#I’m gonna get bullied huh? /j
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“What’s wrong dove is it to much for you~” Custard whispered into her ear.
Parsnip shook her head no as she was drooling. Custard thrusts was harder and faster. With her walls clenching around his cock she was close and with her being pregnant she’s more tighter.
“For you being pregnant, your more tighter and wetter, it feels very heavenly dove~” Custard said with lust in his voice
With Custard thrusting harder and faster, Parsnip tearing up, she grabbed the back of his neck but with her wetness plapping with each thrust it made Custard go faster.
“Your getting very tight dove, your close aren’t you~ you know the rules, don’t cum without my permission~”
It was very hard for Parsnip not to cum, her walls was squeezing him tightly, and her nude body was sweating and heating and her mouth was covered so no one in their home could hear her crying and whining.
“You want to cum dove, I’ll be nice to you~ cum for me.” Custard said as he whispered into her ear
With that, Parsnip released herself onto his cock, Custard let his one hand away from Parsnip’s mouth and grabbed her thighs more, he thrusts into her and hitting the right spots making her scream in pleasure.
“Scream all you want dove, I’ll make sure everyone hears you~” Custard said in a lustful tone.
With his thrusts getting sloppy he was close, yeah he was close to his end. With Custard pulling out, he released his seed on her body, and with Parsnip taking some of his seed on her fingers and licked it. She giggle softly.
“You still taste sweet my love~”
“And you’ll get more of it soon~” Custard said purring.
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percy jackson ep3 live reaction
yesss the attic it looks perfect
the voice crack on “hi” i’m cackling
“oh geez” HES SO PERCY
annabeth immediately i love him.
percy’s gf requirements: has to be willing to push him down a flight of stairs without hesitation
let percy understand the horses PLEASE
“i chose you” i thought it was gonna be like ‘because you’re my best friend’ but nah he is just suspicious of grover dang. “i trust you” DAMN HE REALLY LYING HUH. poor grover totally believes him too. good thing he earns his trust back eventually and remains his best friend forever
“i’m gonna pack the best snacks” HE IS THE BEST KIND OF FRIEND
why tf are there lobster traps in the cabin. WHERE IS HIS BED???
“i think they’re canadian maybe? or from chuck e. cheese i dunno” he’s literally my favorite person ever
“these are… interesting”
thalia’s tree :(
when do they tell percy that grover was thalias protector 🤔
“the most powerful being in the universe’s best idea to save his daughter’s life… was to turn her into a tree?” YEAH FR GET HIS ASS PERCY
bro really does not know how to read the room 💀 “she met a pinecone’s fate” dude she is talking about her dead friend/sister-figure. grover’s literally like “wtf man”
how tf did they get a taxi from long island to the city bro
“i’m sorry to hear that” UR THE BEST ANNABETH
why is grover singing… THEATRE KID ENERGY
“our voting system’s broken” hgjfhdhd
BIG OOF ????
the autism makes decisions so hard very real
NOT THE TOSTITOS /j
“they smell fear” “that’s bees” EXCUSE ME? BEES WHAT NOW??
damn dodds that’s brutal
“perhaps the most formidable demigod child alive” i adore how they make 12 y/o annabeth so fucking powerful. like i really really love that they do that cuz ppl always talk about how powerful percy is but not how powerful annabeth is
defeated by shitty evacuation skills smh
…we’re lost in the woods, somewhere in new jersey
“i didn’t even know they had forests in new jersey” king. what.
ahhh i wish they just made them 13 i really cannot see them as 12 year olds
ope it is revealed. GROVER STOP TRYING TO REDIRECT THE CONVERSATION ITS NOT WORKING
annabeth IMMEDIATELY knows it’s medusa lol
thinking abt how sally used medusa’s story to teach lil percy that appearances aren’t everything and “not everything that looks like a monster is a monster”. very interested to see what they do with her in this version of pjo
“and i definitely trust my mom” percy is such a momma’s boy i love it
i hope they don’t make her evil pls pls pls. SHES NOT EVIL SHES AN SA VICTIM. “a survivor” :(
“the gift the gods gave me is i cannot be bullied anymore” yes 🙌
girl really said “it’s not a gift it’s a curse” as if she was there 💀 ilysm but clearly the story you’ve heard isn’t what really happened
“so did i” :( she was a worshipper of athena
“i wasn’t like you, i was you”
ANNABETH “that isn’t what happened” GIRL YOU WERENT THERREEEEE
you tell them medusa !! her and percy get matching “i hate poseidon” shirts
team #trust issues
oop. yeah fuck poseidon.
okay yeah i really like this characterization of her. like a good person with a skewed moral compass. or at least good intentions but not great actions
leetle snakes hiss hiss
annabeth watching percy defeat alecto… she literally has heart eyes hehe
THEY BETTER SHIP HER HEAD TO OLYMPUS I SWEAR
you tell them grover!!!!!!
oh he really did choose grover because he trusted him aw :,)
YES SHIP THE HEAD
“i am impertinent” ily
the song 💀 this is why they are besties
LIN MANUEL MIRANDA? *lip bite*
#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson show#pjo tv show#pjo spoilers#pjo show#aunty em#annabeth chase#grover underwood
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The gang + Shepards x traditional goth reader whom everyone thinks is a witch, and there are rumors about her
Ponyboy
low-key thinks about you a lot
at first it’s pure curiosity
then it turns into daydreaming
and when he hears you’re a witch
he’s like “…that’s hot.”
“what?”
“NOTHING.”
ofc you 2 get paired up for a project
You guys like some of the same books
And stargazing
And Pepsi
After Darry and Sodapop find out about his crush they tease him and low key set you two up for a date
it’s so fun
You guys see a horror movie
And when you get jumpy you cling to him
And he does the same to you
And then you two share kisses
All is fine until he gets home and finds out he has black lipstick marks all over his face
And gets “use protection” talk from Sodapop while Darry tries not to laugh (Soda doesn’t wanna become an uncle yet guys)
Johnny
he’s in the lot and sees you walking
He low key panic until you say hi
And he’s obsessed with your voice
You 2 end up talking a bit and you joke about how people think you’re a witch
He says “I believe it.”
“Yeah?”
“I mean, how else can someone be so beautiful?”
You fs paint his nails
And play with his hair
You each end up scaring each others bullies off
You love kissing his scars
Dally
Hits on you
And when you get mad he just laughs
“Whatcha gonna do? Curse me?”
“I might.”
Then you walk away
He plays it cool
But he’s low-key like
“Wtf did they do-“
You two run into each other again at a party
Buck threw and and your friends with his cousin
He sees you and starts to flirt
You flirt back bc why not
“Damn Dally, you going for the wicked witch now huh?” One of the guys there says
Man almost got punched
You found it hot
Darry
You found him very hot
Daddy issues/j
Yet you didn’t want to flirt
He fs has a partner
Or so you thought
Man is STARING
Loves how you look
You catch him staring and he tries to recover
Tries
You “accidentally” bump into him
And nearly fall in the process
He grabs your waist and holds you
Omg he’s stronggg
You act start stammer and are like: “jfc he thinks I’m so stupid-“
And then he just asks you out
Right then and there
And you say yes
🤭
Sodapop
You go to the DX
And get some snacks
Sodapop is like “huh, there’s that witch chick”
And then when you check out and smile
It’s over
He needs you NOW
He needed you yesterday
He gives you free things
“I can pay-“
“No need. I don’t need to be jinxed now, do I?”
You giggle
Man has a goofy smile
Yaps abt you sm oml
Y’all are cute FR
Two-Bit
Says sm jokes
Like omg
“Hey! Heading back to the cemetery?”
“You got any voodoo dolls on ya?”
“Did you drug me with a love potion, or am I just falling too fast?”
You try not the laugh but you do
When you 2 kiss man is COVERED in black kiss marks
And doesn’t wash it
“TwoBit clean it -“
“But how am I supposed to show Im under your spell?”
You make a joke or two and he DIES
Y’all are so sweet oml
Steve
You 2 meet in October
“Ain’t it a little early for Halloween costumes?”
“Ain’t it a little early to wear Frankenstein masks?”
