ohbabydollie

[ohbabydollie]

People actually do that? Imagine how embarrassing that would be in the first place, knowing he'll see it. What is wrong with people? -🐝

literally, his mods try to weed them out but some end up slipping through and they’re so fucking weird!

it’s genuinely so weird seeing the difference between the post cards he gets and the ones tucker and ted get, like why can’t people treat him with respect like they do the rest of the sdmp members

#dollie yaps 🗣️ #🐝 anon

[ohbabydollie]

I don’t know how some people have the balls to openly try to flirt with Schlatt! I would never have the guts to do that also I would never want to make Schlatt uncomfortable… and don’t the postcards cost like $50? Those people could buy better things but no… they chose to make him uncomfortable…

right??

if i had 50 bucks to spend js like that id tell him nice stuff at least

like how he’s genuinely one of my favorite streamers and he’s genuinely positively effected me

like i genuinely would like to sit down and have a normal conversation with him instead of being weird about him

#dollie yaps 🗣️

[ohbabydollie]

Holy shet! A fucking p*do????? Istg, these twitter stans are fockin’ CRAZY man! Like, I SWEAR! Tumblr seems to ironically be the most sane platform on the internet (considering it’s 2010-2017 reputation😬)

Also, once I have kids they’re BANNED from social media until they’re AT LEAST 15-16 and EVEN THEN they’ll be somewhat monitored (not too much tho since they’re teens, and teens deserve there privacy).

👏🏼IM👏🏼NOT👏🏼RISING👏🏼I👏🏼PAD👏🏼KIDS!!👏🏼👏🏼

~🍓🍰

so fucking real 🍓🍰 anon

i don’t want ipad kids at all, they’re going to be playing outside and actually do stuff besides being inside all day

it’s also so weird with the new stans in the gaming community. i know they’ve had problems before like with markiplier and Amy, but saying they want someone to be a terrible person so they have a chance is absolutely insane.

they need to calm down and it’s so surprising that tumblr, what people treat like the devil’s spawn of a website has fans that aren’t as fucking crazy as twitter fans

#dollie yaps 🗣️ #🍓🍰 anon

[ohbabydollie]

if you had a spine tattoo schlatt would be obsessed with backshots-😻

oh, absolutely

he loves seeing it during sex, he thinks that’s one of the hottest things about you. he’s admiring you along side the design, absolutely enamored with the colors, the design, the way it just looks on you.

once you both have finished for the night, you’re getting your aftercare and cuddles, he’ll trace his thumb softly along side it, pressing kisses to it from time to time, just admiring your tattoo.

#schlatt x reader #jschlatt x reader #jschlatt x you #jschlatt x y/n #schlatt x y/n #schlatt x you #jschlatt x reader smut #schlatt x reader smut #jschlatt smut #schlatt smut #😻 anon

[ohbabydollie]

im js thinking abt smth schlatt said abt not wanting his child’s memories on medium that is physical

he does that with everything, he has your wedding recorded from the reception to the end of the night when the both of you are absolutely hammered, sitting down and eating whatever is left, most of the guests are gone and you both just seem so happy in the moment.

when you’re pregnant, he records videos of the baby kicking, ultrasounds, the baby shower, etc.

he takes in every moment he can and appreciates it. sometimes when he can’t sleep you find him watching those videos.

ugh he’s such a dad, i love him

#dollie yaps 🗣️ #schlatt x reader #jschlatt x reader #jschlatt x you #jschlatt x y/n #schlatt x y/n #schlatt x you #jschlatt fluff #schlatt fluff

[ohbabydollie]

Sorry for flooding your reqs with asks, I can stop now! ^^

~🍓🍰

i’m gonna get every one who’s flooded my inbox one of those little cards to hole punch and ur 15th ask (completed by me) will be a drabble, blurb, etc. of ur choice /hj

lmk if u guys fr want the little card tho

#dollie yaps 🗣️

[ohbabydollie]

Also! From what I heard (I came around 40 in schlatt’s last SDMP stream) some delulu ass bitch sent some crazy ass donos/postcards and definitely made schlatt VERY uncomfortable.

Makes me legit wanna send in a postcard apologizing on all of our behalf, cause this shit don’t fly here!

