#twst great seven
All I can imagine in the sga au is, Y/N falls in love with the sidekicks like all their plans fall apart when instead of falling in love with one of the boys, she is just spending time with Diablo feeding him giving him attention and similar things with the others. Even better if they know a lot about animals or creatures that the sidekicks are.
Yuu holding the henchmens: Don't talk to me or my children/honorary uncle ever again
Poor Grimm's gotta catch up or he's gonna be replaced
List of best sidekick to .... ok, from Yuu's perspective (till they meet them better):
Iago(gossip privilege), Iago made an amazing first impression to Yuu and overtime he just got more and more relaxed in their presence, so relaxed in fact that he started to hangout with Yuu to gossip the news constantly
He got into so many fights with Grimm bc he gets more pets than him, the bird just fakes stupidity when the monster cat trys to blame him for some chaos that happened when Yuu was away for five seconds. And seven have mercy on Ace and Deuce bc Iago will do the pleasure of roasting them constantly, while Yuu's away, and hide under their protection when things go out of the rails
Over time Iago just becomes a constant companion it's to keep an eye in the others, not bc he enjoys Yuu's company, no sir, not at all to Yuu during classes and breaks, together with the one brain cell trio, that Yuu starts to research more about his specie, now in lunch time, Iago may see himself with loads of fruits and vegetables as snacks, and somebody help him when he got so comfortable that he rolled his belly up to get some scratches may noone ever find out or he's in one hell of a teasing ride for the rest of his existence
As for Jamil I think he would see this more of an opportunity to bound with Yuu over Iago and his shenanigans, even if he gets jealous sometimes of how much attention Iago robs him of, Yuu would just gush about things Iago does when he think nobody is looking and Jamil would inform them about Iago's preferences, since the bird is with him for more time and die internally bc Yuu can just be so fucking adorable when they want to what the actual fuck
King of Hearts (pleasant funky old man), is becoming a pleasant uncle, every time Yuu goes to Heartslabyul he's there with a cup of tea and a friendly ear for their problems finaly a therapist for the unofficial therapist of this goddam school, he's very shy and doesn't have every solution for every problem, but just the fact he's willing to listen in silence is good enough, the Queen is this close of singgin the adoption papers
Riddle's a little conflicted, on one hand they are coming in their own will and spend a little bit more time with him than normal, on the other most times they are with the King, instead of him, having tea, he gets a little sad that yuu prefers the King's company over his, but he understands why the King is doing very good things for Yuu, and honestly some days Yuu comes to hang out specifically with him and he suspects the King may be a mastermind behind that shy exterior
Crow (just a pleasant Crow, best buddy), while Iago gets to hang out with Yuu during classes, Crow gets the domestic stuff, after all he's the mail boy and his duty is to delivery the letters, so he spends much time in Hamshackle with Yuu while they write the letters back, which can take some good time when inspirations doesn't strike
Crow is very affectionate after he gets used to Yuu, to the point were his mimicry ability can say Yuu's name, playing with their hair and even helping Yuu with simple things, he's a very smart boy, a little helper in the dorm, Grimm even got a motivation to be less lazy bc Yuu just showers Crow with praises every time he helps around
But of course, remember, he too is a smug little shit, messing with Grimm's tail is his favorite activity and the only time poor Grimm has a break is when the headmaster is around, it's a war between those two
Suddenly Dire Crowley gets so more useful, helping with the dorm and even getting Yuu gifts, in retaliation Crow just flexes his bird form privileges, getting gentle scratches from Yuu right in his face, but that's ok for the headmaster, the problem is when the praises come "aren't you so kind? Thanks Crow", That's HIS TITLE YOU-
Vil is quite surprised when Yuu comes asking him about Crow, he's so busy that he doesn't spend much time with him or Yuu sadly as it is, but Yuu's fascination catches his attention and he starts paying more attention and asking the evil queen for details on the bird, sharing cute pictures with Yuu ever saw the video of a crow playing in the snow?, he won't admit it, but in his bad days he hates how much Yuu is so entranced by that bird, he wonders if the little shit is plotting against him, which is proven absolutely wrong when Crow makes then hang out more than ever, even if Vil doesn't notice the master plan the bird brain is doing at the moment
Diablo (guardian angel and Yuu doesn't even suspect) is more reclused than Crow, watching Yuu from afar during the day, always ready to mess somebody's advice towards the child of man, he's quite chill, and if Yuu ever needs a time alone, he's the best choice for a companion, sitting in their lap doing happy noises as quietly as he can manage so not to disturb the peace
Night time is the best time to hangout with him, in the nights Malleus doesn't show up, Diablo does and has a little moment with Yuu in the forest, being in silence only forest noises as their atmosphere or hearing how Yuu's day went gathering info for more victims
Of all of them, Diablo has the best relation with Grimm, since the raven doesn't try to catch Yuu's attention constantly, and only shows up at night time, when Grimm is too tired to cause a fuss
As His and Yuu's bound grows, he gets bolder with the chaos he creates, now if Yuu ever briefly mentions a prank they desire to do, Diablo's eyes GLOW WITH EXCITEMENT and Yuu gets the impression that this raven really, really~ likes causing mayhem in his spare time as much as he likes stalking
Malleus doesn't even notices how much Yuu loves Diablo, until they mentioned missing the birds presence in their night walks, he gets pouty but he can manage, specialy if this gives him an excuse to talk more to Yuu, he asks Malleficent about the raven just so he can have more knowledge to share show off to Yuu who already knows what Malleus is saying
Pain & Panic (those shapeshifters imps that just get into constant trouble but are endearing) messed up one of the days they tried to spy on Yuu and got caught, Yuu is just so tired and used to all those animals appearing out of nowhere that they don't even care anymore, gives the two imps some lunch and gets to bed [the imps will now die for Yuu], and then the next day Yuu notices that those things maybe aren't animals
Pain unlucky strikes gets him in constant dangerous situations that Yuu helps him on instinct, and then they screams bc THATS A FUKING DEMON, and then they stop bc of fucking course demons exist in this world WHY WOULDN'T THEY. JUST LOOK AT GRIMM!
Panic... panics. But he's quickly calmed dow by Yuu's ability of: fake it till you make it, that gives them this aura of "I got everything under control" that calms anyone
The imps kinda hangout in Hamshackle some weekends, shapeshifting when convenient, which makes Yuu's day way more fun, they usualy give terrible advice and have half a brain cell in total, but are strangely endearing. The kindness Yuu shows them makes the two kinda forget what they are supose to be doing manipulating Yuu's view on the boys in favor of Idia
Idia isn't realy bothered by it... until he sees the boys doing the stupidity of encouraging Yuu's confession to somebody Idia has no idea who is, ohhohoho do they get a lecture from Hades and an unusual frustrated Idia, but those interactions give Idia an excuse on a crazy high of anger to get out of his room Hades thanking the fates in the distance to get pain and panic's asses back, which involves talking, in person, to Yuu congrats Idia you gave Yuu a reason to visit you besides gaming night
The hyenas (they didn't made a very cool first impression) their first impression was "trying" to eat Yuu so... yeah. Not a great start, so when Yuu visits Savanaclaw somedays later, they are... aware of the three hyenas, and the trio doesn't make it easier either, they like to mess with the herbivore, until Shenzi and Banzai found Ed being pampered by Yuu, this shifted their interaction to a more amicable one and then to "were are my favorites Boys and Girl!"