After a brief starting contest you 2 laugh and you get your slushie in peace
You go to a Halloween party and see him
He’s not really dressed up
Youre a sexy vampire COUGH
You decide to join in ‘spin the bottle”
And you land on Steve
You guys kiss
And again
And again
Then you decide “fuck it” and head to his car to make out
Tim
Man’s cat calling
It’s an art to him at this point (thanks to dally)
You tell him to shove it
And he starts walking beside you
“Ain’t your eyes supposed to glow when you’re mad?”
You just stare at him
Then you kick him in the nuts and run
He gets mad respect for you after that
Turns out you guys like the same songs
You guys do (very bad) karaoke
It’s fun
Curly
Met in detention
You punched a chick
He jumped a soc
You guys started talking
And got on like a house on FIRE
It’s scary oml
You two make out a lot
Pony wants to die
Y’all PDA
When he’s in reform you visit and send letters
He tries to write letters back
And make them as nice as yours
He can’t tho
Angela
puppy crush FR
She thinks your so cool
And pretty
And when you ask her out she’s like
“I’m in heaven”
After a threatening “conversation “ with Curly and Tim they’re fine with you hanging out
You 2 do each others make up
And go shopping together
And scream to music
<3
#the outsiders#ponyboy curtis#dallas winston#johnny cade#two bit mathews#sodapop curtis#darry curtis#tim shepard#curly shepard#angela shepard#fictionalcharactergraveyard.writing.answers
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Drooling because all I wanna be in Curtis dumb bunny-
HE WOULD BE SO CONDESCENDING !! SWEET AND FILTHY !! I present: dirty Hunter daddy Curtis once again
“Dumb little snowball, you’ve gotta be more careful next time.” Curtis holds the ice to your head as you sniffle into his chest, your ears covering your face in shame. “When I tell you to watch for ice, that doesn’t mean run faster.”
“I know… j-just miss going outside…” You weep softly and snuggle deeper, like you’re trying to crawl into his skin.
“Poor bunny,” Curtis coos, “but you know why you couldn’t go outside, right?”
Your cheeks heat up, as does your whole body when flashes of the previous few days play in your head.
“What a dumb little thing—you just wanna be bred, huh?” Curtis spits into your open mouth “Fuckin’ creaming all over my cock, I’m gonna pump you full, baby. Make you into my stupid little cumdump. You want that?”
You can do nothing but nod mindlessly. A mixture of your shared fluids, drool and spit trails down your cheek as your mouth drops open in a silent moan.
He lightly slaps your cheek, forcing your eyes on his. The blue is deeper than you’ve ever seen, clouded with dark desire and hunger. He was determined to help you in anyway during this heat—and aside from cleaning you, feeding you and giving you lots of water, that also meant fucking you stupid multiple times a day.
“When I ask you a question, you fuckin’ answer. Got it? Or else, I’m gonna bully your bunny button. And you don’t want that, do you?”
“Y-Yes, daddy. Know why…” You shiver as his other hand rubs down your back, leaving a tingling trail behind.
“Gotta keep you safe, snowball. If not, what are daddies for, hm?” He hums and kisses the side of your head, “which reminds me, I should do a full body checkup on you just to make sure you didn’t hurt yourself too bad. Is that okay, baby?” After your confirmation, he smiles widely, already stripping off your scarf and mittens. “Good bunny. Let’s get you undressed then, yeah?”
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i’m ovulating helpppp 😭⚠️
TPOL!JK
you giggle when jungkook bites on your earlobe. he still kisses you all over the upper part of your body, even squeezing your naked breasts which has you moaning in his mouth when he goes to kiss your lips again. he's excited to get a taste of you again because it's been so long and you're excited too. "it's been so long i'm not sure i'm good anymore" you joke insinuating that you aren't sure if you can pleasure jungkook like you used to but his excited third leg says otherwise.
"and yes, i am jealous" you moan as jungkook kisses and sucks on your neck with his hands moving from your breast to your hips. rocking your body against his slow and steady. "i was always jealous but i'm better at hiding my jealousy than you are" you joke and jungkook can't even argue because he's always been vocal about whether he approves of who you're seeing or not, especially when you started seeing namjoon. sure you didn't know that he was his best friend, hell, you don't know any of his friends but he doesn't appreciate his friend dating the love of his life. that fact that he did date you leads him to rock your hips towards him in a rougher motion. "fuck~" you moan before you decide to take the step and slip him inside your sweet, honeypot.
the last time the two of you went at it, you were in control, so this time he's going to drive the boat and give you the best fuck of your life. even now in the large tub, he's fucking you like he hates you yet kisses you like this will be the last time he'll see you again. his duality has you moaning to the top of your lungs even when you try to muffle them with your hand or bite your lip but he won't let you. jungkook wants the whole world to hear you cry out his name because no one in this world will do you this good but him.
"j-ju-k-kook, i'm gonna...i'm gonna cum" you whine as your wet hands go for his hair to pull his dark wet locks.
"can you..i-inside?" you say barely managing to get your words out "please daddy?" your pretty eyes lock with his that are watching your face twist and turn in pleasure.
it's moments like these that have him wrapped around your finger. he just can't find it in him to say no, not when you ask so nicely.
It’s the way you pulled on his long hair and the way you whimpered calling him ‘daddy’ that made him completely loose it. So after you cum on his cock, he grabs your body so tightly, his nails digging on your skin, he’s fucking like it’s the last time.
He’s bullying you into submission because you’ve been so mean to him- so he’s going to make sure that you learn your lesson by fucking you dumb.
“Eh? F-Feels good huh?” He smirks while you beg him to cum inside you, and he knows he will, because of the way you’re looking at him such innocent eyes while your face makes the most erotic expressions ever.
You pull on his hair and moan helplessly, so loud and lewd. absolutely perfect. You’re like a masterpiece to him, especially like this.
“G-Gonna cum in you & make you a mama…” he whispers, getting close and closer. “You like that huh princess?” His tongue swiping across your neck.
“Hmm whatever my princess wants..” that’s all he says before releasing, grunting and groaning, your bodies glued together.
He’s breathing so loudly and he pulls you in a hug. “Y-You did so good… best fuck of my life, princess.” He praises you, you’ve melted in his embrace.
This is like a dream come true for him.
“You did so good for daddy, princess… s’good.”
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can’t get enough of you✧*̣̩⋆̩☽⋆゜
𓈒ིུ𖥨᩠ׄ݁:.: pairing - bully!bakugou x reader
𓈒ིུ𖥨᩠ׄ݁:.: warn - bully!bakugo, yandere cw, hate sex, fingering, first time for reader
𓈒ིུ𖥨᩠ׄ݁summary - bully!bakugo who make your life hell is just obsessed with you. you haunt his head since the first time he saw you. he bully you to not think he as a crush on you. even if the tension is gonna explode at a moment or another…
bakugo was the meanest to you, why you ? when you come to the class the morning, why are you the only one he knocks to the ground ?
why this asshole can’t stop chuckling when you try to defend yourself ?
he embodied annoyance for you, when you thought about him sometimes you think now that he as something for you. he always calls your name when you look at other boys and refocus your attention on him.
when he meet you accidentally in the street, you clothed with a tank top that you wouldn’t wear in front of him, he grin and makes jokes that you don’t find funny. “why are you wearin’ this, huh ? you’re going on a date ? with who ?”
it was now a morning you ad school, in class you came and immediately spotted bakugo sat on your desk with a friend of him. this wasn’t the day, you were off. you got immediately angry but stopped yourself in front of him as he smirked badly. “what’s goin’ on, nerd ?”
“that’s my seat, bak-“ he cut you by putting strangely a finger on you mouth to keep it shut. you glared at his wicked face and eyes that drifted on your chest. what a perv’. “wow easy, now it’s mine go sit on tha floor, it’s were you belong, nerd”
your eyes furrowed his and you slapped his hand out of your face. “it’s not the day now back off !” you push him by the shoulder that makes his butt out of your desk as he loose balance.
his head turn back instantly at you sat on your chair and the head on your arms on the desk. something was clearly off today with you, he just saw it. but needed to tease you for his pleasure.
“what if I don’t care ? what’re you gon’ do, huh ?” he slap a hand on you desk that makes your face turns to him again. bingo. he as what he wanted.
“bakugo please, j-just one day without you around…” you were begging his mercy just by looking at him. he felt his face going heated as your beg and begging face was turning him on so bad.
“beg…beg f’me to stop” your face turn red as his request. you just needed this day off of him so you did beg.
