you in check?" "Home most likely. Anyways, what's going on with them." I shook my head. "That bad you can't tell me?" "Yeah, I got to get to my shift. Talk later." I waved and walked to go do what I needed to.
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"I can't believe you Michael!" Kate yelled at Michael and he stared at her. "You want to help? Follow that damn story!" He just kept staring at her which made Kate more irritated. "How does (y/n) put up with you!? After everything you've done to her and she still let you back into her life!" Michael started to get pissed. "She should have turned you away! I can't believe how stupid (y/n) was to let you back in her life! You're nothing good for her, she deserves better!" "Take that...back." He stood up from the couch. "I don't have to take shit back when it's the truth! You couldn't do anything to change your life and become better for her!" Michael grabbed Kates throat and raised her off the floor. She clawed his arm, trying to get away. His grip kept tightening. Michael didn't bother to look at the door when it opened.
"Michael!?" He looked at me and dropped Kate. "What happened while I was at work!?" Kate coughed, trying to get air back into her lungs. Michael mumbled something and went upstairs. I sighed and helped Kate up. "What happened? He doesn't do that for no reason." She shook her head. "Kate?" "Fine...I told him the truth." She looked away. "What do you mean?" She looked at me. "He doesn't deserve you. After everything he's done to you, you deserve better. He couldn't even become something better for you." I sighed. "You've got to be kidding me." I rested my head in my hand. "You expected him to follow that story? He's not going to change and I'm fine with that. He's never going to be out of my life, he'll find me wherever I go." "But ba-" "Yes, he didn't find me there, but when I came back here he did. You started something you shouldn't have. He has anger issues and just like what happened back then, you just fueled it."
"What do you mean?" "My dad hit Michael in the back of his head with a pan. Michael killed him. The cops shot at him, they died. My best friend tried to protect me, he died. You're lucky I got back when I did." "W-What's going to happen to me?" I looked at her. "Hopefully, you'll get lucky. Don't start something again because I might not be around to help you out of it." "You're siding with that psycho!?" "I'm siding with nobody. I just rather not lose my bestie." I sighed getting up. "Get some rest, you might have a bruise when you wake up." I walked upstairs to my room. Michael was laying on the bed with his back towards the door.
"Michael?" Silence. "I know you're not sleeping." He grunted and I walked over to him. "We need to do something about your anger." He looked at me, still visibly pissed off. I sat next to him. "Say something, don't just glare at me." Michael pulled me to him and sighed. "Calming down?" "Mhm.." He nuzzled his face into my neck. "Kate told me what happened." "She called you...stupid." I laughed and he looked at me. "We call each other names a lot, don't take that to the heart. We need to find a way to control your anger, Michael." I turned so I could look at him better. "You help with that." He kissed my cheek. "Yeah, but when I'm not around, your anger escalates."
Michael kissed me. "You're not getting out of this talk." He smirked and kissed me again. "Michael, stop." I pushed his face away and he grunted. "You'll live without any kisses." He gave me sad puppy eyes. "Nope, now how to control your anger when I'm not here." He sighed, seeing he wouldn't win. "If a fight happens, you can always talk it out." He looked at me. "I'm not that...good at talking." "Mmmm, true. At least not with your anger." "Talk tomorrow." He yawned. I got up, shut the light off, and tried to sleep. I had to work and was scared something would happen again.
I woke up to the smell of breakfast and went downstairs. "Good morning Kate, Michael." "Morning." They both said. I seen the slight bruise that formed on Kates throat and sat down. "Michael? Kate?" "Yes?" Kate said. "Hm?" Michael said. "How about talking things out?" They stared at me and I sighed. "Kate, out of everyone I know, you know how to talk things out." "I have nothing to say to that psycho." "You've got to be kidding me." I got up. "You didn't finish your food." "I'm fine, I got to go." I grabbed my things and left for work. When I got there, I texted Kate.
Me: When I get home, you two have better talked shit out. You started it and need to finish it in a better way. Don't even try anything else. I don't want to come home to another fight or you dead. I got to get to work now, bye.
