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whalesforhands · 5 months

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kaizen daycare! 2

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“(name)-sensei! Why’d you look so n-nerv—“ His little eyebrows furrow, tiny hand coming up to scratch his head in focused thought. “Nerv-y?”

(He promised Nanamin he would use a new word today.)

You giggle as you ruffle his hair. “That was a wonderful try, Yuuji-kun.” Two of your hands settle on his squishy cheeks as he stares up at you. “But I suppose I am a little nervous.”

Hmm… So that’s how it was pronounced! He’s gonna tell Nanamin he tried anyway. But… What’s causing you to be this way, though? That faraway look in your eyes is troubling him too… Oh!

“Didya forget to eat today, (name)-sensei?!” A pat to your knee as he stares up at you, all sparkly gaze and blushy cheeks with a smile that was overflowing with glowing excitement.

So cute. He reminds you of a blooming flower.

“Ahah, Yuuji-kun that’s not—“

Blonde, brunettes and raven-haired heads perk up at the little boy’s voice, their attention lost on the toys as they quickly start to trickle out of your sight and making a run for their cubbies. Are they-

“I got riceballs today!”

“Nanamin said he made me karaage!”

“Papa said our chara-bens are cute today too!”

“Daddy bought us kikufuku mochi for dessert!”

“Ahh, wait— Children-!” You realized a little too late.

It isn’t long before a clatter of bento boxes and a small assortment of various treats settle themselves in front of you, scattered into a small pile as the twins start pushing their treats forward a little more to make you notice it first.

“Mmm! (nwame)-swensei mwakes goodsh food!” Kugisaki Nobara finds herself being fed an adult’s lunch as she chews, her eyes closed in satisfaction and her feet kicking about as she continues to savour the taste of the food you were sharing with her.

(Sharing is an understatement. You’re surprised by how much she could eat, and how she was vacuuming up almost the entirety of your own packed lunch.)

“I’ll mwake sure to-“ She stops when she sees your stern gaze, not minding at all but taking the moment to swallow. “Forget my bento more off-then!” You only giggle as you shake your head in response, wiping off the grain of rice at the corner of her lips.

“Your grandma will be sad if you don’t eat her food often, Nobara-chan. You have to remember to bring it all the time, okay?”

“Mmm…” She’s still thinking as she watches your amused face, a hand on her cheek. “If (name)-sensei thinks so…” Her face breaks into a grin as she shows you a thumbs-up. “Okay!”

You hear several growls next to you. A turn of your head reveals the wanting gaze of the rest of your kids, all hungry ministrations of eating their own packed lunches stopped.

“Eh…?” The chopsticks in your hand have paused midair in bewilderment, wrist just in distance of Megumi as he makes a small grab for it, leading your utensil into his mouth as he noms down on the tamagoyaki you held.

“…it’s good…!” His eyes sparkle as he turns his head to face the growing pouts of his classmates, the rising jealousy not at all apparent to him as he feels you gently pry the chopsticks out of his mouth, a small tap to his nose in slight scolding that makes him nearly want to sneeze.

“Nanako wants some too!”

“M-mimiko as well!”

“I’m still hungry, (name)-sensei!”

“E-eh???? (name)-sensei was feeding me first!”

In the end, you had an empty lunch box and a very, very satisfied class of kids who had very full bellies that day.

(Are they trying to pay you back for that day? You’re really starting to think you have the sweetest kids to ever exist.)

“You all…” Megumi shifts closer to you, nestling himself on your lap as your hand goes up to support him, beginning to peek up at your face. You had started to tremble from where you sat on the floor of the foam-tiled play area, growing silent as the rest of the kids slowly crowded around you.

(Were they in trouble? Are you upset with them…? Please, please don’t be! They’re good kids!)

Megumi catches a glimmer forming at the corner of your eye, his small hands starting to grip onto your shirt and his green eyes starting to widen as he realizes that you’re cryi—

“Are so cute!” You’re already scooping them all into your arms, your face hot with gratuitous joy as you embrace the squealing kids close to you, enjoying their cuddly warmth and pats of your face.

(“Oh, but-” You begin to tut, staring down at the five kids squished together on your lap. “I have my own lunch today, kids.”

There’s a glower on their faces, disappointment and disheartened expressions clear and evident. It squeezes at your heart in guilt as the colorful plastic wrapping of one of the sweets is captured from the corner of your eye.

“B-but! It seems that I would need help clearing all these treats up!”)

——

You tiptoe out the room, gently shutting the door of the nap room behind you.

“Good work today.” Ieiri Shoko is sipping her second cup of coffee of the day as she appears behind you, clearly amused at your frazzled form after putting the children to sleep.

“There’s nothing good about today…” You’re sulking as you slump against the door, your knees bent as you let out a loud sigh.

A smirk appears on her face. “Why? Scared of being alone with a couple guys and their kids?” She heard the whole conversation. Perks of being one of the first few to arrive just to get some time to be alone with you.

Your feet shift nervously as you hands begin to fiddle with each other, a sigh escaping your lips as you lean back against the door. “You know I’m no good at being social, Shoko…”

You’re pouting at her as your cheeks start to warm from embarrassment. “What if they find me weird and unsettling and—“ You nearly want to scream. “What if they pull Megumi and the twins out of school because they think I’m unsuitable—“ You stop yourself. “But at the same time if they’ve moved into the neighborhood I’ll be running into them 24/7! If they find out I’m just some loser who stays at home all day and reads—“

You cough to cut yourself off at your spiel. Relax… You take in a deep breath as you finally start to calm. “And what if…” Your eyes flicker towards the ground. “They just… Don’t like me?”

A beat passes, and another.

Her eyes trail off to the side, letting the silence beat amongst the both of you. “They’ll like you like I love you, (name).” Her dark eyes meet yours, her steps stopping right before you as you catch the sight of her heels. “And if you’re so worried, you could always catch dinner with me instead as an excuse.”

(She would even call him up using the school register to tell him you can’t make it because your plant died or some other stupid excuse if that was what you wanted.)

“You’re so kind Shoko…!” You tackle her into a hug. “Your kindness precedes a being like me!” You pull back, glancing up at her blank, unimpressed gaze as you let a smile grace your face. “Jokes aside,” You scratch your cheek.

“I think it’s too late to even fully reject him now…”

You gulp nervously as the domineering man stood before you, all smiles and teeth and turned up eyes behind dark sunglasses that gleam with expectant want.

“I-I think that I have—“ Distance is closed in an instance, a towering frame leaning over you and breaking all boundaries of personal space.

“Y’know, the kids are gonna be super super excited once they find out we’re moving in next to ya!” Large porcelain hands reach up to grasp both of your own in his. “Won’tcha please come make them happy? Megumi and the twins talk about you lots, ya know? They even forget to eat sometimes when they get to tell us all about you.” There’s a cute pout on his face that makes your stomach swirl, your bewildered eyes starting to twirl as the scent of his cologne invades your nose…

(He’s so handsome… And so thoughtful of his kids… Ahh, you can feel your heart stutter…)

“I-I suppose I do have some free time today…!” He’s so close! If he leans down anymore, your lips would be—!

“Oho, that’s nice to hear, sensei!” A grin and a pat to your head. “We should have fully settled in by this afternoon, so I’ll come pick ya up after school, kay?” He pulls himself away (begrudgingly) as he pats his pockets for his car keys.

“O-oh, that’s not—“

“See ya later, sweetheart!” He’s practically already skipping out the door, sending you a salute and a wink as you stand there in stunned silence.

It looks like you have plans tonight with your neighbour… You turn towards the corridor before you pause in your steps abruptly, a small chill going up your spine.

Did you ever tell him your unit number…?

(Oh, you must’ve forgotten to close a window somewhere. No time to dawdle on your bad memory now when the kids’ health is at stake!)

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You did actually go pretty hungry that day considering your lunch was fully consumed by 5 overeager toddlers. Shoko shared her convenience store sandwich with you.