“p-please bakugo, I-I’m begging y-you…” you looked at him trying to make him fall for your begs and leave you alone. for him you were asking, you were asking for him and his cock with the doll eyes you gave him.
“okay you got it”
he grabbed your arm brutally and in an instant you were being dragged into the hallways of the school. “bakugo…w-what are you doing-doing ??”
then you approached the janitors closet as he open the door and push you in the room. he entered too and closed and locked the door behind him.
when he walks to you and bent over your face with a cheeky smirk, he grabs your waist roughly and press his lips to yours.
“b-bakugo…let go…” you said between two kisses that were gentle for now
“Mmh…nah” he muttered to you with a smile you felt against his lips. he pressed your body against his with a hand on your waist and the other in your back.
you put your hands on his shoulders to try to push him off but the undesirable pleasure you received of his kisses was making you too weak that you were literally about to fall.
~“I wish he’d hold me tighter…”~
~“It’s so warm, it feels like my geart is about to burst…”~
you couldn’t stop but think about those sentences. you didn’t wanted that but a part of you did wanted.
as the moment his lips reached your neck line you gasped and let out a small whine kind thing. you felt guilty for enjoying it. your ego did get a slap right on the face as you figured out what you were doing : making out in the janitors closet with your nemesis.
as his lips, tongue and teeth attacked your neck so easily, your whine transformed to moans. as he was making out with you he said with a breathy rocky kind voice
“you like that don’t cha, uh ?”
his hot breath was running down your neck and burning it with lust.
~“his breath is hot, the cold scent of his clothes”~
his hand divague to your pant button to unbutton it quickly and let his hand access you your panties. he then rubbed your damp spot and smirk badly.
“already so wet f’ me, huh ? you need me don’t cha ?”
his head still on my neck licking it with appetite. the air was in a harden mood as your moans resonated in the small room. he was chuckling as you moan only for his fingers rubbing your aroused clit across your panties.
~“his hands…”~
“Ahh…b-bakugo…w-w’ can’t do this…” you moaned breathless as your thighs widen open automatically for his fingers rubbing you and attacking your sensitive part
“you’re wet already…” you felt your cheek drop heated. as his fingers were doing love to your clit.
“h-hey ! y-you’re…words-aah!” you hide your face in his shoulder to mask your embarrassment of being already aroused.
“why act so shy now ? don’t hide your face—“
he took of one hand your head and turn it to face him “if you want to hide I’ll just attack your lips then” he said before pressing his lips on yours again. you literally missed his presence on your glossy lips.
“Ngh…ah! y-you’re—“ you couldn’t stop whining on his fingers that were miraculously doing sparkles on your stomach.
his hands was now entirely on your pussy as he removed the pant and the panties and pressed his fingers onto your clit.
~“his fingers are going deep inside!”~
~”my head was a mess earlier…but now I can’t think of anything!”~
he looked up to you and smirked cheerfully before letting his mouth formulate a question you ad no answer “how do ya feel, huh ?”
his fingers turned more rough and the movement were literally making your whole body bump against the door as his fingers were brutally attacking your cunt.
he took off your top as your climate was coming. your breast bumped out your bra and his fingers fastened as he felt your walls tighten that means your orgasm got closer.
his mouth got on your nipples as you climate got on. he was obliged to put a hand on your mouth to mask your screams of ecstasy.
he turned you all of the sudden, hands on a chair and ass facing perfectly him.
he entered two fingers in your cunt as you screamed “w-wait no! I-it feels t-to weird…” your forehead pressed between your two arms on the chair assise.
“I can’t stand it anymore either now…—“
he took of his pant and underwear to place his cock in the line of your entrance.
~”it touched…here!…it feels scary…”~
he put his both hands on your hips, ready to penetrate you. “Ah! that’s…my thigh!”
you looked behind you too look at him, he ad red cheeks of the heated temperature. “I know—move your legs closer together”
your back was nearly touching his as you straightened. he put a hand on one of your boobs and pressed on the nipple part. he then penetrated you without warning and brutally. a hand grabbing your wrist and the other on your boob.
~”it feels so warm and hard”~
“Ah! Ngh…fuck!” his cock was pounding mercilessly in your hole. it was a weird sensation of filling as it was really huge.
“that noise, keep makin’ it f’me baby”
he pounded in your pussy so hard it makes you loose balance. he wasn’t gentle at all !! it was your first time having a dick inside and it was rough. you bent so hard your back hurts.
“b-bakugo…ngh—slower!” you cried out with the shaky voice that meant that all your body was shaking and bumping from the powerful thrusts.
“do you think you deserve to be well treated, huh ?”
his pace fastened and began to be more rough. your feet were all weak and sweaty. the air in the janitor closet was ardent.
“…ah…‘tsuki…s’too much…”
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can we make jack to the future a copypasta
Hey guys! Very excited about today’s video. A huge thanks to Lenovo for giving me their amazing brand-new phone, the Phab 2 Pro: The world’s first phone with Tango*. Which kinda feels like a piece from the future just dropped right here in the present. And that’s exactly why I decided to make a very special time-travel episode of jackask.
Question 1: “Do you believe in the possibility of time-travel?” I literally just said that this is the time-travel episode of jackask. Please try to keep up. punches ground beef
Question 2: “If you could go back in time, what’s one thing you’d change about your childhood?” Well, I would probably confront my middle school bully and tell him I grew up to be a big YouTube star. Of course, then he’d be all like, “what’s a YouTube?” You know what, that question sucks, next question.
Question 3: “Would you travel to the past of the future?” Listen up, HoOLiGanLLaMA, I’m about to blow your mind. takes bite of burger Mm, that’s good meat. So I’m taking my Phab 2 Pro with me to travel through space and time in my own personalized, home-built time machine. Purple, red… Oh yeah, green one, that’s good, I think that’s good… Lemme measure with my phone real quick. Okay, measuring the dimensions with Tango’s AR measurement tools to make sure everything lines up. Looks good. OPEN! throws chair against tree Let’s go! Just so you know, time travel is not instant. So while we’re waiting, how about I just answer some of your questions?
“How do I tell my parents that I’m goth?” What you can do is travel to the future where, uh, you outgrow your goth phase. Boom, problem solved.
“How many stars are in our galaxy?” Good question. To find out, we’re gonna go all the way back to 1590 to ask the man himself, Galileo. screams Galileo: If only we could see the heavens instead of relying on our mind’s eye. Jack: Whoa, shut up for a sec. I think I can help you guys out. Galileo’s Associate: ¡El diablo! J: No, it’s actually called ‘augmented reality,’ it lets me see a fully scaled model of the solar system. The sun, the Big Dipper, the Little Skipper, the Unicorn, the Unicran, some other ones… Oh, really quick, do you guys know how many stars are in our galaxy? You know what, I’ll just look it up. Thanks anyway, bye! G: He was a bit of a jerk, wasn’t he?
“What is your favorite video game?” Not really a fan of the new ones, I don’t really have the fingers for ‘em, so let’s go all the way back to 1972 to play the first video game.
J: Hey guys! What are we working on?
Guy with Glasses and Mustache: Well, I don’t mean to brag, but we’ve created something revolutionary. You see, this rectangular paddle hits this round circular ball, and then that ball travels across this empty black space where it meets up with… another paddle! Haha!
J: That’s really tight, guys, and you’ll be happy to hear that you helped pave the way for AR games. Check this out
Woman with Glasses: What is it?
J: It’s the future. So, you’re trying to hit this target.
WG: Where are the cords?
J: No cords. Here, look.
WG: Honey, we should get one of these!
“What do you think it will be like in the year 2150?” Ugh, finally! A good question! Let’s go to the future where people can finally wrap their minds around this crazy technology! It’s time to go Jack to the future! record scratch Get it? Uh, Jack to the future, it’s-it’s a pun on a famous movie, uh, where Simba loses his dad, um, wait… yeah, that’s right, yeah.
J: Oh my gosh, you must be my great great grandson!
Jacksfilms Look-Alike with White Hair: Get out of my home.
J: Let’s grab a picture of the handsome boy, huh?
JLAWH:
No. J: Just gotta add a dragon, and boom! It’s pretty cool, right, little dragon popping up and everything. You body language says ‘yes’.
JLAWH: No.
J: Not a little?
