#jschlatt x you

[ohbabydollie]

you would definitely tell lunch club schlatt that the sex was just okay and he would act like he was completely fine and move on but then a week later he's railing you until you can't speak-😻

“was it good?” he asks as you sit next to him

“hm?”

“the sex, was it good?”

“oh” you say as your face goes red “um, it was okay i guess, probably could use some practice” you say in a half joking manner

“oh, okay” he says trying to laugh off his bruised ego “i’ll call you when i need someone to practice with”

the second you leave he’s grabbing his laptop and searching up the best positions, tips to improve your sex life, etc. he’s taking in any and every thing he sees.

he feels stupid but it’s for you, he wants to impress you and he doesn’t want you to think of him as weak, instead he wants you to think of him as strong and all these things, good things, not bad at sex.

He takes in all the tips and pieces of advice, clicking every article of with a title like “how to make your girl feel good in bed” or “top 10 things men should know to please their woman”, he takes every piece of advice, reading it, analyzing it and acting it out with a pillow, then about three days later when he felt confident enough, he called you over.

He was nervous, remembering everything he learned as he started to kiss you. What was aggressive gropes and sloppy kissing when you had first slept with him became soft, sensual groping, passionate rather than sloppy kissing, forcing a few soft moans from you as he groaned softly, grinding up against you. It was almost like a switch flipped in him and he suddenly knew what to do, how to touch you and how to do everything.

Schlatt didn’t skip foreplay at all, making sure to get you wet and prepared to take his cock, then when you did take him, he took his time as he sunk you down on his cock. He pulled moan after moan from you, holding onto your hips as you cried out for him. he softly hushed you, cooing at your pathetic cries and mews that you let out as you adjusted to his size. Now that you could take him, he thrusted in and out at you, starting off at a slow speed before speeding up, angling his hips as he slammed you down, forcing cry after cry out from you.

You practically came in record time, schlatt still not done with you and pulling out to finger you, you held onto him, head thrown back in absolute bliss as you came again and again, schlatt finally deciding to sink back into you and fuck like his life depended on it.

You finally came with him, schlatt giving you a soft kiss and slowly pulling out, watching as his cum seeps from you.

He presses a kiss to your forehead and gets up to go get a rag with warm water to clean you up and helping walk you to the bathroom, getting the sheets changed alongside some water and a snack for you

once everything is done and you’re both laying down in bed, you look up at him

“WHO THE FUCK TAUGHT YOU THAT??”

my first time writing in a while, i’m sorry if it’s bad but i’ve just haven’t had the time to write n shit 😭

#schlatt x reader #jschlatt x reader #jschlatt x you #jschlatt x y/n #schlatt x y/n #schlatt x you #jschlatt x reader smut #jschlatt smut #schlatt x reader smut #schlatt smut #😻 anon

[renranram]

i love your writes so much what pet names do you think schlatt would call his gf 🤭🤍

nicknames

a/n ; AHHH TYSM<333 i appreciate you enjoy my works :))) 🫂🫂🫂

i feel like at first he'd be against pet names because he thinks they're cringe but he couldn't help himself,

• baby

• dollie

• doll

• pretty

• goddess

• toots

• would probably call you his whore for fun 😭😭

• wife

• darling

• honey

•my girlfriend

• he'd unironically call you pumpkin

• sweet cheeks BSHAHAHAH

• sugar plum

haha i know this is very short 😭😭😭 mb guys

#chuckle sammy #chuckle sandwich #jschlatt #jschlatt x reader #schlatt #schlatt fanfic #schlatt x reader #sleep deprived podcast #schlatt x you #schlatt x y/n #jschlatt x y/n #jschlatt x you #jschlatt fanfic #fluff

[cherrycrushes]

I don’t want to go crazy with ‘too sweet’ or anything and I WILL req other schlatt x reader content BUT-

Prt 3 of ‘too sweet’; Reader TOPS jschlatt (or it’s set up for topping him) you….. you know what to do from here 😈💕

(you can have both of them be switches if that’s more comfy btw)

~🍰🍴

two sweet pt. 3 - oneshot (18+)!!

jschlatt x reader.

part one; part two

a/n: hi again nonny!! sorry if it's been taking long to get to any requests im sick rn :( but with that comes topping schlatt brainrot !! hope u enjoyed im so sorry it's rlly short 😔 i might make more schlatt oneshots so hopefully it makes it up AND AND IDK WHY RHE PICS R LIKE THAT SORRY GUYS

your giggles echoed in the room as you straddle jschlatt by his hips. he groaned and throws his head back as you started grinding against him.