Suguru heard the story of your shared lunch from Mimiko and used that as an excuse to talk recipes with you. Character-bentos are a popular topic between the both of you.

nvy’s aftertalk:

to all the anons who guessed that i was watching gakuen babysitters i am ashamed to admit that you are right i am a sucker for babies and cannot stop rewatching this dumb anime

#kdc au #jjk x reader #gojo satoru x reader #satosugu x reader #geto suguru x reader #geto x reader #gojo x reader

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thegr33nc0met · 8 months

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Dating Stu Macher Headcanons ♥︎

Alternative!Reader

CONTENT WARNINGS: NSFW, GN Reader/unspecified anatomy, Switch!Stu (a little heavy on the sub side), Switch!Reader, overstimulation, light bondage, pet names, after care

I’m so sorry this took so long to post and that I forgot to add the cat bit:(( I’ve just been a bit busy with work and stuff but I hope you enjoy!!

SFW

♥︎ Stu loves loves LOVES your style. soft band tees, long flowing clothes and light fabrics? he’s eating you up. om nom nom.

the way they wrap around your body like a silky cocoon is just MAGICAL to him. you’re like a witch covered in fog and spider’s silk bro.

♥︎ if you wear makeup, he is very intrigued by how you do it and will definitely make you put some on him. you know that picture of someone laying on top of another person while they do their eyeliner?? yeah that’s you guys.

he loves when you kiss him and leave a cute little lipstick stamp on his cheek.

same with painting his nails. like if you paint your nails black, he will BEG you to do his as well (i like to imagine he bites his nails, so it’s kinda hard to do with how short they’re bitten down).

♥︎ he’ll discover a band or artist that he thinks is even slightly alternative and he’ll ask if you know them (then make you listen to them if you haven’t). they may not actually be alternative, but he’s trying his best to be supportive<3

LOVES going to concerts with you. the whole vibe of the alternative/goth community is so refreshing to him. he thinks everyone is so chill and nice:)

♥︎ as I’ve stated before, his love languages are gift giving and acts of service. anything you want, he’s gonna get it for you one way or another (whether he buys it or steals it, it’s YOURS). if you guys are hanging out at the local strip mall and you get something, he’ll carry all your shopping bags for you<<33 he’ll buy you things even if you don’t ask for it; you’re constantly getting new clothes and jewelry from him that he thinks you’ll like.

he will hold doors open for you and carry your backpack at school. he’ll even let you hop on his back if you get tired of walking.

Stu definitely calls you cutie. i also think he loves to make up random nicknames on the spot. pookie bear, schnookums, muffin, ducky, sweet potato pie, honey booger.. silly stuff like that, but they’re mostly used in a humorous way. cutie is his favourite pet name for you.

♥︎ loves when you borrow his sweaters, whether they’re big enough to be a dress on you or fit you as a regular sweater, or just a lazy day shirt… it gives him cuteness aggression to the max. he just wants to squeeze you til you pop!!<3

♥︎ MOVIE NIGHTS ALL THE TIME!!! he loves cuddling up against you on the couch, a blanket draped across the two of you as some cheesy slasher film plays on the tv. will go all out with snacks (he’s the type of person to put m&ms in his popcorn so be warned if that’s not your thing).

♥︎ he’s always gotta have an arm slung over your shoulders or hips no matter where you are.

NSFW

♥︎ oh lord… this man.. the first time you guys have sex is a wild ride let me tell you!!

♥︎ STU👏IS👏A👏SWITCH👏!!!

♥︎ he loves going down on you. he wants to give you as many orgasms with his mouth as possible until you can hardly handle it. he wants to give you as much pleasure as he can so you know you’re his. so you know no one else can make you feel as good as he does.

once you’re whimpering and nearly crying from overstimulation, he’ll pull his mouth away from your abused sex and rub his big hands over your trembling legs and coo comforting shushes at you until you settle down before he’s sliding inside. he’ll make you come over and over again until he’s satisfied.

♥︎ but if you wanna be dominant?? USE HIM HOWEVER YOU WANT HE’LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU AND LET YOU DO ANYTHING TO HIM.

he’s definitely a service bottom when/if you’re dominant. he just wants to make you feel good as possible.

♥︎ if you tease him while he’s bottoming and gets real desperate, he starts giggling like a mad man between broken moans. god he’s just so DESPERATE FOR YOU TO TOUCH HIM.

“hehehehehehha—ungh!~ yes!— heheh..” as a sheen of sweat is covering his hot body and tears are streaming down his cheeks, pooling at his chin, squirming and writhing against the restraints as you teasing drag the pads of your fingers up to his leaking tip. “p-please… just keep touching me like that… you’ll make me feel good? right, cutie? you’ll let me come?” he pants out, biting down on his lip to keep the nervous laughter from bubbling up again, his pretty blue eyes lidded as he stares you down.

♥︎ imagine him throwing his head back and letting out the sluttiest moan when you finally take him inside you after teasing him for so long.

“th-thank you… god, fuck! you feel so fuckin’ good…” he practically growls out, smiling widely in ecstasy as you fuck him. he lets out the most pathetic whimpers and moans when he finally comes inside you, ‘thanks yous’ falling repeatedly from his mouth.

♥︎ he loves giving as much as he loves receiving after care. if it’s not too late at night/if the two of you aren’t too tired, he’ll get a shower running for both of you, and loves to clean you up while pressing gentle kisses to any part of your body he can. he’d love it if you did the same for him. then after the shower, he’ll get you a cup of water before cuddling back up with you in bed and falling asleep<3

comments and reblogs are always appreciated!!🫶

#🐈‍⬛ anon #yandere ghostface #scream x reader #stu macher x reader #yandere scream #stu macher #stu macher headcanons

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neo404 · 2 months

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Reader painting nicks nails ( he doesn’t do a good job but nick don’t want to hurt his feelings)

Nick and reader having self-care nights where they do skin care , paint each other’s nails , cuddle and watch movies

/Could be two different ones or they can also go together/

Sleepover.

Summary: Nick and you have a self-care sleepover.

Tw: cursing.

Note: I invented names for Nick and reader to gossip about while painting each others nails.

‘’What was this?’’ Nick says grabbing one of the many bottles on my skin care bag.

‘’That’s moisturizer, that’s what we have to do now, and then we can move to the face masks.’’

‘’Oh, that’s nice. We bought the ones with animal faces on them, right?’’

‘’Yes. How are you feeling your face?’’ I look at Nick who’s looking at himself in the mirror of his bathroom, with a baby blue head band to keep his hair out of his face, he looks so cute.

‘’It actually feels… clean? I don’t know how to describe it, but it feels good.’’

‘’Nice, that’s the whole point of this. Now, time to moisturize.’’ I grab the bottle and squeeze out a few drops into my hands, patting them all over Nick’s face, massaging it a bit, he closes his eyes and leans into my touch.

‘’This is so nice. I love it.’’ He murmurs.

‘’I’m glad, baby.’’ I keep rubbing his face, a tiny smile forming in my face, loving the relaxation I can bring to my boyfriend. ‘’Okay, my turn now.’’

‘’All right.’’ Nick pours a bit too much of moisturize into his hands and starts to rub it into my face. ‘’This feels like massaging dough, it’s so funny.’’

‘’Did you just call me dough?’’ I try to hold in my laughter.

‘’Yes, my little dough. I’ll eat you up, nom nom.’’

‘’God, you are so corny.’’ I smile widely, his hands drawing circles all over my face.

‘’You love it when I’m corny.’’

‘’True, I do love it. I think that’s enough.’’ I look at us in the mirror and smile. ‘’Now, we can do the face masks on the bed while we paint our nails.’’

‘’Yes, let’s do that.’’ He walks to his bed where a few bottles of nail polish were laying. ‘’I haven’t picked a color yet.’’ I turn off the light of the bathroom and go sit next to him.

‘’You can think while you paint mine.’’

‘’True. Maybe we can match, you leave your pinkies finger without painting, and when I choose, I’ll paint it the same color. And I’ll paint my pinkies the same color as your nail, so we are matching.’’

‘’That’s an amazing idea, I love it.’’ I open my backpack that was at the foot of the bed, grabbing the face masks we bought earlier. ‘’So, we have these string for the eyebags and on top I’ll put the animal face masks. Come closer so I can put them on you.’’ Nick sits closer, our legs touching, I open the plastic and take out two orange strings, putting them under his eyes, then I grab the bigger package and pull out the tiger facemask, putting it into his face, making sure is well adjusted and it doesn’t fall.

I put mine by myself, my mask is a bunny one, and Nick laughs while I put it on. ‘’We look so goofy.’’ He says, taking his phone out, taking a few pictures of us and myself. ‘’All right, what color do you want your nail?’’

