#[[ headcanon ]]

[incorrectbatfam]

how would his goons would react if Red Hood randomly de-aged and kept asking for “dad” (Batman)?”

Goon #1: I guess we're dad now.

Goon #2: We?

Goon #1: Yes, we. I'm taking you down with me.

Baby Jason: I'm hungry.

Goon #1: You got any food?

Goon #2: Just an energy bar.

Goon #1: That works. Feed him while I figure a way outta here.

Goon #2:

Jason:

Goon #2: *shoves the energy bar in Jason's mouth like a pacifier*

#jason todd #red hood #batman #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #headcanon #tw food mention

[lillysbigwilly]

Childhood | LN4 smau

in which… they have loved each other since they were little - very very short smau

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yourusername

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yourusername from loving you when we where just kids to following you around the world while you race. there’s no one else i’d want to spend my life with, i loved you then, i love you now and i’ll love you forever my lando <3

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landonorris my forever xx

lanyn everyone’s favourite grid couple

oscarpiastri okay this is cute but stop being gross in the garage

landonorris

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landonorris my forever girl! always glad that my mum made me play with her best friends kid when we were little, over twenty years of loving you, i can’t wait to tell our future children that you are the only person i’ve ever loved

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lnfour everybody’s favourite wag and her driver boyfriend

carlossainz55 the cutest❤️

yourusername omg i haven’t seen these photos in forever!

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f1updates after over twenty years of being together, lando norris and childhood lover y/n norris (formerly l/n) tied the knot without a single clue of even being engaged!

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yourusername & landonorris

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yourusername & landonorris HONEYMOON FEVER🏝️

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#fanfic #headcanon #f1 smau #f1 x reader #f1 fanfic #f1 #lando norizz #lando norris smau #lando norris x reader #lando norris

[mostlymarvelsstuff]

What are your thoughts on older intersex Nat with younger, naive/innocent reader? Mainly NSFW thoughts please, but also how does she act with reader in public? Or does she? 👀

- 🐈‍⬛

Nat definitely has R wearing skirts a lot. Readers too innocent to realize it's because it makes bending her over to fuck whenever she pleases a lot easier. All Nat has to do is slide the skirt up and the panties to the side and she can slide right in. R just thinks Nat finds her cute in skirts, which she does. But Nats also all for ease of access.

Nat makes R call her Daddy. R doesn't really understand why, but Nat assures her it's just because of how she takes care of R. "Well, I do all the thinking detka, and I take care of you. That makes me deserving of a title, doesn't it?"......"yes...Daddy" it drives Nat wild anytime she hears R say it.

One of Nats favorite things to do is wetness checks. R thinks it's a normal thing, after all, why wouldn't your Daddy need to make sure you're always ready to take her cock? So she never bats an eye when Nat checks. And she checks a lot. When Rs sleeping, out on dinner dates, at a party, in the car. She's always running her fingers through Rs folds.

Nats ingrained in R that whenever she sees Nat in a bad mood, and they're alone, she's to drop to her knees immediately and start giving her Daddy head. R does so without question every time. It's what her Daddy needs, so of course she'll do it, why wouldn't she take care of Nat. Besides, she's always rewarded with a yummy treat.

In public, it depends. If it's just her out with R in a public setting she's acting as usual. She doesn't care if anyone hears or sees how R reacts to her touches and words. If anything the fact that others will see how obedient and oblivious R is with her is a turn on.

If it's her group of friends she is a bit more sly with things. She's a bit more sneaky with her wetness checks, only has R call her Daddy in hushed whispers, and takes other measures to make sure her friends don't realize how she's corrupting R

#natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff x reader #natasha x y/n #natasha x reader #🐈‍⬛ anon #headcanon

[lexezombie]

@cupcakeshakesnake makes me like Valak more than I ever thought I could (I love ur house demon AU sm)

Its taking 50 years to draw the fanart I want for the AU so have a headcanon shit post instead

idk which kid is the one askin this shit in the 70s

Is this ooc? yes. Is it funny? maybe!

