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legbootlegit · 1 year
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I was bamboozled by this copper merchant. Stay away from these swindlers.
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riberoibeis · 1 year
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Big fan of the new Obvious Plant for obvious (plant) reasons
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[ID: An Obvious Plant branded toy package in pink, orange and white with a realistic plastic prawn in the blister pack. Text reads "Fuck it, let's PRAY TO THE PRAWN GOD. Benevolent! No church! Visibly patrols the sky in exchange for small fish and invertebrates! Bad stuff continues to happen, maybe try worship the Prawn instead? WARNING: VENGEFUL. do not cross the prawn" end ID]
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[ID: The reverse of the package, with a prawn drawing at the bottom. Text reads "THE 8 TENETS OF PRAWN GOD. 1. Nature is sacred. 2. Do no harm. 3. Ingest of the BRINE. 4. Cleanliness is prawnliness. 5. Greed corrupts. 7. The number [REDACTED] is forbidden. 8. Devoutness shall be rewarded with: (1) A RIDE ON THE PRAWN. This prawnduct is not real. Nothing is real." End ID]
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genuinebluff · 3 months
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Attention: @shamblespirate
We heard your request for a RACCOON VALENTINE GREETING.
Best Regards,
The GB Team
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sadbattrue · 10 months
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Part 1, part 3.
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doobledabbadoo · 11 months
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god i love obvious plant sm
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allgremlinart · 2 years
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friends-and-monarchy · 5 months
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One of obvious plant's rejected prototypes that is very gender: https://obviousplant.com/collections/toys/products/toy-prototypes-2023?variant=42628865917121
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stilbiesrevivedclone · 8 months
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New fursona!!!! :3
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definite-human · 6 months
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Fascinated by that tumblr just now decided that this 2017 post contains "sexually explicit content"
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I mean, I'm all for the eroticization of the mundane, but I'm at a loss as to which part of this is revving the algorithm's engine, so to speak
(Image/art credit to obvious plant)
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barbie-edits · 2 years
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Mental health care with Fairytopia
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inbarfink · 2 years
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legbootlegit · 1 year
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Ea-Nasir brand copper is top quality. Best copper wares. Do not listen to Nanni
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genuinebluff · 8 months
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sadbattrue · 10 months
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Part 1, part 2.
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