#south park incorrect quotes

[romanticstrawberii]

Craig: *sneezes* Tweek: Bless you. Craig: I’m already blessed every moment I spend with you. Tweek: Craig… Craig: Tweek… Clyde: Clyde.

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[bblueberrypancakes]

Y/n: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?

Butters: Okay.

*later*

Stan: Butters! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.

Y/n, whispering: Deny everything.

Butters, loudly: That isn't a chair.

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[jewbeloved]

🎄🎁MERRY CHRISTMAS DAY AND HAPPY HANUKKAH EVERYONE!!🎄🎁

I hope everyone has had a wonderful 2023 this year! I am once again apologizing for the lack of writings, I didn't have much motivation to write any headcanons or do requests. I promise by Jan 7th (2 days after my birthday) I will begin writing again❤️❤️

CARTMAN: Kahl! what the hell do you think you're doing?!

KYLE: What does it look like I am doing fatass?

CARTMAN: I don't remember Jews being allowed to celebrate Christmas!

KYLE: Yeah, I know that. Am I not allowed to wish the (Reader) a happy holiday as well?

STAN: Just ignore them (Name), anyways..Merry Christmas!

KENNY: *without hood on* Merry Christmas (Name)!❤️

*Cue Kyle and Cartman arguing back and forth while Stan and Kenny sit there with a happy look on their face since it's Christmas*

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[sappy-detective]

craig: *sighing dreamily * he’s perfect..

tweek: *a meth addict*

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[konatagreen]

Kenny: I give up. I am so tired.

Cartman: Get the emergency supply!

Kyle: *carries Stan and places him in front of Kenny*

Stan: *smiles*

Kenny: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

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[comettingtoyall]

Kyle : Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Stan!

Stan: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

#south park #sp style #south park incorrect quotes

[c4tb0y0]

Craig: so tell me why you can't sleep at night?

Tweek shaking: does Mike wazowski wink or blink?

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[ibarkatpeoplewoofwoofbitch]

sp main 4:

cartman:kyle you're a jew-

Kyle: shut up cartman you look like an improper fraction.

Stan:a what..?

Kenny:😦🫢

cartman:AY!-

Cartman:ILL COOK YOUR DAD.

Kyle:ATLEAST MY DAD WAS AROUND LONG ENOUGH UNLIKE YOURS SO YOU KNOW WHO TO COOK. YOU'RE BUILT LIKE A RHINOS TOE. YOU DISCO BALL HEADED BITCH. YOU RAUNCHY ASS CRUSTY BITCH MORE CRUST THEN A TEENAGE GOJO LOVING GIRLS ROSE TOY.

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It sounded funnier in my head 😔

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[indigomarina]

Hellpark x reader

Clyde: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight? Tolkien: Why? Clyde: Craig fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours. Kenny: Y/n doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"

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[hellomissmedia]

Tolkien: How was your Valentine’s Day?

Craig: We got kicked out of the restaurant because Tweek tackled our waiter.

Tweek: He came at you with a knife!

Craig: Because I ordered a steak!

Tweek: That’s not an excuse!

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[megistusmona-mp4]

random south park x gn!reader incorrect quotes

these are probably ooc (out of character)

gif by ﹫///jenoevil on twt.

Y/N: Favorite horror movie?

Christopher: It

Gregory: Saw

Damien: Annabelle

Pip: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics

Y/N: Nothing in life is free.

Christopher: Love is free!

Gregory: Adventure is free.

Damien: Knowledge is free.

Pip: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

Y/N: Anyone d-

Craig: Depressed?

Tweek: Drained?

Clyde: Dumb?

Butters: Disliked?

Y/N: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

Y/N: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

Craig: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Tweek: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Clyde: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Butters: My moral code, is that you?

Y/N:

Y/N: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

Y/N: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Craig: Several traffic violations.

Tweek: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Clyde: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Butters: Also, that’s not our car.

Y/N: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Kenny: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Y/N: Three of us saw it, Kenny. How do you explain that?

Kenny: *points at Cartman* Sleep deprivation. *points at Kyle* Paranoia. *points at Stan* Delusional personality disorder.

Y/N: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Kenny: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Stan: Socks are Feetie Heaties

Kyle: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Kenny: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Stan: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Kyle: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Cartman, annoyed: You are disappointments

Y/N: You're a loose cannon, Kenny.

Kenny: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Cartman: I think you play by your own rules.

Kyle: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.

Y/N: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Kenny: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Stan is a loose cannon.

Stan: *smashes a chair*

Y/N: Dammit, Wendy!

Wendy: What?! It wasn’t me!

Y/N: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Bebe!

Bebe: Not me either.

Y/N: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Heidi: *whistles*

Y/N: Hah! 69! You know what that means?

Wendy: What?

Bebe: That you're a child.

Heidi: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?

Y/N, to Stan: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Stan, motioning to themself and Kyle: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

Y/N: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?

Stan: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

Kyle: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.

Stan: Good thinking.

Y/N: WHY. why did you give Kyle a KNIFE?!

Stan: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.

Y/N: Now I feel unsafe!

Stan: I’m sorry.

Stan: ... would you like a knife?

Y/N: Pip, can I talk to you for a second?

Pip: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Damien are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

Y/N: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

Y/N: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited

Damien: If?

Pip: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.

Y/N: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Damien: Just rip the bandage off.

Y/N: It’s Pip.

Damien: Put the bandage back on.

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[romanticstrawberii]

Stan, texting Kyle: I’m a theif. Kyle: Thief. Stan: Theif. Kyle: I before E except after C. Stan: Thceif. Kyle: NO.

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[bblueberrypancakes]

Kyle, reading the newspaper: Huh. Did you know Nickelodeon opened a hotel?

Y/n: Yeah, I went there once. There was a dead squirrel in the pool and I made Bebe cry by telling her it was the real Sandy.

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[jewbeloved]

Tweek: Welcome-GAH! to Tweak Bros. coffee... How may I-ACK! help you?

Reader: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuhhhhhhhhhhhh

Tweek and the others: ......

Reader: A burger.

*Craig, Token, Clyde Laughing hysterically*

Tweek: Wha-???

Tweek: We don't sell burgers here!

Reader: Then why is there a burger king near this coffee shop then?

*Tweek looking at the burger king while his jaw dropped to the floor*

Reader: Now gimme my coffee burger.

*Craig, Token, Clyde continuing to die from laughter*

Tweek:

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[damnitbutters]

Kenny, trying to flirt: Hey, I’m gonna get in the shower, wanna help me out? Craig, deadpan: ..Have you never showered before?

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[coffeestainsandmeteorshowers]

Stan: hey Kyle. It's lookin kinda muggy outside, isn't it?

Kyle: Stan. If I look outside and find you put all our mugs out in the garden, I'm kicking you out

Stan, drinking coffee from a bowl:

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