Yuu gets used to the diferent sounds the trio does that they can discern which one is "talking" before they even see their appearances, Shenzi tried to talk to them once, but magicless humans can't understand animal lenguage until Yuu falls to an unfortunate accident in potions class and gets beastmen characteristics, then it's another level
Leona doesn't like that he can smell the trios scent in Yuu, it gets annoying he can't leave his scent so why the three idiots can?, so his solution is to just pick the herbivore and lock them in a nap... that gets interrupted by the trio trying to get Yuu's attention they just settle in sleeping closer to them instead, then he asks Scar to give more work to the trio so he can spend more time with his herbivore alone
The eels (they look creeply at Yuu every time the go to Mostro Lounge) don't look exactly very friendly to Yuu and are constantly watching them with those big glowing eyes that are way more unsettling than Jade's or Floyd's ever was.
But with time and research they discover that some of the duo's habits is nothing creepy and only natural, the open and close jaw is for breathing, even if it looks more like they are chatting or plotting, the second set of jaws intrigues them to see it in action don't tell the Leech twins
So one day Yuu offers to feed them, and lo and behold Flotsam and JetSam can look creepy, but are oddly shy to a new person in their territory, days are needed for them to actually get closer to Yuu so they can play together, petting them and feeding while they entangle themselves in Yuu is surprisingly fun and relaxing, just got to be careful with the feeding part, their eyesight can be poor and accidents may happen
Ursula is pleased by how much her soon-to-be-in-law gets along with her boys, and Azul... is managing the jealousy inside him, that isn't enough to overcome his insecurities and show Yuu his cecaelia form more frequently, however their little smile and delight is enough to make him a little soft... next day he trys to persuade the duo into letting him make profit of them
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I love the spirits of the great seven! Question though, are they like Star Wars ghost , Mulan ghost or similar to Eliza?
So I didn't had a base for them
The thing I thought is: after the boys overblot, the monster was free, and transformed into the specific seven for the specific boy, so like, after Riddle's overblot, The Queen of Hearts showed up to him, after Leona's Scar showed up and so on, so fort.
The rules were: only the people who overblot can see and interact with the spirits, whoever it would be a shame, and a missed opportunity, not to let them cause some chaos, so as time goes on, the seven regain their strength and slowly become more like the Ghosts, can be invisible, talk to other people, mess around etc.
The seven boys can hear the seven perfectly while others can only hear whispers and see blurred images
The henchmen can come and go from the spirit form to mortal form bc I said so :) there's no reason besides comedic and ironic
So I think you could say they are more like the Ghosts and Eliza now? And in the beggining were more like the star wars ghosts?
I dunno I'm literally just messing around
So hypothetical speaking, if Grimm ever overblots, and depending on what you headcanon or idea is for example I love using Yuu and Grimm with the base of the brothers Grimm, wich means I don't care what canon says, Yuu will overblot in this house one day, yes, he'll be able to see the seven :)
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After seeing the aftermath of Ursula vs hades I want to see sgs au Scar interactions now
How can I capture all of Scar sass, this took too long to do, God help
Maybe he's going soft, or maybe it's years of being dead and coming back, stuck with interacting only with seven teens and his "coworkers", but Scar has grown fond of Kingscholar, the boy has a promising future if the loyalty of the students in Savanaclaw is something to base on, cunning and strong, truly fit to be king
He spends most of his time lazing around the dorm and when curiosity got the best of him he follows Leona around, making snarky remarks here and there
*Crowley enters the class breaking a window*
Scar: oh look a bird who doesn't know how to fly
*At Trein class*
Scar: king of beast~ a fitting title indeed
*One morning at Leona's room*
Cheka, opening the door unannounced and tackling Leona: UNCLE LEONA~~!
Leona: shit- GET OF ME YOU BRAT! THAT HURT
Scar: oh God not another one, good luck entertaining your nephew
*One night at Savanaclaw*
Shenzi: hey boss we're hungry!
Scar: eat a student's leg for all I care, but let me sleep in peace
Banzai: you sure?
Leona, waking up the third time this week bc of those four: no eating legs, just go to the kitchen or go hunt something, but no eating anyone
Now for when he notices Leona's crush~
Evening and kid wasn't at the botanical garden, nor in any of his usual spots, Scar was bored so he tracked him down
And there, in a tree at PE practice of the first year he sat, a... human in his lap, nuzzling the herbivore's hair, he could hear their conversation
Yuu: Leona~ you are more groggy than usual
Leona, muffed by Yuu's hair: tired... didn't slept well
Yuu: that's a surprise considering how much you usualy sleep
Leona: shhhhh pillows don't talk
Yuu: hey! I'm not a pillow
Leona: now you are
Yuu: Leona~ I have classes
Leona: not anymore, you are now my pillow
Yuu sing in defeat: you're the reason I skip so much classes... you gotta pay me back some day y'know
Scar: oh ho ho~ if that isn't interesting
Scar: and who was that herbivore?
Leona: noone of your business
Scar: sure sure... your mate?
Leona: I SaId NooNE Of YouR BuSINesS!
Scar: Well I can't see the appeal, but suit yourself child
Leona: please stop talking
After Ursula and Hades fight, Jack let them sleep at his room, however the savanaclaw students wanted a rematch of last time, so Yuu had to kick their butts again
Scar: Cub wake up your herbivore is here
Leona, still groggy: what?
They arrived the second Yuu finished the last student
Yuu: Anyone else or I can sleep already?
Savanaclaw students: N-no more! We're happy to have you has our honorary member! We apologize...
Yuu: no bigy, just let me sleep, today was too busy... JESUS-!
The hyenas tackled Yuu: HERBIVORE!
Yuu this is my life now: missed you guys too
Leona: oi, what's this commotion in the middle of the night?
Scar: ah... I see it now
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Twst Spirits of the Great Seven Au
As aways check the tags bc who knows if I didn't got all the post here
Dialogues how everything began
Mostly the seven giving some advice to them to woo Yuu
Hades & Idia (1° post of the au)
Malleus & maleficent + premise
Scar & Leona
Jafar & jamil
Ursula & azul
Queen of hearts & Riddle
Evil queen & vil
Maleficent & malleus
Jamil meets Iago
Jafar & Iago the wingman duo
What about the sidekicks? (Memes)
Hades and Ursula's plan
How the seven manifested to Yuu
Yuu goes to RSA + "Alice" overblot
How the Spirits of the seven work in this au
Yuu loves the sidekicks more
More RSA overblot
Seven of RSA and Seven of NRC interact
Ghost Marriage reactions
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For that sgs au what if Crowley sent Yuu to RSA for a student exchange program?
Can you read minds? Bc I was so ready to make a post about this already
It took all seven boys to convince each of the villains to CALM DOWN, and that happened right after the first year gang calmed the dorm leaders down FIRST
They are all DEVASTATED and absolutely afraid bc WHY THAT SCHOOL??? WHY NOT ANOTHER ONE? WHY NOT JuST EXCHANGE DORMS HM?! THAT WOULD BE WAYYYY BETTER RIGHTTT??!
