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genuinebluff · 17 days

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DogTacts - Color Contact Lenses for Dogs

Stunningly Natural Effect

Stop Using Filters

Better Job Opportunities

Easy to Use!

Dog Eyes

More Beautiful Dog

#unreality #dog meme #funny dog #obvious plant #genuine bluff #meme #fake ads #fake advertising #colored contact lenses #back after a while of being deeply uninspired #but this idea has been rattling around for a while #hope you like it!#reblog like whatever helps thanks bbys #oc #surreal

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genuinebluff · 1 month

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Attention CONSUMERS! Horoscopes are now obsolete. Please use your Consumer Sign.

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genuinebluff · 3 months

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Attention: @shamblespirate

We heard your request for a RACCOON VALENTINE GREETING.

Best Regards,

The GB Team

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genuinebluff · 3 months

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Unique Valentine's for your Highly Unique Partner!

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genuinebluff · 3 months

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Struggling to find the perfect nickname for your highly unique lover?Searching for a nickname that truly reflects all their best qualities and rolls off the tongue?

Create a custom and guaranteed Genuine Nicknames to blow your Lover’s mind!

First Letter of Their First Name

A - Unsettled B - Muddled C - Fetching D - Queasy E - Persnickety F - Belligerent G - Disturbed H - Alluring I - Chivalrous J - Radiant K - Resplendent L - Majestic M - Comely N - Noble O - Agitated P - Topsy-turvy Q - Sensitive R - Lethargic S - Queasy T - Woozy U - Miserable V - Languid W - Disconcerted X - Wretched Y - Voluptuous Z - Quizzical

First Letter of Their Last Name

A - Bigfoot B - Loch Ness Monster C - Chupacabra D - Mothman E - Yeti F - Jersey Devil G - Cyclops H - Dover Demon I - Centaur J - Minotaur K - Skunk Ape L - Unicorn M - Kraken N - Flatwoods Monster O - Mongolian Death Worm P - Lake Champlain Monster Q - Pegasus R - Mothman of Point Pleasant S - Mermaid T - Dragon U - Fresno Nightcrawler V - Batsquatch W - Leviathan X - Fairy Y - Phoenix Z - Mothman of Chicago

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genuinebluff · 4 months

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GenuineBluff presents the gift of the year!

Genuine Object 001

Genuine Object 001 was discovered when Genuine Researcher 001 was cleaning out the GenuineBluff HQ attic.

During the construction of its elegant glass display case, Genuine Researcher 001 began gazing at the Object. Despite not having paid the requisite fee for an extended gazing session, he sat for hours gazing into its folds and crevices.

While Genuine Researcher 001 was never seen again, he did inspire this years Gift of the Year!

Show you care an appropriate amount this holiday season - give your friends Genuine Object 001 and let them enjoy an eternal gaze.

Caution: may cause gazing

#meme #Christmas gift #gift guide #gift of the season #happy holidays yall #thanks for another year of silly posts #hope this makes you laugh #kisses #and hugs #fake ad #surreal meme #obvious plant #oc #funny #genuine bluff #surreal #unreality

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genuinebluff · 5 months

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HELLO [CONSUMER],

It’s me, the Genuine Bluff Team.

I’m writing to you out of character, as an just an artist and recently laid-off person. If you want to help me out, take a peek at my Etsy or just interact with this blog.

Thanks [CONSUMERS], I love you all in a normal and not-at-all parasocial way.

Kisses,

Modaz

#personal

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genuinebluff · 6 months

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Genuine Bluff Costumes presents : Mean Dental Hygienist

Costume includes:

Blue Scrubs

Career Regret

Bloody Floss

Poor Bedside Manner

Adult Size Costume one size fits most

#halloween costume #halloween costumes #halloween #happy halloweeeeeeen #fake ad #lmao #lol #obvious plant #meme #surreal meme #oc #genuine bluff #funny #surreal #ween is here #i am ween #all hallows eve #hello from the hallowoods

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genuinebluff · 6 months

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Genuine Bluff Costumes presents: Pit of Despair

Costume includes:

Blue colored contacts

Pit

Desire to escape society

Adult Sized Costume

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genuinebluff · 6 months

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Genuine Bluff Costumes : Your Ex-Boyfriend from High School DMing You the Night Before His Child is Born

