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they look like really fucked up J. Crew models from an alternate timeline where everything is worse

I'm pretty much maybe late on this and I am gonna be that person

So twst fans, we're kinda in agreement that the new twst event clothes are awful?

Horrid?

Basically they're bad, huh

#twisted wonderland #twst wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #ace trappola #jamil viper #azul ashengrotto #vil schoenheit #beige

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Hey guys um

U should donate to the @twst-charity for Palestine because YOU CAN GET ART!!!!!

And you can even request for me to draw ur art bc I'm a contributor so please donate 😭😭😭

#twisted wonderland #twst #azul ashengrotto #jade leech #floyd leech

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The people who misgender Grell and call her a "he" are women who both simped for her and thought she was a man for years, and just still refuse to admit their homo/bisexuality.

#kuroshitsuji #black butler #grell sutcliff #grell is a woman #transgender

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It’s been a while since I posted art on this account, but I’m super happy with how this turned out! It’s gonna be riso printed so I can’t wait to see the final results!

Happy spring everyone

#this is so cool and pretty! #pokemon #pokemon legends za #pokemon kalos #pokemon sun and moon #lurantis #flabebe #pokemon xy #risograph

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stretch marks on men...omg UNHOLY levels of hot

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Leona likes thick partners

Y/n: *straightening their their pants in place while explaining something* and so~

Leona: *whistles at them*

Y/n: stop fucking whistling at me!

#twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland headcanons #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland x female reader #twst x reader #incorrect twst #disney twisted wonderland #twst incorrect quotes

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idk if it's just bc i myself am thicc, but i am so tired of new Hot Boy Fandoms™ cropping up, and all of them are just skinny twinks in different fonts. where are my thicc guys? and i don't mean unrealistic bodybuilder muscles. give me men who have tummies and love handles!!!! give me men whose thighs TOUCH!!!!! have you ever motorboated man thighs? man TUMMY????? fucking godly experience, 10/10

i want men whose muscles flex and ripple behind plush fat!!!! i want men who are comfy to cuddle and lay upon!!!!! GIVE ME MEN WITH CHUBBY CHEEKS!!!! MEN WITH FAT TIDDIES!!!!!! MEN WHO MAKE ME DOUBLE TAKE AS THEY WALK AWAY!!!!!!! SHOW ME BACK FAT! SHOW ME THIGHS! SHOW ME FAT TUMMIES! SHOW ME BACK ROLLS!!!!!!! god i just Fucking LOVE PLUS SIZED MEN!!!! I WANT TO SEE MORE OF THEM IN FANDOM CULTURE!!!!!!

anyways, if you have any plus size masc art or writing to share, please do! it's representation that's desperately needed

#no seriously tho #plus sized men are such an underrepresented demographic within fan culture #literally the only fat male character i can think of who's prominent in fandom spaces is Fatgum #and even then he's just a side character who's largely neglected by the bnha fandom as a whole #idk i just really like fat people #and diversity #the skinnification of Azul in twst esp disappoints me #like i know it's part of his character arc but still...even crumbs would be nice #twisted wonderland #twst #azul ashengrotto #twst x reader #twisted wonderland x reader

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Guys just a PSA to report/block this person. I did think they were whitewashing Leona, and while I am incorrect, the problem is them spouting this bullshit:

DO NOT HARASS THEM

I literally wouldn't mind that much if it weren't for that reply. Gross. Maybe I'm overeacting, but this sort of thing always upsets me. Whitewashing is not okay, their response is just that "I don't see colour" type or nonsense, not about if I was mistaken or not.

#leona kingscholar #savanaclaw #twisted wonderland #quinn quips #whitewashing

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Q.P.R. Headcanons; First years

I never knew that I needed aro head cannons in my life but now I need like 42 more so I DEMAND *asking nicely* for more please - @bakdbfi

Summary: aro-ace first years x aro-ace gn! Reader. Things you guys get up to in a queerplatonic relationship.

A/N: hee hee I am once again on time for aro awareness week 😁

Dorm Leaders

Tbh, I've always wanted to go up to him and say, “Hey Ace, I'm ace!” But if you did this while you're in a QPR, he'd always come up with a snarky comment. Maybe say something like, "Nah, I'm Ace. Fuck off." Smh. He's so silly. I wanna throw rocks at him

He's the aro-ace that always forgets he's aro-ace. He'll come up to you like, “Guess who has a date!” Then he'll come see you afterwards, his eyes dead, and he'll be like, “So, I got distracted by how pretty they are. Oops.” He sees people as attractive, but when he tries to bridge the gap, he's always like, oh, yeah, nevermind. And then he complains to you about it, as though you were the one to set up the date!

He's always in your space. Being in a QPR with him is like gaining an extra cat. He's so affectionate, as long as you don't say anything. He'll scoot his chair so close to yours that your legs touch. If you're laying on the couch, he will climb over you and shove himself into your arms, in the most awkward, clumsy way possible. BUT IF YOU SAY ANYTHING…. he's gonna gaslight the hell out of you. He didn't want to touch you, get out of his space. Or, pay him if you wanna be in his space so badly.