The pompous little shits are gonna be all over Yuu, Vil tears so many blankets bc he can't stand the thought of goddam Neige falling in love with Yuu bc of course he will he just has this felling
Even if the boys are copping in a some what ok way they are trying to schedule some time to invade RSA to see yuu with the help of the villains... the henchmen are not, the henchmen got a lot just a little bit attached to Yuu and they try to visit them every day if only RSA wasn't so confusing to navigate for them
You see, Yuu was going to RSA bc of some arrangements Crowley and Ambose made behind the scenes
"It'll be just a month! Nothing to worry about!" Crowley was helping yuu pack their things
"Sure.... but why me tho?"
"W-well, you see, hmmm...." yuu could smell the bullshit that was going to happen already "you aren't an student with magic and... and you know how some of your classmates are, it would be an disaster if anyone but you went! Besides maybe you can find something on their library that isn't in ours"
Grim is staying at Heartslabyul much to his and adeuce combo dismay
So yeah, they went and were welcome with open arms by Ambrose, the room they are staying is at the staff's corridor, so it's new and clean and has a nice view of the ocean
The classmates were... nice, only because Ambrose had the consideration to not say word about them being from NRC
It wasn't so hard to make friends but... they aren't their gang
Speaking of the gang, they text in the group almost 24/7, and that's why they were the firsts to know when an overblot happened
It almost look like they are an magnet to Alice in wonderland themed people, their first friend was a very nervous and anxious first year that always checked his clock, and always speaks how they are going to be late for class, their second friend was a very easy going guy that thought he knew more than them but shuts up once you correct him with facts and enough guts
The second Che'nya discover that Yuu is there he's not going to stop taking photos to tease the Heartslabyul gang and playing pranks at them, he's the one that invited Yuu to his dorm
And God his dorm is a mess, pure chaos, pure disorganization, at least Heartslabyul isn't upside down, it's a nightmare to move around
The dorm leader was trying so hard to seem imposing but no one actually listened to him, they had a GUEST AND THEY AREN'T HELPING PREPARE TE TEA PARTY- OH NO THEY ARE THERE
Yuu just took pity on the guy, just a second year, he looks so young it's hard to tell he's older, just trying his best but lacks the Stern tone of a dorm leader, he was about to cry oh God
So Yuu tried to help, invoking all those times the brain cell trio made something stupid and they had to be the voice of reason and scold them, they actually managed to get the students attention and redirect it to their dorm leader
Congratulations Yuu! You got one more admirer! He almost chocked at his own words when giving the introductions bc they were watching
"T-thank you so much! You have no idea how hard it is a-and we have a guest to impress that Che'nya just invited and!" The boy's face went white "oh-oh no... YOU ARE THE GUEST AREN'T YOU?! OH SEVEN I'M SO SORRY WE HAVE NOTHING PREPARED YET A-AND-"
"Hey hey. Chill, I was kinda of a dorm leader once, I know how hard it can be to impose yourself in the beginning"
"Is... is it so obvious I just got promoted this year?"
"You get there, now how can I help?"
Some days passes and Yuu notices how... strange the boy was acting and one fateful day, they and their friends find him at the gardens, crowled up in a ball in pain, sobbing black tears
"W-why do they never listen to me!"
"H-hey... Alice? Is that you?"
"G-get away! I-I'm a MONSTER I COULD HURT YOU PLEASE"
"Alice listen, you are accumulating too much blot, you need to get it out"
"I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU!" The monster was traying to take form "why don't you LISTEN TO ME!" And finally the creature so similar to previous starts to form
"Do you want to be heard?!" Yuu shouts, trying to be heard by the chaos "so MAKE ME HEAR YOU ALICE!"
The first years are... worried to say the least, having to manage getting constant messages from yuu, school and their dorm leaders it was tuff but not impossible, but... but Yuu hasn't send messages for two days, and when they finaly send it
Magnetofchaos- guess who just survived another overblot boys?
You could say that once the dorm leader's reunion was over that evening, they got suspicion of the five first years just running out of classes and going to Ignihyde or the PE area at the same time
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Ya know what, fuck it: sgs AU, how they each first manifested to Yuu
Queen of Hearts
Yuu was in Heartslabyul again, waiting for Ace and Deuce to hurry up so they can all go study together, when they heard footsteps behind them. When they turned around there was nothing there but the smell of roses. Then riddle appeared and politely greeted them and offered tea.
Jack had ask Yuu to help water his cacti collection with, so Yuu went over to Savanaclaw to meet up with him. When Yuu passed through the mirror and when they passed the watering hole they heard a loud growl come from the area, the only person besides them was Leona, who seemed to be groggy from waking up and gave them a nod.
Yuu was off at work in the monstro lounge, just waiting tables as usual when it suddenly became cold and they suddenly felt like a tentacle was wrapping around their arm like a rope and it started tugging at them. The cold and feeling suddenly faded as azul power walked in, pink in the face and looking distressed and muttering about he can handle something on his own, he than turned to Yuu and offered them some snacks for their work.
Kalim invited Yuu over to study with him, so they were in the kitchen making snacks with Jamil, who at the moment was mixing the ingredients. Then the sauce they were stirring started to boil rapidly as some of the sauce went flying and landing on their cheek. When jamil came over to see what was going on, the sauce went back to a simmer and Jamil helped wipe the sauce of Yuu’s cheek.
Vil invited Yuu to one tour the pomefiore gardens with him, so Yuu was following him through the gardens and pathways when from out of the corner of their eye, the saw a dark mass with eyes and a crown watch them intensely. When Yuu turned to face the mass, there was nothing. Vil noticed them lag behind and offered his elbow for Yuu to hold onto so they could keep up with his pace.
Ortho invited Yuu down to play video games with him and his brother on a day off. So they decided to play some simulator game about a goose and was having a good time and curled up next to idia when a sneeze rang out through Idia’s bedroom, instinctively Yuu let out a bless you to the disembodied voice, while Idia’s hair suddenly turned red along with his face. A few disembodied murmurs were heard, the most Yuu made out was what sounded like a “what the fuck”.
Malleus wanted to show Yuu the gargoyles at Diasomnia, so he was guiding them around on personal tour while his retainers were away at clubs. As the pair walked up to one of the gargoyles, they noticed a certain raven was perched on it, watching the pair. Then suddenly the bird swooped down onto yuus shoulder and started preening with their hair, moving it behind their ears and then flying away. Turning around to face malleus and ask him if that was normal, they saw a figure similar to malleus behind him, staring at the pair. Which then disappeared quickly from view.