I didn't wait for her to respond and turned my phone off. I sighed to myself, slightly irritated. Everything was going fine until she started a stupid fight. "Hey! Boss wants to see ya." "Huh? Why?" "I don't know, she didn't say." "Alright, thanks Josh." I walked to Ms. Millers office and knocked. "Come in." I walked in and closed the door. "Ah, (y/n), please, sit." "You wanted me Ms. Miller?" "Due to, some recent decisions by the board, I need to lay people off. I'm afraid I have to let you go." "What? Bu-" "I'm sorry, but please get your things together. You'll receive your last paycheck by the end of the week. If you can, ask Terry to come see me." I nodded and left her office to find Terry. I never really talked to him, nobody did. They say he's weird, but we work in different sectors. "Uh, Terry?" "Hm?" "Ms. Miller needs to see you." He nodded and walked off.
I went to gather my things. "(y/n)?" "Hey Josh. I was laid off." "What? Why?" "Something to do with the board." "I'll miss seeing you everyday." "We can always text and hang out when you're off." I smiled and waved as I left. I turned my phone back on and went home. I walked into the house. "Guys? I'm home!" Nothing. I walked to Kates room and she wasn't there. Her bed had some blood on it. "Oh fuck, please no." I ran upstairs, nothing. I ran to the basement and seen Michael with Kate. "What the fuck Michael!?" He looked at me then Kate. She was still breathing, but unconscious. "I leave for work, get fired, and come back to this. Are you fucking kidding me!" I went over to Kate and untied her. She didn't seem to have any serious cuts, just enough to knock her out. I dragged her up the stairs and Michael followed. I laid her on the couch and got the medical kit. "What the fuck happened while I was gone!?" Michael didn't answer and walked to the kitchen with his knife. I sighed, cleaning and sewing her cuts.
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Josh Washington x male reader fanfic. Josh dressed as The Psycho kills Mike and Emily with a machete. Josh's s/o is upstairs in the shower and hears the screams, and only dressed in a towel, they go downstairs and witness Josh hacking the bodies up. A chase happens and Josh's s/o trips and the towel falls off. But it's revealed that Josh's s/o knew all along about his revenge plan. Then Josh fucks his s/o in the mouth and they both burn down the lodge.
Are you the same person who sent in like a Myer’s request and a Frank request? because if you are you’re a level of chaotic violent horny and I’m here for it. 
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It’s… an interesting feeling. Being back at the lodge with all of your friends after so long. Part of you hadn’t wanted to return, not after what happened but…you had to be there for Josh. He was your boyfriend, and he wanted this, he deserved this. So you followed along up the mountain, and to the lodge, freezing your ass off as you went.
On the bright side the way up was spent with lots of flirting, although it’s flirting that would, ultimately, go nowhere on the trip. After all this wasn’t about you, or you and Josh’s relationship. This was about your friends.
So once everyone’s arrived, and Emily and Jess have already started fighting you kiss Josh on the cheek. “Since you got the hot water on, hot stuff, I’m gunna go warm up. I’ve not stopped shiver since the minute we started up the mountain.”
Josh watches you go, and just before you’re out of his reach swats at your ass.
Honestly it’s cruel of him to tease you at a time like this.
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It’s easy enough for the psycho stalking the group of teens at the lodge. He bides his time and waits. It’s Mike he’ll take out first, without Mike there’s no one to play the hero.
So when he gets frustrated with Jessica, and goes to let of steam for a while in another room he strikes.
It’s a good fight. Mike seemed to know it was know joke, and fought as if his life depended on it, which it did. But sadly for him, in the end, it was for not. See, Mike put all his strength into the beginning of the struggle, which is fine, at least until he’s too tired to continue putting in that level of effort. And then it was easy enough to force Mike to the ground, on his knees, and slit his throat.
It’s…an anticlimactic end. The psycho had expected, wanted something better. Something gorier.
A clean death like this?
It wouldn’t get the reaction he wanted from the others.
But he still has a machete, and so he gets to work. If Mike’s body didn’t naturally meet an end complimentary to his vision, then he’ll hack the body up until it meets his standards.
