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maplesyrupsainz · 5 months

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˖⁺｡˚⋆˙just say yes | CS55˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pairing: father!carlos sainz x y/n faceless reader (she/her)

genre: social media au, established relationship

warnings: so much fluff 0 angst just lovey dovey cuteness & fun ! idek if there's much of a plot tbh lol

summary: in which you, your boyfriend and your daughter are the target of everyone's jealousy & you bask in it 😊

a/n: hiii i luv this request so cute & i havent done any carlos fics yet!! i love it he's soo beautiful fr! i've done the baby faceless tbh i felt a bit weird looking for pics hahahah anyway hope u like it 😊😊

request!!!: Can you do like a smau where carlos has a daughter and it's just fluffy as HELL !! And ofc we need lando and charles being goofy in the comments!

fc: various blonde girls from pinterest

my masterlist

instagram ->

carlossainz55

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carlossainz55 vacationing with my girls

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yourusername im soo lucky

carlossainz55 that's me actually. i love you

yourusername i love u!! sm more

landonorris you guys are always rubbing your perfect lives into our faces it has to stop

charles_leclerc i agree it is too much now

yourusername maybe if either of you could keep a girlfriend you could be like us

landonorris cant commit

carlossainz lando you need to grow up

charles_leclerc leave him alone he's a baby

yourusername i prefer the term pussy 🤷‍♀️

landonorris y/n i thought we were friends

yourusername we are it's called tough love

carlossainz55 sorry lando but she's right

user1 i missed carlando interactions

user2 me too so happy to see the carlando domestics continuing through instagram comments

user3 even funnier with y/n involved she's literally just an extension of carlos i love it

user4 best couple in the world

user5 only couple in the world more like

yourusername

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yourusername he wont even put the ferrari merch down in the off season

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yourbff omg baby in ur sunglasses she's fr a mini u 😭😭

yourusername i know, i've never felt love like it 🥹

carlossainz55 me when i look at you

yourbff take your sickly sweetness out of my replies 🥲

user6 i love how all their friends are jealous of them too😭😭 it's not just us

charles_leclerc he's dedicated 😊

carlossainz55 thanks for being on my side charles 🙏

yourusername ur biased

yourusername gosh why are f1 drivers so annoying

landonorris i know you're not talking about me

danielricciardo or me

maxverstappen1 or me

yourusername well i actually wasnt but now i am

oscarpiastri me?

yourusername no never you oscar my fav rookie

yourbff

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yourbff babysitting duties

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carlossainz55 am i in trouble in that pic of us

yourbff she was explaining to u that u brought the wrong pickles home for her

carlossainz55 so yes then

landonorris wtf is the wrong pickles a pickle is a pickle

yourusername shutup little lando you dont understand me

charles_leclerc well duh ur a woman his pea brain cannot comprehend women

yourusername ur one to talk!

landonorris 🤐🤐🤐

yourusername ur her favourite aunt!!

yourbff @.yoursister told you so!

yoursister wow that hurt y/n

yourusername no wait

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yourusername happy first race of the season i love my boys so much

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scuderiaferrari ❤️❤️

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user11 omg i love her

user12 this is the cutest post ever

charles_leclerc omg y/n being nice to me

yourusername it's the hormones and ur cute face getting to me ur soo pookie

charles_leclerc what is pookie

oscarpiastri dont ask

yourusername it means i love u 😊

carlossainz55 we are all so lucky to be subjects of y/n's affections so don't question it ok?

user13 omg carlos is so down bad lol it's adorable

landonorris come visit us too we miss you y/n

yourusername well i might. can i squish ur cheeks?

landonorris i'll think about it

yourusername im not coming till i have a yes for sure

yourusername posted a story

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user14 CHILDREN?? PLURAL??

user15 yes y/n we get it ur the luckiest girl alive

yourbff purrrrr

yourusername LOL??

landonorris share him? 🥹🥹🥹

yourusername not a day in my life

yourusername now let me come squish ur cheeks. charles let me do it

landonorris ok fine.

yourusername YAYYY

user16 most gorgeous man alive fr

yourusername posted a story

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carlossainz55 come back here

carlossainz55 please come back we miss you

charles_leclerc not you sneaking off. is carlos annoying you too??

yourusername you are too mean to that boy!!!!

mclaren you can stay with us!

yourusername poachers!! im much too loyal

user17 omg lol im obsessed

user18 SOO CUTE

f1wags

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f1wags carlos after the race with his longterm girlfriend y/n y/l/n today 🥹

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user19 she needs a ring asap

user20 r how long have they been together now??

user21 like 8 years lol

user22 carlos liked 🥹🥹

user23 they r so personal to me

user24 do u think they know how much everyone loves them & is jealous of them

user25 absolutely & they love it lol

user26 if they ever break up im done with love

user27 idk who's luckier her or him

user28 they're the definition of soulmates

user29 the world will stop on their wedding day fr

carlossainz55

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carlossainz55 my perfect family

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user30 stop it 😭😭😭

yourusername how did we create somebody so gorgeous😭

landonorris not you asking this as if you both aren't the most conventionally gorgeous people to ever exist

yourusername HAHAH shutup lando you are always slithering around to ruin our sincere moments

landonorris SLITHERING?!

user31 omg slithering 😭😭😭??

user32 lol at lando's comments he's like us

charles_leclerc let me babysit soon

yourbff why you coming for my job

carlossainz55 dont fight over my child

yoursister miss you guys!!

carlossainz55 we will have to come visit soon

yourusername ❤️❤️❤️

user33 put a ring on it carlos

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yourusername night off from baby

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yourbff everyone in the world is in love with you

carlossainz55 right well they need to back off

yourusername tehehe

user37 wow she's unreal

user38 wifeee

carlossainz55 you are so beautiful

yourusername 🥹🥹🥹 i love u

carlossainz55 i love you

landonorris Y/N?? YOU DIDNT INVITE ME??

yourusername ...girls night

landonorris BUT YOU ALWAYS SAY IM ONE OF THE GIRLS

charles_leclerc i wasn't invited either mate

yourusername im so sorry. you guys are grown men though

landonorris no im one of the girls

user39 one of the girls 💀

user40 i love lando & y/n's friendship so bad

carlossainz55

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carlossainz55 our week off so far