JLAWH: Nuh-uh.
J: Not even a little?
JLAWH: …No.
J: Yeah, no, I-I’m busy too, I gotta get back to my time machine. It was really cool catching up, hehe! Call me! Or, you kn- aw, it doesn’t work like that. Uh, call me anyway, man.
All in all, that was a pretty good trip. Oh, and Lenovo, thanks for the free phone, not giving it back, hehe. runs into lighting equipment Not paying for that! Not paying for that! Not my problem!
#Hey guys! Very excited about today’s video. A huge thanks to Lenovo for giving me their amazing brand-new phone#the Phab 2 Pro: The world’s first phone with Tango*. Which kinda feels like a piece from the future just dropped right here in the present.#what’s one thing you’d change about your childhood?” Well#I would probably confront my middle school bully and tell him I grew up to be a big YouTube star. Of course#then he’d be all like#“what’s a YouTube?” You know what#that question sucks#next question. Question 3: “Would you travel to the past of the future?” Listen up#HoOLiGanLLaMA#I’m about to blow your mind. takes bite of burger Mm#that’s good meat. So I’m taking my Phab 2 Pro with me to travel through space and time in my own personalized#home-built time machine. Purple#red… Oh yeah#green one#that’s good#I think that’s good… Lemme measure with my phone real quick. Okay#measuring the dimensions with Tango’s AR measurement tools to make sure everything lines up. Looks good. OPEN! throws chair against tree Le#time travel is not instant. So while we’re waiting#how about I just answer some of your questions? “How do I tell my parents that I’m goth?” What you can do is travel to the future where#uh#you outgrow your goth phase. Boom#problem solved. “How many stars are in our galaxy?” Good question. To find out#we’re gonna go all the way back to 1590 to ask the man himself#Galileo. screams Galileo: If only we could see the heavens instead of relying on our mind’s eye. Jack: Whoa#shut up for a sec. I think I can help you guys out. Galileo’s Associate: ¡El diablo! J: No#it’s actually called ‘augmented reality#’ it lets me see a fully scaled model of the solar system. The sun#the Big Dipper#the Little Skipper#the Unicorn
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hmmm idk don’t feel like it. what are you gonna do huh dad? make me change my passwords to my first and last name?????? that’s what I thought:) see, this is why i’m never getting kids, I would never want to put up with myself, by you don’t get a choice~ - 🍮
BULLY CHRIS DAY EVERY DAY
Its never too late to return you ya know I could let Minho take care of all the bratty kids like I make him take care of the maknae line. Keep that in mind sassy pants. /j
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Harry's a baby, a talented little kinda selfish but a ride or die narcissistic but I would be too little well mannered baby. I love him and you for doing the he's a handful post lmao I'd love a continuation
oh, kind anon, i’m delighted you should say so. we all deserve a continuation, really.
her majesty the royal handful, in for pt. 2
what are you going to do with that hammer, harry? and get your shoes off that chair ffs
oh okay attack us right should’ve known
*coughs like dog who just ate some grass* “sorry”
such a nice, caring friend
love you too, haz
what’s wrong, baby? did your designer glasses not protect you enough from the sun that’s getting in your face while on a boat in venice?
i'd like to call this next chapter: Menace On Stage
actually murderous???!!
bestie pick up kickboxing or summat let off steam somewhere safe
WHO DARES LOOK AT ME WHILE I TAKE A SIP OF MY BIG ASS BOTTLE ON STAGE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ENORMOUS ARENA??
yes, teacher. sorry, sir
this post yep
alright. what is it you want. some candy? a lolly? stop pouting, just tell us
probably mocking a fan again
guess he hates the smoke unless it’s with a certain someone
want us to come fan you, your highness?
*is wearing gorgeous blouse* “uh, first things first. i’m not gonna pretend this is comfortable, okay? it, uh, it’s not.”
guess harry lambert took note of the feedback
you better fucking get what makes you beautiful right bitch
if you make a fool of yourself in the audience you can bet he’s fucking seen it
okay so that brits interview
boops jack whitehall’s knee while he’s asking him a question, obviously
*pauses*
*gives jack unblinking stare as their drinks start to freeze over*
run jack, run
j: “we don’t condone use of psychedelics on itv, so we won’t ask you”
he’s not sorry
*stands up to wave to the host’s mother. most enthusiasm he’s shown that entire interaction*
of course he had walked off screen. of course. he’s a dramatic bitch what did you expect
comes back to scream and be the centre of attention
HuH, how did that happen ??
this bit during an old interview. about porn of course, what else
the one where he tickles niall and smiles to the camera after achieving the desired effect like he’s on the office
you know what it feels like to get arrested, do ya, babe?
some more of that day when harry really felt like torturing the body guards
bullying world-renowned director. who hired him for first ever acting gig.
(thank you @lightssup for letting me steal your post)
*ahah genuine af smile nngnn yeah sure piers*
*ew don’t fucking touch me*
*wanker*
(this is one of those moments i remember proudly and fondly ngl)
another fragrance moment here what did the water bottle do to you harry
truly a high point to end this shitstorm on
#think we've all been reminded adequately of his true nature now he's back on tour#but it never hurts to go through the archives#my posts#love you kind anon#didn't think i'd be making a pt 2 of this anytime soon but here we are#i don't like to give my dash a break you see#as i don't like to give myself a break <3#the royal handful#lp
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Actor AU 3
The previous one<-
Penny:*dancing on set*
Nora:Someone seems happy.
Penny:🎶First episode I don’t have to wear props! 🎶 This is so liberating!
Nora:You read the script right?
Penny:Just let me vibe!
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Neo:*hanging off ledge*
Cinder:.....Long live queen. *pushes her off*
Ruby:Yo! Let’s add a lion king character!
Director:No!
xxxx
Ironwood,Broadcasting:.....
Everyone:.....
Ironwood:*leans it closely* You have one hour...or I poison Gotham Harbor.
Yang:Pay up Weiss! I told you he’d say it!
Weiss:Damn it!
Ruby:*laughing hysterically.
xxxx
Adam:*sips tea* Now you’re probably wondering why I’m on set for V8 when I have not scene or relevance. The answer is simple.
Neo:*hits Yang of the edge*
Blake:Yaaaaang-
*faint laughing offset*
Blake.....*snickers* You asshole, I was in the zone!
Adam:I’m just adding to the tension!
Yang:*hanging from harness* You should’ve yelled “Lionized!!!!!”
Adam:Oh that would’ve been great!
Blake:You two are the worst!
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Right after Cinder stabs Penny
Jaune:Penny!!!! H-Hold on!
Penny:J-Jaune? I don’t...I don’t feel so g-good... hehe, this...*tearing up* this really hurts...
Jaune:*crying* Don’t speak! My semblance, I’ll...I
Penny:No...don’t. No time, but....there’s still something I need you t-to do. Cinder...can’t get the power and the relics. *reaches for blade*
Jaune:W-What?! No, I....I can’t-
Penny:It’s okay Jaune. *smiles* Everything is...gonna be okay.
Jaune:*raising bl-
Director:Cut!
Jaune:Huh?
Penny:Hmm? *sits up* Oh no, did I miss a line?
Director:*points to Cinder*
They turn to see Weiss comforting the the woman with a hug while trying not to laugh at the situation.
Penny:What happened!?
Weiss:She’s crying over the scene!
Penny:What!? *runs over*
Cinder:I am so sorry I ruined take! You were doing so well. Too well! Ugh, god damnit!
Penny:Awww you know I’m fine right? Come here! *hugs her*
Weiss:Cinder fall everyone, the biggest teddy bear around. *wipping eyes*
Jaune:You’re crying too!?
Weiss:I am the second biggest teddy bear around.
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Jaune:We have to go!!!
Winter:*points at Cinder*....Sleep with one eye open.
Director:Cut! Why!?
Cinder:Hahahaha!
Winter:I couldn’t help myself.
Director:Be angry!
Bloop!
Winter:*glares* The next time I see you I swear, I’ll have your head!
Director:Less angry!
Cinder:That one actually kinda scared me. Haha geez, Winter giving chills!
Bloop!
Winter:Can I curse?
Director:We’re already at the limit before we’d have change ratings.
Winter:Dang it! I just one F bomb!
Director:We’ll put it the gag reel.
Bloop!
Jaune:We need to go!