I LOVE THOSE SO MUCH HOLLY SHIT OH MY GOD OHHHHHHHHHH
Just like, THE LITTLE DETAILS
The Queen letting a smell of Roses, Scar just waking Leona up a groggy Leona sound so fucking CUTE
Ursula just tugging yuu and then Azul just POWER WALKS IN I can see it, Jafar just giving zero fucks about the sauce and boiling that shit just to make an adorable scenario
The menacing presence I felt by the Evil Queen and her Crow is just top tier! YOU EVEN MADE A SCENARIO FOR THE HADE'S SNEEZE, and Diablo just fixing Yuu's hair is absolutely adorable to me, plus Maleficent just right behind Malleus and just vanishing seconds later is just 👌
Yuu after each one of these was just: must be the stress
And then after a certain number of times just went full on theory mode
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Malleus x reader meeting his grandma in wonder how is gonna be meeting one and the most powerful of the great seven
I believe that it wasn’t officially confirmed that Maleficent and Malleus are related, but for the sake of this scenario, let’s imagine that Maleficent is Malleus’ grandmother.
I was listening to Skyrim soundtrack when I wrote it lol
Tonight, you and Malleus meet as usual for your night stroll around ruins. But now, he seems more excited than usual. He probably wants to share something with you.
The Diasomnia dorm leader stands right in front of you, looking you straight in the eyes. Then he takes something from the inside pocket of his jacket and hands it to you.
Not taking his gaze off you, he says:
"Child of man, I want you to take this invitation."
Invitation? What he gave you a second ago is an envelope. You carefully examine it. The envelope is black, and the sealing wax is red, but what is depicted on it looks like a crest or something, in any case, you have never seen this symbol before.
Finally, you open it and take out a sheet of paper that looks like a postcard; something is written on it in a beautiful and neat handwriting.
Trying to comprehend every written word, you just can't believe your eyes.
You look up back at Malleus, who is still looking at you expectantly, folding arms across his chest.
"So, what's your answer?" He asks impatiently. Judging by his look, you can tell that he wants you to agree.
“Okay, give me a minute,” taking a deep breath and exhaling, you continue.
"Are you saying that Mistress Maleficent, aka the Thorn Witch, aka one of the Great Seven, aka your grandmother, invites me?" It seems that you said it all in one breath.
But despite your disturbance, Malleus doesn't even lift an eyebrow.
"Exactly. Is there something wrong?" He seems to be losing even more patience, but no matter how he tries to hide it, you can understand that he worries no less than you.
You feel that the heart is about to jump out of your chest.
"No, that's not the point. It's just ... this is the first time such a high-ranking person wants to see me ... wait, how does she know me?"
Malleus chuckles at your words.
"I always send letters to my grandmother. Even if she doesn't write anything back to me because she is busy, I know that she reads all of my letters. And in some letters, I may or may not have mentioned you. And you piqued her interest that much, so that she even sent me several letters asking about you. She also wants to get to know you in person."
But at his words, you just want to scream.
"So, what's your answer? Are you willing to accept her invitation and also accompany me to the Valley of Thorns for the coming spring break?"
Your heart is pounding wildly in your chest, but you smile and answer:
"Yes, I will be glad to accept this invitation."
Malleus smiles back.
"Thank you, she'll be happy to hear that."
On the one hand, you are very happy as well, but on the other, you feel anxious. Even though Malleus is a prince, you always treat him quite informally, so you have absolutely no idea how to communicate with the Queen.
“But wait. You see, this is the first time when royalty has invited me. I don't even know how to behave. What do I need to prepare? "
Malleus just chuckles softly, putting his hand on your head and petting it slightly.
"Don’t worry about that. Just be polite and respectful. That's all that's required of you."
"Human! You must be grateful to the Queen that she decided to take time out of her busy schedule to get to know someone like you, so- HMPF! Hey!" This whole tirade of Sebek is interrupted by Silver, who kicked him in the side with the elbow.
“Enough already, Sebek. Look, they are already nervous, and your words are doing no better,” Silver says with irritation, pointing at you, who is already shaking in the chair while Lilia is combing your hair.
Seeing your worried expression in the mirror in front of you, the old man tries to calm you down:
“Now-now, it will be fine. The Queen is a good and sweet woman, she will definitely like you. I'm sure she'll even give you and Malleus her blessing! ”
"Blessing?! For marriage, you mean?"
"Fu-fu-fu, of course!"
You just swallow hard. Marrying Malleus, of course, is what you secretly dream sometimes. But these are just thoughts that fill your head when you try to sleep. But now, already under such a condition, when you are about to meet a member of Malleus' family, and this isn't an ordinary person, but the Queen herself! Because of what you begin to feel all the burden of responsibility that dropped on you, namely, to be the beloved of the prince, the future heir to the throne.
You stay silent, you try to calm down a little while Lilia gently runs a comb through your hair. He, Silver, and Sebek keep you company in the guest room while Malleus prepares and dresses for the meeting. The aforementioned trio also helped you prepare by choosing the right outfit.
Suddenly someone knocks on the door. Without waiting for an answer, Malleus enters the room.
"Are you ready, my love?" Smiling, he says.
Lilia stops brushing you, letting you get out of the chair. When you finally stand to face Malleus, you are totally astonished by his look. His outfit is different from what you're used to seeing him. He is dressed in an all-black royal robe that suits him incredibly.
“Wow…” is all you can say after checking the prince from horns to toe. Malleus grins, hands on his hips.
“You look gorgeous as well, dear. Okay, shall we? " Having said this, he extends his hand to you. You nod and quickly grab the bag with a small gift you prepared for the Queen, since you didn’t want to come empty-handed. There were problems with the choice of a gift, since you didn't know at all what the Queen might like. Therefore, you have not thought of anything better than baking some pastries. Fairies like sweets, don't they? The Queen is also a fairy. You hope she will appreciate your care a little. You just want to make a good first impression.
You finally take Malleus's hand and the two of you walk towards the door.
"Good luck!" Smiling brightly, says Lilia, and waving at you two.
You silently walk down the gloomy hallway, which is illuminated by dim candles. It's clearly what the Diasomnia dorm's design was inspired by. None of the two of you speaks as you walk. Only Malleus gently runs his thumb over your knuckles, soothing you.
On the way, you are met by an attractive-looking man who previously introduced himself to you as Diablo. As far as you can tell, he's something of the queen's henchman.
“Nice to see you again [Y/N]-san, Lord Malleus,” the man says with a smile. At his words, Malleus just nods quickly and lets go of your hand.
“Queen Maleficent awaits you in the throne room. Please follow me if you would,” after saying that, he quickly turns around and walks down the hallway, you and Malleus following him.
Finally, reaching the end of the hallway and facing large doors, the three of you stop. Diablo throws open the doors and gestures to you that you can enter.
The throne room is huge. The interior, although not much different from the design of the rest of the castle, nevertheless impresses you.
And of course, since this is the throne room, there is a throne directly in front of you, on which the Queen herself sits expectantly.
You and Malleus stop a couple of meters from the throne itself and wait until the Queen greets you.
Without taking her eyes off you, Maleficent finally gets up and goes straight to you, and stops literally a meter away from you two.
Finally, you can get a better look at her. And you can say that this is the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. Not a single picture that you have seen has been able to capture her beautiful appearance. She is as tall as Malleus, might even be taller. Horns also adorn her head. And her eyes ... are just incredibly gorgeous green. Also behind her, you notice a pair of folded wings. You wonder if Malleus has a pair too.
“Malleus. It's been a long time. I'm happy to finally see you again, my dear grandson,” says Maleficent with a big smile. Malleus smiles as well at her words and nods his head.
