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mispeltnostalgia · 7 months

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I WOULD LIKE TO PUT ON RECORD THAT IF I SEE A FIC WITH A BLOODY HOZIER LYRIC AS A TITLE I GO FERAL CAUSE I KNOW IM ABOUT TO READ SOMETHING MAGICAL

#nogolsta says hi #ao3 #hozier #fanfiction #i was just scrolling through ao3 #having a grand time #when i saw a dead poets society fic with a hozier title #i know it'll be great #living laughing and loving on ao3 tonight

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quotidian-oblivion · 7 months

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✨Out of context lines shitpost Pt. 7✨

Part 6

Sorry we've taken so long. Life=sucks. School=hard. Us=dead. But we also spent most of our energy roasting each other online under the tags 'quotidian convos' and 'nogolsta says hi'.

However, we managed to stay funny and collect quotes throughout, so here ye go.

gfhirgy forgot to tag Nog @mispeltnostalgia Here's dumbass #2 guys /aff

Shit we said in class (or in public) as the batfam:

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Duke: You can’t tease me i got a scholarship

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Kon: I got these caramels from the shop and they're really stale. But I'm still gonna eat them cuz I don't give a fuck about poisoning myself Bart: Just like how I'm poisoning myself with expired mayonnaise *bites sandwich*

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[talking about poisoning] Steph: Then they die! >:D Damian: No, they won’t die. They might just get a little dizzy when they stand up. Steph: Oh.

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Bruce: I have once gone two days without water and was on the brink of death Tim: Once, I hadn’t drunk enough water for a couple of days and I went to stand up, but I just c o l l a p s e d on the ground

[while deciding on who would say what]Nog: Hm… who would be stupid enough to— it’s Bruce.

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Tim: The level of projection has gone so far that I am now projecting into school assignments.

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Teenage!Bruce: *goes for a high five* Alfred: *awkwardly holds his hand*

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Babs: Tim, have you gotten a date for Valentine's yet? Tim: Yeah. I’m texting them right now, Babs: Who is it? *leans over to see* Babs: Babs: Are you roleplaying with a chips company? Tim: I asked them on Instagram and they said yes as long as I add them as one of WE’s sponsors.

Quo: Nog is in a committed relationship with Arnott’s Shapes. Do you have any words to say to your lover, Nog?Nog: ❤️chimpkon crimpens❤️Quo: And that’s real love, guys.

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Duke: A lot has happened since last week, I have a whole ass big fucking family now Dick: That happened today

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Tim: The world is an oyster and Jason is gonna eat it Jason: What? Oh. Yeah. Nom.

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Steph: I stand up and a Niagra Falls of popcorn falls down off my boobs.

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Bart and Kon: jAywALkjAYwAlKjaYWaLkJaYwALkJAyWalK

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Damian: You need protection for kissing as well and it’s called a boxing glove.

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Lex Luthor: You’re not a gamer Kon: no but i am a gay mer… person. I’m a mermaid- oh no the condensation

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cygnusdoesthings · 7 months

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@mispeltnostalgia apparently @quotidian-oblivion hasnt listened to a lot of musicals so heres a post to start us off. we can take turns cooercing her into that

hamilton

in the heights

beetlejuice

#musicals #cyg chats #quotidian convos #nogolsta says hi

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sardonic-sprite · 7 months

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I would like to inform you that I have forced @quotidian-oblivion to watch Carrying the Banner live broadway and they loved the set design, vocals and the flippy shit they were doing. She loved it and indoctrinating her into musicals should be easy breazy.

ALSO i made her watch Yorktown (the world turned upside down) and Hurricane from the live Hamilton and again the set design blew her away and how synchronised the dancers were.