‘’Hm, I think I’ll go for black.’’

‘’Good choice, a classic. So, are we gonna gossip like they do on nail salons?’’ he says while grabbing the black nail polish and opening it up.

‘’God, yes.’’ Nick grabs my hand and puts it on top of a pillow that he rested on top of his lap.

‘’So, what do you think about Laura’s new girlfriend?’’ he starts painting my nails precisely.

‘’Oh god, don’t get me started on that. I think she’s bad for Laura, like it’s super controlling and she doesn’t even realize.’’

‘’That’s what I’m saying. Like, girl, how can she tell you ‘No, you CAN’T go out with that dress’, what do you mean I CAN’T, I’ll do whatever I want with my body, fuck off.’’ Nick blows softly into my right-hand nails, giving some retouches here and there. ‘’Give me your other hand, be careful with that one, it’s not fully dried yet.’’ He grabs my other hand and puts it on the pillow. ‘’Also, Laura has been really mean to us lately, like, she’s letting that crazy girl manipulate her. I can’t believe it.’’

‘’I swear, you know who has been kind weird lately?’’

‘’Austin?’’

‘’Yes. Like, the whole sports scholarship got really got into his head, don’t get me wrong, I’m happy for him but he’s acting like he is Lebron James.’’

‘’I swear, like, chill. You don’t need a security guard to go to a fucking restaurant.’’ Nick blows on my nails and smiles at himself. ‘’Done, and I decided what color I want mine. Purple!’’

‘’Cool, we have two shades of purple, this one that’s more like… pastel purple and this is like… grape purple, I think.’’ I hold the two bottles infront of our eyes, letting him analyze them.

‘’Hm, grape purple. That’s the one.’’ I nod and open the bottle up. ‘’So, what do we think about Alexs new hair color?’’

‘’God, I love it, it compliments their eyes.’’ I say slowly painting his nails, I bite down on my lip trying to keep my hand as steady as I can.

‘’Yeah right. I think it’s a bold color, but it looks nice on them. Going back to Lauras girlfriend, did you know that she said Alex wanted to kiss Laura? So now she’s not allowed to hang out with just them.’’

‘’Really?’’ I mutter, paying most of my attention to his nails, but even then, I still painted unto his fingers.

‘’-After that Laura texted me and… are you even listening to me?’’ I look up from his nail into his eyes and shrug my shoulders.

‘’I’m sorry.’’ I whisper. ‘’I’m not very good at this.’’ I say looking at his nails ashamed.

‘’Aw, it’s all right. You are doing an amazing job. Plus, I can retouch them later.’’

‘’Okay. What were you saying?’’ I say getting back to painting his nails, slowly, but less anxious about it. Nick and I talked and talked, until the nail polish dried.

‘’All right, time to cuddle.’’ He opens up his arms and I crawl into his arms, wrapping mine around his neck, Nick lays back, pulling the both of us into the mattress. ‘’You are so comfy. Thanks for today, I loved every part of it.’’

‘’Even your poorly painted nails?’’

‘’Even my amazing nails painted by my handsome boyfriend.’’ He kisses my cheek.

#nick sturniolo x reader #nick sturniolo x you #nick sturniolo x male reader #sturniolo triplets x reader

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quotidian-oblivion · 8 months

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✨Out of context lines shitpost Pt. 7✨

Part 6

Sorry we've taken so long. Life=sucks. School=hard. Us=dead. But we also spent most of our energy roasting each other online under the tags 'quotidian convos' and 'nogolsta says hi'.

However, we managed to stay funny and collect quotes throughout, so here ye go.

gfhirgy forgot to tag Nog @mispeltnostalgia Here's dumbass #2 guys /aff

Shit we said in class (or in public) as the batfam:

Duke: You can’t tease me i got a scholarship

Kon: I got these caramels from the shop and they're really stale. But I'm still gonna eat them cuz I don't give a fuck about poisoning myself Bart: Just like how I'm poisoning myself with expired mayonnaise *bites sandwich*

[talking about poisoning] Steph: Then they die! >:D Damian: No, they won’t die. They might just get a little dizzy when they stand up. Steph: Oh.

Bruce: I have once gone two days without water and was on the brink of death Tim: Once, I hadn’t drunk enough water for a couple of days and I went to stand up, but I just c o l l a p s e d on the ground

[while deciding on who would say what]Nog: Hm… who would be stupid enough to— it’s Bruce.

Tim: The level of projection has gone so far that I am now projecting into school assignments.

Teenage!Bruce: *goes for a high five* Alfred: *awkwardly holds his hand*

Babs: Tim, have you gotten a date for Valentine's yet? Tim: Yeah. I’m texting them right now, Babs: Who is it? *leans over to see* Babs: Babs: Are you roleplaying with a chips company? Tim: I asked them on Instagram and they said yes as long as I add them as one of WE’s sponsors.

Quo: Nog is in a committed relationship with Arnott’s Shapes. Do you have any words to say to your lover, Nog?Nog: ❤️chimpkon crimpens❤️Quo: And that’s real love, guys.

Duke: A lot has happened since last week, I have a whole ass big fucking family now Dick: That happened today

Tim: The world is an oyster and Jason is gonna eat it Jason: What? Oh. Yeah. Nom.

Steph: I stand up and a Niagra Falls of popcorn falls down off my boobs.

Bart and Kon: jAywALkjAYwAlKjaYWaLkJaYwALkJAyWalK

Damian: You need protection for kissing as well and it’s called a boxing glove.

Lex Luthor: You’re not a gamer Kon: no but i am a gay mer… person. I’m a mermaid- oh no the condensation

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count-alucard-tepes · 1 year

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Headcanons for my One Piece hotties: Drunk texts they send to their S/O

Kizaru✨

Kizaru: baby, when I get home I want kisses and to love with all my very essence! You are the best thing that ever happened to me and the shining light in my life. I don’t know where I’d be with you and I appreciate everything you to do for me!😍😍😍

S/O: are you drunk?

Kizaru: 🤔 how’d you know?

S/O: ⬆️⬆️⬆️

Akainu🌋

Akainu: I’m amgry

S/O: You’re supposed to be having fun with your friends, babe

Akainu: Kizaru is dancing on a pole and Aokiji is throwing money at him. I’m too pure for this.

S/O: babe, take a video! Right now

Akainu: I can’t…I’m laying on the floor and looking at the stars…they remind me of you when you’re all happy and cute

S/O: BABE! VIDEO PLEASE!?

Ryokugyu 🌱

Ryokugyu: if this was my last night alive, I would spend it cuddled up to you and not my plants I promise

S/O: omg, are you drunk!? Where are you?

Ryokugyu: oh man, one thing I was in a pub with the guys…next thing I know is I was sitting on a bridge with a bottle in my hand..and someone’s walking stick…I think I beat someone up or won this walking stick in a drinking game…either way…your man is a winner 🥇

S/O: omg share your fucking location!? I’m calling Kizaru rn!

Sir Crocodile 🐊

Crocodile: grrrr I’m a crocodile, I bite *nom nom*

S/O: …what in the actual hell? Did someone steal this phone? Also he can’t text with one hand so it’s definitely stolen

Crocodile: I’m using the voice to text thingy…if I was a real crocodile would you love me?

S/O: fuck no, that’s weird

Crocodile: What! This is why I’d eat you if I was a real crocodile

S/O: pretty sure you eat me regardless of being a crocodile or not 😏

Crocodile: wait…was that a dirty comeback? Daddy’s coming home

Doflamingo Donquixote 🦩

Doffy: I’ve decided

S/O: on what? And where are you btw?

Doffy: you are the chosen one! And you shall bear my heir!

S/O: deal

Doffy: 😭😭😭 really baby, you’re gonna have my babies?! Omg I’m gonna be a mom

Doffy: I mean a dad

Doffy: I can’t stop crying

Doffy: halp me

Benn Beckman 🔫

Benn: I think my aim is better when I’m drunk, want to see?

S/O: that’s not a good idea, come home rn

Benn: babe, you were right…I accidentally shot Shanks while we were drinking and we have to go to the hospital

Benn: I’m a supportive husband

Benn: I meant first mate! Not husband!