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user41 i want her

user42 join the club

charles_leclerc is y/n available for brunch tomorrow

carlossainz55 yes

yourusername i am?

charles_leclerc that is fantastic y/n we will pick you up at 11am

yourusername we?

charles_leclerc yes!! see you then

yourusername ?? WHAT

yourbff aww i love my y/n

carlossainz55 yours?

yourbff yes she is mine! tyvm carlos

yourusername hahahahaha

yourusername i love u both

messages ->

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yourusername posted stories

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yourbff pretty pretty girl

yourusername yup

carlossainz55 i told you you'd enjoy yourself 😊

yourusername yup

user43 omg the brunch with charles?

user44 so effortlessly cool

user45 looks delicious tbh. you not the food

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yourusername posted a story

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user46 brunch & then the beach??

user47 hmmmm

user48 wuu2

user49 charles forcing her to brunch & then this???

carlossainz55 posted a story

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yourbff 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

user50 MY PARENTS

yoursister AHHH!!!!!

landonorris heeheehee

charles_leclerc ur welcome mate

user51 OMG FINALLY

user52 OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

user53 OMG IT'S REAL!!!!

yourusername

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yourusername luckiest girl alive

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landonorris congratulations parents

yourusername aww love u our little lando

charles_leclerc congratulations beauties

liked by yourusername, carlossainz55

yourbff my gorgeous girl with her beautiful daughter and some guy

yoursister the most beautiful amazing woman you've ever seen and then.....carlos

yourusername mean girls!!

carlossainz55 no they're right perhaps?

user54 LOL barbie & ken vibes

danielricciardo CONGRATULATIONSSSS 🥳

liked by yourusername, carlossainz55

lewishamilton congratulations ❤️

liked by yourusername, carlossainz55

user55 😭 so happy for them

user56 im obsessed with them.

user57 best couple on the grid period

user58 the most beautiful family ever. SO JEALOUS!!!

THE END ❤️

#f1 #f1 fanfic #f1 fic #f1 imagine #f1 smau #f1 x reader #smau #carlos sainz #cs55 #cs55 x reader #cs55 imagine #ferrari #cs55 fluff #maddie's smau

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sabo-has-my-heart · 2 years

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Hello! I’ve read the rules so i hope i wont mess up :,) (i would want the characters luffy and zoro seperatly for this one if you can only do one then pls luffy)

I would like to know if you could do a one piece angsty oneshot where the boys are in a battle with someone strong and while they were distracted (you can come with something like there was smoke so they couldn’t see or they were thrown into the water) when suddenly they hear s/o scream and when they turn around they see the enemy stabbed s/o in the left side of the chest(thats where the heart is~😙!) so the boys thought s/o died (so they got mad or sad and like suddenly were able to defeat the enemy) and then they walked up to your lying body ready to grief until s/o opens their eyes and be like „wtf?? How“ and says „don’t worry…i have Dextrocardia“ (its when the heart is on the right side) ofc those two/he doesn’t know what that means but hurried to chopper to heal u so later on some comfort since s/o is getting healed and later s/o explains what that means (unless chopper already told) and they are actually insecure about it thats why they never told them.

I totally get it if you decline this request it is kinda complicated lol

If you then thank you i tried my best with my broken english XD

don't worry, your english is great, this was an interesting piece to write, I really enjoyed it. I hope you don't mind Luffy being a little OOC, I see him reacting very badly to an s/o dying.

Warnings: dark!Luffy, mentions of possible death,

Word Count: 1220

Many of the battles they’d fought were difficult, Luffy ending up unconscious at the end of far too many of them. This one was different though, you couldn’t just punch your way through your opponents this time. They weren’t just stronger, they were smarter, faster, they seemed to know more about the crew than most people you fought, countering attacks, seeming to fall back only to surge forward once they had you where they wanted you, to say nothing of their abilities or weapons. None of you noticed what was happening until you were screaming in pain, staring at the sword protruding from the left side of your chest. Your eyes widened as you began to fall, vision growing blurry as you fell to the ground. You heard Luffy screaming, you could hear the pain in his voice.

Luffy’s world seemed to stop as he watched you fall to the ground, eyes falling closed. No, no he couldn’t lose you! He’d lost enough already, he couldn’t lose you too! Something in Luffy snapped, the young man’s eyes darkening, a wave seeming to wash over his opponents, many of them foaming at the mouth as they collapsed, unconscious. The young man wasn’t a demon like Zoro or Robin, he wasn’t a ‘monster’ like Sanji. Watching you fall to the ground, Luffy became something far worse. A God of destruction, of death, a force the likes of which the world had never seen as he faced the remaining enemies that were still conscious. Normally he was running into battle, quickly taking down his enemies, but this Luffy, this creature of ruin, walked forward with purpose, a terrifying sense of calm as they began to attack the boy once more, only to be blocked or countered with ease. None of the Straw Hats dared to stop Luffy or get in his way as Chopper rushed over to you. Those who didn’t run were quickly defeated, what state their enemies were in, however, was questionable, but in Luffy’s frame of mind, he couldn’t be bothered to care, the look morphing into one of terror and fear as the last man fell, his mind returning to you. In an instant, Luffy was by your side, Chopper kneeling by your side, the sword that once pierced your chest by your side. Chopper seemed to be applying something to your wound, the blood that should be pouring from the wound seemed to have stopped as Luffy slowly reached out, his hand shaking as he gently caressed your cheek, smearing blood against your skin as tears started to fall. A groan left your lips, your head turning towards Luffy, eyes opening, looking at your lover.

“Y/n…. you…. You…” the tears fell faster as Luffy pulled you close only for you to cry out in pain.

“Careful, Luffy! The stab wound wasn’t fatal yet but she’s still seriously wounded!” Chopper said, reaching out towards you, Luffy nodding as he gently lowered you to the ground, letting Chopper return to tending to your wounds.

“H-how? You were stabbed.” Luffy asked, confused by the pained smile on your lips.

“It’s called Dextrocardia, my heart’s over here.” you said, pointing to the right side of your chest, “They missed anything vital.” you croaked out, still smiling at him.

“It’s a miracle, really. They missed your main arteries, your lungs, everything.” Chopper explained, Luffy nodding as his smile started to return.

