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ibarkatpeoplewoofwoofbitch · 6 days

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Same person, different font.

#hazbin hotel #lucifer hazbin hotel #lucifer #hazbin charlie #adam hazbin hotel #adam and eve hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam #adam x lucifer #adam #adam stanheight #guitarduck

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ibarkatpeoplewoofwoofbitch · 7 days

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My oc if viviziepop made it:

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I'm joking (I dont think she'd detail it this much 💀)

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel oc #oc hazbin hotel #oc #oc art #vivziepop #vivzie critical #hazbin alastor #alastor #lucifer #charlie morningstar #lucifer hazbin hotel #hazbin angel dust

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ibarkatpeoplewoofwoofbitch · 14 days

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creepypasta headcannons

their favorite food?

Jeffery hodek:I would assume cherrie pie

Liu hodek: peanutbutter crackers

Tobias rogers: seems like he'd like pizza or a good cooked hamburger

Nina the killer: hamburger helper

Ben drowned:shrimp pasta

Eyeless jack:I headcannon he was a vegetarian when he was alive and well not a whole ass demon maybe tofu or like salad.

The puppeteer: he didn't have one, not picky.

Helen otis: they were that picky friend who only ordered chicken and fries out to eat.

Candy pop:cotton candy

LJ:lollipops

[IMPORTANT] Tim and Brian are NOT creepypastas but I'd assume Tim would like slim Jim's and Brian would like original potato lays chips

Jason the toy maker: didn't he live I nthe 1800s? I don't remember him much but I'd assume fish and chips.

Nathan the nobody: over easy eggs and hashbrowns.

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Favorite color?

Would say every color in the rainbow: LJ,Candy Pop, jason the toy maker

Would say red, orange, yellow,: ben drowned, Liu hodek, puppeteer, Helen otis,

Would say it like that one vine black like my soul: ticci toby, Nina the killer, Jeff hodek

Would be fucking normal or something and just say I like blue I guess:eyeless jack,Nathan the nobody.

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Favorite class back in school:

Music:puppeteer, candypop,lj,.

Math:Liu hodek,Nina the killer

Art:,Helen otis jason the toy maker.

History:Jeff hodek, ticci toby, Ben drowned.

Gym:Nathan the nobody

Science:eyeless jack.

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ibarkatpeoplewoofwoofbitch · 19 days

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*lucifer and charlie finding out why lilith left them*

Lucifer:Oh this hurts worse then the time I birthed charlie

Charlie:Yeah totall..what?

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ibarkatpeoplewoofwoofbitch · 24 days

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Me when I saw people draw skinny angel adam:

Why no chub :(

#adam x lute #adam and eve hazbin hotel #adam hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam #adam x lucifer #adam #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel fanart #alastor #lucifer hazbin hotel #lucifer #charlie morningstar #lucifer x alastor #hazbin charlie #hazbin angel dust #adamsapple #guitarduck

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ibarkatpeoplewoofwoofbitch · 24 days

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Lucifer seeing human alastor: now where is your comedically large fuckass bob?

Human alastor with beautiful curls:I'm sorry wh-who the fuck are you?

#hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel fanart #alastor #lucifer #lucifer hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #lucifer x alastor #hazbin charlie #hazbin angel dust #radioapple #appleradio #duckiedeer

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ibarkatpeoplewoofwoofbitch · 24 days

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Charlie:dad, you and alastor would be a good duo!

Lucifer:Yeah and how?

Charlie:well he's the mommy issues to your daddy issues..??

Lucifer:...

Charlie:...

Alastor eaves dropping:...

Lucifer:now what in the splendid fuck-

#hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel fanart #alastor #lucifer hazbin hotel #lucifer #charlie morningstar #lucifer x alastor #hazbin charlie #hazbin angel dust #radioapple #appleradio #duckiedeer

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ibarkatpeoplewoofwoofbitch · 25 days

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My favorite kind of ships are the grumpy person and the secretly grumpy smiley.

The smiley who makes the grumpy smiley more happy but the grumpy smiley wouldn't admit it

The happy sunshine duo

Friends to lovers

Evil smart crazy person x evil smart crazy person but doesn't have the correct vocabulary or doesn't have the money to invest In their craziness

The people who are at rock-bottom and help eachother

Traumabonding loving idiots

Friends who got together for tax benefits

And enemies to friends to lovers

Hero x villian who hero and villian were friends as kids and still are and knows eachothers jobs and pretend to fight then eat dinner after.

Two "heros" who are shitty people and infact not heros they just stick together.