Alt + blank meme version

#sorry snake if u dont like being tagged #lexart #lexeart #fanart #valak #valak the nun #the nun #the conjuring 2 #genderfluid #headcanon #house demon au (fanart)

[cherie-doll]

𓆩♡𓆪 Headcanon : When They Come Back

✧˚ Ghost, Keegan, Soap, König, Phillip Graves

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥Fluff for you suckers -hope you enjoy the word vomit ;(

Working under constant danger put a strain on them, at moments when it seemed like the world was nothing but shambles and havoc they’d close their eyes and remember what brought them warmth. There was a certain feeling they yearned for and were only satisfied when you were near.

There is something special in knowing someone is waiting for you.

Ghost

This man comes back completely drained; physically, mentally, emotionally…

At first, he was hesitant concerning your worry about him

“If you won’t let me take care of you, who will?”

Might be a little distant at first, it takes time for his mind to come back

No going out, at all

You say comforting phrases to him

“You’re not at war anymore, you can come home”

He’s been through a lot, a warm meal and hugs are all he needs for days afterward :(

It takes some time for him to recharge

When he feels better he lets you know much he appreciates everything you do for him

Takes time to admire you; he silently takes in your facial features

Affectionate gazes that flicker between your eyes and lips

He knows you aren’t obliged to it yet you make an effort for him and that makes him feel like he’s earned a much better reward than money or glory could give him

Keegan

Saying this man missed you is an understatement

It’s like you placed a spell on him the moment he met you

If it were up to him, he wouldn’t want to be a moment away from you

He’ll miss you in silence, won’t send letters or texts or anything knowing it’ll make his heart ache more

But when he walks through the door he falls to kissing you

Bites your lip just for the taste of you on his tongue

His lips leave yours for breaks in between intense kisses to whisper “I love you”

He feels empty without the intimacy and closeness of you

He doesn’t care what you do or don’t say, doesn’t expect anything big either, he just wants to see you with your arms open for him

Soap

No matter how bad it was this time, he always comes back with a smile on his face when you open the door

Even behind that loving smile, you catch the subtle dimness in his eyes

Peppers you with kisses all over your face

Extremely clingy

Needs to be reminded that the world can be kind and gentle

Needs you to dote excessively over him

You give him a shoulder massage as he washes up in the bathtub

Convinces you to join him

Afterward, you crawl into bed with him, cradling his head on your lap

Both of you turn into couch potatoes for a couple of days watching cozy films

König

Keeping up a stoic demeanor can be tiring, so he easily drops the poker face as soon as he buries his face into your neck

No matter how much prying you do, you won’t get him to open up about what disturbs him

He’d rather keep those horrors locked away from you, you’re his most cherished possession

A lot of quiet moments where he’s just content to be with you again

Little is said between you as tender and passionate kisses are exchanged

Don’t think he’ll leave your side for the next few days, you’re attached at the hip

As you trace the scars on his back to his shoulders, you feel his body tremble beneath your fingertips

Your touch is addictive to him; soothing him into a tranquil sleep

Phillip Graves

He’s had to deal with a lot of crap so he’s relieved to finally come back to some peace, and most importantly; you

At first, he didn’t want to overwhelm you with issues that aren’t yours, but as your relationship progressed he started opening up more

Oftentimes, he’s in an irritable mood when he comes back

You listen to him rant if that’s what he needs

Other times it gives him too much of a headache to even think about

He adores you for understanding him without words being spoken

With so many enemies he has, he feels undeserving of you, someone who’s like a warm ray of sunshine in his austere life

When he falls silent you know that’s your cue

A sort of haze entrances him as you trail soft, torturous kisses along his jaw

Your scent obscures his mind as he gets drunk on your affection

He can’t even remember what he was mad about

#cod fanfic #cod headcanons #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #ghost x reader #keegan p russ #cod keegan #keegan x reader #john soap mactavish #soap x reader #cod soap #konig x reader #konig cod #phillip graves x reader #phillip graves #phillip graves cod #call of duty #call of duty fanfic #headcanon

[maraudersmyloves]

Mattheo sees reader (prefer fem!reader) with her little brother and cousins in first year and he thinks it's adorable? I have soooo many little cousins who would be in first year at Hogwarts, and I think it would be so cute.