-A scream. That’s what draws you out of your post shower daze. You had been lazily working yourself over in the shower, attempting to get all your sexual frustration out here and now so that you can actually enjoy the rest of the time in the cabin.
At first you assume it’s just Chris scaring someone with a dumb joke, but then you hear the scream again. Now you pause, hands still lingering bellow your waist.
There’s no follow up scream. There’s no sound at all.
Only now do you realize, aside from the running water, the cabin sounds eerily quiet. No dumb drunken laughter or the sound of conversation from your friends.
You turn the water off and listen.
Nothing.
Something’s not right.
The anxiety is resting in the pit of your gut, and your libido has successfully been killed by the strangeness of it all. Grabbing a towel you make your way out from the bathroom and into the hall.
Really…You should have asked Josh where he’d put your bags before you’d taken a shower. Not having any clothes to change into…sucks.
If you get murdered with your junk out that’ll be embarrassing.
“Josh?”
You call out for your boyfriend, voice echoing in the overwhelming silence of the cabin.
How could it be so…empty?
There was a whole group of people here only an hour ago!
“Josh this isn’t funny!”
Bare feet padding across the cold wooden floor you make your way to Josh’s room. It’s like a seen in the movie, you throw the door open suddenly as if it’s burned you- only to be met with an empty room.
Incredibly relieved you start to laugh at your own anxiety. After all, what were you expecting-
The closet bursts open suddenly.
The door hits the wall hard enough to leave a dent, and your met with a sight from someone’s nightmare. A masked stranger covered in blood, but more than that. He in one hand he held a machete, just as stained as his clothing, and in the other Emily’s decapitated head.
Suddenly you feel sick to your stomach.
You’re frozen in your spot, legs not wanting to move due to fear.
This stranger, a psycho, a killer just stares at you. You can feel the predatory smile he must have under the mask radiating off of him in waves. He drops Emily’s head. It bounces, and rolls to you, eventually stopping near your foot.
A small scream leaves you, as her blood dried hair touches your once clean leg, staining you crimson.
Finally you tear your terrified gaze away from the decapitated ex friend to the killer. He’s holding up 3 fingers.
2 fingers.
1.
Realization hits you like a freight train and you take off down the hall, not stopping or hesitating even after the towel flies from your body. Who cares if you’re naked? You don’t have time to worry about modesty when your head is on the line.
Despite your attempts at running…You don’t get very far.
See, you’re at a very significant disadvantage.
You hadn’t bothered to actually dry off before attempting to find Josh, and so you’d left a wet trail in your wake. It didn’t take long before your slick trail resulted in you skidding into a nearby wall, your head connecting to the corner, and knocking you to the ground.
You’re caught.
You don’t get up. You don’t even try. There’s no point.
The slow steady footsteps of the killers boots are only inches away. Holding your head you close your eyes and wait.
“Shit! Babe are you okay?”
Josh’s concerned voice rings out, and you open your eyes to see him already ditching the mask to get a better look at your head wound. It’s cute, how concerned he is. The two of you have played this little cat and mouse game before, although never as thrilled or involving any actual deaths before, and it often ended with you injured like this. Every time it resulted in Josh breaking character to make sure your clumsy self was okay. “Yeah, I think I’m good.” You smile up at him ignoring the hand he offers in hopes of helping you up. Instead you rise to just your knees. “Hurts, but I’m good.” He smells like blood. It’s absolutely radiating off of him.
It does nothing to hinder your growing arousal though, especially when you notice the obvious bulge he’s sporting.
“What are you-”
Sex isn’t on his mind now, despite how much his dick wants to disagree, after all Josh cares about you. It’s cute.
You’ll assure him that you’re fine later. For now you just want to suck the soul out of him while he runs those bloody fingers through your hair.