“You’ll get better though, right?” Luffy asked hopefully. You wanted to laugh, you really did, but with the pain and the wound, you couldn’t, simply nodding instead.

“It’ll take time for the wound to heal, but she’ll be just fine. We need to get her back to the ship though, we need to be very careful.” Chopper said, though Luffy didn’t hear anything past she’ll be fine. You would be alright, that’s all that mattered.

**~~**~~**~~**

Zoro hated to be separated from you during battles like this, he couldn’t look out for you. It wasn’t that he didn’t think you couldn't handle yourself, you were a Straw Hat, you were plenty strong, but he preferred to have you where he could protect you in the off chance you needed it. It wasn’t until he heard a cry of pain that he was able to find where you’d gone, his blood running cold. Blood was soaking into your clothes, a bullet wound piercing your chest where your heart should be. Zoro never thought he could feel this much pain as he cried out your name. It couldn’t be, not to you, anybody but you! Swords in hand, he became a demonic whirlwind of blades and fury. Cutting down enemies, he didn’t realize they’d ‘won’ until Luffy was stopping him, letting the remaining opponents run away. Zoro turned to you, his swords dropping to the ground as he fell to his knees. How had this happened to you? Why you? He would have gladly taken your place if it meant you would still be in this world. Your smile brightened his world, without you, could he even continue to chase his dream? Watching on, he saw Chopper ordering the crew around, though what the reindeer was saying, he wasn’t sure. The world around him didn’t seem to register as he stared at your body, only snapping out of it when Sanji carefully picked up your body.

“Don’t you touch her!” Zoro shouted, rushing forward, only to have dozens of hands holding him back, Robin stopping him from moving forward.

“He needs to get her back to the ship quickly before she dies, Zoro!” Robin said, drawing Zoro’s attention, the man looking rather shocked. You were alive? But he’d seen it, the bullet went right through your heart, you should be dead. Still, Robin wouldn’t lie about this, could you really still be alive?

Time seemed to pass by in a blur as he sat by your side, begging for you to live. Chopper had told him how you’d survived. Dextrocardia, your heart wasn’t where it should be. The bullet had missed, it had pierced a lung, but according to Chopper, that would heal. Seeing your eyes flutter open, Zoro’s world seem to brighten before blurring with tears. He wanted to pull you into his arms, wanted to hold you, the only thing stopping him being Chopper’s warning of how much pain you’d be in.

“You’re awake.” he stated, smiling at you, brushing some hair back.

“I think death would hurt less.” you joked, smiling at him, the man chuckling in response.

“Why didn’t you tell me your heart was on the right?” Zoro asked, not sure what else to say.

“It wasn’t important, so my heart isn’t where it’s supposed to be, it doesn’t affect my ability to love you or my ability to be a straw hat.” you said, trying to shrug, only to wince in pain. Zoro’s eyes widened slightly, worried about your well being.

“You… you shouldn’t move, you’re still healing.” Zoro said, taking your hand in his, his thumb rubbing the back of your hand, “I’ll take care of you until you’re better though. Just don’t scare me like that again.” Zoro said, making you smile and nod. You wouldn’t leave him, you couldn’t leave him, you loved him too much to leave such a reckless man alone.

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playertwotails · 1 year

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Kitsune Tails AU time.

This is mostly coming from the fact that Tails two tails plus the seven chaos emeralds is nine and my brain won’t stop trying to make a connection between the two. (i know basic math wow so amazing have a whole college degree and everything to show for it). Is there a connection lore wise absolutely not...but that wont stop my string and cork board conspiracy brain from trying to find a connection anyways.

So this Au starts when all the characters are just a little older (like maybe by like 5ish years or something idk) and Sonic and Tails are fighting Eggman for the chaos emeralds their age old song and dance. And for what ever reason just Tails goes super by himself for the first time to beat Eggman.

When he gets out of super form though only 6 emeralds leave him and scatter the 7th stays....and now he has a third tail.

Queue panicked and confused screaming from Tails and Sonic cause

“WHY DO YOU HAVE A NEW TAIL?????!!!!??”

“I DON’T KNOW YOU USE THE EMERALDS ALL TIME AND I DON”T SEE YOU SPROUTING NEW LIMBS!!!”

So they’re both distressed cause WTF??? is going on and take that confused screaming panic all the way to Angel Island to visit the only expert they know, Knuckles.

He has no idea either what is happening and is somewhat freaked out too (he’s a lot freaked out but he’s not gonna show it cause even he didn’t know the emeralds could give people limbs) and queue his yelling hysterics of

“SONIC WHAT DID YOU DO???!!”

“I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING!!!!”

But Knuckles does try the age old tradition of punch the emerald out of Tails....the emerald stays in and Tails goes through a tree.

After a bit of meditating on it though Knuckles can sense the emerald inside Tails will eventually come out and it’s transferring some kind of power to Tails. As for the extra tail he has no idea what the fuck that’s about they’re on their own with that one.

Sonic is of course concerned cause his little brother just gained a new limb randomly and no one has any idea what that means. So him and Tails set off to go find out what all this is about (Sonic gets real bad at hovering over Tails and constantly checking on him through all this, cause like people don’t just grow tails, lol, randomly and he doesn't know how this may effect Tails and is just worried)

Eventually the chaos emerald does pop out and scatter off to one of the random four corners the emeralds tend to go off to to recharge (it’s not drained of power just low battery pretty much from what ever it just did to Tails). And it’s around this time that they find information on Kitsune and all that lore.

Queue another freak out from Tails cause “WHAT DO YOU MEAN I MAY POTENTIALLY LIVE HUNDREDS OF YEARS!! WHERE’S SILVER DID HE KNOW ABOUT THIS??? DOES HE KNOW ME IN THE FUTURE???!!” (somewhere Silver just suddenly has a sense of dread someone’s mad at him for some reason)

Idk just a silly little AU that’s been on the brain have fun people.