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ibarkatpeoplewoofwoofbitch · 25 days

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I don't think lucifer is much of a drinker. I DO however I think he is someone who puts non alcoholic drinks in a wine cup.

#lucifer hazbin hotel #lucilith #duck lucifer #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer angst #lucifer #adam x lucifer #alastor x lucifer #human lucifer #lucifer morningstar #hazbin lucifer #lucifer magne #radioapple #appleradio #guitarduck #duckiedeer

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ibarkatpeoplewoofwoofbitch · 25 days

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Hazbin hotel things:

Theories:

Sir pentious: do yall think sir pentious last name was Pendall? I mean it's a old surname which came from the old English word pendle which means hill.

Do you guys think when sir pentious made the egg boiz he tried to create them off his son?

All of them are boys

All of them act like children

Do you think when sir pentious tried to make them its like how lucifer makes his ducks? As a coping mechanism??

One egg boi was named Frank it was popular for the Germans, English, and French. Do you think sir pentious had a son that was in his toddlers to young teens age that died?

Because when angel did the harder daddy line sir pentious was surprised and had actual belief that it was his son. Like he hadn't seen him in a long time.

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Alastor:

Yknow if vivzie didn't have alastors backstory yet, I would've loved the alastor, is the archangel michael theory.

But I've realized that in some scenes in his Elsa ass song he pulled his hair. Is that why every time we see the back of his head he has less and less hair?

Personally alastor is tough to theorize on since he seems to have this persona that in order to be safe you need to have this elaborate plan and you just keep it behind a smile so people think you're not bothered by killing someone.

But one thing we can see is that Alastor Hates being vulnerable. To the point he challenged Lucifer to try and be in control.

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Carmilla carmine:

I don't think carmilla is a seraphim. I do believe she's a hellborn. And Some hellborns are able to have children. And even not it's possible her children could be not her biological ones she could've adopted them.

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Rosie: I love the fact she just hints she ate her husband with crossing his name out and says it in a later episode.

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Fun things I did

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ibarkatpeoplewoofwoofbitch · 27 days

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just straight up booping everyone i see on my dash, doesnt matter if i know you or not. get booped loser!!!

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ibarkatpeoplewoofwoofbitch · 27 days

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if you're ok with an incessant amount of boops reblog this so I can get those other 2 badges <3

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ibarkatpeoplewoofwoofbitch · 27 days

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I AM SO TIRED OF PEOPLE ASSOCIATING ALASTOR WITH ONLY JAMBALAYA SO HERE ARE OTHER CREOLE DISHES YOU HEATHENS

Fanfiction and Comic creators, this is for you especially.

Crawfish Étouffée

This beautiful dish was invented in Breaux Bridge Louisiana, where our favourite radio star is from! Although it's invention is attributed the Herbet Hotel in the 1950s -after Alastors death- it is a classic.

Crawfish Étouffée has a sauce typically made from a blonde roux with that classic cajun seasoning. It contains the Holy Trinity of cajun cooking too: bell peppers, onions and celery. The main meat of this dish is crawfish tails and it is usually served with carbs like cornbread, cajun rice or vegetables such as green beans and potato salad.

It is chock full of flavour, and a filling inexpensive dish for low income families - which I believe Alastor is from.

Some alternatives to the crawfish are chicken and shrimp.

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The difference between Étouffée and Gumbo.

These two often get mixed up, and I understand, they're both classic Bayou dishes. Here's how to differentiate them.

Texture: Both dishes use shrimp, chicken, or crawfish tail broth. BUT Jumbo has a thicker consistency, it's made from a dark roux and it tends to use more liquid to remain stew-like.

Flavour: Gumbo and Étouffée both use Cajun seasoning, but due to Étouffées blonde roux, it has a lighter, sweeter taste than the darker, fullness of flavour in Gumbo.

Meat: Gumbo uses a variety of meats at the same time (often shrimp and sausage are key components), as mentioned in the alternatives above, Étouffée typically does not.

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2. Red Beans and Rice

We're on a roll guys! This is another dish from Louisiana! Although, it is specifically associated with New Orleans, where Alastor hosted his radio show. It has a fascinating history, partly due to it's African and French/Spanish routes - But it was also a struggle meal during the Great Depression. It was originally a Creole, not Cajun dish.

(Note: Red Beans and Kidney Beans are different legumes)

This dish also contains the Holy Trinity, as well as bay leaves, oregano, cayenne pepper, garlic powder and more. Its protein comes from Andouille sausages, but like Gumbo, a variety of meats are used. If you want Alastor to be traditional about it, he should make it on a Monday incorporating the left over ham bones from Sunday dinner. It is also complimented with long grain white rice and green beans, amongst many other things.