"you're driving me nuts sweetheart..."

"shhh, let me take care of you," you put your lips on his to silence him.

he starts whining, wanting more and more of you. you kept teasing, edging him just a bit more. when you started riding him a little faster, you put your hands on his chest. his hands reaching for your waist, before you moved yours to stop him.

"how about a game, yeah?" you chuckled, baby hairs sticking to your forehead with sweat. "you won't be able to touch me til i say so."

schlatt threw his head back, annoyed, but grew harder at the thought of it. he dropped his arms down to play along. you put yours around the sides of his face on the bed frame, giving him a full view of your tits.

you started going at an intense pace, almost desperate. when you felt schlatt's dick hit a spot in your cervix, you could tell he hit the stop you've been looking for. you mewled as he kept hitting it. the wet noises and strained sobs filled the room.

"y/n please," he moaned. "fuck- i don't think im gonna-"

as you bucked your hips and went down once more, he sputtered out a mix of moans and your name. you felt dizzy as you came at the same time. slowly riding out your high.

you flopped next to the sweaty man and smiled, still panting from exhaustion. he awaited your words as he looked at you.

"well that was fun!"

#☎️ cherry’s line! #🍰🍴 anon! #jschlatt x reader #jschlatt smut #chuckle sandwich x reader #x reader #jschlatt x you #jschlatt x y/n #jschlatt #schlatt x reader #schlatt smut #schlatt x you #schlatt

[shclatts]

pretty

#jschlatt #schlatt #schlagg #jschlatt x reader #jschlatt x you #jschlatt x y/n #schlatt x reader #schlatt x you #schlatt x y/n #jschlatt fluff #schlatt fluff

[darkniters]

jschlatt who whispers to you

twitch dot tv slash jschlatt is online, and you’re well aware due to the loud personality voice schlatt has put on in the other room.

“WHAT THE FUCK!” he yells, the sound echoing throughout the house. you usually check into his streams, but right now your busy figuring out your hours for work and are in no need for distractions.

you look around the living room quickly for a red pen, needing to circle something on the page, but your efforts deem useless. you suddenly remembered schlatt took one into his office with him to do a bit.

you didnt want to find a different red pen because you knew where that one was, so you quietly make your way down the hall before schlatts office.

his fans figured out about you through a lot of bits schlatt would make where he would tag you on twitter or tag any girl he posts on instagram with your username, so you weren’t a private couple, but you still weren’t twitch or youtube public.

you open the door timidly, trying to bring as little attention to yourself as possible. unfortunately for you, the shitty tiktok schlatt was watching just ended, and his spiel afterwards was done.

his head whipped to your direction, and he gave you a grin. you gave him a smile back, and he reached his hand out for you to grab.

you grab ahold of it and make your way behind his chair, head resting on the back of it as your hands snake their ways around his neck.

he speaks briefly to his audience, as he rocks the chair gently from left to right, moving your head along with it. before he looks up at you, eyes full of stars like he’s seen the greatest thing of the entire universe.

“whats wrong?” he whispers, gently. its not a breathy whisper, its just making his voice quieter so the mic can’t pick it up as well (it does still pick it up)

“i know you have a red pen in here and i really need it” you whisper quieter, the mic unable to hear you at all due to you being farther away and also a lot less loud than schlatt.

“oh right yeah,” he reaches to the left of his desk, and grabs the pen. “just be careful its a bit finicky.” he mumbles. his hands reach up to where yours rest around his shoulders, and he gently brings it to his lips, kissing the back of your palm gently.

you smile, take the pen from his grasp, and then peck your head down to kiss the crown of his head, his hair ticking your face. you then break away from him, and thats when you remember he was still live. your face briefly flushes.

schlatt also seemed to have forgotten, as he stares at you grinning as you leave, before he brings his full attention back to the screen. the chat is running like crazy, simply saying your name in all caps and many awws. schlatts cheeks are painted red.

