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etakeh · 8 months
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In case you think the writers on strike aren't making good use of their time, think no more!
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Only click the read more if you're fully prepared. I'm taking no responsibility past this point.
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Help a guy out. He's stuck. Who's got 18 brothers who all wanna cook. (source)
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prokopetz · 6 months
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I feel like I've discovered something dangerous.
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Top 10 of 2023
Polite Society dir. Nida Manzoor
Rye Lane dir. Raine Allen-Miller
Showing Up dir. Kelly Reichardt
Blue Jean dir. Georgia Oakley
Reality dir. Tina Satter
How to Have Sex dir. Molly Manning
Anatomy of a Fall dir. Justine Triet
Past Lives dir. Celine Song
Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret dir. Kelly Fremon Craig
A Thousand and One dir. A.V. Rockwell
Honourable Mentions:
Fair Play dir. Chloe Dumont, Priscilla dir. Sofia Coppola, The Pod Generation dir. Sophie Barthes, You Hurt My Feelings dir. Nicole Holofcener, Bottoms dir. Emma Seligman
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thatsbelievable · 4 months
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sirartwork · 5 months
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A Modest Response
to that list of "Places Women Won't Go for A First Date" that's been floating around:
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things to do on a saturday
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phoenixlionme · 3 months
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My favorite WLW couples that has one being bisexual and other a lesbian
Chaagie -Charlie is bisexual and Vaggie is a lesbian
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2. Lumity - Luz is bisexual and Amity is a lesbian
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3. Yasammy - Yasmina is bisexual and Sammy is a lesbian
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wip · 1 year
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hi, i was wondering if we’ll ever get a feature similar to twitter’s lists? those are the only thing i miss after completely shutting down my twitter usage a while ago. i would love to be able to group my followed blogs by theme, for example. i follow fandom blogs and aesthetic blogs and etc so sometimes i want to see a specific type of content but have to wade through everything else on my dash for it
Answer: Hey there, @funky-lil-ghost!
As it happens, I have literally already built the backend for it (way back in 2016!), only things here at HQ have been *busy* lately and there just hasn’t been any room on any of our priority lists to build it in a way you good folk can use yet.
So what we can say is this: we love the idea, and hope it comes to fruition one day just as you describe!
Thanks for your question.
Love,
—Cyle
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creatingnikki · 1 year
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things to remember in 2023
goodbye emo era, goodbye empath era, goodbye all you eras that have been putting others + emotions at the center of everything. hello self-serving era. self-serving, not selfish. see, more accurate vocabulary can make all the difference. 
choose people who choose you. bare minimum is not impressive. it’s only an indicator that hmmm maybe I can explore what something with this person could lead to. it’s the basic eligibility criteria for opening up your time/schedule to someone, not heart. only time. 
new people don’t need to know life stories and trauma from before 2018. if you want to talk about it just write about it, write it into your book. 
do not listen to your parents. I mean this in the most respectful possible way. you are an adult now, you make your own decisions. because 20 years from now if you are sad and miserable and hating your life and you tell them hey it’s because you made me la la la chances are they are going to turn around and be like nobody forced you, you were an adult, you made your own decisions. so just make your own decisions. and they would be right. like just dodge the emotional manipulation and the drama and the guilt and lack of validation from them for a bit and go ahead and do things you want to in your life. and you already have daddy issues, right? pacify them in bed or something idk. just make your own bloody decisions independent of what your family/others expect of you.
explore more Hindi music. 
channelize certain things you’ve seen in most men around you. channelize compartmentalization. channelize binary problem solving. channelize cutting your losses and exiting at the right time from romantic situations that do not have any future no matter how much you feel for them in the present. 
do not force yourself to write fiction. maybe you don’t want to create stories. maybe you just want to write down what you already know. maybe you just want to write creative non-fiction. why is that a bad thing? don’t you think it’s time to let go of the ideas you have hyper-romanticized and see things for what they really are and then work with them? 
dating apps are not where you will find love. hook-ups, maybe. but drama-free hook-ups? yeah, not quite sure about that either. let’s just go back to how we were before? let’s just focus on our life and believe that love will happen if and when it’s supposed to? 