FUCK YEAH YOU A REAL ONE!

you have gone above and beyond my friend and i salute you 🫡

#sprite said #ask #the indoctrination of quo to the wonderful world of musicals #nogolsta says hi #*whispering* do seize the day next

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mispeltnostalgia · 6 months

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i got the privilege to read an unposted @quotidian-oblivion fic and so i drew spectacular fanart of one of the scenes. I am very proud of it and you should all go read her series 'let them be brothers' on ao3 to prepare for the new fic!

anyway here is the fanart

TADAAA

Tim falling off roof saying "Weeeeee" while Jason looks on saying "oh shit" and Cass is grappling to catch him

#nogolsta says hi #batman #tim drake #red robin #jason todd #red hood #cassandra cain #orphan dc #dc orphan #fanart #ao3 #fanfiction #dc universe #grappling hook

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quotidian-oblivion · 1 year

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✨Out of context lines shitpost Pt. 2✨

And Nogolsta (@mispeltnostalgia) and Quo come back with more out of context lines!

*After posting part 1*

Nogolsta: We should not be allowed on the internet Quo: Yep.

Stupid shit that we say during class, but as the Batfam:

Damian: I will hold you at knifepoint.

Steph: Please don't, I'm scared of sharp objects please. I'll hold you at crochet point. Nogolsta: I also feel like Jason would know how to crochet.

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Alfred: Time to wake up Master Tim.

Tim: But… beep— beep hasn't gone beep yet.

*alarm rings with the "Revenge" by Captainsparklez and Tryhardninja as the tone*

Alfred:

Alfred: Is that really what your alarm is?

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Jason, about the Milf song: Isn't this just pleasant to wake up to?

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Damian to Jason: I think that's how you wake up in hell. Nice to see that you're practicing.

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Tim about Jason: There is nothing better than watching a 6 foot 2 tall man clutching a teenage girl’s arm out of fear.

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Tim: If anyone punches my younger brother, please tell me how it felt. Like— was it satisfying? Did an angel sing when a fist connected with his shithole face?

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Dick: If anyone punches my sisters. Uh, beware, cuz… I’m not taking you to the hospital.

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Tim, sleep-deprived: If I had permission, I would drink— drink? Drink green wool?

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Bruce: Damian, when am I gonna get grandchildren?

Damian, rocking up the next day with a cat: This is purrcy. He is your grandchild.

Tim: *dying of allergies*

Jason: *dying of laughter. Again.*

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Steph on patrol: *gasp* A pigeon! You're so scruffy looking! You look so diseased, I love you! You look like you could give me rabies! C'mere darling. Hello, baby— aw, it flew away :(

Part 3

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mispeltnostalgia · 3 months

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HOW THE FUCK IS A UQUIZ WITH 6 FUCKING QUESTIONS ABLE TO ACCURATLY TELL ME WHAT KIND OF PERSON I AM AND BE RIGHT??????!!!!!

#nogolsta says hi #LIKE WHAT IS THIS #WITCHCRAFT THATS WHAT IT IS #i was not prepared to be psycho analyzed on this saturday afternoon

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mispeltnostalgia · 3 months

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Favorite song in Epic the Musical, go!

Look I'm going to have to say Warrior of the Mind purely for the way he Sings "You are ATHENA"

I'm just a simple girl with simple pleasures and one of them is strong vocals

#nogolsta says hi #epic the musical #warrior of the mind #athena

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quotidian-oblivion · 11 months

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✨Out of context lines shitpost Pt. 5✨

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

Quo: It is the tireless anguish of readers and their warm cup of tears that keeps me encased in warmth during these cold winter months.

@mispeltnostalgia and Quo apologize for not posting your weekly shitty quotes last week. We were burdened with unglorious homework.

Nogolsta: Quo's keyboard sucks to type= on snd i need the grester public to be awarte of how much i disloke it. The keyboard os a different size to mine so i cannot type nearly as wuickly or accuratly cause it's shit. THanks for comonig to my trd talk.

Quo: Stfu Nog.

But anyway, we're back now! And we present to you: shit we said in class but as the batfam.

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Tim: Damian accidentally turned into one of his animals and is now pissed off, wet, and in need of a knife.