#kitsune au #tails kitsune au #miles tails prower #tails the fox #knuckles the echidna #knuckles the enchilada #sonic the hedgehog #tails just having an existential crisis

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twsthc · 10 months

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scarabia angst headcanons 🌞💔

⚠️ warnings: food anxiety, self destructive behavior, possible OCD triggers, kalim

last updated: july 30, 2023

KALIM AL-ASIM 🦦

has C-PTSD from the constant threat of death

mostly gets nightmares, flashbacks, anxious, etc of when he was poisoned and kidnapped or when jamil was poisoned "for" him

has coughed up blood, has seen jamil cough up blood

really tries to hide how much it still gets him so he doesnt worry anyone

super light sleeper. a cockroach tap the wall and his eyes would fly open

has food anxiety

needs someone to test the food before he does, or he needs to know jamil prepared it or he wont eat it

after his first time getting poisoned he wouldnt eat jamils cooking either

after jamil's OB, he stopped cooking and contacting kalim and things really spiraled out of control

stopped eating/drinking anything until he was forced to

was literally bmi 0.001 until a teacher had to step in and force some goat cheese down his throat

parents would pay for material items for their kids but not therapy

i think kalim might have done some crazy shit to make his parents notice him out of the quintillion other kids they have

also he was raised by servants instead of his own mother

because of all this Mental Illness (specifically C-PTSD) he does get panic attacks, as one with anxiety disorders does

he uses pain to ground himself in stressful moments (mostly his nails)

digs them into his palms or thighs, whatever hes closer to

or he scratches himself until he refocuses

got especially bad after jamils ob. imagine the person who kept u safe and basically raising u coming out and saying he secretly hated u

me personally i would kms

probably cries himself to sleep

type of fellow to be super happy one moment then hear a sad/soft song then become svicidal (me when im having a great day then hear any song by Lamp)

JAMIL VIPER 🐍

fully believe jamil has NPD

after growing up in an environment where he was put behind everyone else, his brain desperately needed to be put first

its really hard to find good symptoms of this disorder without seeing bullshit like "10 signs your partner is a narcissist" omfg

some ACTUAL symptoms of a narcassistic disorder (for jamil):

he has poor coping skills, often projects his anger onto others, has trouble maintaining relationships, often requires praise or he might feel obsolete/depressed

too good at hiding his feelings even in shitty situations

has boiling anger issues but is able to keep them repressed (at his own cost)

after his OB, he distanced himself from kalim to process

after 2-ish weeks, they talked it out and set some boundaries

the first week jamil didnt force-wake kalim up, kalim was consistently late to all her earlier classes and struggled a shit ton with work loads

she couldnt even pick out her own outfits without jamil going "that ones fine, now hurry up" every few seconds

had to establish that kalim needed to learn how to live without jamils coddling

kalim agreed ofc but still felt a little lonely without her usual schedule

also has anxiety from being poisoned, and still has lingering memories of being so worried when kalim was kidnapped

i also think jamil has OCD :3

"if i dont do ABC then kalim with XYZ"

has other impulses (flicking lights on and off, needing to feel "even" on both sides)

i hope someone w ocd reads this and understands wtf im talking about

when someone steps on your foot so you have to step on the other one or youll throw up because you dont feel the same amount of pain on both sides

#twisted wonderland #twst headcanons #kalim al asim #jamil viper #scarabia #angst #ocd girlies wya #twsthc

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subskz · 1 year

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LATE CHANNIE DAY ASK incredibly soft bc.................... uhm.... this is nonayobtac btw

the feelings I have for this man are unreal..... PLEASE BE MY GF CHANNIE PLSSSSS I AM HNNGGGHGHH I WONT U <3

but yes oh to spoil channie rotten during channie day, even though he protests and wants to take care of you aswell you shush him w a gentle smile and lay him down on his bed heehee

caressing his body slowly, running your hands over his thighs up to his hips, gently rubbing his hips a little, under his shirt and up his cutie tummy and up to his boobs where you gently press your fingers into his nipples, growing hard underneath your cold fingertips, lifting his shirt all the way when you reach his clavicle (?) and gesturing for him to take it off completely🥰🥰 he does so kinda eagerly heehee, then realizes and shyly starts wrapping his arms around his body trying to hide it from your view

you just gently press kisses to his arms while rubbing his hips, hoping to make him feel comfortable and safe (😏) enough to willingly show off his body to you heehee but until then you lean up and now you're pressing kisses on his shoulder, up his neck and jaw until reaching his face, and when he relaxes his scrunched up nose and face and carefully opens his eyes then you drop a few compliments in between each kiss on his face (avoiding his lips for now🤭) and channie really has to fight back tears and he really wants to protest but he can't seem to get a word out, feeling so loved and seen when you name specific things you know about him and he unwraps his arms from his body and around you😭😭🫂🫂🫂 stopping your kissing for a second and just holding him with more reassuring words that you're being serious and that you wish he could see himself through your eyes

he lets himself cry into your shoulder while you gently pat his hair, or lift away from him a little to wipe his tears wordlessly as he sniffles and sobs letting it all go🫂 (poor baby oof I adore him so much)

after he calms down he shyly apologizes and you obvs reassure him that there is no reason to!!! after a little check in if he still wants to keep going yes averts his eyes a little before nodding🤭 baby wants you to be closer than ever🥰

and whatever you do afterwards, grinding on him, sucking the SOUL out of his dick etc etc he always needs to hold you somehow, rubbing your thighs and hips or holding your hand while you go down on him... baby just needs to feel you somehow😭😭

oof I'm feeling soft for him wtf..... also thinking abt massaging his dick, squirting mf lube into your hands and using the mf twister combo on him DOUBLE HOMICIDE ownrlen and like bringing him so close to cumming and then taking a little break before using a different technique like rubbing your palm around the head of his dick or tightening your grip w every inch of getting closer to the head of his dick etc etc

making him cum so many times until he's totally fucked out and face is so incredibly flushed and he's so sweaty and littol heartie hearts form in his eyes and he's so desperate to cum more for you (ever the people pleaser huh) and HBNNNGGGNG CHANNIE MY CUMTOY🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

man..... okay ENOUGH before I get mean againq dlenrlwlrm

CHANNIE DAY 😭💗 i cant believe we’ve been stuck in a timeloop since oct 3rd and it’s actually still channie day and i’m not at all a month late to answering this beautifully detailed heart-melting ask <3

a day where you have the perfect excuse to spoil and pamper channie to your heart’s content without him being able to whine and beg for you to let him do smth in return 🥰 him taking off his shirt immediately when you order him to but then crossing his arms over his chest when he sees the way you’re staring and the embarrassment sets in…the most channie thing on earth 😭 so eager to please you but still so shy

sweet baby squirming and squeezing his thighs together as you kiss every inch of his body…giggling awkwardly when you murmur praises bc he knows you won’t allow him to deny them <3 the feelings of your mouth all over him as you rub his hips makes him so dizzy he lets his guard down a bit, and when you whisper to him that his arms are so nice but you wanna see what’s behind them too he lets them fall and uncovers himself so you can kiss and suck on his tummy n chest 🥰

crying bc he feels so overwhelmed w love and doesn’t know how to handle it…i’m absolutely inconsolable over this ㅠㅠ once the tears start flowing he can’t stop n it’s almost cathartic to sob so freely into your arms like that…n of course once he’s calmed down a bit you might as well make him feel better by drowning him in pleasure!! turning those cute sniffles into moans and making him cum over and over until he’s too blissed out to think anymore <3