Benn: babe, don’t be mad! I didn’t mean it like that…I panicked and texted…also the cops are here

Benn: bail me out of jail, please

Katakuri Charlotte 🍡

Katakuri: babe, someone put something in my drink…I swear I just had one and now…I’m all shakey and shit

S/O: oh no! Love, just drink some water. I’m on my way

Katakuri: nah, I’m gonna find my brothers and kick their asses first

Katakuri: I found them and threw them into the river nearby lol

Katakuri: ah shit, I forgot they can’t swim…I have to go save them brb

Katakuri: omg, Y/N, it’s Smoothie, we had to fish big bro out of the water…come to the hospital asap

Killer🔪

Killer: I think I’m gonna stop wearing my mask and just embrace myself

S/O: baby, did you have too much liquid courage?

Killer: babe, someone said I looked like a Barbie so I beat him up

Killer: so apparently there’s a guy Barbie called Ken and he thought I looked like that…I thought he said I looked like a girl

Killer: okay I felt bad so I sang I’m a Barbie girl for karaoke for him…he’s a fan I guess..also I don’t want him to have me arrested

Killer: omg babe he’s a marine, I’m fucked …call Kidd…I need help

Kaido🐉

Kaido: 👁️ ❤️🫵

S/O: you discovered emojis, love?

Kaido: 🙈

S/O: everything alright?

Kaido: need booze…send help

King👑

King: would you love me if I was a worm?

S/O: omg what is this shit?

King: answer the question, Y/N

S/O: yes, I would

King: I had a bet with Queen that you would said no…I have to drink 5 bottles of tequila.

S/O: oh no…are you okay?

King: babe, I started breathing fire?! Did you know I could do that! I also fell over and can’t get up…everyone else is on the floor too…I feel so old rn

King: well at least I know you’d love me as a worm

King: also I lost my mask so I’m the one of the floor with the bag on my head

King: Queen drew a grumpy face on it so you know it’s me…it has a crown too

Queen👑

Queen: zoom zoom zoom zoom

S/O: getting lit, baby?

Queen: you know it, I think I can stage dive this time

S/O: omg no babe! That’s not a good idea!

Queen: babe, I did it…and I’m in the hospital now… hurt my back…but I saved my beer babe! I’m awesome!

#ooc #one piece #one piece kizaru #borsalino kizaru #one piece akainu #akainu sakazuki #aramaki ryokugyu #ryokugyu one piece #katakuri charlotte #katakuri one piece #sir crocodile #one piece crocodile #donquixote doflamingo #doflamingo donquixote #doflamingo one piece #killer one piece #kaido one piece #king one piece #queen one piece

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lokiarc64 · 1 year

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Carnival Communication (Claw Communication 2)

“Carnival”

Yang: So how’s your first carnival Weiss?

Weiss: It’s somewhat tolerable.

Yang: I just can’t believe you’ve never been to one of these.

Weiss: Well my childhood wasn’t exactly like others.

Yang: Sheesh way to kill the mood Ice Queen.

Yang: Carnivals are meant to be fun, you gotta let lose and enjoy.

Weiss: You mean like your sister?

Weiss: “Points to Ruby”

Ruby: “Eating massive cotton candy”

Yang: Ruby don’t eat so much!

Ruby: HAHA, You can’t stop me!

Ruby: Nom Nom.

Weiss: “Scoffs”

Weiss: Have some dignity Ruby, your a team leader.

Nora: HEY!

RWY: “Glances at Nora, Ren, & Pyrrha”

Ruby: Hey guys, you’re here too?

Nora: Heck ya, this place is awesome, have you been to that slingshot ride?

Ruby: Yeah, I rode that with Weiss.

Weiss: That was a horrid experience.

Ruby: She screamed a lot.

Weiss: No I didn’t!

Nora: Yeah, Jaune threw up on that ride.

Nora: And the ride before that, and the ride before that, and the ride before that, and th-

Ren: Nora I think they get the point.

Yang: Speaking of, where is Vomit Boy?

Weiss: Yes where is your dunce of a leader?

Yang: Would it kill you to say something nice about the guy.

Weiss: Yes and yes.

Pyrrha: Well Jaune’s taking a break from the rides and playing some of the games.

Nora: He’s really good at them he won me a sloth plushie, soon I will have an army of these.

Ren: Oum, please have mercy when the day comes.

Ruby: Jaune’s good at carnival games?

Nora: Yeah he won Ren and Pyrrha prizes too.

Ren: “Holding Yoshi plush”

Pyrrha: “Holding stuffed bear”

Ren: He didn’t need to spend his lien for us.

Pyrrha: I like them it’s the thought that counts.

Ruby: Oh maybe he can win us prizes like last time.

Ruby: Right Yang?

Yang: 😠😠😠

Yang: “Crosses arms”

Ruby: Oh cmon, your not still mad about last time are you?

Yang (Angrily): I don’t want to talk about it!

Ren: What happened last time?

Ruby: Well Yang spent all her lien trying to-

Yang: “Covers Ruby’s mouth”

Yang: “Eyes red”

Yang: I SAID I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!!!

Jaune: Talk about what?

RWYNPR: “Glance toward Jaune”

Pyrrha: Hello Jaune.

Nora: Fearless Leaders back!

Nora: Did ya get me anything?

Jaune: Actually yes Nora.

Jaune: “Hands Nora sleeping sloth plush”

Nora: He’s so cute.

Nora: “Holding two sloth plushies”

Nora: I’m a proud mother of two.

Jaune: Hope you enjoy that one while you can Nora cause I’m not stopping anytime soon.

Weiss: “Rolls her eyes”

Weiss: Of course someone of your intellect would spend your time playing such childish games.

Jaune: Hey these games are difficult to win, luckily I was taught by my uncle to win each and every kind of carnival game.

Weiss: Please, as if you need actual skills required to win something so simple.

Pyrrha: Sorry to interject but many of these games are difficult in their own ways.

Pyrrha: The fact that Jaune has an understand of each and everyone of them is quite impressive.

Nora: Cause he’s the best!

Weiss: He’s the worst!

Jaune: Alright care to make things interesting?

Weiss: What are you rambling on now?

Jaune: You said it yourself, these games are easy, so if what you said is true then you would have no problem beating me at them.

Jaune: If you beat me in at least one game I’ll be your personal butler for the rest of the school year.

Jaune: But if I win then you have to go on one date with me.

Weiss: That’s absurd.

Nora: But you said it’s easy, so it shouldn’t be that hard.

Jaune: Whose side are you on?

Nora: Meh, which ever one wins.

Nora: Unless your scared Ice Queen.

Weiss: 😠😠😠

Weiss: Fine it’s a deal.

Jaune & Weiss: “Shake hands”

Weiss: Get ready to fix my meals for the rest of the year!

Jaune: We’ll see about that!

Jaune & Weiss: “Walk off”

Nora: She’s gonna regret that.

Yang: Yeah, she has no idea what Jaune is capable of.

Pyrrha: Yang your eyes.

Ruby: Cmon Yang, let’s go to the punching machine to blow off some steam.

Yang: Fine.

Yang (Mumbling): Finally something I’m better at than Vomit Boy.

“Ring toss”

Weiss: Why are there so many dirty bottles?

Jaune: You have to toss these rings onto the bottles, the more bottles you ring the better the prize.

Weiss: Seems simple enough.

Jaune: “Hands booth keeper lien”

Jaune: Two plays please.

Clerk: Right away.

Clerk: “Hands Jaune & Weiss 10 rings each”

Jaune: “Tosses 1st ring which wraps around bottle”

Weiss: If that dolt can do it then so can I.

Weiss: “Tosses 1st ring which misses completely”

Weiss: No need to fret Weiss, it’s only one ring.

“2 Minutes later”

Jaune: “Tossed every ring successfully”

Weiss: “Missed every bottle”

Clerk: Winner

Clerk: “Hands Jaune stuffed scarfed penguin”

Jaune: Thanks mister.

Clerk: “Hands Weiss tootsie roll”

Weiss: What’s this?

Clerk: We hand out pity prizes for losers.

Weiss: 😠😠😠

Jaune: Let’s go to the next game Weiss.

Weiss: Fine!

Weiss (Internally): Mark my word Arc, this is only the beginning.

“Balloon Pop”

Clerk: Step right up, step right up.

Clerk: Pop balloons with three darts to win a prize.