self-dates must make a return. you found that amazing second-hand bookseller next to your home and your favourite cafe from Bangalore is now in Mumbai and so many new art galleries are opening up around and when was the last time you went to Marine Drive and maybe it’s time to sneak into your college to go have your favourite food again from the canteen and maybe after work you can stay around and explore the popular bars and maybe you can find a post office next to your new apartment so you can start sending letters and packages to your best friend again. I know, I know 2022 was a year of such dramatic highs that gave you such adrenaline rush that coming back to things that were more grounded and brought you joy seems difficult but baby please. you cannot run towards psychosis so soon, okay? come back. 
on that note, let’s find a yoga class around your apartment and also a gurudwara. 
sign up for experiences and invest for the long term but do not invest in material things like furniture. at this point you are the typical mid-20s person who is free to up and leave whenever and wherever and you haven’t found a place you want to call home yet anyway. so keep your money liquid, don’t lock it up in stupid things, but invest for the long-term in equity assets to create wealth. also, go meet your accountant please. and get life insurance. 
do not let family stuff get to you emotionally. deal with it in a logistic, functional, and objective way. as much as possible. 
you really don’t have to respond to people within 24 hours, 48 hours, or even a week. I mean other than very few selected people (family, best friend, and your partner), nobody is owed your immediate attention. and even these inner circle people are owed your immediate attention only in a way where you keep them in the loop to let them know you are alive and doing okay. 
you are a warm person and it’s easy for people to like you wherever you go. but you have such limited time, energy, and brain cells. you cannot scale yourself like a company. which means if you more people want to get to know you, talk to you, etc., you can’t supply them with that because you are not a scalable product. okay? okay. 
earning more money will help only in a limited manner if you do not budget and control your spending. it’s not the person who earns more that is rich but the person who saves and invests and doesn’t take debt for consumption purposes. you can no longer be the ironic financial writer like in the confessions of a shopaholic. you are no longer a kid, you are an adult who has to take care of yourself and soon your dependents and so you cannot keep ranting on about capitalism while falling constant prey to it. instead you have to benefit from it.
figure out what is your choice of poison. for when you wanna just vibe, for when you want to get drunk drunk, for when you wanna be bhand. figure it out. 
think of studying Korean as doing an undergrad degree. so you know you have to stick with this for the next three years. this way you don’t see it as a short-term fancy but as a longer term commitment and reach level 6 of fluency in the language. this way, by the time you are in your late 20s, you will actually be able to read Korean books in Hangul and not the English translation. that’s your goal, isn’t it? and writing poetry in Korean too. 
your high school friend answered the question no doctor was. when you drink alcohol, make sure there is a 3-hour gap between that and your medication. but also keep the drinking in check. I mean honestly, iced coffee and fresh fruit juices for the win. 
you go through people like you go through books. but people are not books. time to pick up actual books again and press pause on people. 
do not commit anything to anybody because you have no sense of stability or certainty in your life right now. that doesn’t make you flighty. that doesn’t make you irresponsible. in fact, it makes you responsible because you aren’t making promises you aren’t sure you are capable of keeping even if you want to keep them. actions > intentions. 
time to have a skincare routine. your sister has written you a whole blog on it - just follow that. 
also oh my god. being twenty five/twenty six does not make you old. you don’t have to look at the younger people you interact with and feel uncool or outdated because then that’s how you’ll always feel. like when you were younger, you would look at the older people and think they are so cool, graceful, smart, and badass. divine, even. then that’s what you are becoming now. not knowing what certain emojis and slang means really has no bearing on how relevant you are. 
this isn’t an exhaustive list, so come back. don’t just write this and forget all about it. come back, review, revise, add. but most importantly, remember. remember this is for you. so that you minimise pain and failure and shitty feelings and maximise peace and success and joy. and you do like optimum utilisation of resources, don’t you? so do that. apply yourself for yourself. that’s where the returns are the highest. 
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hannahhook7744 · 4 months
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Known Descendants Stuff (Part 2);
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Known Auradon Tv Show(s):
Toddlers Without Tiaras.
Auradon’s Classiest Home Videos.
Big Bling Theory.
Auradon’s Ninja Warriors.
Palaces and Coronations.
Trading Carpets. 
Stranger thingamabobs.
My Fair Lady.
Chipped.
The Prince Is Right.
Aurora The Explorer.
The Young And The Crownless.
Little Dwarves, Big Giants.
The Great Auradon Bake Off.
Get Down With The Ballgown.
Real Princesses Of Charmingsville.