#ask #catboy anon #💌 channie #long post #the emotional dmg of this one…gonna take a while to recover 😓🙏 nonayobtac strikes again they are out of CONTROL!#ALSO THE SMIRK NEXT TO SAFE TOOK ME OUT PLEASE 😭😭😭

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multifandoms27-blog · 2 years

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Seto Kaiba pre-relationship headcanons pt. 2

Content: MORE SETOOOOO <3

Warnings: Uhhh none I don't think

Notes: Part 2 hehe. Part 1 here

~*~*~*

OKAY. So to add on to before, I don't think Kaiba would pay a whole lot of attention to you until he finally gets some time off to go on a vacation with Mokuba, and Mokuba wants you to come with

It's clear that the younger Kaiba brother looks up to you so much already, and he texts you while you're in school all the time, so much that Kaiba's had to tell him to stop so you can focus on your studies

Mokuba actually gave Seto your number, he just has yet to text you back lol

So, Seto agrees to let you come along on the vacation. He texts you during school (after he just told Mokuba not to smh) and just fucking tells you that you're going. Doesn't check to see if it's okay LMFAO

You're just kinda staring at your phone before texting your parents/guardians that you'll be going on vacay with the Kaiba's.

(Forgive me, I've never been outside of America so I don't know what this is like) Seto and Mokuba are set on going to the Carribean, so you packed your bags and went with them

Seto, now relaxing by the poolside while you and Mokuba play in the pool, he's scrolling through social media on his iPad when he gets hit on the head with a beach ball

He looks up and Mokuba is hiding behind you, both of you looking terrified

He puts the iPad down. “Yes?”

“U-Umm…maybe put the tech down and…spend time with us?” You say, not so confidently.

"I have wor-"

"But it's a vacation, Kaiba." You retort. "C'mon...live a little. At least for Mokuba?"

Seto sighs and puts the iPad down, taking off his shirt and jumping into the pool, splashing both of you.

Seto is actually surprisingly easy to get along with, as seen when he resurfaced and immediately pounced on you and Mokuba.

"You wanted me to put down the tech!" He says.

Seto will take pictures of you, him and Mokuba before going out on dinners or to nearby beaches, or just even out anywhere. Seto's actually big on capturing the moment, change my mind.

When he posts the pictures, he'll tag you in them, surprising everybody at home. Joey would comment some shit like “WOAH (nickname) YOU WEREN’T KIDDING 🤯🤯🤯”

If Seto finds you two asleep, he'll drape a blanket over the two of you (and may just give you a lil smooch on the forehead before reeling back and being like "wtf why did I do that")

He'd also be watching a movie with you two and Mokuba falls asleep, leaning against you. You both snicker and make sure the blanket is keeping him warm.

"Thank you, Kaiba. For the vacation." You beam tiredly.

"Hm? Of course." Seto responds.

"Can I lean against you...? I'm a little tired..." You'd yawn.

"mhm." Seto nods, not taking his eyes off of the movie.

You lean against him, head on his shoulder, and you slowly fall asleep on him. He'd look down at you and give you a soft smile, once again leaning in and kissing your forehead, less shocked that he did it this time.

Mokuba catches on to Seto's growing feelings for you before he does, and teases him about it.

"You like (Y/n)!"

"What? Mokuba, that's preposterous."

"Admit it! You like her!"

"No, I do not!"

"Okay, so you wont mind if she goes on a date with Yugi, hm?" Mokuba smirks.

"Don't you dare!" Seto retorts.

"HA!"

Once y'all get back home, there's already many rumors that you and Seto are dating. Now people at school hang off of you like tree sap on a tree trunk.

Seto doesn't answer the rumors. Mokuba is begging him to just ask you out, Seto is trying to figure out his feelings, and you're wondering why Seto hasn't answered the rumors yet. It's a mess.

Eventually, Seto finally mans up.

He comes home late once again, you're just scrolling through your phone on the couch.

"What're you still doing here?"

"I wanted to talk to you, Seto."

"Fitting. I also have something I need to talk to you about." He's fucking nervous.

"You go first, then."

Seto then confesses how he feels about you, and how he wants to pursue a romantic relationship with you.

"...Well that partially goes along with what I was gonna say."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah. I was gonna say, either deny or confirm those dating rumors and either reject me or date me."

Guess you're dating now <3

Probably gonna make part 3?

#seto kaiba x reader #seto kaiba x you #seto kaiba #yugioh #ygo #ygo fanfiction #duel monsters #ygo duel monsters

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pparkermedia · 2 years

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hi ! i have a request. An au where y/n gets hired into marvel/mcu and she has a major crush on tom holland. She has to keep things professional but he keeps teasing her here and there cus he knows she has a major crush on him. Smut can be applied too🫣🫣

thank you, peaches and sorry for the wait! 🤍

UNDER THE INFLUENCE- TOM HOLLAND

WARNINGS: corky tom, you being shy, mentions of sex

NOTE: good morning, its 8 am here and im on my way to my microeconomics class🥲 anyway, heres the long waited requested 😭 thank you for waiting. ALSO THANK YOU FOR +100 FOLLOWER🤍

also between the insta posts are the picture descriptions and commenst (:

MASTERLIST

description: she is red like a tomato but wont show her. i made her red.

yournname: thats just blush from mask today. dont flatter yourself, holland

tomholland2013: didnt know, you where in mask earlier. @ yourname

tomsfoot: pls guys

justicetom: uhmm, whats going on

whosatlas: IS THIS MY SISTER ON A BOYS IG???