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Steph: They looked like they could crush me with their biceps and I'm okay with that.

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Dick: The digestive sys— Jason: Please don't refer to it as the digestive system of the elevator. I feel like it's gonna fall to the ground and we're gonna be eaten by the building. Dick: That would be an adventure. Jason: Not an adventure I'm willing to participate in

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Barbara: Do not BODYSHAME MY LAPTOP

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Steph: Have I ever told you that you’re a bitch? Just a little bit? Cass: *nods while laughing* Steph: Good. Just wanted to check.

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Tim: I wouldn’t be surprised if you ran away and joined the circus. Damian: I wouldn’t join the circus no. I would join… Damian: Actually, I wouldn’t join anything. I would just be alone in my room and create a cult of my own.

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Jason: Is it wrong to say that… I don't care. About spelling. Tim: I can spell the longest word in the dictionary! Jason: Please don't— Tim: P-N-E-U-M Jason: *putting head in hands* Oh. No… Tim: O-N-O-U-L-T Jason: Is this what hell is like? Tim: R-A-M-I-C-R-O—

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Tim: Don't force people to drink tea. Bart: Don't force people to drink… sex? Kon: You guys are weird. Bart: *starts laughing hysterically* Tim: Yeah… No. It's— it's just him. *points at Bart* Bart: *still laughing, nearly falls off chair* Tim: Or maybe not since he's lacking some sleep.

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quotidian-oblivion · 1 year

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✨Out of context lines shitpost Pt. 3✨

Part 1 | Part 2

Quo: Do you want to put the sparkles in the title like we did in- Nogolsta: Of course. We're not savages.

@mispeltnostalgia and Quo bring forth more shit.

Hello, y'all enjoy the chaos cause i know i do :) -Nogolsta

The batfam but as things we said in public and in class:

Tim: I cleaned my floor, I washed the dishes, I did my h.w, I was productive.

Jason: Damn. The motivation demon possessed you.

Tim: Yeah it did!

Jason: Meanwhile… meanwhile…

Tim: What did you do?

Jason: *softy* torture

Tim: I love that

*high five*

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Dick: *Starts sinking in his chair sliding under the table*

Also Dick: *Struggles to get up. Almost dies*

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Steph: look if it's wrong you can blame me. I’ll even give you a crochet hook to stab me

Jason: I’d rather kill you with words

Steph: So I'd get on OC and you would brutally murder them?

Jason: Well, I do have an OC called Steph. Well its Christopher but I can shorten it

Bruce: What are you talking about?

Jason: Murder.

Steph: Specifically mine.

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Special extracts from Tim’s essay about funeral rites in Egypt:

(Please note these are some extracts from Nogolsta’s essay outline. We don’t question it.)

The brain getting removed via nose with a crochet hook and the rest of the brain goop getting washed out with 💉drugs💉.

The flank (above the hips and below the booby area) is then cut open to scoop out the entire abdomen.

The cavity is then washed with palm wine and then with a ✨spicy blend✨.

Then it's filled with nice smelling things: pure myrrh(dur), cassia (another variation of cinnamon) but no frankincense (they don’t want the dead waking up now do they? Or else it’s gonna cause another Jason Todd). Then they sew the body up.

Body is chucked in natron (godly salt) for 70 days. No longer, no shorter (just like Dick) (Or Damian).

After this, the body is washed and wrapped in linen for that mummy look we all know and love.

Middle class funerals got less care (shockingly).

The body is injected with cedar oil through the butthole and is then plugged up like the hair in the sink.

(Note: Bruce got a call from the teacher about Tim being submitted to counseling.)

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Dick: *walking backwards* I will make you hydrate

Tim: No you won’t

Dick: you don’t have a choi- *walks into bookshelf and knocks books off*

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Babs: and we could just sit and read fanfiction. I’m open to any Fandom as long as no romance or smut. I’m not comfortable with that. But I'm open to anything else. Especially ✨torture✨

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Damian: Did you burn the paper I told you to burn?