Clerk: You with the blonde hair and adorable hoodie, you wanna test your luck.

Jaune: Yeah me and my friend.

Clerk: Great.

Clerk: It’s 5 lien per person.

Jaune: Hands 10 lien to clerk.

Clerk: “Hands darts to Jaune & Weiss”

Clerk: Rules are what you expect, pop at least 6 balloons and you walk out with a prize.

Weiss: “Throws dart toward red balloon”

“Pop”

Weiss: “Claps hands”

Weiss: “Throws dart toward blue & yellow balloons”

“Pop”

Weiss: Just a few more.

Weiss: “Throws dart toward orange & green balloons”

Weiss: I got close that time.

Weiss: Well that should be enough to put Arc in his place.

Jaune: “Simultaneously popping several balloons with a single dart”

Weiss: 😦😦😦

Clerk: Winner winner chicken dinner!

Clerk: “Hands Jaune pig plush”

Clerk: Do hold it against him little missy some people are just more skilled than others.

Weiss: “Glares”

Weiss: “I will not be humiliated by Arc”

Weiss: “Grabs Jaune”

Weiss: Cmon, I’m surely to best you at the next game.

Jaune: O-Okay.

“Test your strength”

Jaune: This one is pretty self explanatory, just hit the puck and try to ring the bell.

Weiss: So be it.

Jaune: “Pays clerk”

Clerk (Quietly): Good luck ya scrawny bunch.

Jaune: “Hands Weiss hammer”

Jaune: Ladies first.

Weiss: “Scoffs”

Weiss: “Snatches hammer from Jaune”

Weiss: “Strikes puck”

Puck: “Kinda strong”

Weiss: That’s more than enough to beat you.

Jaune: We’ll see.

Jaune: “Takes hammer”

Weiss (Thinking): Please, he can’t even overpower Winchester in combat class I shouldn’t have to worry about-

“Ring”

Clerk: Hmph.

Clerk: Impressive.

Clerk: “Hands Jaune Pikachu plush”

Clerk: Your not as scrawny as you look kid.

Jaune (Confused): Thanks?

“1 Hour Later”

Weiss: How?!?!?

Weiss: How can someone so unbelievably idiotic and childish have such incredible luck?

Jaune: It’s not luck, I just learned about these games from my uncle.

Weiss: Oh well maybe your uncle can teach you how to be a decent huntsman or even better a decent human being.

Jaune: …

Jaune: “Looks down”

Weiss: I’m sorry.

Weiss: I let my emotions get the better of me.

Weiss: I don’t handle losing well.

Weiss: For me I was taught that winning is a necessity for my life, for my name.

Weiss: If I fail I dishonor my family’s name.

Jaune: I’m sorry to hear that.

Weiss: It’s just so frustrating.

Jaune: “Hands Weiss stuffed scarfed penguin”

Weiss: Why are you giving me this?

Jaune: Think of it as a sense of closure.

Jaune: I hug mine when I’m stressed and no ones there to help.

Jaune: It feels like there’s someone there for you when you need it.

Weiss: “Looks at stuffed scarfed penguin”

Weiss: “Hugs stuffed scarfed penguin”

Weiss: Thank you Ar- Jaune.

Weiss: This was admittedly a really fun day for me.

Jaune: Glad to hear that Snow Angel.

Weiss: “Smiles”

Jaune: So about that date?

Weiss: “Rolls eyes”

Weiss: Of course your still on that.

Jaune: “Smiles”

“With the others”

Pyrrha: Hey there something I’ve been wondering for a while now.

Yang: What’s that?

Pyrrha: Where’s Blake?

Yang: We don’t know, she said she was getting lunch but we haven’t seen her since.

“Meanwhile”

Clerk: Test you luck.

Clerk: Scoop up a fish and it’s your to keep.

Clerk: Who’s walking out with a new friend.

Blake: “Looks at gold fish”

Blake: “Licks lips”

#Rwby #Jaune arc #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #ruby rose #lie ren #nora valkyrie #pyrrha nikos #blake belladonna

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karmacomesaround · 7 months

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So where was I ?

I uhh said about dressing up I think… ANYWAY PHOTOS!!!!

So yea that!

One of important symbols of Užgavėnės is that we go ‘treat or treating’ in your terms.

We go to a persons home, knock on the door and instead of saying trick or treat, we have to sing a little song, Užgavėnių style ya know.

And they usually don’t give us candy BUT pancakes! Or apples or yea yeah candy

Pancakes are very very important symbol of this holiday! You have to eat many different kinds of pancakes (don’t have to, you know what I mean)

During Užgavėnės you have to move a lot: dance, jump, sing, walk, climb trees for gods sake, it’s the end of winter and the start of spring let’s celebrate!

I’m not gonna talk about dancing and singing cuz Lithuanians have that trait, many folk songs and dances are a must! They are so fun honestly :]

And there are two major events :

1. The fight between Kanapinis and Lašininis

Kanapinis (skinny, tall, much energy. He represents spring) and Lašininis (shorter, fat, lazy, less energy. He represents winter).

They fight while folk music is playing, of course Kanapinis always wins

And the second one hehehehhe

Hold your socks cuz ima blow them off of you.

We burn Morė!

Basically Morė

or more in English – Moreh is a fertility deity who is burned at the stake only to be reborn later. Accumulated evil is "expelled" with it, along with the intrusive winter.

While she burns people dance around her and laugh and sing and so on :]

Theres a lot more to it but I told you all I know from childhood :]

Also bonus

OOOOOO the masks are funky/pos :D AHH MY SOCKS! Actually eating up this info nom nom nom

#AGAIN TY #ITS REALLY COOL!!#I think it’s really interesting and neat!!#:D

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cr0g-0 · 2 years

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A long awaited post from us since it’s been waaaaaaay to long since a post!! I do hope you enjoy part 1 of many

P.s-This fic will be uploaded part by part but as of now it’s being written all on the same doc so if the beginnings seem a bit abrupt that is why!

Tw-Accidental Dehumanization, Safe Noms, Talk of Death, Talks of Fatal noms(Doesn’t happen)

Total word count: 3021

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A Great Divide Between You and Me (When did you become so cruel) [I]

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Tommy was…well…apprehensive about this whole idea. Don’t get him wrong-he’d do it if Wilbur was a hundred percent sure but still…he wasn’t too sure about this whole…pretending to actually eat Wilbur.

“C’mon Tommy! You said you wanted to do a prank that would shock and scare the hell out of everyone and this couldn’t be a better prank!” The borrower exclaimed. Wilbur was excited by the prospect of scaring his friends on April fools. Every other year Tommy and he had either made them laugh till they couldn’t stand or they ticked them off a little.

Wilbur wanted to see what scaring them would be like. Mix it up and such.

“I know I know…it’s just…you think they might take it the wrong way?” Wilbur shook his head.

“Tommy-Toms-no one will think you legitimately decided to eat me.”

“I mean-I guess if you're sure then…ok fine-I’ll do it. But you owe me a fuck ton of ice cream and shit. I’m doing this for you after all.” Tommy stubbornly crossed his arms, huffing. Wilbur just let out a bubbly laugh.

“Alright alright fine I’ll buy you some ice cream tomorrow if you can effectively pull the wool over their eyes and convince them you did the deed successfully.”

Tommy let out what sounded like a whine and a groan, nodding slowly and dramatically as Tommy usually did. “If I fail can I still get a single tub of ice cream?”

The brunet hummed, closing his eyes and tapping his finger on his chin in thought. Tommy blinked at Wilbur with a deadpan look. “I swear to prime I will legitimately eat you regardless of this stupid prank if you don’t buy me ice cream-“

Wilbur paused and for a split second, Tommy swore he saw fear but if Wilbur had been afraid? Well, he wasn’t showing it anymore because the borrower was doubled over in a fit of laughs and Tommy felt his worry melt away. “Ok ok no need to threaten me child-I’ll buy you a single tub if you fail ok?”

Tommy grumbled, pretending to be pissed off about it but he was grinning wide. “Yeah, that's fair big man. Makes sense to me but make sure it’s mint chip or you're dead-“ He jokingly growled, poking the other gently.