“alright alright chat moment of weakness, lets get a move on.” he continues to stream, but it seems after that encounter; he seemed much happier for the remainder duration of the time live.

#jschlatt x reader #jschlatt x you #jschlatt hcs #jschlatt headcanons #schlatt x reader #schlatt x you #schlatt hcs #schlatt headcanons

[nvmadic]

schlatt just waltzing into the kitchen, slapping your ass with a sharp sting. hand lingering on your waist, his pelvis pressing against your ass. “mm, dinner smells nice, bub.” fingertips digging into your side, eager to have you in his hands. one hand snaking up your loose fitting shirt to cup your breast in his large hand. “can you hurry up so i can fuck you?” softly muttering, his desperation evident in his squeezing. “or, i can pull your shorts to the side and fuck you whilst you’re being a good little housewife, hmm?”

#jschlatt #schlatt #jschlatt x reader #schlatt x reader #jschlatt x you #schlatt x you #jschlatt smut #schlatt smut #schlatt hcs #jschlatt hcs #schlatt imagine #jschlatt imagine #jschlatt headcanons #schlatt headcanons

[ohmymalice]

Schlatt finding out reader watches edits of him (this is incredibly self indulgent)

"I'm too tired for this." He mumbled, feeling a bit groggy from waking up. He heard some music come from your end of the bed and looked over.

"Y/n...Y/n god you need to stop your midnight scrolling..." He yawned, shuffled to your side of the bed, holding you close as he watches you panic and quickly swipe away at the edits of him that you watched.

"Oh? If you wanna see me so bad you can just turn to my side of the bed, Bubba." He pressed his lips up to your temple, feeling a small smile as he kisses you.

"Thought you were asleep, didn't wanna wake you." You didn't hesitate pulling him closer, kissing his cheek. You nuzzled your face in the crook of his shoulder, letting his scent fill your nose.

"If you think I'm gonna move past the fact you were scrolling under #jschlattedits you are incredibly wrong." He chuckles as he grabs your phone, looking at your most recent favorited tik toks and seeing a wave of edits of him.

"I'm never gonna let you live this down."

And he stuck to his word indeed because the very next day when they filmed a chuckle sandwich episode, Ted brought up the topic somehow and Schlatt immediately lit up the moment he remembered the events last night.

"Ted— I got quite the damn story for you." He smirks as he remembers your sleepy face, how completely engrossed you looked as you watched edits, not knowing he was right behind you.

"My girlfriend— Y/n we've been public for a few months, she recently got into tik tok and started watching edits. I don't know how she found them, but she found edits of me and started saving them and I swear I've never seen her look at anything like that. It was as if she was trying to burn that shit into her memory, I couldn't help but laugh."

Ted stared into the lens of his webcam, a look that clearly stated how invested he was.

"Does she know she can make a folder on tik tok—" Ted asks and Schlatt cackles at the memory.

"Oh you fuckin' bet, god I'd make fun of her for it but if I was in her spot and she was famous and people made edits of her, I'd watch all of them too, folder n' all."

"You heard it here folks, Schlatt wants you guys to make edits of Y/n!"

A week passes and the new episode is out and soon everyone started making edits of Y/n (since schlatt requested)

It was late at night, she looked to their bed side table and saw it was around 1:11 am, she heard a familiar tik tok audio that made her snap her head towards Schlatt's side of the bed in interest. It's the audio of her favorite Schlatt edit.

She sits up a little and squints her eyes, trying to adjust to the lighting in front of her and realizes someone made an edit of her and Schlatt has been watching it on loop.

"Look who's watching edits of me now."

#jschlatt x reader #jschlatt x y/n #schlatt x reader #jschlatt x you

[whoslibby]

schlatt didn’t really talk about you online, you were his little secret. everyone knew you as the famous twitch streamer. you were the one that prompted the idea to be a secret, so that you wouldn’t be called schlatt’s girlfriend and he found it fitting.

on chuckle week the topic of girlfriends some how came to light and jay was pretty quiet. ted talking about his girlfriend and so was tucker and your guest. before jay just let out ‘my baby’s as sweet as can be.’ he says swirling his beer.

this of course shocked the lads, they knew he was taken just not publicly taken. ‘is she?’ their guest said.