How I Met Your Fairy Godmother.
Known Auradon Tv Channel(s):
AAC.
ABS.
NAC.
WDA.
Good Deeds.
Fairy Planet.
Courtesy Central.
Kindness.
Bipidity. 
Magic Network.
National Enchantment.
Princess Broadcasting. 
Known Isle Tv Channel(s):
Evil Isle.
Known Isle Tv Show(s):
Judge Frollo.
Wharf Watch.
Cruella de Vil’s Coat Club.
Skin Deep With Mother Gothel.
Known Businesses:
Knuckle Punch.
The Market Place.
Pedro’s Meals For Eels.
Known Punishment(s):
The Stocks. 
Known Thing(s):
Human-Animal Translator Earpiece. 
Stocks. 
Centipedes in a bag.
Worms for sail.
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Known Food(s):
Snake Eggs.
Seaweed Smoothie.
Stale Muffins.
Moldy Jelly Donuts. 
Crepes.
Canned Cream Spinach.
Tongue Tinglers.
Banana Cream Pie.
Eel Tails.
Curdled Cream.
Rotten Apples.
Crab Apples.
Gruel.
Known Class(es):
Accelerated Piracy.
Understanding Goblin Speech.
Chartering And Navigation. 
Coin And Jewel Calculus.
Advanced Wickedness.
Under The Sea: Science Below The Surface.
History Of The Isle.
Known Social Media:
Auratube (YouTube).
Part 1.
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docgold13 · 22 days
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All The Jokers
From the best of the best to the not so best of the rest...*
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1). Mark Hamill
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2). Heath Ledger
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3). Cesar Romero
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4). Frank Welker
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5). Jack Nicholson
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6). Alan Tudyk
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7). Joaquin Phoenix
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8). Zach Galfinakis
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9). Lennie Weinrib
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10). John DiMaggio 11). Kevin Michael Richardson
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12). Jeff Bennett
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13). Cameron Monaghan**
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14). Troy Baker 15). John Kassir
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16). Jason Spisak
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17). Larry Storch
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18). Brent Spiner 19). Michael Emerson
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20). Michael McKean
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21). Jeff Bergman
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22). Barry Keoghan
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23). Lloyd Floyd
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24). Jared Leto
*Agree, disagree; have I left anyone out? Let me know what you think.
**Cameron Monaghan did not specifically portray The Joker in the television show Gotham; but rather a thinly veiled alternative due to licensing rights or some such matter. Yet The Joker and Jerome were essentially a difference without a distinction...
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ebookfriendly · 1 year
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A big round of applause for all parents who read books to their children 👏👏👏 Read more
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insomniac-arrest · 2 years
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My Favorite Historical List
Foodstuffs in American invented to curb sexual desire.
Graham crackers: a cookie to avoid your cookie. Sylvester Graham believed that “carnal desire” caused headaches, epilepsy, and insanity. He invented something very impressively bland and stale, believing the harder your teeth throb the harder other parts of you won’t. Obviously, to this day we eat them in the woods at night to keep Bigfoot away 😏.
Granula/Granola: Originally created by James Caleb Jackson in the ongoing war against the horniest meal of the day, breakfast. Author of other such publications as Dancing: Its Evils and Its Benefits and American Womanhood: Its Peculiarities and Necessities. Like the others, he was a staunch vegetarian that believed just as dust to dust, consuming meat lead to consuming meat. 
Corn Flakes: the classic wet breakfast to get you dry, created by John Harvey Kellogg. You know him, you’re concerned about him, this haunted son of a gun employed a high-powered enema machine daily that could shoot fifteen gallons of water up into his christian hole as God intended. Kellogg also improved upon granula, adding the O in there so he could remove the O in others, amen.
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Zine: How to fill up your empty notebooks (ideas)
Because I love notebooks and I have many many notebooks 📝🌸
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10 things Henry Wotton does that scare and confuse me
Does not engage with Dorian’s antisemitism
To paraphrase MandaloreGaming, “[Henry] not being [antisemitic and/or] racist feels almost like a plot hole.”
In fact, Henry is the only one to treat Sybil’s manager like a human being.
“Lord Henry, upon the other hand, rather liked him. At least he declared he did, and insisted on shaking him by the hand and assuring him that he was proud to meet a man who had discovered a real genius and gone bankrupt over a poet.”