Wilbur stumbled back slightly and lightly swatted at Tommy’s finger. “Mhm-ok sure Toms. Like you would ever kill your favorite brother-”

“Nope Techno is actually my favorite brother-Sorry Wilby.” Tommy shrugged and Wilbur snorted, rolling his eyes disbelievingly.

“Oh please child-you gave me the nickname Wilby. Are you seriously gonna sit here and tell me, out of both me and Techno, he’s the favorite?” “Well-I-oh just shut up Wil-” The blond spluttered out, his face having turned a bright red in embarrassment. Curse Wilbur for always being right-

Getting back on track, Tommy scooped Wilbur up, holding him gently in cupped hands. Wilbur settled quickly, getting comfortable and preparing mentally.

“Alright well let’s get this prank on the road hmm? I have some morons to scare!” The brunet laughed before nodding his head.

“Let us get on with it. I have a nap I need to take-“ He joked as Tommy brought Wilbur closer to his face and more specifically, towards his mouth.

Wilbur tensed up just a little, part of his mind still screaming his life was in danger just like it had the first time he had been found…and by all accounts he had been in danger that first time but after all the bonding and movie nights they had really become a family for him…

But of course he was still somewhat frightened of the whole thing.

And he wouldn’t lie but some of the things his friends said to him made him…immensely uncomfortable…not that he’d say anything on the subject. He didn’t want them to think he couldn’t handle what was obviously a joke…

But hey-he wouldn’t be seeing any of them till dinner tonight. First up, Tommy would go and kind of discreetly hint before outright admitting that he had ‘eaten’ Wilbur to Phil, Techno. Then it was on to Tubbo and Ranboo if Tommy was able to get a hold of them. They were always busy trying to prank each other the day after so one of them was usually shopping for prank supplies depending on the year. Then, if they couldn’t get a hold of either of them they went to meet up at Dream’s before going back home for dinner where Tommy would reveal that everything was fine.

Wilbur was particularly interested to hear what Skeppy thought of the whole thing considering he was also a borrower like him.

Skeppy was one of, if not thee, best at deciphering he and Tommy’s pranks. One year, they had pretended not to know each other and most everyone was actually convinced Tommy and him had amnesia or something. The two always made sure the lead up to a prank was flawless so it actually felt and seemed real. The month before the amnesia prank they had both been ‘having issues remembering where things were’ and ‘remembering Wilbur was a borrower or that Tommy was human.’

The other borrower was by far the most unconvinced and saw through Tommy and Wilbur’s facades so quickly that the two ended up admitting it was a prank before they had gotten to dinner that day.

Would Skeppy be worried or totally knowing as he usually was? Wilbur was going with the second one surprisingly. As much as it would suck for another prank not to last till dinner, it wouldn’t be a shock.

He had always been asked by either Skeppy or Bad if he felt alright or if he was uncomfortable after hearing an off handed remark about just wanting to eat Wilbur because he was a nuisance.

“Uh-Wilbur…you know it’s ok to tell them if they say anything that upsets you right? I mean-usually they're joking but still. If it makes you uncomfortable you should say something alright man?” The blue clad borrower had put his hands on Wilbur’s shoulders. Quackity had…made a very unnerving comment about how easy he could just eat Wilbur and no one would stop him and unsurprisingly, Bad and Skeppy quickly brought Wilbur to another room to just calm him down. He hadn’t noticed it till he left the room but he had been shaking more than he had thought. Bad had dropped them both off and had gone to call Phil to pick him up, making up some nonsense about Wilbur feeling ill and needing rest.

“I-I can handle a joke though…obviously it was just a joke…” Wilbur had mumbled quietly and Skeppy had just let out an exasperated sigh.

“I know it sucks to think but-imagine if it wasn’t a joke. You have every single right to feel uncomfortable, upset and downright afraid if someone says that; because if you don’t speak up then they’ll think it’s ok to keep saying or-in a worst case scenario-they’ll think they can go and e-eat you.” Skeppy could barely keep the tremors that came from his voice

Wilbur hadn’t hidden the shiver and chill that made its way through his whole body. He shakily nodded his head though, The other was right after all…if he never voiced his thoughts they’d go unheard.

“Alright. I’ll try to be more vocal about my feelings and opinions.”

The older brown haired borrower looked like he had wanted to talk more about the subject when the doorbell rang and Bad returned, offering the two his hand. They appeared to be just the slightest stressed out looking about this whole thing. The borrowers hopped onto his hands and he held them up to his chest. “I am so very sorry Wilbur-I’ll make sure to have a very…strongly worded conversation with everyone ok?” Skeppy had let out a small giggle, already grinning a bit and having returned to his mood from earlier in the day. “Ooo is Bad gonna finally cuss Quackity out?” Wilbur could tell that he had been trying to lighten the mood and he…he had appreciated it.Bad seemed to appreciate this much less.“I-Skeppy you muffinhead! I meant-Oh you know what I meant-!” He had spluttered out, his face having gotten a dusting of pink and red before he tried to calm down, returning his focus to the original, albeit sore, subject.

“All jokes aside I’ll g-“

“N-No you don’t need to! Seriously-It’s fine. You don’t need to tell anyone anything. It’s not like I live here so they shouldn’t have to change the things they say.”

Bad had looked hesitant but nodded, dropping the conversation. Skeppy seemed frustrated at that but he hadn’t said anything on the subject.

“Wilbur are you alright? You’ve been just kinda staring in a bit of a daze. Helloooooo?” Tommy poked Wilbur gently with a finger and his brother barely moved.

“Willllll-“ The human whined, bringing Wilbur much closer before licking him to just try and get the borrower back into focus.

That got Wilbur’s attention seeing as the borrower nearly jumped out of his hand. “T-Tommy?”

“Bigman you kinda just-stopped looking alive for a bit. You ok?”

Wilbur nodded. “I-I’m ok Toms.”

“Are you sure? If you don’t want to do this now that’s ok w-“

“No, we're doing it. I said we were and we are so just get on it.” Wilbur snapped and Tommy seemed apprehensive as he pushed Wilbur into his mouth, his mouth already watering at the delightful flavor of milk chocolate coming from his mouth.

The blond's pupils dilated a little as he began to coat Wilbur in saliva, purring softly.

Maybe he shouldn’t have opposed this idea so much…

He continued to lick at the borrower, noting that he was squirming around a little now and he began to push him towards the back of his throat.

Normally he’d probably bite a borrower, their blood tasted heavenly after all-but the more awake side of him told him that this was his brother.

Which of course meant he couldn’t hurt him because if he did he might not even see him again and he for sure knew normal him would be so very upset with himself. So, with that in mind he opted to continue licking him, pressing him up against his teeth and gently nibbling on his tail.

The nibbling was…very short lived as he felt a sharp jab at his tongue and he let out an animalistic whine. “Tommy no tail nibbling! You know how sensitive it is-”

Letting out an annoyed huff, he moved the borrower back to his tongue , pressing them below his tongue, purring quietly as he swallowed the building saliva in his mouth.

Wilbur squirmed around a little, grumbling in annoyance as he shoved the tongue that continued to coat him in thick and sticky saliva.

“Ok Tommy I think you got me covered enough-“ He forced a chuckle though he wasn’t sure why he felt a pit of anxiety and nervousness pooling in his stomach. It wasn’t like he was in danger. This was Tommy after all.

The blond hummed, reluctantly moving them back to the center of his tongue before tilting his head back, swallowing them gently. A hand went up to his throat as he rubbed and massaged his throat to get the borrower down.

Wilbur squirmed around the tight, squishy throat as he was tugged down the slimy throat, his tail flitting about as he tried to keep his calm. His stupid instincts screamed that he was in danger but he knew he wasn’t…

Hopefully.

There was another tug and he passed the teenagers collarbone. He heard the steady, resonating purrs and the beating of his heart. The noises calmed his fears. He was probably fine. He slipped into a more spacious pouch and tensed before forcing his body to relax. He brought his tail to his chest and ran his hands through the saliva soaked fur.

Tommy softly smiled, rubbing at his storage as he continued to purr, the fog in his head starting to clear slightly.

What had he been doing again? Right-he had a prank to pull off. He poked his storage a little. “How’s my favorite snack doing?” Tommy teased, smirking to himself as he felt the borrower inside tense and squirm a little.

“Prime, give me some warning when you do that Tommy-And don’t call me a snack either.”