CW: Cussing, Chaotic Family, A lot of Names Mattheo can't keep track of, Mention of Pregnancy

You're panicking before the sorting ceremony and Mattheo doesn't really get why

You mentioned your Brother and Cousins being sorted but he did not realize how many cousins you had

He was expecting two maybe three

Not nine plus your little Brother !!

You're sitting next to him, excitedly guessing who will be in what House, rattling off Names he forgets the second they leave your mouth

You don't guess Slytherin a single Time and he gets a bit offended

Do you not think Slytherins good enough ??

He tries his best to seem interested when they're yapping on and on about something he could not care less about

Except when they get excited about Quidditch

All of a sudden he's all ears, basically jumping out of his seat to show them the Pitch

You two show them everything and Mattheo thinks it's so adorable

The way you're making sure no one runs off or hurts themself

"Diego, get the fuck down there!!"

"Mom, says you shouldn't say that"

"You're twelve and old enough to hear it, calm down. Or are you still a little baby?"

Being so sweet while also somehow bickering with all of them

He doesn't think he's ever been more in love with you than now

As soon as you two are out of School he's marrying you and getting you Pregnant

#headcanon #fluff #writing #fanfic #harry potter #slytherin boys react #slytherin #slytherin boys x reader #slytherin boys #theodore nott #lorenzo berkshire #mattheo riddle #theo nott #mattheo x reader #mattheo x you #mattheoxreader #mattheo x y/n #mattheo riddle x reader

[lucychanart]

mer-Tamlin and Lulu🧜🏻‍♂️🥀

#headcanon #tamcien #tamlin x lucien #tamlin #lucien vanserra #acotar #art #illustration #digital art #my art #a court of thorns and roses #illustrator #artists on tumblr #digital illustration #drawing #acotar fanart

[abbie-brianna]

Everytime Peter and Tony get into an argument whether big or small, Peter always mumbles an apology right before storming off. He didn't get the chance to apologize to Ben about their argument before he died, And he won't let that happen again. He Won't.

#peter parker #tony stark #iron dad #spiderson #irondad #headcanon #my poor baby

[shurikthereject]

It's about time Frodo introduced Sam to his parents! Thorin, being stubborn self, absolutely refuses that his son gets courted before he turns at least 100 years old. Bilbo on the other hand is absolutely delighted that his son is courting the son of his dear friend Hamfast Gamgee. But this doesn't help with Thorin's heated response to this. Frodo was furious and arguments continued on for days before Thorin agreed to get to know Sam. Not even an hour later Thorin is already giving his blessing. Frodo thinks Sam survived by pure luck while Bilbo believes it's Hobbit charm. Also I think it would be very funny if the term dating used in the first drawing is like slang used by kids. Thorin being old and all doesnt get it and Bilbo thinks its very amusing.

Btw I have to apologize if the quality of my art worsened, school and work have been tough but i am determined to give you all content!

#the hobbit #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #frodo baggins #bagginshield #bilbo stays in erebor #dwobbit frodo #sam gamgee #sam and frodo #headcanon #au #art

[kuro-is-doodlin]

I believe it is time for Tumblr to know the truth... The truth about.. Cloak-less Siffrin

This is a headcanon design I made about what is hiding under their big ass cloak :)

Do not worry, I have so many more to share

#drawing #my art #art #digital art #fanart #isat fanart #isat siffrin #isat #in stars and time fanart #in stars and time siffrin #in stars and time #Cloakless Siffrin #fan design #headcanon #god how i love them #he's so damn handsome #lil baby silly cute baby person

[incorrectbatfam]

Who would use the Gotham grape 3 in 1 after patrol?

Gotham Grape: Damian, Bruce

Spidey Power Punch: Duke, Carrie, Bette

Iron Man: Jason, Tim, Cullen, Stephanie, Cassandra, Barbara, Harper, Kate, Helena, Luke, Alfred, Selina

Bluey: Dick

#dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #duke thomas #cullen row #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #barbara gordon #harper row #carrie kelley #kate kane #helena bertinelli #luke fox #bette kane #alfred pennyworth #selina kyle #bruce wayne #batman #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #dc comics #headcanon

[twyftwyt]

daily Noah thoughts pt. idek what part this is

I believe that you can tell how a person is going to behave in the bedroom by examining his aura in public situations and in Noah’s case, we have plenty of examples, so let me start somewhere.