Winter: Tsk, *points sword* You are going to pay for everything you’ve done! So watch you fucking back...
Director:Happy?
Winter:*grinning* Yeah that felt great!
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Bomb starts sliding slowly.
Qrow:*clenches Clover’s pin*
Bomb falls off plan set
.....
Vine and Elm:.....
Harriet:Well...boom! I guess!? For the love of- *face palms*
Qrow:....Uhhh I haha, I think hahaha- hahaha! Can we maybe tilt the plan a little less!? Oh boy! I guess someone should’ve grabbed that.
Harriet:You know what, can we keep this ending!?
Robyn: Rename the whole episode haha. “Adults watch bomb slowly fall”
Vine:Okay but I like how we’re all just waiting for it to stop, and then just tips right over! The moment it started moving I knew it was going way too fast!
Elm:Mission failed everyone. We’ll get em next time.
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Interviewer:How do you think fans will react to this finale?
Penny:Well I can’t spoil anything for obvious reasons but I hope it resonates well. It’s fun having my character be around for a finale for once, and with so many other roles she doesn’t get interact with much. It’s been really fun.
Interviewer:Oh yeah? Who’s been best to work with?
Penny:Oooo that’s tough. My cousin, Nora, she’s been fun to interact with this volume. But uhhh I think I’ll give it to Jaune. We don’t have many scenes overall together but...it’s hard explain. I feel like between my character and his, there’s this kinda mutal headspace they have for their friends. If I had to pick a person I would say Jaune would have the ability to open up Penny in a way nobody else could.
Interviewing:Interesting, well I hope you both get more interactions and that this finale debuts well.
Penny:Thank you!
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Winter:*dragging Ironwood off*
Emerald:....Wait, I know I do illusions, but how did the Ironwood not hear or feel the wind coming from an airship several feet away? I kicked up dirt and alerted Amber in volume 3.
Director:....Do we have time to rewri- no? Okay... just don’t think about it!
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Nora:Someone cut the signal!
Watts: *playing Galaga* Hehehe all according to plan.
Neo:Change the tab! It’s- we see it in camera! Haha!
Watts:*strokes mustache* I know. That’s how genius I am. Cracking codes and high-scores! Muhahaha!
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Ruby:Fun fact, we have two Hound costumes. One where he’s mainly doglike and the other when he’s beating up people. But I you wonder who’s playing him under all that? *takes mask off*
Cardin:Sup.
Ruby:Forever a bully, even behind the set.
Cardin:Pfft am not.
Penny:You had a laugh tossing me!
Cardin:You don’t count, you’re family!
Penny:Ah!?
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Yang:*holding camera* Pssst!
Ren:*sipping coffee*???
Yang:Ready for our fight in the snow?
Ren:I can’t feel my toes! I’m gonna yell at you and then walk away.
Yang:I’ll mess up so we’ll stay here longer.
Ren:Yang! We can have a real fight in the snow right now!
Yang:Heheh, kidding. Mostly.
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Ruby:Blake have you heard of Among Us?
Blake:Wh-what?
Ruby:Among Us. You gotta do tasks without an imposter killing you. I only bring it up because we’re rebooting the power. Someone always dies in electrical.
Blake:Ruby this is real life. Besides this way more Resident Evil, but with no- Tyrant!
Hound:*busts through window*
Ruby:Wny is it always electrical!!!?
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Ironwood:*doing shirtless pull-ups*
Ozpin:He’s getting ready for his fight scenes. Trying to look winded but a little bulkier in the moment.
Winter:*watching Ironwood*
Ozpin:*snickering* Winter is trying to get into the mindset of having to a play a character who has to go against all that. The agony of fighting someone you looked at for so long.
Winter:You can call it like it is. I’m gawking a little.
Ozpin:She’s gawking a little.
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Hazel:*grabs Salem*
Salem:*squeezing his biceps* Its like my entire torso. You eat a bear for breakfast?
Hazel:Oh my god.
Salem:You know this isn’t the worst way to go out. I had a good run. At least you hold me, unlike Ozma! Why didn’t you hold me like this!?
Hazel:You’re so ridiculous.
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Set crew adjusting lighting in manor. All but one stays on.
Oscar and Penny:*waltzing underneath it*
Nora:...I like how on or off camera I personally lose the dating game while another redhead wins.
Ozpin:Which pair you talking about?
Nora:Huh?
Yang and Adam:*cracking jokes*
Nora:This is nonsense! Where’s Jaune!?
Weiss:Food run with Ruby.
Nora:Aaaaaggghhh!
#rwby#actor au#jaune arc#ruby rose#weiss schnee#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#lie ren#rwby volume 8#qrow branwen#robyn hill#nora valkyrie#cinder fall#penny polendina#rwby au#neo politan#winter schnee#james ironwood#harriet bree#adam taurus
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i’m not gonna get deep into the j*nna m*rbles debates but i do think it’s really telling that some of y’all will reblog blm posts all day long and then get mad at poc for “bullying” this woman off of youtube as if you have any right to tell people that have been hurt by what she’s done that they’re not allowed to be upset.......... like are you fucking kidding me y’all really are not clicking any of the links in the many “how to be antiracist” posts you reblog huh
#dont you realize that her apology is not yours to accept????#how as a white person do you feel that it’s your place to accept an apology another white person has made for being racist#the brainrot???#personal
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I know you haven't really done many prompts for Empire SMP, but having seen Jimmy's perspective today, I really want to see him just talk about everything that's against him and I think it would be really fun to see him just breakdown with Pixl.
Lore-wise, Jimmy really has gone through the ringer.
he really has T_T someone pls save him
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Pixlriffs is working on setting up some more candles around the vigil when he hears a noise from behind him. Immediately alert, he spins round, already pulling out his sword, but he freezes when he spots a figure half-limping towards him.
As he rushes towards the figure, he realises with a jerk that it’s his closest ally. “J-Jimmy?!”
The ruler of the Cod Empire is dishevelled and clearly exhausted, and instead of his normal cod mask, he’s wearing the brown llama mask that Pixl remembers giving him a few weeks ago.
Pixl reaches out to steady his friend, holding him by the arms. “Jimmy, what on earth-?!”
“Gosh, your empire is… is really out there,” Jimmy murmurs, his words slightly slurred. “In the middle of a desert. I’m so hot…”
With that, he collapses against Pixl.
“Jimmy!” he gasps, propping his unconscious friend up.
He manages to lift Jimmy onto his back and hurriedly carries him over to his home. He lays Jimmy down on his bed and hesitantly removes his friend’s mask.
He’s shocked to see a fairly fresh cut on Jimmy’s face from his left temple to the corner of his left eye. It’s not still bleeding but it looks untreated. Maybe from the last day or so.
Forcing himself to ignore that for now, Pixl fetches some water and an ice pack, the latter of which he applies to Jimmy’s forehead. Immediately, Jimmy lets out a quiet sigh and stirs slightly, though he doesn’t wake.
After about ten minutes of gently tipping sips of water down Jimmy’s throat, Jimmy’s eyelids flutter.
“Hey,” says Pixl quietly, giving his friend a soft smile. “Can you hear me?”
Blinking groggily, Jimmy frowns. “What happened? Where am I?”
“In my empire,” says Pixl. “Do you not remember?”
Jimmy lifts a hand to his forehead. “My head’s a little fuzzy.”
“I’m not surprised; you were pretty dehydrated. Do you have any idea how long you were wandering around in the desert?”
“No, not really.”
“Well if you walked all the way here from your kingdom, it’s a wonder you didn’t parch to death,” Pixl responds. “Why didn’t you use your elytra?”
“I wanted to walk as long as possible and then when I eventually tried to take off, I realised I didn’t have any rockets,” says Jimmy sheepishly.
Pixl chuckles. That’s so Jimmy. “Right, I see. Why would you want to walk all the way here, anyway? We didn’t have a meeting or anything, did we?”
“No, I…” Jimmy hesitates. “I just needed a break. And I wanted to see you. And I needed to be several thousand blocks away from everyone else.”
“Really?” Pixl frowns. “Are you okay?”
Jimmy hesitates again, before deciding to tell the truth. “Um… no. I’m not okay. A lot of stuff happened yesterday and I’d really like to curl up and cry right now.”
Pixl gives his friend a sympathetic look. “Tell me about what happened.”