"Indeed, it’s been quite a while, but I'm glad to see you again as well, your highness."
The Queen nods at his word, and then her piercing gaze falls on you. She also smiles broadly, checking you out by looking at your appearance, from head to toe. Her green eyes seem to look directly into your soul, which makes you feel even smaller, even despite your significant difference in height.
“You must be [Y/N]. I'm glad to finally meet you, Malleus has written so much about you. I hope you are enjoying your stay in the castle,” these words are finally addressed to you. Before you open your mouth, you bow, trying to show your respect, and answer as politely as possible.
"It’s a pleasure to meet you, your highness!" Having said that, you are stretching out your hand with a gift that you have prepared especially for her. “I would like you to accept this gift as a thank you for the invitations and for your hospitality.”
“Thank you, dear, I will gladly accept your gift,” with these words, she takes the gift bag from your hand. You breathe a sigh of relief, being glad to her to have taken your gift. You can also feel Malleus' hand lightly stroking your lower back, trying to calm you down a little. In the corner of your eye, you see that he's smiling tenderly at you.
“So,” Maleficent's sudden voice interrupts the silence. Because of such a surprise, you almost jumped on the spot. "Say, dear [Y/N], would you like to have a bite?" You didn't expect such a question at all, but due to the fact that you are so nervous, your stomach groans a little with hunger, so you would gladly chew on something. Plus, you really don't want to refuse the Queen.
“Yes-s, your highness. I r-really would like to if you don’t mind” because of the disturbance, you start to stutter, and you just want to mentally hit yourself. She smiles broadly at your answer, showing her fangs.
"Excellent! How about tea with sweets? I can also enjoy your gift.”
Maleficent, Malleus and you, accompanied by Diablo, who escorts you outside to a gazebo, where everything is already prepared for tea drinking.
What surprises you the most is the contrast between the interior and exterior of the castle with the garden next to it. While the castle is dark and gloomy, inside and out, the meadow behind it is quite bright, filled with bushes and all kinds of flowers that you have never seen before. Well, in the Valley of Thorns not only thorns grow, but roses as well.
Finally, you sit down at a round table, Malleus to your right, and Maleficent directly opposite you. Taking the gift bag, she carefully takes out what you have prepared for her. These are several different types of small cakes.
"Did you cook that yourself?"
“Yes,” you nod your head in response. “In truth, I didn't know your tastes, so I baked cakes with different fillings. There are chocolate, cherry, strawberry and custard fillings. "
“That's great. I will definitely try each one.”
To your surprise, she keeps her word and truthfully tastes every cake you baked, noting that she really likes everything.
The whole tea-drinking and conversation between the three of you are going quite well. You finally stop being so nervous in the presence of Maleficent and you can have a normal dialogue without hesitation. It seems like she, like Malleus, is not so talkative, so she mostly asks questions and listens carefully to you and Malleus. The questions are quite common, like how did you meet, what are your academic successes, where are you from and stuff like that. You are quite sure that she knows much more about you than you might think, because, as Malleus already told you, he sent Maleficent many letters about you, writing everything he would like to share with her about you. But judging by the way she asks questions exclusively to you, the Queen wants to hear everything from your perspective.
Suddenly your conversation is interrupted by the same man, Diablo, who walks up to Malleus and whispers something in his ear. To which he sighs.
"Can't it wait?"
“I beg your pardon, your highness, for distracting you. But it is your presence that is needed, it will only take a couple of minutes."
“Well, nothing can be done,” with these words, Malleus gets up from the table and glances at you. “I need to urgently leave for a couple of minutes. I'll be back soon,” and with these words, he turns around and walks towards the castle. But you don't even have time to say anything.
“Of course, you don't have to rush,” Maleficent says to him.
Oh dear, now you're alone with the Queen. This is definitely not what you planned. You slowly take your gaze off of Malleus' back, who has already entered the castle, and turn back to Maleficent, who finishes her tea.
Suddenly a raven sits down on her shoulder, croaking something to her. To which she chuckles.
Oh, it’s all planned! I feel it!
The raven flies away from her shoulder, and Maleficent gets up from the table and her gaze falls on you.
"Dear [Y/N], will you join me?" She probably invites you for a little walk.
“S-sure, your highness,” of course, you can't just refuse.
Not with a brisk step, the two of you walk in silence along the path along with the beautiful bushes with flowers. Suddenly Maleficent stops by a bush, apparently with roses. But these are not ordinary roses, they are completely black, a flower, a stem and even the whole bush is black as well. She looks at it and doesn't take her eyes off it, but addresses you.
“It has been a long time since I saw him so happy,” her words take you by surprise a little. But apparently, she's talking about Malleus. “I even forgot when I saw him smile so sincerely.”
"Excuse me, but what do you mean?" She chuckles at your question.
"Oh. Do you not notice the way he looks at you? So sweet and gentle that my blood sugar rises. He acts just like her when she... ” But Maleficent trails off and doesn't talk about “her”.
"Little Beastie, do you understand what responsibility you have assumed?" A very strange nickname, but you silently continue to listen to her.
“My dear boy has been lonely all his life. I am very sorry that I wasn't always able to be with him. But he finally has someone like you. Judging by how he looks at you and speaks highly about you, I understand that he truly loves you. So tell me, Little Beastie, do you promise me that he will be happy? Do you promise that he will always smile? Do you promise that he will never be alone again?"
Malleus is your dear friend and beloved one, all you want is for him to be happy. Therefore, you answer with confidently:
“Your highness, I really love Malleus. I sincerely wish him all the very best. I promise to be by his side and support him no matter what, because he promised me the same. ”
"Good. This is what I wanted to hear. And you better keep your promise, otherwise, he'll want to lock you up in the tower, ” she laughs at her own joke. "Just kidding ~"
Finally Maleficent turns to you. She takes your hand and places on it one of the black roses from the bush. But this rose has no thorns. Looking up at her, you see that she smiles at you.
Again the same raven lands on Maleficent's shoulder, and in the same second Malleus appears next to you two.
"I apologize. Had some difficulties with ... Hmm, did I miss something?” Malleus asks, surprised.
“No, nothing like that. We just conferred privately a little,” Maleficent replies, winking at you, and you smile at her. But Malleus pouts at her answer.
"I was gone for only a couple of minutes, and you two have secrets already?" The Queen grins at his words.
“Well, now it's my turn to leave you. It was a pleasure to chat with you, [Y/N]. Unfortunately, I still have unfinished business. But as far as I know, you will stay in the Valley of Thorns this spring break, won't you? I hope we can talk some more. ”
“Of course, your highness. Thank you for today,” with these words you smile and bow to her.
Maleficent says goodbye to both of you and goes back to the castle.
Suddenly Malleus turns to you and smiles with the most sincere and widest smile you've ever seen. Then he lifts you by the waist and spins you around like you're some kind of a princess. From such a surprise, you reflexively put your arms around his neck. Malleus lowers you to the ground and continues to hug you. Pulling away, he continues to smile and puts his hand on your cheek, lightly stroking it with his thumb.
"I knew she would like you."
You grin at his words.