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                                 CHARACTER LIST/RULES
WHAT I’LL WRITE: 
nsfw and sfw
any (insert race/ethnicity/particular thing) for reader
any gender pronouns/identity
delicious polyamory content
dubcon
yandere/darker material 
WHAT I WON’T WRITE:
incest
pedophilia
RAPE!!! do not ask me for this, seriously
scat/watersport/spitting
character match-ups
supernatural, superhero, mutant, creature, etc. readers. 
CHARACTERS:
arvin russell (devil all the time)
dani ardor (midsommar)
dennis rafkin (13 ghosts)
david mccall (fear 1996)
billy loomis
brahms heelshire
ben hargreeves (umbrella academy)
beth washington (until dawn)
carrie white
candyman
charles lee “chucky” ray
claudia (interview with the vampire -platonic only-)
chris hartley (until dawn)
emily davis (until dawn)
ginger fitzgerald (gingersnaps)
hannibal lecter (1991)
jason dean/jd
jennifer check
jordan li (gen v)
josh washington (until dawn)
jessica riley (until dawn)
jim (28 days later)
kevin khatchadourian
louis de pointe du lac (interview with the vampire)
lestat de lioncourt (interview with the vampire)
mike munroe (until dawn)
matthew taylor (until dawn)
mrs. lovett (sweeney todd)
nancy downs (the craft)
norman bates (1960)
pelle (midsommar)
patricia (split)
robert neville (i am legend)
sidney prescott
stu macher
sweeney todd
sandie collins (last night in soho)
shane walsh (the walking dead)
samantha giddings (until dawn)
tatum riley
tiffany valentine
v (from v for vendetta)
yautja (predator films)
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NON-SLASHER/HORROR CHARACTERS: 
hellboy (2004)
abe sapien (2004)
sebastian valmont (cruel intentions)
I DO NOT WRITE FOR:
michael myers
bubba sawyer
nubbins sawyer 
chop-top
drayton sawyer
freddy krueger
baby Firefly
captain spaulding
otis driftwood
CHARACTER COLLECTIONS:
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billy loomis, jordan li, kevin khatchadourian, stu macher, jd/jason dean, sebastian valmont, nathan prescott, josh washington, david mccall, sparrow!ben hargreeves, pelle, and occasionally arvin russell.
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tiffany valentine, jennifer check, carrie white, nancy downs, jordan li, ginger fitzgerald, sandie collins, and occasionally, patricia (from split)
crazy ass husbands gang consists of:
hannibal lecter, shane walsh, norman bates, v (from v for vendetta), candyman, joel miller, robert neville, lestat de lioncourt, jim (28 days later), abe sapien, bo sinclair, vincent sinclair, lester sinclair
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Billy Hargrove x Female reader
Chapter one
Summer had just started in Hawkins, everybody was going on vacation, partying and enjoying their break before college begins. Amy Myers on the other hand didn't know what she wanted to do now she had officially left school, the first few days were bliss! Sleeping in until 11am, taking a drive into town for lunch, coming home and working out in her garage, usually running, skipping, yoga and dancing.
On this day Amy walked downstairs at 10am, because it was the weekend her parents were home, she walked down and plonked herself at the table and began pouring some cereal into a bowl.
"Morning sweetie" her mother Rachel said, "hey mom" Amy replied whilst searching for a glass for her orange, her father Tom slid one over to her with a smile but never taking he's gaze off the newspaper in he's hands.
"You have any plans for today honey?" Mrs Myers asked Amy who had just finished pouring a glass of orange, "uh yeah actually, I'm going in to town to see if there any any jobs available" Amy said this quiet as she knew not going to  college wasn't what her parents planned but she wasn't sure what she wanted to do with her life and taking a year to decide that seemed the best option for her, even though her grades were a high standard.
"Oh that sounds nice, we'll hopefully you will find something, I mean even if not I'm sure you could get a last minute place at a local college?" Mrs Myers said looking at Amy with a smirk that said a job wasn't going to be long term.
After breakfast Amy headed up to her room to get dressed, she looked through her closet and decided on a pair of black shorts a red vest and her red Chuck Taylor high tops, she didn't have to do much with her long dark wavy hair as it always fell into its own place, she just ran a comb through it and brushed it to one side.