Not only is he in your space, but he's stealing your food. What's yours is his, and what's his is his. He'll reach his fork over to your plate, and pick up your food. You'll wake up to a noise at three in the morning, and you'll see him raiding your fridge. If you ever become roommates, you'll catch him eating your labeled leftovers, zero shame on his face. What? True love is sharing food with your bestie!

Calls you his wife/husband/spouse when he introduces you. Then he can't fight off the shit eating grin on his face.

You know…honestly… if your mc isn't romantic with Ace, I'd say that in game they already kind of have a QPR. Calling it canon right now. He's just always slightly more close than a friend, but also not quite to romantic. 

If you read the first rendition of these HC's, he's a lot like Kalim. He just…doesn't get it. Ace tries to explain that the love he feels for his best friend (you) is different to romantic love and he just never gets it. If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times, Deuce wants to marry his best friend. He says he wants to marry you all the time. Let's get married and have kids but like in a friend way. His mom and you just smile and shake your heads.

Btw? Mama Spade? That's your mom now. The Spade household has a room set aside for you anytime you want to come over, but it always ends up in Deuce joining you for a cuddle sesh. Sometimes, he won't change rooms until you are half asleep, and he'll slowly open the door, and stand in the doorway. He just looks so sad, standing there in his jammies, holding his extra pillow, so you'd be a monster not to let him in.

Would you co parent some chickens with him? Please please please! He promises he'll do most of the work, he just needs an extra helper!

If you are separated, he will die. He doesn't make the rules. He wants you to be his partner on projects. He wants you to move in with him. And of course you gotta go into the same career after graduation. When people meet him, they just think he is the mopiest little guy. Then, when they see the two of you together, it's like he's a completely different person! Deuce has been asked twice now if he has a secret twin. (Deuce doesn't understand the question)

Greets you with cheek kisses. If you don't do it back, or don't pay enough attention the first time, he makes a very obnoxious kissing sound. He learned this technique from Meemaw. She taught him that the more embarrassing it is, the more likely you are to reciprocate the love he gives.

The boy grew up in a country area with a sweet old grandma. He's always going to be feeding you. It's very rare, when you two are alone, that he's not trying to put some food in your mouth, because “you're not eatin’ enough!” And he's aggressive about it! If you try to dodge the fork he brings to your mouth, he's gonna chase you, pin you down, kick your shins, whatever it takes to get you to eat. Plus, he put all of his love into that food! Why don't you want it?!

Meemaw wants you both to get married. And whenever she says something, Epel makes a loud gagging sound. Which of course prompts you to begin bickering with him about why he wouldn't want to marry you, which usually results in him saying something mean or bratty about how you are unmarriageable. Meemaw sighs happily, thinking she's got you on the right track, but nah. You two are having a fight about something neither of you even wanted.

Likes to tuck you into bed. It's a weird thing of his. For all of how aggressive most of his love is, right before bed, he is at his sweetest. He tells you it's bed time, and pulls back the covers. He gently tucks you in, and gives you a kiss on the forehead. Then he flops onto the bed next to you, completely wrecking the moment. But he sleeps hot, so he's not gonna join you under the covers.

This one is like having a big brother. He has scary dog privileges. Any haters/bullies/naySayers are going to have to be able to spread their hate with him standing behind you and glaring at them. And if they somehow are brave enough to do it, then they have to be brave enough to ignore his vicious growl.

In his birthday note to me, this year, he was like, “my gift for you is to make you buff.” This is your everyday life now. You will be buff. How else are you supposed to be safe when he's not there? (This logic is flawed. He is always there.)

Wants to have a family. But since neither of you are super into the traditional way of having a family, he would like it if you'd adopt and co raise a couple of kids with him. He knows the two of you together would make great parents. 

If you learned how to make pear compote, and then make it for him when he's having a bad day, he might almost figure out what romantic love feels like. Almost. His heart would just be so full, and so light, that he could almost mistake it for being in love with you. Almost.

He likes for you both to help each other out with cleanliness. You help him clean his ears and tail, and he helps brush your hair and teeth. It makes him feel loved when you help him groom. So he loves to return the favor. It really instills the familial feel he has around you.

Sebek’s a romance repulsed aro-ace. Anytime he thinks of anyone having ooey gooey feelings for another person, he dry heaves a little. In his words, “IF THEY HAD PURE DEVOTION FOR SOMEONE, THE WAY I AM DEVOTED TO MY LORD, THEY WOULD HAVE NO NEED FOR SUCH FOOLISHNESS.”

Never puts a label on what you two are. He invites you to move in with him after graduation to “remind him what happens if you forget to train and refuse to eat Lilia's healthy meals”. If you were a stranger, you'd be hurt. But you know it's an excuse. He really just likes having you around. It fills a hole in his heart.