“W-Well…” Jimmy sits up in the bed, taking a deep breath. “fWhip covered my nether portal in cobblestone so I told him to come over and clear it up but he used tnt to blow it up and then when I told him to fix the hole in the ground, he blew a bigger hole under the first one and then Scott and Gem showed up and I was hoping they might be on my side but apparently Scott actually helped fWhip make the cobblestone thingy so then I got really mad and hit fWhip with my sword but then he killed me and stole my Codfather mask and I begged him to give it back but he just flew off with it a-and I don’t know how to get it back now cuz Scott said I keep starting things I can’t finish and that even with my allies, I couldn’t hope to beat fWhip but I need that mask back Pixl I can’t-.”
Sensing Jimmy’s rising panic, Pixl quickly grabs Jimmy’s shoulders to stop his friend. “Hey hey hey, shh. It’s okay, Jimmy. Shh.”
Jimmy lets his breathing settle, clearing his throat as his voice cracks. “Wh-What’s wrong with me, Pixl…?” he whispers. “Why am I such an easy target? Is this all because I stole stuff from Sausage so early on? Do I deserve all this?”
“No, Jimmy,” replies Pixl immediately. “fWhip is being a bully, and bullies always have their buddies backing them up so they feel stronger. First it was Sausage, now it’s Scott.”
“I just… I just don’t understand. I thought Gem and Katherine were my allies but Gem is now fully on fWhip’s side and Katherine pretends she’s on everyone’s side but she always seems to back up the person who isn’t me. Who do I have on my side?”
“You’ve got me, you’ve got Joel, you’ve got Lizzie.”
“I do trust Joel and Lizzie, and you of course, but… I-I’m just kinda expecting everyone to leave me if another alliance offers something better. And I wouldn’t even blame them.”
Pixl pauses, casting a brief look at the walls surrounding him. “...well, I’ll never leave you.”
“I-I don’t think you can realistically promise that,” Jimmy responds dejectedly.
This reinforces Pixl’s resolve. “I’m doing it anyway. You need an ally you can always count on, and I will be that ally. No matter what, Jimmy, I’ll stick by you. I know my empire is a long way from yours but if you ever need backup again, send me a message and I’ll drop whatever I’m doing and fly straight over.”
“Really…?” Jimmy stares at him with hopeful eyes. “Wh-Why would you do that for me? Aren’t there better, stronger empires out there you can ally with?”
“Frankly, yeah, there are. But I don’t care. It’s not all about power.”
Jimmy scoffs.
“It’s not,” Pixl repeats. “Power gets you through a war, sure, but wars aren’t the only things empires have to deal with. You’re a kind and fair ruler to your subjects, Jimmy. Villagers, animals, everything. You always go the extra mile to ensure their comfort and safety, and in this world, that’s a rarity. Power really isn’t the only thing that matters. It’s one of the biggest, but that doesn’t mean you should be counted out just on lack of power. That’s why you find yourself a powerful ally, right? And I like to flatter myself that I’ve built up a pretty powerful empire here. Maybe not fWhip-level powerful, but strong enough to defend us both if a certain tnt-crazed empire comes calling.”
Jimmy gazes at him. “Would you really put your empire on the line for my fights?”
“Of course.” Pixl gives him a kind smile. “That’s what allies do.”
“...Pixl, I…” Jimmy can hardly muster any words to express his emotions. “I-I don’t know what to say.”
“You don’t have to say anything. All we need to do is take care of each other and we’ll be okay.”
“Pix…” Jimmy is almost completely lost for words. He’s never had someone show this level of dedication towards him before, especially considering they haven’t known each other very long. “A-Anything you need, Pix, anything at all, just ask.”
Pixl’s smile falls as his eyes flicker up to the scar on Jimmy’s face. “Actually… I do have a question. How did you get that scar on your face?”
“Huh?” Jimmy’s hand automatically moves to touch the jagged line on his forehead. “Oh. This. A, um… a piece of debris from fWhip’s second tnt explosion got me. Nearly got my eye, actually.”
“It looks bad. Untreated.”
“Yeah, I… I’m not so good at first aid and I did ask Scott and Gem if one of them could help me clean it but they refused.”
Pixl’s eyes widen. “They what?!”
Jimmy nods sadly. “They made some excuses and left. Scott said it didn’t look that bad and I could deal with it myself. I looked at it in the river and I also didn’t think it looked that bad.”
“Gosh.” Pixl shakes his head disapprovingly, a deep frown on his face. “That’s… That’s so terrible.”
“I-I’m sorry,” whispers Jimmy.
“What? No, not you. I can’t believe Scott and Gem would leave you when you were clearly hurt. Do you have a first aid kit back in your base? And your food situation: do you have enough food? What’s your diet like?”
A little taken aback by the sudden questions, Jimmy hesitates. “I’ve, uh… been eating fish, mostly. Cod Empire, you know.”
“Any potatoes? Carrots?”
Jimmy shakes his head.
Pixl scrutinises him. “Right, okay. Jimmy, you’re gonna stay with me here for a while.”
“A-A while?”
“A few days. You’ve been through a lot lately; you need someone to take care of you. I’ll get that wound treated for you, show you around my empire, and make sure you get some nutrients in your diet. Do you have a potato farm?” Before Jimmy can reply, Pixl continues, “Nevermind, I’ll get you enough potatoes to either get started or improve it, whichever. You need to keep drinking water, though; you’ll get dehydrated really fast in the desert.”
He pauses as he registers the smile on Jimmy’s face. “What?” he chuckles.
“Nothing.” Jimmy averts his gaze, though his smile remains. “Just… thank you. I can’t tell you how much it means to me to have you on my side.”
Pixl smiles back and squeezes Jimmy’s shoulder.
“I’ll always be on your side, Jimmy. Always.”
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as always, HEY HEY HEY!!! i know i request a lot of things of reiner, jean and armin, but could you do one of them of how they would deal with someone jealous of y/n and them?? like those fanfics of the popular guy and their """invisible""" s/o- kinda like the idea of them defending their s/o-
sorry for bothering!!! hope you have a wonderful day, thanks for taking my request!!! ily <33
C/n: HEY HEY HEY BEAUTIFUL. Ahh I love that troupe. Please don’t apologize. You’re not bothering me at all! Hope you’re having a great day too! Ily. Thanks for requesting and I hope that you enjoy🤍
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HCs on Reiner, Jean and Armin Defending Their S/O.
Reiner:
I love Reiner. But I would hate to get on his bad side.
He was the jock of college, you know. So who would’ve thought he would have been with a cute and shy s/o.
All the girls were after him. It annoyed him because he made it very clear that Y/n is the only one for him and he is not interest.
And they took that personally.
When you were by your locker and one of the girls slammed it closed, you swear you almost going to cry.
“Listen up here, princess. Stay away from Reiner. He’s mine.” The leader of the girls say and you just stay quiet. Not wanting to give into their bullying.
“Yours? Who said that? I sure hope it was Y/n but their voice doesn’t sound so annoying.”
A deep voice says and you smile at hearing it. The girl turns around to see 6 foot tall Reiner hovering over them with a dark glare.
“I’m sick of you people trying to break us up. Mind your own business, would ya?” He says and shoves past the girls and stands in front of you.
“You okay?” He asks and you nod. Reiner takes your hand in his and kisses it.
“Come on, baby. Let’s get some ice cream.”
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Jean:
The fuckboy with the kindest heart tbh.
He’s so cocky I love him.
I don’t think he would take it very well if someone started to threaten his s/o. I’d see him fucking pissed.
A lot, I mean a lot, of people wanted him. He had a lot of one night stands but that’s all they were. One. Night. Stands.
But apparently some people didn’t understand that.
“He’s gonna break up with you, you know? Jean isn’t the kind of person who stays around. He’ll come back to me. He’ll never love you.” A girl says to you while you were busy writing in class.
She never left you alone since Jean and you became a couple. Always pestering you and telling you how much you weren’t good enough for Jean.
“I’m sorry. What was that?” Speak of the devil.
The girl turns and faces Jean, who’s face had the scariest look ever.
“J-Jean. Hey.” She says softly and his eye twitches. “Repeat what you said. Exactly how you told Y/n.” He says annoyed.
The girl stammers over her words as she repeats the filth she spilt to you to him.