~🍓🍰

i literally can’t watch schlatt’s dsmp stream bc of the post cards and how weirdly parasocial they are

i see this w/the new fans especially, they tend to do weird shit and it’s like where is your etiquette?? would you say that to a stranger face to face??

like it’s so weird to me, i saw a tweet (it was about a cc i won’t name) that op hoped they were a p*do so they could have a chance, not to mention tagging him in the tweet

these new fans need to get their shit tg n realize what they’re saying and doing online is not okay!!!

it’s different for tumblr bc it’s very unlikely that they use/have tumblr and can find the content just out in the open vs sending in a post card and tagging them in a tweet

new fans get ur shit tg and if ur underaged liking a cc, please for the love of god keep your weird thoughts to yourself, don’t actively make everyone uncomfortable by the shit you say

#dollie yaps 🗣️ #🍓🍰 anon

[ohbabydollie]

i really want to climb ted like a tree

so real anon

the things i would do to that man would make the devil cry in absolute fear

#dollie yaps 🗣️

[ohbabydollie]

ur literally what got me into schlatt, ty for ur time.. 🎀

UR JOKING OMG <3

i need the lore behind it 🎀 anon, how did i do it??

#dollie yaps 🗣️ #🎀 anon

[ohbabydollie]

just the tip w ted-😻

ted was embarrassed to have a hard on from watching you get ready for a party and asked you for a quickie

you knew ted and knew that if he actually fucked you, you’d be late by thirty minutes at least so you told him

just the tip

and he agreed, saying it would be only the tip

he swore it was just going to be the tip

but as soon as he heard your whines and the way you tried to squeeze around him on top of feeling your wetness drip down his shaft

he couldn’t take it any longer, shoving your hips down as he bucked up into you causing you to throw your head back in bliss, letting out a loud sob

he really couldn’t stop himself from fucking you completely, even when he promised just the tip

oh well, maybe next time…maybe

#ted nivison x y/n #ted nivison x you #ted nivision smut #ted nivision x reader #chuckle sandwich x y/n #chuckle sandwich x you #chuckle sandwich x reader #c

[ohbabydollie]

the thought of brat tamer schlatt makes me cry from inbetween my legs LOW KEY

he hates it when you act like a complete and utter brat, especially doing it around his friends because you won’t get in trouble right then and there.

so you purposely push his buttons, laughing as you notice him getting annoyed with you before suddenly stopping, thinking that if you change your behavior right now, he’ll forget all about it by the time you both get to home.

he definitely makes it seem that way, he’s doesn’t seem as annoyed or angry anymore and your relieved you won’t have to face any repercussions as you’re in the car making out with him.

schlatt is pulling you into his lap as he gropes you? you just get wetter and wetter for him as he slowly slaps your ass.

the two of you rush inside once you both have decided you’ve had enough and wanted the real thing, but before you can even finish getting your pants down your legs, schlatt is bending you over and pulling you onto his lap. he’s spanking your ass causing you to cry out and apologize for being bratty earlier.

when he feels you getting wet he spanks your pussy, occasionally stopping to rub your clit before returning to spanking you.

just because you think he’s forgotten doesn’t mean he has, especially when you go out of your way to push his buttons

#schlatt x reader #jschlatt x reader #jschlatt x you #jschlatt x y/n #schlatt x y/n #schlatt x you #jschlatt x reader smut #schlatt x reader smut #jschlatt smut #schlatt smut

[ohbabydollie]

GRRR okay I forgive you dolly but alteast read the lyrics their so him-😻

yeah, the minute i was able to get in there were some very schlatt coded lines

#dollie yaps 🗣️ #😻 anon

[ohbabydollie]

i cannot listen to taylor, im sorry 😻 anon, i only got a minute into the song

but like i can see kinda the inspo

#dollie yaps 🗣️ #😻 anon

[ohbabydollie]

I'm in my schlatt era rn and as a swiftie I just want to say I can fix him (no really I can) is so schlatt coded even if you don't like her you should just listen to that one its so schlatt-😻

UGHHHH

i’ll give it a try, but i’m more into older taylor rather than her new stuff

like i’ll listen to we are never ever getting back together or love story but like past 2020 it’s only a few songs i like

i’ll try it n see how it goes

#dollie yaps 🗣️ #😻 anon

[ohbabydollie]

I SENT IN MY DONATION TOO LATE NOOO 😭😭

#dollie yaps 🗣️

[ohbabydollie]

schlatt on stream just said he's into backs and strong women......-😻

makes sense considering he likes goth women, i love goth women with muscles

we have sm in common

#dollie yaps 🗣️

[ohbabydollie]

UPDATE HE JUST SAID HE LIKES DOUBLE DS-😻

SCHLATT, IM RIGHT HERE BABY!!

GIVE ME A CHANCE

#dollie yaps 🗣️