"Heh, thank you. To be honest, I was very nervous, but your grandmother, I mean, the Queen, turned out to be very nice. I was glad to meet her. "
Malleus kisses your forehead and takes your hand.
"Of course she is. Now, let's go. Surely Lilia, Silver and Sebek want to hear how it went. "
With these words, you head back to the castle, and you continue to hold the thornless rose that Maleficent gave you.
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For the sgs au since both Ursula and Hades can make deals do you think that at one point one of them sees Yuu struggles so offers to help. The price? Depending on who approaches Yuu first it's going to be either a boat ride with Azul or a video game marathon with Idia. When one finds out what the other is doing it ends in a bit of a scuffle. (Some windows and desks were broken)
Ohohohohohohohooh THE TITANS ARE FIGHTINGGGGG
You see, it wasn't suppose to happen, they couldn't touch many things nor interact with anyone beside the overblot boys and themselves, the henchmen were the lucky ones that could come and go of this weird limbo like state to a fisical form
But one day...
Yuu, reflexively: bless you
That scared the hell hehe out of Hades, yuu could hear a murmur afterwards but couldn't discern what the person was speaking what the fuck?
And now they realize that as the days pass, the more ghost like they become, they can pick up small objects, murmur into other people's ears and knowing this... they immediately started to plan how to make best use of this
Ursula notices how stressed Yuu is when one day they come working at Monstro lounge
School is stressful as heck, we all know this, now imagine being the therapist of a private school full of prideful little shits with a headmaster that avoids any involvement with those same students, yeah, Yuu's life is 100% worst
The child worked their little butt off and even becomes the manager of chaos when it inevitably happened, they dealt with Floyd's mood swings like it was another Tuesday and stopped Jade from cracking more cups than normal
But when movement becomes slow they vanished, curious and a little bit worried she search for them, and sleeping on one of the far away tables with dim lights, next to a tank were Flotsam and Jetsam watched their sleeping form, was the little shrimp
Books and notepads scattered on the table, little doodles on all of them of food, drinks, eels that look very similar to her boys and the little monster cat, together with study notes, they realy work so hard... she could lend a hand couldn't she? After seeing such a poor unfortunate soul like this, how can she nor help? She only needs some time to prepare the contract
Hades got worried that Yuu hadn't came visiting Idia this week, maybe one of the others confessed? Maybe it's too late, maybe they got on a dangerous situation were he could turn to his favor?
But when arriving at hamshackle he just finds the kid sleeping on the couch, work uniform and all he still needs to fix the fact that yuu works at monstro lounge, this gives Ursula and azul a big advantage that he doesn't like one bit, black bags under the eyes, the adorable part is that the demon cat was sleeping besides them, yeah the little dude could be a rascal but he cared even if he doesn't admits it
He knew by the imp's videos that Yuu's life was not easy, but he never got to see it first hand beside the times he goes to watch them on classes
Hades: by tartarus you realy live like this kid?... y'know I got an idea grins* a little deal never hurts anyone! Now what would be the best outcome for this
He starts pondering for so long that is best to leave for another day
Now, they both just had to pick the same day to form those contracts hadn't they?
Ursula: and what are you doing here?
Hades: could be asking the same thing ma'am, but if you insists, little thing there is having such a hard time, so I thought why not offer some help? They can sorta hear us now no?
Ursula: what a coincidence, I am here for the same reason...
Hades/Ursula: the price is a date isn't it?
Ursula: I'm terrible sorry but my little Azul is getting his boat ride with that child
Hades: oh no no, my man Idia is getting his dose of human interaction tonight
The air becomes heavier and heavier, the students that passed by could see two big terrifying familiar forms starting to appear
The smell of fire and storm were forming by the entrance of Hamshackle dorm
Azul and Idia felt the changes, they bolted out of their classes, nobody knows how Shroud runs so fast without exercise and how Azul didn't stumbled on the way
So what do they do? They ran to help
The two titans fight scaled so quickly that nobody knew what to do, hamshackle's windows were busted, half of the school ground was destroyed, the boys arrived just in time to see Yuu running to the storm's eye
Of all people Idia and Azul were one hell of a team once Yuu notices their presence and becomes the maestro of the fight, it stopped quickly once Ursula and Hades noticed who those three humans were
The two villains were scolded by the two dorm leaders
Yuu: ... why are you guys talking to air?
Azul/Idia: ..... A-about that, hm....
Yuu:... so you guys can see the spirit that is causing some trouble on my dorm
Azul/Idia: THEY ARE WHAT?
Hades: it isn't so baddd we just have some metting nothing too big
Yuu: if nothing to big is breaking my dorm apart so yeah, it's just a little bit inconvenience
Hades: shit I forgot you can hear us now
Yuu: US??? THERE ARE MORE??? ... sighs* let's talk later, now come here you two, what did you break? I'll treat it until the nurse comes
Idia: you... you can spend the week in my room.. I-IF YOU WANT OF COURSE! y'know becauseyourdormisbrokenandallitwouldnotbeweirdright?
Azul: WE HAVE A ROOM FREE IN OCTAVINELLE! y-ou don't even need to worry about paying or anything! After all the problem was a little bit my cause so...
Yuu: ... thanks but I don't want to be a bother, Jack has offered before, I'm sure he wouldn't mind me sleeping there again... pff who knows, maybe even Leona might lend his room again
Azul/Idia: YOU AREN'T A BOTHER AT ALL PLEASE RECONSIDER!
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The great seven sitting in Sam’s bar watching two villains go at it with poor yuu in the middle on the news: “I bet 200 madol snake charmer’s gonna win this round” said AU Jafar, “alright I’ll raise you 500 that leviathan takes this one, and I’ll throw in an extra 300 if he manages to snag that cute little angelfish too” replied AU Ursula ( I don’t know how betting works but I’m pretty sure this is what goes down between all of them)
Thank you for the ask, dear anon!
I don’t know how betting works either so I’m in the same boat as you...
All but one of the villains lean towards the TV screen from over the poker table, eyes tracking the action eagerly as the camera darts between the two supervillains.
Snake Charmer should theoretically have the upper hand with his ability to adapt on the fly, his mind-controlling superpower, and his lieutenant’s mastery over the water that the aquatic supervillains need to live in. On the other hand, Floyd’s Bind the Heart and his and his twin’s sheer strength is nothing to be sniffed at either, especially not when it renders all blows useless and allows Leviathan to get in close enough to proffer a golden contract to the reporter for their freedom—!
Only to find them gone from the wooden stool they were just sitting in.
Tsunotaro hovers out of reach of all the combatants with an irritatingly familiar smug grin on his face as he makes his escape with his child of man in his arms.
His grandmother mirrors his expression as the other six slump in their seats and complain about etiquette and hostage stealing and the poor manners of the youth today.
She’ll have to remind Lilia to send that little reporter a formal invitation to tea sometime... it’s always a wise idea to scope out new in laws...
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Just a random thought:
Idk if it was pointed out before, but have you noticed that the Great Seven is always referred to only by their titles, and their names are never mentioned? ( except for the Queen of Hearts the and the Beautiful Queen)
Like it's always, e.g. the Witch of Thorns and not Lady/Misstress Maleficent or Queen Maleficent, etc.