whosela: @ whosatlas they grow up so fast

yourname: GUYS STOP IT

flowersam: the queen died

description: got of from facetime with him. what is he shaving off??

tomholland2013: my beard???

yourname: what beard? @ tomholland2013

zendaya: omggg ynnnn

lifeisaloha: let my white boi rest for a bit

tommyfan: i think he looks great

whosatlas: he‘s shaving his clearly visible beard

tomholland: thank you @ whosatlas

yourname: shut up, you dont have a beard either. just let me have your razor. @ whosatlas

whosela: need it more, tbh @ yourname 🥲

description: do you know the lyrics „your body lightweight speaks to me“? great song.

yourname: omg, stop it.

saddiequeen: are they together??????

yourname: we are not🥲 @ saddiequeen

whosela: loved the dress tho

tomholland2013: me too @ whosela

tommypics: why not?

tomholland2013: yeah, why? @ yourname

description: dress 1 or 2?

ynsunshine: definitely dress 1

zodiacgirl: black dress for sure

whosatlas: probably a dress what covers more of your skin

nonanona: NOT YOUR BROTHER HAHAHS

whosela: 111111!!!!!

tomholland: prefer the one naked

whosatlas: THATS MY SISTER @ tomholland2013

description: MATERIAL GIRL 💅🏻

whosatlas: wtf

yourname: oh no

zendaya: ha ha i knew it

whosela: pick up that phone need to show you how atlas is reacting 💀

ೃ༄

taglist;

@pakerdadda - @parker-2 - @icarusafety - @alina02

#peter parker #tom holland #peter parker fic #peter parker smau #tom holland fic #peter parker imagine #mcu!peter #peter parker fanfic #peter parker smut #peter parker x reader #peter parker x you #tom holland imagine #tom holland smau #peter parker fluff #tom holland fanfiction #tom holland fluff #tom holland smut #tom holland x reader #tom holland x you

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violetteheaven · 7 months

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Okay its 1am im gna answer all of these #imnormal😋

1. Cbmi 17.2 WTF🤬

2. I am 158cm / 5’2 i stopped growing a little after my ed developed so im kind of stuck at the height of little me😭

3. Idk but any weird and off putting doll like character my ed will EAT UP (ironic am i right) like just having a sick and off putting weird scary presence

4. Boy idk

5. To be pure and cleaaaan and to distance myself from what ive been in the past, to not be desired by anyone except bf❤️❤️, to have people care idk

6. Nooo not really the closest is like i chew a TON of sweet and greasy shit i crave but i always spit it out so its kind of a “c/s binge” but obvi its not rlly the same

7. They noticed my behaviors at like bmi 23 and acted like i was dying like okay☠️☠️

8. Ballet class, occasional crosstraining, walking and pacing plus currently doing a two week everyday workout challenge loool for fun

9. Not sm but growing up chubby is like🙄🙄🙄 you know what people think abt ur weight

10. Idk but i used to love baking and i still sometimes do it but cant enjoy what i make that much 🤧 but its not rlly a big thing

11. Idk😭 i follow a ton of disordered ppl on here and twt so its hard to say

12. Idk anything

13. Unhealthy😭 (realizing now that this isnt necessarily a disordered question thing)

14. 35kg but its more of a gw atp, maybe 29-32 kg 🤷

15. No because i dont live alone and my meals are often not my choice, and my nutritionist wont let meeee but ive been planning on maybe going vegetarian asap

16. Probably when i was like 13 idk i dont remember 😭

17. Yes #queenana🔥

18. Anything sweeeeet and anything eaten with my bf bahshsh

19. This fine evening😊

20. The parasite diet!!! Or get worse diet or character ones

21. Usually XS-S, eur 34☹️☹️☹️ sizes in genreal are so triggering

22. 42,6kg rn!

23. Idk but I remember being super fascinated with ed content when I was younger 😭 it was hard to find though

24. eating disorders and mental illness should not be promoted!!! But they should be talked about more and there should be more harm reduction and awareness spread

25. Nooo i tried but got caught RIGHT IN THE ACT bahshsh so no not my thing

26. People looking at me worried and wondering if im okay🙁❤️❤️❤️

27. Depends on the people and the food but i try to be normal i do not want people to pay attention to my illness because i am very very normal looking not sick

28. YES because ive always been insecure abt my thighs and hips because theyre veeeery wide and ugly and i just wanna be thin and idk dolly jack skellington

29. Being creepy❤️

30. Boy im not doing all that

Thanks yall😋

#ed bllog #tw ana shit #ed not ed sheeran #tw ana diary #tw disordered eating #anorex14 #ed disorder #tw ed diet #ed di3t

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lunarifie · 2 years

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Rewatching Ninjago:

(With no context other than the episode)

Rebooted episode 4–5

Ninjagos so real for understanding that yes, if everyone no longer had technology they would absolutely get into roleplay unknowingly out of boredom

Cole: watch out Nya, these steps are unstable 😄

Jay: WHY DONT YOU WATCH WHERE YOUR STEPPING—

Jay was so on edge. And for what.

Ik Lloyd was forcefully aged and its so evident in this season that he still holds that ‘childlike’ mindset which isn’t his fault and completely natural. What isn’t natural is him being forced to grow up which is sad to see.

I have an urge to draw scales jr in his lil cool bomber jacket :)

Omfg I forgot they have a whole legend with the ninja as the bad guys I remember that pissing me off sm

Nickname 1: Minnows (Darreth to his students)

The serpentines ‘lair’ is such good world building. To read this setting as a scene in a book would be incredible.

I KNEW IT WOULD BE PYTHOR

Also that's embarrassing

Being Pythor

Imagine having beef with a 14 year old

Like dude let it go. You screwed him over when he was 8 don't you think that's enough.

GIVE LLOYD A BREAK GODDAMN

Thank god Garmadons alive but Lloyd doesnt know that wtf

Oh. I guess the serpentine were kinda right about the golden master.

Thats so weird in a philosophical and prophetic sense.

Nickname 2: Airhead (Kai)

They’re already entering the digiverse? It seems a bit early in the season. Im wondering if the rest of the season will be them just surviving in the ‘game’

Kai: are you sure this wont disintegrate us or something?