Considering Alastor witnessed the Stock Market Crash of 1929 -which led to the Great Depression - There is no way he hasn't come across this dish before.

3. Creole Bread Pudding

The queen of Creole Dessert has arrived. Can you guess where she's from? DING-DING-DING! That's right! New Orleans Louisiana baby! Recipes of this treat have been recorded since 1885, so it suffices to say she's a classic.

Like most bread puddings, it is made by combining stale bread (preferably French), beaten eggs and milk. However, this variation often has an incredible amount of vanilla extract. What it will be complimented with varies from person to person. Some examples are: Whipped meringue and whisky, raisins and apple, or walnuts and butter.

Although not as popular in the modern day, I like to imagine this is something Mimzy, Rosie and Alastor might share together on a day out.

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There you go! I hope you enjoyed this - but more importantly I hope this helps people create a more diverse version of those cosy Alastor cooking scenes that I love.

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ibarkatpeoplewoofwoofbitch · 29 days

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Hazbin as humans is awesome. Did alastors mom!

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ibarkatpeoplewoofwoofbitch · 1 month

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Lucifer after lilith left: Sometimes life's treating me like I'm the one who whipped Jesus.

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ibarkatpeoplewoofwoofbitch · 1 month

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Adam:IM

Lute:okay, settle down

Adam:IM

Lute:take it easy

Adam:IM

Lute:WHAT THE SCALLOP?!

Adam:IM A GOOFY GOOBER

Has anyone done this yet?

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ibarkatpeoplewoofwoofbitch · 1 month

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EVE AND LILITH THEORY

Okay so we don't know why lilith went missing for seven years. But what I do know is this ain't lilith

Lilith hair is slicked back in every backstory we see of her

In the photos, we see that'd show if she has her horns or slick back hair, which is covered by hats or completely cut off.

But I know for sure in this scene right here before what probably was before lilith left it looked like Eve

And here's my theorys.

NUMBER ONE:LILITH IS CONTROLLED BY EVE. (Far fetched and wrong words but you'll see what I mean)

it could be their the same penny on different sides like in brittle bones Nicky number two when the devil and God are the same people

Like the lyrics "I'm mufasa and I am scar" it's like yin and yang

In goodness, theirs evil and in evil theirs goodness.

THEORY NUMBER 2:EVE AND LILITH MADE A DEAL.

Lilith was a famous woman in hell, not just because of being queen but also because of her singing. (Can't wait to see who is casted for her I hope it's someone who can hit high notes). Maybe lilith wanted to "get away" from everything but still wanted to be in touch and see what's going on hence all the eyes everywhere in hell.

And maybe Eve wanted a family. Cause adam does not seem like someone you'd wanna spend your whole (after)life with. Eve probably wanted someone who'd love her and by lucifer loving lilith and forgets things like where charlie was even though he's not a bad guy and says vaggie as maggie. Lucifer probably dissociated so much he forgot lilith looked different but still loved lilith who was infact Eve.

THEORY NUMBER 3:EVE IS DEAD

I don't think she made it into heaven, unlike Adam. Cause by what we've seen, no one knows why people go to heaven, not even a seraphim (the highest rank of angel right below the power god has but the second highest rank.)

THEORY NUMBER 4:THEY BOTH RAN AWAY

Powerful women becoming wives arc 🤷‍♂️

THEORY NUMBER 5:EVE HAS ALASTORS SOUL.

Look I don't know much but I do know eve does that whole pretty little liars smile and shushing the mouth thing. Who better to own alastors soul then someone who smiles no matter what?

THEORY NUMBER 6:ALASTOR KILLED EVE

Look, Eve was probably the first human to fall besides Well lilith who fell with lucifer. Eve could've been one of the higher overlords that alastor broadcasted killing.

THEORY NUMBER 7: LUTE IS EVE

Yknow I thought this one was a far stretched one. Theirs 3 clues. Lutes personality was like someone who could put up with Adam. And I know Adam made the exorcist. But vaggie didn't like Adam and before she fell she didn't like killing a demon.

Lute has the same personality as Adam but is way more serious then Adam is so Adam doesn't blow anything but she doesn't get mad when he gets close to doing it and when he did she stayed by his side agreeing with him.

Lute was personally distraught by Adam's death. And of course, she isn't like this with no one else. Why didn't the exorcist get distraught that they were obviously around him?

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