“Ah. So you don’t think I love Y/n? I’m sorry. And you are?” He spits out and the girl gasps.
“I-I’m T-” “Oh wait. I don’t care. Leave Y/n and I alone. Otherwise you’ll regret it.” Jean glares at her and she quickly goes away. He looks at you and leans down to kiss your lips.
“You didn’t need to be so mean, Mr Kirstein.” You purr and he chuckles.
“Can’t have people disrespecting my other half now, can I?”
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Armin:
Angel boy has the sharpest mouth. His intelligence spoke volumes and so did his fangirls.
He was so hot smart and when he got with you, many people were like “huh?”
“Who the fuck are they? I haven’t even heard their name before.” Were some of the things spread around. Sure, you kept to yourself and dating Armin only put you in the spotlight.
You were known as “Armin’s Chess Piece.” Because apparently he was just playing you.
“Sup, Chess Piece. Armin broke up with you yet?” A guy says to you as you sat in the cafeteria, waiting for Armin.
“Nah man. Armin wouldn’t do that. He’d probably feel bad abandoning them like that.” Another says while they all laugh.
“Who’s abandoning who now?” The sweet voice of your boyfriend calls out capturing their attention.
“Armin! Hey. I was just telling Chess Piece here-” “Chess Piece? Do you even know how to play chess?”
Armin interrupts making that guy shut up. “Chess is the game of the mind. The use of the brain. Something you clearly don’t have if you go around calling people chess pieces.” He remarks and the guy moves his mouth like a fish it nothing comes out.
Armin looks at you and winks. “Hi hun. Get outta here, you twats. And leave us alone. And if I ever hear that name again, I’ll shove a chess piece up your a-” “OK WE’RE LEAVING!”
The gang leave and Armin sits next to you and kisses your head. “Sorry about them.” He apologizes. “Don’t be. I’m actually in the mood to play some chess now.”
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“Can’t have people disrespecting my other half now, can I?”
🖤🤍Thanks for reading🤍🖤
-Caddy.
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Fake Dating drabble No. 6
I'm back with 1.6k of Marcus Pike (x F!Reader) who offered to be your date to your class reunion while you were drunkenly moaning about it after work.
Fake Dating Masterlist
Warnings: alcohol (i think that's it)
This was a bad idea. You knew it from the time you had asked him. Which was 80% the fault of the beers you had that night. The combination of alcohol and a missed lunch hadn’t been the best idea.
“My ex-husband is gonna be there. And I don’t want to be the divorced miserable wife I certainly not am. Cause I’m much more happy without him,” you rambled on. You looked at your boss sitting next to you. You had been out to celebrate. After months you finally had made an arrest on the case you had been working on ever since your boss got here almost a year ago. Your boss. Marcus Pike. Perfect, pretty, Marcus Pike who was looking at you with his soft and warm brown eyes with his teasing smile. His lips always looked so damn soft… Wait, was he talking?
“What?” you asked. He chuckled.
“If you don’t want to go alone I do look good in a suit,” he shrugged, bringing his beer bottle to his lips and you had to blink a couple of times until his words made sense in your drunken brain.
“Are you offering to be my date to my class reunion, Agent Pike?” you asked.
“I guess I am,” and then he winked at you with his stupid gorgeous eyes.
Yeah. Stupid idea. Not because he was your boss, but because you had the biggest crush on him. You could control it at work, you were a professional after all, but spending time with him outside of work seemed to be the challenge. Which wasn’t often, but often enough to make you beyond flustered just with the way he was looking at you.
Okay. You could do this. This is just like the time you went undercover with him on that event. This would be different though. Because you went to school with those people and well, because of your ex husband. You thought of canceling but he would probably make it seem like you were still the heartbroken little girl you had been back in school. And you should be over your school and ex-husband trauma but you were also petty as fuck. You lost way too much weight to not show it off. Giving yourself one last look in the mirror you smiled at yourself as you heard the doorbell.
It was just like being undercover. Right?
It was not just like being undercover. You noticed that as soon as you opened the door for Marcus who was dressed in black, cleanly shaven and looking at you with a soft smile that would have made you swoon if he wasn’t standing directly in front of you.
“You look beautiful,” he said.
“Thank you boss,” you winked with a grin.
“Ready to hear our cover story?” he asked as he waited for you to lock your door. You turned around, taking his offered arm as he led you to his car.
“Shoot.”
“We fell in love while working together,” he started the car and you nodded.
“Impressive. Good cover story. So thoughtful,” you teased.
“I know right?” he grinned and you shook your head with a smile as he began to drive. Most of the car ride was spent in a comfortable silence, yet you felt yourself growing nervous the closer you got.
You almost jumped when you felt his hand on top of yours on your thigh. Looking at him you smiled softly at him, the nervousness you felt before replaced by a warmth spreading through you. Shit you really had it bad for him. You made a mental note to yourself to not drink any alcohol tonight. You tend to get very affectionate while drunk. And Marcus Pike had made it very clear that the last thing he was looking for was a relationship after everything that happened with his last relationship.
It was like time just stopped as you walked through the doors of your old school. Even the smell was the same. You shook your head to yourself as you walked next to Marcus.
“This is like a really bad throwback,” you groaned as you walked past your old classroom. He chuckled before you felt him take your hand in his.
“I hated school. Or more like the people,” you sighed looking at him.
“So you’re here to…”
“Show everyone I’m not the sad ugly girl they had bullied for years? Sad. I know,” you shrugged as you walked within towards the big doors leading to the big hall where music was already playing.
“And to show off your new boyfriend?” he teased and you smiled. Was he… flirting?
“It’s sad, I know,” you groaned and he stopped walking.
“I did the same thing 10 years ago with my wife,” he said and you looked at him with big eyes.
“Yeah. I was the typical nerd in school. Try being a teenager who’s into art. High school was hell.”
“Aww you were already into art in school? That’s so cute. I would have dated you,” you winked.
“Yeah? Good thing we found each other then, huh?” he winked back and this time you did feel your cheeks growing warm at the look he gave you. If he noticed he didn’t show it.
“Come on. Let’s get some disgusting punch.”
Against all odds you really had fun. Marcus posed as the perfect boyfriend and you didn’t have to play the heart eyes you were giving him the whole evening. If you had only this night to play out your little fantasy of dating him, you would take full advantage of it before you had to make yourself fall out of love with him. Because he was your boss and you loved your job.
“The man over there keeps looking at you,” Marcus whispered against your ear. You were dancing to some cheesy song you didn’t recognize. Turns out Marcus Pike could dance. You frowned before you followed his eyes, seeing your ex husband stand there with none other than Babara Miller, the girl who had made your time in school a living hell.
“That’s my ex husband,” you rolled your eyes.
“You okay?” he asked, his hand on your back squeezing you lightly.
“Yeah,” you smiled up at him. For one moment you wished this would be real. That you could tell him that you loved him. That the look he gave you was genuine and not just an act. You breathed in deep. You didn’t want to be here anymore. This felt wrong. Fake. He seemed to pick up on that.
“Wanna get out of here? I’m starving,” he whispered.
“Please,” you nodded. He leaned down to kiss your forehead and you were close to tears before you felt his hand squeeze yours as he walked you out.
20 Minutes later you were the two fanciest dressed people at the hot dog booth Marcus had taken you to.
“These are really delicious,” you hummed, trying to look not like a starving animal as you ate. Marcus chuckled.
“I know. I got lost in the neighborhood in the first week I got here but I found the best hot dogs in the city, so I count it as a win.”
“Totally,” you nodded, taking a sip of the coke he had bought for you.
“So you live around here?” you asked.
“Yeah just two streets this way,” he pointed to your right.
“I guess I should get a cab home so you don’t have to drive all the way back to my place,” you suggested, but he shook his head, reaching over to you.
“No. What kind of boyfriend would I be if I let you drive home alone at night?” he asked and you sighed.
“You mean fake boyfriend,” you said and he only looked at you, his stupid gorgeous eyes not leaving yours. You bit your lip, looking away from him to set down your coke at the booth. When you looked up he seemed to have gotten closer. You didn’t miss how his eyes seemed to linger on your lips before he looked into your eyes.
“Yeah. Fake boyfriend. But even as your fake boyfriend I’m not letting you just get a cab home. I’m driving.”
“Okay okay,” you playfully rolled your eyes.