Amy headed downstairs and shouted to her parents "see you later guys", "bye honey!" they both called from the kitchen. Once outside she got in to her Ford Mustang, she loved her car, it was her dads old car but he gifted it to her because of her good grades when he got a new one, which she was very happy about. She backed out of her drive on Maple street, a well respected neighbourhood of Hawkins and headed for town.
When she pulled up she rolled her eyes at the amount of kids around town, she was confident and popular girl who knew everyone but had a small group of friends and tried her best to keep it that way by keeping out of everyone's business. Her circle consisted of her childhood friends Jenny Grey, Jonathan Byers and Nancy Wheeler. Amy spent more time with Jenny over the last year since Jonathan and Nancy became a thing, they were always together on dates or what ever, Amy didn't want to be jealous but she longed for someone to look at her like Jonathan looked at Nancy, she hoped this summer would change that.
Amy stepped out of her car and looked around as the stores wondering where she could find a job, the first place she spotted was Melvalds general store, she knew Jonathan's mom worked there and hopefully could pull some strings.
She walked in and it was like a ghost town, walking up and down the isles looking for Joyce or anyone for that matter!, she heard a rustling from behind the counter, leaning over she saw Joyce sat on the floor eating potato chips! "Good morning Mrs Byers" she looked down smiling at her, Joyce shot up from the floor looking flustered, "oh I'm so sorry Amy I didn't hear you come in! .. how can I help you dear?" Amy chucked "its ok ... I was actually hoping you might have a job vacancy you know with everybody going off to college, I thought you may need a hand?" Looking around instantly realising that probably wants going to be the case, Joyce thinking the same she looked around and put her hands out "I wish I could help you out honey, Jonathan told me your plan to take a break from school, but as you can see I'm not exactly needed around here mysef" Amy smiled at her "not to worry Mrs Byers thank you for you're time" and she headed for the door, "Amy? Call me Joyce honey it's been what 17 years! Good luck with the job search!" Joyce shouted to her, she blew Joyce a kiss and went out of the door.
Amy went in to a few stores, the arcade even the dry cleaners but nothing! She was realising she left it a little late to find a job, all of the drop outs snatched them up knowing they were going nowhere.
She slumped into her car and laid her head back ready to give up, she looked at herself in the rear view mirror and noticed someone walking behind the car in a Hawkins pool shirt, "the pool!" She thought, starting up the car she pulled out of the parking spot and headed for the pool.
It was a 5 minute drive from town until she pulled up outside the pool. It was busy today because the weather was nice, she thought to herself "summer in Hawkins, more people at the pool equals more staff?" practicing what to say as to why she should get a job here.
She got out of the car and headed for the little office behind a glass window where a little spotty teen sat, "oh hi...." Amy said to him looking down at he's name badge and smiling "...Josh is it possible to speak to your manager?" The teen looked shocked just staring at her, no reply, Amy coughed and smiled again, "oh uh yeah 2 seconds" Josh said running to a room behind him" Amy sighed at him.
The manager came out, he was a fairly old guy, "hello? I'm the manager here how can I be of assistance" he said kindly. Amy stepped forward giving him her winning bright white teethy smiling, "good afternoon sir, I was hoping I could speak to you about a job? You see I left Hawkins high last week but I'm unsure what I want to do as of yet and I got thinking, what do I love doing? exercise and looking after others came way up the list and I thought you know what Hawkins pool is the place for me! What do you say?... John" Amy said looking at he's name badge. She watched he's face for a whole, second guessing her all or nothing speech, "you know what we have a few of our regulars asking wether we do yoga classes, is that something you can help with if so I can help you out!" Amy's eyes lit up, "you're kidding me! I am the yoga queen John!" She couldn't believe her luck she was expecting to get shot down, cool off in the pool and go home for dinner. "Brilliant you can start tomorrow! 10am" with that he walked back in to the office.
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Y/n: Listen, I’m going to need you to relax.
Josh: *Slamming his hands on a table* HOW CAN IT BE BIRTHDAY CAKE FLAVORED IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR?!
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