‘sweetest girl, my angel.’ schlatt had never been this sweet, heck even to you. most of the time calling you a dumbass (romantically of course) but to just call you his angel on youtube. it was mad. adorable but mad.

#jj talks #jschlatt #jschlatt x reader #schlatt x reader #schlatt #x reader #x you #jschlatt x you #schlatt x you #jschlatt x y/n

[blushk1tten]

sweet as sugar ꨄ

— sfw: schlatt with a s/o who bakes —

schlatt likes to joke that it’s your fault he’s such a “fat fuck”

he also loves to call you nicknames that kind of relate to baking like sugar, honey, sweetie, etc.

he’ll leave his stream for a minute and come back snacking on your latest creation because the kitchen always has some kind of treat

schlatt also has done a few baking streams with you, though it’s much more chaotic than your usual baking

he’ll try not to waste your ingredients, but he can’t help throwing some flour at you or swiping some icing on your cheek if he gets bored

his other bit for the streams is just saying a bunch of innuendos about how much he “loves your goodies”

occasionally schlatt tries to seriously help you bake, but he just spends the time sneaking tastes and holding you from behind while he asks questions

“why can’t you combine everything at once” and “how is this dough different from the other one you just made”

he likes to sing to you while you bake

one day while you’re making a wedding cake for one of your friends, he’s holding you from behind and humming softly, then quietly speaks up

“do you think you’ll make our wedding cake”

overall baking with schlatt is either chaotic and funny, or sweet and domestic

#jschlatt x reader #jschlatt x you #schlatt x reader #schlatt x you #jschlatt hcs #schlatt hcs #jschlatt headcanons #schlatt headcanons #blush ꨄ

[bree-cheesy]

Friends to Lovers HC's for Jschlatt

Sfw and Nsfw (minors fuck off)

Guys, maybe I'll be consistent in posting. Doubt it, though. Yikes. Again, tried to keep it gn!reader. I'm not super used to writing gender neutral so I'm trying my best 😭

Again, writing another person? Be proud?

Now some headcannon's for Mr. Jschlatt himself:

Sfw:

Definitely the friend that hates everyone else except for you.

"Hun, you're just the only good one. What can I say?"

Just let's himself in your house/apartment whenever he wants.

Jambo loves you more then him and he acts like he hates it, but secretly loves watching you shower Jambo with attention.

"Yeah, you can just fucking keep him at this point."

Fake pouting, but smiling like a dorky school girl when you aren't looking.

Sudden realization he's in love with you when you're making him a new recipe for dinner you found online because you know he doesn't like to cook for himself.

Sweet nicknames that make you a little dizzy when he says them.

Accidently confessing his feelings for you when he was drunk at your place after you made him dinner for the third time that week.

Lots of tears and apologies for not saying anything to you before.

"I'm so s-sorry, sweetie.... I'm a horrible friend."

Giving him little kisses on his cheeks after saying you feel the same.

Passing out on your couch together and waking up in your bed after he moved the two of you in the middle of the night, his arms wrapped around you, snoring like a bear in your ear.

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Nsfw:

Feeling a not so little something pressing against your ass while he snores.

Wiggling a little, hearing him groan sleepily in your ear and feeling his arms tighten around you.

"Hun, you can't keep moving like that..."

His deep morning voice>>>>>> rumbling through you're body and making you whimper.

Him slipping into you from behind, tweaking your nipples while slowly moving in and out of you.

Slow lazy morning sex.

Soft grunts and moans as he thrusts into you.

"Mmm, fuck, baby.... So fucking good around my cock like that."

Falling asleep again with him still inside you.