Steph: Yeah!

Damian: Do you still have the ashes?

Steph: What? No, I burnt it in the fireplace, I’m not scooping it out.

Damian: *sigh* a pity. I was hoping to put it in a jar and look at it every day, reminding me of my dreams.

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Wally: Oh no! We haven't been unpredictable enough today! Quick! Say something shitty!

Dick: I didn't bring a sandwich because we ran out of bread at home so Alfred made me a salad but I don't want a salad, I want a ham, cheese and tomato toastie. I mean, I love a salad, but I want a toastie *starts sobbing*

Wally:

Wally: I have regrets.

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Jason: JANDBHWISHEVWBAKKXNFBFJEJDHRUWIQPD DNDBDHUS RBSKWDIHRVE SNAOSUEB

Bruce: *crying* Please- I will get down on my knees. Please stop.

Jason: NNJsjeuewjjJQJS EBSIWOSUEHEHBWBD RJE sndjjdidiwiwje

Jason: You have to say the ones not in all-caps quieter.

Jason: jwjduruwhsbdjriwi aanwjeiisjd NSNWOWORIRBEBSJA

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Jason:*whispers* i have a torture idea

Dick: *facepalms in disappointment*

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Dick: Our father has become a pigeon!

Jason: What?

Dick: *swivels phone to show a snap from Tim of Bruce with a pigeon filter on*

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4 yo Damian: *grabs onto someone's leg in a crowd*

Jason: "raises the foot holding Damian with disgust* what the fuck are you?

4 yo Damian: you're not my father

Jason: I sure hope not. I haven't got any fuckers like you running around.

4 yo Damian: If you were my dad, I’d be sad.

Jason: Let’s find your dad you little shit.

Note: Nogolsta as a child was precious and savage at the same time

Part 4

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quotidian-oblivion · 6 months

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✨Out of context lines shitpost Pt. 8✨

Part 7

Quo: This is it... our last day of childcare course. And... *sighs* I'm getting choked up. I met @mispeltnostalgia and got to know her well through this course and she's been the best irl fanfic buddy and older brother despite being a year younger than me ever.

Nog: These out of context things have made me so happy and its fun to look back and remember the funny shit that we have said and done this year. this deffo won't be the last though. Quo and I will forever be saying and doing stupid shit. Quo is the best little sister ever and while I'll miss our fridays together she cant get rid of me. I know too many of her fanfics and she's beta-ing my works.

Quo: You beta-ed a couple of mine too!

We'll still be posting the out of context lines, but there are going to be longer gaps since we're not gonna meet on Fridays anymore :( There's still our weekly study sessions that we dubbed TEAS on Wednesday!