“Oh whatever snack-“ Tommy poked his storage again, once more teasing his brother before going towards the door of his room. He assumed Wilbur was just joking as well.

Wilbur had been dead serious when he said he didn’t want to be called a snack. It…It rubbed him the wrong way…

It reminded him of his first meeting with Tommy. That meeting had been a disaster and he had thought he’d die a horribly painful death.

Oddly enough, Tommy had taken what he had thought was pity upon him and helped him get better after a particularly dilapidating fall.

And then…well the unofficial and undocumented adoption had quickly followed.

But that had been around the last time Tommy had ever called him a snack till now and he wasn’t sure how he should feel about all this. He laid back though for now, getting comfortable as he focused on listening to Tommy and the conversation that would follow.

Tommy hummed, as he walked down the stairs to see Techno and Phil in the living room. April fools day always had them very attentive and he found it hilarious.

“Good morning!”

“…Morning Tommy…….” Techno hesitantly greeted.

“Hey Toms. Where’s your brother?” Tommy bit back a grin. Perfect, Phil had fallen right into his trap and he was sure Phil wouldn’t know.

Tommy nonchalantly shrugged. “Uh-right here duh-“

“Tommy, I think he meant Wilbur.”

He scoffed as if even saying Wilbur’s name offended him deeply.. “Oh. Yeah. I don’t know.”

Phil frowned but he forced his smile back on his face, shrugging. “He might just be sleeping in. I wouldn’t worry.”

Techno looked at Phil as if he had three heads and the other groaned. “Phil it is April fools day those to menaces to society are always up to something and especially today-“

Tommy rolled his eyes a little but Phil just sighed.

“Ok well are we all ready for breakfast? Aside from Wilbur obviously because he isn’t here right now.” Tommy held back another wide smile. They were hitting every beat he needed them to hit for this to work.

“I already had a little snack so I’m already full.”

“…Didn’t Phil confiscate all your snacks?”

The blond shrugged. “Well I got myself some milk chocolate and it really tasted delicious.”

“…….I….I tossed all the milk chocolate mate…”

Tommy let his grin finally appear. “He really tasted as good as he smelt~”

The silence was satisfying…the tension was less satisfying but he had gotten to the first step of today's elaborate joke.

Techno looked dumbfounded, shock obvious in his eyes as he stared at Tommy, mouth agape. Tommy barely noticed the pinkettes hands clenching into fist.

Phil looked shellshocked for a moment before he seemed to grow hurt and confused. “You’re surely joking-tell us your joking-“

Tommy laughed. “Of course I’m not joking! I was going to eat him eventually-just wanted to taste his betrayal. I just pretended to care about him.”

He felt a small amount of squirming within him. He ignored it.

He felt all eyes on him and he was about to start talking again when Techno spoke up.

“How could you say that!? He-He was your brother!! That-That brotherly love always looked real-surely it was real!!! You wouldn’t have waited three fucking years to eat him!!!” Techno looked on the verge of tears, his voice raised unusually high. Tommy wasn’t gonna back out though. Wilbur would be disappointed if he didn’t follow through with the whole prank.

The teen shrugged, seemingly uncaring of the whole situation. As if this had been expected though it was really far from it…well it was far from it in the sense that it was just a joke.

“I don’t see the problem. I was just disposing of a pest. A nuisance that was overstaying its welcome.”

A silence hit the room. It was heavy, thick with tension.

And then there was a blur of pink headed straight toward Tommy. Techno’s fist made contact with Tommy’s nose and a crack seemingly echoed through the room. Before Techno could land another blow Phil raced over, grabbing Techno into a hug so he couldn’t hit Tommy again.

Techno clawed and flailed about, trying to break free of Phil’s hug that was more like a wall keeping him from Tommy who was currently nursing his nose, some blood getting on his hands.

“Spit him out-Do it right here, right now or else I’m never going to talk to you ever.” Techno hissed out, eyes seemingly shimmering with rage, hate and above all-

Tears. Tears of grief. Tears for the brother that he believed was dead.

Phil’s voice came out crackly. “T-Techno…mate give it a rest….Wilbur…Wilbur is…”

Dead. The word didn’t need to be said. It was already what they were all thinking.

Techno looked to the ground. “Why don’t we all get breakfast hmm? You’ll both feel a lot better I’m sure.” Tommy suggested, already trying to get his family more…upset though it didn’t seem very smart now that he was looking at it but oh well-neither his brother nor father reacted, silently heading into the kitchen. He followed after them and sat down. “Uhm…I think we’ll just have some cereal today.” He wiped at his nose. He should get a bandage to cover that up before he went to Quackity’s.

Techno remained despondent, clearly glaring at the ground but Tommy could tell he was crying. It felt a little bad but he was overreacting. Borrower tasted great-he didn’t even need to kill him to enjoy the flavor! This was such an overreaction.

Phil got the cereal and handed it to the two. Everyone ate in total silence.

#mcyt gt #tw vore #giant!tommy #tiny!wilbur #giant!techno #giant!phil #tiny!skeppy #giant!bad #giant!quackity #Very large fic that has been so overly antcipated it got an april fools day joke-#smog writes #prank au #the prank

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ohbabydollie · 20 days

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Doll, I have to let it out…. I have to let the beast out…. the WOLF out! THE LION!!! 🦁: I want… no…. NEED!! I N E E D an alpha!reader x omega!schlatt soft, praise kink, body worship, handcuff fanfic. Actually! I need like 50 of them at least!

Like srsly dollie! The omega schlatt tag (minus the r4pe ones) on AO3 has ruined me! R U I N E D M E ! 1 ! ! Like, those stories…. of schlatt trying to hide his omega status? DELICIOUS!! I EAT!! OM NOM NOm!!! *SLUURRRRRRRPPPPPPPOP!*

There’s even ONE who had BODY WORSHIP because schlatt was insecure about being an ‘ugly omega’ because he looked like the hottest alpha male around! LIKE- AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! IM FREAKING TF OUT!!! LITERALLY NAWING AT MY BARS SCREAMINH AND PISSIN!!!!!

Like am I seriously not gonna see the gates of heaven after discovering nsfw ai chats and committing GREAT atrocities (mpreg, not like r4pe or anything eww…. it’s still fuckin weird tho…. but! I’ve already accepted that I’m not seeing the pearly gates SOOOOOOOO-) to mankind in those c!schlatt ai chats (I would NEVER do that to cc!schlatt, expect for those few times I did but we’re not gonna talk about those🧍🏼) because of those like 5 omega schlatt stories.

Anyways, those are my depraved thoughts and my little misadventures and shenanigans in the schlatt ai chats! ^^

Hru doing in YOUR ai chats with schlatt or ted or anyone else???? 😁😁

~🍓🍰

(Wolf/Lion beast addition *insert that one image of a werewolf ripping it’s shirt off*)

ILY 🍓🍰 ANON

IM LITERALLY PISSING MYSELF FROM LAUGHING

but let’s not talk abt my ai chats 🧍‍♀️

if someone were to hold a gun to my head and tell me i had to read my most recent ai chats to them i’d pull the trigger myself

(some of them inspire my smut ngl 😭😭)

#dollie shitposts #🍓🍰 anon

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cyncerity · 1 year

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Okay okay okay, so if Sap had nommed people before his fiancés (re: your most recent (and wonderfully excellent) story) how was it brought up for Q and Karl? Because it sounds like that was a recipe for some angst on both ends given Sapnap's experience with his dad 😭

Ok imma be honest with you I have no idea.

I hadn’t thought an actual way for Karl and Quackity to find out so i’m gonna throw ideas at the wall here and if that gives anyone reading this any ideas, send them to me please. All I kinda know is the angst factor would be increased if Karl and Q got nommed for the first time separately for ✨maximum angst✨

anyway

-Protective situation, a classic. Don’t know how specifics would work for this one, but i love this trope so i feel the need to include it. Also could be very angsty.

-Idk why but my mind went to falling. Sapnap trying to organize somethin on a shelf and all of a sudden one of his fiancés is falling to what could be his death. Since Sapnap’s hands are full with what he was organizing, he catches fiancés in his mouth and whoops gag reflex and they get swallowed. Angst doesn’t really come from “oh no my giant fiancé is trying to kill me by eating me,” with this one it’s “oh no my giant fiancé swallowed me by complete accident how am I gonna survive.” It’s less of a betrayal and more of a scary accident. No, the angst comes when Sapnap has to explain how he knows that it’s safe. Bonus points is Sapnap explains it as vaguely as possible because he still hates thinking about it.