1. He’s very feral on stage.

I don’t believe he gets angry in a sense that is aggressive, he gives off very contained, calm vibes, but I know that there is a part of that man that goes fucking primitive if you push some of his buttons. Let me explain further.

Worked up after a show. Still coming down from a high, you had a little spat before he went on stage, he’s still pretty affected, but he got most of it out on that stage. Comes down to check up on you while still riding his high from the show and you’re acting like a little brat.

He’s gonna go to town with you. Takes you in the green room. No remorse. No thoughts, head empty, just pure primal, animalistic lust. Throws you around like a rag doll, spits in your mouth, degrades you, then praises you. Shoves your panties in your mouth while he’s hitting it from the back, face squished between the concrete wall and his hand, tears running down your cheeks from all the slapping your ass took. Hair pulling, biting, scratching, holding your hips so tight, you get finger marks after.

“You done being a little brat in front of everybody?”

“Do you need to be taught a lesson?”

“Are you gonna cry about it?”

“Choke on it.”

“Let me see those pretty eyes.”

“Cry for me.”

“Take it.”

“I want you to watch yourself while I’m pounding that little pussy.”

“Open. Swallow.”

“Suck on my fingers like you suck on my cock.”

That man knows no boundaries and he’s not afraid to tell you the nastiest, most vile things that come to his mind. He’s fucking feral.

2. He gets down on his knees while screaming. He deliberately misses the “the way you fuck, the way you taste” part of the TDOPM, because he’s a fucking tease and nothing comes for free. He’s a patient devil. He acts on his intrusive thoughts. He treats his mic stand like it’s a fucking sexual object. And he’s not shy. Our guy might be introverted, but he’s definitely not shy.

ok, thanks, bye for now.

#noah sebastian #bad omens #noah sebastian headcanons #headcanon

[bats-and-the-birds]

Batman being aggressively secretive towards the Justice League is one of my favorite tropes, but it gets INFINITELY funnier when you take the younger generations of heroes into consideration.

Barry Allen? He doesn't know shit about Batman, still partially convinced he's not human, still a little bit scared to talk to him. But Wally West? That's Nightwing's best friend. He's been around Dick since both of them were kids. He's had sleepovers at the manor since he was thirteen.

I just think it would be hilarious if all of the younger generations 100% know that Batman is Bruce Wayne. They've slept at the manor, some of them have taken various Batkids to school dances, they've been offered Alfred's cooking. And all because they've gotten close to at least one Batkid and said Batkid wore Bruce down until he let them reveal their identity. But all of them manage to keep this information from their mentors. Either purposefully or completely on accident.

Then you end up with a situation where the younger generations grow up and join the League and the older members Very Quickly realize that they seem a lot more comfortable with Batman than they should be.

#batman #comics #dc comics #justice league #batfamily #batfamily headcanons #justice league headcanon #headcanon #bruce wayne #nightwing #batkids #i think this is the funniest with the flashes #because Wally knows Dick and Bart knows Tim and Barry would just be in the dark

[thedemonofcat]

The first witcher Jaskier met besides Geralt was Aiden, a member of the Cat School, who had been hired to assassinate him.

Technically speaking, Aiden's contract was to eliminate the Viscount of Lettenhove, but he was taken aback to discover that the target was actually the same Bard who sings about the witcher he'd heard so much about.

Instead of fulfilling his contract, Aiden and Jaskier found themselves sharing a rather pleasant picnic.

Geralt, unaware of this turn of events, is frantically searching for the Cat witcher who he believes is out to kill his Bard.

At the same time, Lambert, having heard that his fellow witcher is intent on hunting down his dear friend, is racing to find Geralt to prevent him from killing Aiden.

