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mojiitoos · 4 months
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Steve : « What’s that ? »
Tony : « Oh that’s just my to-do list ! »
Steve : « That’s just a post-it note with my name on it… ? »
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mojiitoos · 4 months
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Natasha : « What’s up ton-»
Tony : « I HATE BOYS »
Tony : « THEY’RE SO USELESS »
Tony : « AND HEARTLESS TOO ! »
Tony : « I HATE THEM SO MUCH ! »
Tony : « wait. »
Tony : « …nevermind.»
Tony : « he answered.»
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mojiitoos · 7 months
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Bucky : “I'm an idiot.”
Sam :
Bucky :
Sam : “If you're waiting for me to disagree it's gonna be a long night.”
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mojiitoos · 7 months
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Steve : “We need a plan.”
Tony : “I have a plan.”
Steve : “It can't involve self-sacrifice.”
Tony : “..I have no longer plan.”
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mojiitoos · 7 months
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*Steve in a middle of a battle* : “You stabbed Loki ?!”
Tony : “Uh, yeah. But you should've heard what he said to me!”
Steve : “What did he say?”
Tony, *in loki's voice* : “What are you gonna go? Stab me?”
Thor : *laughing quietly*
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mojiitoos · 7 months
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Bruce : “So, how did you know you were attracted to men?”
Tony : “Oh you know, i looked at Steve and i was like NICE.”
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mojiitoos · 7 months
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Steve : “Is something burning?”
Tony, *flirting* : “Only my love for you...”
Steve : “The toaster is on fire.”
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mojiitoos · 7 months
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*Alternative universe <3!*
Natasha : “You like him don't you? Tony.”
Steve : “Everybody likes Tony.”
Natasha : “I think he likes you too, more than you do.”
Steve : “Is that your impression ?”
Natasha : “No, he told me.”
Stony as CMBYN <3
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mojiitoos · 7 months
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[Clint and Tony] : *Sitting in jail*
Clint : “So, who should we call?”
Tony : “I'd call Steve, but i feel safer in jail.”
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mojiitoos · 7 months
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Bucky : “I feel like we're starting to lose the ''b'' in our «bromance», bro.”
*Sam, pausing from kissing Bucky's neck* : “Hmph?”
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mojiitoos · 7 months
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Tony : *Sighs*
Steve :
Tony : *Sighs harder*
Steve :
Tony : *SCREAMS*
Steve : “What do you want?”
Tony : “Attention.”
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mojiitoos · 7 months
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Bucky : “Tony, what the hell are you doing?”
Tony, drunk : *Feeling Steve's hair* What the fuck this is so soft and smooth !”
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mojiitoos · 7 months
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Tony, very tired : “Aw look at the big cutie cat !”
Steve : “Tony that's a raccoon.”
Tony : “I'm taking it home.”
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mojiitoos · 7 months
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Tony : “I would do anything for you, you want all of New York ? I'll give it to you.”
Steve : “I want you to eat three meals a day and have a regular sleeping schedule.”
Tony : “...I will not.”
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mojiitoos · 7 months
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Natasha : “All right we need to split up, Tony you come to my side.”
Tony : *walks over to Steve's side*
Natasha : “Tony, i said my side.”
Tony, with a spanish accent : “Oh, i no speak english i stay here with hot man.”
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mojiitoos · 7 months
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Tony : “Okay, yeah, i love for Steve ! I have “loving” feelings for Steve. But does that mean i am in love with him? No-
Tony : “Oh my god. I'm in love with Steve !”
*Tony, to the rest of the avengers* : “Why didn't you guys tell me?!”
Bruce : “We thought you knew...-”
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mojiitoos · 7 months
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*AU highschool sambucky*
Sam, stargazing : “The stars are beautiful.”
Bucky, whispering : “You're the most beautiful star.”
Sam : “What?”
*Bucky, freaking the fuck out* : “I SAID I WANT TO HIT YOU WITH MY CAR!”
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