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Tim: *holding a ball of wool to Jason’s face as a pretend mic* What do you say about the Curse you just found out you have Jason: *clears throat* I hope it kills me. ~ Jason: What do you have to say about your Curse? Tim: …I’ve had it since I was fucking born. ~ Barbara: So I bought a pack of quick oats because I love oats. And then I bought another pack of overnight oats because it had yoghurt, and now I’m just realizing that I really am just a horse. Little Shit Young!Jason: THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING. ~ Damian: I’ve been able to find a knife, I’ve been able to find a fork, but I can’t find a spoon. Jon: You have all the stabby objects in your bag Damian: I also have a fuckton of crochet hooks and— a pocket watch?? *pulls out pocket watch* Where the fuck is my spoon. ~ Steph: So I was getting pumped up for this song but then I just hear this tiny Alvin and the chipmunks voice say “Party Rock” and it just dashed my hopes. Listen to this *Plays Party Rock Anthem”. Damian: … Steph: Like, imagine getting pumped up for one of your childhood songs then you just suddenly hear “party rock” in this high-pitched voice and I felt like killing myself. Damian: … Steph: And hear me out— Damian: I don’t think i want to hear you out anymore. Steph: *Continues to play Bad Romance covered by the Alvin and the Chipmunks” ~ Tim: *Watching a video of Bruce* Bart: Wait, your dad sounds American. Bart: And he speaks kind of like you too! Tim: Yeah, I wonder why my American dad who raised me sounds and has the same speech patterns as me. Hmm, good question. Bart: I just wasn’t expecting it. I forgot that American dads were a thing. ~ Steph: i am granting you the honor of waffle ~ Barbara: *looking for a place to put popcorn. Places the popcorn against Dick’s lap* Dick: hell yeah crotch popcorn! Omg crotchcorn! Barbara: Please don't. ~ Bruce: You have to be very careful out there. These racist attacks are getting worse. Dick: Don't worry, Pops. I'm with a white person, I'll be fine. Barbara: *chokes on her drink with laughter* ~ Tim: *mixes soda water, energy drink and trace amounts of tea together in a tumbler* For funsies. *chugs it* ~ Jason: *falls to the floor, crumbles and silently screams in a public library* Barbara: Stop it, you’re embarrassing yourself Jason: I’m a drama kid, I can do whatever I want ~ Steph: *singing* I am not a quitter Tim: *singing with her* Pocket full of glitter Steph: Yarn balls, I’m a knitter! Steph and Tim: *singing together* I’m the whole package, baby! Tim: I haven’t met you Steph: But if you’re staaable Tim and Steph: Then here’s my number! And call me Mabel! ~ Alfred: *grabs Bruce by the shoulders and shakes* BE PRODUCTIVE! ~ Steph: IS THAT A PURPLE BALLOON??? Steph: *walks over, picks it up, and carries it like a baby* *whispers* I’m pregnant ~ Damian, high on pain meds: *giggling while he draws Tim falling off a roof* whee whee, hee hee, I’m so funny. Hee hee hee. He’s falling off a building.

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quotidian-oblivion · 18 days

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We need to get Nog back on tumblr

#quotidian convos #nogolsta says hi

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quotidian-oblivion · 8 months

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@mispeltnostalgia Nogolsta flicked my head :(

Die.

#quotidian convos #nogolsta says hi

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mispeltnostalgia · 6 months

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*BREAKS YOUR WHOLE HOUSE DOWN*

TRICK OR TREAT BITCH. GIVE ME SUM CRACK BATFAM AND BARBIE.

DUDE DO I HAVE SOME CRACK FOR YOU LITTLE SIS HOLD UP

here is an extract of the fic i am currently writing for my Barbie and Batfam hozier inspired fanfics 👍

A few minutes later the room was filled with a high pitched squeal as Steph caught sight of her favourite aunt. “AUNT BARBECUE BABE!” Steph yelled launching herself onto the couch next to Barbie “WHY WAS I NOT IMMEDIATELY INFORMED OF YOUR ARRIVAL?!” Steph screeched, throwing her arms around Barbie. Even though the two saw each other at least once a week this was still the reaction they had every single time they interacted.

#nogolsta says hi #barbie #batfam #batfamily #stephanie brown #barbra roberts #crack #crack fic #fanfiction

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quotidian-oblivion · 5 months

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No one:

Nogolsta, while writing:

Bruce Manor

#quotidian convos #nogolsta says hi #bruce manor #wayne manor #bruce wayne

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mispeltnostalgia · 7 months

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ha ha so i now have a lightly burnt piece of carpet because i cannot control myself when there is maths and a candle in my vicinity. I got mad at some homework and deiced to burn it for funsies and cause cathartic but it fucking took alight and so i dropped it and stamped it out (i now have a sore foot and am down a pair of socks). however, there is now a lightly melted piece of carpet in my room and soot fucking everywhere. 👍

#nogolsta says hi #i fucked up #someone please take away my candles and flame starting materials #no mum thats not the smell of burnt carpet what are you talking about #based on other stuff that has happened today i should have expected this to go wrong #whoops

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