Cyrus borg: hm 🤔 im not sure! Lets see 😀

Jay was so cool in the digiverse

I feel like out of all the ninja, Jay’s imagination is probably the most expansive and creative

He thinks the most ‘outside the box’ and I find that neat

Kai is such an old man

Kai: Your the one who called me an airhead!!! (directing at Jay)

Cole: uhhh, no, that was me actually.

Jay: stop being so self-conscious and jump 🙄

How about you worry about your fucking self 💀

This is so stressful literally everyone is having a bad time

LETS GO PIXAL

SAMURAI X!!! Nya is so cool.

Garmadon throwing his evil brother out the window in a nindroid costume is the best entrance ever

Lloyd repeating “I am not alone” as he's getting his golden power extracted from him is such a raw line since his whole life all he's been was ‘alone’

I fully believe all he wants is to just have his loved ones by his side peacefully.

Sweetly ironic how Zane is probably the connection and most in touch with family while he himself, being a robot and losing his father, can be seen as the most ‘family-less’.

Those few seconds where Kai couldn't believe in himself must have been so hard. The fear of being the reason they fail.

Confetti!!! Everyone celebrating!!! They defeated the overlord!!!

Lloyd: crippled in a burning self-destructive airship.

GIVE THIS BOY A BREAK

Overlord escaping from his casket: I... Am freeeee.

Ah, so that's why we still have half a season to go.

#lego ninjago #ninjago #Rewatching Ninjago #this was my most character analytical post

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frogbestfriend · 2 months

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Good morning everyone i just wanna be stupid sentimental on this lovely sunday morning:

one of my cousins who ive lived with ever since the beginning of my time, is gonna get married next year to her crazy, rotten-vibed guy (my personal opinion, but im tellin ya: this guy told her that he didnt wanna get distracted when he was studying for his law licensure exam but told her not to 'ignore' him (she asked him if he wanted to "break up" for a bit so he wont need to worry abt 'distractions') then broke up with her (years after) and MADE HER CHOOSE between him and her career (like wtf? Thats such an insane thing to do?)) and honestly im very happy for her that she will finally get married (i had a feeling that she wanted to get married already but was just patiently waiting for her boyfriend to propose maybe?) But also the last time she actually told me something (as in a whole sentence) was when she told me to back off and stop talking to her boyfriend (which is also an insane thing to do methinks) and she never apologized for that so im kinda bitter abt it cus. Look. CRINGE but yeah well im an only child and my cousins are basically my siblings. My SISTERS. And that last thing she told me really hurt me cus all that time we spent together growing up, she just forgot and threw away for some shitty mannered guy 😭🥺

But anyway, nevertheless, i really REALLY do hope that she doesn't end up in a miserable marriage and if she ever moves out of our family home im really gonna miss her genuinely and yeah we're both shitty to each other now, me more than her maybe, but i still love her so much and i just wanna hug her when i see her but also im craving for that apology that i may never ever get maybe but that will just be a little secret between me and the sun, and you abd me maybe.

I think i am going to die.

#txt

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wejustvibing · 2 months

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Some of his "fans" are just turning up to be awful like i seriously didn't get the humor yesterday with the "almost got outqualified with a fetus" "almost got beaten by someone born in 2005" like ffs are they real?? what i know is lewis is always seeing and reading everything even if he doesn't share much i think we all established that longtime ago so what was the point of this exactly because i myself didn't laugh at it all i saw this as embarrassing for lewis coming from his fans who are supposed to be there for him in his darkest hours not turn everything into a joke!!! and why the fuck are they blaming him now?? he did no mistake the car is not great what is he supposed to do with it exactly? give it to charles max lando or anyone there they wont know how to coppyy with it ffs and it's been three fucking years with mercedes atp people are forgetting that now it's their fucking job to deliver a good car not LEWIS but no we've come to a point where his supposed actual fans are calling him washed or age is getting up to him and he should focus less on other activities like wtf is wrong with them if we're in so much sorrow for him can they even imagine what he's been feeling and going through the last three years with AD21 ofc!!! like grow up ffs and if lewis is now "embarrassing" you now then just simply get out of the way ffs and stop talking about him and he sure for hell doesn't need people who will only love him in his happy successful days :) i thought we had to handle his haters didn't know we've come a path were we have to handle his own "fans"

they're just sad watching the bragging rights being taken away. i'm glad i missed most of it but from the surface and whatever that was shared with me it's definitely not been the best sm moment. yea, he truly doesn't even need haters the team and his own fans are enough. because what do you mean third year into the regs and this team is still learning the car (idgaf if they've completely changed the concept boohoo) but it's lewis who is getting shitted on by his own fans?

#anonymous

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me: nothing ever makes any sense to me.

happypills: well, ... thats just simply not true..

me: why do you always have to take things so literally, ugh. cant you, just .... okay??? ..... like, please?

happypills:.... ummmm... okay whaut??

me: like, idk.. just listen to the things i say as poetry??

happypills: LOL.. try to be more poetic then.

“nothing ever makes any sense to me”???

like cmon, wtf is that??? ohhhh boi.

me: okay, ok. fine.

how about,

the universe stopped moving for me,... but everyone and everything keeps moving.

happypills: lollllll. i dont think you get poetry...

me: okay, you PILL, why dont you try?

happypills: okay. hmmm hm *clears throat .. I AM ROUND.

me: ......

....

wait, is that it???

happypills: it speaks volumes, i know.

me: nono. you cant shit on me for mine and give THAT>....

happypills: okay, ok. how about,

“.. I AM ROUND.

.. and. ...

I AM A PILL”

me: yea,.. i think your neurochemistry is limited to the literal...

happypills: YO, my neurochemistry is the mothapilling physical world and experience..... ... ..bitch.

me: WHOAhh. whoa.. okay. my bad. idk what that means, but like yo, what you just said sounded more poetic than, “i am round, and i am a pill”

happypills: oh truth bro. TRUTH.

me: -_-;

happypills:well fine, then,... ** leans back on chair and swings legs

...whats it like?

me: whats what like?

happypills: living in a froozzeeen space?

me: i said “stopped” not frozen.

happypills: oh, so now my poetic metaphors arent appreciated??

me: LOL. okay. haha yea. i mean, it is cold anyhow... when things stop moving... and everything is “frozen”...

but ... you know,

when they say that movement is life. like a flowing water. and a water cut off from the flow, is dead water.

i get it.

but did you know that in Antarctica, in caves of frozen glacier, there are microbials -- an entire ecosystem -- in the frozen water?? the glaciers, they grow around rocks, and from the sediments they pick up these organisms, idk, but.. yea... apparently there are like

ALOT of them. teeming with life...