#jschlatt x reader #jschlatt #jschlatt fluff #jschlatt smut #jschlatt x you #schlatt x reader #schlatt x you #schlatt smut #jschlatt headcanons #friends to lovers #schlatt #schlatt fluff

[ohbabydollie]

jschlatt n a short reader

schlatt likes to laugh at your height, no matter how tall or short you may be, he’s makin fun of ya

he’ll have you reaching for a box of cereal he grabbed and is swinging over your head while you were just trying to have breakfast

“schlatttt!” you whine “give it backkk” he just grins at you “then come and take it”

he’ll make sure to leave things in hard to reach areas for you if you’re mad at him so you ask him to get them down for you

stupid nicknames!!

pipsqueak, tiny, shortcake, pumpkin, etc.

the jokes he makes infront of any and everyone

“audio listeners love ya to death, y/n is now grabbing what looks to be a comically large banana” ted says mid laughter as you do your bit before schlatt speaks up “that’s not the only thing that’s too big for her-” “SHUT UP SCHLATT”

“when i was little-” “you’re still little pipsqueak”

nsfw

he loves pinning you down so you can’t move around

eating you out while pinning you down so the only thing you can do is tug on his hair and cry out for him

“poor baby can’t take it, huh? jus’ one more pumpkin, i promise”

picking you up while he’s fucking you so you’re completely at his mercy and unable to escape

even just holding you in place so you can’t move during sex

“yeah, my poor little pipsqueak can’t move? she can’t handle feelin’ me, huh?”

“shh, just take it pumpkin, its okay, don’t cry, shh just take it”

#jschlatt x reader #schlatt x reader #jschlatt x you #jschlatt x reader smut #schlatt x reader smut #schlatt x you #schlatt x y/n #jschlatt x y/n

[renranram]

can you pwease do some ted nivision / schlatt / charlie angst about them and reader having a stupid and petty argument that ensues over to recording where you can tell there's somethinf going on but can't tell whether its banter or not-

i just want some good classic argument angst 🤭

Pick who?

sfw !

fem!reader x ted x schlatt

rei writes angst for a while then failing miserably

@.giggleburger • 10 mins

guys y does the new episode seems off 😭??

#chucklesandwich #schlatt #ted #y/n #charlie

↳ 12 ⇆ 10 ♡ 301

@.numberoneschlaggotever • 6 mins

↳ replying to @.giggleburger

TRUE IT'S MORE DRIER N SAD, like no banter? no flirts? no jokes?

↳ 2 ⇆ 0 ♡ 3

@.milkthemilkman • 1 mins

↳ replying to @.giggleburger and @.numberoneschlaggotever

lmao it's either a bit or they actually fought

↳ 0 ⇆ 0 ♡ 1

you sigh out, reading recent tweets from their latest episode, it was two the three of them fought, you, ted and schlatt

the whole ordeal was schlatt and ted had been courting you, they've been trying to outdo eachother by giving you gifts, flirting with you, compliments and affection

during the past few weeks, you and ted had been hanging out, and of course schlatt noticed, he was blazing with jealous

so before a few minutes on your recording for the new episode for chuckle sandwich, he approaches you

" how's the dates? had fun without me? " schlatt states, glaring you as he crosses his arms

" jay? what are you talking about? " you reply, confused and shock at the sudden confrontation

" you've been going on dates right? you guys hang out like im also not into you " he added, " why can't you just decide already? "

" decide on what? " ted approaches the both of them as he rests his arm around on your shoulder, " oh, your boyfriend's here too " schlatt commented, his tone, snarky

" jay you're getting things wrong.. it's not like that " you try to explain, but ted accidentally interrupts you, " what like that? "

" i dont know, maybe she finally actually decides on who she likes? " schlatt retorts, glaring at ted's hand around you, " you can't just for her out to pick on both of us, she can have the time she needs " ted defends you with a sigh

" how fucking much more does she needs? it's been months, months of us going back and forth, aren't you tired ted? "

" schlatt, you do realize this is a huge deal right? you can't just suddenly confront her at topics like this " ted shakes his head, patting your back for comfort as schlatt pushes his hand off of you

" jay.. im sorry but this isn't just fair " you mumble, " fair? no, y/n, fucking make your decision, make me realize if all the things i did for you was worth it or no " schlatt continues

" schlatt, you're pressuring her " ted states, " im pressuring her to finally know the truth, does she likes me or you, that's just what i wanna know. "