This isn’t even him being mocking, we have seen that Henry doesn’t mock in such an involved way—he prefers to talk shit afterwards (not counting Basil :( ).
Says a ton of misogynistic shit, but never takes a misogynistic action
You would expect a guy as supposedly misogynistic as Henry to be offended and insult every woman who argues against him, but he just talks with them and genuinely takes them seriously. He tries to convince them of his ideas, but if they don’t believe him, he doesn’t push it.
Implied to have close relationships with sister and his aunt.
Gwendolyn is the only sibling that is named and that is because she is the only one he makes a point to hang out with.
Same with Aunt Agatha.
Is possibly implied to have gotten at least a bit annoyed with Dorian sleeping with Gwendolyn (his sister). *this is based off the way Dorian reacts after Basil brings it up. Considering that entire moment was added in the 1891 ver, it’s certainly interesting, but nothing definitive, so take this with a grain of salt!
Has a decent relationship with his wife
Based on the fact Victoria was able to divorce him at all, he respected her enough to not put up a legal fight (divorce in England was difficult as fuck because women essentially became property to their husbands. They didn’t own anything and couldn’t even bring up a case without a man doing so. The fact Victoria was able to do so and the fact no other family members are mentioned, implies he brought the case to court for her, thus making the divorce process much easier than it ever would have been)
Always involves the women who enter discussions with him. 
He never once objects to them out nor insults them or makes them feel inferior or otherwise unwelcome. Constantly, he cheekily, but genuinely, suggests that the women he speaks with should have their own ‘fun’ regardless of the scandal involved. Recall that Victorian society characterized women as only valuable as wives and less than human. Henry is actively inviting women to be just as bad as men, thus seeing them at the same level as men. 
More so, in chapter 17, his banter with the duchess is not done so mockingly. Like his early conversations with Basil, Henry entertains and elaborates on her ideas, never once dismissing her. Even when he points out things she’s gotten wrong in his perspective, he does so playfully, which we actually haven’t seen him do with anyone except for Basil.
The entire scene with the Duchess of Monmouth in chapter 18. 
Henry is strangely gentle and compassionate with her in a way we have never seen him be with anyone (even Dorian!). He is genuine with her in a way that is comforting, he compliments her, makes her laugh, and, weirdly, warns her not to enter a scandal.
Owns a parrot.
Is pretty accurate on the importance of youth in society
Ever since the 1960s, youth culture has absolutely dominated social norms
The concept of teenagers and childhood were created because companies realized they could sell shit to you.
Is constantly criticizing marriage because of how it limits relationships between the men and women involved. 
This is novel because marriage was an expectation of Victorian Society, especially for someone in Henry’s class. The fact he actively despises it and recommends against it would be one of the many many things that would paint him as amoral to everyone else.
“the one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.”
“there are other and more interesting bonds between men and women. I will certainly encourage them.”
 Disclaimer: this is headcanon: Would probably say, “I’m going to live forever” and immediately get hit by a bus.
I don’t have evidence for this, it just feels right.
Bibliography because I reference historical shit and hbomberguy has reawakened the fear of accidentally plagiarizing i have had since i was six (but i am not doing this in some college style, because ewww)
MandaloreGaming: Anonymous Agony: An Extra Edgy Adventure Game
Shanspeare: Life Doesn’t End in Your 20s: The Myth of the Teenage Dream (for the childhood part)
Mary Lyndon Shanley: Feminism, Marriage, and the Law in Victorian England, 1850-1895 (for the divorce part)
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disease · 1 month
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@/AUDIO-ARCHIVES
took me a few days… but it’s established!
adopting Lost’s grid layout, i’ve compiled a list of blogs whose archives consist of an extensive amount of [ideally] self-hosted audio posts. the links directly bring you to their filter:audio archive displays for ease of access.
my intentions for this project stemmed from getting so pissed off trying to locate specific tracks via hashtags, all to be bombarded with completely irrelevant nonsense. it also encourages the discovery of new music for anyone interested.
be sure to periodically check back for new additions, or give a follow to get live updates. most importantly, if you’re aware of any collectives that have yet to be included, please let me know via a submission/reply. (criteria is based on: total amount / ability to access their archive)
acknowledgements to @avrolancaster, @cokeordie, @cursedamulet, @ergo-sum, @f0stercare, & @umbra-aeterna for great start-up recommendations.
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