Costume Includes: Papa Bear T-Shirt

Password Protected iPhone

Fear of Responsibility

Weaponized Incompetence

ADULT sized costume

one size fits most

#meme #halloween costumes #weaponized incompetence #i hate men #men suck #surreal memes #fake ad #obvious plant #oc #funny #lol #lmao #genuine bluff #this happened to my older sister #and her friend #what is wrong with men lol #reblog #share with your friends #share with the friend most likely to get a DM from a long lost ex before said ex encounters more responsibility than they ever really wante

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genuinebluff · 6 months

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Genuine Bluff Costumes Presents: Military Influencer

Costume includes: Bold Glamour Filter, Smart Phone, Unnaturally Symmetrical Face, Propaganda for Dummies

Teen Size Costume

Phone Screen text: Get ready with me to go to w*r lol #not propaganda

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genuinebluff · 7 months

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GenuineBluff Costumes Hauntingly Generic Yearbook Inscription From Your Crush

Costume Includes:

Yearbook outfit

Sense You May Have Lost the Best Years of Your Life

Novelty Sharpie Hat

Halfhearted Message From Your Favorite Teacher

Adult Sized Costume- One Size Fits Most

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genuinebluff · 7 months

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CONSUMERS, Happy Halloween Month from the Genuine Team. Genuine Bluff is proud to introduce: Genuine Bluff Costumes

Our collection of kooky costumes have something for every member of the family.

The team will reveal a new costume or two each week of our favorite month.. 🎃🎃

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DEMON CORE

Costume Includes:

Demon Core Lid Hat

Demon Core Tutu

Oversized Screwdriver

133,182,000,000,000 kCals

Silver Jumpsuit

Scientist Sized Costume - one size fits most

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genuinebluff · 7 months

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CONSUMER[S], do you need a little treat?

Do you want to support the Genuine Team? You can now buy all of these bumper stickers from my KoFi.

Sticker text:

"I Honk At People Because I'm a Monster"

"I'm Brake Checking You Because You Deserve It"

"I'm Driving"

"Proud Parent of a Kid who Steals from Target"

"A Girls Without a Happy Trail is Like an Angel Without Wings"

#meme #lol #ad #kofi #bumper sticker #stickers #funny #added my kofi to the bio too #i am going to add more products eventually #maybe a shirt? idk #or tote bags #love yall #oc #lmao #obvious plant #surreal meme #surreal #genuine bluff

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genuinebluff · 7 months

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100% safe | 100% healthy | 100% CRAB

Carcinization - Become the crab you're meant to be

Carcinization is the painless process of shedding the fleshy prison of your human form, and adopting the timeless form of a crab.

The Benefits of Being a Crab

Protective Exoskeleton

Hybrid Lifestyle

Limb Regenration

Do You Believe This Common CRAB Myth?

"PEOPLE EAT CRABS!"

This harmful myth is as false as it is outragous! Eating Crab has been illegal since Hester Crinkletop wrote her 1486 sonnet “To The Crab”. Her words moved lawmakers to pass legislation outlawing the consumption of Crabs.

Genuinebluff.com

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genuinebluff · 8 months

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Your blog is lovely thank you it shields my brain from the angry goblins that are invading

CONSUMER, you requested BRAIN GOBLINS. We regret to inform you that there are not any BRIAN GOBLINS on the Genuine Team. To remedy this issue, we have produced the following job advertisement. Please share with any BRAIN GOBLINS in your network.

Now Hiring - Brain Goblins

Urgently seeking an enthusiastic self-starting Brain Goblin who is available immediately to join the GenuineBluff Team.

Responsibilities

Mind Trickery | Proficient in trickery of the human mind; excels at convincing humans that everyone notices that weird thing they did in public.

Bad Decision Enforcement | Able to quickly convince humans of low-to-mid intelligence that 15 hours of screen time a day is good for them, actually.

Catastrophizing Speciality | Master of turning molehills into mountains.

Qualifications

Certified Brian Goblin preferred

Must fit into standard human ear

2+ years experience wreaking havoc

Benefits

Unlimited human brains

Dental

401k

Join the GenuineBluff team

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genuinebluff · 8 months

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Suffering from CREATIVE BLOCK? Try throwing yourself into the

✨Creativity Pit!✨

Jump into Creative Freedom!

Leave unfinished projects and half-written word documents behind as you leap into the Creativity Pit!

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