" i.. i can't.. i cant decide right now " you mumble as ted rubs your shoulder but schlatt scoffs, " did sucking ted's dick feel that good? " schlatt blurts out

ted gasps, as you froze in your spot, flabbergasted and overwhelmed but then feeling anger as you hit a slap on his face, leaving a red mark

" you know what schlatt? maybe you're right, maybe... maybe the things you did for me weren't worth it " you mumble, teary eyed, " im sorry if i made you waste your time, you can fucking leave "

ted glares at schlatt, as he follows after you, leaving schlatt all by himself as the man comforts you

the whole argument caused the rest of the episode to be dry, cold and just.. not it, you avoided schlatt the whole episode, talking to only ted and the oblivious charlie

you groan out as you rolled on your bed, blaming yourself, maybe if you could've picked at that moment this wouldn't happen-

a knock interrupts your overthinking, you glanced at the clock, 11 pm, maybe your pizza had arrived? as you get off your bed, you slowly open the door revealing a teary eyed schlatt, a bouquet on his hand

" ... hi " he greets as you look away, " .... hi " you respond as he sighs out, " im.. im so fucking sorry " schlatt mutters

" i know.. i know i was impatient and so fucking jealous, i acted out my anger and im so fucking dumb to only realize that id hurt you " he states, " i should've waited, i should've never said those to you during our argument, y/n, i.. i fucking love you, im so.. im so fucking sorry "

your eyes widened, schlatt wasn't always the one to talk about his feelings, he'd rarely mention it, " it's alright.. if you.. you know.. wont let me have a chance anymore, i understand, im a fucking dick "

" but yeah.. i hope you forgive me " he mumbles, handling you the bouquet as you slowly face him, " .. jay.. im also.. uhm.. sorry for making you wait this long.. " you mutter, receiving the bouquet, " i understand why you'd suddenly confront me and.. say those things "

" it's fine.. if you dont want to chase after me anymore, i genuinely understand- " you were cut off by a hug, " no, im not letting that loser take you all by himself "

" this feels fucking cringey to say.. but i love you y/n, i dont care how long you'll love me back... or never love me back but that's just.. that's just what i wanna say, i fucking love you "

#chuckle sammy #chuckle sandwich #jschlatt #jschlatt x reader #schlatt #schlatt fanfic #schlatt x reader #sleep deprived podcast #jschlatt x reader smut #jschlatt x you #jschlatt x y/n #jschlatt fanfic #schlatt x you #schlatt x y/n #ted nivison #ted nivison x you #ted nivison x reader #ted nivison x y/n #light angst

[know-its-for-the-better]

living w schlatt hcs

guys im down so bad this week and with today's p.o. unboxing i fear it only got worse. anyways i just had a bunch of thoughts ab what it would be like to live w schlatt while y'all are dating. so these are my hcs. (also i am like incredibly new to writing original material so lmk if this is any good fr)

-this is not the first or last time this will be said but this man is an ass grabber. as soon as he knows it's something you're okay with? he's doing it. not in public, bc in my head he's not big on PDA, but when you're at home? every time he passes by you it's a grab of the ass and a big cheesy grin and he sometimes even a kiss on the cheek

-again, not the first time anyone has mentioned this, but this man is giant. 6'4. so he's def a big fan of the hug from behind. he likes to tower over you and kiss the top of your head. whether you're cooking, cleaning, looking out the window, or admiring jambo on his cat tree; he will come up and squeeze you into a hug from behind with no warning.

-"toots, come here rq" just to ask for a kiss while he's working or editing. simply as motivation to keep going. he says "it's like a reward" and you happily oblige.

-since he doesn't really stream anymore, he doesn't play a lot of video games, but when he does, he lets you sit in his lap as long as you sit still and don't distract him... (obviously you do sometimes... not your fault you have needs and he looks so cute when he's focused...)

-the drunk chuckle sandwich episode had me thinking about you playing bartender for him and making him different drinks to try since he usually just drinks straight from the bottle. he would say some shit like "i'm ngl i didn't know you could make it taste that good." bc nobody ever really bothered to make him try different cocktails until you

-super domestic dancing in the kitchen to old music. duke ellington and etta james and all different kinds of jazz and old love songs, it doesn't matter bc he is spinning you around and kissing you softly as it plays in the background while he sings to you.