So, you know... things happen here and there.

even though its slow. but. even in frozen spaces, there is some form of life.

happypills: Huh,... microbials. LOL. sounds funny, hehehehe.

me:is that... thats.. what youre getting out of this?

happypills: nono. imagine all those generations of little microbials stuck in the ice and they get into conflicts within one another, like, “HEY. you! youre more micro than i am. get behind mehhh. its my turn at the air pocket!!” but pwahaha everyone is so slow that it takes another millenia to even cut the line.

me: yea.................... i dont think micro things think that deeply.

happypills: .......... , *crosses his arms and glares, yo -- thats fucking offensive

thats like.

racist.

me: i dont think you understand what that means.

happypills: okay FINE. its at least specist though.

me: ohhhoho. oh wow. whered you learn that? a “specist”?? yea im fucking specist. humans have a united front.

happypills: LOLLLL...

me: ... hahahahhahahaha. yea. okay,

more like

... a deep fear of the unknown, and we will unite behind what we know.. front.

happypills: ohhh please. wont even matter.

once all those glaciers start melting. and pouring all those microbials into the ocean and around the woorld.

OHHhhh jeeez.

humanity is in for a ride.

me: oh shit.....

actually though. hahha. my gawd. itll be like covid-3019. ice age edition.

happypills: lololol

me: hahahha.....

...

happypills: ... ... .. wait. wait. am i frozen too then????

me: whadya mean?

happypills: like, if things are stopped for you. and im with you all the time.

like.

frozen too???

me: ehhhh, well...

not so bad

right???

happypills: jerk. i cant believe this...

but, actually, you know what???

maybe ,... the universe will start moving for meh.. ...when youuu finally die???

oh boi.... OH BOI. imagine that... *stares out across the edge of the universe

... ill finally be able to MOVE.

and just... FEEL the spaceeee.

me: ... -_-;; like, i know were all eager for me to pass, but jeez.

happypills: ohhh dont even worryyy. i got you

that time, ill take you with meh.

me: oh jeez. thanks. thats the kindest death threat ever.

happypills: LOLL. ah nahhh, i didnt mean it like that; im in nooooh rush.

i mean, cmonnnn. THIS view with you...

*both happypills and i stare out into space.

eh,...notthatbad.

me: PWAHAHA.... yea... not so bad.

- happypills

#happypills

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public-school-quotes · 1 year

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(submitted by someone i wish i could tag not my shit whoever did this because tumblr won’t let me see it i love you)

i am just going to make a masterpost of my school’s shenanigans

a: “ill tell you where its from after we get outta hearing range of (teacher). dont wanna get in trouble“ has gotten in trouble for swearing^

b: “(name) most of the things you say would get you in trouble”

a: “.. fair”

c (teacher) was proctoring and so we were in another classroom. he walked in, and immediately said “whats up knuckleheads”

d: “bbq beans???? its 07:11!!!”

e: “yeah”

f: “hand or mouth?”

g: “teeth”

f: “no”

h: “no”

a“please add arson (to a story) if you didn’t already”

b“that’s their first date wtf”

b“i want to add a dark turn to my story but half of the characters are already dead”

a “kill another”

b “hes gonna die later!”

a “whats wrong with a necromancy”

b“he already died once already!”

a“whats wrong with a SECOND necromancy?”

b“he only has 9 lives”

a“what about 100th necromancy?”

a“stab and run!”- quoting a list of crimes

b“thats a 6 year old”

a“what”

b”ripping out organs wasnt an issue”

a”oh thats just tuesday!”

b”what are you scared of?”

a“someone opening my writing app and reading it… (this bitch wrote porn!)and also the koolaid man.”

b”ohyeah”

(about pot stickers (the food)at school)

a “the outside of this tastes like pasta… lasagna ass bitch”

d: a

a: yea?

d: go home!

a: ok (turns around and leaves, mom picked her up)

“let go of the tree!”

“it makes oxygen for me i love it”

i just. saw a kid taking a swig of honey. it is nine in the morning. why. i am in fear

a “i dont care if its good i care if its done because mine sure isnt”

b “insurance???”

b “but seriously. how do you tone (english class)”

a “………….. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”

c “austria said ‘its mine! kick rocks.’”

c “austria said ‘i want to control it all because i have problems and therapy doesn’t exist yet’”

c “idk what you learn in b r a i n c l a s s” about psychology

i “i will cut out your spleen if you dont”

a “…”

i “jokes on u im into that shit”

a “do i even have a spleen?????”

i “NOT WHEN IM DONE WITH YOU!!! YOU WONT HAVE A PROBOSCUS. wait do you know how to spell that cuz i sure dont”

c throwing a basketball at the hoop “LEEBRON”

he missed

c “for michael jacksons legacy” missed bball shot

c “theres some guy! hanging from a Thing there!”

c “hes crying on a donkey! name something more sad!”

a“crying not on a donkey, donkeys are expensive”

a kid showed off his playboy hoodie to our teacher. she did not know where the logo is from and he walks a free man

a (hands croc to a mf): i entrust you with this to protect yourself and the money

g immediately: threateans a known kleptomaniac with the croc in defence of 5 high-schoolers pizza money

i took a yearbook picture of my friend pretending to draw in a notebook with a stylus for a touchscreen. will they notice? will they put it in the yearbook? who knows! only time will tell!

a “the pile of ppl are growing!”

a “there is a guy on the floor here. .. he is scuttling..”

g “hey colonoscopy man. leave.”

colonoscopy man “you talked to jesus didn’t you”

g “colonoscopy man leave”

j “stop mistreating- manhandling my banana”

honorable mention: molotov soaptail which caused emotional support among us

#submission #i am sorry for this much stuff my school is floridian #public school #school #quotes #inspirational #inspiring quotes #teachers #teacher #school quotes #i love you #i support every decision you make #do it #except not the bad things #be alive #being alive is great

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