#the witcher netflix #the witcher #geralt of rivia #joey batey #jaskier the witcher #henry cavill #the witcher jaskier #geralt x jaskier #geraskier #fic ideas #aiden and jaskier are besties #the witcher aiden #the witcher lambert #lambert x aiden #jaskier #gerskier #cirilla fiona elen riannon #freya allan #headcanon #yennefer of vengerberg #the witcher season 3 #the witcher season three #anya chalotra

[bloodyraremedium]

More post-scoop Michael hcs + some art!

y'all really liked my crutches hc so here are some other ones I have:

obsessed with bubble gum since he can't eat food anymore

listens to music literally every chance he gets and loves every genre (i imagine he loves mcr mitski emo shit the most though since he was like 18 when he died)

randomly coughs up little metal pieces and wires from ennard remains

listens to a lot of true crime and even listened to one about himself one time (the theories were really weird lmao)

i might rb with more later :D

#five nights at freddys #fivenightsatfreddysfanart #art #digital art #fnaf 6 michael afton #michael afton #headcanon #fnaf #fnaf fanart

[maraudersmyloves]

hii! i have a request i thought of a few days ago, fem!reader x slytherin boys (mainly mattheo riddle) where they noticed something wrong with her and she lies about it and mattheo says something along the line of “cut the bullshit”

CW: cussing, Angst, insecure reader, screaming, Arguing

You've been hanging out with the Slytherins less and less, not eating with them or hanging out at Blaise's Dorm after class.

That Fact alone wouldn't be unusual. It's exam Season after all and you often spend that time holed up in your Dorm, Studying and Eating what your Roommates bring you up.

The Problem occurs when you stop coming to Sunday Hangouts.

It's not an actual Agreement or anything, but it's become a Routine never broken.

Never.

No matter what's going on, on Sunday at around 9 PM you all meet at the Greenhouse.

Mattheo's always the first there and Tom's the last.

Pansy never figured out a certain time she would arrive while Draco always turns up at exactly 9:06:56

Down to the motherfucking Second

Blaise always brings a Book he doesn't read, Theo always forgets the Snacks he's supposed to bring and brings the sweets only he likes instead, while you always bring a Sketchbook.

It's 9:34 and you're not here.

You weren't there last week but Blaise convinced the others to talk about it Today.

Mattheo was stressing about talking with you and got into an all-time high of fights all week.

Now, you're not here.

Everyone is here

Except for you

It's pissing Mattheo off and at this point, the others are just as peeved

You are in your room crying

You know you should be at the Greenhouse rn, and doing anything else feels weird

The last 3 years you have spent every Sunday at the Greenhouse

For two weeks you haven't

The Slytherins loudly knock on your door and you quickly wipe away the tears, taking a few deep breaths to seem more collected

Mattheo sees your red eyes and is immediately worried although anger quickly overcomes him

Why didn't you tell him something was wrong?

God, why can you never just talk to him??

"Oh, hi guys!"

You force a smile but they see through it

"Wtf, y/n. Where have you been, what's going on???"

"I've just been studying, you know how i get"

"Cut the crap, wtf is actually going on?"

Blaise pulls him back a bit to not make you feel cornered

Theo steps forward, missing the point of Mattheo getting pulled back "We worry!! You can't just cut contact for two weeks. We excused you not coming to hang out last week but two times in a row?!"

"Calm down guys, I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation to all of this, Right?" Pansy says, but the last words have some venom you didn't expect.

Not from her

Your best Friend

Hot tears fall from your eyes and Tom pulls Pansy to the side while Mattheo steps closer, his eyes filled with worry

"Mi Vida? Can I hug you?"

His Voice is soft and his open Arms look so inviting.

You want to step back and say no so badly when you remember the words that caused this, but you can't bring yourself to do so. Silently nodding

He wraps his arms around you in a matter of seconds pulling you as close as he can.

You can hear Blaise's annoyed voice talk the others into leaving you alone

He is the only one smart enough to realize how overwhelmed you are

One after the other they usher out

All with various amounts of Backtalk, while you and Mattheo stay still. Standing in the middle of the now empty room, Papers and Books scattered all around you, Mattheo buries his Head in your Neck.

"Wanna tell me what's wrong, baby?"

Pt. 2 with Backstory and more Angst?

#headcanon #fluff #writing #fanfic #harry potter #mattheo x reader #mattheo riddle #mattheo x you #mattheoxreader #mattheo x y/n #mattheo riddle x reader #slytherin boys react #slytherin #slytherin boys x reader