“You want a milkshake boss?” you asked.
“Make it chocolate.”
“Thank you for doing this for me,” you said as he walked you to your door. You still had your milkshake, peanut butter, in your hand, your other hand searching for your keys.
“You’re very welcome. It was nice. We should do that again,” he said and you looked up at him, an eyebrow raised.
“You mean more awkward class reunions?”
He chuckled, shaking his head.
“No. This. Us together. Hanging out after work,” he stepped closer and you smiled a little.
“Hanging out? How old are you? 14?” you teased and he rolled his eyes with a smile.
“I really, really had fun tonight. With you. And I’d like to take you out. On a real date. Let’s say next Saturday?” he asked and finally, you gave in to the stupid grin that you had tried to suppress the whole evening.
“You’re not allergic to peanuts, are you?” you asked and he frowned.
“No, why?”
“Cause then I couldn’t do this…” you whispered before you got on your tiptoes to kiss him.
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time travel tma fics be like:
it's killing your shitty capitalist eldritch boss hours babieeee
my children deserve rest and i am going to gift it to them
get in loser we're speedrunning 4 seasons of character development!!!!
the spiral is probably helping us but i still don't trust it
the web is probably helping us but i still don't trust it
time to Bully Elias
i may know the future but that doesn't mean i know wtf i'm doing
we're just gonna ignore poor pathetic old man leitner in the tunnels tbh
sasha Deserves Better
jon and martin allotted-mutual-pining hours commence immediately this time around so get ready
so how the fuck are we gonna hide from jonah douchard's stupid all seeing eye this time fellas
tim please calm down
daisy p l e a s e calm down
shut up i already know u and that u wanna kill me this isn't n e w get in line bitch
jon can have a little intimidating the shit out of elias. as a treat.
mr. peter lukas imma need you to turn around and immediately leave the way u came in no words no questions just leave :)
i have s o many emotions about these people i'm technically supposed to have met last week fu k c
pls don't touch that statement hardworking assistant of mine, i got it n o w o r r i es :)))))
no!!! that is not my martin/my jon!! i Can Not Fall In Love with him in this timeline, it would not be fair to him,,,, would it ? ? ?
time for crippling guilt and self doubt!!!!
moral and spatial-temporal dilemmas of a gay and anxious nature
jon's ceaseless urge to punch his past self
"jon looks like he's gonna melt into a sad gloopy puddle whenever he looks at me what tf is up him"
crippling guilt and self doubt!!! part 2!!! electric boogaloo!!!
S E C R E T S
so i died in another timeline that's fun huh
there are so many narrative threads to keep track of jon are u okay??? do u need a calendar for all these events and lives ur tryna save???
the Power of Friendship prevails u dumb idiot, god of course we're gonna help u-
it's Found Family time bitches!!!
the possibility of s o many things going so differently and terribly wrong this time around is like,,,, a s t r o n o m i c a l l y high
monster jon monster jon moNSTER JON MON S T E R J O-
the other avatars and fear entities either hate jon's newly powerful and unpredictable guts or wanna have fun helping to kill/destroy elias there's no in between
this shit's gonna get s a p p y bitches bUCKLE UP-
it's jon deserves a fucking hug hours babieee pLEASE
oh no, said jon, i fucked up
Author's Notes: "yES this is ridiculously self indulgent, nO i don't c a r e"
pls process ur emotions in a healthy manner this time around i'm b e g g i n g u mr. jon jarchivist
feel free to add more i live for this goddamn trope
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Lorem Ipsum (Ino x Foreign!Reader)
Request:
Word Count: 906
Warnings/Tags: Mild Bullying
Notes: So, I don’t know a verbally spoken second language, but I was one of a handful of people in my region to take at 4+ years of Classical Latin and take the AP Latin exam... that counts right? Latin’s not a dead language.
“Thanks for joining us, guys!” Ino happily greeted her team with enthusiastic hugs. You smiled politely in the background, offering handshakes to each of the three men and silently dreading opening your mouth. Anxiety loomed over you like a jacket, but you loved your girlfriend so you were excited to meet the people who meant most to her. Ino introduced you, nearly giggling your name with excitement. She squeezed your hand. “And this is Shikamaru, Choji, and Asuma-sensei.”
“Hello.” You spoke your salutation, your rather thick accent seeping into the single word. You inwardly cringed. Asuma pulled you in by the hand, ripping your touch from Ino. He gave you a friendly slap on the shoulder. You jumped slightly, not used to such a greeting.
“You’re not from around here, are you?” Asuma chuckled and you laughed with him. Ino straightened her back and held her head high before proudly announcing that you were from the Land of Water. You looked down at her adoringly, just the slightest bit of weight floating off your chest as you looked into her eyes. Ino always did have an interest in your home country and it warmed your heart to see that she had become just as prideful as you. The two of you missed the thin-lipped looks exchanged between the rest of the team.
“Let’s get inside, I’m hungry!” Choji exclaimed, ushering the group inside.
“So, Water Country, eh?” Shikamaru drawled as you sat down at a table. “What are you doing in the Land of Fire then?” Ino squinted at Shikamaru for his choice of words, but elected to stay quiet.
“I catch fish. I am fisherman.” You nod, same polite but nervous smile forming on your lips. Choji snorted into his water.
“In the Leaf?” Shikamaru locked eyes with you, eyebrows furrowed mockingly.
“You do know that the Leaf is landlocked, right?” Ino sent another glare at her teammate. Shikamaru raised his hands in defense. “What? It’s true. C’mon it’s just a question.” Asume squinted down at the Nara, forearms on the table. Shikamaru rolled his eyes as Choji took to ordering.
“Many people from the Land of Water are fishermen, it’s a very noble profession.” Ino’s shoulders tensed as she defended you. She stuck her nose up and you couldn’t help the pang of admiration that echoed in your chest.
“And lakes and riwers are man-i here.” You laughed. “I should open restaurant for seafood!”
“Not a ninja, huh?” Asuma mused, leaning back in his seat. You mirrored him, crossing one ankle over your knee.
“I am wary interested in work of Ino. She is far stronger than I.” You grinned widely, giving your bicep a smack in emphasis. Ino looked up at you with a blush, playfully pushing the side of your face away. The waiter approached with your food.
“Well,” She rolled her eyes, “I am.”
“What’s with the ‘w’s, dude?” Choji questioned over the bowl newly placed in front of him. “What are there no ‘v’s now or are we speaking ‘uwu’ language?” Ino perked up again, same fiery glint in her eye and nose striking the same upward angle.
“In fact, the letter ‘v’ doesn’t exist in some dialects in the Land of Water. Neither does the letter ‘j’, or, or the written letter ‘y’, ‘w’, or ‘u’ for that matter.” You could see the red forming under her normally pale complexion. You put a hand on her arm, rubbing your thumb across her smooth wrist. Steam practically poured from her face. “Like really, guys, what is your problem?”
“Jeez, you’re so loud.” Shikamaru complained.
“We’re just having fun, right?” The three men turned to you.
“Ee-es. Good times.” You chirped, trying to put on a brave face for your hot-tempered girlfriend. You squeezed her arm gently and she sat back in her chair. The conversation went on without you.
You knew what the rest of the team thought of you and you couldn’t say that it wasn’t understandable. You looked back at your girlfriend. Ino was absolutely gorgeous and smart and fierce. And on the other hand, you were really a nobody from a foreign land. Of course her team felt the need to be protective of her. And so you admired her for the rest of dinner.
You let out a sigh of relief when the meal was over. Ino held onto your arm as she waved her team goodbye. When you began to walk away, you turned to her. You took in her shining blue eyes.
“To me, e-eu mean world. I want to be good to e-eu.” She stopped, frowning. Her brow furrowed for the umpteenth time that day which made you wonder if you had mistranslated a word. Her touch left you and she placed her hands on her hips, lips curling in a deep pout. Ino lifted a fist to just under her chin. You didn’t bat an eye.
“I swear I’m gonna kill them!” She grumbled, shaking. Your hand came to envelop his and you pulled her into a hug. Ino grumbled into your chest. You leaned down to kiss the area above her ear.
“Amo te, mea lux.” Ino continued to pout, pulling away and looking you deeply in the eye.
“You are enough for you. You are good enough for me.” She planted a light kiss on your lips and you nearly teared up. “And I love you too.”
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