-not to be cringe but he would sooo be into that thing those couples do when the smaller partner says "uppies!" and then the other one picks them up. except it would just be a look you give him and putting your arms out with a grabby motion and he would know.(bc im sorry the thought of saying uppies makes me wanna gag) he would pick you up and carry you around like a koala with your legs wrapped around his torso AND he's happy to do it. but just at home bc like i said he's not really into pda.

-he would so take candid pics of you at golden hour. you'd just be in the living room looking out the window with jambo or {redacted} and admiring the sunset and next thing you know there's a disposable camera or the little girl camera right in your face. he would so say some stupid shit to get you to laugh and then snap the picture. but once he gets one, you force him to hop in the frame while holding the other cat so you can get a cute little family pic while the lighting is good. obviously, you made it your background within the next ten minutes. and he made his background the candid picture of you the second he got the pictures onto his phone.

ok so hi!! i hope these fed you a little im so incredibly new to this whole writing thing but this was a lot of fun for me so if you have any suggestions i think my ask box is open? idk how those work but im sure i can figure it out. thanks for reading i know i yapped quite a bit LMAO

#schlatt x you #schlatt x reader #schlatt #schlatt fluff #jschlatt x you #jschlatt fluff #jschlatt x reader #jschlatt #jschlatt hcs #jschlatt headcanons #schlatt hcs #schlatt headcanons

[slxtmeri]

hi love <3 thinking about being a good house wife for jschlatt <3333 all the feminism leaving my body rn

star ml you are so real for this... this is a good fic idea... SHOULD I WRITE A SMUTSHOT??

anyways maybe i will but for nows headcanons mwah

- cooking things for him while he is recording/streaming, bringing them in to surprise him

- he buys you cute aprons as gifts, sometimes they'll have cute engravings like "jay's wifey" or "jay's fucking property"

- if you take extra time to clean or organize a specific area, he DEFINITELY notices. his eyes will light up as he pulls you in for a kiss

"you did such a good job, baby!"

- takes you out for dinner after a long day of spring cleaning, or other housework

- in addition to you being a good housewife, he'll do his best to help out. sometimes you'll walk in to find him folding clothes you were in the middle of doing, or maybe he serves you breakfast in bed.

- had to do one horny one

- bends you over the counter while you're in the middle of cooking/cleaning

"jay... the food..."

"shh, sweetheart. be a good girl and let me fuck you, hmm?"

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[darkniters]

jschlatt whos a bit too handsy

contrary to popular belief, im a believer in ‘i wanna always be touching you’ jschlatt, so i feel if youre in public, hes always got his hand on yours, his arm around your shoulder, snaking around your waist, etc.

hed go as far as to hold some of your bags just so you both have hands free so he can grip at yours.

if you’re insecure about sweaty hands? SO???? he does not care. thats our sweat now.

when at home, he still has that mindset.

if you’re both in the living room, and you came in after and sat away from him, he’ll (in a very short time) make his way over to you, head in your lap and staring up at you like you’re the moon and the stars.

he loves to grab at your face, your shoulders; which then changes to him dragging his hands across your body.

he loves your waist, he often finds himself simply perching his hands there, and resting his head in the crook of your neck.

he loves when you sit yourself on his lap, facing him, he can look at you completely. hes completely starstruck.

he loves your thighs, he likes to grab and knead them in his hands, as well as that he loves to drag his lips over them, when he finds himself down there (its more often than you think)

he cant get over your back, hes just hypnotized the way its so clean, not a single flaw, but ready to be messed up by him soon. he loves how it arches, the bend in your back almost setting him off alone.

he puts his hand between your shoulder blades often, the gap being perfect to accommodate his hand between them.

he loves to hold you, he loves when you curl into him and when your breath is tickling his neck, whether it’s uneven or perfectly rhythmical, hes just happy his arms can engulf you and keep you near him

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[elizabarnes]

Pov you’re dating Schlatt (youre a cc)

Personally I think he’s a softie only for you

Requested by: @lvrj4mie

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