His love language is “caring for your fragile human body”. If you slightly shiver, even if it's just a random reaction, he is scooping you up, wrapping you in a blanket burrito, and spoon feeding you soup. If you try to escape your blanket, he gently shushes you, caressing your cheek and whispering about how you need to hang on a little longer. He'll save you, don't go yet! (Similar things happen when you cut yourself, stub your toe, accidentally skip a meal…his dad and Silver may be human, but, no offense, he didn't care that much until it was about you.)

You're the equivalent of a comfort blanket. When Lilia sees Sebek having a bad day, he'll snatch you away from whatever you are doing, then place you in front of him. Sebek immediately gets distracted and starts cooing at you about how wonderful you are, and how other people should try to be like you. Every. Single. Time.

Trains you to sword fight. After you become special to him, he realizes that people may target you, in order to weaken him, and thus get a direct route to Lord Malleus. Delusional So he wants you to be able to protect yourself if he is out of reach.

He's big on setting his hand on top of your head, then messing up your hair aggressively. Then he lets out a booming laugh about how cute human reactions are.

Sometimes, he gets so happy when he sees you that he just…bites you. He'll come in for a hug, and the next thing you know, he's chomped down on your shoulder with a relaxed smile. Sometimes you'll be watching a movie together, and he'll unconsciously take your hand, and bring your forearm to his mouth so he can gently bite it. You're a fidget toy now. You'll have to get used to it.

#love love love #twisted wonderland #ace trapolla #ace trappola #aromantic reader #aromantic #asexual reader #asexual #deuce spade #epel felmier #jack howl #sebek zigvolt

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twst really said "which genre of daddy issues would you like?"

if crowley is actually malleus' father im gonna be petrified as a malleyuu shipper and dad!crowley enthusiast

#twisted wonderland #twst #disney twisted wonderland #disney twst #dire crowley #twstプラス #malleus draconia #malleyuu #malleusdraconia

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love how the "crowley is levan" theory went from "lol yeah there's no fuckin way" to "....why is there so much potential evidence...."

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst crowley #dire crowley #twst levan #levan draconia

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petition to give haruhi a gun in season 2

#ohshc #ohshc haruhi #haruhi fujioka

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ayo imagine there's not really any kind of a t*rrorism theat in twst, so no tsa

yuu: yeah i've never understood those airport running scenes in romcoms. ain't no way tsa would let anyone through that quickly

ace: what's tsa?

yuu: oh it stands for...actually idk what it stands for exactly. but basically it's the line you go through at the airport with the metal detectors, and bomb detecting dogs. you have to strip your external layers and shoes, and sometimes they make you take off more to prove you're not a threat. it's such a hassle cuz it takes fucking forEVER and the tsa agents are yelling at you the entire time

ace: what...the hell??? why would that even be necessary?????

yuu: ....uh

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst yuu #twst headcanons #ace trappola

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if they ever dubbed twst, Grim would sound like Meowth but slightly more kiddish

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst grim #twst headcanons

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random late night 🍃 thought

what if the whole "seven dorm, seven realm, kinda implied to be the og 7's historical locations" thing is gonna turn out to be like a she-ra princess of power "each princess needed to unlock a deep and world-destroying magic" kinda thing

or maybe a "seven sacrifice, seven ressurected" typa deal

cuz i mean, just the implications from the dorm locations is unreal. and Crowley is pretty explicitly implied to be a lil sus in the intro scene (not evil necessarily, but definitely villainous (ya know, bc of the school themed around worshipping villains thing))

#idk man #implications implications #food for thought (or maybe (probably (definitely)) not) #twisted wonderland #twst #dire crowley #riddle rosehearts #leona kingscholar #azul ashengrotto #jamil viper #vil schoenheit #idia shroud #malleus draconia #heartslabyul #savannahclaw #octavinelle #scarabia #pomefiore #ignihyde #diasomnia #twst great seven

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I can’t stop thinking about this now

MY RCTA KINGS!!!

#CURSED ASS CONCEPT #azul ashengrotto #jade leech #floyd leech #octavinelle #twst #twisted wonderland

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"Twst should be an Otome Game!" if Twst was an Otome game a whole bunch of the queer community would likely be excluded from the target audience, all of the characters would have Deuce's hair in different colors and a mannequin face, they'd be tropes rather than people and there'd be only 4 of them:

Deuce (the childhood friend who's now a cop or detective or whatever, who has never moved on from you since you both were 4 years old on the playground which is fucking weird if you think about it)

Azul (stoic businessman who's soft inside and treats you like you're a damsel in distress and your decisions can't be trusted)

Cater (the quirky celebrity / influencer with Golden Retriever energy)

Malleus (the sussy red flag)

You'd be having a busy day and one of the characters accuses you of trying to run away from them and asks if they have to put you back in the cage and our tags would be flooded with white cishet women from booktok who think this the pinnacle of romance. The BGM would be elevator music from Barbieland.

Grim would have to listen to Yuu going KYA! and blushing and stumbling over their words every 5 minutes, do you really want to do this to him?

#u right #twisted wonderland #twst #deuce spade #cater diamond #azul ashengrotto #malleus draconia