The same goes for the villains' henchmen, mostly for Flotsam and Jetsam who are referred to as just moray eels who served the Sea Witch.
I wonder why it is that. Maybe, the Great Seven lived really long ago, so that only stories and legends have kept to nowadays, and their names are forgotten?
Also, I need more lore about the Royal Sword Academy. Do they have dormitories that are modeled after the Great Seven's counterparts aka good characters, Alice, Simba, Ariel, etc.
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Ur AU gave me ideas and the sidekick post has fulled them
I LOVE THOSE OMFG
You broke ME YOU BROKE ME I CAN'T
OH MY GOD THE QUEEN'S NEW RULES YESSSSS
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Wait, since iago is here, all the other villains sidekick are probably there too. For example, pain and panic shapeshifting into birds to spy on idia and Yuu’s date, The hyenas causing student stampedes so Leona can save Yuu, Ursula’s eels spying on Yuu to get information about their likes and dislikes, Evil Queen’s crow is being used as a messenger, maleficent’s raven is causing hell on the others attempt to woo Yuu, King of hearts giving riddle pep talks
YOU GOT THE SPIRIT!
And FINALY THE KING OF HEARTS, YES, I FORGOT ABOUT THE LITTLE DUDE! Ok I watched only one time the alice movie but still
POOR KING OF HEARTS, the guy's bullied by the others oh my God only his wife to save him
He tries to give Riddle "the talk" "sir... your majesty I already know about this"
He tries his best but has no guts, Riddle wonders how the hell did the queen married him
jokes on him. When talking to the king he discovers that he's a great listener and his insecure but some times calm voice is realy reassuring for some reason reminds you of someone?
Surprising great at upping the boy's moral! "D-don't worry! I am sure they will find your tea party wonderful! I saw their little smile when they left last time!"
While the queen isn't above using more... seduction, the king has the most wholesome ideas and usually works best for the poor boys dignity
Oh the HYENAS, Shenzi, Banzai and Ed, mischief encarned, they are loving the food, realy, more than they ever think they could eat.
Respect Leona bc he just let them do their own thing, however they become annoyed when Ruggie is pushed around too much "c'mon let the kid have a break once!"
When they see that a certain herbivore is catching the eye of said lion and scar himself just comented on how convenient it would be to have some chaos on certain day at certain time...
Crowley is losing feathers and hair by the second, WHO IS LETTING A ZOO LOSE AT THE SCHOOL??!! And who's gonna have to pay the price? Yuu, who's trying desperate to gain control on the hyenas and they don't look friendly, no sir
Luckily Leona came and up to the air they go, just a little problem, he wasn't aware of this plan, and now he's mad and start scolding the hyenas, they stop snickering at him carring yuu like a bride on the broom, looks like the plan might have been a success
"Leona you can put me dow now y'know"
"Do you realy think I don't see that scratch? Honestly herbivore you're bold to think I would let you harm yourself more than those imbeciles already did"
Flotsam and jetsam are such sneak litte shits, they are always watching, anytime Yuu pass by a lake or river, they are there, watching and listening
The Leech twins are a little skeptical about those two eels who just popped up on the octavinelle tanks, but soon lear they can be very entertaining and very useful, especialy if you can understand them
Oh they love to prank any poor unfortunate student that is next to a body of water, be it by calling them out or... biting
Azul got some very good information from them, favorite color? Dunno, but they are going to scarabia to study later this evening, and if he doesn't do something they are sure the scarabia boy is planing someting
Cue Azul's trying to interfere before something happens or just crashing on some dates when he can
On yuu's birthday day Azul gets them something they comented only to Grim and he just plays it off as a coincidence
Now the evil Queen's Crow has the chillies job among the seven henchmen, you see, Vil has so little privacy that even if he were to text yuu the public would know by one means or anothers
So what's the second best way to communicate? Letters! So the Crow's job is to come and go with them, wich makes him the second henchmen that has a good reputation with Yuu
Many times, as letters take time to be ready, he's just chilling on schools grounds, looking around, finding food, chilling with Diablo the usual
And then... Crowley shows up and oh boy, how can a bird so small manage to creat such a smug aura, and how can a grow ass man be so fucking jealous of a bird territorial thing? Oh no no no, Crowley knows very fucking well who this is and he ain't letting this little shit rob his position as best Crow to yuu no sir, OUT later that day he laid awake until 3 AM now realizes that a certain someone might not be totally dead
Pain & panic have notice how late Idia's staying awake and in some days comes back way later, so what they do? They go after him
And surprise surprise the boy is mopping by some ruin around the dorm, he was doing a video for those shows he likes so much, judging by the clothes and sticks, but stoped and is... wait... is he laughing?
Oh. Oh~ seems like he's not alone, the little prefect he doesn't shut up about is there and he's socializing with them how adorable! For someone who was in denial seconds ago they look fine together
So they just start recording, Ortho teached them, cute interactions for what? Two hours, they show it to him and Hades later, the room almost turned to ashes by his embarrassment, Hades is super fucking pround and betrayed Why didn't you told him earlier Idia?!
Would they go and record Yuu's life for him? Absolutely
Diablo my boy! best raven, I don't care, third best character in that movie only topped BY Maleficent and the three faries, he can literally be a general.
Listen remember when Malleus wanted a friend like him? Yeah guess what? He does have him now and ahahah would you look at that child of man I think it wasn't friendship that I felt why are you so cute tonight?
Goes to their night walk and finds them adorable together, notices yuu's extremely dangerous life, especialy the fact that they have no magic and guess who just got adopted by a bird
Yuu finds some trinkets and he himself delivers some, never getting from Malleus treasure, he gets those from around school
So bc Malleus nor his mistress can't watch over yuu all day he does the job instead
And he's not surprised to see how many boys grew interest on them, and he just loves sabotaging their plans over and over
It brings him great amusement when he sees the hope of a perfect confession fading from the students eyes
Sometimes even plays the victim to be rescued by Yuu and brought to Malleus immediately, causing more interaction between them by day time
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How about Jafar and Iago both acting like Jamil's wingmen?
Prequel to the dialogue between them perhaps?
Iago: Jafar the boy is HELPLESS!
Jafar: he has his merits, but what happened now?
Iago: I was just trying to help! It was just a little smack, a little nudge, nothing too big, THEY WERE GOING TO KISS! But what does the boy do? STOP THE FALL! It's going to take MONTHS, with that little accidental kiss they'd be thinking of him for HOURS and cut the chase at least one week
Jafar: did you really just tried to make them kiss accidentally?
Iago: What am I supose to do?! The two of them exchange little flirtations, but the second the prefect goes a little more bold The boy freezes!
Jafar: that might be a problem
Iago: No shit. At this point a love spell would do the trick
Jafar: would do, yes, but where's the fun in it? hm... maybe if we make the perfect scenery... how much do you think it would cost to bargain with a carpet?
And that's why yuu's on Scarabia's dorm lounge, but of course they aren't supose to know that.
For them, Jamil sent a letter asking if they wanted a carpet ride! And who on their right mind would refuse one?