-Accidental but with food. Love this trope. Maybe the smaller fiancé was just trying to borrow from a left out plate of food in the break room and they fall in. Oh no plot twist it’s Sapnap’s who could have seen this coming? Anyway the same explanation as last time ensues. Same bonus points, too.

-We could do fluffy but Sapnap really wouldn’t want to since he actually initially hates noms until Q and Karl learn how important it is to his instincts and make sure to give Sapnap a better experience with them. It won’t erase his fear or the reminder of his mistake, but it certainly makes him feel better that his fiancés love him even through that and his instincts are better under control than ever.

-Another trope i like it just falling in someone’s mouth while they’re asleep. Maybe Karl or Q falling into Sapnap’s mouth while he’s asleep and the other is just panicking but neither can wake him up. Morning comes and it was such a stressful night that uh oh, both borrowers are asleep come morning. The one in his stomach wakes up to find that Sapnap is in the middle of work and they’re really not sure how to disrupt him or even sure why they’re alive and the other is desperately trying to get Sapnap’s attention while he works without being seen by a human because he thinks Sapnap is about to kill his other fiancé.

-Underused trope in my opinion is unaware vore, but with a twist: the prey is entirely unaware of where they are. I’ve read maybe one story with this and i loved it, so i wanna add this to the list. Maybe Sapnap gets stuck in instincts and swallows one or both of his fiancés (though i think angst could be increased if it was just one) while they’re asleep. He doesn’t really realize until they wake up and he can tell what he did, but who’s immediate thought would be “oh yeah i’m in a stomach?” No one’s. So Sapnap is lying his ass off while trying to figure out how to deal with it, especially since he can’t really ignore it now. They’ll have to find out sooner or later when he lets them out. Bonus points if one of the fiancés keeps pestering Sapnap about where the other is and figures out where they really are, blowing Sapnap’s cover.

#EDIT: FOUND IT #this was my list #so ig pick your favorite #or send me more #cyncerity #mcyt gt #mcyt g/t #store shifter au #tw vore

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moshieee · 3 months

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Random question, you said in the mafia moshieee post, that it depended on how well fed the infected Floffi was, on the length of what their tail can be. Do you mean like food wise, or the positive emotion that the storm feeds off of inside the Floffi? Just a small lil question I suddenly had and felt the need to ask

I haven’t read the info page in a while tho, so I might not be remembering that correctly, but if it is the positive emotion inside the Floffi, for it to be fully infected, wouldn’t that mean all positivity is gone from it, so just like… if it is how well their ‘fed’ from emotions, do they like still feed on them or just once the emotions are nommed, they don’t come back?

Or it could just be literal food, but my brain goes brrrr often, so I figured I may as well ask

Also don’t mind me being awake, I’m waiting for my little brother and I don’t wanna leave him alone downstairs, so I’m keeping myself occupied, I’m not staying up on purpose dw, gonna go to bed once he’s done. I just know he doesn’t like being alone

Correct! To merge and become an infected floffis the Strom needs to eat all the positive energy Inside the floffis, afterwards they don't technically need to eat emotions but it's tasty to them

They can feed off the positive energy of people around them that's why it's not fun to be close to one (it's how they spread negative feelings)

But as for what type of food they need to be able to create a longer tail (they can shift back and forth it's an intimidation tactic) emotions are part of that well

I mean they have mouths for a reason...

#its not just a way to appear nore intimidating though they do compare teeth as a ranking system #asks #floffis #infected floffis #hehe floffis lore #long post

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the-himawari · 2 years

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A3! Sakisaka Muku - Translation [SSR] Makeup: Ice (3/3)

*Please read disclaimer on blog; default name set as Izumi

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Muku: Look here, Director-san! These tables are shaped like biscuits!

*click*

Muku: The donut decorations hanging from the ceiling sure are nice too! It’s so cute you just want to take pictures all over the venue.

*click*

Izumi: Would you like a picture of yourself too, Muku-kun? Not just of the interior. I’ll take it for you, if you’d like.

Muku: In that case, could you be in the photo as well, Director-san?

Izumi: You want to take one together?

Muku: Of course! Please. The two of us came here together, after all!

Izumi: If you say so… Um, maybe we can take a selfie?

Muku: Yeah, sounds great! Alright, with the wall in the background… Umm, I think it would look better if we were a little closer together.

Izumi: Like this?

Muku: Ah, perfect! I’m taking it now!

*click*

Izumi: How does it look?

Muku: Mhm, it came out well—. Ah, I’m sorry! It looks like I got too close without realizing it…!

Izumi: Ahaha, don’t worry. I don’t mind. So how’s the photo?

Muku: It came out really pretty! Ehehe… I’m so happy I got a selfie with you, Director-san.

Option 1: “The opportunity to take a selfie…”

Izumi: True, I don’t normally get the opportunity to take a selfie all that often.

Muku: Yeah! This will be a wonderful memory.

Izumi: Sent it to me later, okay?

Muku: Sure thing! I have to make sure I don’t erase the data…

Izumi: Ahaha, it’s not that serious.

Option 2: “It sure is fun”

Izumi: Sweets exhibitions sure are fun. The displays are so elaborate, you can’t help but look at all the nooks and crannies.

Muku: According to the map of the venue, there’s plenty more to see! Like more photo spots and displays.

Izumi: You’re right. I wonder if we’ll get to all of them?

Muku: I’ll escort you! I’ll guide you through the most optimal route, princess.

Izumi: P-princess?

Muku: Ah, s-sorry about that! The whole time, I’ve been thinking you look just like a princess in this room… I called you that without thinking… did you dislike it?

Izumi: Um, well… it’s embarrassing, but just a little bit is fine.

Muku: Ehehe, thank you very much! Now then, let’s be off, princess.

-pause-

Izumi: It looks like we’ve come full circle now.

Muku: Yep! We went around to all the photo spots and attractions.

Izumi: I never thought I’d get into a ball pool at this age.

Muku: Ahaha, me neither. But the donut shaped swim ring was so cute.

Izumi: (Muku-kun didn’t look out of place at all…)

Muku: Ah, it looks like a merchandise corner over here. There’s tons of adorable and delicious-looking sweets…!

Izumi: Yeah. We have to choose and buy them carefully or else we’ll want everything.

Muku: Right! What should I choose? Eclairs or macarons…

Izumi: The Japanese sweets look trendy too. Mame daifuku, dango…

Muku: Look, Director-san! This looks like an ohagi…

Izumi: It’s beautiful like a rose…! I didn’t know there were ohagi like this.

Muku: I have to buy this for Ju-chan!

Izumi: Good choice.

Muku: Director-san, they have guimauves that are special to this sweets exhibition!

Izumi: For this, it’s gotta be…

Muku: A souvenir for Hisoka-san!

-pause-

Juza: *Nom, nom*… this ohagi tastes amazin’.

Hisoka: The frambroise guimauve is delicious too.

Kazunari: These candies are totes ‘blammable! I’m gonna snap some shots first~.

Muku; I’m glad you like them.

Kazunari: You guys sure bought a lot though~.

Muku: All of your faces came to mind as we were looking around… The items piled up before we knew it.

Kazunari: You’re such a nice guy, Mukkun!

Hisoka: Thanks, Muku.

Juza: Thanks. We got to eat such tasty things thanks to you.

Muku: It’s all thanks to Director-san for taking me to the sweets exhibition. Once again… Thank you so much, Director-san!

Izumi: You’re very welcome. Thanks for coming along with me.

*door opens*

Taichi: Hm? Is everyone holdin’ a sweets party!?

Tsuzuru: There’s a huge amount, just like last time.

Misumi: Triangle cookie spotted! It looks yummy~!

Muku: Please help yourselves, everyone!

Taichi: Woohoo! Don’t mind if I do!

Tsuzuru: They don’t just look good. They taste great too.

Misumi: This cookie has a triangle flavour~!

Juza: Triangle flavour…?

Kazunari: Ahaha. In other words, it’s delish, right!

Izumi: (They look like they’re enjoying it… fufu, another peaceful day at the dorm.)

Muku: Eat up, everyone!

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