It made them remember Kalim's ride and... he was very excited.. too excited, you can only like so many loops
Jamil's however, was more calm and relaxing, they talked, teased and when the sun was setting, got to the highest tower at NRC to watch the colors change on the sky, a perfectly calm romantic atmosphere
"I am realy sorry for Iago's behavior earlier, I swear if Kalim doesn't drive me mad he will" He whispers, not wanting to break the mood, it's been a long day and that's what he needed too
"I live with Grim remember, little shits easy to love and easier to grow a want to trow a chair at" they joke, sliding their hand above his
At the end of the day they are back
"I didn't knew I needed that laughs* thanks Jamil"
"It's the least I could d-"
they kiss him on the cheek and sprint to the mirror "see you tomorrow!"
"Ready to try my initial plan then?" Jafar asks from the pillow chair when Jamil's back at the room with a grin on his face
"I am not sending them those clothes"
"Just telling, there's no way they don't get the message from those~"
Later Iago's back with bites, fire on his tail and less feathers "Next time I see those imps again I SWEAR I'LL TEAR THEIR EYES OFF"
"So how was the little trip?"
"Oh they were adorable, I would have got more info IF THE GODDAM EELS HADN'T JUST PLAN TO JUMP ON THEM BY THE RIVER, THE CROW AND THAT FUCKING RAVEN HADN'T JUST TRIED TO RUN OVER THEM AND THE MOTHERFUCKING IMPS HADN'T HAD THE BEST IDEAT TO BREATH FIRE ON THEM" Iago plops on the bed "and they just didn't succeed to ruin their fly bc little old me here took ALL the blows! ALL OF THEM JAFAR! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES TO GROW FEATHERS??!"
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Jafar helping Jamil is kinda cool...did Jamil meet lago too
Did I just watched some of Iago's best clips to do this? Yes,Yes I did. And I forgot how good he's at imitating voices wich wouldn't surprise me if I remembere that he was aparrot
And for what I saw twst don't count the sequels so let's say iago was stuck with jafar until now for the sake of my sanity
THE SASSY BIRD
Literally was stuck with jafar for one thousand years or so, a bird needs to fly men
Now I imagine the metting was something like this:
Jafar: and this is Iago, he will help you on your duties
Iago: I won't help shit! FREEDOM AND YOU WANNA SPEND TIME WITH THIS KID? HAVE YOU FINALY LOST IT JAFAR???
Jafar: don't mind the tongue just shove a Cracker on his mouth and everything's ok
Iago: don't you dare punky
Jamil: I... (explosions sounds from the kitchen) I got more important matters now, just, just don't destroy my room
Jamil just straight up asks him what he wants to eat and now he's on Iago's golden boy list FINALLY SOMETHING OTHER THAN CRACKERS
Shares stories about Jafar and had war flashbacks when meeting kalim who tried to feed him
Iago: I swear to you kid he went NUTS when he discovered the little rascals Identity, didn't stop laughing for hourrrsss
Becomes Jamil's unofficial pet, and accompanied him on classes sometimes, Grim is suspicions of him... Lucius tried to eat him at least once, mostly just exploring the area, saw Crowley once and:"why does the chicken brain has a human body and I don't???"
When he discovers Jamil's crush? Oh boy...
Yuu: hey Jamil! Is that a parrot?
Jamil: my... sister... send him for a vacation, he was so lonely without me
Yuu: ow isn't he handsome~ can I pet you?
Iago just... stares and let them why not, it's not like he has a choic- ohhhh the scratches~
Yuu: handsome like the owner hm?
Jamil is realy considering living in his hoodie after that.
One night Jamil was just going to bed and
Yuu's voice: I love you jamil~
He jumps and turns to Iago who's cracking his butt off his blush
Jamil throws pillows at him
Iago likes the kid, specially if he's gonna give him food
Jamil's ok with him, finds Iago funny and isn't gonna pass the opportunity to vent his frustrations to a bird that can and will talk back but knows when to shut up about those things
Iago: and then you just push him off a cliff and BAM everything's resolved!
Jamil: it's not that simple
Iago: It's better than waching them being swoon away kid!
Jamil: you realy think I don't have a plan? And you are going to help me through it
Iago: oh boy I see the resemblance now
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Odd-cousin Sam, I love it!
And oh! Is that a cameo of the Great Seven in the back playing poker?
Does that mean Malleus' grandmother is probably there in disguise?
Are they placing bets that involve Yuu?
Your AU is seriously amazing!
Thank you for the ask, dear anon!
And AAAAH, thank you for your kind words!!
Their dynamic is literally this:
Yuu: I need to get something to infiltrate this supervillain base.
Sam: That sounds like something a responsible guardian wouldn’t let you do...Good thing I’m a cousin!
And then he gives them what’s essentially a fancy jack in the box disguised as a useful tool to mess with them.
And yes, by popular vote, that’s the Great Seven in disguise hanging out in his bar, having faked their deaths to live out the rest of their lives relatively peacefully!! Bet you thought I’d forgotten about them, huh?
And yes, Maleficent is there in her off time from being a senator, and their bets are both about the poker and the shenanigans that reporter and the latest generation of supervillians are getting up to.
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[Malleus escaped sebek's and silver's watch, and now is walking by the forest on day time]
Maleficent: and you two have a night walk? How adorable
Malleus: it's nothing realy, we do this all the time
Maleficent: and you still doesn't belive they might love you
Malleus: grandm- mistress, it's nothing like you are expecting, we only talk... well I talk and they listen... they always do little smile*
maleficent: chuckles* I will see it myself once night falls then... are you hearing this?
[Cautiously Malleus slides behind a tree, only to be surprised as Yuu pass by, dancing with Grim singing once upon a dream]
Maleficent: well if that isn't something, a great opportunity to make the first move don't you think so child?
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[Very early morning at NRC]
Evil queen: are they the one you're fascinated with young man?
Vil: it's complicated
Evil queen: how so?
Vil: I'm an actor your majesty, it's not easy to have an relationship much less managing one
Evil queen: if this is your normal mindset they must be realy special for you to even fantasize about it then
Vil: I don't-!...yes
Evil queen: chuckles* sing to them, sing your one and only song from your heart, steal theirs and when they love you they'll understand, they already do, don't they?
[Yuu sitting on the weel and starts singing very quietly "I'm wishing"]
Evil queen: your chance is now. Go
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Jamil: this not going to work, the carpet hates me
Jafar: you can bribe it with a spa day, now boy where's that confident grin of yours! Show me and them the self you've hidden for so many years~
Jamil: kalim gave them a ride already y'know
Jafar: did they sing?
Jamil: no? Why would th-
Jafar: so there's STILL A CHANCE, grab this opportunity and don't let go and they will be yours, I'll make sure of it myself
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Song : Queen of Hearts
By : Luz
The song is part of Royal Scandal (you will know when you watch it, or u already know). You can watch it on youtube.
Alice in wonderland maybe don't have romantic songs but there are songs with that theme.
Warning : The lyrics are... spicy...
Heartslabyul song lol... imagine Yuu singing it... pffftt-
KDSDSYUSYDUFUFUFUFIGIOGI I FORGOT ABOUT THIS SONG
Riddle's a tomato trying to sing it and Yuu just pulls a uno reverse card and sings to him instead, He faints.
The queen counts it as a win on Her part
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